1 00:00:04,787 --> 00:00:05,179 . 2 00:00:05,222 --> 00:00:06,745 - Okay, so we all like this bar, 3 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:07,703 and we're all interested 4 00:00:07,746 --> 00:00:08,704 in getting more into wine. 5 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:10,314 Agreed? all: Agreed. 6 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:12,447 - Well, I think to ensure that this remains the go-to spot, 7 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:13,839 we need to set some ground rules. 8 00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:14,840 I'll go first. 9 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:16,059 Ground rule number one, 10 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:18,975 Noah cannot date anybody that works here. 11 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,498 - Okay. Okay, yeah, I can do that. 12 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,326 - Ground rule number two, Noah cannot introduce himself 13 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:23,414 to anyone who works here. 14 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:24,850 It's a slippery slope. - Mm-hmm. 15 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,243 - Then the bartenders are gonna think I'm mean. 16 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:27,244 - Okay, then just the tip them more. 17 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:28,593 Ooh, I got one. 18 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:30,856 Ground rule number three, Noah can't even date 19 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,380 anyone in the immediate area, 20 00:00:32,423 --> 00:00:34,121 'cause that'll prevent awkward run-ins. 21 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:35,687 - How are we defining the immediate area? 22 00:00:35,731 --> 00:00:36,688 - Fantastic question. 23 00:00:36,732 --> 00:00:38,081 Ground rule number four, 24 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:40,127 the immediate area is a one-mile radius. 25 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,215 - For real? - Yes. 26 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:42,694 - I like that. - Come on, y'all. 27 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:44,174 Can we please make up a ground rule about someone else? 28 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:45,523 - Okay, this one's for all of us. 29 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:48,178 Ground rule number five, if anybody complains 30 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:50,311 about the ground rules, they got to buy a round. 31 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:52,356 - That's it right there. - I see what you did there. 32 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,618 - But no one else is gonna complain 33 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:55,403 because all the ground rules are about me. 34 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:56,665 - Sounds like a complaint to me. 35 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:58,101 - Damn it, I just bought this round. 36 00:00:58,145 --> 00:00:59,363 - Another complaint, another round. 37 00:00:59,407 --> 00:01:01,713 - This is unfair. - Another one. 38 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:04,412 - I'm gonna stop because I cannot afford this. 39 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:07,502 It's just that y'all-- all: Another one. 40 00:01:07,545 --> 00:01:08,633 - ♪ Whoop, whoop 41 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:09,982 ♪ Cabernet and sauvignon 42 00:01:10,026 --> 00:01:11,897 ♪ Team is here and now it's on ♪ 43 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:14,552 ♪ Carry on and Carignan, sippin' on Perignon ♪ 44 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:16,032 ♪ Fine wine, got notes like a cello ♪ 45 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,686 ♪ Pull up in the spot like hello ♪ 46 00:01:17,729 --> 00:01:19,383 ♪ If you got me, then I got you ♪ 47 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:21,298 ♪ This is the vibe, this is the crew ♪ 48 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:23,648 ♪ Grand crew, grand crew, uh 49 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:26,216 ♪ Grand crew, grand crew, grand crew, uh ♪ 50 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,696 ♪ Grand crew 51 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:30,481 [laughter, chatter] 52 00:01:30,525 --> 00:01:32,875 - Okay, I'd like to make a toast. 53 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:37,401 Alicia is gone and in her stead is the mythical, single Noah, 54 00:01:37,445 --> 00:01:39,751 a creature not seen in many moons. 55 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:41,405 Bask in this moment, 56 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:44,104 for soon he shall return to his true form, 57 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:45,279 Monogamous Man. 58 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,019 - Monogamous Man. 59 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:49,718 - Very funny, but, you know, I've been single before, 60 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:51,415 and I'm not always looking for love. 61 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:53,765 - Okay, stop the show. I'm your sister. 62 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:55,289 I've seen you in the tub. - What's that mean? 63 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:57,117 - We were bucky as babies together. 64 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,466 I know your truth. 65 00:01:58,509 --> 00:02:00,381 You are always trying to be boo'd up. 66 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:02,600 That's why you are so obsessed with rom-coms. 67 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:03,906 You think they're how life should be. 68 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:06,474 - So what? I may prefer companionship, 69 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:08,432 and I have a taste for romantically-based films. 70 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:10,608 What is so bad about that? 71 00:02:10,652 --> 00:02:12,436 - Remember your "Love & Basketball" fiasco? 72 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,177 - I'll play you. - For what? 73 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:15,700 - Your heart. 74 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:19,313 [hip-hop music] 75 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:20,749 - It's over! 76 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:22,185 Get out of my life! 77 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:24,840 - She was a starter for UConn. 78 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:26,146 What were you thinking? 79 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:27,234 - That love would win in the end. 80 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:28,278 - You're dumb. 81 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:29,453 You need to stop looking for love 82 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:30,715 every second of the day. 83 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,282 You need to learn how to love yourself. 