1 00:00:05,293 --> 00:00:06,695 Previously on Run the World... 2 00:00:07,028 --> 00:00:09,331 For your first assignment, you won a trip to cover 3 00:00:09,431 --> 00:00:12,367 Soulja Boy's Legends party tonight. 4 00:00:12,501 --> 00:00:15,504 Anderson? What are you doing here? 5 00:00:15,637 --> 00:00:16,605 I missed you, Ella. 6 00:00:20,375 --> 00:00:21,276 No. 7 00:00:21,376 --> 00:00:22,644 Well, I'm fucking 8 00:00:22,778 --> 00:00:24,413 my thesis advisor and kind of sort of 9 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:26,114 raising his kid in an undefined relationship, 10 00:00:26,248 --> 00:00:27,416 which makes our communication 11 00:00:27,516 --> 00:00:30,085 about me fake step parenting his daughter 12 00:00:30,218 --> 00:00:31,520 easy and effortless. 13 00:00:31,653 --> 00:00:32,621 You're getting married. 14 00:00:32,754 --> 00:00:34,089 You missed the window for entry. 15 00:00:34,222 --> 00:00:36,124 Well, apparently, I missed the window for everything 16 00:00:36,258 --> 00:00:38,660 because I spent my 20s fucking my college sweetheart 17 00:00:38,794 --> 00:00:39,795 instead of fucking that guy. 18 00:00:40,128 --> 00:00:42,764 That's Chris Cabrera. He's the community peen. 19 00:00:43,098 --> 00:00:44,733 Weddings are so overrated. 20 00:00:45,066 --> 00:00:48,537 Inspiring prenuptial insights from our only married friend. 21 00:00:49,738 --> 00:00:51,640 ♪ Make you wanna coca Your boom party ♪ 22 00:00:51,773 --> 00:00:53,842 ♪ Every y'all move back When my mind don't play ♪ 23 00:00:54,176 --> 00:00:55,844 ♪ Every y'all push back Like a real artist ♪ 24 00:01:00,348 --> 00:01:01,283 Ah, shit, I'm about to bust. 25 00:01:01,416 --> 00:01:02,818 Not...yet. 26 00:01:03,151 --> 00:01:04,085 Why not yet? 27 00:01:04,186 --> 00:01:06,254 Wait for it. 28 00:01:06,388 --> 00:01:08,290 Oh, fuck! 29 00:01:08,423 --> 00:01:09,558 Jesus, Renee! 30 00:01:09,691 --> 00:01:11,426 Oh, my bad. 31 00:01:11,526 --> 00:01:13,428 I was just trying to hit a reverse cowgirl. 32 00:01:13,562 --> 00:01:15,330 Ow! What was wrong with regular cowgirl? 33 00:01:26,308 --> 00:01:27,175 Did you have a private call 34 00:01:27,309 --> 00:01:28,510 with Al Roker this morning? 35 00:01:28,643 --> 00:01:30,178 Huh? 36 00:01:30,312 --> 00:01:32,280 You're looking real Hollywood in these Harlem streets. 37 00:01:32,414 --> 00:01:35,550 Oh, Matthew and I had a late night last night, 38 00:01:35,684 --> 00:01:38,753 so it's a sunglasses and Advil kind of morning. 39 00:01:38,887 --> 00:01:40,622 Aw, look at you two having fun. 40 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:46,394 Niggers! 41 00:01:54,269 --> 00:01:56,238 Honestly, I can't. 42 00:01:56,338 --> 00:01:57,305 -Ooh! -Oh, oh! 43 00:02:05,313 --> 00:02:07,215 ♪ We running, we running ♪ 44 00:02:07,349 --> 00:02:10,685 ♪ We run the world We run the world ♪ 45 00:02:10,785 --> 00:02:12,587 ♪ We run the world ♪ 46 00:02:12,687 --> 00:02:14,489 ♪ We running, we running ♪ 47 00:02:14,589 --> 00:02:16,391 ♪ We run the world ♪ 48 00:02:16,525 --> 00:02:19,728 ♪ We run the world We run the ♪ 49 00:02:19,861 --> 00:02:21,796 Yeah, the ER's pretty slow for a Saturday, 50 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:23,298 so I should be able to get outta here 51 00:02:23,398 --> 00:02:25,233 when my shift actually ends. 52 00:02:25,367 --> 00:02:26,635 Hey, your Aunt Feyi is the one 53 00:02:26,768 --> 00:02:27,903 who's hosting us tonight, right? 54 00:02:28,236 --> 00:02:30,939 She's your mom's third youngest sister, correct? 55 00:02:31,273 --> 00:02:33,508 Yes, correct. Impressive. 56 00:02:33,642 --> 00:02:35,377 Well, I've been studying the seating chart. 57 00:02:35,510 --> 00:02:37,245 Babe, I appreciate you making the effort, 58 00:02:37,379 --> 00:02:38,747 but that's not necessary. 59 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,515 No, your family is important to you, 60 00:02:40,649 --> 00:02:41,950 so your family is important to me. 61 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:43,552 You are important to me. 62 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:45,754 Aw, so you really like me, huh? 63 00:02:45,854 --> 00:02:47,656 I'm serious, Ola. 64 00:02:47,789 --> 00:02:49,724 I love you very much. 65 00:02:49,824 --> 00:02:51,826 I love you too. 66 00:02:51,927 --> 00:02:55,497 Now, my aunts came a long way to meet and judge you, 67 00:02:55,630 --> 00:02:56,932 -so please be on time. 68 00:02:57,232 --> 00:02:58,466 I'll be there with bells on. 69 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,368 Well, after dinner, uh, 70 00:03:00,502 --> 00:03:02,504 I wanna ring those bells. 71 00:03:02,604 --> 00:03:03,939 -Ooh. 72 00:03:04,272 --> 00:03:06,875 Take it off, take it off. 73 00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:08,310 -Take it off. 74 00:03:08,443 --> 00:03:09,277 Whitney? -Take it-- 75 00:03:09,411 --> 00:03:10,412 I got that research 76 00:03:10,545 --> 00:03:12,681 on the Beyond Burger IPO you wanted. 