1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:07,062 Previously on Run The World... 2 00:00:07,095 --> 00:00:09,097 Getting divorced is surprisingly easy. 3 00:00:09,131 --> 00:00:10,132 Cheers! 4 00:00:10,165 --> 00:00:12,300 -Divorce can be like a death. -I'm fine. 5 00:00:12,334 --> 00:00:14,069 All women deserve to fuck up at least once. 6 00:00:14,102 --> 00:00:15,370 I'm sorry, what? 7 00:00:15,404 --> 00:00:17,739 Every woman deserves to sleep with at least one man 8 00:00:17,773 --> 00:00:20,308 who can actually change her station in life. 9 00:00:20,342 --> 00:00:21,676 Why are you taking her side? 10 00:00:21,710 --> 00:00:23,812 If you are fucking up, then good for you! 11 00:00:24,045 --> 00:00:25,280 I love Ola so much. 12 00:00:25,313 --> 00:00:28,417 I didn't cheat on him because I have doubts about him or us. 13 00:00:28,450 --> 00:00:31,086 Make peace with this and bury it. 14 00:00:31,119 --> 00:00:33,054 You told me seven days before you left. 15 00:00:33,088 --> 00:00:35,323 You were so depressed after your publishers dropped you. 16 00:00:35,357 --> 00:00:36,725 I didn't wanna make it worse. 17 00:00:36,758 --> 00:00:38,827 Don't you think this will look amazing 18 00:00:39,060 --> 00:00:40,262 with a thigh-high slit? 19 00:00:40,295 --> 00:00:42,063 Renee, no. 20 00:00:42,097 --> 00:00:43,598 What is wrong with you? 21 00:00:43,632 --> 00:00:44,666 Hey. 22 00:00:44,699 --> 00:00:46,067 Can you please start being 23 00:00:46,101 --> 00:00:48,103 the friends that I very much need right now? 24 00:01:00,849 --> 00:01:03,418 So what's going on? 25 00:01:03,452 --> 00:01:07,789 This wedding is literally bringing out the worst in my friends. 26 00:01:07,823 --> 00:01:10,492 And maybe me, too. 27 00:01:10,525 --> 00:01:12,360 Ever feel like every day is a fight? 28 00:01:12,394 --> 00:01:15,130 Lately, I wake up, and I feel like I have to put on my armor, 29 00:01:15,163 --> 00:01:16,364 even when I'm with my girls. 30 00:01:16,398 --> 00:01:17,599 I'm fantastic. 31 00:01:17,632 --> 00:01:19,334 I'm just here because, you know, 32 00:01:19,367 --> 00:01:21,336 divorces and therapy seem like a natural combo. 33 00:01:21,369 --> 00:01:24,206 And besides, I need to use my flex spending. 34 00:01:24,239 --> 00:01:26,541 I can't believe this is where I am at this point in my life. 35 00:01:26,575 --> 00:01:28,343 And what point is that? 36 00:01:28,376 --> 00:01:31,279 You know, I have patients whose lives are really fucked up. 37 00:01:31,313 --> 00:01:33,315 You're 32, you're employed, 38 00:01:33,348 --> 00:01:34,783 you're beautiful, you're smart– 39 00:01:34,816 --> 00:01:37,219 And yet my life's a shit show. 40 00:01:46,228 --> 00:01:47,762 ♪ Drink in my hand Chilling on a rooftop ♪ 41 00:01:51,666 --> 00:01:54,135 Hi! Can you sign this, please? 42 00:01:54,169 --> 00:01:55,570 Of course! What's your name? 43 00:01:55,604 --> 00:01:57,672 Jacquetta, spelled the regular way. 44 00:01:57,706 --> 00:02:00,642 Huge fan of "What The El." I read it every day. 45 00:02:00,675 --> 00:02:02,410 You've taught me how to be sexy 46 00:02:02,444 --> 00:02:04,346 and empowered and perfectly single– 47 00:02:04,379 --> 00:02:06,314 not like the last girl to get chose. 48 00:02:06,348 --> 00:02:07,449 You're like my BFF in my head. 49 00:02:07,482 --> 00:02:10,151 Except not how Beyoncé's my BFF in my head. 50 00:02:10,185 --> 00:02:12,854 You're like my BFF in my head if I knew this person in real life. 51 00:02:12,888 --> 00:02:14,823 -Thank you? 52 00:02:20,462 --> 00:02:23,865 -Thank you! -You're welcome. 53 00:02:23,899 --> 00:02:25,734 Everything okay? 54 00:02:25,767 --> 00:02:27,569 Yeah. It's just a work thing. 55 00:02:27,602 --> 00:02:28,904 It can wait. 56 00:02:28,937 --> 00:02:30,705 Tonight is all about celebrating 57 00:02:30,739 --> 00:02:33,608 my gorgeous girlfriend and soon-to-be bestselling author. 58 00:02:34,709 --> 00:02:36,912 Tonight doesn't happen without you. 59 00:02:36,945 --> 00:02:39,214 I'm proud of you, baby. I love you. 60 00:02:42,417 --> 00:02:44,419 Ugh. I hear the room rate at the Standard 61 00:02:44,452 --> 00:02:45,921 is discounted on Tuesdays. 62 00:02:48,256 --> 00:02:49,624 You actually did the damn thing. 63 00:02:49,658 --> 00:02:50,926 Congratulations. 64 00:02:50,959 --> 00:02:52,627 That means a lot coming from you, Barb. 65 00:02:52,661 --> 00:02:54,462 I really appreciate you coming out. 66 00:02:54,496 --> 00:02:57,632 I'm on the hunt for a waiter with free booze and tiny food. 67 00:02:57,666 --> 00:03:00,735 Have you tried the crab cakes? They are bite-sized yum! 68 00:03:00,769 --> 00:03:02,504 I'm too nervous to eat. 69 00:03:02,537 --> 00:03:03,705 But it's already written. 70 00:03:03,738 --> 00:03:06,741 Now you just wait for all these single Black girls 71 00:03:06,775 --> 00:03:08,310 with big dreams 72 00:03:08,343 --> 00:03:10,512 and too much attitude to buy it. 73 00:03:10,545 --> 00:03:12,414 -Did you read it? -No. 74 00:03:12,447 --> 00:03:15,350 But look at you and all these pages! 75 00:03:16,785 --> 00:03:18,386 Ooh, crab cakes. 76 00:03:20,589 --> 00:03:22,290 ♪ Ella ♪ 77 00:03:22,324 --> 00:03:24,492 So, not-so-good news. 78 00:03:24,526 --> 00:03:28,263 Some of the early reviews are... less than stellar. 79 00:03:28,296 --> 00:03:30,865 -Oh, my God. They hate me. -Sweetie, don't spiral. 80 00:03:30,899 --> 00:03:31,900 It's not a huge deal. 81 00:03:31,933 --> 00:03:34,569 I just wanted to let you know so you won't get blindsided. 