84 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:33,631 You know what you need. - What? 85 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:34,980 - Self-care. 86 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:36,156 - I self-care constantly. 87 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:37,374 - You do? - Yeah, I do. 88 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:38,767 As a matter of fact, I'm taking myself out 89 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:40,116 to lunch tomorrow. 90 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,292 Just me and an empty seat across from the table. 91 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:43,989 And you know what? I was thinking 92 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:45,295 I'll maybe even do a Sudoku. 93 00:02:45,339 --> 00:02:46,992 [all oohing] 94 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:48,385 - What up, what up, my family? 95 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:50,909 [all greeting] 96 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:52,824 What's going on? 97 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,478 Oh. 98 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:56,698 Anthony. 99 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:57,699 - Sherman. 100 00:02:57,742 --> 00:02:58,874 - What was that? - Explain that. 101 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:00,397 - I'm just saying hey to my friend. 102 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:02,051 - Nah, look at your posture. Y'all are too erect. 103 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:03,400 Something's up. - Fine. 104 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:08,188 This afternoon, I caught Anthony here in the bathroom. 105 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,885 - Naked? - Worse. 106 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:14,063 - Oh, God. Are you crying? 107 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:15,282 - [sniffles] Look away. 108 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:17,588 - I don't understand. So crying is worse 109 00:03:17,632 --> 00:03:18,894 than seeing someone's genitalia? 110 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:22,680 - Way worse. He saw my emotional genitalia. 111 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:23,942 It's one thing to cry on your own, 112 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:25,161 but in front of the homey? 113 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,642 Nah. Real Gs cry in silence. 114 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:29,296 - Back up. Why were you crying? 115 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:30,645 - I had just watched "Paddington 2." 116 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:32,473 - The kid's movie with the talking bear? 117 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:34,953 both: It has adult themes. - Thank you, Noah. 118 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:36,868 That damn bear really made me feel some things. 119 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:38,435 - Y'all are being ridiculous. This is silly. 120 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:40,089 - Man, you ain't seen what I've seen. 121 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:41,395 Can't shake the sight. 122 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:44,267 Those bare, glistening, wet cheeks 123 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,703 on his face. 124 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:47,879 - You said they weren't that wet. 125 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:50,099 - I lied. 126 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:53,276 [groovy beat] 127 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,147 - Noah. - Nicky. 128 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:56,888 Hi. What are you doing here? 129 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:59,282 - Well, I was in the area. I remembered your little lunch. 130 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:00,979 I figured I'd drop by and say hi. 131 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:02,154 Hi. - Aww. 132 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:03,199 That's really nice of you. 133 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,766 Um, I would offer you a seat, 134 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:06,898 but unfortunately, I'm here on a date, uh, with myself. 135 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,422 Let me introduce you. Myself, Nicky. 136 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:10,293 Nicky, myself. - Drop the act. 137 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:11,642 You're here trying to meet a girl. 138 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:13,427 - No, the only person I'm interested in meeting 139 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:14,906 is a better me. 140 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,908 What are you doing? - Sherlocking your ass. 141 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:20,085 You got a weathered moleskin to make yourself seem artistic, 142 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:22,871 an untouched salad to indicate healthy eating habits, 143 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:25,526 a summer scarf to project wealth and class. 144 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:27,092 Oh, we got a book. 145 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:31,358 "She Comes First" to indicate unselfish bedroom habits. 146 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:34,404 - So what? I did all that stuff for me. 147 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,188 - Of course, that makes sense. - Yeah, right? 148 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:38,060 It does - Then explain this. 149 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:40,628 A strategically placed driver's license on the ground 150 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:42,325 in hopes that a beautiful woman will pick it up 151 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:43,544 and return it to you. 152 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:46,068 Admit it. You're not self-caring. 153 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:47,939 Your meet-cuteing. Ha-ha. 154 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,593 [in British accent] You've been caught, sir. 155 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:50,942 - Fine! You got me. 156 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:52,553 What do you want me to say, that I came here 157 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,859 looking for love, and I can't help myself? 158 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:56,774 But you know what? 159 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:58,907 I don't regret it. I would do it again if I could. 160 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:01,779 It makes me feel alive. - Oh, no, no. 161 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:03,825 Noah. Look at yourself. 162 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,479 All of this, ooh. 163 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:07,045 It's really sad. - Oh, please. 