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[Ella] Previously on
Run the World...

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For your first assignment,
you won a trip to cover

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Soulja Boy's
Legends party tonight.

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Anderson?
What are you doing here?

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I missed you, Ella.

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[light funk music playing]

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No.

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[Sondi] Well, I'm fucking

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my thesis advisor
and kind of sort of

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raising his kid
in an undefined relationship,

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which makes our communication

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about me fake step parenting
his daughter

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easy and effortless.

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You're getting married.

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You missed the window
for entry.

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Well, apparently, I missed
the window for everything

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because I spent my 20s
fucking my college sweetheart

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instead of fucking that guy.

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[Ella] That's Chris Cabrera.
He's the community peen.

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Weddings are so overrated.

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Inspiring prenuptial insights
from our only married friend.

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[singer] ♪ Make you wanna coca
Your boom party ♪

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♪ Every y'all move back
When my mind don't play ♪

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♪ Every y'all push back
Like a real artist ♪

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[moaning]

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[Jason] Ah, shit,
I'm about to bust.

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Not...yet.

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Why not yet?

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Wait for it.
[giggles]

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Oh, fuck!

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Jesus, Renee!

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Oh, my bad.

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I was just trying
to hit a reverse cowgirl.

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Ow! What was wrong
with regular cowgirl?

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[sighs]

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[ethereal percussive music
plays]

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[singer vocalizing]

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[Ella] Did you have
a private call

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with Al Roker this morning?

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[Sondi] Huh?

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You're looking real Hollywood
in these Harlem streets.

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Oh, Matthew and I
had a late night last night,

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so it's a sunglasses
and Advil kind of morning.

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Aw, look at you two having fun.

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[phone buzzes]

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-[Sondi] It's Renee.
-[Ella scoffs]

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Niggers!

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[both laughing]

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Honestly, I can't.

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-Ooh!
-Oh, oh!

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♪

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[singer]
♪ We running, we running ♪

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♪ We run the world
We run the world ♪

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♪ We run the world ♪

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♪ We running, we running ♪

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♪ We run the world ♪

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♪ We run the world
We run the ♪

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[Ola] Yeah, the ER's
pretty slow for a Saturday,

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so I should be able
to get outta here

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when my shift actually ends.

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Hey, your Aunt Feyi is the one

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who's hosting us tonight,
right?

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She's your mom's
third youngest sister, correct?

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Yes, correct. Impressive.

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Well, I've been studying
the seating chart.

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[Ola] Babe, I appreciate you
making the effort,

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but that's not necessary.

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[Whitney] No, your family
is important to you,

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so your family
is important to me.

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You are important to me.

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Aw, so you really like me, huh?

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I'm serious, Ola.

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I love you very much.

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I love you too.

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Now, my aunts came a long way
to meet and judge you,

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-so please be on time.
-[laughs]

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I'll be there with bells on.

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Well, after dinner, uh,

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I wanna ring those bells.

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-[laughs]
-Ooh.

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Take it off, take it off.

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-Take it off.
-[knock at door]

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-[Radha] Whitney?
-Take it--

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I got that research

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on the Beyond Burger IPO
you wanted.

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Ah, I gotta go.
I'll see you in a few.

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[Ola] Bye, babe.

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-Oh, was that my mans,
the Big O?
-It was.

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I've never been to the wedding
for a Nigerian prince before.

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Oh, you're not invited.

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-And he's not a prince.
-[Chad] You sure?

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It's such a princely
sounding name.

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[in deep voice]
Olabisi Adeyemo.

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[Whitney] Just don't.

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[Chad] Hey, where's
the honeymoon?

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Wait, don't tell me.

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The doctor and the banker
go to...

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Bora Bora.

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-The Maldives.
-Boom!

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That is straight baller status.

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You are, like, never
coming back to work, are you?

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-Of course I am.
-[Chad] Yeah, right.

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The Big O is gonna hit you
with the old honeymoon pumps

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in a bumps and have you
barefoot and pregnant

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by the time you cross back
over the Atlantic.

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I am not getting pregnant,
and I am absolutely

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-coming back to work.
-Okay.

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I mean, that's what
all the boss chicks say,

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and then three months later,
they bounce.

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Stop being such a sexist moron.

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These days, women go back
to work much faster.

