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[Sondi] Previously
on Run the World...
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I cannot get anything done
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because I am home
with your daughter,
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and you're out,
eating fucking doughnuts.
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Your job is wack.
You know that.
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You're better than this.
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[Renee] Mia?
You still at L'Oréal?
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-I am.
-Do you think I could come in
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and pitch it for you guys?
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[Tom]
We'll be pitching L'Oréal.
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Keith Mumford will run point.
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I quit.
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I do kind of feel like lately
Whitney's been a bit distant.
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You cheated on Ola?
You have to tell him.
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[jazzy music plays]
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Hey? [chuckles]
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[bumping electronic music
plays]
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[singer] ♪ Uh! ♪
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[rapper] ♪ Hey, yo, chief... ♪
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Ladies, I hope you
enjoyed dinner at Philippe's.
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Yes, Hope, there's nothing
cooler than going
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to the hottest restaurant
of 2009.
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Expensive Chinese food vexes me.
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That might be racist.
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Is it?
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Because I have
the exact same sentiment
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about expensive soul food.
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I don't understand dining out
for soul food at all.
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I have a mason jar
full of recycled grease
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if I want fried chicken.
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[Ella] I'm just saying,
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I prefer my shrimp and broccoli
out of a cardboard box.
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Ladies.
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Please, stay focused
on the night ahead.
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Next, we have a table
and bottle service at the club.
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then it's back
to the Marriott Marquis
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for a slumber party.
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[all] Mm.
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I didn't want to start
the scavenger hunt
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without Whitney,
but I fear we won't be able
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to complete several
of the tasks.
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Hope, I'm not taking a picture
with a cop on a horse, ever.
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Okay, I actually love
scavenger hunts.
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And I totally call asking
a random stranger for a condom.
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Ooh, yes.
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I don't know
if I'm more annoyed
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that we're doing this or that
you're so excited about it.
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Sondi, what time did Whitney
say she was getting off work?
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Uh, I'm not sure.
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-Oh, maybe I should call her.
-No, no.
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That's not necessary.
You know what?
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She just texted me,
and she is on her way.
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[Hope] Well,
did she say how long?
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It just said "coming."
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Coming around the mountain.
She's almost here.
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-[door closes]
-So what are we up to here?
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Are we moving a dead body?
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[Whitney laughs]
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I thought, uh--
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I thought Sondi moved in
with Matthew, right?
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Yeah, she did.
But she kept her place.
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He doesn't know.
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No, don't--don't tell me that.
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Yo, Whitney,
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you keep making me
the househusband
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that knows too much.
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I don't want to hold no peaches
or apples or whatever the fuck.
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Ola, relax.
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We're the only ones who know.
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[Ola] That is even worse.
[scoffs]
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Yo, you need to tell Sondi
I don't want no parts of this.
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She and Matt need to talk.
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Yeah. About that...
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Sir, I booked the promotional
bottle service sale
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from hotparties.net.
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It says it's redeemable
any night the club is open.
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I-I have a confirmation number.
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I don't know
what you're talking about,
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and we're at capacity.
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-It's right here.
-Hey, what's up?
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Oh! Excuse me. What was that?
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Isn't that the bouncer
from the Soulja Boy party?
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Oh! Oh, hey!
Don't you remember us?
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Nope.
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Like I told your friend,
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we're not letting
anyone else in, ma'am.
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"Ma'am"?
Did you just "ma'am" us?
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This is certified PYT
you're looking at, sir.
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A group of middle-aged ladies
like yourselves
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shouldn't be out here
like this.
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It's a bad look.
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But I have
a confirmation number!
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Hope, bring your ass.
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-What?
-[Renee] Mm-mm.
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You are officially relieved
of tonight's duties.
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I'm taking over. I can't.
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What is she--
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Hope, we really appreciate
everything that you've done.
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We just had a different vision
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of what this night
was gonna be.
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-Yoo-hoo. Hi.
-Hey.
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So crazy question.
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We're doing this, like,
scavenger hunt thing
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for a bachelorette.
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Um, and for 10 points,
just wondering,
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do you have a condom
that I could borrow?
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You can't borrow it,
but you can use it with me.
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Okay, ew.
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You are not a productive
participant of this game.
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[electronic music playing
inside club]
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Well, I Googled
"young Black women
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living it up in the city,"
and that's what came up.
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Oh, my God, really?
The first hit, I'm guessing.
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-Yeah, it looked great.
-Okay. Okay.
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I booked us a suite
at the Peninsula.
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-Oh!
-Let's go.
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Oh, no,
but all of our belongings
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are at the suite I booked
at the Marriott Marquis
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in Times Square.
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Listen, I will suffer
many indignities
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in the name of friendship.
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I've already spent hundreds
of dollars on fried rice
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and been rejected
from the club,
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but I will not stay
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at the Marriott Marquis
in Times Square.
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-Well, why not?
-Now, let's go, okay?
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-[Hope stammers]
-[Renee shouts]
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Well, I get lots
of perks there.
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[Renee] Oh! Thank you.
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-[Sondi] Oh!
-[Ella] Shotgun.
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[Renee] And where
the fuck is Whitney?
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[Sondi] Let's go.
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[Renee] Where the fuck
is Whitney?
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[Sondi] Let's just get
out of here, please.
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[singer] ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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I slept with someone else.
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Honestly,
I think it was my version
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of a nervous breakdown, but...
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but it has nothing to do
with you or us.
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I mean, Ola, I-I know
that this sounds lame,
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but I-I love you so much.
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Um...
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Uh, I'm not sure what
you want me to say here.
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Well, why are you
telling me this?
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Because I know
that we can work through this.
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We've survived long distance,
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grad school, your residency,
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sick parents.
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And none of it was easy,
but we got through it
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because we were always
honest with each other.