77 00:03:12,814 --> 00:03:14,349 Ah, I gotta go. I'll see you in a few. 78 00:03:14,482 --> 00:03:15,517 Bye, babe. 79 00:03:15,650 --> 00:03:17,719 -Oh, was that my mans, the Big O? -It was. 80 00:03:17,852 --> 00:03:19,487 I've never been to the wedding for a Nigerian prince before. 81 00:03:19,621 --> 00:03:20,956 Oh, you're not invited. 82 00:03:21,289 --> 00:03:22,557 -And he's not a prince. You sure? 83 00:03:22,691 --> 00:03:24,559 It's such a princely sounding name. 84 00:03:24,693 --> 00:03:25,961 Olabisi Adeyemo. 85 00:03:26,294 --> 00:03:27,295 Just don't. 86 00:03:27,429 --> 00:03:28,296 Hey, where's the honeymoon? 87 00:03:28,430 --> 00:03:29,297 Wait, don't tell me. 88 00:03:29,431 --> 00:03:32,567 The doctor and the banker go to... 89 00:03:32,701 --> 00:03:33,735 Bora Bora. 90 00:03:35,637 --> 00:03:37,439 -The Maldives. -Boom! 91 00:03:37,572 --> 00:03:38,773 That is straight baller status. 92 00:03:38,873 --> 00:03:40,742 You are, like, never coming back to work, are you? 93 00:03:40,842 --> 00:03:42,711 -Of course I am. Yeah, right. 94 00:03:42,844 --> 00:03:44,913 The Big O is gonna hit you with the old honeymoon pumps 95 00:03:45,246 --> 00:03:46,915 in a bumps and have you barefoot and pregnant 96 00:03:47,015 --> 00:03:48,483 by the time you cross back over the Atlantic. 97 00:03:48,617 --> 00:03:50,318 I am not getting pregnant, and I am absolutely 98 00:03:50,452 --> 00:03:52,020 -coming back to work. -Okay. 99 00:03:52,354 --> 00:03:53,989 I mean, that's what all the boss chicks say, 100 00:03:54,289 --> 00:03:55,890 and then three months later, they bounce. 101 00:03:56,024 --> 00:03:58,293 Stop being such a sexist moron. 102 00:03:58,426 --> 00:04:00,595 These days, women go back to work much faster. 103 00:04:00,729 --> 00:04:02,597 Just pump and freeze and leave the baby with a nanny. 104 00:04:02,731 --> 00:04:04,633 Great, you're all still here. 105 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:07,002 Uh, Brett Peters from Eco Cheese just called. 106 00:04:07,335 --> 00:04:09,371 He's in town, and he wants us-- meaning you-- 107 00:04:09,504 --> 00:04:11,773 to take him to dinner tonight at one of those vegan places 108 00:04:11,906 --> 00:04:14,376 where they substitute cauliflower for steak. 109 00:04:14,509 --> 00:04:16,311 Uh, George, I have a wedding appointment tonight 110 00:04:16,444 --> 00:04:18,313 -that I cannot-- -Oh, I'll do it. Brett loves me. 111 00:04:18,413 --> 00:04:20,949 No, he loves Whitney, so he gets Whitney. 112 00:04:21,282 --> 00:04:22,751 You get to go and learn. 113 00:04:22,884 --> 00:04:24,953 I'm sorry about the wedding stuff. 114 00:04:25,286 --> 00:04:26,354 You got this? 115 00:04:26,488 --> 00:04:27,489 I got it. 116 00:04:29,591 --> 00:04:31,459 ♪ Yeah ♪ 117 00:04:31,593 --> 00:04:32,961 ♪ Thatha! ♪ 118 00:04:33,294 --> 00:04:33,895 -♪ You got issues ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 119 00:04:34,029 --> 00:04:35,664 ♪ You got issues You got issues ♪ 120 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,832 -♪ Thatha! ♪ -♪ Ngo vivi ♪ 121 00:04:40,435 --> 00:04:41,703 G'day, ladies. What can I get you? 122 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:42,771 We'll take three mimosas. 123 00:04:42,904 --> 00:04:44,372 Three gin martinis, straight up. 124 00:04:44,506 --> 00:04:45,473 Must be a hard morning. 125 00:04:45,607 --> 00:04:46,675 Actually, getting divorced 126 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:48,309 is surprisingly easy. 127 00:04:48,443 --> 00:04:49,911 -Cheers! -Okay. 128 00:04:50,045 --> 00:04:51,312 What did Jason do this time? 129 00:04:51,446 --> 00:04:53,448 Leave black socks on the floor? 130 00:04:53,581 --> 00:04:55,784 No. I kicked him in the head. 131 00:04:55,917 --> 00:04:57,519 -Huh. -Mm-hmm. 132 00:04:57,652 --> 00:04:59,521 Yeah, I'm trying to picture that in my mind, 133 00:04:59,654 --> 00:05:01,890 but the logistics of it are escaping me. 134 00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:04,325 Well, I was fucking him on top, 135 00:05:04,459 --> 00:05:06,795 and I tried to turn around without dismounting, 136 00:05:06,928 --> 00:05:09,831 and I kicked him in the face. 137 00:05:09,931 --> 00:05:11,332 She was born without a filter. 138 00:05:11,466 --> 00:05:13,601 -Was he hurt? -He bruises if you pinch him. 139 00:05:13,735 --> 00:05:15,737 He has yellow undertones. 140 00:05:15,870 --> 00:05:16,938 You could've broken my nose. 141 00:05:17,072 --> 00:05:18,339 I said I'm sorry. 142 00:05:18,473 --> 00:05:20,075 Stop acting like a pussy. God. 143 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:22,110 Well, that's not very Black feminist of you, is it? 144 00:05:23,645 --> 00:05:25,113 Right. 145 00:05:25,413 --> 00:05:27,415 The feminist part of me is supposed to be okay 146 00:05:27,549 --> 00:05:29,818 with supporting you financially while you chase a pipe dream, 147 00:05:29,951 --> 00:05:31,753 but calling you a pussy? 148 00:05:31,886 --> 00:05:34,122 That's off-limits. 