164 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:08,656 You're making me sound like I'm crazy. 165 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,571 I am fine. - Hi, I think you dropped-- 166 00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:13,182 - That's not meant for you! 167 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:18,274 ♪ 168 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,710 - Sherm. - Anthony. 169 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:22,191 Why is it that every time I open a damn door, 170 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:23,758 you're on the other side? 171 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:25,194 - Wyatt asked me to help put together some new furniture. 172 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:27,022 - Same. Well, where is he, then? 173 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:28,632 - Uh, he said he was running behind. 174 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,155 He'd be out on a few. 175 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:31,505 - Word. 176 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:36,336 - So nice weather today. - Yeah. 177 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:37,685 - Like, 72 degrees. - Mm. 178 00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:39,295 - 30% humidity, partly cloudy-- 179 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,905 - Look, man, this is awkward as hell. 180 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:42,211 I'ma go to the bathroom. 181 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:45,388 When I come back, try not to be so damn weird. 182 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,172 - How do I do that? - I don't know! 183 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:48,522 Just try it. 184 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:53,004 - [crying] 185 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:54,136 [both scream] 186 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:56,007 - Not again. More crying? 187 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:57,313 - Don't look at my face. 188 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,575 - Oh, no. 189 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:00,577 - Don't look at my face. 190 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,233 - A rose for the lady. 191 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:06,888 - Oh, got the whole waitstaff in on it not too, eh? 192 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:09,673 - Benjamin is rooting for me, unlike somebody I know. 193 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:11,762 - Noah, life isn't a rom-com. 194 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:13,677 If anything, it is a psychological thriller 195 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,940 where at every corner, someone's trying to trick you 196 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:17,072 or kill you. 197 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:18,595 - Ah, but you're not exactly an expert 198 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:20,118 on successful relationships or love 199 00:06:20,162 --> 00:06:21,685 with those walls of yours. 200 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:23,426 - [scoffs] Please, I've had plenty 201 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:24,688 of successful relationships. 202 00:06:24,732 --> 00:06:26,037 - Oh, have you? - Yes. 203 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,909 - What about Marcellus? He treated you great. 204 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:30,825 - He ate crunchy peanut butter. He was literally insane. 205 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:32,696 - Huh, okay, but also, most of your friendships 206 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:34,437 have only lasted a matter of weeks. 207 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:36,047 Remember Tasha? - She moved away. 208 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:37,222 She gave me no choice. 209 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:38,833 - She moved to West LA. 210 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:40,661 - It's a 50-minute ride in traffic. 211 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:42,880 She gave me no choice. 212 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:44,360 Look, I just want you to be happy, 213 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,883 and I can tell that you're not. 214 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:47,972 Lest we forget, I've seen you in the tub. 215 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:49,844 - Please stop saying that. It is so gross. 216 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:51,280 - You can't do it, can you? 217 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:53,804 You can't exist without trying to find love. 218 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:55,632 - That's ridiculous. Of course I can. 219 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:57,547 - Then let me show you some real self-care 220 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:59,201 where you focus on yourself before trying 221 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:00,420 to find somebody else. 222 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:01,638 And if you don't feel better, 223 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,118 you can go back to living out your failed 224 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:04,989 straight-to-streaming rom-com plots. 225 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:08,166 - Okay. All right, I-- 226 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:09,254 I suppose that couldn't hurt. 227 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:10,734 - Thank you. 228 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:12,997 The first stop in our self-care journey 229 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:15,913 is diving into an elegant art form. 230 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:18,612 - Pole dancing? - Yeah. 231 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:20,483 Self-care's all about loving yourself, 232 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:22,920 and I never love myself more 233 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:25,923 than when I'm freaking it on the pole...for me. 234 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:27,751 - Brother and sister pole dancing together feels weird. 235 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:28,709 - What's weird about it? It's just like 236 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:29,840 a normal form of exercise. 237 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,407 - Hi, everyone. I'm Blair Saddles. 238 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,714 And for all my first-timers, just know that this class 239 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,106 is exactly like sex. 240 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:40,590 . 241 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:42,418 - That was hard, but surprisingly 242 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,115 pretty great, I'm not gonna lie. 243 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:45,639 Even though it did get kind of weird during your solo routine. 