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[Whitney]
Previously on Run the World...
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Apparently, he's been floating
the entire band,
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paying for studio time,
equipment, all of it.
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-No! My marriage is over.
-Okay. Oh, no.
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Miss Sondi Hill.
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She is one of my PhD advisees
in African American Studies.
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Anderson?
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[chuckles softly]
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[upbeat jazzy music plays]
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♪ ♪
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-No.
-[Brian] You look good, girl.
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You lucky I been tryin' to holla at you
since we was interns.
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-[Brian moans]
-[Ella] Come on. Come on.
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-What's wrong?
-I got whiskey dick.
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[Ola] Hey, Whitney.
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Are you seriously
standing me up again?
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I'm sorry. I'm still working.
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Hey.
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I'm not sure I should be getting married.
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♪ ♪
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[singer]
♪ Speed off, I'm whippin' ♪
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♪ Speed off
I'm whipping'... ♪
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[crowd cheering]
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All right, let's go.
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All I'm saying is,
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I don't think Dominicans
should say the N-word.
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It offends me.
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It offends
my Nigerian Americanness.
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I don't have a problem with it
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as long as there's
true commitment.
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So you can't just be a nigga
at barbecues
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and DaBaby concerts
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but when police show up,
all of a sudden,
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"Lo siento,
no-no speak inglés."
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-Stop. You're stupid.
-[Anderson] What up, y'all?
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[Ola] Hey!
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[Jason] Yo. What's good, man?
It's good to see you.
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-[Ola] You back from the dead?
-In the flesh.
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[laughter]
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Can we get this man a beer?
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-[server] All right, coming up.
-Thank you.
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-I heard you were back.
-I bet.
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Last time I saw your wife,
she was giving me the business.
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Oh, the business is what
my future ex-wife does.
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Oh, man.
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Bro, I didn't even know.
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-I'm sorry to hear that.
-It's all good.
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Renee's a little aggressive
for my taste, but...
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damn it if the girl
ain't witty.
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It's for the best, man,
you know.
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Honestly, it's been brewing
for a long time.
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A lot of hurt feelings,
loss of trust.
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Sometimes you just stop--
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Yo, are we watching football
or Dr. Phil?
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Man, let this Black man
talk about his feelings, bro.
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Thank you. I got a lot.
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I have been listening
to every feeling
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this Black man has for weeks.
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I get the picture.
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[crowd cheers]
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Oh!
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Okay.
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[hip-hop music plays]
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[singer] ♪ Shorty gon' know ♪
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♪ She don't roll with me now ♪
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♪ She gon' roll with me
Down, down, down, down ♪
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♪ She gon' ride with me down ♪
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[laughs]
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Yo, y'all see what I see?
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I know.
It was a beautiful thing.
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I'm getting married.
I saw nothing.
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Oh, congrats. That's what's up.
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-Yo, Black love and all that.
-[laughs]
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I'm just saying, though,
that ass... is a masterpiece.
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In the words
of a very talented man
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that we call The-Dream,
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"Shawty was a ten."
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Cheers to the booty.
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-[all cheer]
-A'ight.
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Hey, what are y'all
getting into this weekend?
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You know your girl's birthday
is tomorrow night.
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I do know this.
Is she having a party?
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Yeah, she's doing
a little karaoke thing.
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Of course she is.
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Girl can't sing for shit,
but she loves karaoke.
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[laughter]
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-You going?
-Oh, yeah.
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Oh, nah,
I've been excommunicated.
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[breathes heavily]
Yeah, me too.
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Hey, you-you know
they call me Satan?
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-Yeah, they do-they do call you that.
-They've been doing that for a long time.
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Oh, thanks for having my back, man.
Appreciate you.
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Look, I think you and Ella
just need to talk, man.
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She wouldn't hate you so much
if she didn't still love you.
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You should come,
shoot your shot.
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[Jason] Fuck that.
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We are handsome Black men
with advanced degrees,
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no roommates, and no kids.
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We are the prize
in the Black man sweepstakes.
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No going back.
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Jason, you know I fucks
with you, right?
