1 00:00:04,743 --> 00:00:05,135 . 2 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:07,442 - Our top story tonight-- Detroit's elite 3 00:00:07,485 --> 00:00:09,052 is out in force at the Roydon Hotel 4 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,185 for an evening of glitz, glamour, and good causes. 5 00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:13,839 - No, that's not the Oscars you're seeing. 6 00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:15,363 It's guests arriving 7 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:18,670 to the 65th Annual Payne Foundation Fundraising Gala. 8 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:20,194 - For those lucky enough to make it 9 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:22,065 onto the star-studded invitation list, 10 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:24,676 it'll be a night of elegance, class, and high fashion 11 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,243 on what has become 12 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:27,897 one of Motor City's most glamorous nights. 13 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:31,901 - Three, two... [groaning] 14 00:00:31,944 --> 00:00:34,121 - Ooh, I'm pulling. - You got to pull it harder. 15 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:35,905 - Oh, you're gonna dislocate my shoulder! 16 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:37,776 - Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. - Just use it. Use it. 17 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:40,518 - That's right. Whoo! [bleep], I'm sweating. 18 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:43,391 - ♪ Bom bom bom-bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 19 00:00:43,434 --> 00:00:45,871 ♪ Buh buh bom-bom-bom buh bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 20 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:48,439 [chorus vocalizing] 21 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:50,876 [indistinct chatter] - Oh. 22 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,878 [grunts] 23 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:55,098 Check that out. 24 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:58,536 - Excuse me, ma'am. I'm looking for my friend Sadie. 25 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:01,844 She's about your height and-- Oh, my God! 26 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:03,715 - Uh-huh. Is it too much? 27 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:05,891 - No! Turn around. 28 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,371 Ooh! - You like it? 29 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:08,851 - I just can't believe you dress 30 00:01:08,894 --> 00:01:10,461 the way you normally do when you're capable of this. 31 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:13,203 - How do I normally dress? 32 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:15,075 - Hey, guys, check it out. 33 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:17,947 Gangster faces! Ahh! 34 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:19,601 - Does he think people enjoy him? 35 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:21,559 Or does he know they don't and that's the point? 36 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:24,562 - I don't know. It's probably an unhealthy mix of both. 37 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:25,911 - Well, it's time to face the music. 38 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:27,609 - Oh, we can go around. We don't have to-- 39 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:30,438 - Believe me. I gain no pleasure from this. 40 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:33,310 [indistinct chatter, camera shutters clicking] 41 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:35,138 - Took the glasses off. 42 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:38,010 - The name is Cyrus Knight. C-Y-R... 43 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:39,360 us. 44 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:42,493 Thank you. What's up? Thank you. 45 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:44,234 - Ari Harman, two years on the board, 46 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:46,323 loves scuba diving, third wife disappeared 47 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:48,108 under suspicious circumstances in Thailand. 48 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:49,283 - Third wife, Barbados. 49 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:50,806 But you were close. - Damn it. 50 00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:52,373 - Don't worry-- as long as you know 51 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:54,026 all the board members' names, you're gonna be fine. 52 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:55,419 - No, if they want to replace me, fine isn't good enough. 53 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:56,594 I've got to blow them away. 54 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:58,161 - Well, if it's worth anything, 55 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,641 I think you're doing a really good job. 56 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:00,990 - It's worth almost nothing, but thank you. 57 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,426 - You're welcome. 58 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:04,559 - Just close your eyes and imagine a chessboard. 59 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:07,127 They're all pawns, but you're the queen. 60 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,258 You can move any direction you want. 61 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:09,346 You can move multiple spaces. 62 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:10,565 You're gonna gobble them up 63 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:12,262 before they even know what hit them. 64 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:13,611 - Okay. All right, I'm a queen. 65 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:14,786 - I'm a queen. - They're pawns. 66 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:16,310 - Mm-hmm. - It's helping. It's good. 67 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:17,746 - Good. I got your back, Katherine. 68 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:19,356 This is what we do. - Yeah. 69 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,358 - Yeah, and everybody's gonna love us. 70 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:23,273 - Yeah, I mean, we are pretty amazing party guests. 71 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:24,753 - We are. - Everyone says it. 72 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:27,190 I'm not bragging. It's what everyone says. 73 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,366 - Okay. - All right, who's next? 74 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:32,587 I don't think that's a board member. 75 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,415 - Ah, you won! This is a trick question. 76 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:37,592 This is actually a young James Earl Jones. 