149 00:05:34,422 --> 00:05:36,024 I thought you believed in the band. 150 00:05:36,357 --> 00:05:38,093 I do believe in the band. 151 00:05:38,426 --> 00:05:39,427 I don't believe in you 152 00:05:39,561 --> 00:05:40,962 quitting your job to manage them. 153 00:05:41,096 --> 00:05:43,431 When we blow up... 154 00:05:43,531 --> 00:05:45,467 I'm not gonna let you take a selfie with us. 155 00:05:49,537 --> 00:05:50,638 Mm-mm. 156 00:05:52,373 --> 00:05:53,041 Where you going? 157 00:05:54,976 --> 00:05:56,544 Renee, I'm-I'm trying here. 158 00:05:56,678 --> 00:05:57,679 We said we were gonna try. 159 00:05:57,812 --> 00:05:59,080 I just tried. 160 00:05:59,414 --> 00:06:00,148 This... 161 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:02,984 ...was me trying. 162 00:06:05,754 --> 00:06:07,021 We don't have to do cowgirl. 163 00:06:08,389 --> 00:06:10,859 We got lazy doggy. 164 00:06:10,992 --> 00:06:12,494 Regular doggy. 165 00:06:12,627 --> 00:06:15,597 There's all different kinds of doggy we could do. 166 00:06:15,730 --> 00:06:19,167 That is a fascinating way to end a marriage. 167 00:06:19,501 --> 00:06:20,735 When did you move to the States? 168 00:06:20,869 --> 00:06:22,070 Who, me? 169 00:06:22,403 --> 00:06:23,404 Well, I've been here for five years already. 170 00:06:23,538 --> 00:06:25,173 I love your accent. 171 00:06:25,507 --> 00:06:26,875 What's your name? 172 00:06:26,975 --> 00:06:27,876 Colin. 173 00:06:27,976 --> 00:06:29,711 No. Sorry, Colin. 174 00:06:29,844 --> 00:06:31,946 We're here for me today. No flirting. 175 00:06:32,046 --> 00:06:33,815 -Why you hating? -How am I hating? 176 00:06:33,948 --> 00:06:36,484 You don't fuck white dudes, so this flirtation 177 00:06:36,618 --> 00:06:39,621 would ultimately go nowhere and only annoy him and me. 178 00:06:39,754 --> 00:06:41,022 You've never fucked a white guy? 179 00:06:41,156 --> 00:06:42,557 No. You know this. 180 00:06:42,657 --> 00:06:44,492 -Have you? -Yeah. 181 00:06:44,626 --> 00:06:46,161 Do you remember Crew Kid from Emory? 182 00:06:46,494 --> 00:06:48,696 Oh, yeah. Sophomore year. 183 00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:49,764 How was the sex? 184 00:06:49,898 --> 00:06:51,900 It was the same, but fleshier. 185 00:06:52,033 --> 00:06:53,001 -What? I don't know. 186 00:06:53,134 --> 00:06:54,769 There's something about white guys. 187 00:06:54,903 --> 00:06:57,639 Their skin is just... it's fleshier. 188 00:06:57,772 --> 00:06:59,474 Well, no one's sucking fleshy white dicks today, 189 00:06:59,607 --> 00:07:00,975 so can we please get back to 190 00:07:01,109 --> 00:07:02,677 mourning the end of my marriage? 191 00:07:02,777 --> 00:07:04,045 -Yeah? Let's do that. 192 00:07:04,179 --> 00:07:05,680 Uh-uh, tell that broad 193 00:07:05,814 --> 00:07:07,515 there's no conference dial in a playtime. 194 00:07:07,649 --> 00:07:08,583 What's her problem? 195 00:07:08,683 --> 00:07:10,218 She's getting divorced. 196 00:07:10,552 --> 00:07:11,219 -Again. -Mm-mm. 197 00:07:11,519 --> 00:07:12,487 Nope. 198 00:07:15,123 --> 00:07:16,024 Where the fuck are you? 199 00:07:16,124 --> 00:07:17,692 Stuck at work. 200 00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:18,927 -It's Saturday! I know. 201 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:20,495 We're prepping for this IPO, 202 00:07:20,595 --> 00:07:21,763 and Ola and I have a tasting-- 203 00:07:21,896 --> 00:07:23,064 I'm not trying to be mean, 204 00:07:23,198 --> 00:07:24,532 but I don't give a fuck about your wedding today. 205 00:07:24,666 --> 00:07:26,801 Wow, there. Way harsh, Tai. 206 00:07:26,935 --> 00:07:28,036 I'm sorry, but today is 207 00:07:28,136 --> 00:07:29,671 "Renee's getting a divorce" day. 208 00:07:29,804 --> 00:07:30,972 I'll care about your wedding tomorrow. 209 00:07:31,105 --> 00:07:33,041 So wait, it's really ov-- 210 00:07:36,211 --> 00:07:38,213 -Well, okay, then. -Okay. 211 00:07:43,618 --> 00:07:45,587 So this motherfucker said 212 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,555 that slavery is the reason our marriage failed. 213 00:07:47,689 --> 00:07:49,023 Oh, my God. 214 00:07:49,157 --> 00:07:50,692 Not slavery. 215 00:07:50,825 --> 00:07:51,593 So you kick me in the face 216 00:07:51,726 --> 00:07:52,727 and just go take a shit? 217 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:04,239 You're doing it wrong. The paper hangs over the top. 218 00:08:04,572 --> 00:08:06,774 Jason, who the fuck cares? 219 00:08:06,908 --> 00:08:09,010 And once again, you left me four freakin' squares. 220 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:10,879 I care. I care! 221 00:08:10,979 --> 00:08:11,779 Why do you always gotta be 222 00:08:11,913 --> 00:08:13,848 on your independent woman bullshit? 223 00:08:13,982 --> 00:08:15,717 Why can't you ever just do what I ask? 224 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:17,652 There's so not enough money in this relationship 225 00:08:17,785 --> 00:08:18,786 for gender roles. 226 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,154 It's always about money with you. 227 00:08:20,255 --> 00:08:22,690 Nope. Nope. Not letting you flip this. 228 00:08:22,824 --> 00:08:24,659 Don't try to make me the villain. 