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[Jason] Hell, yeah.
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But you... you sound
a little bitter, bro.
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You do.
You sound bitter, brother.
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Little bit.
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You sound like a nigga scorned
or some shit.
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-Scorned?
-[Anderson] Yeah, brother.
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-That's passion.
-[crowd cheers]
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Oh!
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[mellow music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[singer] ♪ We're running,
we're running, we're running ♪
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♪ We run the world, we run the ♪
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[cell phone buzzes]
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Hey.
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♪ Happy birthday ♪
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♪ To you ♪
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Stop.
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-Thank you.
-Are you sad-walking on your birthday?
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At least I choose to feel sorry
for myself in private.
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[Renee] Get your shit together,
'cause tonight
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we got food, we got booze,
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and we got over 10,000 songs
to choose from, girl.
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[Ella] Thirty-two is just
such a non-important number.
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And it sounds awful.
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"Ella McFair, comma, 32,
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"peaked at 29 after a failed attempt
at becoming an author.
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Spends the rest of her time
single, in transition, and drunk."
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Yeah, yeah,
that sounds depressing.
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It's a good thing
nobody's writing about you.
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Oh, gotta go.
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Okay. Bye.
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[photographer]
Yes, there you go.
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Good. Good. Good. I wanna see.
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Smile. Bigger, bigger, bigger.
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[Renee] Abby,
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is it possible that she
can look slightly less elated?
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We're selling yogurt
that makes you shit.
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It doesn't give you eternal life.
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[Abby] Oh, my God,
I was totally thinking that.
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No, it's like
those depression commercials
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where all the women
seem so freaking happy.
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I literally watch them like,
"Maybe I should get depressed
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"so that I can wear
a white dress
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"and Hula-Hoop
with my daughter in the park
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and find it blissful
instead of exhausting."
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Right? And chicks
with plaque psoriasis
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are living their best life,
just flaking everywhere.
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[photographer] Blow your mouth.
Blow. Blow from mouth.
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Ooh, yes, that's it. Ooh. Yeah.
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-Hey, Marcos.
-[Marcos] Mm, there. Ooh.
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-[rolling R] Hey, Marcos.
-[Marcos] Mm.
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-[rolling R] Marcos.
-Go.
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Hi, um, do you think you could
tone down the happy a little bit?
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Sure, Abby.
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It's your campaign.
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-That was rude.
-Very.
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[Marcos]
Give me dead face. Dead face.
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Oh, by the way,
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I'm still interested in the VP
of brand strategy role.
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I mean, Tantric is overlooking
a large consumer segment
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not speaking to AA,
and there's a huge uptick
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of Black interest
in health and wellness.
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Renee...
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you do not have to pitch me.
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You're my day-one number one.
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I'm gonna talk
to Tom and Peter.
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Thank you.
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But are you sure that you're,
like, up for that right now
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with everything you've got
going on?
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Who, me?
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-Yeah.
-I'm-I'm great.
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I'm-I'm fine.
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What, I don't look great?
I mean...
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No, I'm just saying
that my first three divorces
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were way heavy.
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Divorce can be like a death.
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[sighs]
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Dorinda Medley says you're not
supposed to say that.
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But I'm fine, really.
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You know, my grandfather
always told me
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there's only one direction,
and that's straight ahead.
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Also, I still look good
in lingerie,
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and that gives me peace, okay?
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The best way to get over a man
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is to get on a private jet
with another one.
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That's what my grandfather
always said.
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[laughs]
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I know that's right.
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Is your grandfather single?
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[smooth music plays]
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[Ola] Hey, babe, we're doing
Nelly and Kelly tonight, right?
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[Whitney] Yeah, babe.
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[Ola] Babe, you have got me
spoiled now.
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The hospital lotion
doesn't have shit on this.
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It's like that stuff
intentionally causes ash.
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I feel like I need to bring
Kiehl's to the masses.
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Oh, you wouldn't feel that way
if you knew how much it cost.
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Hey, I see--you better not be
buying more pillows.
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I'm not.
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I swear I just saw a pillow
on that screen.
