1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,047 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,745 - So on the 15th, you have an interview with "Autoweek." 3 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:08,051 And then do you wanna 4 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:09,966 do anything on this roller rink thing? 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,402 - What roller rink thing? 6 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:13,622 - A roller rink in the boonies was doing a families day 7 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:15,319 and turned away a family with two moms. 8 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:18,018 - I mean, not to sound heartless. 9 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:20,629 I obviously want gay families to enjoy roller skating 10 00:00:20,672 --> 00:00:21,804 as much as the rest of us 11 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:23,066 but what does this have to do with us? 12 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,676 - Well, everyone expects companies 13 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,504 to be social advocates these days. 14 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:29,159 I mean, I was admonished by my coffee cup this morning 15 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:30,595 for not having neutered my dog. 16 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:32,510 - Actually, I stopped eating Fritos 17 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:34,643 after that Balloon Boy thing. - What did Fritos do? 18 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:36,645 - I don't really remember. I just stuck to it. 19 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:38,908 - I just don't see how donating to some charity moves 20 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:41,171 the needle on the elusive dream of roller rink equality. 21 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:42,607 - It's not a donation. 22 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:44,870 Most companies are just tweeting a rainbow square. 23 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:47,047 - A rainbow square? That's it? - Well, it's virtue signaling. 24 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:48,396 I didn't post one. 25 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:49,745 - Well, I mean, you get a free pass, don't you? 26 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:51,225 You probably didn't have to post a black square 27 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:52,878 when everyone was doing that. - Ah, so lucky. 28 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:55,185 - Yes, being a gay Black man in America is, 29 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:56,752 as they say, a breeze. 30 00:00:56,795 --> 00:00:58,754 - Look, if all we have to do is tweet some dumb square, 31 00:00:58,797 --> 00:00:59,842 then yeah, let's tweet it. 32 00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:01,191 - Got it. I'll post one immediately. 33 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:02,845 - Post two. Go nuts. 34 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:04,586 Look, if we don't take a stand, who will? 35 00:01:05,848 --> 00:01:07,763 - ♪ Bom bom bom-bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 36 00:01:07,806 --> 00:01:10,070 ♪ Buh buh bom-bom-bom buh bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 37 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:12,942 [chorus vocalizing] 38 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:14,509 - Hey, fam. 39 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:16,641 Today, Payne Motors decided to do the bare minimum 40 00:01:16,685 --> 00:01:20,254 to show their support for the LGBTQIA community. 41 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:22,256 Thank you, Payne, for saving the world 42 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:24,780 by posting that rainbow square. 43 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:26,521 Especially since all their commercials 44 00:01:26,564 --> 00:01:28,088 have one thing in common: 45 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:31,221 zero LGBTQIA representation. 46 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:33,093 - It already has like, a million views. 47 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:34,703 - I hate teenage girls. 48 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:36,574 - Where do they even find time to do this kind of research? 49 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:39,142 - I'm not sure she's totally wrong, though. 50 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:40,709 We do have a blind spot here. 51 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:43,103 I mean, GLAAD just put out a statement condemning us. 52 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:45,409 - Who cares what GLAAD says? They're garbage people. 53 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:46,715 - Whoa! - That's one too far. 54 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:48,369 - You can't say that. - What? 55 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:50,197 I just it's weird that the people who make trash bags 56 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,503 get to chime in on this stuff. - Oh, boy. 57 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:54,157 - I think you're thinking about Glad, the garbage bags. 58 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:55,376 - Mm-hmm. 59 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:58,030 - This is the Gay and Lesbian A--Alliance? 60 00:01:58,074 --> 00:01:59,119 - Is it alliance? - Association. 61 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,598 - Activist for-- 62 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:02,339 - Discriminatory? [all talking at once] 63 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:03,558 - I don't know how he doesn't know this. 64 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:05,081 - There's five A's, it's GLAAAAAD. 65 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,343 - GLAAAAAD. - Yeah, but anyway. 66 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:07,649 It's the gays. - Mm. 67 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:08,867 - So what should we do about this? 68 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:10,652 Is there another square we can tweet? 69 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:12,523 - Ooh, I think this is bigger than a square now. 70 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:14,090 - Come on. 71 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,658 - We could make a donation to GLAAD, the advocacy group. 72 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:17,963 Not trash bags. 73 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,400 - I mean, it's a lovely gesture 74 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:20,879 but I don't think it really raises awareness. 75 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:22,577 - Raising awareness of what? That gay people exist? 76 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:23,578 I'm pretty sure we're aware. 77 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,232 - We're not a bashful people. 78 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:26,842 - I just think it's about representation. 