77 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:39,159 Can you believe he was that hot? 78 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:41,422 - Wow. - Yes. 79 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:44,381 [upbeat music] 80 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:49,734 ♪ 81 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:50,996 - Hey. 82 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,389 - Hey. 83 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:54,565 Wow. You look-- 84 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,785 - Thanks. You look, uh, too. 85 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,178 [chuckles] 86 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,657 - You remember Michelle? - I do. 87 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,311 - She was my co-star in a commercial. 88 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:03,357 - I was the hot mom with the sexy husband. 89 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,054 - I remember. - Yeah. 90 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:06,751 - Super hot. - Thank you. 91 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:09,232 - You were really good in that. Um, made me want to buy a car. 92 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:12,192 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 93 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:14,498 - We're gonna go to the bar. - Mm-hmm. 94 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,500 - Yeah. Yeah. - I got to do a thing. 95 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:19,286 - You're a really beautiful woman. 96 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:20,809 [laughter] 97 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:23,072 - We get so little time to talk at the board meetings. 98 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:25,466 I had no idea we had this much in common, Helen. 99 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:27,163 - I know. It's so funny. 100 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,512 - I'm like, "Third wheel alert." 101 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:30,210 Maybe you guys should get married. 102 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:31,733 [laughter] 103 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,256 - Okay, I really need to go bid 104 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,910 on that dinner with Rachael Ray. 105 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:36,738 - Oh, please, she should be bidding on dinner with you. 106 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:38,870 [laughter] 107 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:42,178 [hushed] Oh, man, I have had better conversations with Siri. 108 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,529 - Negative charisma--just an empty sandwich bag of a human. 109 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,662 - [chuckles] - Who's next? 110 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:49,098 - Hey-o! Someone get the lube 111 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:51,796 'cause we got a couple of Payne Gala virgins. 112 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,885 - Oh, God! - So, look, I know you guys 113 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:55,365 know I don't normally think of myself 114 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:57,237 as "a celebrity." 115 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,108 But this is a Payne family event, 116 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:00,892 and I am a Payne family member. 117 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:02,633 So, if we don't get a lot of face time, it's not personal. 118 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:06,071 It's just everyone wants a little slice of Wes. 119 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:07,551 You feel me? - I do. 120 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:09,597 I feel you, Wes, and thank you. - Uh, yes. 121 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,990 Yeah, we'll--we'll struggle on as best we can without you. 122 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:14,079 - You're still my boys, though. - Hmm. 123 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:16,343 - Oh, uh, and there's hotel rooms upstairs 124 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:18,170 in case you meet a lady... 125 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:20,260 or a guy, Cyrus. 126 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:21,261 Hell, maybe, Elliot, you meet a guy, 127 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:22,914 and, Cyrus, you me a lady. 128 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:25,308 It's just one of those nights where anything can happen. 129 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,397 Magic! 130 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:29,921 - Hey! You look incredible! 131 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:31,923 Wow! I mean, based on the way you normally dress, 132 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:33,882 I just assumed you were religious or something. 133 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:35,449 - Um... - Oh, this is Richard. Sadie. 134 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,102 - Hi. How do you do? - Sadie, my husband, Richard. 135 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:38,408 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 136 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:40,062 - This is much nicer than she usually dresses. 137 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:42,760 - I'm not sure why we're still talking about my-- 138 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:44,545 Doesn't matter. How's it going with the board? 139 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,547 - Oh, she just dazzled Westfall and Genzlinger. 140 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,897 - Well, the one I really need to impress is McGarry. 141 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,594 You know, if you have the support of the chairman, 142 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:52,161 the rest of these idiots don't matter. 143 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,336 - Right. - [chuckles] 144 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:54,772 Has anybody seen him, by the way? 145 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:58,428 - No, but Novie and Cantley-Kashima are over there. 146 00:04:58,472 --> 00:05:00,212 - Oh, great. We'll knock 'em both out at once. 147 00:05:00,256 --> 00:05:02,780 Who are they talking to? - Oh, that's that astronaut. 148 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:05,043 Yeah, I think he runs an aerospace firm. 149 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:07,350 - Oh, It's Charlie Altman. Halo Aeronautics. 150 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,352 - Oh. - He just left Halo, actually. 151 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:11,354 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 152 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:14,270 - Where do you go from there? - Hmm. 153 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,750 - It's an open bar, 154 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:18,753 so anything you want to drink, free. 155 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:20,668 - I know how open bar works, Wesley. 