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And I couldn't keep lying
to you.
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[sighs]
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Well, do you feel better?
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No.
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I feel awful.
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But I didn't want us to have
any secrets in our marriage.
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Y-you fucked some other dude,
Whitney.
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That's not a secret.
That's betrayal.
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No, it wasn't like that.
It's...
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Ola, you asked me to show you
my whole self.
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So here I am,
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just begging you to forgive me
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for making
one terrible mistake.
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Wow, that was a good speech.
Did Ella help you write that?
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Should I be moved?
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[scoffs]
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[building pop music plays]
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[singer] ♪Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Usually, I don't say shit ♪
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♪ I just go
And count my money ♪
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♪ All these bitches
Acting funny ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm out here
Getting money... ♪
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Buzz is wearing off.
Need more alcohol.
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I am happy
to go to the liquor store.
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Peninsula cocktail prices
are way beyond my capacity.
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Tonight is on me.
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I am drunk, jobless,
and in control of my destiny.
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We are bossing up, bitch.
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-Okay. If you say so.
-[both laugh]
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Where's Sondi?
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[Sondi speaking indistinctly]
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-[Ella] Sondi!
-What?
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These nice guys are gonna
give me a piggyback ride.
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It's worth 45 points
for the scavenger hunt.
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If you don't bring yo ass,
bitch.
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Come on.
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You watch too much
Law & Order: SVU
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to behave like this!
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Hi.
I am a diamond rewards member.
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I booked a suite with points,
and I'm trying to get a refund.
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Yeah, yeah, I do have
a confirmation number.
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[bass-heavy electronic music
plays]
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♪ ♪
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-I know, but...
-I went in a lot of trouble...
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Yeah, and the French fries
and the mac and cheese.
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-Ooh, and the burger.
-And the burger.
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Sondi,
this should be a swoop...
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-Oh!
-That drapes at the waist.
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Renee and Ella, you guys need
to start on your dresses
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so that we can all
get judged at the same time.
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Uh, we'll join in
after this glass.
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-Okay. Anyway...
-They're not coming.
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-...what do you need?
-[sighs]
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine. Yeah, I'm fine.
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I'm just trying to work up
the nerve to hit Mia
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to see if I can pitch L'Oréal
on my own.
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The worse she can say is no.
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[sighs]
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It's just a no I'm not sure
I can handle right now.
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-♪ Here comes the bride ♪
-Yeah.
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-Okay.
-♪ All dressed in white ♪
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-[cell phone buzzing]
-Oh, Sondi.
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-It's your mans now.
-No!
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[laughter]
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This is my me time, okay?
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Deadlines, boyfriends,
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and tiny little humans
that I take care of be damned.
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This weekend,
I am a Black girl gone wild.
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And I will do anything I want.
Anything!
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No, that does not include
showing my titties to strangers
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because, I mean, I was raised
below the Mason-Dixon Line.
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-Okay, girl.
-[laughter]
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Should we get them some water?
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No. I didn't order a stripper.
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They're the entertainment.
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[vocalizing]
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I've never been
to a wedding like that.
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[laughs] Oh!
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Okay. Now, what's up with you?
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I haven't heard from Anderson
in three days.
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Oh, girl. Just call him.
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We're too old to be playing
these reindeer games.
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I'm not sure I even
want to talk to him right now.
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Okay.
That's all I have for you.
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That was all the energy
I had for Anderson today.
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[Hope and Sondi scream
excitedly]
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[Renee] Ah! No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
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-No, no, no, no, no.
-[Sondi] I look so good!
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-Guys, guys!
-[overlapping chatter]
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[toilet flushes]
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Am I interrupting something?
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No, it's just
the girls looking for me.
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They're at my bachelorette.
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You want to look at my phone?
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Don't act like
I'm being paranoid.
248
00:09:18,212 --> 00:09:20,114
So...
249
00:09:20,148 --> 00:09:22,583
who was it?
250
00:09:22,617 --> 00:09:24,986
-Do I know him?
-No.
251
00:09:25,019 --> 00:09:27,088
No. Of course not.
It's just some random guy.
252
00:09:27,121 --> 00:09:28,890
Never saw him again.
253
00:09:28,923 --> 00:09:30,325
Classy.
254
00:09:32,727 --> 00:09:33,928
Okay. Wait.
Scooch to your left.
255
00:09:33,962 --> 00:09:35,129
-Down a little bit. Okay. Okay.
-Okay.
256
00:09:35,163 --> 00:09:36,798
[Sondi] Come on.
This is worth 25 points.
257
00:09:36,831 --> 00:09:38,666
[Ella] Just fucking take it.
258
00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:39,667
[Renee] I was like,
259
00:09:39,701 --> 00:09:41,970
"Fuck you. I quit."
260
00:09:42,003 --> 00:09:44,772
And I did my Slick Woods strut
out the room.
261
00:09:44,806 --> 00:09:45,974
Bam, bam, bam.
262
00:09:46,007 --> 00:09:47,875
And your boss just
walked out, too?
263
00:09:47,909 --> 00:09:49,744
Yeah.
That part, I didn't see coming.
264
00:09:49,777 --> 00:09:51,646
And I wasn't sure
if she was serious,
265
00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:53,915
but, ooh,
these 83 texts she sent me
266
00:09:53,948 --> 00:09:55,783
in the last two hours
says differently.
267
00:09:55,817 --> 00:09:59,020
-[gasps] Oh, oh, my God.
-[Renee] Right?
268
00:09:59,053 --> 00:10:01,756
Oh, I wish I had the balls
to do something like that.
269
00:10:01,789 --> 00:10:02,924
Mm.
270
00:10:02,957 --> 00:10:05,193
I dream of cursing out Karen
and quitting
271
00:10:05,226 --> 00:10:06,828
at least once a week.