79 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:29,192 People like to see people like themselves on TV, that's it. 80 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:30,802 - Well, whatever our next commercial is, 81 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:32,064 we better make damn sure that there are 82 00:02:32,108 --> 00:02:33,631 some gay people in it. 83 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,198 - Oh... 84 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:36,286 - What? 85 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:37,766 - Remember the Magellan? 86 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:40,290 The minivan that serial killer was driving? 87 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:43,293 We rebranded. 88 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:46,122 [bright music plays] 89 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:49,865 - The Payne Magellan. For every type of family. 90 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:52,215 - Every type of family except for the gay ones. 91 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:54,086 - We've been working on this for months. 92 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:56,480 You cannot honestly be thinking about reshooting it 93 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:58,003 a week before it airs 94 00:02:58,047 --> 00:03:00,919 just because some teenager made a mean video about you. 95 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:02,312 - It was really mean. 96 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:04,358 I mean, she had, you know, graphics and everything. 97 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:06,186 - We can't air another commercial 98 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:08,144 with no LGBTQ representation 99 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,799 one week after rainbow square-gate. 100 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:13,758 - No, okay, but maybe we do have representation. 101 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:15,238 Right? I mean, for all we know, 102 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:16,587 every single one of those people could be gay. 103 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:17,849 They're just not talking about it. 104 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:18,981 You know why? 105 00:03:19,024 --> 00:03:21,331 Because they're in a car commercial. 106 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:22,854 So it just didn't come up. 107 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,595 - Look, I'm not suggesting we reshoot the whole thing. 108 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,554 Just the last few seconds with the different families 109 00:03:26,597 --> 00:03:29,426 except we replace one of them with same-sex parents. 110 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:32,864 So the message is Payne stands for all families. 111 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:34,301 - Is that possible? 112 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:37,173 - Well, we'd have to recast and--and shoot it 113 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:40,959 and then--and then edit it, get it ready to air in a week. 114 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:42,309 - Yeah. - Which, no. 115 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:45,225 Even if we could do that-- that's a giant if-- 116 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:47,879 is it really gonna be worth it to spend probably seven figures 117 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:50,273 just so we can appease the woke mob? 118 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:54,756 [quirky music] 119 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:56,671 - Can we get the blue van in here, please? 120 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:58,455 Should have been here five minutes ago. 121 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:00,762 - I really hate teenage girls. 122 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:03,852 . 123 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:06,550 [quirky music] 124 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:08,509 ♪ 125 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:10,075 - This is such a waste of time. 126 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,860 - Oh, my God, tell me about it. 127 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:13,688 Half of these TikTok videos are kids dancing 128 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:14,689 and the other half are people saying 129 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:15,777 the second tower never fell. 130 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:17,561 - No, I'm talking about the reshoot. 131 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:19,041 I'm not on social media. 132 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:20,956 Don't really need to get into arguments 133 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:23,698 with liberal nut jobs about my white privilege. 134 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:25,395 - Yeah, I'm sure the world is worse off 135 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:27,702 for not having your hot takes, Frank. 136 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:29,138 - I'm getting breakfast. 137 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:30,966 I might even get eggs with salsa 138 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:34,404 unless that's considered cultural appropriation now. 139 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:37,102 Ugh. 140 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,279 - Frank sucks, right? - Very much so. 141 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:45,850 - How's it looking, dude? 142 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:48,549 - Um, good, dude. 143 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:50,072 - Wesley Payne, client. 144 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:52,074 You're the director, I presume. 145 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:54,468 - [chuckles] Yep. - Cool. 146 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:56,165 God, I love the energy of a set, man. 147 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,993 Just everyone doing things. 148 00:04:58,036 --> 00:04:59,864 I did a part of a film program one summer 149 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:00,952 so I know the basics. 150 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:03,128 - Uh-huh. - There he is. 151 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:04,956 Hey, what do you think about for the first shot? 152 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,001 You thinking about something like this 153 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:07,394 where you are right now? 154 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:09,961 I'm the camera. Or like, maybe one of these? 155 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:11,876 Or even like, a... 156 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,139 come around that way? 157 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:17,360 - Mmm. Man, this is so cool, Cyrus. 158 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:18,970 I've never been on a set before, man. 159 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,537 - This one's okay. 160 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:22,931 I mean, a couple years ago, we did a Super Bowl commercial 161 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:24,933 and they had crab legs. 162 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:27,152 Mm, now that was an amazing shoot. 