1 00:00:05,527 --> 00:00:06,395 [Sondi] Previously on Run the World... 2 00:00:06,428 --> 00:00:08,563 I cannot get anything done 3 00:00:08,597 --> 00:00:10,665 because I am home with your daughter, 4 00:00:10,699 --> 00:00:13,168 and you're out, eating fucking doughnuts. 5 00:00:13,201 --> 00:00:14,536 Your job is wack. You know that. 6 00:00:14,569 --> 00:00:15,737 You're better than this. 7 00:00:15,771 --> 00:00:17,305 [Renee] Mia? You still at L'Oréal? 8 00:00:17,339 --> 00:00:19,141 -I am. -Do you think I could come in 9 00:00:19,174 --> 00:00:20,275 and pitch it for you guys? 10 00:00:20,308 --> 00:00:21,810 [Tom] We'll be pitching L'Oréal. 11 00:00:22,043 --> 00:00:23,445 Keith Mumford will run point. 12 00:00:23,478 --> 00:00:25,080 I quit. 13 00:00:25,113 --> 00:00:27,582 I do kind of feel like lately Whitney's been a bit distant. 14 00:00:27,616 --> 00:00:29,785 You cheated on Ola? You have to tell him. 15 00:00:29,818 --> 00:00:32,254 [jazzy music plays] 16 00:00:32,287 --> 00:00:33,822 Hey? [chuckles] 17 00:00:34,055 --> 00:00:35,657 [bumping electronic music plays] 18 00:00:35,690 --> 00:00:38,059 [singer] ♪ Uh! ♪ 19 00:00:38,093 --> 00:00:40,095 [rapper] ♪ Hey, yo, chief... ♪ 20 00:00:40,128 --> 00:00:43,398 Ladies, I hope you enjoyed dinner at Philippe's. 21 00:00:43,432 --> 00:00:45,400 Yes, Hope, there's nothing cooler than going 22 00:00:45,434 --> 00:00:47,536 to the hottest restaurant of 2009. 23 00:00:47,569 --> 00:00:50,105 Expensive Chinese food vexes me. 24 00:00:50,138 --> 00:00:51,273 That might be racist. 25 00:00:51,306 --> 00:00:52,374 Is it? 26 00:00:52,407 --> 00:00:54,142 Because I have the exact same sentiment 27 00:00:54,176 --> 00:00:55,477 about expensive soul food. 28 00:00:55,510 --> 00:00:57,512 I don't understand dining out for soul food at all. 29 00:00:57,546 --> 00:00:59,714 I have a mason jar full of recycled grease 30 00:00:59,748 --> 00:01:00,782 if I want fried chicken. 31 00:01:00,816 --> 00:01:02,384 [Ella] I'm just saying, 32 00:01:02,417 --> 00:01:04,386 I prefer my shrimp and broccoli out of a cardboard box. 33 00:01:04,419 --> 00:01:05,554 Ladies. 34 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:08,290 Please, stay focused on the night ahead. 35 00:01:08,323 --> 00:01:10,692 Next, we have a table and bottle service at the club. 36 00:01:10,725 --> 00:01:12,527 then it's back to the Marriott Marquis 37 00:01:12,561 --> 00:01:14,095 for a slumber party. 38 00:01:14,129 --> 00:01:15,397 [all] Mm. 39 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:17,265 I didn't want to start the scavenger hunt 40 00:01:17,299 --> 00:01:19,334 without Whitney, but I fear we won't be able 41 00:01:19,367 --> 00:01:20,869 to complete several of the tasks. 42 00:01:21,102 --> 00:01:24,172 Hope, I'm not taking a picture with a cop on a horse, ever. 43 00:01:24,206 --> 00:01:26,308 Okay, I actually love scavenger hunts. 44 00:01:26,341 --> 00:01:29,110 And I totally call asking a random stranger for a condom. 45 00:01:29,144 --> 00:01:30,178 Ooh, yes. 46 00:01:30,212 --> 00:01:31,580 I don't know if I'm more annoyed 47 00:01:31,613 --> 00:01:33,582 that we're doing this or that you're so excited about it. 48 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:35,851 Sondi, what time did Whitney say she was getting off work? 49 00:01:35,884 --> 00:01:37,152 Uh, I'm not sure. 50 00:01:37,185 --> 00:01:38,286 -Oh, maybe I should call her. -No, no. 51 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:40,322 That's not necessary. You know what? 52 00:01:40,355 --> 00:01:43,658 She just texted me, and she is on her way. 53 00:01:43,692 --> 00:01:45,393 [Hope] Well, did she say how long? 54 00:01:45,427 --> 00:01:46,628 It just said "coming." 55 00:01:46,661 --> 00:01:48,830 Coming around the mountain. She's almost here. 56 00:01:48,864 --> 00:01:51,600 -[door closes] -So what are we up to here? 57 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:53,168 Are we moving a dead body? 58 00:01:53,201 --> 00:01:54,302 [Whitney laughs] 59 00:01:54,336 --> 00:01:55,470 I thought, uh-- 60 00:01:55,504 --> 00:01:57,339 I thought Sondi moved in with Matthew, right? 61 00:01:57,372 --> 00:02:00,675 Yeah, she did. But she kept her place. 62 00:02:00,709 --> 00:02:01,743 He doesn't know. 63 00:02:01,776 --> 00:02:04,746 No, don't--don't tell me that. 64 00:02:04,779 --> 00:02:05,814 Yo, Whitney, 65 00:02:05,847 --> 00:02:07,315 you keep making me the househusband 66 00:02:07,349 --> 00:02:08,850 that knows too much. 67 00:02:08,884 --> 00:02:12,587 I don't want to hold no peaches or apples or whatever the fuck. 68 00:02:12,621 --> 00:02:14,389 Ola, relax. 69 00:02:14,422 --> 00:02:15,690 We're the only ones who know. 70 00:02:15,724 --> 00:02:17,392 [Ola] That is even worse. [scoffs] 71 00:02:17,425 --> 00:02:20,428 Yo, you need to tell Sondi I don't want no parts of this. 72 00:02:20,462 --> 00:02:22,631 She and Matt need to talk. 73 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,499 Yeah. About that... 74 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,937 Sir, I booked the promotional bottle service sale 75 00:02:29,170 --> 00:02:30,739 from hotparties.net. 76 00:02:30,772 --> 00:02:34,376 It says it's redeemable any night the club is open. 77 00:02:34,409 --> 00:02:36,611 I-I have a confirmation number. 78 00:02:36,645 --> 00:02:37,679 I don't know what you're talking about, 79 00:02:37,712 --> 00:02:38,713 and we're at capacity. 80 00:02:38,747 --> 00:02:39,748 -It's right here. -Hey, what's up? 81 00:02:39,781 --> 00:02:41,816 Oh! Excuse me. What was that? 82 00:02:41,850 --> 00:02:43,652 Isn't that the bouncer from the Soulja Boy party? 83 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:47,556 Oh! Oh, hey! Don't you remember us? 84 00:02:47,589 --> 00:02:48,590 Nope. 85 00:02:48,623 --> 00:02:49,758 Like I told your friend, 86 00:02:49,791 --> 00:02:51,293 we're not letting anyone else in, ma'am. 87 00:02:51,326 --> 00:02:53,562 "Ma'am"? Did you just "ma'am" us? 88 00:02:53,595 --> 00:02:56,731 This is certified PYT you're looking at, sir. 89 00:02:56,765 --> 00:02:58,567 A group of middle-aged ladies like yourselves 90 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,502 shouldn't be out here like this. 91 00:03:00,535 --> 00:03:02,370 It's a bad look. 92 00:03:02,404 --> 00:03:04,873 But I have a confirmation number! 