272
00:10:06,861 --> 00:10:08,696
Oh, no, Abby's cool.
She's not a Karen.
273
00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:09,697
Oh, no.
274
00:10:09,731 --> 00:10:11,866
My boss
is actually named Karen.
275
00:10:11,899 --> 00:10:13,334
It's crazy when you think
about it,
276
00:10:13,368 --> 00:10:16,070
but this next generation
of white women
277
00:10:16,104 --> 00:10:18,406
will be void
of Karens and Beckys.
278
00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:19,774
Thank God.
279
00:10:19,807 --> 00:10:21,709
It's like naming
a Black girl Precious.
280
00:10:21,743 --> 00:10:23,911
I mean, after watching the
movie, how could you, right?
281
00:10:23,945 --> 00:10:24,912
Right.
282
00:10:24,946 --> 00:10:27,048
[Ella laughing] Yes. Yes!
283
00:10:27,081 --> 00:10:30,885
Renee,
I'm really excited for you.
284
00:10:30,918 --> 00:10:31,986
Really?
285
00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:34,756
So is the goal
to start your new company
286
00:10:34,789 --> 00:10:36,657
and pitch L'Oréal?
287
00:10:36,691 --> 00:10:38,126
Mm.
288
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,927
I haven't gotten there yet,
but I think so.
289
00:10:39,961 --> 00:10:43,431
You only need one client
to build your agency.
290
00:10:43,664 --> 00:10:45,233
Send her a text.
291
00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:48,770
It'll be your first act
as CEO of your own firm.
292
00:10:48,803 --> 00:10:50,371
Do it.
293
00:10:50,405 --> 00:10:51,806
[speaks indistinctly]
294
00:10:51,839 --> 00:10:53,341
Hope, I think I might
be starting to like you.
295
00:10:53,374 --> 00:10:54,675
Oh, funny!
296
00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:57,345
I almost feel the same way
about you.
297
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,883
So when did this happen?
298
00:11:01,916 --> 00:11:04,419
Maybe six weeks ago.
299
00:11:04,452 --> 00:11:06,454
-Wow. Wow.
-I wanted to tell you, but--
300
00:11:06,687 --> 00:11:07,955
Oh, yeah. Right.
301
00:11:07,989 --> 00:11:10,425
While we were running
around town tasting cakes,
302
00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,427
posing for newspapers,
303
00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:14,228
picking out plates and shit,
304
00:11:14,262 --> 00:11:16,097
you were just lying to me?
305
00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:19,700
You--you were just l-lying
every day.
306
00:11:21,269 --> 00:11:23,271
[scoffs, stammers]
307
00:11:23,304 --> 00:11:25,206
Were you trying
to humiliate me?
308
00:11:25,239 --> 00:11:26,741
No. Of course not.
309
00:11:26,774 --> 00:11:27,842
[Ola] I mean, all this talk
310
00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:29,177
about how you're under
so much pressure
311
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:32,313
to do the right thing
and show up for everybody.
312
00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:34,982
What about me, Whitney?
What about showing up for me?
313
00:11:35,016 --> 00:11:37,452
I am here for you!
I would do anything for you!
314
00:11:37,485 --> 00:11:39,320
Jesus.
315
00:11:39,353 --> 00:11:41,889
[laughs]
316
00:11:41,923 --> 00:11:43,958
What am I gonna tell my family?
317
00:11:45,193 --> 00:11:46,961
Why would you
tell them anything?
318
00:11:46,994 --> 00:11:50,031
This--this doesn't have
to break us.
319
00:11:50,064 --> 00:11:52,333
Please don't call off
the wedding.
320
00:11:52,366 --> 00:11:55,203
Didn't you just call off
the wedding?
321
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,738
Isn't that
what we're doing here?
322
00:12:00,074 --> 00:12:02,510
Uh, the service charge
is gratuity, right?
323
00:12:02,743 --> 00:12:04,879
It is, uh, but you can add
extra, if you'd like.
324
00:12:04,912 --> 00:12:06,514
No, we good.
325
00:12:06,747 --> 00:12:09,484
Dinner was included
at the Marriott.
326
00:12:09,517 --> 00:12:10,485
Girl, we were just bonding.
327
00:12:10,518 --> 00:12:11,853
Please step away
from my nerves.
328
00:12:11,886 --> 00:12:13,254
-[door closes]
-Ooh, this is a good one.
329
00:12:13,287 --> 00:12:15,089
"Build a man's anatomy
from found objects
330
00:12:15,123 --> 00:12:17,058
and take a picture."
331
00:12:17,091 --> 00:12:18,459
-Done.
-[Hope] Oh, my God.
332
00:12:18,493 --> 00:12:20,261
[cell phone rings,
Ella screams excitedly]
333
00:12:20,294 --> 00:12:21,762
Hey, baby.
334
00:12:21,796 --> 00:12:23,498
What are you doing still awake?
335
00:12:23,531 --> 00:12:25,800
I just wanted to come
and say good night.
336
00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:28,035
Does your daddy know
that you have his phone?
337
00:12:28,069 --> 00:12:29,170
No.
338
00:12:29,203 --> 00:12:31,072
Well,
you should sneak downstairs
339
00:12:31,105 --> 00:12:33,841
and hide it in the couch
so he thinks he lost it.
340
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:35,243
Okay. I will.
341
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:38,179
-Love you.
-Mm, love you, too.
342
00:12:38,212 --> 00:12:39,180
Bye.
343
00:12:39,213 --> 00:12:41,149
I thought you were off
mom duty?
344
00:12:41,182 --> 00:12:42,216
Shut up.
345
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,018
-Oh!
-[all gasp]
346
00:12:44,051 --> 00:12:46,287
Girl, those French fries cost
$2.50 each.
347
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,522
You better eat that, ho.