156 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:24,193 - Wesley, do you know why Charlie Altman is here? 157 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:26,413 Seems like he's getting real cozy with the board. 158 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:27,762 - Oh, you know what? I know he went to dinner 159 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,503 with some of them a few nights ago. 160 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:31,766 London Chop House. - London Chop House? 161 00:05:31,809 --> 00:05:35,117 That's where they took me when they offered me the CEO job. 162 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,988 - Oh. 163 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:38,686 Ruh-roh! 164 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:41,950 - Could I have a lot of shots of something? 165 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:43,952 . 166 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:45,954 - Mark. - Katherine. 167 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:47,912 - So nice to see you. - Nice to see you as well. 168 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:50,306 Hey, do you know Charlie? - Charlie Altman. 169 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,439 Houston, we have an astronaut. 170 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:54,049 - Katherine Hastings. It's a pleasure. 171 00:05:54,092 --> 00:05:56,138 - Charlie was telling me some amazing stories 172 00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:58,314 from his old space shuttle years. 173 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,143 - Wow. What an accomplishment that must have been. 174 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:03,145 I mean, piloting-- well, actually, 175 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:05,974 do you fly, or are they more computerized nowadays? 176 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:07,410 - Computers do most of the work. 177 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,325 - So you're sort of along for the ride, 178 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,153 kind of a passenger on a bus. 179 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:13,634 - I'm sure it's just a bit more complicated than that. 180 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,157 - Yes, of course. 181 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,854 Otherwise, we would just have sent monkeys up there. 182 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:18,465 Although I guess at first, we did. 183 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:20,815 We did some monkeys up there. That worked out all right. 184 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:22,643 - And how are you finding the new job? 185 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:24,079 Big Pharma to Big Auto-- 186 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:26,037 those are some pretty different skill sets. 187 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,691 - Yeah, you know, but selling is selling. 188 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,171 And when you have a great product, 189 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,477 it kind of sells itself, so-- - I'm glad to hear it. 190 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,653 Just don't go getting a bunch of old grannies 191 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:34,437 addicted to cars. - [laughs] 192 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:36,265 - Didn't work out so well for you last time, did it? 193 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:38,180 - No. And I heard you just left Halo. 194 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:40,095 Hope it wasn't a MeToo situation. 195 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:41,792 - [laughs] No, no, no. 196 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:43,838 - I'm sure we would have heard something about that. 197 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:45,361 - Yeah, of course, we would have. 198 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,884 Although, with NDAs these days, 199 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:48,625 you know, you don't always hear. 200 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:50,018 [laughs] 201 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:51,367 - You made that point last week. 202 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,500 I mean, you're talking torque versus power. 203 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:54,675 - Exactly. 204 00:06:54,718 --> 00:06:56,024 - EVs, isn't it? You can't quite get both. 205 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:58,156 - Unless you're the Roadster 250. 206 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,028 Zero to 60 in under 2 seconds. 207 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:01,377 - See, that's not even fair. 208 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,987 The McLaren takes three seconds--the McLaren. 209 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,902 - I know, it's crazy. - It's ridiculous. 210 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:06,687 - Is it true red cars go faster? 211 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:09,820 - [all chuckle] 212 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:11,387 - Oh. 213 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,041 - My brother told me that as a kid. 214 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:15,783 I'm just hearing how dumb it sounds. 215 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:17,045 - It's not. No, that's not dumb. 216 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:19,003 Could be true. - It is possible. 217 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:20,788 - Yeah, we should look into it. - Yeah. 218 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:22,311 - Okay. - Yeah. 219 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:24,661 - From bringing clean water to the Congo 220 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:26,184 to rebuilding homes... 221 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,621 - Unbelievable. 222 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:31,102 This guy is auditioning for my job in front of me. 223 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:32,539 He's got balls. I'll give him that. 224 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:35,063 - You have balls. You have big balls. 225 00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:37,239 I mean, they're lady balls, but they're big. 226 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:38,893 - ...Michigan Mentors, 227 00:07:38,936 --> 00:07:41,461 pairing at-risk Detroit youth with consistent role models. 228 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:43,680 - Thanks to the Payne Foundation 229 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:47,467 and the Michigan Mentors, there's nothing I can't do. 230 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:52,515 It went it! Oh, my God! It went in! 231 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:56,127 - He is adorable. 