93 00:03:04,906 --> 00:03:06,341 Hope, bring your ass. 94 00:03:06,374 --> 00:03:08,276 -What? -[Renee] Mm-mm. 95 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:11,513 You are officially relieved of tonight's duties. 96 00:03:11,546 --> 00:03:13,214 I'm taking over. I can't. 97 00:03:13,248 --> 00:03:14,549 What is she-- 98 00:03:14,583 --> 00:03:16,718 Hope, we really appreciate everything that you've done. 99 00:03:16,751 --> 00:03:17,786 We just had a different vision 100 00:03:17,819 --> 00:03:18,787 of what this night was gonna be. 101 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:20,221 -Yoo-hoo. Hi. -Hey. 102 00:03:20,255 --> 00:03:21,423 So crazy question. 103 00:03:21,456 --> 00:03:22,624 We're doing this, like, scavenger hunt thing 104 00:03:22,657 --> 00:03:23,925 for a bachelorette. 105 00:03:23,959 --> 00:03:26,294 Um, and for 10 points, just wondering, 106 00:03:26,328 --> 00:03:29,331 do you have a condom that I could borrow? 107 00:03:29,364 --> 00:03:31,566 You can't borrow it, but you can use it with me. 108 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,901 Okay, ew. 109 00:03:32,934 --> 00:03:35,604 You are not a productive participant of this game. 110 00:03:35,637 --> 00:03:38,440 [electronic music playing inside club] 111 00:03:38,473 --> 00:03:39,941 Well, I Googled "young Black women 112 00:03:39,975 --> 00:03:41,409 living it up in the city," and that's what came up. 113 00:03:41,443 --> 00:03:43,411 Oh, my God, really? The first hit, I'm guessing. 114 00:03:43,445 --> 00:03:44,613 -Yeah, it looked great. -Okay. Okay. 115 00:03:44,646 --> 00:03:45,647 I booked us a suite at the Peninsula. 116 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,848 -Oh! -Let's go. 117 00:03:46,881 --> 00:03:48,283 Oh, no, but all of our belongings 118 00:03:48,316 --> 00:03:49,651 are at the suite I booked at the Marriott Marquis 119 00:03:49,684 --> 00:03:50,752 in Times Square. 120 00:03:50,785 --> 00:03:52,687 Listen, I will suffer many indignities 121 00:03:52,721 --> 00:03:54,255 in the name of friendship. 122 00:03:54,289 --> 00:03:56,391 I've already spent hundreds of dollars on fried rice 123 00:03:56,424 --> 00:03:57,692 and been rejected from the club, 124 00:03:57,726 --> 00:03:58,994 but I will not stay 125 00:03:59,027 --> 00:04:00,495 at the Marriott Marquis in Times Square. 126 00:04:00,528 --> 00:04:02,631 -Well, why not? -Now, let's go, okay? 127 00:04:02,664 --> 00:04:03,898 -[Hope stammers] -[Renee shouts] 128 00:04:03,932 --> 00:04:05,433 Well, I get lots of perks there. 129 00:04:05,467 --> 00:04:06,434 [Renee] Oh! Thank you. 130 00:04:06,468 --> 00:04:07,636 -[Sondi] Oh! -[Ella] Shotgun. 131 00:04:07,669 --> 00:04:08,770 [Renee] And where the fuck is Whitney? 132 00:04:08,803 --> 00:04:09,871 [Sondi] Let's go. 133 00:04:09,904 --> 00:04:11,373 [Renee] Where the fuck is Whitney? 134 00:04:11,406 --> 00:04:14,976 [Sondi] Let's just get out of here, please. 135 00:04:15,010 --> 00:04:18,713 [singer] ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 136 00:04:18,747 --> 00:04:22,050 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 137 00:04:25,754 --> 00:04:27,322 I slept with someone else. 138 00:04:32,694 --> 00:04:34,529 Honestly, I think it was my version 139 00:04:34,562 --> 00:04:36,598 of a nervous breakdown, but... 140 00:04:36,631 --> 00:04:39,968 but it has nothing to do with you or us. 141 00:04:40,001 --> 00:04:41,970 I mean, Ola, I-I know that this sounds lame, 142 00:04:42,003 --> 00:04:44,472 but I-I love you so much. 143 00:04:50,311 --> 00:04:51,613 Um... 144 00:04:53,581 --> 00:04:56,851 Uh, I'm not sure what you want me to say here. 145 00:04:58,853 --> 00:05:00,789 Well, why are you telling me this? 146 00:05:02,624 --> 00:05:04,492 Because I know that we can work through this. 147 00:05:06,995 --> 00:05:09,397 We've survived long distance, 148 00:05:09,431 --> 00:05:11,833 grad school, your residency, 149 00:05:11,866 --> 00:05:13,635 sick parents. 150 00:05:13,668 --> 00:05:15,904 And none of it was easy, but we got through it 151 00:05:15,937 --> 00:05:17,972 because we were always honest with each other. 152 00:05:19,474 --> 00:05:22,510 And I couldn't keep lying to you. 153 00:05:22,544 --> 00:05:24,679 [sighs] 154 00:05:24,713 --> 00:05:26,381 Well, do you feel better? 155 00:05:26,414 --> 00:05:28,583 No. 156 00:05:28,616 --> 00:05:31,052 I feel awful. 157 00:05:31,086 --> 00:05:34,589 But I didn't want us to have any secrets in our marriage. 158 00:05:38,927 --> 00:05:42,363 Y-you fucked some other dude, Whitney. 159 00:05:42,397 --> 00:05:45,133 That's not a secret. That's betrayal. 160 00:05:45,366 --> 00:05:48,002 No, it wasn't like that. It's... 161 00:05:48,036 --> 00:05:51,039 Ola, you asked me to show you my whole self. 162 00:05:51,072 --> 00:05:52,741 So here I am, 163 00:05:52,774 --> 00:05:54,809 just begging you to forgive me 164 00:05:54,843 --> 00:05:56,845 for making one terrible mistake. 165 00:05:59,481 --> 00:06:02,417 Wow, that was a good speech. Did Ella help you write that? 166 00:06:03,985 --> 00:06:06,921 Should I be moved? 167 00:06:06,955 --> 00:06:08,623 [scoffs] 168 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:13,828 [building pop music plays] 169 00:06:13,862 --> 00:06:15,597 [singer] ♪Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 170 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:16,965 ♪ Usually, I don't say shit ♪ 171 00:06:16,998 --> 00:06:18,767 ♪ I just go And count my money ♪ 172 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,168 ♪ All these bitches Acting funny ♪ 173 00:06:20,401 --> 00:06:22,170 ♪ 'Cause I'm out here Getting money... ♪ 174 00:06:22,403 --> 00:06:24,139 Buzz is wearing off. Need more alcohol. 175 00:06:24,172 --> 00:06:26,674 I am happy to go to the liquor store. 176 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:29,778 Peninsula cocktail prices are way beyond my capacity. 177 00:06:29,811 --> 00:06:31,412 Tonight is on me. 178 00:06:31,446 --> 00:06:33,982 I am drunk, jobless, and in control of my destiny. 179 00:06:34,015 --> 00:06:35,683 We are bossing up, bitch. 