163 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:28,763 - You guys, I just saw the actor that 164 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:31,243 played Nick's brother on an episode of "Cincinnati Blue." 165 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:33,333 I can't believe he's doing commercials now. 166 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:34,899 - Well, I don't think a guest spot 167 00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:36,118 on one episode of television 168 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:37,467 equals ten seasons of "Friends." 169 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:39,251 - Um, I think he's doing very well. 170 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:40,601 - Go say hi. - No. 171 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:42,516 Like I'm some crazy stalker or something? 172 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:44,082 He's a celebrity. 173 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:45,127 - Is he a celebrity, though? 174 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:46,781 - Have you seen his IMDb page? 175 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:49,305 He got like, 30 credits where he wrote, directed, produced, 176 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,786 acted, and edited all of them by himself. 177 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:53,614 He's like a multi hyphenate. 178 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:54,789 - Thursday? 179 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:56,138 - Yeah, that's good. 180 00:05:57,966 --> 00:05:59,141 - Glad to see we've got 181 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:00,838 adequate mime representation on set. 182 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:03,319 - Honestly, melanoma would be less embarrassing than that. 183 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,147 - Well, I'm sorry that coming as I do 184 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:07,149 from the tropical paradise of the United Kingdom, 185 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:09,238 I'm not exactly well adapted to the sun. 186 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,806 But anyway, I met the two women in the new couple. 187 00:06:11,849 --> 00:06:12,981 They're--they seem lovely. 188 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:15,157 - Oh, do they read as authentic? 189 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,246 - Authentic minivan drivers? 190 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:18,900 - No, I just mean it's--to make sure 191 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:20,423 that they read as a couple. You know? 192 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:23,208 Not as, you know, like sisters or-- 193 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:25,646 Do they look like lesbians? 194 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:28,431 - I don't think lesbians look a particular way. 195 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,215 - Oh, no, no. I get that. I do. I get that. 196 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:32,740 I'm not like Frank. I'm not like, stereotyping. 197 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:35,525 It's just they're gonna be onscreen for one millisecond. 198 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:37,135 I mean, how are people gonna know that 199 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:38,398 they're, you know, a couple? 200 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:39,747 - Just the same way they'll know 201 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:41,313 the other families are couples. 202 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:43,359 - To be fair, there is a lot of, you know, implicit bias. 203 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,578 You know, lots of people think "couple," 204 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:45,970 they think mom and dad. 205 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:47,407 - Right. - You know, not me. 206 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,191 I see two fellas walking down the street together, 207 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:50,714 I'm like, "Where are the kids?" you know? 208 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,020 Probably with the babysitter, I would think. 209 00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:53,674 - Exactly-- it's just--it's just that 210 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:55,284 we're spending all this money 211 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:56,938 on reshoots to change stereotypes. 212 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:58,330 How much would it suck to get to the end 213 00:06:58,374 --> 00:07:00,420 and have people be like, "Oh, hey. 214 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:02,987 "Look, there's two families and a pair of platonic friends 215 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,032 driving their kids home"? 216 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:05,686 - Okay, so what do you wanna do? 217 00:07:05,729 --> 00:07:08,166 We put a rainbow flag sticker on the back of the car? 218 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:09,777 - Or what about this? 219 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:12,867 They--at the end, they get out and they like, clasp hands. 220 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:14,390 But you know, we shoot it in such a way 221 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,348 that you can see both of their wedding rings. 222 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:19,656 So maybe the camera spins around the hands. 223 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,136 - Or I can talk to wardrobe. 224 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:22,703 - You know what? That's a great idea. 225 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:24,618 - Right. - Thank you. 226 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:26,968 - Hi. Excuse me, sorry to interrupt. 227 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:28,230 - No worries. 228 00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:29,623 - First off, everyone looks great. 229 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,146 So good job. 230 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:33,409 The women in the new couple, 231 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,542 wondering if they each should wear something 232 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:39,154 a little more tailored or quirky? 233 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:42,723 Maybe like a vest? Maybe over a dress shirt. 234 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,333 - Like Diane Keaton? 235 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:46,335 - Well, I was thinking like, more off the top of my head, 236 00:07:46,378 --> 00:07:49,207 like Ellen's kinda style actually. 237 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:50,992 - Oh, you want me to lez them up a little. 238 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:52,341 - No, I didn't say that. 239 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:55,083 I did not say that. I would never say that. 240 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:57,564 I just think that we don't need to adhere to any sort of like, 241 00:07:57,607 --> 00:08:00,741 feminine type by heteronormative standards. 