232 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:58,260 You know what? Maybe I should become a mentor. 233 00:07:58,303 --> 00:07:59,914 - Leave those children alone. 234 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:01,568 They have enough problems as it is. 235 00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:06,573 - And now your master of ceremonies, Tom Bergeron! 236 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:08,966 [cheers and applause] 237 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:11,229 - Thank you. Thank you very much. 238 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:13,188 I love how they edited that video 239 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:15,495 to make it seem like it went right in the basket. 240 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:18,193 [laughter] Yes, I am Tom Bergeron. 241 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:22,980 Welcome to the Payne Foundation's 65th Annual Gala. 242 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:26,244 The Paynes really are an amazing family. 243 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:28,333 Take Amelia Payne, for example. 244 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:31,162 Just made "Forbes'" 30 Under 30 list. 245 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:33,077 I'm sorry, Amelia, the work is good, 246 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:35,384 but I'm gonna need to see a birth certificate. 247 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:36,864 [laughter] 248 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:38,909 Then there's Marshall Payne, award-winning novelist. 249 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,694 Marshall writes books about-- 250 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:43,305 - Uh-oh, roasting time. I can take it. 251 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:46,134 This must be what a marshmallow feels like. 252 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:47,875 This must be what a marshmallow feels like. 253 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:50,181 - I heard you. - I heard you. 254 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:51,443 - They get roasted. 255 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:53,141 - I got it. - Stop it. 256 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,708 - Then Landon Payne-- 257 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:57,580 pro-golfer, successful at hitting both the ball 258 00:08:57,624 --> 00:09:01,279 and the bowl, if you know what I mean, 259 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:03,194 - You do smoke weed, though. You do. 260 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,587 - Shh, quiet. 261 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:06,415 - And Hunter Payne. 262 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:09,592 You know, Hunter won his last election by six points, 263 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:13,030 and he would have won by more, but his check bounced. 264 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:15,990 [laughter] 265 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,774 - Wish I made the same joke, man. 266 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:18,993 - It's not really that good. 267 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,560 - What? - Nothing. 268 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:23,867 [upbeat music] 269 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:27,001 ♪ 270 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:29,612 [camera beeping, shutter clicking] 271 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,875 - Whew. Shall we hit the bar? 272 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,355 - No! No! Let's do a couple more. 273 00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:35,531 - Okay. Couple more. 274 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,186 - Guess who I am. 275 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:40,405 - Flavor Flav! - Flavor Flav! 276 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:43,104 Yeah, boy! - Yeah, boy! 277 00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:46,020 - Yeah, boy! - [exhales deeply] 278 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:47,151 - Oh. 279 00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:48,544 Hi. Sorry. Excuse me. 280 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,677 Aren't you--aren't you the chap from the video? 281 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,113 - Uh-huh. 282 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,723 - The foundation invited Andre and me to the dinner. 283 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,899 I'm Sierra. I run the mentorship program. 284 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:58,423 - Elliot. Hi. It's a wonderful-looking program. 285 00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,251 I have to say, young Andre here really tore up 286 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,645 the silver screen over there-- a true showman. 287 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:05,866 - I like your accent. He sounds just like James Bond. 288 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,302 - Oh, gosh. 289 00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,043 Wow. That's--that's honestly one of the nicest things 290 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,827 anyone's ever said to me, Andre, 291 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,263 you silver-tongued charmer. 292 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:14,657 I was a real 007 fan when I was a boy, you know? 293 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:17,051 "Shaken, not stirred." 294 00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:18,618 It's Sprite, but, uh, you know... 295 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,663 - It's pretty funny, right? - Say something else. 296 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,404 - Uh, okay. What would he say? 297 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:24,754 He'd say, "Moneypenny, get in here 298 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:27,365 and bring Q with you," or something. 299 00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:29,716 It's not a direct quote. It's pretty good, isn't it? 300 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,674 Uh, you know, I actually have got 301 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:34,634 a lot of spare weekends now, you know, since the divorce, 302 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,897 Um, and I was thinking I could possibly volunteer 303 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,420 to be Andre's big brother. 304 00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,378 - Michigan Mentor. - Right. Yeah, whatever. 305 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:42,424 - Well, Andre actually already has a mentor, 306 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,818 but there are a lot of other boys who could use one. 307 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,689 - Right. Yeah, well-- oh, no, well, I'm sure. 308 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,386 I can--I can-- I can well imagine. 