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I'm not buying pillows.
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I'm looking for a birthday
present for Ella.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, babe, let's get
our registry done.
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Yeah, okay.
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Ola, you did not seriously
register for a treadmill.
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That is not something you ask
other people to pay for.
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Okay, and it's totally normal
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to ask people to buy us
a Dutch oven?
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You don't even know
what a Dutch oven is.
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-Mm-mm.
-[both] No.
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No. [laughs]
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But I'd like to put
my Dutch in your oven.
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-Oh.
-Come here. [laughs]
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Hey, how about we get
some china
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for Christmas dinners
with your parents, my parents,
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and our four kids?
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-Four?
-Mm-hmm.
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What? [laughs]
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Oh, you don't hear that?
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Listen.
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That's our firstborn son.
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He's saying, "Mommy, Daddy,
fertilize me."
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You realize this is not
a turn-on.
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[both chuckle]
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Okay.
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How about this?
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Mm-hmm. [laughs]
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[Ola chuckles]
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-Is that better?
-Yeah.
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[both chuckle]
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I love you.
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I love you.
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["Artificial Lover" playing]
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[Abby Jasmine]
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm so tired of fighting ♪
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♪ The things
That I can't control ♪
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♪ Could you give me
Excitement ♪
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♪ Before I gotta tell you go ♪
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♪ 808s for my heartbreak ♪
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♪ And Mary Jane for my soul ♪
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♪ Only thing I confide in... ♪
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Hey, there.
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-[laughs]
-Come on, man.
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Don't do me like that.
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You know I'm humiliated.
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Don't be.
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You've only been trying to fuck me
for, like, eight years.
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Well, I'm probably the last person
that you wanna see on your birthday, huh?
253
00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:03,243
-How did you know it was my--
-Facebook.
254
00:09:03,277 --> 00:09:04,711
I've got to delete
that account.
255
00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:07,547
-So you got big plans?
-Yeah, karaoke party tonight.
256
00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:08,782
You should come.
257
00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,884
Low-key, I fucking love karaoke.
258
00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,319
-[Ella] Oh.
-But I gotta...
259
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,588
cover this red carpet
for Sneaker Pimps.
260
00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:16,189
Boo, red carpet.
261
00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,224
I know.
262
00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,558
-[woman] Brian.
-Hmm?
263
00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:19,993
You're Access Hollywood, right?
264
00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:22,763
We'll be ready for you
in about 15.
265
00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,131
What outlet are you with?
266
00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,699
Hot Tea Digest.
267
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,601
Oh.
268
00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:28,635
Right.
269
00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,904
So it looks like your slot
isn't until 10:30,
270
00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,774
but we're running late,
so, like, closer to 11:15.
271
00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:36,777
Online outlets go last,
after TV...
272
00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,011
and print.
273
00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:39,246
I'm aware.
274
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:42,282
[soft music plays]
275
00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:44,985
♪ ♪
276
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:48,322
All right, men's group meets
at FCDC on Tuesday nights.
277
00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:50,724
[man] Cool. I'll be there.
278
00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,727
♪ ♪
279
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,796
Uh, hello.
280
00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,030
Can I get a hello?
281
00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,632
[chuckles]
Well, you're always talking
282
00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,600
about being more discreet.
283
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:01,868
Okay, well, saying hello
284
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:05,005
isn't exactly straddling
your face in the cafeteria.
285
00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:08,308
Okay, fine, I'll say hello
next time.
286
00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:09,343
Hello.
287
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:13,013
So update:
I confirmed my interviews
288
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,915
with those East New York
high-school boys.
289
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,017
Eighty-five percent
of these kids' fathers
290
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,152
and grandfathers
have done serious time.
291
00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:22,622
A bunch of them checked
life expectancy under 25.
292
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,191
You know, maybe I should
join you for this discussion.
293
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,993
No. I got this.
294
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,762
But are you still coming
with me to Ella's tonight?
295
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,932
Yes, I'm coming, although
I still don't quite understand
296
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,934
how all of a sudden,
you're cool with us
297
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,402
gallivanting in the New York streets
298
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,636
on a Friday night.