82 00:03:34,603 --> 00:03:35,704 What are you doing? No. 83 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:36,738 I'm not letting you do this right now. 84 00:03:36,771 --> 00:03:37,839 No. Okay. 85 00:03:37,872 --> 00:03:39,741 there are some sentiments 86 00:03:39,774 --> 00:03:41,376 that you may have abandoned your core audience 87 00:03:41,409 --> 00:03:42,877 to become more palatable. 88 00:03:42,911 --> 00:03:44,279 What? 89 00:03:44,312 --> 00:03:45,647 Also, the words "banal" and "trite" were used, 90 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:49,284 but screw those self-righteous, Pussyhat-wearing critics. 91 00:03:49,317 --> 00:03:50,819 What about the sales projections? 92 00:03:50,852 --> 00:03:52,387 Oh, it's all very fluid. 93 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:54,289 Just enjoy your party, okay? 94 00:03:54,322 --> 00:03:56,558 André Leon Talley is here. Mm-hmm. 95 00:03:59,561 --> 00:04:02,530 Okay, that is a whole moment you got going on there. 96 00:04:02,564 --> 00:04:04,833 Yes, darling, it's a look. 97 00:04:04,866 --> 00:04:06,034 You like? 98 00:04:06,267 --> 00:04:07,736 Jason thought it was too risqué. 99 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:10,271 Mm, for a book party? Shocking. 100 00:04:10,305 --> 00:04:13,375 Ella, this party is everything! 101 00:04:13,408 --> 00:04:14,609 I'm so proud of you! 102 00:04:14,643 --> 00:04:15,977 I really hope that you're soaking all this up. 103 00:04:16,011 --> 00:04:18,346 I was, until five minutes ago. 104 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:20,348 Apparently my book got some shitty reviews. 105 00:04:20,382 --> 00:04:21,950 Do reviews matter anymore? 106 00:04:21,983 --> 00:04:24,019 I'm a writer. Haven't you heard? 107 00:04:24,052 --> 00:04:25,720 We're all deeply insecure. 108 00:04:25,754 --> 00:04:27,322 Forget the reviews. 109 00:04:27,355 --> 00:04:30,058 I just saw André Leon Talley with Pat Field. 110 00:04:30,291 --> 00:04:31,393 Oh, my God. Where? I love them. 111 00:04:31,426 --> 00:04:33,395 Guys, what if my book doesn't sell? 112 00:04:33,428 --> 00:04:34,496 I don't have a backup plan. 113 00:04:34,529 --> 00:04:35,697 Okay, okay. 114 00:04:35,730 --> 00:04:37,565 Do not do your negative energy woe-is-me thing. 115 00:04:37,599 --> 00:04:38,900 This is your moment. 116 00:04:38,933 --> 00:04:41,636 And you get to choose how you experience it. 117 00:04:41,670 --> 00:04:43,338 Look around. 118 00:04:43,371 --> 00:04:45,907 This is what you asked for. 119 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:47,575 Yum. Are those lamb pops? 120 00:04:47,609 --> 00:04:49,044 Oh. 121 00:04:49,077 --> 00:04:53,314 ♪ We're running We're running, we're running ♪ 122 00:04:53,348 --> 00:04:55,417 ♪ We run the world We run the ♪ 123 00:04:55,450 --> 00:04:58,853 To be clear, it was not what I asked for. 124 00:04:58,887 --> 00:05:01,423 I didn't ask for osteoporosis 125 00:05:01,456 --> 00:05:03,391 or for my shit commute 126 00:05:03,425 --> 00:05:05,427 or for my tax guy to retire 127 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:07,996 and only send notification by paper mail. 128 00:05:08,029 --> 00:05:09,431 Who sends paper mail? 129 00:05:10,598 --> 00:05:13,334 Ella, what is it you think you asked for? 130 00:05:13,368 --> 00:05:16,071 I asked for success, to amplify my voice. 131 00:05:16,104 --> 00:05:17,605 And you had a book published. 132 00:05:17,639 --> 00:05:19,541 So a few people didn't like it. 133 00:05:19,574 --> 00:05:20,942 It's no longer an accomplishment? 134 00:05:20,975 --> 00:05:22,744 I thought it was the beginning of my career, 135 00:05:22,777 --> 00:05:23,978 but it damn near ended it. 136 00:05:24,012 --> 00:05:25,046 How? 137 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,648 Sure, it would've been nice 138 00:05:26,681 --> 00:05:28,950 if the reviews were a little better. 139 00:05:28,983 --> 00:05:32,687 But, you know, life isn't always gonna kiss your ass, sweetheart. 140 00:05:33,555 --> 00:05:35,590 You have osteoporosis? 141 00:05:35,623 --> 00:05:37,392 You have such good posture. 142 00:05:37,425 --> 00:05:39,761 It's my lumbar pillow. It's made of Hyper Foam. 143 00:05:39,794 --> 00:05:41,396 Oh. 144 00:05:41,429 --> 00:05:43,932 You know, whenever we talk about this particular night, 145 00:05:43,965 --> 00:05:46,000 you always mention what Renee was wearing. 146 00:05:46,034 --> 00:05:47,035 Why? 147 00:06:19,934 --> 00:06:22,036 Renee does things I would never do. 148 00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:23,905 I would wear the bridesmaid's dress 149 00:06:23,938 --> 00:06:26,040 that she picked out even if I hated it. 150 00:06:26,074 --> 00:06:28,710 I did, in fact, wear a very hideous 151 00:06:28,743 --> 00:06:30,678 poofy chiffon number in her wedding, 152 00:06:30,712 --> 00:06:32,147 but I would never ask to have it altered 153 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:34,015 with a slit up to my cervix. 154 00:06:34,048 --> 00:06:36,985 Well, this can't be a surprise to you. 155 00:06:37,018 --> 00:06:40,155 No. I mean, this is who Renee is. 156 00:06:40,188 --> 00:06:41,589 She's been on a crusade 157 00:06:41,623 --> 00:06:43,458 to make sure everyone knows she's there 158 00:06:43,491 --> 00:06:46,461 ever since her mom started letting her dress herself in the fourth grade. 159 00:06:46,494 --> 00:06:49,531 But this is really not about the way she dresses, is it? 160 00:06:50,131 --> 00:06:53,701 No. She always looks amazing. 161 00:06:53,735 --> 00:06:55,837 -It's just, she never thinks about– -About what? 162 00:06:55,870 --> 00:06:57,939 About what other people think of her? 163 00:06:57,972 --> 00:06:59,874 Should she? 164 00:06:59,908 --> 00:07:01,576 Yes. 165 00:07:01,609 --> 00:07:02,677 No. 166 00:07:02,710 --> 00:07:04,445 Sometimes. 