244 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:46,770 - What was weird? 245 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:48,903 [hip-hop music] 246 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:51,035 - Yes, yes! [cheers] 247 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:52,733 - I was working on that move for weeks. 248 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:54,691 All you were looking at was some hard work 249 00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:56,084 and determination, okay? 250 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:57,520 - Okay, respect to you 251 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:58,956 and all your hard twerk. 252 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,523 [both laugh] 253 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:01,698 Oh. - Oh. 254 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:06,050 [romantic music] 255 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:08,357 - Hey, I'm sorry about that. 256 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,751 - You're stepping on my foot and I can't move. 257 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:12,143 - Oh, my bad. 258 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:17,497 - We're going. We're leaving. 259 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:18,715 - Okay, okay. - We're leaving. 260 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:20,587 - Man, what the hell did I just walk in on? 261 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,632 - Anthony had mentioned "Paddington 2," 262 00:08:22,676 --> 00:08:24,591 so I had to see what all the fuss was about, 263 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:27,898 and that damn bear played a tune on my heartstrings. 264 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,465 - It's an emotional masterpiece. 265 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,423 - Okay, but why was you butt-ass naked, man? 266 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:32,816 - I cried so much that my clothes got soaked. 267 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,426 - Huh? - I said I cried so much 268 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:35,732 that my clothes got soaked! 269 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:38,387 - [laughing] - Man, why are you laughing? 270 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,302 - I just remembered you saying we were being ridiculous. 271 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:42,478 - That was before Sherm saw my big juicy ducts. 272 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,307 And just so you know, my tears are not usually that thick. 273 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:46,613 - Okay. Whatever. 274 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:48,136 Can we just not talk about it anymore, please? 275 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:51,400 - Yeah, yeah, we should just build the furniture, yeah? 276 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,228 - Nah, I think we should go our separate ways. 277 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:54,969 - Dope, I'm down to leave. - Yep, yep. Me too. 278 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:56,971 - Awesome, bye. 279 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:59,930 [mellow music plays] 280 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,453 ♪ 281 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,412 - What's up with you, Noah? 282 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:06,197 - Ah, just thinking about this girl I met earlier. 283 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:09,244 There was a spark. It's like time stood still. 284 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:12,334 - No, you stood still on that poor girl's foot. 285 00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:14,075 There was no spark. 286 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,598 Your heart is like a gas station bathroom, 287 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:18,340 open 24 hours and an absolute mess. 288 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:19,646 - My heart is not like a bathroom. 289 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,996 - It's a dirty bathroom, and clearly, 290 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,171 you need more self-care 291 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:26,174 'cause we haven't broken this sappy cycle. 292 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,219 - Hey, Nicky. Hey, Noah. 293 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,004 Wyatt, Anthony. 294 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,614 both: Sherman. - Okay. 295 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,268 What the hell's going on with you three now? 296 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:35,575 - We don't wanna talk about it. - I saw Wyatt naked crying. 297 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,185 both: What? - "Paddington 2." 298 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:38,229 Wet clothes from the tears. 299 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:39,361 - Ah, been there. 300 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:40,623 - Paddington ain't nothing 301 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,146 but a Black man trying to do his best. 302 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:43,800 - Mm-hmm. - So let me get this straight. 303 00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:45,367 The three of you are just gonna be, like, 304 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,760 really weird all the time. 305 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:47,891 Y'all are grown-ass children. 306 00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:49,676 - You know what? Nicky's right. 307 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:53,201 We're being immature. We can be adults about this. 308 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,332 We need to make Sherman cry. 309 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:55,551 - Huh? - What? 310 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,118 - Don't you see our dynamic as friends 311 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:58,859 is hanging off a cliff by two fingers? 312 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,164 Things will never be the same 313 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,296 if we don't restore the balance. 314 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,340 - That's right. 315 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:03,690 He's seen our emotional genitalia. 316 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:04,995 Now it's time we see his. 317 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,649 - Sorry, fellas, but I do not cry. 318 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,651 Even when I was born, the doctors thought I was dead 319 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,697 because I wouldn't cry, no matter how many times 320 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:11,828 they slapped my ass. 321 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,700 I just took it like a G. - Oh, we'll see. 322 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,527 Because I'm still within a 48-hour rental period 323 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:17,617 of a pretty emotional movie. 