229 00:08:24,792 --> 00:08:27,262 I married a private equity manager, 230 00:08:27,595 --> 00:08:29,931 not Ja Rule's former intern, for a reason. 231 00:08:35,603 --> 00:08:37,038 You've never supported the things I've wanted. 232 00:08:37,171 --> 00:08:39,173 You can't be serious. 233 00:08:39,307 --> 00:08:41,843 Our entire marriage, that is all I've ever done. 234 00:08:41,976 --> 00:08:43,544 Sure, as long as it benefitted you. 235 00:08:55,590 --> 00:08:57,625 -You should've kicked him again. -Mm. 236 00:08:57,759 --> 00:08:59,327 So where does slavery come into all of this? 237 00:08:59,627 --> 00:09:00,628 Okay, what's up with these glasses? 238 00:09:02,030 --> 00:09:04,332 Um, well... 239 00:09:04,666 --> 00:09:05,767 I have pink eye. 240 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:07,602 Amari brought it home from school? 241 00:09:07,735 --> 00:09:09,771 No, no. 242 00:09:09,904 --> 00:09:12,173 Matthew... pooted in my face. 243 00:09:16,144 --> 00:09:17,078 What? 244 00:09:17,211 --> 00:09:18,680 Well, I have been trying 245 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:20,081 to spice things up in the bedroom 246 00:09:20,214 --> 00:09:23,918 since that whole Amari ballet debacle, 247 00:09:24,052 --> 00:09:25,887 so I was doing this... 248 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:28,122 perineum stimulation thing with my tongue. 249 00:09:28,256 --> 00:09:30,224 Okay, and? 250 00:09:30,325 --> 00:09:32,827 And I encouraged him to sit on my face 251 00:09:32,961 --> 00:09:34,195 so I could get a better angle, 252 00:09:34,329 --> 00:09:37,298 and when he got up there, he... pooted. 253 00:09:40,835 --> 00:09:42,704 You don't have pink eye, you have stink eye. 254 00:09:45,606 --> 00:09:47,075 Come on, girl. Laugh. 255 00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:49,911 The shit's funny. The shit's funny. 256 00:09:50,044 --> 00:09:51,346 What's a perineum? 257 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:53,348 Uh, it's an imaginary strip of real estate 258 00:09:53,648 --> 00:09:55,817 between your balls and your asshole 259 00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:58,252 that only existed in the pages of Cosmo 260 00:09:58,353 --> 00:09:59,387 in the early aughts. 261 00:09:59,721 --> 00:10:00,688 You're talking about the t'aint. 262 00:10:00,788 --> 00:10:01,823 The what? 263 00:10:01,923 --> 00:10:03,624 T'aint the balls, t'aint the pussy, 264 00:10:03,758 --> 00:10:04,659 t'aint the ass. 265 00:10:06,861 --> 00:10:10,064 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Very funny, joke is on me. 266 00:10:10,198 --> 00:10:11,265 I'm going to the bathroom. 267 00:10:11,399 --> 00:10:12,867 I'm gonna go make room for more liquor. 268 00:10:12,967 --> 00:10:14,202 -All right. -Take your nasty ass... 269 00:10:14,335 --> 00:10:15,770 to the bathroom. 270 00:10:15,903 --> 00:10:16,804 Get your mouth off of me. 271 00:10:18,773 --> 00:10:20,708 Oh, Mr. Perineum, 272 00:10:20,842 --> 00:10:21,909 can you get me another one of these? 273 00:10:27,248 --> 00:10:29,050 I love that dress. 274 00:10:29,183 --> 00:10:31,919 -Oh. Cushnie? 275 00:10:32,053 --> 00:10:32,920 You have fabulous taste. 276 00:10:33,021 --> 00:10:35,790 Well, thank you. 277 00:10:35,923 --> 00:10:39,727 So Brett, we wanted to discuss pricing for the Eco IPO 278 00:10:39,861 --> 00:10:41,095 'cause based on the Beyond Meat numbers, 279 00:10:41,229 --> 00:10:42,697 we think we can go higher. 280 00:10:42,830 --> 00:10:46,768 Yes, from our analysis, we can go up to $10 more a share 281 00:10:46,901 --> 00:10:49,237 and still expect a 100% increase when we open. 282 00:10:49,370 --> 00:10:51,305 I'll do whatever this gorgeous gal tells me. 283 00:10:51,439 --> 00:10:53,941 We're cheese people, not greed people. 284 00:10:54,075 --> 00:10:55,343 Listen, Brett, you gotta be mindful 285 00:10:55,676 --> 00:10:57,011 of leaving money on the table. 286 00:10:57,145 --> 00:10:59,747 I mean, it would be malpractice if we let you sell this-- 287 00:10:59,881 --> 00:11:01,382 Take a breath, sweetness. 288 00:11:01,716 --> 00:11:03,284 I trust Miss Whitney with my life. 289 00:11:03,384 --> 00:11:05,019 She'll make the right call. 290 00:11:05,153 --> 00:11:08,022 So how's the wedding planning going? 291 00:11:08,156 --> 00:11:09,123 Do you have a picture of your fiancé? 292 00:11:09,223 --> 00:11:10,191 I've never seen the lucky bastard. 293 00:11:10,324 --> 00:11:12,193 Yes. 294 00:11:20,868 --> 00:11:22,336 Oh, my God. He looks like a Benetton model. 295 00:11:23,704 --> 00:11:24,705 You two are perfect. 296 00:11:24,806 --> 00:11:26,441 Oh, well, I'm not perfect, 297 00:11:26,774 --> 00:11:27,942 but he still loves me, 298 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:29,410 -flaws and all. 299 00:11:29,744 --> 00:11:32,480 Um, how do I get an invite to this wedding? 