167 00:07:04,479 --> 00:07:06,147 She just walks around not giving a fuck. 168 00:07:06,181 --> 00:07:09,117 Well, perhaps you resent Renee's ability to be free. 169 00:07:11,186 --> 00:07:14,756 Well, when I allow myself freedom, bad things happen. 170 00:07:14,789 --> 00:07:18,493 I go to one club on a weeknight and end up sleeping with a guy I just met. 171 00:07:18,526 --> 00:07:21,462 -I mean, who does that? -It's New York, honey. Most people. 172 00:07:21,496 --> 00:07:23,498 -Well, I'm not most people. -I know. 173 00:07:23,531 --> 00:07:27,468 You're the person who never wants anyone to be mad at her ever. 174 00:07:28,636 --> 00:07:31,039 ♪ Shake dat thing Ms. Cana, Cana ♪ 175 00:07:31,072 --> 00:07:32,473 ♪ Shake dat thing ♪ 176 00:07:32,507 --> 00:07:33,808 ♪ Ms. Annabella ♪ 177 00:07:33,842 --> 00:07:35,777 ♪ Shake dat thing, yow Donna, Donna ♪ 178 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:37,145 ♪ Jodi and Rebecca... ♪ 179 00:07:37,178 --> 00:07:38,646 Hurry up, Whitney. 180 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,982 What's taking so long with those drinks? 181 00:07:41,015 --> 00:07:42,250 ♪ When da beat drops ♪ 182 00:07:42,483 --> 00:07:44,485 ♪ Just keep swingin' it Get jiggy... ♪ 183 00:07:44,519 --> 00:07:46,020 When are they gonna start playing the juke music? 184 00:07:46,054 --> 00:07:49,557 You know what? I'm ready to per-co-late! 185 00:07:49,591 --> 00:07:51,626 I'm waiting for the reggae set. 186 00:07:51,659 --> 00:07:53,228 Where are the cuties? 187 00:07:53,261 --> 00:07:55,029 ♪ Gyal Nobody can tell you nothin' ♪ 188 00:07:55,063 --> 00:07:56,664 ♪ Cuh' you don't know Your destiny... ♪ 189 00:07:56,698 --> 00:07:57,932 Of course. 190 00:07:57,966 --> 00:07:59,634 Tall, light skin, long hair wins every time. 191 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:01,169 Mm-hmm. Um, excuse me? 192 00:08:01,202 --> 00:08:04,239 Boys literally just stopped calling me Big Bird yesterday. 193 00:08:04,272 --> 00:08:06,207 Remember? "She tall and she yellow"? 194 00:08:06,241 --> 00:08:08,243 Well, now they're calling you America's next top model. 195 00:08:08,276 --> 00:08:09,777 Right. 196 00:08:09,811 --> 00:08:11,546 No one's interested in your pretty-girl problems. 197 00:08:11,579 --> 00:08:13,281 Well, I'm not interested in those guys. 198 00:08:13,514 --> 00:08:15,984 -Then why did you smile at them? -Because I'm nice. 199 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:18,620 ♪ In di car wid us Dem nah war with us... ♪ 200 00:08:18,653 --> 00:08:20,855 Uh, keep walking. Mm-mm. 201 00:08:20,889 --> 00:08:22,523 Bye. 202 00:08:22,557 --> 00:08:24,092 They were totally into you. 203 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:25,827 Girl, they were booger-wolves. 204 00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:27,795 Plus, you can't hog all the cuties. 205 00:08:27,829 --> 00:08:28,963 I'm not hogging anything. 206 00:08:28,997 --> 00:08:31,299 Do you think I wanted to wear this tonight? 207 00:08:31,532 --> 00:08:33,601 I'm trying not to be noticed for you guys. 208 00:08:33,635 --> 00:08:36,037 Bitch, ain't nobody asked you to do that. 209 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,308 Are you sure you wouldn't be more comfortable 210 00:08:40,541 --> 00:08:41,576 sitting on the couch? 211 00:08:41,609 --> 00:08:43,778 No, I know you see a lot of people on the edge, 212 00:08:43,811 --> 00:08:45,647 and I don't wanna catch anyone else's crazy. 213 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,181 -Mm-hmm. 214 00:08:47,215 --> 00:08:48,583 So you're upset 215 00:08:48,616 --> 00:08:50,718 that Whitney was acquiescing to your feelings? 216 00:08:50,752 --> 00:08:52,854 I don't need her to play small for me. 217 00:08:52,887 --> 00:08:55,290 You know, Whitney's need to be liked by everyone 218 00:08:55,323 --> 00:08:57,225 is actually a burden on all of us. 219 00:08:57,258 --> 00:08:59,594 If she's gonna be a doormat, that's on her. 220 00:08:59,627 --> 00:09:01,195 But she didn't give in to your demand 221 00:09:01,229 --> 00:09:02,630 to alter the bridesmaid dress, 222 00:09:02,664 --> 00:09:03,898 and you can't accept that. 223 00:09:03,932 --> 00:09:06,200 Nancy, you're supposed to be on my side. 224 00:09:06,234 --> 00:09:07,869 I was seeing you first. 225 00:09:07,902 --> 00:09:09,070 Let's not forget that, boo-boo. 226 00:09:09,103 --> 00:09:11,139 And yet, I see you the least. 227 00:09:11,973 --> 00:09:14,909 And for the life of me, I don't understand how you all didn't realize 228 00:09:14,943 --> 00:09:19,681 you were seeing the same therapist until after you were all seeing me. 229 00:09:19,714 --> 00:09:23,084 But, seriously, I'm your favorite, right? 230 00:09:23,117 --> 00:09:25,086 I'm definitely the most complex. 231 00:09:25,119 --> 00:09:27,055 Renee, focus. 232 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:29,991 Why can't you respect Whitney's feelings about the dress? 233 00:09:31,592 --> 00:09:33,261 I know she's the bride. 234 00:09:33,294 --> 00:09:34,796 But so what? 235 00:09:34,829 --> 00:09:36,731 We all have things we're going through. 236 00:09:36,764 --> 00:09:38,833 I mean, why does everybody have to cater to her? 237 00:09:38,866 --> 00:09:40,668 No one ever does that shit for me! 238 00:09:42,804 --> 00:09:46,007 Jason and I have made a decision. 239 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,242 We're not having kids. 240 00:09:48,276 --> 00:09:49,844 I thought we already knew this. 241 00:09:49,877 --> 00:09:51,946 Yes, because I never wanted kids anyway, 242 00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:54,782 but now we've discussed it and agreed upon it. 243 00:09:54,816 --> 00:09:56,117 So it's official. 