242 00:08:01,742 --> 00:08:03,526 Yeah, they should just wear whatever they would 243 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:07,182 normally wear in their day-to-day lives as lesbians-- 244 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:10,533 Americans-- as lesbian Americans. 245 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,840 - But I'm a lesbian and I'd wear what they're wearing. 246 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:14,363 - Great. 247 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:15,407 - And I'm pretty sure one of them isn't even gay. 248 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:16,713 But, hey, you're the boss. 249 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:18,976 I'll throw bolo ties on them if you want me to. 250 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:22,937 - Mm. You know what? It's fine. Ah, I love it. Thanks again. 251 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,329 - Thank you. 252 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,508 - Okay, so there's a chance that one of the actresses 253 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:30,727 playing a lesbian could be straight. 254 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:33,121 - So don't lots of straight people play gay characters? 255 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:35,602 I mean, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tom Hanks, Channing Tatum? 256 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:37,168 - Mm-mm. 257 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:38,213 I don't think Channing's ever played gay. 258 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:39,693 He's just a good dancer. 259 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:41,390 - It's just--it's complicated right now 260 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:42,870 because we're already under the spotlight. 261 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,480 We don't need a story getting out that even when 262 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,135 we do have a gay character, we cast a straight actress. 263 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:49,354 It's hard. - What about Hugh Jackman? 264 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:50,704 Did we ever get an answer on that one? 265 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:51,966 - [clears throat] 266 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:53,750 Can we just focus on one issue at a time? 267 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:54,795 - Fine. 268 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:56,057 I mean, you said there's a chance 269 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,537 that she might be straight. Can we ask? 270 00:08:57,580 --> 00:09:00,540 - Ooh, absolutely not. That's a real legal red flag. 271 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,932 So no asking. 272 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:04,152 - Are you really putting that under your sleeve? 273 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:05,327 You know the sun ain't a tick. 274 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,155 It don't just get in the crevices. 275 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:09,200 - So to sum up, if we ask a straight actress 276 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,637 to play a gay character, we get in trouble 277 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,509 but if ask her if she's gay, we also get in trouble? 278 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,684 - Yeah. 279 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:16,381 Cyrus, what do you think we should do? 280 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:18,732 - Well, on one hand, I don't feel comfortable 281 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,603 being the voice of the entire gay community. 282 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,736 On the other hand, they just put out dessert crepes 283 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,128 and I really wanna get one 284 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,826 before they've all been picked over. 285 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,044 So... 286 00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:29,569 [voice muffled] Good luck. 287 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,312 - I got a shot list. 288 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:36,053 If it's helpful, it's-- 289 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,621 There you go. That's-- - Wow. 290 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,667 - Yeah, that would be the car, the blue one. 291 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:43,191 And then all the arrows would be the cameras. 292 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:44,496 - Great, well, you hang onto that, 293 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:45,889 and I will--I'll let you know if I need it. 294 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:48,152 - Yeah, no. I like living life. I like that. 295 00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:49,414 - Yeah. - Just let the creativity flow. 296 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:52,722 I got this when you need it in my hands. 297 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,681 - So are we recasting? 298 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,508 I can place a rush call to another actress, 299 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:57,988 but it'll take one to two hours. 300 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,599 We'll have to decide now. 301 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,383 - Do you know what it's called when someone pretends to be 302 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:03,603 something that they're not? Acting, right? 303 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,953 So Johnny Depp is not a pirate. 304 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,258 Do we have to recast him 305 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:09,173 so we don't offend pirate Americans? 306 00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:10,653 - If we recast, 307 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,829 how do we make sure we get an actual legit lesbian? 308 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,570 - Okay, look, just to be absolutely clear again, 309 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,094 we cannot ask anyone about their sexual orientation 310 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:18,661 as a condition of employment. 311 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:21,490 - Reese Witherspoon did not go to Harvard Law School 312 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,883 to win back her boyfriend. 313 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:25,276 - Okay, what if we tell the casting people 314 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,671 that we want accurate representation? 315 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,586 And when you say accurate, maybe wink a little bit 316 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,196 so they kinda know what you mean. 317 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,198 - I'll be talking to them on the phone. 318 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:36,505 - It's okay. Just wink with your voice. 319 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:39,726 Just be like, "We need an accuratelesbian." 