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Just pump and freeze and leave
the baby with a nanny.

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[George]
Great, you're all still here.

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Uh, Brett Peters
from Eco Cheese just called.

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He's in town, and he wants us--
meaning you--

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to take him to dinner tonight
at one of those vegan places

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where they substitute
cauliflower for steak.

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Uh, George, I have
a wedding appointment tonight

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-that I cannot--
-Oh, I'll do it. Brett loves me.

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[George] No, he loves Whitney,
so he gets Whitney.

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You get to go and learn.

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I'm sorry
about the wedding stuff.

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You got this?

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I got it.

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[upbeat pop music playing]

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[singer] ♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Thatha! ♪

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-♪ You got issues ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ You got issues
You got issues ♪

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-♪ Thatha! ♪
-♪ Ngo vivi ♪

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[laughter]

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G'day, ladies.
What can I get you?

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We'll take three mimosas.

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Three gin martinis, straight up.

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Must be a hard morning.

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[laughs]
Actually, getting divorced

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is surprisingly easy.

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-Cheers!
-Okay.

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What did Jason do this time?

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Leave black socks on the floor?

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No. I kicked him in the head.

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-Huh.
-Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, I'm trying
to picture that in my mind,

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but the logistics of it
are escaping me.

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Well, I was fucking him on top,

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and I tried to turn around
without dismounting,

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and I kicked him in the face.

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She was born without a filter.

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-Was he hurt?
-He bruises if you pinch him.

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He has yellow undertones.

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You could've broken my nose.

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I said I'm sorry.

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Stop acting like a pussy.
God.

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Well, that's not very
Black feminist of you, is it?

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[scoffs]

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Right. [chuckles]

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The feminist part of me
is supposed to be okay

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with supporting you financially
while you chase a pipe dream,

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but calling you a pussy?

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[scoffs] That's off-limits.

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I thought you believed
in the band.

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I do believe in the band.

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I don't believe in you

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quitting your job
to manage them.

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When we blow up...

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I'm not gonna let you
take a selfie with us.

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Mm-mm.

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Where you going?

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Renee, I'm-I'm trying here.

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We said we were gonna try.

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I just tried.

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This...

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...was me trying.

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We don't have to do cowgirl.

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[door slams]

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We got lazy doggy.

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Regular doggy.

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There's all different kinds
of doggy we could do.

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That is a fascinating way
to end a marriage.

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When did you move to the States?

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Who, me?

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Well, I've been here
for five years already.

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I love your accent.

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What's your name?

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Colin.

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No. Sorry, Colin.

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We're here for me today.
No flirting.

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-Why you hating?
-How am I hating?

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You don't fuck white dudes,
so this flirtation

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would ultimately go nowhere
and only annoy him and me.

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You've never fucked a white guy?

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[Ella] No. You know this.

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-Have you?
-Yeah.

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Do you remember Crew Kid
from Emory?

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Oh, yeah. Sophomore year.

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How was the sex?

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It was the same, but fleshier.

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-What?
-[Sondi] I don't know.

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There's something
about white guys.

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Their skin is just...
it's fleshier.

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Well, no one's sucking
fleshy white dicks today,

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so can we please get back to

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mourning
the end of my marriage?

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-Yeah? Let's do that.
-[phone ringing]

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Uh-uh, tell that broad

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there's no conference dial
in a playtime.

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What's her problem?

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She's getting divorced.

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-Again.
-Mm-mm.

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Nope.

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[phone ringing]

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Where the fuck are you?

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Stuck at work.

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-It's Saturday!
-[Whitney] I know.

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We're prepping for this IPO,

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and Ola and I have a tasting--

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I'm not trying to be mean,

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but I don't give a fuck
about your wedding today.

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Wow, there. Way harsh, Tai.

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I'm sorry, but today is

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"Renee's getting a divorce"
day.

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I'll care
about your wedding tomorrow.

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So wait, it's really ov--

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-Well, okay, then.
-Okay.

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So this motherfucker said

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that slavery is the reason
our marriage failed.

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Oh, my God.

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Not slavery.

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[Jason] So you kick me
in the face

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and just go take a shit?

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[toilet flushes]

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You're doing it wrong.
The paper hangs over the top.

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Jason, who the fuck cares?