180 00:06:35,717 --> 00:06:39,954 -Okay. If you say so. -[both laugh] 181 00:06:39,988 --> 00:06:41,790 Where's Sondi? 182 00:06:41,823 --> 00:06:43,525 [Sondi speaking indistinctly] 183 00:06:43,558 --> 00:06:45,593 -[Ella] Sondi! -What? 184 00:06:45,627 --> 00:06:47,729 These nice guys are gonna give me a piggyback ride. 185 00:06:47,762 --> 00:06:49,697 It's worth 45 points for the scavenger hunt. 186 00:06:49,731 --> 00:06:51,132 If you don't bring yo ass, bitch. 187 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:52,433 Come on. 188 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:53,668 You watch too much Law & Order: SVU 189 00:06:53,701 --> 00:06:55,170 to behave like this! 190 00:06:55,203 --> 00:06:57,071 Hi. I am a diamond rewards member. 191 00:06:57,105 --> 00:07:00,074 I booked a suite with points, and I'm trying to get a refund. 192 00:07:00,108 --> 00:07:03,211 Yeah, yeah, I do have a confirmation number. 193 00:07:03,444 --> 00:07:06,214 [bass-heavy electronic music plays] 194 00:07:06,447 --> 00:07:09,217 ♪ ♪ 195 00:07:09,450 --> 00:07:10,885 -I know, but... -I went in a lot of trouble... 196 00:07:10,919 --> 00:07:13,588 Yeah, and the French fries and the mac and cheese. 197 00:07:13,621 --> 00:07:15,924 -Ooh, and the burger. -And the burger. 198 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:17,992 Sondi, this should be a swoop... 199 00:07:18,026 --> 00:07:20,795 -Oh! -That drapes at the waist. 200 00:07:20,829 --> 00:07:23,731 Renee and Ella, you guys need to start on your dresses 201 00:07:23,765 --> 00:07:25,200 so that we can all get judged at the same time. 202 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:27,235 Uh, we'll join in after this glass. 203 00:07:27,468 --> 00:07:28,770 -Okay. Anyway... -They're not coming. 204 00:07:28,803 --> 00:07:30,872 -...what do you need? -[sighs] 205 00:07:30,905 --> 00:07:33,208 Are you okay? 206 00:07:33,241 --> 00:07:35,243 I'm fine. Yeah, I'm fine. 207 00:07:35,476 --> 00:07:37,078 I'm just trying to work up the nerve to hit Mia 208 00:07:37,111 --> 00:07:38,980 to see if I can pitch L'Oréal on my own. 209 00:07:39,013 --> 00:07:40,582 The worse she can say is no. 210 00:07:40,615 --> 00:07:41,916 [sighs] 211 00:07:41,950 --> 00:07:44,552 It's just a no I'm not sure I can handle right now. 212 00:07:44,586 --> 00:07:46,788 -♪ Here comes the bride ♪ -Yeah. 213 00:07:46,821 --> 00:07:49,557 -Okay. -♪ All dressed in white ♪ 214 00:07:49,591 --> 00:07:50,925 -[cell phone buzzing] -Oh, Sondi. 215 00:07:50,959 --> 00:07:53,094 -It's your mans now. -No! 216 00:07:53,127 --> 00:07:55,029 [laughter] 217 00:07:55,063 --> 00:07:56,731 This is my me time, okay? 218 00:07:56,764 --> 00:07:58,066 Deadlines, boyfriends, 219 00:07:58,099 --> 00:07:59,868 and tiny little humans that I take care of be damned. 220 00:07:59,901 --> 00:08:02,036 This weekend, I am a Black girl gone wild. 221 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:04,806 And I will do anything I want. Anything! 222 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,576 No, that does not include showing my titties to strangers 223 00:08:08,610 --> 00:08:11,112 because, I mean, I was raised below the Mason-Dixon Line. 224 00:08:11,145 --> 00:08:13,815 -Okay, girl. -[laughter] 225 00:08:13,848 --> 00:08:15,617 Should we get them some water? 226 00:08:15,650 --> 00:08:17,886 No. I didn't order a stripper. 227 00:08:17,919 --> 00:08:19,287 They're the entertainment. 228 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:20,855 [vocalizing] 229 00:08:20,889 --> 00:08:22,557 I've never been to a wedding like that. 230 00:08:22,590 --> 00:08:24,158 [laughs] Oh! 231 00:08:25,727 --> 00:08:28,196 Okay. Now, what's up with you? 232 00:08:28,229 --> 00:08:30,999 I haven't heard from Anderson in three days. 233 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:34,068 Oh, girl. Just call him. 234 00:08:34,102 --> 00:08:36,104 We're too old to be playing these reindeer games. 235 00:08:36,137 --> 00:08:38,139 I'm not sure I even want to talk to him right now. 236 00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:40,541 Okay. That's all I have for you. 237 00:08:40,575 --> 00:08:43,745 That was all the energy I had for Anderson today. 238 00:08:43,778 --> 00:08:45,647 [Hope and Sondi scream excitedly] 239 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,181 [Renee] Ah! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 240 00:08:47,215 --> 00:08:48,650 -No, no, no, no, no. -[Sondi] I look so good! 241 00:08:48,683 --> 00:08:51,552 -Guys, guys! -[overlapping chatter] 242 00:08:51,586 --> 00:08:53,254 [toilet flushes] 243 00:09:00,261 --> 00:09:03,064 Am I interrupting something? 244 00:09:03,097 --> 00:09:05,967 No, it's just the girls looking for me. 245 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,569 They're at my bachelorette. 246 00:09:08,603 --> 00:09:10,238 You want to look at my phone? 247 00:09:10,271 --> 00:09:12,173 Don't act like I'm being paranoid. 248 00:09:18,212 --> 00:09:20,114 So... 249 00:09:20,148 --> 00:09:22,583 who was it? 250 00:09:22,617 --> 00:09:24,986 -Do I know him? -No. 251 00:09:25,019 --> 00:09:27,088 No. Of course not. It's just some random guy. 252 00:09:27,121 --> 00:09:28,890 Never saw him again. 253 00:09:28,923 --> 00:09:30,325 Classy. 254 00:09:32,727 --> 00:09:33,928 Okay. Wait. Scooch to your left. 255 00:09:33,962 --> 00:09:35,129 -Down a little bit. Okay. Okay. -Okay. 256 00:09:35,163 --> 00:09:36,798 [Sondi] Come on. This is worth 25 points. 257 00:09:36,831 --> 00:09:38,666 [Ella] Just fucking take it. 258 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:39,667 [Renee] I was like, 259 00:09:39,701 --> 00:09:41,970 "Fuck you. I quit." 260 00:09:42,003 --> 00:09:44,772 And I did my Slick Woods strut out the room. 261 00:09:44,806 --> 00:09:45,974 Bam, bam, bam. 262 00:09:46,007 --> 00:09:47,875 And your boss just walked out, too? 263 00:09:47,909 --> 00:09:49,744 Yeah. That part, I didn't see coming. 264 00:09:49,777 --> 00:09:51,646 And I wasn't sure if she was serious, 265 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:53,915 but, ooh, these 83 texts she sent me 266 00:09:53,948 --> 00:09:55,783 in the last two hours says differently. 267 00:09:55,817 --> 00:09:59,020 -[gasps] Oh, oh, my God. -[Renee] Right? 