309 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,040 Um, so how does it work? 310 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,652 Is there sort of a menu that I can sort of pick from? 311 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,523 - Oh, no. I'll just take down your information, 312 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:56,090 and we'll assign you someone. 313 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,961 - Oh, oh, a-a surprise. - [chuckles] 314 00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,181 - Oh. [laughs] I love surprises. 315 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,704 - I know, but it's weird 316 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,445 he couldn't think of anything bad to say about me. 317 00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:04,925 It's like, I'm not perfect, Tom Bergeron. 318 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:07,275 - Or maybe he didn't think you was important enough 319 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,320 to mention-- you ever thought of that? 320 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:10,844 - Ha ha, burn. 321 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:13,455 - One Pinot and one club soda with lime, please. 322 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:16,066 - Not a big drinker, huh? - Oh, I'm such a lightweight. 323 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,459 I got to stay sharp. 324 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:19,591 It's an all-hands-on kind of night. 325 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:22,116 - Can I just say-- i-it's really cool 326 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,595 how supportive you are of Katherine. 327 00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,336 Not a lot of guys would do that. 328 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,034 - She is the CEO of a "Fortune" 500 company. 329 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,252 - Mm. 330 00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:29,906 - I teach math to fourth graders. 331 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,256 So, if I have to hold her purse sometimes to let her shine, 332 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,649 I'm happy to do it. 333 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,607 - My ex dumped me 'cause I wouldn't let him promote 334 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:38,480 his essential-oils pyramid scheme on my work listserv. 335 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,177 - Oh, you know, it's a two-way street. 336 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,136 I hold her purse at fancy galas, 337 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:44,138 and she comes to my PTA mixers... 338 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,487 I mean, if she's not off 339 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,315 doing business in Mumbai or someplace. 340 00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,926 - Oh, well, I doubt she'll have to go to Mumbai anytime soon. 341 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,146 [chuckles] - What about that new factory, 342 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,974 the one in Mumbai... 343 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,716 that she keeps going to? 344 00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:00,154 - Oh, Mumbai, India. 345 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,722 Uh, yeah, I-I think we got-- 346 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:05,855 I mean, I'm not really on the manufacturing side, 347 00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,291 but Asia-- 348 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,685 [chuckles awkwardly] 349 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,731 I-I... 350 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:14,211 . 351 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,692 - Richard, wait, wait-- - What have you been doing 352 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,911 when you say you're in India? - W-where? 353 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:18,955 - India, that country in Asia 354 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,261 you claim you've been traveling to? 355 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:21,784 - Richard was just asking about the new plant, 356 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,351 and I couldn't remember if you've been going to Mumbai 357 00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,135 technically or just the Greater Mumbai area. 358 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,181 - Are you cheating on me? - Richard, please! 359 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,704 Can we talk about this in private? 360 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,619 - Yeah, fine. - Thank you so much. 361 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,795 [chuckles awkwardly] 362 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,318 - Is it someone at work? 363 00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:37,365 Is it that British lawyer guy? - Ew! No! 364 00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:39,715 - I mean, obviously, not him specifically, but it could be-- 365 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,499 - Richard, I am not cheating on you. 366 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:44,807 Sometimes I just check into a hotel for a couple of nights. 367 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,853 - What? - Alone. Alone. 368 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:49,246 I order room service. I watch movies. 369 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,379 - We have every streaming service on the planet 370 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:52,989 at our house. - There's something special 371 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,165 about channel surfing in a hotel. 372 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,514 You get in in the middle of the movie, 373 00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:57,994 Who are these people? How did they get here? 374 00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,691 I don't know. I'm just here to have a good time. 375 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,650 - Wait, so all the times that you said you couldn't make 376 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,043 one of my events, 377 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,306 it's because you wanted to watch pay-per-view? 378 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:08,570 - My job is meeting after meeting and speeches 379 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,963 and interviews and dinners, 380 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:12,835 and sometimes I just need a little me time. 381 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,445 - "Me time"? 