320 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,553 - Sorry, one question, what are we supposed to do 321 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,294 with the actress that we currently have? 322 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,732 Because obviously, we can't let her go for being not a lesbian. 323 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,821 - Is there somewhere else that we could find to put her? 324 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,170 - Stick her wherever you want. I don't care. 325 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,475 I'm here till 6:00. 326 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,739 - Uh, just a heads up, we lose the child actors 327 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:55,393 in about four hours, so we might wanna keep that in mind. 328 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,134 - Great, that's super helpful. Thank you so much 'cause 329 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,701 what we need right now is more pressure. 330 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:03,140 - Okay, so do we care what race the actress is? 331 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:04,925 - Doesn't matter. - Well, white. 332 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,143 - What? 333 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,754 - Well, 'cause her partner is white. 334 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,277 - So? 335 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,759 - Well, doesn't matter to me personally, but there are, 336 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,762 you know, people out there who have old fashioned views. 337 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:18,503 And hey, they buy cars too. So-- 338 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:19,853 - Is what you're saying that 339 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,682 when it came to casting our two other couples, 340 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:26,381 you specifically paired white with white and Black with Black 341 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,035 because you wanted to make sure 342 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:30,602 that we pandered to segregationists? 343 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:33,475 Please tell me that is not what you are telling me, Frank. 344 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,565 - You know. 345 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:41,396 - Okay, we're gonna mix things up. 346 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:44,268 Dads, switch cars. Moms, stay where you are. 347 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,836 - Moms, you're good. Dads, gotta move. 348 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,490 - We're still at driver's side though? 349 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,231 - Yes, men still behind the wheel. 350 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:53,190 - No. No, no, no. 351 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:57,064 This time--this--this--this-- 352 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:59,762 this time, the woman drives. 353 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:00,894 Yeah. 354 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,375 - She should let the director say that stuff. 355 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:06,726 . 356 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,293 [quirky music] 357 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,773 ♪ 358 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,776 - Hi, I just wanna say 359 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,865 that everyone is loving what you're doing. 360 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,127 - Really? - You are... 361 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,303 [clicks tongue] Knocking it out the park. 362 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,784 And I just have to say that your episode 363 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,004 of "Cincinnati Blue" was awesome. 364 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:26,484 - Oh, wow. Thank you. 365 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,051 Yeah, I--you know, 366 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,705 I was hoping to be a recurring, but who knows, right? 367 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,967 - Yeah. 368 00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:31,968 - Have you seen any of my other stuff? 369 00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:33,796 - No, just the--just the one. 370 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,102 - Oh, I've been in a couple indies. 371 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:37,278 You know, one got into Slamdance in 2015, 372 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,758 "No Other Exit." - "No Other Exit"? 373 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:39,933 - The low budget action thriller 374 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,238 with Lou Diamond Phillips. 375 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,936 - Oh, okay. - Ah, it was a blast. 376 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,894 But it felt like, you know, we were saying something. 377 00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,417 You know? - Mm-hmm. 378 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:48,463 - Matter of fact, let me find you a clip from the movie. 379 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:51,814 Me and LDP got into a little fight in the film. 380 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,163 I punched him in the face and he beat 381 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,817 my character to death. It was so much fun. 382 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,210 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, there it is. 383 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,472 There it is. - There's the-- 384 00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:58,908 - That's me. I'm in the puddle of blood. 385 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,170 - Yeah. Oh, you're dead. 386 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,563 - Yeah. 387 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,870 - Oh, looks like casting sent over the new actress. 388 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,829 - Quick turnaround. - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 389 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,265 - I think she probably identifies 390 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:13,314 as a LGBT et cetera in real life, right? 391 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:14,663 - I mean, you can't tell 392 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,491 just by looking at someone, but I think it's-- 393 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,754 - That's the butchest lesbian I've even seen in my life. 394 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,842 - Mm-hmm. 395 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,236 - Not a lot of ambiguity. - Mm-mm. 396 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,933 - Oh, okay. 397 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,588 - And do they look like they would be together? 398 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:29,939 Like, is there chemistry there, do you think? 