324 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,488 - Oh, my God. 325 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:22,622 That "Paddington" was truly heartwarming. 326 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,799 But not warm enough. 327 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,714 - Who hurt you? 328 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:31,195 - Welcome to the next stage of self-care: 329 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:33,415 positive reinforcements. 330 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,591 We're gonna do some affirmations. 331 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,679 - Cool, from, like, a book or something? 332 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,463 - Nah, these are Nicky originals. 333 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:41,249 I record them all the time. Just repeat the phrases. 334 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,817 I am sexy. I am sultry. 335 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:46,080 I am sent from heaven. 336 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,299 both: I am sexy. I am sultry. 337 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,084 I am sent from heaven. 338 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,346 [bicycle bell rings] 339 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:55,393 [romantic music] 340 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,700 - Is that that girl again? 341 00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,180 - I need you to focus up. 342 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,095 No. Focus up. 343 00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:03,010 I'm a strong Black woman. 344 00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:05,621 both: I'm a strong Black woman. 345 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,666 - Yes. 346 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,580 And after doing my affirmations, 347 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:11,583 this is where I come for stress relief. 348 00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:12,715 - Yeah, I was thinking more 349 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,195 massage tables and essential oils. 350 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:16,371 - Okay, well, the axe is essential 351 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,808 for chopping through the BS. 352 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,505 Self-care, bitch! 353 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:21,898 - Yeah! - Ah! 354 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:24,335 - Yeah! 355 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:28,035 [romantic music] 356 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:30,211 Chop-chop! 357 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,126 And here it is, the final boss level 358 00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:34,215 of self-care, the mall. 359 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,912 You want a manicure? Ooh, baby, we got it. 360 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,087 You want a new car? 361 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:39,002 We got that too, for some reason. 362 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,134 What are you looking at? 363 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:42,092 - There she is again. 364 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,878 ♪ 365 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,575 - Are you [bleep] kidding me? 366 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:49,317 . 367 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,449 - Ooh, yes. This screams, 368 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:54,104 "I am ready to be single for more than a second." 369 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,323 - Come on, Nicky. 370 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,498 How is it possible that we've seen 371 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,326 the same woman everywhere we go? 372 00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,110 - I see the same Black people all the time on the Eastside. 373 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,025 There's only so many of us over here. 374 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,113 - You're not seeing what's happening 375 00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,724 because you have a giant block of ice 376 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:05,725 where your heart should be. 377 00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:06,726 - Oh, okay, well, you have 378 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:07,944 a giant Nicholas Sparks novel 379 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:08,989 with two white people on the cover 380 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,468 where your heart should be. 381 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:14,646 Wait, Noah, are you planting your ID again? 382 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:15,996 - No, this isn't mine. 383 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,780 Oh, crap. It's girl. 384 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,303 - Girl who? 385 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,523 - "Girl from everywhere" girl. 386 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:24,221 Don't you see? It's another sign. 387 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,615 Her name is Fay. Fay. 388 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,269 Short for fate. 389 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,271 We got to get this back to her before she gets on that plane. 390 00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:32,186 - Wait, what plane? - There's always a plane. 391 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,318 Come on, Nicky, even you have to admit 392 00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:35,711 there's been too many moments to ignore. 393 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,322 - Okay, I'll admit there's been a few coincidences. 394 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,324 - So you're on board? - I'm not on board. 395 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,631 At best, I'm on the dock watching you drown. 396 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:45,068 But if you wanna go after her, go after her. 397 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,549 - [sighs] You're supposed to say, 398 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:48,985 "Go to her." 399 00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,639 - I don't talk like that. 400 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,772 [hip-hop beat] 401 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,513 - It's time to see those tears, Sherm. 