382 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,534 I have never missed one of your events 383 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:17,840 because I needed me time. 384 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,189 I mean, that's-- 385 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:22,018 How selfish can one person be? 386 00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,803 Here, take your damn purse. 387 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:26,240 - Richard, please don't leave. - Why? 388 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,808 'Cause you want me to help you work the board? 389 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,984 - No! 390 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,116 It's a lot of reasons. 391 00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:36,859 Please. 392 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,513 - Oh, God. 393 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,863 Come on. 394 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,691 - Why so sad, Treebeard? 395 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,432 Saruman cut down your forest again? 396 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:45,999 - Andre was taken. 397 00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,349 Not like Liam Neeson starrer "Taken." 398 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:49,916 I mean, he's already got a mentor. 399 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,266 So, instead, they've given me... 400 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,790 - Hector, what's your favorite class in school? 401 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,879 - I don't know. PE, I guess. 402 00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,750 - I mean-- - He seems fine. 403 00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,361 - "Fine"? Yeah, well, that's actually 404 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,015 the perfect word for it. 405 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,755 It's fine, he's fine. 406 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,628 Andre was [bleep]damn adorable. 407 00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,891 - You're a terrible person. - I mean, look at this. 408 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,588 "Hobbies, baseball." 409 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:14,331 Oh, wow, Hector. That's original. 410 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,550 God! 411 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:19,467 ♪ 412 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,990 - Tough night? 413 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,600 - I may have just destroyed Katherine's marriage 414 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,820 on one of the most important nights of her career. 415 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,214 Other than that, I'm great. 416 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,912 How about you? Where's your date? 417 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,305 - Yeah, boy! [camera shutter clicks] 418 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:34,482 - Ooh, doing a Flavor Flav thing over there, huh? 419 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,962 - She is really into him. 420 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,441 Don't even think she noticed I'm not there. 421 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,922 - You really found your princess, didn't you? 422 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,969 [both chuckle] 423 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,362 - He had to carry a special little ass pillow-- 424 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,930 - Uh-oh. Family talking to coworkers, worlds colliding-- 425 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,453 my worst nightmare. 426 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,281 - We're hearing young Wesley stories. 427 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,893 - Ah, yes. I was a bit of a wild child. 428 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,807 - Yeah, a bully put a rock up your butt. 429 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,635 - No, no, it was--it was a pebble, so-- 430 00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:58,854 - It was about that big. 431 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,334 - It was--didn't go all the way in. 432 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,075 - I remember our grandmother, she shows up there, 433 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,903 and she looks at him and she goes, 434 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,295 "You're a disgrace. 435 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:07,471 You're never gonna have a real job." 436 00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:08,733 - She said that to him. 437 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,170 - She had lost her mind at that--at that-- 438 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,041 - She was old, but she was kind of funny. 439 00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:14,130 - And I proved her wrong, so... - Well, not really. 440 00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,958 I mean, what are you, an intern? 441 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,004 - No. Our interns are actually useful. 442 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,963 - Oh, zing! You got me. - Owned. Owned. 443 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,791 - That's a good one. No, seriously, though... 444 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,053 - No, seriously, I'm just asking. 445 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,968 I'm not busting balls. What do you do here? 446 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,361 - Okay, guys, come on. 447 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,015 You know what I do. - Seriously, what do you do? 448 00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,320 - Well, he stinks up the bathroom a lot. 449 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,931 - Ah, zing again! - Oh, always, always. 450 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,280 - It's Burn City around here. 451 00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:34,934 - We called him the Climate Changer 452 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,761 'cause it was always 10 degrees warmer 453 00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,111 after he was done taking a dump. 454 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,329 - That was--that was one time that it happened. 455 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,070 - Oh, yeah. He sets off fire alarms. 456 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,463 - Remember, I specifically said that wasn't me. 457 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:43,899 - All right. All right. His 12th birthday... 458 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,335 - Mm-hmm. - Panic attack. 459 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,946 Had to call the fire department, locks himself-- 460 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,338 - Hey, Landon, maybe instead of weed, 461 00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:49,861 Bergeron should have mentioned the heroin. 