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And once again, you left me
four freakin' squares.

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I care. I care!

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Why do you always gotta be

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on your independent woman
bullshit?

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Why can't you ever just do
what I ask?

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There's so not enough money
in this relationship

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for gender roles.

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It's always about money
with you.

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Nope. Nope.
Not letting you flip this.

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Don't try
to make me the villain.

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I married
a private equity manager,

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not Ja Rule's former intern,
for a reason.

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You've never supported
the things I've wanted.

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You can't be serious.

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Our entire marriage,
that is all I've ever done.

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Sure, as long as
it benefitted you.

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[laughing]

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-You should've kicked him again.
-Mm.

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So where does slavery
come into all of this?

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Okay, what's up
with these glasses?

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[laughs]

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Um, well...

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[whispering] I have pink eye.

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Amari brought it home
from school?

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No, no.

259
00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:09,113
Matthew... pooted in my face.

260
00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:12,900
[both laughing]

261
00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,031
What?

262
00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,598
Well, I have been trying

263
00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:17,121
to spice things up
in the bedroom

264
00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:20,821
since that whole
Amari ballet debacle,

265
00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:22,910
so I was doing this...

266
00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,999
perineum stimulation thing
with my tongue.

267
00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:27,262
Okay, and?

268
00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:29,699
And I encouraged him
to sit on my face

269
00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,266
so I could get a better angle,

270
00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:34,225
and when he got up there,
he... pooted.

271
00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:37,707
[both laughing]

272
00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:39,491
You don't have pink eye,
you have stink eye.

273
00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:42,277
[both laughing]

274
00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,061
Come on, girl. Laugh.

275
00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:46,760
The shit's funny.
The shit's funny.

276
00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,457
What's a perineum?

277
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,415
Uh, it's an imaginary strip
of real estate

278
00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,809
between your balls
and your asshole

279
00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:55,203
that only existed
in the pages of Cosmo

280
00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,421
in the early aughts.

281
00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:57,466
You're talking about the t'aint.

282
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,728
[both] The what?

283
00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,425
T'aint the balls,
t'aint the pussy,

284
00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:01,426
t'aint the ass.

285
00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:03,777
[both laughing]

286
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:06,997
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Very funny, joke is on me.

287
00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,303
I'm going to the bathroom.

288
00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:09,783
I'm gonna go make room
for more liquor.

289
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,175
-All right.
-Take your nasty ass...

290
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,612
[laughing] to the bathroom.

291
00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:13,700
Get your mouth off of me.

292
00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,440
-[screams]
-[both laugh]

293
00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:17,660
Oh, Mr. Perineum,

294
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:18,792
can you get me
another one of these?

295
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:21,098
[both laughing]

296
00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:24,058
[smooth funky music playing]

297
00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:25,973
[Brett] I love that dress.

298
00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:28,802
-Oh.
-[Brett] Cushnie?

299
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:29,803
You have fabulous taste.

300
00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:32,849
Well, thank you.
[laughs]

301
00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:36,679
So Brett, we wanted to discuss
pricing for the Eco IPO

302
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,028
'cause based
on the Beyond Meat numbers,

303
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,726
we think we can go higher.

304
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:43,730
Yes, from our analysis,
we can go up to $10 more a share

305
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:46,341
and still expect
a 100% increase when we open.

306
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,343
I'll do whatever
this gorgeous gal tells me.

307
00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,911
We're cheese people,
not greed people.

308
00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,390
Listen, Brett,
you gotta be mindful

309
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,131
of leaving money on the table.

310
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,568
I mean, it would be malpractice
if we let you sell this--

311
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,483
Take a breath, sweetness.

312
00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,268
I trust Miss Whitney
with my life.

313
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,009
She'll make the right call.

314
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:05,012
So how's the wedding planning
going?

315
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,317
Do you have a picture
of your fiancé?

316
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:07,101
I've never seen
the lucky bastard.

317
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,103
[laughs] Yes.

318
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:12,019
[phone buzzing]

319
00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,200
Oh, my God.
He looks like a Benetton model.

320
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,331
[chuckles]

321
00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:21,506
You two are perfect.

322
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,421
Oh, well, I'm not perfect,

323
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,858
but he still loves me,

324
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,598
-flaws and all.
-[phone buzzes]

325
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,427
[Brett] Um, how do I get
an invite to this wedding?