299
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:40,140
We're gonna be in a tiny room
in some sketchy building in Koreatown.
300
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,341
I hardly call that gallivanting.
301
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:42,843
[Matthew] Yeah, I still think
we could avoid
302
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,978
a lot of this stupid
sneaking-around nonsense
303
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:48,148
if we just disclose our relationship
to the university.
304
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:51,151
-You could finally move in.
-Matthew.
305
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,753
You know what people
are gonna say.
306
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,154
You're a freaking
Fulbright Scholar,
307
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,389
for God's sake.
308
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,224
You were well on your way
before you ever met me.
309
00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:00,327
I know who I am,
and I know how I got here.
310
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,696
But as soon as this comes out,
311
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,331
people are going to think
that you're the reason.
312
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,900
Okay, and do you know
what's gonna happen to me?
313
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,703
Shit, I'll be lucky if it doesn't affect
my getting tenure.
314
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:12,873
But bottom line, I'm willing
to risk that for you.
315
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,441
Sondi, I love you.
316
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,876
You love me.
317
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,244
We're in a committed
relationship.
318
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,312
There's nothing wrong
with that.
319
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,248
Okay, I hear you.
320
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,350
I do. I do.
321
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,118
And I promise you,
322
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:29,189
I'm almost ready to blow up
my entire life for you.
323
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:33,293
But right now I'm simply asking you
324
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:37,697
to come to karaoke with me tonight
and be the Pip to my Gladys.
325
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,132
-Can you do that?
-Oh, yeah. Watch.
326
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,901
-I've been practicing.
-Oh, really?
327
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,369
♪ Shoo-doop, doo ♪
328
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,937
Ooh, hey.
329
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:46,907
-♪ Shoo-doop, doo ♪
-Hey, we got the steps.
330
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,977
You don't have to wait.
331
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,946
Oh, it's the least I can do
for your birthday.
332
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,982
-What'd you think about the movie?
-I thought it was reductive.
333
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,284
Single woman freezes her eggs
334
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,886
and accidentally falls in love
with her sperm donor
335
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,022
at a coffee shop,
blah, blah, blah.
336
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,224
And the whole
"successful Black woman
337
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,826
"who has a closet full
of Louboutins
338
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,395
and can't get a man" thing
is so played out.
339
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,930
Don't know about any of that,
340
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,466
but I have had a crush
on Ilfenesh since Baywatch.
341
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,868
Of course you saw
the new Baywatch.
342
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,236
[woman]
Okay, uh, Hot Tea whatever,
343
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,804
we're-we're ready for you,
okay?
344
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,009
[Brian]
Take it easy on her, slugger.
345
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,013
Hope you have an amazing day,
Ella McFair.
346
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,181
I'm trying.
347
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:31,485
Hi, I'm Ella McFair
with Hot Tea Digest.
348
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,820
I really enjoyed you
in the film.
349
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,355
I guess I wanna start
by asking,
350
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,790
do you think
that we're promoting
351
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,792
a little bit of hysteria
with all this talk
352
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,294
about egg freezing
and sperm stealing?
353
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,996
For centuries,
women have been ashamed
354
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,965
to discuss fertility at all.
355
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,767
I think by bringing these
conversations into the open,
356
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,170
we allow women to see
that they have options.
357
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,872
Totally get that.
358
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,073
But don't you think
that the film
359
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,242
is reinforcing the notion
360
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,478
that Black women
who are ambitious
361
00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:00,147
are incapable of finding love?
362
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,982
Can I ask how old you are?
363
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,483
Thirty-two today, actually.
364
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,285
Happy birthday!
365
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:08,388
But do you know there are women
our age who are perimenopausal?
366
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,224
I met one who only had
five eggs left.
367
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,526
When it comes to our bodies,
368
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:15,862
we can't just close our eyes
and hope for the best.
369
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,364
We have to be able to step back
370
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:20,567
and take an honest look
at the state of Black women.
371
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,803
♪ ♪
372
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,544
Am I in a state?
373
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,279
Like, right now or generally?