244 00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:58,186 And college tuition's gonna be half a mil 245 00:09:58,219 --> 00:10:00,121 by the time the little sucker's 18. 246 00:10:00,154 --> 00:10:03,191 Also, I don't wanna move to Brooklyn and join Mocha Moms. 247 00:10:03,224 --> 00:10:07,261 And the best vaginal rejuvenation guy in the city just died. 248 00:10:07,295 --> 00:10:09,831 And I'm not about to push out a baby and have my vagina wrecked 249 00:10:09,864 --> 00:10:12,200 without an expert who can restore it to its former glory. 250 00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:13,935 Dr. Corvin died? 251 00:10:13,968 --> 00:10:16,170 Yeah. Heart attack. 252 00:10:16,204 --> 00:10:18,272 Big loss for the vaginal community. 253 00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:20,875 Anyway... 254 00:10:20,908 --> 00:10:23,711 Now Jason and I can travel the world 255 00:10:23,745 --> 00:10:25,646 and live a life of endless summers. 256 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:26,981 -Sounds good. -Sounds like a plan. 257 00:10:27,015 --> 00:10:30,351 -Good for you. 258 00:10:33,287 --> 00:10:34,756 And who was that? 259 00:10:34,789 --> 00:10:37,025 Professor Matthew Powell. 260 00:10:37,058 --> 00:10:39,127 These are not school hours. 261 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,828 Daytime booty call. 262 00:10:40,862 --> 00:10:42,764 Stop! 263 00:10:44,065 --> 00:10:45,900 We are trying to keep it professional. 264 00:10:47,101 --> 00:10:48,936 Obviously, I would like to fuck his brains out. 265 00:10:52,373 --> 00:10:54,409 Oh, I've always had a professor fantasy. 266 00:10:54,442 --> 00:10:56,811 He calls me in after class, 267 00:10:56,844 --> 00:10:59,981 then we shove all the books off the desk and fuck with the blinds open. 268 00:11:01,049 --> 00:11:02,683 Oh. 269 00:11:02,717 --> 00:11:05,086 Okay, well, I'm pretty sure Matthew is into me, 270 00:11:05,119 --> 00:11:07,455 but we obviously have to consider the ethical repercussions. 271 00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:08,956 I say do it. 272 00:11:08,990 --> 00:11:11,192 Do it, do it, do it. 273 00:11:11,225 --> 00:11:14,162 -Do it, do it, do it, do it. 274 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,897 Sounds like a horrible decision 275 00:11:15,930 --> 00:11:18,699 that could possibly fuck up everything you've worked for. 276 00:11:18,733 --> 00:11:20,401 But, hey, listen to them. 277 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:25,006 I told these bitches about a real-life decision, 278 00:11:25,039 --> 00:11:27,208 and, somehow, that was less important 279 00:11:27,241 --> 00:11:29,477 than Sondi theoretically fucking some dude! 280 00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:32,313 No one seems to give a shit that I'm getting a divorce, 281 00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:35,716 childless, and starting over for retirement! 282 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:37,752 But you chose to get divorced, 283 00:11:37,785 --> 00:11:40,021 and you chose not to have children. 284 00:11:40,054 --> 00:11:42,890 Perhaps your friends think they're supporting your choices. 285 00:11:42,924 --> 00:11:44,859 Well, my choices suck right now. 286 00:11:44,892 --> 00:11:46,761 But you present them like they're 100%. 287 00:11:46,794 --> 00:11:48,863 You damn near dare anyone to question you. 288 00:11:48,896 --> 00:11:50,231 How dare you? 289 00:11:50,264 --> 00:11:52,433 Well, honey, this is what you pay me for. 290 00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:55,403 Renee, you gotta open up to your friends, 291 00:11:55,436 --> 00:11:57,438 or there's no way they can support you. 292 00:11:57,472 --> 00:11:58,773 Whatever. 293 00:11:58,806 --> 00:11:59,807 Yeah, at this point, 294 00:11:59,841 --> 00:12:02,009 we've known each other longer than we've not known each other. 295 00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:04,045 -They should know what I need. -Oh, yeah? 296 00:12:04,078 --> 00:12:06,881 They have nothing better to do than sit around trying to read your mind? 297 00:12:06,914 --> 00:12:08,349 I don't think that's too much to ask. 298 00:12:08,382 --> 00:12:10,885 You see? This is what I'm talking about. 299 00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:12,186 You can be a little tough. 300 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:13,488 I'm tough? 301 00:12:18,459 --> 00:12:21,129 And I quote, "Jane Of All Shades 302 00:12:21,162 --> 00:12:23,397 should be renamed Jane Of No Shades." 303 00:12:23,431 --> 00:12:24,832 That's not even clever! 304 00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:27,235 Uh-uh. 305 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:28,936 You gonna let @mamaireads get you down? 306 00:12:28,970 --> 00:12:31,339 Girl, she's so stupid, she has to tell people she reads. 307 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:34,242 Well, I liked your book. 308 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,410 This is the most I have ever related to your writing. 309 00:12:36,444 --> 00:12:37,445 Ouch. 310 00:12:37,478 --> 00:12:41,048 Your writing was always so much more "hear me roar" than I am, 311 00:12:41,082 --> 00:12:43,251 but I love that this book embraced what it means 312 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:45,186 to be both independent and wanting. 