326
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,168
[tense music plays]

327
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,779
[Ella]
He's the community peen.

328
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,519
He's literally
fucked everybody we know.

329
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:37,697
[Brett]
So Miss Whitney, invitation?

330
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,481
[laughs]

331
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:42,179
Well, um, let's get this IPO
to market and we'll see.

332
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:44,529
-[chuckles]
-[phone buzzes]

333
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,405
Excuse me. One second.

334
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,888
[Ola] Hey, Whitney.

335
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,367
Are you seriously
standing me up again?

336
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,195
I'm sorry, I'm still working.

337
00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:00,371
Oh, what the hell?
Whitney, my aunts are pissed.

338
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:01,938
Ola, it's not like I'm just
hanging with the homies.

339
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,635
I'm with a client.

340
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,768
I know you were nervous
about meeting them,

341
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:06,813
but this is
getting embarrassing.

342
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:07,901
Are you coming?

343
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,685
Yes.

344
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,687
Okay, well, just call me
when you're on your way.

345
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,210
I gotta go cover for us.

346
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:14,821
["The Almighty Snap"
by Sugg Savage playing]

347
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,606
[singer vocalizing]

348
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,652
♪

349
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,308
[Brett] My love, where to next?

350
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:27,790
I wanna do Nueva York
à la Whitney Greene.

351
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,313
Oh, Whitney
can get us in anywhere.

352
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:31,011
♪

353
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,229
[singer] ♪ Ashes to ashes... ♪

354
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,666
I guess I can do one drink.

355
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,799
[singer] ♪ He fell too far
from this tree of life... ♪

356
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,715
So is he talking Kunta slave?

357
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:42,022
12 Years a Slave?
What degree of slave?

358
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,502
Girl, he took it way back.

359
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,766
All the slaves were there.

360
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:50,944
Okay, do-do you not understand
the plight of the Black man?

361
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,294
Slavery?

362
00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:05,523
[gasps]

363
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:09,789
Mm!

364
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,140
[Jason] What are you
looking for?

365
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:15,098
Oh, I'm-I'm just looking
for where the fuck

366
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,621
slavery just came from.

367
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,668
You act like I cheated on you.

368
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,278
Oh...
[laughs]

369
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,498
...you cheated on both of us.

370
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,674
You cheated yourself
out of a career,

371
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,937
you cheated me
out of financial stability,

372
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,373
and you cheated us
out of the future

373
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:30,897
we've been planning
for the last five years.

374
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:35,336
And, you know,
I'm just not understanding.

375
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:38,469
If you wanted
to manage a band...

376
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,820
why are we paying off your MBA?

377
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:41,908
Oh, you really think
these degrees

378
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,518
mean something, don't you?

379
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,737
Yes, Jason.

380
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:49,306
A Stanford and a Wharton MBA

381
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,743
do not a broke couple make.

382
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,963
Barack to my Michelle.

383
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,225
Do you really think you're
bringing it like Michelle?

384
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,531
-Nigga, what?!
-Renee, listen.

385
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:57,880
If you think I'm choosing
to not make

386
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,448
as much money as I want to make,

387
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:03,146
you don't know me at all.

388
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,365
I made an investment
in something

389
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,497
I believe in for us.

390
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,499
For you.

391
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,327
We--

392
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,763
you made an investment?

393
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:14,897
Jason?

394
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,163
I invested
some of our mutual fund.

395
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,516
Uh, well, how much
of our mutual fund?

396
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,131
All of it.

397
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,784
Some of that was my money.

398
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,743
It's your money now?

399
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,919
'Cause it was
our money yesterday.

400
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:40,705
Yes, it was "our" money
when "we" were investing it.

401
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:43,230
You-you're joking, right?

402
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,928
Jason.

403
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,538
Please tell me
you're fucking joking.

404
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:50,541
Can't you see I'm trying
to own something here?

405
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,935
I'm trying to create a legacy.

406
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,372
Wow.
[laughs]

407
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,157
Well, you a big dog now, huh?

408
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,595
So he's on some Kanye shit.

409
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:04,251
No, he doesn't have Kanye talent
to be on some Kanye shit.

410
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,992
That is one of the challenges
of Black love.