300 00:11:34,315 --> 00:11:35,783 He's the community peen. 301 00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:37,819 He's literally fucked everybody we know. 302 00:11:39,153 --> 00:11:40,922 So Miss Whitney, invitation? 303 00:11:42,457 --> 00:11:45,226 Well, um, let's get this IPO to market and we'll see. 304 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,734 Excuse me. One second. 305 00:11:55,369 --> 00:11:57,905 Hey, Whitney. 306 00:11:58,039 --> 00:11:59,373 Are you seriously standing me up again? 307 00:11:59,474 --> 00:12:01,109 I'm sorry, I'm still working. 308 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,277 Oh, what the hell? Whitney, my aunts are pissed. 309 00:12:03,411 --> 00:12:05,079 Ola, it's not like I'm just hanging with the homies. 310 00:12:05,213 --> 00:12:06,514 I'm with a client. 311 00:12:06,848 --> 00:12:08,850 I know you were nervous about meeting them, 312 00:12:08,950 --> 00:12:09,951 but this is getting embarrassing. 313 00:12:10,084 --> 00:12:11,085 Are you coming? 314 00:12:11,219 --> 00:12:12,520 Yes. 315 00:12:12,854 --> 00:12:14,856 Okay, well, just call me when you're on your way. 316 00:12:14,989 --> 00:12:16,190 I gotta go cover for us. 317 00:12:25,233 --> 00:12:27,268 My love, where to next? 318 00:12:27,368 --> 00:12:30,838 I wanna do Nueva York à la Whitney Greene. 319 00:12:30,972 --> 00:12:32,473 Oh, Whitney can get us in anywhere. 320 00:12:34,242 --> 00:12:35,276 ♪ Ashes to ashes... ♪ 321 00:12:35,376 --> 00:12:37,512 I guess I can do one drink. 322 00:12:37,845 --> 00:12:39,947 ♪ He fell too far from this tree of life... ♪ 323 00:12:40,047 --> 00:12:42,783 So is he talking Kunta slave? 324 00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:45,119 12 Years a Slave? What degree of slave? 325 00:12:45,219 --> 00:12:47,488 Girl, he took it way back. 326 00:12:47,822 --> 00:12:49,557 All the slaves were there. 327 00:12:49,891 --> 00:12:54,195 Okay, do-do you not understand the plight of the Black man? 328 00:12:55,496 --> 00:12:56,464 Slavery? 329 00:13:12,146 --> 00:13:13,047 Mm! 330 00:13:14,282 --> 00:13:16,150 What are you looking for? 331 00:13:16,284 --> 00:13:18,186 Oh, I'm-I'm just looking for where the fuck 332 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,921 slavery just came from. 333 00:13:21,289 --> 00:13:22,890 You act like I cheated on you. 334 00:13:23,024 --> 00:13:24,292 Oh... 335 00:13:24,425 --> 00:13:26,460 ...you cheated on both of us. 336 00:13:26,594 --> 00:13:28,529 You cheated yourself out of a career, 337 00:13:28,863 --> 00:13:30,998 you cheated me out of financial stability, 338 00:13:31,132 --> 00:13:32,166 and you cheated us out of the future 339 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,901 we've been planning for the last five years. 340 00:13:34,035 --> 00:13:38,339 And, you know, I'm just not understanding. 341 00:13:38,472 --> 00:13:41,442 If you wanted to manage a band... 342 00:13:41,576 --> 00:13:43,911 why are we paying off your MBA? 343 00:13:44,045 --> 00:13:45,012 Oh, you really think these degrees 344 00:13:45,112 --> 00:13:46,614 mean something, don't you? 345 00:13:46,914 --> 00:13:48,916 Yes, Jason. 346 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:52,353 A Stanford and a Wharton MBA 347 00:13:52,486 --> 00:13:54,922 do not a broke couple make. 348 00:13:55,056 --> 00:13:56,958 Barack to my Michelle. 349 00:13:57,091 --> 00:13:58,259 Do you really think you're bringing it like Michelle? 350 00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,460 -Nigga, what?! -Renee, listen. 351 00:13:59,594 --> 00:14:01,028 If you think I'm choosing to not make 352 00:14:01,162 --> 00:14:03,464 as much money as I want to make, 353 00:14:03,564 --> 00:14:06,200 you don't know me at all. 354 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,435 I made an investment in something 355 00:14:07,568 --> 00:14:09,570 I believe in for us. 356 00:14:09,904 --> 00:14:11,606 For you. 357 00:14:11,939 --> 00:14:13,374 We-- 358 00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:15,042 you made an investment? 359 00:14:17,211 --> 00:14:18,179 Jason? 360 00:14:21,582 --> 00:14:23,384 I invested some of our mutual fund. 361 00:14:26,654 --> 00:14:28,656 Uh, well, how much of our mutual fund? 362 00:14:32,193 --> 00:14:34,195 All of it. 363 00:14:34,328 --> 00:14:35,963 Some of that was my money. 364 00:14:36,097 --> 00:14:37,632 It's your money now? 365 00:14:37,965 --> 00:14:39,934 'Cause it was our money yesterday. 366 00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:43,904 Yes, it was "our" money when "we" were investing it. 367 00:14:44,038 --> 00:14:46,407 You-you're joking, right? 368 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:49,010 Jason. 369 00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:50,478 Please tell me you're fucking joking. 370 00:14:50,611 --> 00:14:53,514 Can't you see I'm trying to own something here? 371 00:14:53,648 --> 00:14:56,117 I'm trying to create a legacy. 