313 00:12:45,219 --> 00:12:47,421 "Wanting"? Am I wanting? 314 00:12:47,455 --> 00:12:50,892 Well, I'm wanting this McQueen jacket you have on in this cover photo. 315 00:12:50,925 --> 00:12:53,895 Why do I have to be the same person I was when I was 24? 316 00:12:53,928 --> 00:12:55,096 Can't I evolve? 317 00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:56,430 Ella, I think you're brilliant. 318 00:12:56,464 --> 00:12:58,032 But let's be honest. 319 00:12:58,065 --> 00:13:01,135 You've been dickmatized by Anderson for the past two years, 320 00:13:01,169 --> 00:13:03,804 so this book reads less "free your mind" 321 00:13:03,838 --> 00:13:05,940 and more "home on the range." 322 00:13:05,973 --> 00:13:07,141 I'm sorry. 323 00:13:07,175 --> 00:13:09,944 But this is not the feminist free sexploration 324 00:13:09,977 --> 00:13:13,981 that you promised your readers or yourself. 325 00:13:14,015 --> 00:13:15,816 You want me to slap her? 326 00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:18,085 I've always wanted to know what it felt like to slap a bitch. 327 00:13:18,119 --> 00:13:19,353 It's actually quite rewarding. 328 00:13:19,387 --> 00:13:20,588 Who you slapped? 329 00:13:20,821 --> 00:13:21,989 Oh, this Becky at Harvard 330 00:13:22,023 --> 00:13:24,025 who kept trying to blow Ola sophomore year. 331 00:13:24,058 --> 00:13:26,928 Her hand was on his thigh, then I found my hand on her face. 332 00:13:26,961 --> 00:13:28,396 Oh, now I have to do it. 333 00:13:28,429 --> 00:13:30,231 Sondi, bring your face over here. 334 00:13:30,264 --> 00:13:31,399 -Girl. 335 00:13:31,432 --> 00:13:33,534 Ella, I am not trying to be mean, 336 00:13:33,568 --> 00:13:35,937 but I don't know who this book is for. 337 00:13:37,572 --> 00:13:40,341 Seriously, just give me the word, and I'll smack her. 338 00:13:40,374 --> 00:13:41,509 Oh, jeez. 339 00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:42,577 Okay. 340 00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:45,446 So I may come off as harsh at times. 341 00:13:45,479 --> 00:13:48,216 But your real friends stab you in the front, 342 00:13:48,249 --> 00:13:49,917 and then they have your back. 343 00:13:49,951 --> 00:13:51,953 It's our frickin' friend motto since Spelman. 344 00:13:51,986 --> 00:13:54,455 A stabbing from a friend is still a stabbing. 345 00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:56,123 But I'm the mirror friend. 346 00:13:56,157 --> 00:13:59,293 That's what sisters are. We're mirrors to each other. 347 00:13:59,327 --> 00:14:02,296 You can't hide from your friends, and you can't hide from the mirror. 348 00:14:03,864 --> 00:14:06,133 Ella is–she's not ev– I mean– 349 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:07,435 Uh, I don't know. 350 00:14:09,036 --> 00:14:10,504 She's not defending me. 351 00:14:11,539 --> 00:14:13,374 Who do you need defending from? 352 00:14:13,407 --> 00:14:17,011 I feel like I'm under a microscope. 353 00:14:17,044 --> 00:14:18,212 And–and she knows 354 00:14:18,246 --> 00:14:21,015 how serious my relationship with Matthew is, 355 00:14:21,048 --> 00:14:23,551 and it's like she doesn't care that I'm being disrespected. 356 00:14:23,584 --> 00:14:25,987 Is this about that professor woman? 357 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:27,288 'Cause didn't we decide last week 358 00:14:27,321 --> 00:14:29,190 she's a clueless bitch and fuck her? 359 00:14:29,223 --> 00:14:30,358 We did. 360 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:34,161 All I'm saying is, when Ella really needs me, 361 00:14:34,195 --> 00:14:36,530 I am there for her blindly. 362 00:14:36,564 --> 00:14:38,099 No questions asked. 363 00:14:38,132 --> 00:14:41,502 ♪ Say that I'm single as fuck ♪ 364 00:14:41,535 --> 00:14:43,137 Here. Sip. - [Fousheé] ♪ Single as fuck ♪ 365 00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:44,572 Mm-mm. 366 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,209 I can't believe Anderson left me. 367 00:14:48,242 --> 00:14:51,045 Didn't you say he was going to go work in South Africa? 368 00:14:51,078 --> 00:14:53,114 Yes. He left me. 369 00:14:53,147 --> 00:14:55,349 But did he actually break up with you? 370 00:14:55,383 --> 00:14:57,518 Are you not hearing me? 371 00:14:57,551 --> 00:14:59,287 He left me. 372 00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:02,657 He didn't mention moving at all? 373 00:15:02,690 --> 00:15:04,625 No! He probably didn't want me to think 374 00:15:04,659 --> 00:15:06,627 that he was leaving me at the worst time of my life 375 00:15:06,661 --> 00:15:08,529 because he was actually leaving me 376 00:15:08,562 --> 00:15:10,998 at the worst time of my life. 377 00:15:11,032 --> 00:15:12,500 Aww. 378 00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:17,938 Great. 379 00:15:17,972 --> 00:15:22,076 It smells like him. 380 00:15:22,109 --> 00:15:25,579 Is it wrong to burn a $300 goose-down pillow? 381 00:15:25,613 --> 00:15:27,148 How do you own this? 382 00:15:27,181 --> 00:15:29,216 Swag bag, VMAs. 383 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,686 I mean, I could take it off your hands for you if you want. 384 00:15:33,187 --> 00:15:36,157 He's probably ashamed to be with me. 385 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:39,727 ♪whattheElla trended for six hours after my Reddit AMA, 386 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,562 so he probably thinks I'm a loser. 387 00:15:41,595 --> 00:15:43,230 You are not a loser. 388 00:15:43,264 --> 00:15:44,965 He's a loser. Fucking loser. 389 00:15:44,999 --> 00:15:48,636 -But he's the love of my life. -Let's not get hyperbolic. 