348
00:12:47,555 --> 00:12:49,190
Stop throwing the French fries!
349
00:12:49,223 --> 00:12:50,424
-Those cost...
-[Sondi] Ten dollars!
350
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:51,425
..too much money!
351
00:12:51,459 --> 00:12:53,227
Honestly, I... [scoffs]
352
00:12:53,261 --> 00:12:55,796
I just never
saw this coming from you.
353
00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:57,532
I will never,
ever do this again.
354
00:12:57,565 --> 00:12:59,333
You have to believe me.
355
00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:03,104
You just dirtied up everything.
356
00:13:04,105 --> 00:13:06,908
Like, I feel dumb as hell
right now.
357
00:13:06,941 --> 00:13:09,343
I had blind faith in you.
358
00:13:09,377 --> 00:13:10,845
When other dudes would talk
359
00:13:10,878 --> 00:13:12,446
about their girls
cheating on 'em,
360
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,249
I was always like, "Nah, bro.
Not my girl. Not a chance."
361
00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:19,320
Gun to my head,
if someone had told me this,
362
00:13:19,353 --> 00:13:21,255
I would've defended you.
363
00:13:21,289 --> 00:13:22,490
And I would have been a sucker.
364
00:13:22,523 --> 00:13:24,859
I promise I have never cheated
on you before.
365
00:13:24,892 --> 00:13:26,861
Because you're some type
of saint, right?
366
00:13:26,894 --> 00:13:30,064
You never do anything wrong.
You never say anything wrong.
367
00:13:30,097 --> 00:13:32,500
But that's all
just a-a fucking facade.
368
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:34,602
Because you're actually
just too damn afraid
369
00:13:34,835 --> 00:13:36,571
for people to see you
for who you really are,
370
00:13:36,604 --> 00:13:38,539
which is a liar.
371
00:13:38,573 --> 00:13:40,841
You, me,
372
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:43,044
this wedding,
373
00:13:43,077 --> 00:13:45,947
how we're so happy together--
it was all a fucking lie.
374
00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:46,981
Ola, it's not.
375
00:13:47,014 --> 00:13:48,115
-It's not?
-[Whitney] It's not!
376
00:13:48,149 --> 00:13:49,617
-I swear, it's not.
-[Ola] Stop. Stop!
377
00:13:51,152 --> 00:13:52,920
Stop.
378
00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:58,392
[laughter, cell phone chiming]
379
00:13:58,426 --> 00:14:01,596
Wait, who is blowing you up
this time of night?
380
00:14:01,629 --> 00:14:06,367
Uh, it's these stupid alerts
-on my Carly/
-Emmett story.
381
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,403
Of course the girl he cheated
with is his assistant.
382
00:14:09,437 --> 00:14:11,405
Oh, that is so unoriginal.
383
00:14:11,439 --> 00:14:13,641
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
384
00:14:13,874 --> 00:14:15,443
That was your story?
385
00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:17,044
"DaniSpillsTheTea"?
386
00:14:17,078 --> 00:14:18,446
Guilty.
387
00:14:18,479 --> 00:14:20,281
Literally guilty
of ruining lives.
388
00:14:20,314 --> 00:14:22,283
[Hope] Girl, bye!
389
00:14:22,316 --> 00:14:24,585
That story had
all my group chats cracking.
390
00:14:24,619 --> 00:14:26,921
[flatly] Thanks. I'm thrilled.
391
00:14:26,954 --> 00:14:30,057
Hope, Ella's allergic to joy.
392
00:14:30,091 --> 00:14:32,526
-We're working on her.
-I am not.
393
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,595
I feel so happy right now!
394
00:14:34,629 --> 00:14:36,664
Ooh, then why are you yelling?
395
00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:39,934
You're so small and so hostile.
396
00:14:39,967 --> 00:14:41,936
-[cell phone chimes]
-It's a small people's complex.
397
00:14:41,969 --> 00:14:43,271
We always yelling.
398
00:14:43,304 --> 00:14:45,506
There's a lot of fire
in that little body.
399
00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:47,308
Where's the weed man now?
400
00:14:47,341 --> 00:14:49,410
I'm supposed
to be high right now!
401
00:14:49,443 --> 00:14:51,112
I think we need snacks.
402
00:14:52,146 --> 00:14:55,116
[somber piano music plays]
403
00:14:55,149 --> 00:14:58,052
[singer vocalizing softly]
404
00:14:58,085 --> 00:15:01,088
♪ ♪
405
00:15:08,496 --> 00:15:11,966
[line trilling]
406
00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:14,969
♪ ♪
407
00:15:15,002 --> 00:15:16,270
Hey.
408
00:15:16,304 --> 00:15:19,407
So, if I've never done weed,
409
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,941
how many of these do I take?
410
00:15:20,975 --> 00:15:22,543
Should I just eat
this bag of gummy bears?
411
00:15:22,576 --> 00:15:24,979
Girl, no.
These ain't Haribo bears.
412
00:15:25,012 --> 00:15:26,347
Okay. You know what?
413
00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:27,415
-Just take two.
-Mm-hmm.
414
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,616
I'll know when you're high,
415
00:15:28,649 --> 00:15:30,084
'cause you'll start saying
some dumb shit.
416
00:15:30,117 --> 00:15:31,185
Mm-hmm.
417
00:15:31,218 --> 00:15:32,420
[Ella] Hey, uh,
I'm gonna head down
418
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,988
to Duane Reade
and get some munchies.
419
00:15:34,021 --> 00:15:35,723
Uh, there's no fucking way
we're paying $25 for chips.
420
00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:37,091
Oh, girl. Hell, no.
421
00:15:37,124 --> 00:15:38,259
We ain't ordering shit else
up in here.
422
00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:40,494
Get me some Lemonheads.