374
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,447
I mean are Black women
in a state?
375
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,217
Is there a state
of Black women?
376
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,219
Well, I'm trying to be
in a state of relaxation,
377
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,921
and you're killing my vibe.
378
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,923
Are you guys thinking
about freezing your eggs?
379
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,925
You know I don't want kids.
380
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,960
And plus, that shit costs
a billion dollars.
381
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,496
Yeah, I plan on making babies
the old-fashioned way,
382
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,565
-by fucking.
-[laughter]
383
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,600
-What if you can't?
-I'm not worried about it.
384
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,102
My grandma had my mom
when she was, like, 40.
385
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,038
That's my timeline.
I am in no rush.
386
00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,940
You know Ola plays
with strangers' kids
387
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,208
in grocery stores, right?
388
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,476
[Ella] And remember a few weeks ago
when we spent an entire day
389
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,612
assuring you that having
cold feet is totally normal
390
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,548
and you're definitely gonna marry Ola
because he's the love of your life
391
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,884
and thinks the sun rises
inside your asshole?
392
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,852
We're still there, right?
393
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,021
We are.
394
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,557
Obviously, I was struggling
with some premarital jitters,
395
00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,392
which have since subsided.
396
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,127
So I'd appreciate it
if we could all move on
397
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,162
like it never happened.
398
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,130
That said, getting married
399
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,932
does not mean kids
are immediately next.
400
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,934
Are we old? I feel old.
401
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,336
I'm not old.
402
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,971
I mean, y'all can be old
if you want to, but...
403
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,872
[laughs]
I'm not signing up for that.
404
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:33,974
It's my birthday,
405
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,609
and we're talking
about delayed fertility.
406
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,511
No, you're talking
about delayed fertility.
407
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,914
We are trying to relax.
408
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,515
I'm just saying,
I want my life romcom
409
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,018
to be about the guy who
follows you around the world,
410
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,454
not the cryo center
that stores his sperm.
411
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,922
Can you keep
the sperm talk down?
412
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,257
'Cause we have an audience.
413
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,992
Girl, ain't nobody thinking
about them.
414
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:55,595
-Sperm!
-[laughter]
415
00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:58,331
Okay, Ella,
stop birthday freaking out.
416
00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:59,599
It is beneath you.
417
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,635
Happy birthday. I love you.
418
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,570
-You are not old.
-Your eggs are.
419
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,038
Shut up, Renee.
420
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,439
[glasses clink]
421
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,642
Happy birthday, Ella. Cheers.
422
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,411
[man] Happy birthday. [laughs]
423
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,080
[laughter]
424
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:17,083
[upbeat music plays]
425
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:20,086
♪ ♪
426
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,128
It's a bit claustro, isn't it?
427
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:31,197
I mean, we used to do karaoke
in bars
428
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,366
where everybody could see you.
429
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,669
That's why you only invited
your white friends,
430
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,305
'cause the blacks, they all had
hidden singing skills.
431
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,307
When your little friends
coming?
432
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,942
[sighs] I don't know.
433
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,444
[buttons beeping]
434
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,112
["Ooo La La La" playing]
435
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,714
Oh, oh!
436
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,050
Now I'ma show you.
Let-let me do this.
437
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,152
Move out the way.
Move out the way.
438
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,587
Let's go. Watch and learn.
439
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,022
Yeah, that long buildup.
440
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,290
Come on. Here we go.
441
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,693
♪ Every time you come around ♪
442
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:04,664
♪ I feel my world
Starts turning topsy-turvy ♪
443
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:08,301
♪ And I just can't fight
The spin ♪
444
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,203
♪ Baby, won't you listen... ♪
445
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:11,504
Hey!
446
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,106
Oh, thank God!
447
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,441
I thought no one
was gonna show up.
448
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,575
What?
449
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:19,612
♪ And I don't know
Where to begin ♪
450
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,181
Whoo! Come on.
451
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,482
Barb.
452
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,117
-Hey, what's up, girl?
-What's up, girl?
453
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,318
What's up, girl?
454
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,987
All right, all right, bye.