390 00:15:48,669 --> 00:15:50,204 [Fousheé] ♪ Single as fuck... ♪ 391 00:15:50,237 --> 00:15:53,274 Maybe you should eat something. 392 00:16:00,281 --> 00:16:01,649 ♪ Single as fuck... ♪ 393 00:16:01,682 --> 00:16:03,684 Remember the last time I ate 5 Napkin 394 00:16:03,718 --> 00:16:06,053 and I got so drunk, I threw up all over my bed? 395 00:16:06,087 --> 00:16:08,723 I got you, boo. I'll make sure you puke into the toilet. 396 00:16:08,756 --> 00:16:10,524 Or, you know, somewhere close to it. 397 00:16:15,096 --> 00:16:18,065 I never thought Anderson was worth crying over, okay? 398 00:16:18,099 --> 00:16:20,101 But, hey, she likes him, I love him. 399 00:16:20,134 --> 00:16:21,502 She is in no position 400 00:16:21,535 --> 00:16:23,137 to judge my relationship with Matthew. 401 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:24,372 When did she judge? 402 00:16:24,405 --> 00:16:26,574 I can't help that he's successful. 403 00:16:26,607 --> 00:16:28,743 And, yes, he helps me in my career, 404 00:16:28,776 --> 00:16:30,344 but we work in the same field. 405 00:16:30,378 --> 00:16:31,412 How can he not? 406 00:16:31,445 --> 00:16:32,780 I feel like I missed something. 407 00:16:33,013 --> 00:16:34,148 And then at the party, 408 00:16:34,181 --> 00:16:35,649 she's standing in the corner watching me, 409 00:16:35,683 --> 00:16:38,786 and I know she's sitting there thinking I'm acting like a missus 410 00:16:39,019 --> 00:16:41,021 and he's not my husband yet, 411 00:16:41,055 --> 00:16:43,391 and, of course, when Baptiste calls me out, 412 00:16:43,424 --> 00:16:47,027 Ella says nothing because she agrees with her! 413 00:16:47,061 --> 00:16:49,330 Okay, let's say that's what Ella was thinking– 414 00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:52,266 that you're a missus and blah, blah, blah. 415 00:16:53,734 --> 00:16:57,438 Who's giving it life? Who's making any of it matter? 416 00:17:00,241 --> 00:17:01,342 I am? 417 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,444 Mirror, mirror, sweetheart. 418 00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:18,526 You seem pretty convinced your life ended two years ago. 419 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,828 I spent my early 20s feeling special! 420 00:17:21,061 --> 00:17:22,296 My future was bright. 421 00:17:22,329 --> 00:17:23,597 I was highly favored– 422 00:17:23,631 --> 00:17:26,400 all the Black-girl magic jargon in full effect, 423 00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:28,702 and then, bam, it evaporated. 424 00:17:28,736 --> 00:17:32,306 Now I'm stuck at a job I was so sure I was better than, 425 00:17:32,339 --> 00:17:34,742 and that's only because Barb, God bless her, 426 00:17:34,775 --> 00:17:39,146 was gracious enough to give me a chance after I acted like an arrogant ass. 427 00:17:41,248 --> 00:17:42,550 Booyah. 428 00:17:46,153 --> 00:17:48,556 -Wow, it's... A lot. 429 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:49,723 I know. 430 00:17:49,757 --> 00:17:51,759 I put it on a slip of paper for effect. 431 00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:54,495 Editorial director. What do you say? 432 00:17:54,528 --> 00:17:57,331 It's very generous, but... 433 00:17:57,364 --> 00:17:58,666 I can't accept it. 434 00:17:58,699 --> 00:18:01,302 Ah. Trying to negotiate? 435 00:18:01,335 --> 00:18:03,771 Savvy. 436 00:18:03,804 --> 00:18:06,540 Barb, I'm gonna be busy... 437 00:18:06,574 --> 00:18:08,576 writing my first book! 438 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:09,844 It's gonna be a memoir. 439 00:18:09,877 --> 00:18:12,646 A memoir? At 29? 440 00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:16,150 I didn't become interesting until I was at least 34, 441 00:18:16,183 --> 00:18:17,685 and I have yet to write a fucking book. 442 00:18:17,718 --> 00:18:21,188 Look, I don't mean to shit all over your dreams, kiddo, 443 00:18:21,222 --> 00:18:24,525 but there's a big difference between being an influencer bloggy person 444 00:18:24,558 --> 00:18:25,726 and an actual author. 445 00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,495 It sounds like you're shitting on my dreams. 446 00:18:27,528 --> 00:18:29,797 Oh. You know I enjoy you. 447 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:32,867 Your little rants– "my hair's not my superpower," 448 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,735 uh, "my tears are expensive"– 449 00:18:34,768 --> 00:18:37,238 often make me LOL on the subway. 450 00:18:37,271 --> 00:18:39,273 But they're just musings. 451 00:18:39,306 --> 00:18:41,675 A hundred thousand followers disagree. 452 00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:43,677 Think you need to do a gut check. 453 00:18:43,711 --> 00:18:46,514 See if you're ready to go deep enough for a memoir. 454 00:18:46,547 --> 00:18:49,183 My publisher's just released a bestseller by an eight-year-old, 455 00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:52,152 proof that you're never too young if you have something to say. 456 00:18:52,186 --> 00:18:53,220 Yeah. 457 00:18:53,254 --> 00:18:56,457 You're talking about a third grader growing up in Syria during the civil war, 458 00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:59,293 'cause apples and war zones, dear. 459 00:18:59,326 --> 00:19:03,531 Barb, I value your opinion, truly, but... 460 00:19:03,564 --> 00:19:06,567 sometimes even you're wrong. 461 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,601 Name a time. 462 00:19:07,635 --> 00:19:08,869 Thank you. 463 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:14,542 Hmm. 464 00:19:14,575 --> 00:19:16,343 What a disaster. 