423
00:15:40,528 --> 00:15:43,230
Mmm! Smell this.
424
00:15:43,264 --> 00:15:44,565
-[knock at door]
-Oh!
425
00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:46,334
-That's lovely.
-Isn't that nice?
426
00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:47,735
-Yeah.
-[indistinct chatter]
427
00:15:47,968 --> 00:15:49,537
Oh, hi.
428
00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,639
-[visitor] Hello, ladies.
-[door closes]
429
00:15:51,672 --> 00:15:54,241
It's the duchess of dildos!
430
00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:56,310
Oh, I am so glad I caught you
431
00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:58,112
before you went
to the Marriott.
432
00:15:58,145 --> 00:15:59,213
What is this?
433
00:15:59,246 --> 00:16:01,315
It's the naughty part
of the night.
434
00:16:01,349 --> 00:16:04,585
This is a bachelorette party,
after all.
435
00:16:04,618 --> 00:16:07,188
Albeit,
there is no bachelorette.
436
00:16:07,221 --> 00:16:08,489
Has anyone heard--
437
00:16:08,522 --> 00:16:10,057
Can you teach me to put
a condom on with my mouth?
438
00:16:10,091 --> 00:16:11,459
Oh, yes. And more.
439
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,494
Um, I'm sorry, miss.
440
00:16:13,527 --> 00:16:15,363
But there has been
some confusion here.
441
00:16:15,396 --> 00:16:17,998
We appreciate you for coming,
442
00:16:18,032 --> 00:16:19,600
but we will not need
your services tonight.
443
00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:22,103
And don't be sad.
We don't tip well anyway.
444
00:16:22,136 --> 00:16:24,238
No, you take your card
and your dicks, okay?
445
00:16:24,271 --> 00:16:25,373
[door slams]
446
00:16:25,406 --> 00:16:27,375
What the fuck?
447
00:16:27,408 --> 00:16:30,745
Renee...you are such a Grinch.
448
00:16:30,778 --> 00:16:32,613
I'm about to get
high as fuck right now,
449
00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:35,316
and I'm not about to be staring
at no purple dildos
450
00:16:35,349 --> 00:16:38,185
while Paula Deen is in here
giving me some sex advice.
451
00:16:38,219 --> 00:16:39,620
Period. I'm not doing it.
452
00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:41,288
Oh, it's Mia.
453
00:16:41,322 --> 00:16:43,023
-Oh!
-[Hope gasps]
454
00:16:43,057 --> 00:16:44,191
-Read it out loud.
-No, no, no, no.
455
00:16:44,225 --> 00:16:46,127
Please, let me...
456
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:49,096
Okay. "Hi, Renee.
Congratulations.
457
00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:50,598
"So proud of you
for taking this leap.
458
00:16:50,631 --> 00:16:52,700
"I'll see what I can do
about bringing you in.
459
00:16:52,733 --> 00:16:56,337
No promises,
but I'll do my best."
460
00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:57,505
It's not a no.
461
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:58,706
[screams]
462
00:16:58,739 --> 00:17:01,108
Yeah!
463
00:17:01,142 --> 00:17:02,576
Let's have a celebratory blunt!
464
00:17:05,479 --> 00:17:07,815
What? What is it?
465
00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:11,051
Huh? Am I...
466
00:17:11,085 --> 00:17:13,754
am I--am I not giving you
enough attention?
467
00:17:13,788 --> 00:17:16,323
I'm not some teenager
with an insecurity problem.
468
00:17:16,357 --> 00:17:20,194
I mean, I literally kiss
the ground you walk on.
469
00:17:20,227 --> 00:17:22,530
I let you be
the star of our relationship
470
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:25,666
because you need it so badly.
471
00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:27,067
But I'm a--
472
00:17:27,101 --> 00:17:30,404
I'm a fucking Harvard-educated
doctor, Whitney.
473
00:17:30,438 --> 00:17:32,406
I'm actually the fucking shit.
474
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,775
And--and still,
that isn't enough for you.
475
00:17:34,809 --> 00:17:37,311
I have relocated three times
for you.
476
00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:40,214
Wherever you go,
I am there by your side
477
00:17:40,247 --> 00:17:42,349
because I love you and because
you're my best friend.
478
00:17:42,383 --> 00:17:45,453
Am I? Am I your best friend
or your safety net?
479
00:17:45,486 --> 00:17:46,854
How could you even say that?
480
00:17:47,087 --> 00:17:49,757
Because, apparently,
all my friendship
481
00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:51,659
and companionship--
482
00:17:51,692 --> 00:17:54,428
all my, like, constant
showering you with love
483
00:17:54,462 --> 00:17:56,163
and affection
484
00:17:56,197 --> 00:17:57,531
isn't enough for you.
485
00:17:57,565 --> 00:18:00,334
I'm not enough for you.
486
00:18:01,769 --> 00:18:03,671
[sobbing] That is not true.
487
00:18:03,704 --> 00:18:06,273
[sobs] That is not true.
488
00:18:07,808 --> 00:18:10,411
Ola... I love you.
489
00:18:10,444 --> 00:18:14,548
I-I chose this life with you
the day that I met you.
490
00:18:14,582 --> 00:18:15,883
Okay? 'Cause I love you.
491
00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:17,518
Okay. Stop. Really, stop.
492
00:18:17,551 --> 00:18:20,421
Stop--stop with the fucking
"I love yous"!
493
00:18:21,722 --> 00:18:24,758
[sobbing]
494
00:18:40,407 --> 00:18:41,742
It's okay. It's okay.
495
00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:43,777
[continues sobbing]
496
00:18:43,811 --> 00:18:45,613
It's okay.
497
00:18:47,448 --> 00:18:50,150
I'm sorry.
498
00:18:50,184 --> 00:18:52,586
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
499
00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:54,688
It's okay.