372 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,386 Wow. 373 00:14:58,519 --> 00:15:00,388 Well, you a big dog now, huh? 374 00:15:02,056 --> 00:15:03,457 So he's on some Kanye shit. 375 00:15:03,591 --> 00:15:07,228 No, he doesn't have Kanye talent to be on some Kanye shit. 376 00:15:07,361 --> 00:15:09,030 That is one of the challenges of Black love. 377 00:15:09,163 --> 00:15:10,264 We're all bringing our own trauma 378 00:15:10,398 --> 00:15:12,199 -into the equation. -Uh, yeah. 379 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,035 I am fully traumatized. 380 00:15:14,135 --> 00:15:16,671 That motherfucker sold my Apple stock. 381 00:15:17,004 --> 00:15:20,408 You know, Jason just might be my last Black man. 382 00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:21,676 It might be time for me to take a cue 383 00:15:22,009 --> 00:15:23,678 from Eve, Tina, and Serena. 384 00:15:24,011 --> 00:15:26,247 Y'know, get me an Alexis O-hani-han. 385 00:15:26,347 --> 00:15:27,481 I don't think that's how you say his name. 386 00:15:27,581 --> 00:15:29,283 Listen, marrying the non-Black billionaire 387 00:15:29,417 --> 00:15:30,584 always sounds intriguing, 388 00:15:30,685 --> 00:15:32,687 but my dad is a dark-skinned Black man 389 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:35,156 who has worshipped my mom for the last 40 years. 390 00:15:35,289 --> 00:15:36,290 I can't not want that. 391 00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:37,558 If you are waiting for your daddy, 392 00:15:37,692 --> 00:15:39,260 you're gonna be waiting a long time. 393 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,395 Okay, shut up! I'm talking! 394 00:15:43,297 --> 00:15:45,533 Apparently, he's been floating the entire band, 395 00:15:45,666 --> 00:15:49,170 paying for studio time, equipment, social media promo, 396 00:15:49,303 --> 00:15:50,338 all of it. 397 00:15:50,438 --> 00:15:53,074 Wow. Just wow. 398 00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:55,443 ♪ When I got nothing better ♪ 399 00:15:57,578 --> 00:16:00,514 ♪ To do, I think of you ♪ 400 00:16:00,648 --> 00:16:02,383 ♪ And I don't waste my time ♪ 401 00:16:02,516 --> 00:16:03,751 ♪ Wishing you would be mine... ♪ 402 00:16:04,085 --> 00:16:07,455 If I were a woman, I'd want those legs. 403 00:16:07,588 --> 00:16:08,656 She's just so free. 404 00:16:08,989 --> 00:16:10,391 -Oh! -Yes! 405 00:16:10,524 --> 00:16:11,592 -Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi! -Whoo! 406 00:16:11,692 --> 00:16:12,760 Mm! 407 00:16:13,094 --> 00:16:15,096 Ah. Okay. 408 00:16:15,229 --> 00:16:16,630 Drunk time, truth time. 409 00:16:16,764 --> 00:16:19,667 I came into town to get away from Jack and the twins. 410 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,535 Don't get me wrong, they're the light of my life, 411 00:16:21,669 --> 00:16:22,703 the center of my universe, 412 00:16:23,037 --> 00:16:25,072 but jeez, money Christmas. 413 00:16:25,206 --> 00:16:27,108 I just needed a minute to do me. 414 00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:28,743 And by that I mean getting wasted 415 00:16:29,076 --> 00:16:30,478 -and twirling around in circles. -Whoo! 416 00:16:31,746 --> 00:16:33,481 Oh, look at me, talking too much. 417 00:16:33,614 --> 00:16:36,717 Enjoy your right now. 418 00:16:37,017 --> 00:16:39,019 I loved planning my wedding. 419 00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:42,022 Aww. 420 00:16:46,761 --> 00:16:48,496 Actually, Brett, tonight, 421 00:16:48,629 --> 00:16:50,398 I was supposed to be with my fiancé. 422 00:16:50,498 --> 00:16:52,733 Hey, where's Radha? 423 00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:55,569 ♪ Ooh, start the echo ♪ 424 00:16:55,669 --> 00:16:58,572 ♪ Echo, echo ♪ 425 00:16:58,706 --> 00:17:01,375 ♪ Speak to the silence ♪ 426 00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:04,345 ♪ Echo, echo ♪ 427 00:17:04,445 --> 00:17:07,181 ♪ Hands with the new dawn ♪ 428 00:17:07,314 --> 00:17:10,117 ♪ Echo, echo ♪ 429 00:17:10,251 --> 00:17:12,820 ♪ Home, are we heading? ♪ 430 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,422 ♪ Echo, echo-- ♪ 431 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:28,836 It's beautiful. 432 00:17:29,136 --> 00:17:31,505 You're the husband, right? 433 00:17:31,639 --> 00:17:32,740 Yeah. 434 00:17:35,276 --> 00:17:36,811 Radha? 435 00:17:37,144 --> 00:17:38,813 Whitney! 436 00:17:39,146 --> 00:17:41,282 I was looking for you. 437 00:17:41,415 --> 00:17:43,284 In the mirror? 438 00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:45,119 Do you see stars? 439 00:17:45,252 --> 00:17:47,354 Not like stars but, like... 440 00:17:47,488 --> 00:17:49,356 stars. 441 00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:51,192 Did you take something? 442 00:17:51,325 --> 00:17:53,394 No! I don't do drugs. 443 00:17:53,527 --> 00:17:56,430 Although a really nice girl gave me an Altoid 444 00:17:56,564 --> 00:17:58,599 that tasted like a pocket. 445 00:17:58,699 --> 00:18:00,801 Okay. 446 00:18:01,101 --> 00:18:04,305 Radha, that was molly. 447 00:18:04,438 --> 00:18:05,840 I'm on drugs? 448 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:09,610 I'm on drugs. 