268 00:09:59,053 --> 00:10:01,756 Oh, I wish I had the balls to do something like that. 269 00:10:01,789 --> 00:10:02,924 Mm. 270 00:10:02,957 --> 00:10:05,193 I dream of cursing out Karen and quitting 271 00:10:05,226 --> 00:10:06,828 at least once a week. 272 00:10:06,861 --> 00:10:08,696 Oh, no, Abby's cool. She's not a Karen. 273 00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:09,697 Oh, no. 274 00:10:09,731 --> 00:10:11,866 My boss is actually named Karen. 275 00:10:11,899 --> 00:10:13,334 It's crazy when you think about it, 276 00:10:13,368 --> 00:10:16,070 but this next generation of white women 277 00:10:16,104 --> 00:10:18,406 will be void of Karens and Beckys. 278 00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:19,774 Thank God. 279 00:10:19,807 --> 00:10:21,709 It's like naming a Black girl Precious. 280 00:10:21,743 --> 00:10:23,911 I mean, after watching the movie, how could you, right? 281 00:10:23,945 --> 00:10:24,912 Right. 282 00:10:24,946 --> 00:10:27,048 [Ella laughing] Yes. Yes! 283 00:10:27,081 --> 00:10:30,885 Renee, I'm really excited for you. 284 00:10:30,918 --> 00:10:31,986 Really? 285 00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:34,756 So is the goal to start your new company 286 00:10:34,789 --> 00:10:36,657 and pitch L'Oréal? 287 00:10:36,691 --> 00:10:38,126 Mm. 288 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,927 I haven't gotten there yet, but I think so. 289 00:10:39,961 --> 00:10:43,431 You only need one client to build your agency. 290 00:10:43,664 --> 00:10:45,233 Send her a text. 291 00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:48,770 It'll be your first act as CEO of your own firm. 292 00:10:48,803 --> 00:10:50,371 Do it. 293 00:10:50,405 --> 00:10:51,806 [speaks indistinctly] 294 00:10:51,839 --> 00:10:53,341 Hope, I think I might be starting to like you. 295 00:10:53,374 --> 00:10:54,675 Oh, funny! 296 00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:57,345 I almost feel the same way about you. 297 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,883 So when did this happen? 298 00:11:01,916 --> 00:11:04,419 Maybe six weeks ago. 299 00:11:04,452 --> 00:11:06,454 -Wow. Wow. -I wanted to tell you, but-- 300 00:11:06,687 --> 00:11:07,955 Oh, yeah. Right. 301 00:11:07,989 --> 00:11:10,425 While we were running around town tasting cakes, 302 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,427 posing for newspapers, 303 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:14,228 picking out plates and shit, 304 00:11:14,262 --> 00:11:16,097 you were just lying to me? 305 00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:19,700 You--you were just l-lying every day. 306 00:11:21,269 --> 00:11:23,271 [scoffs, stammers] 307 00:11:23,304 --> 00:11:25,206 Were you trying to humiliate me? 308 00:11:25,239 --> 00:11:26,741 No. Of course not. 309 00:11:26,774 --> 00:11:27,842 [Ola] I mean, all this talk 310 00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:29,177 about how you're under so much pressure 311 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:32,313 to do the right thing and show up for everybody. 312 00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:34,982 What about me, Whitney? What about showing up for me? 313 00:11:35,016 --> 00:11:37,452 I am here for you! I would do anything for you! 314 00:11:37,485 --> 00:11:39,320 Jesus. 315 00:11:39,353 --> 00:11:41,889 [laughs] 316 00:11:41,923 --> 00:11:43,958 What am I gonna tell my family? 317 00:11:45,193 --> 00:11:46,961 Why would you tell them anything? 318 00:11:46,994 --> 00:11:50,031 This--this doesn't have to break us. 319 00:11:50,064 --> 00:11:52,333 Please don't call off the wedding. 320 00:11:52,366 --> 00:11:55,203 Didn't you just call off the wedding? 321 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,738 Isn't that what we're doing here? 322 00:12:00,074 --> 00:12:02,510 Uh, the service charge is gratuity, right? 323 00:12:02,743 --> 00:12:04,879 It is, uh, but you can add extra, if you'd like. 324 00:12:04,912 --> 00:12:06,514 No, we good. 325 00:12:06,747 --> 00:12:09,484 Dinner was included at the Marriott. 326 00:12:09,517 --> 00:12:10,485 Girl, we were just bonding. 327 00:12:10,518 --> 00:12:11,853 Please step away from my nerves. 328 00:12:11,886 --> 00:12:13,254 -[door closes] -Ooh, this is a good one. 329 00:12:13,287 --> 00:12:15,089 "Build a man's anatomy from found objects 330 00:12:15,123 --> 00:12:17,058 and take a picture." 331 00:12:17,091 --> 00:12:18,459 -Done. -[Hope] Oh, my God. 332 00:12:18,493 --> 00:12:20,261 [cell phone rings, Ella screams excitedly] 333 00:12:20,294 --> 00:12:21,762 Hey, baby. 334 00:12:21,796 --> 00:12:23,498 What are you doing still awake? 335 00:12:23,531 --> 00:12:25,800 I just wanted to come and say good night. 336 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:28,035 Does your daddy know that you have his phone? 337 00:12:28,069 --> 00:12:29,170 No. 338 00:12:29,203 --> 00:12:31,072 Well, you should sneak downstairs 339 00:12:31,105 --> 00:12:33,841 and hide it in the couch so he thinks he lost it. 340 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:35,243 Okay. I will. 341 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:38,179 -Love you. -Mm, love you, too. 342 00:12:38,212 --> 00:12:39,180 Bye. 343 00:12:39,213 --> 00:12:41,149 I thought you were off mom duty? 344 00:12:41,182 --> 00:12:42,216 Shut up. 345 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,018 -Oh! -[all gasp] 346 00:12:44,051 --> 00:12:46,287 Girl, those French fries cost $2.50 each. 347 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,522 You better eat that, ho. 348 00:12:47,555 --> 00:12:49,190 Stop throwing the French fries! 349 00:12:49,223 --> 00:12:50,424 -Those cost... -[Sondi] Ten dollars! 350 00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:51,425 ..too much money! 351 00:12:51,459 --> 00:12:53,227 Honestly, I... [scoffs] 352 00:12:53,261 --> 00:12:55,796 I just never saw this coming from you. 353 00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:57,532 I will never, ever do this again. 354 00:12:57,565 --> 00:12:59,333 You have to believe me. 355 00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:03,104 You just dirtied up everything. 