465 00:19:16,377 --> 00:19:19,213 Okay, I don't know if she actually said, 466 00:19:19,246 --> 00:19:20,881 -"What a disaster," but– Listen. 467 00:19:20,915 --> 00:19:23,484 It makes sense that you've lost some confidence. 468 00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:25,319 We have to work on getting it back. 469 00:19:25,352 --> 00:19:27,955 Nanjo, I don't know if you get that feeling, 470 00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:30,457 that kind of invincibility back once you've lost it. 471 00:19:30,491 --> 00:19:32,826 All I think about now is financial security. 472 00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:34,795 It doesn't leave a whole lot of room for fearlessness. 473 00:19:34,828 --> 00:19:36,463 You're using this book as an excuse. 474 00:19:36,497 --> 00:19:38,666 It's not an excuse. It's what happened. 475 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,401 It's what's holding you back. 476 00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:41,735 And what's next? 477 00:19:41,769 --> 00:19:44,872 No one's gonna hire you to write this sad-sack tale. 478 00:19:44,905 --> 00:19:47,875 You have to think about what it is you wanna say. 479 00:19:47,908 --> 00:19:50,611 You know, it's been two years since you've written anything personal. 480 00:19:50,644 --> 00:19:53,414 It's because I'm too busy working at fuckin' Hot Tea Digest! 481 00:19:53,447 --> 00:19:54,748 You say that like it pains you. 482 00:19:54,782 --> 00:19:58,819 Last week we wrote a piece on the most popular dogs on TikTok. 483 00:19:58,852 --> 00:20:00,788 It's not exactly Pulitzer material. 484 00:20:00,821 --> 00:20:03,490 I follow Buddy the Beagle. He's adorable. 485 00:20:03,524 --> 00:20:04,792 Of course. 486 00:20:04,825 --> 00:20:08,762 Look, Hot Tea Digest is an opportunity, okay? 487 00:20:08,796 --> 00:20:11,231 You've got the talent, you've got the time, 488 00:20:11,265 --> 00:20:13,901 and if you choose to, you can start over. 489 00:20:13,934 --> 00:20:16,604 That is a luxury, not a burden. 490 00:20:17,638 --> 00:20:19,540 If you don't show up for your future, 491 00:20:19,573 --> 00:20:20,941 no one else will. 492 00:20:23,577 --> 00:20:25,379 You know, I'm surprised you didn't ask Matthew 493 00:20:25,412 --> 00:20:26,947 about what Baptiste said to you. 494 00:20:26,981 --> 00:20:29,550 Did I mention that Baptiste kept calling me "sis"? 495 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:30,684 You did. 496 00:20:30,718 --> 00:20:33,287 On our Zoom call, over and over. 497 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,989 Listen, maybe I'm old, 498 00:20:35,022 --> 00:20:37,925 maybe it's cultural, but I don't get why it's offensive. 499 00:20:39,927 --> 00:20:41,829 Never mind, Nancy, it's–it is. It's cultural. 500 00:20:41,862 --> 00:20:44,465 You know, Sondi, you're stifling yourself, 501 00:20:44,498 --> 00:20:46,033 and it's making you miserable. 502 00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:47,835 And it's why you're picking a fight with Ella. 503 00:20:47,868 --> 00:20:49,503 I'm not stifling myself. 504 00:20:49,536 --> 00:20:53,273 Well, you have made a lot of changes for Matthew. 505 00:20:53,307 --> 00:20:54,608 And now you're worried 506 00:20:54,642 --> 00:20:57,011 about what all those people you were showing off for 507 00:20:57,044 --> 00:20:58,712 are gonna think 508 00:20:58,746 --> 00:21:00,714 if you two don't work out. 509 00:21:03,651 --> 00:21:04,918 You know, honey, there's a difference 510 00:21:04,952 --> 00:21:07,921 between being your best and being the best. 511 00:21:07,955 --> 00:21:09,790 Like right now. 512 00:21:09,823 --> 00:21:11,792 Why don't you put your pen down, okay? 513 00:21:11,825 --> 00:21:14,728 I know every word that I utter is a literal gem, 514 00:21:14,762 --> 00:21:16,463 but I promise you, 515 00:21:16,497 --> 00:21:18,966 all the important stuff, you're gonna remember. 516 00:21:18,999 --> 00:21:21,568 You know, you work so hard at being perfect at everything, 517 00:21:21,602 --> 00:21:23,837 you're giving yourself anxiety. 518 00:21:23,871 --> 00:21:25,639 Are you sure that I just can't write that part down? 519 00:21:25,673 --> 00:21:27,508 'Cause I feel like I'm gonna miss some stuff. 520 00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:28,976 You know what? Okay. 521 00:21:29,009 --> 00:21:30,344 Okay. I'll just record. 522 00:21:30,377 --> 00:21:31,945 Oh, Whitney. 523 00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:35,349 -All right. -Seriously? 524 00:21:35,382 --> 00:21:36,383 Okay, here we go. 525 00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:38,552 You can't be mad at people for being selfish. 526 00:21:38,585 --> 00:21:41,321 Life is ultimately about self. 527 00:21:41,355 --> 00:21:44,324 And this tear of self-sabotage that you're on, 528 00:21:44,358 --> 00:21:46,527 it's only gonna get worse until you figure out 529 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,562 how to be kind to yourself. 530 00:21:48,595 --> 00:21:50,431 And then I don't know how to tell you this, 531 00:21:50,464 --> 00:21:53,067 but sometimes, you're gonna make mistakes. 532 00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:56,570 Well, I definitely aimed high on the mistake-achievement ladder. 533 00:21:56,603 --> 00:21:58,605 Well, you tend to overdo things, hon. 534 00:21:58,639 --> 00:22:01,341 If you're not gonna tell Ola that you cheated, 535 00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:02,409 just move on. 536 00:22:02,443 --> 00:22:03,711 Stop torturing yourself. 