402 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,341 - Fellas, this is a fool's errand, 403 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:58,690 and y'all are the fools. 404 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,431 You've tried every sad movie you can think of. 405 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,737 And don't get me wrong. 406 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,391 When Will Smith was pursuing his happiness, 407 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:06,220 it got me in the gut, just not in my eye-guts. 408 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,135 - Okay, so movies don't make you cry, 409 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:10,833 but you know what might? 410 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,095 A reunion with an old friend. 411 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:16,360 One you haven't seen in ten years. 412 00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:18,319 - Ron Ron? - Hey, Sherm. 413 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:22,410 - You punk-ass bitch. - Oh, hey! 414 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,194 - Hey, what's going on? - This dude owes me money. 415 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,805 That's why I ain't seen him in ten years. 416 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:26,893 - But you always talking about 417 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,285 how you wish you could see him again. 418 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,070 - Yeah, so I could get my damn cash. 419 00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,332 I should bop you in the lip. 420 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,420 - Oh, so you wanna boogie bop? 421 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:33,725 - Yeah, let's bop the boogie. 422 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,336 - Whoa, whoa, whoa-- - Hey, hey, fellas! 423 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,686 Fellas, come on now. We're supposed to be brothers. 424 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,383 - Why you got to be like that, man? 425 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:40,950 I got your cash right here, man. 426 00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,734 - It's about damn time. 427 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,084 - Look, I'm sorry. 428 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,433 I miss you, man. 429 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,263 I want my friend back, man. 430 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:53,049 [jaunty music] 431 00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:56,052 - Oh, no, Ron Ron. Not you. 432 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,619 - Damn, Ron Ron. 433 00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,013 - I'm making fusilli tonight in a cream sauce. 434 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,536 Get his ass out of here. 435 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,190 - We've looked all over, Noah. 436 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,278 I don't think she's here anymore. 437 00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,540 - No, no, no. We can't give up. 438 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,411 If I've learned anything from rom-coms, 439 00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:08,717 it's that this is the moment 440 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,372 that she should just suddenly appear. 441 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,896 - Holy crap. You're right. 442 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,419 - I am? - Yes. 443 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,073 - I am! - Yes. 444 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:18,379 - Aw, man, but she's on the move. 445 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:19,249 [Hall & Oates' "You Make My Dreams"] 446 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,250 - I have an idea. 447 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:21,599 Come on, come on, come on. 448 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,732 Sir, excuse me. Sir, we need your golf cart. 449 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:24,864 - Yes. - The hell you talking about? 450 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,604 I'm not gonna give you my golf cart. 451 00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,128 - It's for love. 452 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,607 - We'll give you money. 453 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,522 - Well, why didn't you say so? 454 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,655 Go get her. 455 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,224 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you. 456 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,226 - Um, excuse me. [horn honks] 457 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:41,402 - Whoa, whoa! - Hey! 458 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,359 - Pardon me. - [screams] 459 00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,883 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 460 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,972 - [whimpering] Ah! 461 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,103 - That one's on you. 462 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,278 We weren't even anywhere near you. 463 00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,627 - ♪ Yeah, yeah 464 00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:50,933 ♪ You make my dreams come true ♪ 465 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,935 - Damn it. Where is she? 466 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,154 - There she is. 467 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,635 - Come on, let's move. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 468 00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,683 - There she is! - Thank God. 469 00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,815 - ♪ You make my dreams come true ♪ 470 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:07,471 - ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh - ♪ Me, you, me, you, me 471 00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:08,864 - You got a problem, buddy? 472 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,127 [hip-hop music] 473 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,999 - Oh, Sherman! 474 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,957 - What are y'all doing now? - You left us no choice 475 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:18,178 but to burn your favorite pair of sneakers. 476 00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,832 - Are y'all for real? 477 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,664 - There's a tear. We have a tear. 478 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,449 - Ha, we did it! - We have a tear! 479 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,146 - We did it! - We got a tear, mm. 480 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,365 - Sucker. 