356 00:13:04,105 --> 00:13:06,908 Like, I feel dumb as hell right now. 357 00:13:06,941 --> 00:13:09,343 I had blind faith in you. 358 00:13:09,377 --> 00:13:10,845 When other dudes would talk 359 00:13:10,878 --> 00:13:12,446 about their girls cheating on 'em, 360 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,249 I was always like, "Nah, bro. Not my girl. Not a chance." 361 00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:19,320 Gun to my head, if someone had told me this, 362 00:13:19,353 --> 00:13:21,255 I would've defended you. 363 00:13:21,289 --> 00:13:22,490 And I would have been a sucker. 364 00:13:22,523 --> 00:13:24,859 I promise I have never cheated on you before. 365 00:13:24,892 --> 00:13:26,861 Because you're some type of saint, right? 366 00:13:26,894 --> 00:13:30,064 You never do anything wrong. You never say anything wrong. 367 00:13:30,097 --> 00:13:32,500 But that's all just a-a fucking facade. 368 00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:34,602 Because you're actually just too damn afraid 369 00:13:34,835 --> 00:13:36,571 for people to see you for who you really are, 370 00:13:36,604 --> 00:13:38,539 which is a liar. 371 00:13:38,573 --> 00:13:40,841 You, me, 372 00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:43,044 this wedding, 373 00:13:43,077 --> 00:13:45,947 how we're so happy together-- it was all a fucking lie. 374 00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:46,981 Ola, it's not. 375 00:13:47,014 --> 00:13:48,115 -It's not? -[Whitney] It's not! 376 00:13:48,149 --> 00:13:49,617 -I swear, it's not. -[Ola] Stop. Stop! 377 00:13:51,152 --> 00:13:52,920 Stop. 378 00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:58,392 [laughter, cell phone chiming] 379 00:13:58,426 --> 00:14:01,596 Wait, who is blowing you up this time of night? 380 00:14:01,629 --> 00:14:06,367 Uh, it's these stupid alerts -on my Carly/ -Emmett story. 381 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,403 Of course the girl he cheated with is his assistant. 382 00:14:09,437 --> 00:14:11,405 Oh, that is so unoriginal. 383 00:14:11,439 --> 00:14:13,641 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 384 00:14:13,874 --> 00:14:15,443 That was your story? 385 00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:17,044 "DaniSpillsTheTea"? 386 00:14:17,078 --> 00:14:18,446 Guilty. 387 00:14:18,479 --> 00:14:20,281 Literally guilty of ruining lives. 388 00:14:20,314 --> 00:14:22,283 [Hope] Girl, bye! 389 00:14:22,316 --> 00:14:24,585 That story had all my group chats cracking. 390 00:14:24,619 --> 00:14:26,921 [flatly] Thanks. I'm thrilled. 391 00:14:26,954 --> 00:14:30,057 Hope, Ella's allergic to joy. 392 00:14:30,091 --> 00:14:32,526 -We're working on her. -I am not. 393 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,595 I feel so happy right now! 394 00:14:34,629 --> 00:14:36,664 Ooh, then why are you yelling? 395 00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:39,934 You're so small and so hostile. 396 00:14:39,967 --> 00:14:41,936 -[cell phone chimes] -It's a small people's complex. 397 00:14:41,969 --> 00:14:43,271 We always yelling. 398 00:14:43,304 --> 00:14:45,506 There's a lot of fire in that little body. 399 00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:47,308 Where's the weed man now? 400 00:14:47,341 --> 00:14:49,410 I'm supposed to be high right now! 401 00:14:49,443 --> 00:14:51,112 I think we need snacks. 402 00:14:52,146 --> 00:14:55,116 [somber piano music plays] 403 00:14:55,149 --> 00:14:58,052 [singer vocalizing softly] 404 00:14:58,085 --> 00:15:01,088 ♪ ♪ 405 00:15:08,496 --> 00:15:11,966 [line trilling] 406 00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:14,969 ♪ ♪ 407 00:15:15,002 --> 00:15:16,270 Hey. 408 00:15:16,304 --> 00:15:19,407 So, if I've never done weed, 409 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,941 how many of these do I take? 410 00:15:20,975 --> 00:15:22,543 Should I just eat this bag of gummy bears? 411 00:15:22,576 --> 00:15:24,979 Girl, no. These ain't Haribo bears. 412 00:15:25,012 --> 00:15:26,347 Okay. You know what? 413 00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:27,415 -Just take two. -Mm-hmm. 414 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,616 I'll know when you're high, 415 00:15:28,649 --> 00:15:30,084 'cause you'll start saying some dumb shit. 416 00:15:30,117 --> 00:15:31,185 Mm-hmm. 417 00:15:31,218 --> 00:15:32,420 [Ella] Hey, uh, I'm gonna head down 418 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,988 to Duane Reade and get some munchies. 419 00:15:34,021 --> 00:15:35,723 Uh, there's no fucking way we're paying $25 for chips. 420 00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:37,091 Oh, girl. Hell, no. 421 00:15:37,124 --> 00:15:38,259 We ain't ordering shit else up in here. 422 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:40,494 Get me some Lemonheads. 423 00:15:40,528 --> 00:15:43,230 Mmm! Smell this. 424 00:15:43,264 --> 00:15:44,565 -[knock at door] -Oh! 425 00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:46,334 -That's lovely. -Isn't that nice? 426 00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:47,735 -Yeah. -[indistinct chatter] 427 00:15:47,968 --> 00:15:49,537 Oh, hi. 428 00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,639 -[visitor] Hello, ladies. -[door closes] 429 00:15:51,672 --> 00:15:54,241 It's the duchess of dildos! 430 00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:56,310 Oh, I am so glad I caught you 431 00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:58,112 before you went to the Marriott. 432 00:15:58,145 --> 00:15:59,213 What is this? 433 00:15:59,246 --> 00:16:01,315 It's the naughty part of the night. 434 00:16:01,349 --> 00:16:04,585 This is a bachelorette party, after all. 435 00:16:04,618 --> 00:16:07,188 Albeit, there is no bachelorette. 436 00:16:07,221 --> 00:16:08,489 Has anyone heard-- 437 00:16:08,522 --> 00:16:10,057 Can you teach me to put a condom on with my mouth? 438 00:16:10,091 --> 00:16:11,459 Oh, yes. And more. 439 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,494 Um, I'm sorry, miss. 440 00:16:13,527 --> 00:16:15,363 But there has been some confusion here. 441 00:16:15,396 --> 00:16:17,998 We appreciate you for coming, 442 00:16:18,032 --> 00:16:19,600 but we will not need your services tonight. 