500
00:18:54,722 --> 00:18:56,457
It's okay, all right?
501
00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:59,460
[slow, sultry music plays]
502
00:18:59,493 --> 00:19:02,496
♪ ♪
503
00:19:17,811 --> 00:19:20,781
[light piano music playing]
504
00:19:20,814 --> 00:19:23,817
♪ ♪
505
00:19:25,653 --> 00:19:27,555
You got here fast.
506
00:19:27,588 --> 00:19:29,657
I thought you girls were
staying at the Marriott.
507
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,659
Change of plans. Don't ask.
508
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:37,331
I got your email. Thank you.
509
00:19:38,966 --> 00:19:40,801
Ella, I sent you that email
510
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,703
because you're my favorite writer.
511
00:19:42,736 --> 00:19:45,272
I wasn't trying
to tear you down.
512
00:19:45,306 --> 00:19:47,274
I know.
513
00:19:47,308 --> 00:19:49,510
I get it, and you're not wrong.
514
00:19:49,543 --> 00:19:51,412
I just wasn't ready
to hear you say all the things
515
00:19:51,445 --> 00:19:53,647
that I've been saying to myself
these last few months.
516
00:19:53,681 --> 00:19:55,916
Well, if I told you
what you wanted to hear,
517
00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:57,585
you wouldn't love me.
518
00:19:57,618 --> 00:19:59,219
Dude...
519
00:19:59,253 --> 00:20:02,489
-you irked the shit out of me.
-[laughs]
520
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:07,494
[sighs] You know, sometimes you
just got to jump off the cliff.
521
00:20:07,528 --> 00:20:08,929
Everybody's always
running around
522
00:20:08,963 --> 00:20:10,397
telling people
to jump off cliffs,
523
00:20:10,431 --> 00:20:11,999
but nobody ever talks
about what it feels like
524
00:20:12,232 --> 00:20:14,335
when you're falling.
525
00:20:14,368 --> 00:20:16,403
Sure.
526
00:20:16,437 --> 00:20:19,373
But what makes you think
the next time you jump...
527
00:20:19,406 --> 00:20:21,241
you're gonna fall
instead of fly?
528
00:20:25,012 --> 00:20:27,781
I'm sorry I kicked you out.
529
00:20:27,815 --> 00:20:29,683
I know. [chuckles]
530
00:20:29,717 --> 00:20:31,485
But, honestly,
531
00:20:31,518 --> 00:20:33,854
this kind-of-sort-of-dating
shit we got going on
532
00:20:33,887 --> 00:20:36,290
is corny as fuck.
533
00:20:36,323 --> 00:20:37,658
I love you.
534
00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:45,366
[Renee] You ain't seen nothin'!
535
00:20:45,399 --> 00:20:46,834
-[Sondi] This is for free.
-[Renee] Get ready.
536
00:20:46,867 --> 00:20:48,502
Five, six, seven...
537
00:20:48,535 --> 00:20:49,903
[both] ♪ Oh, don't you wish ♪
538
00:20:49,937 --> 00:20:51,972
♪ You were
A Spelmanite like me? ♪
539
00:20:52,006 --> 00:20:53,574
♪ Oh, don't you wish ♪
540
00:20:53,607 --> 00:20:56,043
♪ You were
A Spelmanite like me? ♪
541
00:20:56,276 --> 00:20:59,580
♪ 'Cause we're the oh-so-fine
Divas of the AUC ♪
542
00:20:59,613 --> 00:21:01,749
-Oh!
-[all cheering]
543
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,784
[both shouting]
544
00:21:03,817 --> 00:21:05,886
I thought you ladies
weren't Greek?
545
00:21:05,919 --> 00:21:07,321
We're not.
546
00:21:07,354 --> 00:21:08,722
That was our freshman year
dorm stroll, okay?
547
00:21:08,756 --> 00:21:09,723
Mm-hmm.
548
00:21:09,757 --> 00:21:10,758
[both] H-H!
549
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:11,959
H-H!
550
00:21:11,992 --> 00:21:14,028
-[Renee] Oh! Turn it up!
-[cell phone ringing]
551
00:21:14,061 --> 00:21:16,363
Turn it up! Turn it up!
552
00:21:16,397 --> 00:21:19,733
-2006 in this bitch!
-[hip-hop music playing]
553
00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:21,435
Hey!
554
00:21:21,468 --> 00:21:22,936
-Turn up, turn up!
-Oh! Oh!
555
00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:24,471
Turn up like it's 2006!
556
00:21:24,505 --> 00:21:25,673
[singer] ♪ Lean wit' it
Rock wit' it ♪
557
00:21:25,706 --> 00:21:26,974
♪ Lean wit' it, rock wit' it ♪
558
00:21:27,007 --> 00:21:28,375
Throw it up!
559
00:21:28,409 --> 00:21:31,879
♪ Lean wit' it, rock wit' it ♪
560
00:21:31,912 --> 00:21:33,547
[both squealing]
561
00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:34,915
♪ Lean wit' it, rock wit' it ♪
562
00:21:34,948 --> 00:21:36,350
♪ Lean wit' it... ♪
563
00:21:36,383 --> 00:21:39,319
[Sondi] ♪ Quietly
While you were asleep ♪
564
00:21:39,353 --> 00:21:43,057
♪ The moon and I
Were talking ♪
565
00:21:43,090 --> 00:21:46,860
♪ I asked that she'd always ♪
566
00:21:46,894 --> 00:21:51,398
♪ Keep you protected ♪
567
00:21:52,633 --> 00:21:54,034
Amari?
568
00:21:56,537 --> 00:21:57,838
Hey.
569
00:21:57,871 --> 00:21:59,106
Hey.
570
00:21:59,339 --> 00:22:01,642
-You having a good time?