462 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,125 Why don't you go back to rehab, you [bleep] junkie? 463 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,257 You broke mom's heart. 464 00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,262 Zing. 465 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,265 - Oh. 466 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,050 - The men's room on the other side. 467 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,573 - Oh, yes. No, I know. 468 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,749 I was waiting for you to come out of the ladies' one. 469 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,838 I got your email about Hector. 470 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,622 Um, he seems like a fantastic little chap. 471 00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:14,016 Yes, anyone would be lucky to be his big brother. 472 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,626 - Michigan Mentor. - Exactly. 473 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,193 Yeah, but the thing is, I have a bit more of a connection, 474 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,890 I feel like, with Andre. - Right. 475 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,458 But Andre already has a mentor. 476 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,417 - Yes. No, sure, but I was thinking perhaps 477 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,550 we should let Andre choose who his mentor was, 478 00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,030 you know, because if this other chap 479 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,336 has got a better connection with Hector, 480 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,990 you know, and we could swap. 481 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,165 - Uh, yeah, we don't do swaps. 482 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,340 It's better for the children 483 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,733 that they bond with just one mentor. 484 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,692 - Right, but, you know, what if Andre's mentor turns out to be 485 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,694 a molester, you know-- have you thought about that? 486 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,565 Because I don't think that's gonna be much better for him. 487 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,219 Do you know what I mean? 488 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:46,179 - So you're proposing that we put the molester with Hector? 489 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:50,574 - Well, Hector-- Hector is older, isn't he? 490 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:51,880 So he's--he's stronger. 491 00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:54,230 He's got a better shot of fighting the guy off. 492 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,928 Do you know what I mean? So-- 493 00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,234 - Talked to Harman, talked to Novie, 494 00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,540 talked to Gates. McGarry's a no-show. 495 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,063 You'd think the chairman of the board 496 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,499 would show up to this thing? 497 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,066 - Maybe he needs a little "me time." 498 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,415 - Richard, can we not do this? 499 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,200 My job is on the line. This is important. 500 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,723 - This is important? What about me? 501 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:09,941 - Okay. 502 00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:12,379 - Aren't I important? - You are. 503 00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:13,945 - Oh! Richard! - Ow. Oh, my God. 504 00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:15,512 - No, I don't do blood. Mm-mm. 505 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:18,646 - All right. Oh, God. Oh, God. This is gonna need stitches. 506 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,039 - Really? - Yes. 507 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,389 - Oh, no. - Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. 508 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:23,564 - Yeah. 509 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:24,695 - Let's get you to the emergency room. 510 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:27,220 - Really? You sure? - Yes. Oh, God. 511 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,438 There will be other nights. 512 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,049 I probably need to be surgically removed 513 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,180 from these Spanx. - Okay. 514 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,095 - Keep pressure on it. - I will. I will. 515 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,837 - Oh, my God, it's McGarry. 516 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,578 - Now he shows up? 517 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:38,970 - Aren't we leaving? 518 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,059 Sweetheart? 519 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,277 Darling, I'm-- 520 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,105 - Hospital. Yes. Mm-hmm. 521 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,367 - Darling? - Mm-hmm. 522 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,065 - Darling? - Mm-hmm. Right. 523 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:49,155 - Darling? - Yes, yes. Yes. 524 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:51,548 . 525 00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,681 - Well, where are we going? - The exit. 526 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,030 - The exit's that way. - Oh, yeah. 527 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,946 No, that one is closer, but--Soren? 528 00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,601 Hi! Soren. 529 00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:02,907 Richard, this is Soren McGarry, the chairman of the board. 530 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:03,995 - Hi. - Soren, this is Richard. 531 00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,780 - Richard, pleased to meet you. 532 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:06,955 Oh! - Oh, I cut myself. 533 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,261 - Oh, oh. Are you-- - It's nothing. 534 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,828 - It's actually really deep. - He exaggerates. 535 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:13,266 Oh, what are you two over here conspiring about? 536 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,441 - We were just talking 537 00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:15,877 about the future of the auto industry. 538 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,966 - Charlie here has some pretty interesting ideas. 