481 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,237 Yo--yo, Sherm, you good? 482 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,239 - Burning my shoes is messed up, 483 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,371 but that's not why I'm crying. 484 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,981 Those were my Uncle Malcolm's. 485 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,331 He was an important figure for me growing up. 486 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:44,334 He took me in when my dad moved to Washington, 487 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,683 and he helped me get back on track 488 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,816 when I was skipping school and smoking joints. 489 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,513 [soft music] 490 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,559 He was always on me to do the right thing. 491 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,736 I guess he's gone for good now. 492 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:59,610 ♪ 493 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:02,613 - Hey, guys, I'd like to make a toast. 494 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,876 To life, an ugly beast 495 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,183 that is only interested in eating you alive. 496 00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:08,445 - Oh, I'll drink to that. 497 00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,665 - Sherm, we're really so-- - Shh. 498 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,710 - Okay, the energy here is extra funky. 499 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,409 Noah, you need to cheer up. Everything's gonna be okay. 500 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,411 - No. The world isn't a rom-com. 501 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,674 You were right. 502 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,197 - Or was I? 503 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:24,157 [The Cranberries' "Linger"] 504 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,073 ♪ 505 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,031 - It's fate. I mean, Fay. 506 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,859 I can't believe she's here. 507 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,861 - Well, I did some Internet sleuthing. 508 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,994 I tracked her down, sent her a text message, 509 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,561 and said, "Come on down and pick up your ID." 510 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:40,738 Well, what are you waiting for? This is your big moment. 511 00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:41,739 Go to her. 512 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,828 - Go to her. 513 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,352 You said it. 514 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,572 - Go. Go. 515 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,622 - There you are again. 516 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,580 - Again? Who are you? 517 00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:57,712 [music distorts and stops] 518 00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:58,800 - Uh... 519 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,544 - Can you tell what's going on with Noah? 520 00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:04,327 'Cause I can't hear anything. 521 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,589 - No, I'ma get closer. 522 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,721 - I'm sorry. Let me back up. 523 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,637 I am the person who found your ID. 524 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,291 - No, the person who found my ID is a woman. 525 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,466 - Yes, but I was with her. 526 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:15,643 I'm the guy from all those run-ins. 527 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,601 I stepped on your foot at the pole dancing studio. 528 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,951 - Oh, you're the dude who stomped on my foot. 529 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,518 - Yes, that was me. 530 00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,781 I mean, we-- we had a moment, right? 531 00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,914 - No. - Well, maybe I misread things, 532 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,742 but you have to admit it was kind of weird 533 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,787 that we kept seeing each other everywhere. 534 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,659 - Not really. I see the same Black people 535 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,617 all the time on the Eastside. 536 00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:36,577 There's only so many of us. - I say the same thing. 537 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,969 Especially at the mall. 538 00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,971 - Oh, I know, right? That's my favorite place. 539 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,930 both: I'd lived there if I could. 540 00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,497 - Whoa. Did we just become friends? 541 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:46,108 - I think so. - Hi, I'm Nicky. 542 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,196 I'm the one who texted you. 543 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,328 - Oh, you're the one who found my ID. 544 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,633 - Well-- - You look so familiar. 545 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,113 Were you at the pole dancing studio yesterday? 546 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,201 - Mm-hmm. - And the park? 547 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,202 - I was there too. - Again, 548 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,377 I really don't remember you. 549 00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:59,382 [slow hip-hop beat] 550 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,645 - Sherm, we need to talk. 551 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:04,039 Da, da, da, da! Just hear us out. 552 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,475 We messed up. 553 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,260 We were insecure about our emotions 554 00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:11,177 and we projected that onto you and we took it too far. 555 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,396 - Yeah, way too far. 556 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,658 We hope this will make up for it. 557 00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:20,142 - [laughs] You got-- 558 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,058 [continues laughing] 559 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,322 - What's going on? - Oh, man, I got y'all. 560 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:27,976 Man, y'all were losing your minds 561 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,020 and I wanted you to stop, 562 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,283 so I made that whole sob story up 563 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,284 in the moment. 