449 00:18:09,743 --> 00:18:13,481 Okay, so let's get you home now. 450 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,449 You're so pretty. 451 00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:17,184 I wanna be like you when I grow up. 452 00:18:17,318 --> 00:18:19,720 Like, I know I'm a grown up, but not like a real grown up. 453 00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:21,489 I don't even have a Chanel bag yet. 454 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,325 Okay. Let's go. 455 00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,593 ♪ What do you wanna do ♪ 456 00:18:25,726 --> 00:18:26,594 ♪ When you're speed dial hollering ♪ 457 00:18:26,727 --> 00:18:28,462 ♪ 079 4:00 a.m. rude boy ting ♪ 458 00:18:28,596 --> 00:18:31,265 ♪ I can keep you up, put you down if I want to... ♪ 459 00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:32,800 Brett! 460 00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:35,269 I'm sorry. Excuse me. 461 00:18:35,402 --> 00:18:36,871 Brett! Brett. 462 00:18:37,171 --> 00:18:38,506 Hey, I'm so sorry, 463 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,574 but I gotta go get this baby to bed. 464 00:18:40,674 --> 00:18:43,143 I love it! Little Miss Priss is fucked up! 465 00:18:43,277 --> 00:18:44,612 Viva la freedom! 466 00:18:44,745 --> 00:18:46,747 Don't worry, Whit. I got Brett. 467 00:18:51,719 --> 00:18:53,153 Okay, all right, this way. 468 00:18:53,287 --> 00:18:54,388 This way... 469 00:18:57,391 --> 00:18:58,759 Hold on. Don't-don't touch people. 470 00:18:58,893 --> 00:19:00,227 Don't touch-- just don't touch strangers. 471 00:19:00,361 --> 00:19:01,829 Oh, sorry. 472 00:19:08,602 --> 00:19:10,237 Bitch shoulda got a prenup. 473 00:19:10,371 --> 00:19:12,239 Let's not get carried away, girlfriend. 474 00:19:12,373 --> 00:19:14,208 Pretty sure you don't make enough money for a prenup. 475 00:19:14,341 --> 00:19:15,676 Bitch, shut up before I stab you with a butter knife. 476 00:19:17,511 --> 00:19:18,879 I'm just being honest. 477 00:19:20,781 --> 00:19:23,817 Oh! 478 00:19:23,951 --> 00:19:24,919 That's it. 479 00:19:26,787 --> 00:19:30,524 ♪ I can't go for that, whoa-oh ♪ 480 00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:32,226 ♪ No can do, ah-ah! ♪ 481 00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:33,327 ♪ Can't go for that ♪ 482 00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:34,795 And there she goes. 483 00:19:34,895 --> 00:19:36,664 ♪ I can't go for that ♪ 484 00:19:36,797 --> 00:19:39,433 ♪ Shit, I can't go for that ♪ 485 00:19:42,269 --> 00:19:43,571 No... 486 00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:44,805 -my marriage is over. Okay. 487 00:19:44,939 --> 00:19:47,608 -Oh, my God. Oh, shit! 488 00:19:47,741 --> 00:19:49,610 -Okay, come here. Come on. -No! 489 00:19:49,743 --> 00:19:50,844 Breathe, baby, breathe. 490 00:19:50,945 --> 00:19:52,980 Oh, I can't breathe. I can't breathe. 491 00:19:53,314 --> 00:19:55,449 I haven't been able to breathe in my marriage for months. 492 00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:57,918 And every time I try to swim to the surface for air, 493 00:19:58,252 --> 00:20:00,554 here he comes with another wave of bullshit. 494 00:20:00,688 --> 00:20:04,692 You do not need to feel guilty about wanting more. 495 00:20:04,825 --> 00:20:06,293 You know what? 496 00:20:06,427 --> 00:20:07,928 I promise you I'm not just being petty, 497 00:20:08,262 --> 00:20:09,597 and it's not just about the money 498 00:20:09,697 --> 00:20:11,966 or the condo we bought that we couldn't really afford. 499 00:20:12,299 --> 00:20:14,735 I work really hard for this life, 500 00:20:14,868 --> 00:20:16,704 and this is just not what I signed up for. 501 00:20:16,837 --> 00:20:18,539 You know, like, I know I'm a lot. 502 00:20:18,639 --> 00:20:19,506 -No. -Mm-mm. 503 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,709 I am, but this is just... 504 00:20:21,842 --> 00:20:23,577 unacceptable. 505 00:20:23,711 --> 00:20:24,612 You ladies need anything? 506 00:20:24,712 --> 00:20:25,779 No. No. 507 00:20:25,913 --> 00:20:27,681 Read the room, man. 508 00:20:27,781 --> 00:20:28,882 She's done for now. 509 00:20:34,555 --> 00:20:37,324 Uh, do you think you could take her home, 510 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,960 because I... 511 00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:41,328 Oh, I see. 512 00:20:41,462 --> 00:20:42,997 You need to go get yourself Colin-ized? 513 00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:44,665 We'll see. 514 00:20:44,798 --> 00:20:46,667 I'm nearing my drink-to-dick limit ratio, 515 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,602 and I really don't wanna call Anderson. 516 00:20:48,736 --> 00:20:50,671 I could use the dick-straction. 517 00:20:50,804 --> 00:20:52,406 Fine. 518 00:20:52,539 --> 00:20:53,741 But only because I'd rather you fuck anybody 519 00:20:53,874 --> 00:20:54,742 other than Anderson. 