Thank you.
455
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,223
-She's living her best life.
-She is.
456
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,625
♪ Got me singing... ♪
457
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,260
-Hey, happy birthday!
-Hey!
458
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,229
Happy birthday!
459
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,298
♪ ♪
460
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,733
♪ Ooo, la, la, la ♪
461
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:43,203
[laughing] Oh, my God.
You guys look so good.
462
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,305
♪ Ooo, la, la, la, la ♪
463
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,540
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
464
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:48,575
What is happening?
465
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,077
-Uh, we got next.
-[laughs]
466
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,346
-Kelly Rowland is in the house.
-She's here. She's here.
467
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,583
This generation really does
have something wrong with it.
468
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,418
♪ I love you ♪
469
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,253
Ow!
470
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,654
♪ I need you ♪
471
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,457
♪ Nelly, I love you ♪
472
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,059
♪ I do need you ♪
473
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,061
[Ola]
♪ Uh, check it, check it, uh ♪
474
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:10,296
♪ No matter what I do ♪
475
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,665
♪ All I think about is you ♪
476
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,135
-Thank you for coming.
-Oh, you're welcome.
477
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,137
I just want the record to show
that I love you enough
478
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,172
to go below 110th
on a Friday night
479
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:23,576
and go to my first
karaoke party since 2002.
480
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,245
And I just want
the record to show
481
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,214
that in 2002, I was 14.
482
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,650
Oh, come on, you're killing me
with this shit.
483
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:31,751
♪ I like your steez
Your style ♪
484
00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,353
♪ Your whole demeanor ♪
485
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,521
♪ The way you come through
And holla... ♪
486
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,588
[laughs]
487
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,557
♪ That's gangsta ♪
488
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,527
♪ And I got special ways
To thank ya ♪
489
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,128
♪ Don't you forget it
But, uh ♪
490
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,430
♪ It ain't that easy for you ♪
491
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,764
♪ To pack up and leave him
But, uh ♪
492
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:47,167
♪ You and dirty got ties
for different reasons ♪
493
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,102
♪ I respect that
And right before I turn ♪
494
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,370
♪ To leave, she said ♪
495
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,306
♪ You don't know
What you mean to me ♪
496
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,375
♪ No matter what I do... ♪
497
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,210
-That's incredible.
-Yeah.
498
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,578
Who's gonna follow that?
499
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,747
♪ Honey, check it out
You got me mesmerized ♪
500
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,283
♪ With your black hair
and your fat-ass thighs ♪
501
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,552
♪ Street poetry
Is my everyday ♪
502
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,421
♪ But yo, I gotta stop
When you trot my way ♪
503
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,490
♪ If I was working at
The club, you would not pay ♪
504
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,226
♪ Ey, yo, my man Phife Diggy,
He got something to say ♪
505
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,528
♪ I like 'em brown, yellow
Puerto Rican, or Haitian ♪
506
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,131
♪ Name is Phife Dawg
from the Zulu Nation ♪
507
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,400
♪ Told you in the jam
that we could get down ♪
508
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,702
♪ Now let's knock the boots
Like the group H-Town ♪
509
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,871
♪ You got BBD
All on your bedroom wall ♪
510
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,506
♪ But I'm above the rim... ♪
511
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,274
-What is he doing here?
-I invited him.
512
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:29,676
What were you thinking?
513
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,545
I was thinking I'm newly single
and could use some sex.
514
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,114
And since I've already
fucked him, it's economical.
515
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,383
[laughs]
Keeping my body count down.
516
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,185
[laughs] I never forget a face.
517
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,587
You, uh--you Eagles, right?
518
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,789
Uh, yeah, yeah, man.
Black love.
519
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,158
-Hey.
-[laughs]
520
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:46,192
Small world, man.
521
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,527
Yeah, too small.
522
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,563
♪ ♪
523
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,434
[laughter]
524
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,169
Um...
525
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,637
I fucked that guy.
526
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,805
You fucked what?
527
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,807
I fucked
that community peen guy
528
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,242
after the Soulja Boy party.
529
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,443
Well, don't look at me
like that.