-Yeah.
571
00:22:01,675 --> 00:22:04,912
It is a level of madness
that I cannot begin to explain,
572
00:22:04,945 --> 00:22:06,480
but...
573
00:22:06,513 --> 00:22:07,815
yeah, I'm having
a really good time.
574
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,049
When you coming back?
575
00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:11,719
I'm not sure. Um...
576
00:22:11,752 --> 00:22:14,655
check out's Sunday,
so maybe, like, noon or one.
577
00:22:14,688 --> 00:22:16,557
-I don't really know.
-You know what?
578
00:22:16,590 --> 00:22:18,826
Why don't you
stay another night?
579
00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:21,762
I'll call the front desk
and take care of it.
580
00:22:21,795 --> 00:22:23,063
You need some space
to get your work done
581
00:22:23,097 --> 00:22:24,732
and not worry about us.
582
00:22:24,765 --> 00:22:26,667
I don't worry about you.
You're a grown-ass man.
583
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:29,036
Yeah, you do.
584
00:22:29,069 --> 00:22:31,772
That's one of the many reasons
I love you so much.
585
00:22:31,805 --> 00:22:34,842
I know. I love you, too.
586
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,845
[slow, sultry music plays]
587
00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:40,881
♪ ♪
588
00:23:30,798 --> 00:23:33,167
[Whitney moaning loudly]
589
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,203
♪ ♪
590
00:23:41,175 --> 00:23:43,177
[moans]
591
00:23:55,889 --> 00:23:58,859
[light music plays]
592
00:23:58,892 --> 00:24:00,994
[door closes]
593
00:24:01,028 --> 00:24:02,596
Where the fuck you been?
594
00:24:02,629 --> 00:24:03,964
Yeah, and where are
my Lemonheads?
595
00:24:03,997 --> 00:24:05,699
I was down
in the lobby with Anderson.
596
00:24:05,732 --> 00:24:06,767
-Boo!
-[Sondi] Boo.
597
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,101
You suck.
598
00:24:08,135 --> 00:24:10,237
Who is this Anderson person
and why do we hate him?
599
00:24:10,470 --> 00:24:12,239
He's Ella's super-ex-boyfriend.
600
00:24:12,472 --> 00:24:14,241
They dated for a few years.
601
00:24:14,474 --> 00:24:16,109
No, no, no, no.
I mean what's his stats?
602
00:24:16,143 --> 00:24:19,213
And by that, I mean degrees,
profession, height, width,
603
00:24:19,246 --> 00:24:20,914
and, um, personal debt.
604
00:24:20,948 --> 00:24:22,783
Morehouse undergrad.
605
00:24:22,816 --> 00:24:24,818
Yale Law. Nonprofit lawyer.
606
00:24:24,852 --> 00:24:27,487
No kids, no convictions.
607
00:24:27,521 --> 00:24:30,524
He has some student loans,
but... Kanye shrug.
608
00:24:30,557 --> 00:24:32,793
And he looks like this.
609
00:24:32,826 --> 00:24:34,795
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
610
00:24:34,828 --> 00:24:37,664
Girl.
He is '90s-R&B-singer fine.
611
00:24:37,698 --> 00:24:38,732
What's wrong with him?
612
00:24:38,765 --> 00:24:40,267
Well, that depends
on when he was--
613
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:41,902
[Ella]
Nothing is wrong with him.
614
00:24:41,935 --> 00:24:44,137
And he's officially
my man again.
615
00:24:44,171 --> 00:24:45,973
-[Renee and Sondi] What?
-[Hope] Good for you.
616
00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:48,175
Don't be
the bitch before Juanita.
617
00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:49,676
-[Sondi] Oh.
-[Renee] What?
618
00:24:49,710 --> 00:24:50,978
Hope...
619
00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:52,713
say more.
620
00:24:52,746 --> 00:24:55,048
Don't be the chick
that dated Michael Jordan
621
00:24:55,082 --> 00:24:56,984
right before he became the man.
622
00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:58,752
That woman either
killed herself
623
00:24:58,785 --> 00:25:01,822
or is somewhere sad
and not worth $200 million.
624
00:25:01,855 --> 00:25:03,023
Ooh. Ooh!
625
00:25:03,056 --> 00:25:04,725
-DBBBJ.
-[Renee] Oh.
626
00:25:04,758 --> 00:25:05,826
[Sondi] Yes.
627
00:25:05,859 --> 00:25:07,594
Don't be the bitch
before Juanita.
628
00:25:07,628 --> 00:25:09,029
-[Renee screams]
-Yes. Yes, girl.
629
00:25:09,062 --> 00:25:10,097
-Yes!
-[Sondi] Yes.
630
00:25:10,130 --> 00:25:11,899
-DBBBJ.
-[Sondi] DBBBJ.
631
00:25:11,932 --> 00:25:13,000
Love it.
632
00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:15,669
It's the only principle
to live by.
633
00:25:15,702 --> 00:25:17,070
[Renee] Yes.
634
00:25:17,104 --> 00:25:19,740
You hit the birth jackpot when
you were born a Black woman.
635
00:25:19,773 --> 00:25:20,974
Hallelujah.
636
00:25:21,008 --> 00:25:22,843
[Hope] Do not let
a scarcity of vision
637
00:25:22,876 --> 00:25:25,078
interfere with your walk, honey.
638
00:25:25,112 --> 00:25:27,814
-[overlapping chatter]
-[Ella] Girl.
639
00:25:27,848 --> 00:25:30,217
You done said a word.
I need to write that down.
640
00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:32,552
-You got it.
-[Renee] Hope!
641
00:25:32,586 --> 00:25:34,988
You officially
win, uh, the bachelorette!
642
00:25:35,022 --> 00:25:36,323
-[Sondi] You sure did.