520 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,644 -I love you the most. -Mm-hmm. 521 00:20:56,744 --> 00:20:57,745 -Oh, no, no. -Come here. 522 00:20:57,878 --> 00:21:00,347 Up here, babe. Come, come, come. 523 00:21:00,481 --> 00:21:04,051 ♪ You don't love me, and I know now ♪ 524 00:21:04,385 --> 00:21:05,719 -I do. -Yeah. 525 00:21:05,853 --> 00:21:06,620 -It's all right. -It's gonna be okay. 526 00:21:06,754 --> 00:21:07,721 Come on. 527 00:21:07,821 --> 00:21:11,859 ♪ No no no ♪ 528 00:21:14,361 --> 00:21:17,398 ♪ You don't love me ♪ 529 00:21:17,498 --> 00:21:20,601 ♪ And I know now ♪ 530 00:21:20,734 --> 00:21:22,069 You're not leaving with your friends? 531 00:21:22,369 --> 00:21:23,504 Should I? 532 00:21:25,406 --> 00:21:26,907 Why don't you wait till I get off my shift, 533 00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:28,976 and I'll take you dancing. 534 00:21:39,787 --> 00:21:43,057 ♪ I like trouble ♪ 535 00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:46,093 ♪ 'Cause some things Ain't the way they seem ♪ 536 00:21:47,695 --> 00:21:50,497 ♪ I like upfront ♪ 537 00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:55,836 ♪ But quiet like I do not understand ♪ 538 00:21:55,936 --> 00:21:59,073 ♪ Fly like I'm one ♪ 539 00:21:59,406 --> 00:22:02,876 ♪ Vibe, I'm one ♪ 540 00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:05,679 ♪ Feelin' the sun Under our skin ♪ 541 00:22:14,088 --> 00:22:16,557 Oh, you feel amazing. 542 00:22:16,657 --> 00:22:19,493 Ew. Is that hair gel? 543 00:22:19,626 --> 00:22:20,661 You all right? 544 00:22:20,794 --> 00:22:21,762 -Yeah. -Yeah? 545 00:22:21,895 --> 00:22:22,830 -Fine. -Yeah. 546 00:22:22,963 --> 00:22:24,631 Can you get behind me? 547 00:22:34,808 --> 00:22:36,376 Oh, yes. 548 00:22:36,510 --> 00:22:37,444 -Mm. -Yes. 549 00:22:37,578 --> 00:22:39,713 Take this cock. 550 00:22:39,847 --> 00:22:42,049 Did he just say "cock"? 551 00:22:44,485 --> 00:22:45,486 Yeah, that's it. 552 00:22:45,619 --> 00:22:47,921 Take this cock. 553 00:22:48,055 --> 00:22:49,623 Dick! It's "dick." 554 00:22:49,757 --> 00:22:50,924 Say "dick." 555 00:22:53,427 --> 00:22:54,094 Oh, okay. 556 00:22:54,428 --> 00:22:55,462 Wha-what? 557 00:22:55,596 --> 00:22:56,463 I gotta go. 558 00:23:01,101 --> 00:23:03,403 Uh, I-I just, um... 559 00:23:04,671 --> 00:23:05,572 Thank you. 560 00:23:17,017 --> 00:23:18,752 Who says "cock"? 561 00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:29,630 You did not leave mid-stroke. 562 00:23:29,763 --> 00:23:30,964 I had to. 563 00:23:31,098 --> 00:23:33,033 "Cock" is such a dirty word. 564 00:23:33,167 --> 00:23:34,468 Really? 565 00:23:34,601 --> 00:23:35,702 They say it in porn all the time. 566 00:23:35,836 --> 00:23:37,204 Black men say "dick." 567 00:23:37,538 --> 00:23:38,972 You must be watching white people porn. 568 00:23:39,106 --> 00:23:40,774 Well, doesn't everybody? 569 00:23:40,908 --> 00:23:42,776 -I do. -Me too. 570 00:23:42,910 --> 00:23:45,179 Really? Why? 571 00:23:45,512 --> 00:23:47,915 Because. Slavery. 572 00:23:48,048 --> 00:23:49,650 -Exactly. 573 00:23:49,783 --> 00:23:50,918 And when I watch porn with Black women, 574 00:23:51,051 --> 00:23:53,187 I have all these questions about pay disparity 575 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,988 in the industry and whether or not these women 576 00:23:55,122 --> 00:23:57,591 are socioeconomically empowered 577 00:23:57,691 --> 00:23:59,893 to choose the sex scenes that they're having on screen. 578 00:24:00,027 --> 00:24:01,195 Ugh, that part. 579 00:24:01,528 --> 00:24:03,797 And Black porn always looks so low-budget. 580 00:24:05,032 --> 00:24:06,200 They're always filming in, like, 581 00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:09,203 MC Hammer's abandoned mansion from the '90s 582 00:24:09,536 --> 00:24:13,207 with mirror closet doors and carpet on the stairs. 583 00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:14,675 Personally, I just can't stand the sight 584 00:24:14,808 --> 00:24:15,876 of niggas fucking with socks on. 585 00:24:16,009 --> 00:24:17,845 Oh, my God. 586 00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:19,479 Oh, so porn. 587 00:24:19,613 --> 00:24:21,949 It's so porn. Ugh. 588 00:24:22,082 --> 00:24:23,517 Oh. 589 00:24:23,650 --> 00:24:26,153 It was just something about seeing him 590 00:24:26,486 --> 00:24:28,956 -behind me in the mirror. -Mm. 591 00:24:29,089 --> 00:24:32,960 The imagery was just so incredibly slave-y. 592 00:24:33,093 --> 00:24:34,161 I swear I could hear Harriet Tubman 593 00:24:34,494 --> 00:24:35,696 calling out to me. 594 00:24:35,829 --> 00:24:36,997 What'd she say? 595 00:24:37,130 --> 00:24:39,233 She said bissssshhhhh... 596 00:24:42,836 --> 00:24:45,239 No, no, no, it was more of a, 597 00:24:45,572 --> 00:24:47,241 "Ella. Ella. 598 00:24:47,574 --> 00:24:48,842 You gots to git now. 599 00:24:48,976 --> 00:24:50,544 Git up and go find your freedom." 600 00:24:56,550 --> 00:24:59,620 You guys, I'm not sure I should be getting married.