399 00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:32,855 - Well, I mean, they're certainly different types. 400 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:35,031 But I believe there is--you know, 401 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,728 that's quite common in that community. 402 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:37,947 Isn't that right? - Yeah, ask him. 403 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,427 - Hmm, I'm trying to remember everything 404 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,559 they taught us about lesbians at How To Be Gay Camp, 405 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,083 but it's been a while. 406 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,867 - Wait, why are they putting the other one in the back? 407 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,521 What is she? Their tutor? 408 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:48,262 - Oh, well, remember, we have to put her somewhere, so... 409 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,177 - Well, having all three of them together like that 410 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,483 doesn't look like they're a throuple, does it? 411 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:53,745 - How can they be a throuple? 412 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:54,877 The one in the back's not even a lesbian. 413 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,574 - Well, the audience doesn't know that. 414 00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:59,186 - Then why the [bleep] did we just replace her to begin with? 415 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,448 - Well, maybe we can make it 416 00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:01,753 look like she's someone they picked up. 417 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,059 You know, someone's got into distress, 418 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,061 the car's broken down, she's got jumper cables. 419 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,933 You know, I'll talk to props. 420 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:13,591 - Okay, hello. Props. Sorry, are you props? No? 421 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,811 Sorry, is there, um... 422 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:19,423 sorry, hi, friend. Are you props? 423 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,947 - You know what? 424 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,513 Maybe we should get a picture or something like that? 425 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,080 I mean, it doesn't happen every day where you, you know, 426 00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:26,691 you meet a celebrity and he meets a fan. 427 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,171 - Nah, I'm good actually. 428 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,651 - You sure you don't want a selfie? 429 00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,131 The lighting's great here. 430 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:33,089 - Sure. You know-- - Yeah, let's do it. 431 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,612 Here, I'll take that. I got long arms. 432 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:35,831 - Oh, you'll take it? Okay. 433 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,920 - Say, "Bennet." [camera shutter clicks] 434 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:40,053 [laughs] There it is. Okay, here. 435 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,576 Let's get one with my phone. 436 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,925 - Oh, two pictures. 437 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,885 - Yeah, acting. [camera shutter clicks] 438 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,451 That's good. Hey, when you post that, 439 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,323 can you tag my manager in it as well? 440 00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:50,715 - Your manager? 441 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,282 - I'd like for her to know I still got the heat. 442 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,936 - Stacy, girl. Just looking for you, girl. 443 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,503 Come here. 444 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:56,765 - Come on, Bennet. 445 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,114 - How we looking? 446 00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,116 We changing hearts and minds finally? 447 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,944 - Yes, we have a well-represented, 448 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:05,469 multi-racial ad that we can be proud of. 449 00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,080 Oh, but wait. 450 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,820 What if the Proud Boys don't buy our cars anymore? 451 00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,300 Oh, no. 452 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,172 - You're acting like I have a problem with any of this 453 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,914 but I don't care. I really just wanna sell cars. 454 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,132 - Mm-hmm. - And actually. 455 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,742 You know, that guy's skin is so light 456 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,310 that now that he's being paired with her, from here, 457 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,573 he kinda just looks like a white guy. 458 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,968 If anything, you've actually just reduced 459 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,535 the amount of diversity in this thing. 460 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,319 - Oh, come on. 461 00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,974 - But the actor is, in fact, Black, right? 462 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,845 - Yes, but he's light Black. 463 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,108 - What are we, crayons? 464 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,370 - Now that he's next to a white woman, 465 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,806 you're worried 466 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,416 because you think people will think that he's white? 467 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,549 - Exactly. Maybe. I mean, I don't know. 468 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,072 - Does it matter? - I mean, you tell me. 469 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,031 If it seems like there's only one Black actor 470 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,424 in the commercial, won't that seem like tokenism? 471 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,209 - Yeah, but it isn't tokenism because-- 472 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,167 'cause the guy is actually Black, right? 473 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:52,777 - But will it look like tokenism 474 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,040 if no one knows he's Black? 475 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,171 - Is there something we can do with makeup 476 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,086 to make him look darker? - Wesley. 