411
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,210
We're all bringing
our own trauma

412
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,082
-into the equation.
-Uh, yeah.

413
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,953
I am fully traumatized.

414
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:13,825
That motherfucker
sold my Apple stock.

415
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:17,438
You know, Jason just might be
my last Black man.

416
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,743
It might be time for me
to take a cue

417
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,789
from Eve, Tina, and Serena.

418
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,226
Y'know, get me
an Alexis O-hani-han.

419
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,532
I don't think
that's how you say his name.

420
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,186
Listen, marrying
the non-Black billionaire

421
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:27,622
always sounds intriguing,

422
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,841
but my dad
is a dark-skinned Black man

423
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,018
who has worshipped my mom
for the last 40 years.

424
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,323
I can't not want that.

425
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,672
If you are waiting
for your daddy,

426
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,152
you're gonna be waiting
a long time.

427
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,154
Okay, shut up! I'm talking!

428
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,680
Apparently, he's been
floating the entire band,

429
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:45,988
paying for studio time,
equipment, social media promo,

430
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,207
all of it.

431
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,992
Wow. Just wow.

432
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,473
[singer]
♪ When I got nothing better ♪

433
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,388
["Don't Hit My Line" by Aluna
playing]

434
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,478
♪ To do, I think of you ♪

435
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,306
♪ And I don't waste my time ♪

436
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,872
♪ Wishing you would be mine... ♪

437
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:04,398
If I were a woman,
I'd want those legs.

438
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:05,573
She's just so free.

439
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,314
-Oh!
-Yes!

440
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:08,445
-Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi!
-Whoo!

441
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:09,664
Mm!

442
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,927
Ah. Okay.

443
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,755
Drunk time, truth time.

444
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:16,801
I came into town to get away
from Jack and the twins.

445
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,542
Don't get me wrong,
they're the light of my life,

446
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:19,804
the center of my universe,

447
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,937
but jeez, money Christmas.
[laughs]

448
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,026
I just needed a minute to do me.

449
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,854
And by that I mean
getting wasted

450
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,290
-and twirling around in circles.
-Whoo!

451
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,639
[laughs]

452
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,424
Oh, look at me,
talking too much.

453
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:33,731
Enjoy your right now.

454
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,864
I loved planning my wedding.

455
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,213
[pounding dance music playing]

456
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,693
[Whitney] Aww.

457
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,526
Actually, Brett, tonight,

458
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,267
I was supposed to be
with my fiancé.

459
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,747
Hey, where's Radha?

460
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,446
[singer]
♪ Ooh, start the echo ♪

461
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,492
♪ Echo, echo ♪

462
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:58,191
♪ Speak to the silence ♪

463
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:01,194
♪ Echo, echo ♪

464
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,979
♪ Hands with the new dawn ♪

465
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,982
♪ Echo, echo ♪

466
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,724
♪ Home, are we heading? ♪

467
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,378
♪ Echo, echo-- ♪

468
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:14,120
[pounding dance music playing]

469
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:17,123
♪

470
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,827
It's beautiful.

471
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:28,395
You're the husband, right?

472
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:29,570
Yeah.

473
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,704
Radha?

474
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,793
Whitney!

475
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:38,100
I was looking for you.

476
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,102
In the mirror?

477
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,973
Do you see stars?

478
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,237
Not like stars but, like...

479
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,239
[whispering]
stars.

480
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,023
Did you take something?

481
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,373
No! I don't do drugs.

482
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:53,420
Although a really nice girl
gave me an Altoid

483
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,422
that tasted like a pocket.
[chuckles]

484
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,772
Okay.

485
00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:01,123
Radha, that was molly.

486
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,733
I'm on drugs?

487
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,474
[gasps]

488
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,607
I'm on drugs.

489
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:10,350
Okay,
so let's get you home now.

490
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,439
You're so pretty.

491
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,267
I wanna be like you
when I grow up.

492
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:16,747
Like, I know I'm a grown up,
but not like a real grown up.

493
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,358
I don't even have
a Chanel bag yet.

494
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:21,187
Okay. Let's go.