530
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,577
I'm sorry.
531
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:05,778
I don't even know
what look I'm making.
532
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,313
I lost control of my face.
533
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,548
Well, I don't need
your judgment
534
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,616
'cause I already feel
like a piece of shit.
535
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,917
So what do you want me to do?
536
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,619
[sighs] I don't--
537
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,820
I'm sorry. It's your birthday.
538
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:14,888
I shouldn't have told you.
539
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,557
Probably not tonight, no.
540
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,760
[sighs]
541
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,497
[inhales sharply]
542
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,598
[exhales heavily]
543
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,568
♪ You're a part of me ♪
544
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:32,205
♪ And you don't even know it ♪
545
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,741
♪ I'm what you need ♪
546
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,876
♪ But I'm too afraid
To show it ♪
547
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:43,349
♪ If I were your woman ♪
548
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,652
♪ If I were your woman... ♪
549
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,253
So how you been?
550
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,456
Hi...
551
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,726
-Chris.
-Chris. Right.
552
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,629
You remember me.
553
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,865
Uh...
554
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:02,268
um, that never should have
happened, so...
555
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,404
forget you ever met me,
I beg of you.
556
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,940
[Ola] This one goes out
to my beautiful fiancée,
557
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,641
the Kelly to my Nelly.
558
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,410
["Prototype" playing]
559
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:13,746
Whitney, baby,
560
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,615
I knew from the moment
I met you
561
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,217
that if I ever got you,
562
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,586
I'd never let you go.
563
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,854
Oh, God, what a sap.
564
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,891
♪ I hope that you're the one ♪
565
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,793
♪ ♪
566
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,895
♪ If not ♪
567
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:32,565
♪ You are the prototype ♪
568
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:33,900
♪ ♪
569
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:37,437
♪ And we'll tiptoe
To the sun ♪
570
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,372
♪ Yeah ♪
571
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,475
♪ And do things ♪
572
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:44,777
♪ I know you like ♪
573
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:48,948
♪ I think I'm in love ♪
574
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:50,550
♪ Again ♪
575
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,418
Come on, let me see
them hands, y'all.
576
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,486
♪ ♪
577
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:55,388
[Ella] Ow!
578
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,424
♪ ♪
579
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:02,528
♪ You are the prototype ♪
580
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,497
♪ Do something
Out of the ordinary ♪
581
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:08,368
♪ Like a matinee, baby ♪
582
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:11,871
♪ Don't walk away, boy... ♪
583
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:12,905
Go ahead, baby.
584
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,474
Yeah, we see you. We see you.
585
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,576
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
586
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,810
♪ ♪
587
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:21,848
♪ Don't walk away, boy ♪
588
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:26,686
♪ I'll be right there
For you ♪
589
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:27,854
Let's do Ace of Base.
590
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,657
-[Renee] No Ace of Base.
-[laughter]
591
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,892
Hey, thank you
for inviting me to this.
592
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,360
I actually had a lot of fun.
593
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,462
No, you guys can't leave yet.
594
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,364
Yes, boo.
595
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,299
It's sleepy time.
596
00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:42,935
-So much fun.
-So fun.
597
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,408
Anderson?
598
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,709
Good to see you. What's up?
599
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,077
[Matthew] What's good, bro?
600
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,412
-[Anderson] Y'all heading out?
-Yeah, yeah.
601
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,814
-They're still in there, though.
-A'ight, bet.
602
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,516
I guess I'll see you soon.
603
00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:59,452
Yeah. See you soon.
604
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:04,924
Okay, I know he couldn't
have been invi--
605
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,492
Is he supposed to be here?
606
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,461
No.
607
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:11,097
He's supposed to be in his
assigned seat in purgatory.
608
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:15,802
♪ I want you to know ♪
609
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:20,573
♪ That I'm happy for you ♪
610
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:24,844
♪ I wish nothing but ♪
611
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:27,814
♪ The best for you both ♪
612
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,683
♪ ♪
613
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:33,386
♪ Is she perverted like me? ♪
614
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:36,789
♪ Would she go down on you
In a theater? ♪
615
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:38,091
Go, girl.