443 00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:22,103 And don't be sad. We don't tip well anyway. 444 00:16:22,136 --> 00:16:24,238 No, you take your card and your dicks, okay? 445 00:16:24,271 --> 00:16:25,373 [door slams] 446 00:16:25,406 --> 00:16:27,375 What the fuck? 447 00:16:27,408 --> 00:16:30,745 Renee...you are such a Grinch. 448 00:16:30,778 --> 00:16:32,613 I'm about to get high as fuck right now, 449 00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:35,316 and I'm not about to be staring at no purple dildos 450 00:16:35,349 --> 00:16:38,185 while Paula Deen is in here giving me some sex advice. 451 00:16:38,219 --> 00:16:39,620 Period. I'm not doing it. 452 00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:41,288 Oh, it's Mia. 453 00:16:41,322 --> 00:16:43,023 -Oh! -[Hope gasps] 454 00:16:43,057 --> 00:16:44,191 -Read it out loud. -No, no, no, no. 455 00:16:44,225 --> 00:16:46,127 Please, let me... 456 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:49,096 Okay. "Hi, Renee. Congratulations. 457 00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:50,598 "So proud of you for taking this leap. 458 00:16:50,631 --> 00:16:52,700 "I'll see what I can do about bringing you in. 459 00:16:52,733 --> 00:16:56,337 No promises, but I'll do my best." 460 00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:57,505 It's not a no. 461 00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:58,706 [screams] 462 00:16:58,739 --> 00:17:01,108 Yeah! 463 00:17:01,142 --> 00:17:02,576 Let's have a celebratory blunt! 464 00:17:05,479 --> 00:17:07,815 What? What is it? 465 00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:11,051 Huh? Am I... 466 00:17:11,085 --> 00:17:13,754 am I--am I not giving you enough attention? 467 00:17:13,788 --> 00:17:16,323 I'm not some teenager with an insecurity problem. 468 00:17:16,357 --> 00:17:20,194 I mean, I literally kiss the ground you walk on. 469 00:17:20,227 --> 00:17:22,530 I let you be the star of our relationship 470 00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:25,666 because you need it so badly. 471 00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:27,067 But I'm a-- 472 00:17:27,101 --> 00:17:30,404 I'm a fucking Harvard-educated doctor, Whitney. 473 00:17:30,438 --> 00:17:32,406 I'm actually the fucking shit. 474 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,775 And--and still, that isn't enough for you. 475 00:17:34,809 --> 00:17:37,311 I have relocated three times for you. 476 00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:40,214 Wherever you go, I am there by your side 477 00:17:40,247 --> 00:17:42,349 because I love you and because you're my best friend. 478 00:17:42,383 --> 00:17:45,453 Am I? Am I your best friend or your safety net? 479 00:17:45,486 --> 00:17:46,854 How could you even say that? 480 00:17:47,087 --> 00:17:49,757 Because, apparently, all my friendship 481 00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:51,659 and companionship-- 482 00:17:51,692 --> 00:17:54,428 all my, like, constant showering you with love 483 00:17:54,462 --> 00:17:56,163 and affection 484 00:17:56,197 --> 00:17:57,531 isn't enough for you. 485 00:17:57,565 --> 00:18:00,334 I'm not enough for you. 486 00:18:01,769 --> 00:18:03,671 [sobbing] That is not true. 487 00:18:03,704 --> 00:18:06,273 [sobs] That is not true. 488 00:18:07,808 --> 00:18:10,411 Ola... I love you. 489 00:18:10,444 --> 00:18:14,548 I-I chose this life with you the day that I met you. 490 00:18:14,582 --> 00:18:15,883 Okay? 'Cause I love you. 491 00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:17,518 Okay. Stop. Really, stop. 492 00:18:17,551 --> 00:18:20,421 Stop--stop with the fucking "I love yous"! 493 00:18:21,722 --> 00:18:24,758 [sobbing] 494 00:18:40,407 --> 00:18:41,742 It's okay. It's okay. 495 00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:43,777 [continues sobbing] 496 00:18:43,811 --> 00:18:45,613 It's okay. 497 00:18:47,448 --> 00:18:50,150 I'm sorry. 498 00:18:50,184 --> 00:18:52,586 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 499 00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:54,688 It's okay. 500 00:18:54,722 --> 00:18:56,457 It's okay, all right? 501 00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:59,460 [slow, sultry music plays] 502 00:18:59,493 --> 00:19:02,496 ♪ ♪ 503 00:19:17,811 --> 00:19:20,781 [light piano music playing] 504 00:19:20,814 --> 00:19:23,817 ♪ ♪ 505 00:19:25,653 --> 00:19:27,555 You got here fast. 506 00:19:27,588 --> 00:19:29,657 I thought you girls were staying at the Marriott. 507 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,659 Change of plans. Don't ask. 508 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:37,331 I got your email. Thank you. 509 00:19:38,966 --> 00:19:40,801 Ella, I sent you that email 510 00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,703 because you're my favorite writer. 511 00:19:42,736 --> 00:19:45,272 I wasn't trying to tear you down. 512 00:19:45,306 --> 00:19:47,274 I know. 513 00:19:47,308 --> 00:19:49,510 I get it, and you're not wrong. 514 00:19:49,543 --> 00:19:51,412 I just wasn't ready to hear you say all the things 515 00:19:51,445 --> 00:19:53,647 that I've been saying to myself these last few months. 516 00:19:53,681 --> 00:19:55,916 Well, if I told you what you wanted to hear, 517 00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:57,585 you wouldn't love me. 518 00:19:57,618 --> 00:19:59,219 Dude... 519 00:19:59,253 --> 00:20:02,489 -you irked the shit out of me. -[laughs] 520 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:07,494 [sighs] You know, sometimes you just got to jump off the cliff. 521 00:20:07,528 --> 00:20:08,929 Everybody's always running around 522 00:20:08,963 --> 00:20:10,397 telling people to jump off cliffs, 523 00:20:10,431 --> 00:20:11,999 but nobody ever talks about what it feels like 524 00:20:12,232 --> 00:20:14,335 when you're falling. 