495
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,753
[singer]
♪ What do you wanna do ♪

496
00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:23,885
♪ When you're speed dial
hollering ♪

497
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:25,887
♪ 079 4:00 a.m. rude boy ting ♪

498
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,063
♪ I can keep you up,
put you down if I want to... ♪

499
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,804
[Whitney] Brett!

500
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,067
I'm sorry. Excuse me.

501
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,808
Brett! Brett.

502
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,462
Hey, I'm so sorry,

503
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:37,594
but I gotta go
get this baby to bed.

504
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,901
I love it!
Little Miss Priss is fucked up!

505
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,598
Viva la freedom!

506
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,513
Don't worry, Whit.
I got Brett.

507
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:46,603
♪

508
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:49,954
Okay, all right, this way.

509
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,130
[Radha] This way...

510
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,830
Hold on.
Don't-don't touch people.

511
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,048
Don't touch--
just don't touch strangers.

512
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,659
Oh, sorry.
[laughs]

513
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,189
Bitch shoulda got a prenup.

514
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,235
Let's not get carried away,
girlfriend.

515
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,237
Pretty sure you don't
make enough money for a prenup.

516
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,499
Bitch, shut up before I
stab you with a butter knife.

517
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,240
[laughs]

518
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,024
I'm just being honest.

519
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,547
["I Can't Go For That
[No Can Do]" playing]

520
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,681
[laughs] Oh!

521
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:21,769
That's it.

522
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:27,383
♪ I can't go for that,
whoa-oh ♪

523
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:29,037
♪ No can do, ah-ah! ♪

524
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,212
♪ Can't go for that ♪

525
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,779
[Ella] And there she goes.

526
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,607
[Renee]
♪ I can't go for that ♪

527
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:36,262
♪ Shit, I can't go for that ♪

528
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,829
[shrieking]

529
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,527
No...

530
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:41,876
-my marriage is over.
-[Ella] Okay.

531
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,574
-Oh, my God.
-[sobbing] Oh, shit!

532
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:46,533
-Okay, come here. Come on.
-No!

533
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:47,882
Breathe, baby, breathe.

534
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:50,145
Oh, I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.

535
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,539
I haven't been able to breathe
in my marriage for months.

536
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,063
And every time I try to swim
to the surface for air,

537
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,631
here he comes
with another wave of bullshit.

538
00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:01,591
You do not need to feel guilty
about wanting more.

539
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,245
You know what?

540
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,029
I promise you
I'm not just being petty,

541
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,770
and it's not
just about the money

542
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:09,033
or the condo we bought
that we couldn't really afford.

543
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:11,775
I work really hard
for this life,

544
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,690
and this is just not
what I signed up for.

545
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,388
You know, like,
I know I'm a lot.

546
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:16,389
-No.
-Mm-mm.

547
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,608
I am, but this is just...

548
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,480
unacceptable.

549
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:21,437
You ladies need anything?

550
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:22,743
No. No.

551
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,571
Read the room, man.

552
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:25,702
She's done for now.

553
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:34,102
Uh, do you think you could
take her home,

554
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,844
because I...

555
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,280
Oh, I see.

556
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,064
You need to go
get yourself Colin-ized?

557
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,718
-[sobbing]
-[Ella] We'll see.

558
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,677
I'm nearing
my drink-to-dick limit ratio,

559
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,548
and I really don't wanna
call Anderson.

560
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,594
I could use the dick-straction.

561
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,378
[sighs]
Fine.

562
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:50,684
But only because
I'd rather you fuck anybody

563
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:51,815
other than Anderson.

564
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,556
-I love you the most.
-Mm-hmm.

565
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:54,731
-Oh, no, no.
-Come here.

566
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:57,256
Up here, babe.
Come, come, come.

567
00:20:57,430 --> 00:21:00,998
♪ You don't love me,
and I know now ♪

568
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:02,696
-I do.
-Yeah.

569
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:03,436
-It's all right.
-It's gonna be okay.

570
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:04,567
Come on.

571
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:08,658
♪ No no no ♪

572
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:14,142
♪ You don't love me ♪

573
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:17,624
♪ And I know now ♪

574
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:18,973
[Colin] You're not leaving
with your friends?

575
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,235
Should I?

576
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,891
Why don't you wait
till I get off my shift,

577
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,806
and I'll take you dancing.