-[Hope] Oh, yes!
643
00:25:36,556 --> 00:25:38,992
-Facts.
-Thank you! Thank you!
644
00:25:39,026 --> 00:25:41,295
And in that sentiment, Ella,
645
00:25:41,328 --> 00:25:44,932
if Anderson makes you happy,
I'm happy for you.
646
00:25:44,965 --> 00:25:46,333
Me too.
647
00:25:46,566 --> 00:25:49,336
But if that nigga
breaks your heart again,
648
00:25:49,569 --> 00:25:51,605
we cutting his balls off.
649
00:25:51,638 --> 00:25:52,806
Totally fair.
650
00:26:08,055 --> 00:26:09,089
Where are you going?
651
00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:13,193
I need some time to think.
652
00:26:13,226 --> 00:26:15,095
Seriously?
653
00:26:15,128 --> 00:26:16,663
Yeah.
654
00:26:16,697 --> 00:26:20,600
I can't decide the rest
of my life in a couple hours.
655
00:26:20,634 --> 00:26:21,601
I need time.
656
00:26:21,635 --> 00:26:23,670
Well, but, wha--how much time?
657
00:26:23,704 --> 00:26:26,673
Uh, two days, two weeks?
658
00:26:26,707 --> 00:26:28,742
If you're gonna cancel,
I need to tell people, so--
659
00:26:28,775 --> 00:26:31,345
Whitney, you don't get
to control this part.
660
00:26:31,378 --> 00:26:33,647
[somber music plays]
661
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,882
You know,
when I asked you to marry me,
662
00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:38,785
tolerating infidelity
wasn't a part of the plan.
663
00:26:38,819 --> 00:26:41,288
-Ola, please, let me--
-[Ola] I'll call you.
664
00:26:41,321 --> 00:26:43,957
Okay?
665
00:26:43,991 --> 00:26:46,960
♪ ♪
666
00:26:46,994 --> 00:26:49,997
[door opens, closes]
667
00:26:54,167 --> 00:26:55,869
-[realtor] So it's two decks.
-Two decks!
668
00:26:55,902 --> 00:26:57,170
-Okay.
-You get a deck.
669
00:26:57,204 --> 00:26:58,739
-You get a deck.
-[both] Everybody get a deck.
670
00:26:58,772 --> 00:27:00,107
All the decks.
671
00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,375
[Sondi] You got a deck,
you got a deck...
672
00:27:01,408 --> 00:27:02,809
[house hunter] You know,
with the en-suite bath,
673
00:27:02,843 --> 00:27:03,910
-this must be the...
-Hey.
674
00:27:03,944 --> 00:27:05,679
Where the hell have you been?
675
00:27:05,712 --> 00:27:08,181
-Hi.
-[house hunter] Wow.
676
00:27:08,215 --> 00:27:10,083
This is wonderful, Keisha.
677
00:27:10,117 --> 00:27:13,420
And more outdoors?
Oh, my goodness...
678
00:27:13,653 --> 00:27:16,423
[jazz music plays]
679
00:27:16,656 --> 00:27:18,658
I don't think this wedding
is gonna happen.
680
00:27:18,692 --> 00:27:19,693
W-what?
681
00:27:19,726 --> 00:27:21,428
[Hope]
This isn't a dream, is it?
682
00:27:21,661 --> 00:27:24,097
'Cause the edges of the room
are kind of fuzzy.
683
00:27:24,131 --> 00:27:25,265
Hope, lay down.
684
00:27:25,298 --> 00:27:27,768
No, it's a real-life nightmare.
685
00:27:27,801 --> 00:27:30,370
We're gonna fix this.
686
00:27:30,404 --> 00:27:33,340
-[Ella] I'm so sorry, baby.
-[Hope] Oh, baby.
687
00:27:33,373 --> 00:27:37,811
[Whitney cries]
688
00:27:37,844 --> 00:27:39,946
[sobbing]
689
00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:43,216
[singer] ♪ Signed a deal
I settled for ♪
690
00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:44,918
♪ Insecure ♪
691
00:27:44,951 --> 00:27:49,189
♪ Now I'm feeling the sting ♪
692
00:27:49,222 --> 00:27:51,124
♪ ♪
693
00:27:51,158 --> 00:27:55,729
♪ Where we go we don't know ♪
694
00:27:55,762 --> 00:28:00,300
♪ We're just trying to stay
On our path ♪
695
00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:02,169
♪ ♪
696
00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:06,406
♪ I've been here before ♪
697
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,443
♪ Yet still end up ♪
698
00:28:09,476 --> 00:28:12,145
♪ On my arse ♪
699
00:28:12,179 --> 00:28:15,482
♪ But something's got to ♪
700
00:28:15,715 --> 00:28:18,285
♪ Give a little ♪
701
00:28:18,318 --> 00:28:23,190
♪ Give a little, I know ♪
702
00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:26,927
♪ Yeah, something's got to ♪
703
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:31,865
♪ Give a little
Give a little ♪
704
00:28:31,898 --> 00:28:34,935
♪ I'm sure ♪
705
00:28:34,968 --> 00:28:38,105
♪ Oh, something's got to ♪
706
00:28:38,138 --> 00:28:42,442
♪ Give a little for me ♪
707
00:28:42,476 --> 00:28:44,945
♪ A little for me ♪
708
00:28:44,978 --> 00:28:47,280
[vocalizing]
709
00:28:47,314 --> 00:28:50,951
♪ Something's got to give ♪
710
00:28:50,984 --> 00:28:56,790
♪ A little for me ♪
711
00:28:56,823 --> 00:28:59,793
[vocalizing]
712
00:28:59,826 --> 00:29:02,829
♪ ♪
713
00:29:12,506 --> 00:29:14,508
[woman] Whoo-hoo! [giggles]