616
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,792
[Ella]
♪ Does she speak eloquently ♪
617
00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:42,462
♪ And would have your baby ♪
618
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:45,832
♪ I'm sure she'd make
A really excellent mother... ♪
619
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,500
Oh, hell, no.
620
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,035
Satan, what the hell
are you doing here?
621
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:51,437
I was in the neighborhood.
622
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,706
♪ ...for you to be open wide ♪
623
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:55,007
[Ola] Hey.
624
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,609
You made it. What's good?
625
00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:57,910
Did you do this?
626
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,980
-Jesus, Ola.
-What?
627
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:03,549
[Ella] ♪ ...until you died
Till you died ♪
628
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,084
♪ And you're still alive ♪
629
00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:09,756
♪ And I'm here to remind you ♪
630
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:14,727
♪ Of the mess you left
When you went away ♪
631
00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:18,898
♪ It's not fair to deny me ♪
632
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:22,935
♪ Of the cross I bear
That you gave to me ♪
633
00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:26,639
♪ You, you, you oughta know ♪
634
00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:31,043
♪ You seem very well ♪
635
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:35,681
♪ Things look peaceful ♪
636
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:39,652
♪ I'm not quite as well ♪
637
00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:43,856
♪ I thought you should know ♪
638
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:46,192
♪ Did you forget about me ♪
639
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,928
♪ Mr. Duplicity? ♪
640
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:51,964
♪ ♪
641
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:57,737
I'm starving.
642
00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:08,114
[door clatters open]
643
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,082
[man] Hey, hey, you two.
644
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,591
[laughs]
645
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:21,561
Hey, it's been a minute
since y'all have been here.
646
00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:23,129
Now, Ella,
647
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,765
I hear it's your birthday.
648
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:26,799
It's over now,
649
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:29,836
but I am officially
well into my 30s.
650
00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:30,870
[man chuckles]
651
00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:34,807
[Ella sighs]
652
00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:36,976
-[man] There you go.
-[Ella sighs]
653
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:40,913
Well, you're lucky, uh,
your boy hit me up, 'cause...
654
00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:42,882
that was our last plate.
655
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:45,651
Mmm!
656
00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:51,657
Mmm. Oh, my God.
I love you so much right now.
657
00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:54,861
Him, not you.
658
00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:57,930
Mmm.
659
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,566
I'd like to see
if I can get you
660
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,934
to hate me a little less.
661
00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:04,604
You should have thought
about that before you left me.
662
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:06,072
Ella,
663
00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:08,241
South Africa
was a great opportunity for me.
664
00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:10,676
You told me seven days
before you left,
665
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:12,979
a whole seven fucking days.
666
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,580
I know.
667
00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:15,781
And that wasn't cool.
668
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:17,950
But you were so depressed
669
00:25:17,984 --> 00:25:19,285
after your publishers
dropped you,
670
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,853
I didn't wanna make it worse.
671
00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:23,556
You think what you did
was better?
672
00:25:23,589 --> 00:25:26,759
"Hey, I'm out tomorrow.
I'm leaving you forever."
673
00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:29,629
It was a summer job.
I was coming back.
674
00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:31,764
So why did you stay
for two years?
675
00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:32,899
Because they asked me to
676
00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:34,934
and I loved the work
that I was doing.
677
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,836
And you stopped
answering my calls.
678
00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:40,940
What was I rushing home for?
679
00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:42,108
For me.
680
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:45,144
You could have come home
for me.
681
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,147
Ella,
682
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:49,849
what do you think
I'm doing here?
683
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:52,852
[man] All right, all right.
684
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,655
Here you go, birthday girl.
685
00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:57,690
[soft R&B music plays]
686
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,191
Happy birthday.
687
00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:02,628
Make a wish, baby.
688
00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:04,330
[singer vocalizing]
689
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:07,566
♪ ♪
690
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,348
[mellow jazzy music plays]
691
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:25,584
♪ ♪
692
00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:11,630
[woman] Whoo-hoo! [giggles]