564 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,676 - Oh, my God. 565 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,157 - [echoing] Those were my Uncle Malcolm's. 566 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,638 An important figure for me. 567 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:40,336 My dad moved to Washington. 568 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,338 Skipping school and smoking joints. 569 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,905 And smoking joints. 570 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,341 Making sure I do the right thing in life. 571 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:46,908 Do the right thing in life. 572 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,823 - Wow, you really didn't look around the room at all. 573 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,477 Just that one "Malcolm X" poster. 574 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,695 - I know. 575 00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,044 I'm surprised you didn't notice. 576 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,177 I mean, come on, man. I don't smoke joints. 577 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,526 I smoke blunts. 578 00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:57,875 - Wait, what about the tears? 579 00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,442 - Oh, the tears? 580 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,183 Fake tears. 581 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,880 Honestly, man, I knew y'all was gonna give me something, 582 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,317 but I did not expect it to be 583 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,970 these rare-ass Jordan Retros. 584 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,059 These are rare as hell. Come on, man! 585 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,539 [laughs] 586 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,150 - That's great, Sherman. You got us. 587 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,674 - Hey, my bad, man. Look, to be real-- 588 00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:15,371 [sighs] When I was growing up, 589 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,982 my dad was always on me to man up. 590 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,071 He said that crying was a weakness. 591 00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,509 I never saw him cry, not even once. 592 00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:25,729 So I just grew up thinking that that's not what real men do. 593 00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,166 I still get emotional, 594 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,777 but I guess I just got a lot of stuff pent up. 595 00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:34,216 - That was really vulnerable of you. 596 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,522 Thanks for sharing that. 597 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,917 - I'm not gonna cry. - And we're fine with that. 598 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,877 But what we're not fine with is you having these Jordans. 599 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:43,791 - Hold on, man. - I was actually 600 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,009 kind of okay with it. 601 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,969 [funky beat] 602 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,275 ♪ 603 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:53,453 - Hey, I am sorry about how things went down. 604 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,585 - Sorry for what? I couldn't be happier. 605 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,413 - Oh, no. Your brain broke. 606 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,545 - No, my brain is tip-top. 607 00:19:58,588 --> 00:19:59,937 I just realized 608 00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:02,853 that I wasn't wrong about the meet-cutes. 609 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:05,552 All those places were your favorite places. 610 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:08,207 You found her ID and you invited her to the bar. 611 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,773 It was your rom-com all along. 612 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,819 You know, the one where the closed-off cynic 613 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:14,691 opens her heart and finds a new friend. 614 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:18,956 And it's called "The Perks of Being a Mallflower." 615 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,264 - I truly cannot believe we're related, 616 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,874 but I'm glad that we are. 617 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:28,052 And I guess you kind of sort of rubbed off on me a little. 618 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:30,620 - Well, I guess you kind of sort of 619 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:33,275 rubbed off on me a little too. 620 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,538 I'm not gonna lie, self-care is my jam. 621 00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:38,367 - Well, I'm happy you're happy. - You don't have to say that. 622 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,064 I can always tell when you're happy. 623 00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,414 After all, I have seen you in a tub. 624 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,720 - Oh. Don't say that. 625 00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,679 That's disgusting. - Wait, but you said at first. 626 00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:46,984 - Well, it sounds different when I say it. 627 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,160 - What? How? - What do you mean how? 628 00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,292 - How is it different when you say it? 629 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,424 - It just sounds a little bit better-- 630 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,903 - We should both stop saying it. 631 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,689 [Dionne Warwick's "That's What Friends Are For"] 632 00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:58,082 ♪ 633 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:04,001 - ♪ And I never thought I'd feel this way ♪ 634 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:07,178 ♪ And as far as I'm concerned ♪ 635 00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:12,009 ♪ I'm glad I got the chance to say ♪ 636 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:17,014 ♪ That I do believe I love you ♪ 637 00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:20,409 ♪ For good times and bad times ♪ 638 00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:25,066 ♪ I'll be on your side forevermore ♪ 639 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,068 [saxophone riff] - Yah. 640 00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:29,157 - Not a doctor. - Shh.