525 00:20:14,368 --> 00:20:16,403 Sure. 526 00:20:16,437 --> 00:20:19,373 But what makes you think the next time you jump... 527 00:20:19,406 --> 00:20:21,241 you're gonna fall instead of fly? 528 00:20:25,012 --> 00:20:27,781 I'm sorry I kicked you out. 529 00:20:27,815 --> 00:20:29,683 I know. [chuckles] 530 00:20:29,717 --> 00:20:31,485 But, honestly, 531 00:20:31,518 --> 00:20:33,854 this kind-of-sort-of-dating shit we got going on 532 00:20:33,887 --> 00:20:36,290 is corny as fuck. 533 00:20:36,323 --> 00:20:37,658 I love you. 534 00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:45,366 [Renee] You ain't seen nothin'! 535 00:20:45,399 --> 00:20:46,834 -[Sondi] This is for free. -[Renee] Get ready. 536 00:20:46,867 --> 00:20:48,502 Five, six, seven... 537 00:20:48,535 --> 00:20:49,903 [both] ♪ Oh, don't you wish ♪ 538 00:20:49,937 --> 00:20:51,972 ♪ You were A Spelmanite like me? ♪ 539 00:20:52,006 --> 00:20:53,574 ♪ Oh, don't you wish ♪ 540 00:20:53,607 --> 00:20:56,043 ♪ You were A Spelmanite like me? ♪ 541 00:20:56,276 --> 00:20:59,580 ♪ 'Cause we're the oh-so-fine Divas of the AUC ♪ 542 00:20:59,613 --> 00:21:01,749 -Oh! -[all cheering] 543 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,784 [both shouting] 544 00:21:03,817 --> 00:21:05,886 I thought you ladies weren't Greek? 545 00:21:05,919 --> 00:21:07,321 We're not. 546 00:21:07,354 --> 00:21:08,722 That was our freshman year dorm stroll, okay? 547 00:21:08,756 --> 00:21:09,723 Mm-hmm. 548 00:21:09,757 --> 00:21:10,758 [both] H-H! 549 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:11,959 H-H! 550 00:21:11,992 --> 00:21:14,028 -[Renee] Oh! Turn it up! -[cell phone ringing] 551 00:21:14,061 --> 00:21:16,363 Turn it up! Turn it up! 552 00:21:16,397 --> 00:21:19,733 -2006 in this bitch! -[hip-hop music playing] 553 00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:21,435 Hey! 554 00:21:21,468 --> 00:21:22,936 -Turn up, turn up! -Oh! Oh! 555 00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:24,471 Turn up like it's 2006! 556 00:21:24,505 --> 00:21:25,673 [singer] ♪ Lean wit' it Rock wit' it ♪ 557 00:21:25,706 --> 00:21:26,974 ♪ Lean wit' it, rock wit' it ♪ 558 00:21:27,007 --> 00:21:28,375 Throw it up! 559 00:21:28,409 --> 00:21:31,879 ♪ Lean wit' it, rock wit' it ♪ 560 00:21:31,912 --> 00:21:33,547 [both squealing] 561 00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:34,915 ♪ Lean wit' it, rock wit' it ♪ 562 00:21:34,948 --> 00:21:36,350 ♪ Lean wit' it... ♪ 563 00:21:36,383 --> 00:21:39,319 [Sondi] ♪ Quietly While you were asleep ♪ 564 00:21:39,353 --> 00:21:43,057 ♪ The moon and I Were talking ♪ 565 00:21:43,090 --> 00:21:46,860 ♪ I asked that she'd always ♪ 566 00:21:46,894 --> 00:21:51,398 ♪ Keep you protected ♪ 567 00:21:52,633 --> 00:21:54,034 Amari? 568 00:21:56,537 --> 00:21:57,838 Hey. 569 00:21:57,871 --> 00:21:59,106 Hey. 570 00:21:59,339 --> 00:22:01,642 -You having a good time? -Yeah. 571 00:22:01,675 --> 00:22:04,912 It is a level of madness that I cannot begin to explain, 572 00:22:04,945 --> 00:22:06,480 but... 573 00:22:06,513 --> 00:22:07,815 yeah, I'm having a really good time. 574 00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,049 When you coming back? 575 00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:11,719 I'm not sure. Um... 576 00:22:11,752 --> 00:22:14,655 check out's Sunday, so maybe, like, noon or one. 577 00:22:14,688 --> 00:22:16,557 -I don't really know. -You know what? 578 00:22:16,590 --> 00:22:18,826 Why don't you stay another night? 579 00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:21,762 I'll call the front desk and take care of it. 580 00:22:21,795 --> 00:22:23,063 You need some space to get your work done 581 00:22:23,097 --> 00:22:24,732 and not worry about us. 582 00:22:24,765 --> 00:22:26,667 I don't worry about you. You're a grown-ass man. 583 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:29,036 Yeah, you do. 584 00:22:29,069 --> 00:22:31,772 That's one of the many reasons I love you so much. 585 00:22:31,805 --> 00:22:34,842 I know. I love you, too. 586 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,845 [slow, sultry music plays] 587 00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:40,881 ♪ ♪ 588 00:23:30,798 --> 00:23:33,167 [Whitney moaning loudly] 589 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,203 ♪ ♪ 590 00:23:41,175 --> 00:23:43,177 [moans] 591 00:23:55,889 --> 00:23:58,859 [light music plays] 592 00:23:58,892 --> 00:24:00,994 [door closes] 593 00:24:01,028 --> 00:24:02,596 Where the fuck you been? 594 00:24:02,629 --> 00:24:03,964 Yeah, and where are my Lemonheads? 595 00:24:03,997 --> 00:24:05,699 I was down in the lobby with Anderson. 596 00:24:05,732 --> 00:24:06,767 -Boo! -[Sondi] Boo. 597 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,101 You suck. 598 00:24:08,135 --> 00:24:10,237 Who is this Anderson person and why do we hate him? 599 00:24:10,470 --> 00:24:12,239 He's Ella's super-ex-boyfriend. 600 00:24:12,472 --> 00:24:14,241 They dated for a few years. 601 00:24:14,474 --> 00:24:16,109 No, no, no, no. I mean what's his stats? 602 00:24:16,143 --> 00:24:19,213 And by that, I mean degrees, profession, height, width, 603 00:24:19,246 --> 00:24:20,914 and, um, personal debt. 604 00:24:20,948 --> 00:24:22,783 Morehouse undergrad. 605 00:24:22,816 --> 00:24:24,818 Yale Law. Nonprofit lawyer. 606 00:24:24,852 --> 00:24:27,487 No kids, no convictions. 607 00:24:27,521 --> 00:24:30,524 He has some student loans, but... Kanye shrug. 608 00:24:30,557 --> 00:24:32,793 And he looks like this. 609 00:24:32,826 --> 00:24:34,795 Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo. 610 00:24:34,828 --> 00:24:37,664 Girl. He is '90s-R&B-singer fine. 611 00:24:37,698 --> 00:24:38,732 What's wrong with him? 612 00:24:38,765 --> 00:24:40,267 Well, that depends on when he was-- 613 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:41,902 [Ella] Nothing is wrong with him. 614 00:24:41,935 --> 00:24:44,137 And he's officially my man again. 615 00:24:44,171 --> 00:24:45,973 -[Renee and Sondi] What? -[Hope] Good for you. 616 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:48,175 Don't be the bitch before Juanita. 