537 00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:08,816 Okay, what do I do about Renee and the slit? 538 00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:11,485 Let her have it. Don't let her have it. Who cares? 539 00:22:14,488 --> 00:22:15,889 Is it wrong 540 00:22:15,923 --> 00:22:18,892 that I wanna look amazing when I walk down the aisle 541 00:22:18,926 --> 00:22:20,728 with a man I'm divorcing? 542 00:22:20,761 --> 00:22:25,399 It shouldn't be a big deal if I wanna give him a little leg. 543 00:22:25,432 --> 00:22:27,067 Can't I have something I need for once? 544 00:22:27,101 --> 00:22:29,002 Your tits are not your needs, Renee. 545 00:22:29,036 --> 00:22:30,704 Maybe you should embrace the fact 546 00:22:30,738 --> 00:22:35,442 that wearing a shiny dress doesn't distract from the pain. 547 00:22:35,476 --> 00:22:38,979 There's nothing weak about wearing your feelings. 548 00:22:39,012 --> 00:22:41,915 And now a little homework before next week's session. 549 00:22:41,949 --> 00:22:44,718 And by the way, this all works a lot better 550 00:22:44,752 --> 00:22:47,621 if you show up more than once every three months. 551 00:22:47,654 --> 00:22:49,757 You see all of my friends on the regular. 552 00:22:49,790 --> 00:22:51,091 I asked them what they talked about, 553 00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:53,927 and I get my advice vicariously, you know? 554 00:22:53,961 --> 00:22:55,863 Buy-one-get-one-free therapy. 555 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:58,766 That's not how therapy works, Renee. 556 00:22:58,799 --> 00:23:01,502 Come on, honey. You're going through a divorce. 557 00:23:01,535 --> 00:23:02,936 You're afraid to be alone. 558 00:23:02,970 --> 00:23:04,838 You don't tell your friends what you're going through, 559 00:23:04,872 --> 00:23:06,974 you're gonna push them away. 560 00:23:07,007 --> 00:23:08,509 And you're gonna need them 561 00:23:08,542 --> 00:23:10,677 because you're refusing to do the work in here with me. 562 00:23:11,945 --> 00:23:14,615 So this week I want you to start conversations 563 00:23:14,648 --> 00:23:16,083 with an "I feel" statement. 564 00:23:17,851 --> 00:23:20,788 I feel... 565 00:23:20,821 --> 00:23:22,089 like this is a stupid assignment. 566 00:23:38,071 --> 00:23:40,507 Okay. Not "of course." You make up songs all the time. 567 00:23:40,541 --> 00:23:42,543 I do, I do, I know. Not "of course." 568 00:23:44,211 --> 00:23:45,679 Ladies. -Hey. 569 00:23:45,712 --> 00:23:47,681 -Hi. -How was Nancy? 570 00:23:47,714 --> 00:23:50,117 Hilarious as always. 571 00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:52,119 Apparently nothing is wrong with me. 572 00:23:52,152 --> 00:23:53,620 Oh, yeah. She's said that to me before. 573 00:23:53,654 --> 00:23:55,756 -She's never said that to me. -Me either. 574 00:23:55,789 --> 00:23:57,457 I always said you two were the craziest. 575 00:23:57,491 --> 00:24:00,527 -Hey, so about that slit. 576 00:24:00,561 --> 00:24:02,963 -I already called Amsale. No, no, don't. 577 00:24:02,996 --> 00:24:05,499 Okay. Um, everyone, I need your attention. 578 00:24:05,532 --> 00:24:08,535 Um... 579 00:24:08,569 --> 00:24:10,070 I feel... 580 00:24:10,103 --> 00:24:11,205 Oh? 581 00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:17,477 Maybe you haven't noticed, but... 582 00:24:17,511 --> 00:24:19,513 this divorce has been challenging for me 583 00:24:19,546 --> 00:24:21,648 and I'm flailing a little. 584 00:24:21,682 --> 00:24:23,917 This has been a lot harder than I expected. 585 00:24:23,951 --> 00:24:26,820 And I was so mad at Jason for so long, 586 00:24:26,854 --> 00:24:29,256 and now that the mad is wearing off, 587 00:24:29,489 --> 00:24:32,893 I'm scared of being alone forever. 588 00:24:32,926 --> 00:24:34,595 Oh, sweetie. 589 00:24:34,628 --> 00:24:36,630 I might not have sex with you, 590 00:24:36,663 --> 00:24:38,899 but you are not going to be alone. 591 00:24:38,932 --> 00:24:41,168 I could be in my condo for days, dying, 592 00:24:41,201 --> 00:24:42,836 with no one noticing as I rot. 593 00:24:42,870 --> 00:24:44,204 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 594 00:24:44,238 --> 00:24:47,507 Renee, no one is gonna let you decompose. 595 00:24:47,541 --> 00:24:50,110 Yeah, not even a little. You know we're here for you. 596 00:24:50,143 --> 00:24:51,211 That's right. 597 00:24:53,614 --> 00:24:55,015 Okay. Okay. 598 00:24:55,048 --> 00:24:57,184 We're–we're going to the sappy place, okay? 599 00:24:57,217 --> 00:24:59,720 All right. Who wants oysters? 600 00:24:59,753 --> 00:25:00,787 Okay. 601 00:25:02,222 --> 00:25:03,724 You guys, 602 00:25:03,757 --> 00:25:06,260 can I just say... 603 00:25:06,293 --> 00:25:07,961 I really love y'all. 604 00:25:07,995 --> 00:25:10,297 Oh, Lord, now you got the mushy one all worked up. 605 00:25:10,530 --> 00:25:12,199 No, but, seriously, like, 606 00:25:12,232 --> 00:25:14,701 I would do a bid for any one of y'all. 607 00:25:14,735 --> 00:25:15,869 Really? 608 00:25:15,903 --> 00:25:17,738 Yeah. -'Cause I would not. 609 00:25:17,771 --> 00:25:19,139 Not happening. 610 00:25:19,172 --> 00:25:21,108 I would frame every one of you to keep myself out of jail. 611 00:25:21,141 --> 00:25:23,176 Okay. Anyways... 612 00:25:24,945 --> 00:25:26,546 -I love you, guys! -It's fine. 613 00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:27,881 -Cheers to honesty. 614 00:25:27,915 --> 00:25:29,116 To honesty! 615 00:25:29,149 --> 00:25:31,084 Embarrass me in front of all these people. 616 00:25:31,118 --> 00:25:32,319 That's fine.