578
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:30,245
["I Like Trouble" by Gaidaa
playing]

579
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,856
[gentle acoustic music playing]

580
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:36,556
♪

581
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:40,168
[singer] ♪ I like trouble ♪

582
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,866
♪ 'Cause some things
Ain't the way they seem ♪

583
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,390
♪

584
00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:47,218
♪ I like upfront ♪

585
00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,133
♪

586
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,746
♪ But quiet like
I do not understand ♪

587
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,053
♪ Fly like I'm one ♪

588
00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:59,883
♪ Vibe, I'm one ♪

589
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:02,538
♪ Feelin' the sun
Under our skin ♪

590
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:05,454
[both moaning]

591
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,419
Oh, you feel amazing.

592
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:16,291
Ew. Is that hair gel?

593
00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:17,510
You all right?

594
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,685
-Yeah.
-Yeah?

595
00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:19,773
-Fine.
-Yeah.

596
00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:21,340
Can you get behind me?

597
00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:33,134
Oh, yes.

598
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,222
-Mm.
-Yes.

599
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,659
Take this cock.

600
00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:38,879
[Ella] Did he just say "cock"?

601
00:22:41,272 --> 00:22:42,273
[Colin] Yeah, that's it.

602
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,885
Take this cock.

603
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:46,452
[Ella] Dick! It's "dick."

604
00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:47,714
Say "dick."

605
00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:51,021
[Ella] Oh, okay.

606
00:22:51,152 --> 00:22:52,240
Wha-what?

607
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,154
I gotta go.

608
00:22:58,115 --> 00:23:00,074
Uh, I-I just, um...

609
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:02,293
Thank you.

610
00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:15,742
Who says "cock"?

611
00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:18,614
["African Bushfire"
by Speedometer playing]

612
00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:21,138
[lively funk music playing]

613
00:23:21,312 --> 00:23:23,880
♪

614
00:23:24,011 --> 00:23:26,448
You did not leave mid-stroke.

615
00:23:26,579 --> 00:23:27,971
I had to.

616
00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:29,886
"Cock" is such a dirty word.

617
00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:31,366
Really?

618
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:32,585
They say it in porn
all the time.

619
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:34,325
Black men say "dick."

620
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:35,936
You must be watching
white people porn.

621
00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:37,633
Well, doesn't everybody?

622
00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:39,635
-I do.
-Me too.

623
00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:42,116
Really? Why?

624
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:44,858
Because. Slavery.

625
00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,599
-[both laugh]
-Exactly.

626
00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:48,165
And when I watch porn
with Black women,

627
00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:50,341
I have all these questions
about pay disparity

628
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:51,995
in the industry
and whether or not these women

629
00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:54,607
are socioeconomically empowered

630
00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:56,783
to choose the sex scenes
that they're having on screen.

631
00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:58,306
Ugh, that part.

632
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,656
And Black porn
always looks so low-budget.

633
00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:01,918
[all laugh]

634
00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:03,442
They're always filming in,
like,

635
00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:06,357
MC Hammer's abandoned mansion
from the '90s

636
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:10,318
with mirror closet doors
and carpet on the stairs.

637
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,580
Personally, I just
can't stand the sight

638
00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:12,755
of niggas fucking
with socks on.

639
00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:14,714
Oh, my God.

640
00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:16,280
Oh, so porn.

641
00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:18,761
It's so porn. Ugh.

642
00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,415
Oh.

643
00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:23,200
It was just something
about seeing him

644
00:24:23,331 --> 00:24:25,986
-behind me in the mirror.
-Mm.

645
00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:29,946
The imagery was just
so incredibly slave-y.

646
00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:31,121
I swear I could hear
Harriet Tubman

647
00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:32,558
calling out to me.

648
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:33,950
What'd she say?

649
00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:36,170
She said bissssshhhhh...

650
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:39,608
[all laughing]

651
00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:42,176
No, no, no, it was more of a,

652
00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:44,221
"Ella. Ella.

653
00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:45,788
You gots to git now.

654
00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:47,224
Git up and go
find your freedom."

655
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:56,320
You guys, I'm not sure
I should be getting married.

656
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,325
[chuckles]

657
00:25:01,456 --> 00:25:04,067
[upbeat jazz music playing]

658
00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:07,114
♪

659
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,160
[woman] Whoo-hoo![giggles]