539 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,446 - Oh, really? Yeah, I do, too. 540 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,274 I have--I have lots of them-- I was actually hoping 541 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,754 to share some of them with you here tonight. 542 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,887 - Katherine, I really think-- I'm sorry, I should go. 543 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,629 - Yeah. Why don't you just wait right over there? 544 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,196 It'll be ten seconds, I promise. 545 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,458 - Right. - Okay, okay. 546 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:32,589 - Sure. - All right. 547 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,330 I'll be out in a minute. 548 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:38,465 I have been thinking that an electric-model Pika, 549 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:41,163 I mean, even if it's not profitable, 550 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:44,166 well, um, uh... 551 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:47,778 well, um, would help cultivate our, uh 552 00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,606 our--our--our image, 553 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,695 um, you know, as a progressive-- 554 00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:55,177 [upbeat music] 555 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,918 - I had to cut a massive check to get myself 556 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,659 out of the whole Hector situation. 557 00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,095 I think that was their plan from the start. 558 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,923 Lure the suckers in with the eye candy 559 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,447 and then lump them with a dud and make them pay up. 560 00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:05,796 - When describing a young boy, 561 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,495 maybe try not using the phrase "eye candy." 562 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,192 - Okay. - Hey, Wes. 563 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,759 Want to come with us to get some drinks? 564 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:13,848 - Oh, uh, I'm sure my family 565 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:16,590 wants me to do something with them. 566 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,592 They'll be fine. 567 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,855 Yeah. Thanks. 568 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:23,945 - You know your family sucks, by the way. 569 00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,778 - Hey, what's--what's going on? 570 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,736 - I'm waiting for a room. 571 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:35,652 Richard says we should take a couple of nights apart. 572 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,872 At least I think that's what he said. 573 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,700 His texting hand has six stitches, 574 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:42,181 so it's mostly gibberish. 575 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,530 - I'm--I'm so sorry. 576 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,880 I didn't know about the India thing. 577 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,751 - Do you think I'm a selfish person? 578 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:50,711 - Selfish? No. Um... 579 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,191 - I know that I am. - Hmm. 580 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,583 - My first husband used to say, 581 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:54,932 "How can you be married to me 582 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,717 when you're already married to yourself?" 583 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,240 - That's why he's your ex. 584 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:03,985 Well, name me the successful CEO who isn't a little selfish. 585 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,988 You know, the winner of the rat race isn't the rat 586 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:09,643 who's, you know, spending her time 587 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:12,254 thinking about all the other rats' feelings? 588 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,302 - They should put that on a poster. 589 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,304 - Yeah? - Yeah. 590 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,609 - It felt good. 591 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,177 - Hey. - Hey. 592 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,441 - Tom Bergeron is having a party in his suite. 593 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,269 Want to get weird? 594 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,229 - Nah, I'm--I'm pretty tired. I think I'm just gonna pass. 595 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:32,361 You should go, though. - You sure? 596 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:36,147 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, have fun. I'll call you. 597 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,062 - All right. 598 00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:39,325 See ya. 599 00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,155 [upbeat music playing] 600 00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,767 - Hey, you coming? 601 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,856 - Definitely. - Yeah, boy! 602 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,946 - Yeah, boy! - Yeah, boy! 603 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,775 - I'm never gonna die! 604 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:55,906 - This is Michigan Mentor's website, okay? 605 00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,299 It's all Andre. 606 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,649 No sign of Hector, of course. You know why? 607 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,912 - I-- - 'Cause he's an absolute dud. 608 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,914 - Hey, I meant to tell you earlier, 609 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,960 you--you look good tonight. 610 00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,049 - Do I normally look like a garbage person? 611 00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,529 - No, no. You always look good, 612 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:12,358 but tonight you look more good. 613 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:15,317 - Thank you. - Whoo! Who is thirsty? 614 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:16,318 - Me! 615 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:17,624 - Hey, you guys should try this. 616 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,669 I've never done this before. 617 00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:22,977 How do you like me now, Bergeron?