617 00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:49,676 -[Sondi] Oh. -[Renee] What? 618 00:24:49,710 --> 00:24:50,978 Hope... 619 00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:52,713 say more. 620 00:24:52,746 --> 00:24:55,048 Don't be the chick that dated Michael Jordan 621 00:24:55,082 --> 00:24:56,984 right before he became the man. 622 00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:58,752 That woman either killed herself 623 00:24:58,785 --> 00:25:01,822 or is somewhere sad and not worth $200 million. 624 00:25:01,855 --> 00:25:03,023 Ooh. Ooh! 625 00:25:03,056 --> 00:25:04,725 -DBBBJ. -[Renee] Oh. 626 00:25:04,758 --> 00:25:05,826 [Sondi] Yes. 627 00:25:05,859 --> 00:25:07,594 Don't be the bitch before Juanita. 628 00:25:07,628 --> 00:25:09,029 -[Renee screams] -Yes. Yes, girl. 629 00:25:09,062 --> 00:25:10,097 -Yes! -[Sondi] Yes. 630 00:25:10,130 --> 00:25:11,899 -DBBBJ. -[Sondi] DBBBJ. 631 00:25:11,932 --> 00:25:13,000 Love it. 632 00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:15,669 It's the only principle to live by. 633 00:25:15,702 --> 00:25:17,070 [Renee] Yes. 634 00:25:17,104 --> 00:25:19,740 You hit the birth jackpot when you were born a Black woman. 635 00:25:19,773 --> 00:25:20,974 Hallelujah. 636 00:25:21,008 --> 00:25:22,843 [Hope] Do not let a scarcity of vision 637 00:25:22,876 --> 00:25:25,078 interfere with your walk, honey. 638 00:25:25,112 --> 00:25:27,814 -[overlapping chatter] -[Ella] Girl. 639 00:25:27,848 --> 00:25:30,217 You done said a word. I need to write that down. 640 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:32,552 -You got it. -[Renee] Hope! 641 00:25:32,586 --> 00:25:34,988 You officially win, uh, the bachelorette! 642 00:25:35,022 --> 00:25:36,323 -[Sondi] You sure did. -[Hope] Oh, yes! 643 00:25:36,556 --> 00:25:38,992 -Facts. -Thank you! Thank you! 644 00:25:39,026 --> 00:25:41,295 And in that sentiment, Ella, 645 00:25:41,328 --> 00:25:44,932 if Anderson makes you happy, I'm happy for you. 646 00:25:44,965 --> 00:25:46,333 Me too. 647 00:25:46,566 --> 00:25:49,336 But if that nigga breaks your heart again, 648 00:25:49,569 --> 00:25:51,605 we cutting his balls off. 649 00:25:51,638 --> 00:25:52,806 Totally fair. 650 00:26:08,055 --> 00:26:09,089 Where are you going? 651 00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:13,193 I need some time to think. 652 00:26:13,226 --> 00:26:15,095 Seriously? 653 00:26:15,128 --> 00:26:16,663 Yeah. 654 00:26:16,697 --> 00:26:20,600 I can't decide the rest of my life in a couple hours. 655 00:26:20,634 --> 00:26:21,601 I need time. 656 00:26:21,635 --> 00:26:23,670 Well, but, wha--how much time? 657 00:26:23,704 --> 00:26:26,673 Uh, two days, two weeks? 658 00:26:26,707 --> 00:26:28,742 If you're gonna cancel, I need to tell people, so-- 659 00:26:28,775 --> 00:26:31,345 Whitney, you don't get to control this part. 660 00:26:31,378 --> 00:26:33,647 [somber music plays] 661 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,882 You know, when I asked you to marry me, 662 00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:38,785 tolerating infidelity wasn't a part of the plan. 663 00:26:38,819 --> 00:26:41,288 -Ola, please, let me-- -[Ola] I'll call you. 664 00:26:41,321 --> 00:26:43,957 Okay? 665 00:26:43,991 --> 00:26:46,960 ♪ ♪ 666 00:26:46,994 --> 00:26:49,997 [door opens, closes] 667 00:26:54,167 --> 00:26:55,869 -[realtor] So it's two decks. -Two decks! 668 00:26:55,902 --> 00:26:57,170 -Okay. -You get a deck. 669 00:26:57,204 --> 00:26:58,739 -You get a deck. -[both] Everybody get a deck. 670 00:26:58,772 --> 00:27:00,107 All the decks. 671 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,375 [Sondi] You got a deck, you got a deck... 672 00:27:01,408 --> 00:27:02,809 [house hunter] You know, with the en-suite bath, 673 00:27:02,843 --> 00:27:03,910 -this must be the... -Hey. 674 00:27:03,944 --> 00:27:05,679 Where the hell have you been? 675 00:27:05,712 --> 00:27:08,181 -Hi. -[house hunter] Wow. 676 00:27:08,215 --> 00:27:10,083 This is wonderful, Keisha. 677 00:27:10,117 --> 00:27:13,420 And more outdoors? Oh, my goodness... 678 00:27:13,653 --> 00:27:16,423 [jazz music plays] 679 00:27:16,656 --> 00:27:18,658 I don't think this wedding is gonna happen. 680 00:27:18,692 --> 00:27:19,693 W-what? 681 00:27:19,726 --> 00:27:21,428 [Hope] This isn't a dream, is it? 682 00:27:21,661 --> 00:27:24,097 'Cause the edges of the room are kind of fuzzy. 683 00:27:24,131 --> 00:27:25,265 Hope, lay down. 684 00:27:25,298 --> 00:27:27,768 No, it's a real-life nightmare. 685 00:27:27,801 --> 00:27:30,370 We're gonna fix this. 686 00:27:30,404 --> 00:27:33,340 -[Ella] I'm so sorry, baby. -[Hope] Oh, baby. 687 00:27:33,373 --> 00:27:37,811 [Whitney cries] 688 00:27:37,844 --> 00:27:39,946 [sobbing] 689 00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:43,216 [singer] ♪ Signed a deal I settled for ♪ 690 00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:44,918 ♪ Insecure ♪ 691 00:27:44,951 --> 00:27:49,189 ♪ Now I'm feeling the sting ♪ 692 00:27:49,222 --> 00:27:51,124 ♪ ♪ 693 00:27:51,158 --> 00:27:55,729 ♪ Where we go we don't know ♪ 694 00:27:55,762 --> 00:28:00,300 ♪ We're just trying to stay On our path ♪ 695 00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:02,169 ♪ ♪ 696 00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:06,406 ♪ I've been here before ♪ 697 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,443 ♪ Yet still end up ♪ 698 00:28:09,476 --> 00:28:12,145 ♪ On my arse ♪ 699 00:28:12,179 --> 00:28:15,482 ♪ But something's got to ♪ 700 00:28:15,715 --> 00:28:18,285 ♪ Give a little ♪ 701 00:28:18,318 --> 00:28:23,190 ♪ Give a little, I know ♪ 702 00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:26,927 ♪ Yeah, something's got to ♪ 703 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:31,865 ♪ Give a little Give a little ♪ 704 00:28:31,898 --> 00:28:34,935 ♪ I'm sure ♪ 705 00:28:34,968 --> 00:28:38,105 ♪ Oh, something's got to ♪ 706 00:28:38,138 --> 00:28:42,442 ♪ Give a little for me ♪ 707 00:28:42,476 --> 00:28:44,945 ♪ A little for me ♪ 708 00:28:44,978 --> 00:28:47,280 [vocalizing] 709 00:28:47,314 --> 00:28:50,951 ♪ Something's got to give ♪ 710 00:28:50,984 --> 00:28:56,790 ♪ A little for me ♪ 711 00:28:56,823 --> 00:28:59,793 [vocalizing] 712 00:28:59,826 --> 00:29:02,829 ♪ ♪ 713 00:29:12,506 --> 00:29:14,508 [woman] Whoo-hoo! 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