477 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,174 - Come on, man. 478 00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:59,741 - Just put him in blackface. 479 00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:02,091 - No, no, no. Stop, stop. I'm saying, he's already Black. 480 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,528 We'd just be increasing his level of Blackness. 481 00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,617 - Wes, you can go sit over there with Frank 482 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,141 in the Cancelled Forever tent. 483 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:09,403 - Is part of the worry that by casting that actor, 484 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,013 we're playing into the narrative 485 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,450 of the safe, light skinned Black man? 486 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,322 - Oh, my God. - Wasn't before. 487 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,846 It is now. I mean, should we recast him? 488 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,717 - So first we recast an actress 489 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,589 because she might not be gay in real life; 490 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,199 now we're recasting an actor 491 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:25,419 who is, in fact, Black in real life 492 00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,464 but might not appear Black on screen. 493 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,379 - Yeah, right, it's like, I mean, are we finally allowed 494 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:32,078 to say like, woke culture has gone a little bit too far? 495 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,775 - Yeah, I don't think we're allowed to say that. 496 00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,690 - Absolutely not then. Let's not say that. Carry on. 497 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,648 - Is there even time to bring in a new actor? 498 00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:39,694 - Uh. Hey, hall monitor. 499 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:42,784 Hey, if we wanted to replace another actor, could we? 500 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,220 - We wouldn't make our day. 501 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,222 Also, we only got a couple hours left with the kids. 502 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:47,832 - Okay, great. I only asked you one question. 503 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,095 I just needed that one answer. 504 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,618 But thank you for giving me a lesson 505 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:53,403 on time management skills. You're a real--real peach. 506 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:57,494 Thank you so much. God, that guy is a grade-A dud. 507 00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:58,713 - Okay, okay, okay. 508 00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:01,150 Maybe there's someone here who's not white, 509 00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:05,589 who could sub in. Or maybe even one of us? 510 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,634 - Oh, let's use Jack. 511 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:09,506 Yeah, you're fine, respectfully. 512 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:10,812 - Thank you, but no. 513 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:11,943 I'm not really-- I was an athlete. 514 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,380 I'm not really an actor. - Relax, Denzel. 515 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,164 You just have to step out of a car and wave. 516 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,166 - "You know, man say he got a dream. 517 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,950 Woman say, 'Eat your eggs, Walter Lee.'" 518 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,256 "Raisin in the Sun." 519 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,953 See, I did a lot of theatre growing up, 520 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,695 and I've been considering going back to doing it again. 521 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,132 - I would love to hear all about that. 522 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,264 Jack, are you in? 523 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,092 - Yeah. What the hell? I'll give it a shot. 524 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,441 - Okay, great. Hey. 525 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:32,660 A star is born, guys. That's awesome. 526 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:33,791 - Yes, he saved the day. 527 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,271 - I'm sorry to pour cold water 528 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,143 on everyone's happy dreams of stardom, 529 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:40,146 but we can't release the actor based on his race. 530 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,278 So now we need to find a job for that guy as well. 531 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:43,801 - Just a square. Just tweet a square. 532 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:48,154 . 533 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:51,113 [quirky music] 534 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:55,117 ♪ 535 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,814 - You okay? 536 00:17:56,858 --> 00:18:00,035 - I--I've never acted before. 537 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,950 I don't quite know what to do with my arms. 538 00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,734 - Your arms. - My arms. 539 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,475 - Well, what would you do with them normally? 540 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,608 - Something like this. 541 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:11,481 Yeah, something like this or this. 542 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,657 Something like this, yeah. 543 00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,964 - Well, when I'm sitting in a car, 544 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:19,968 I normally hold my arms kind of like this. 545 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:24,799 That looks really good to me. 546 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:25,974 That looks really natural to me. 547 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,802 You should go with that. - It-it-- 548 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,804 surprisingly feels pretty damn good. 549 00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,197 - Does it? - It feels good. 550 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,720 - Mm-hmm. Perfect. 551 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:34,852 - Hey. 552 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,160 I wanted to give you some signed headshots 553 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,988 and a copy of "No Other Exit" in case 554 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,511 I didn't see you before we wrap. 555 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:44,297 - Oh, three copies. - Yeah. 556 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,299 - And a DVD. 557 00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:49,302 - That's the one that was in the 2015 Slamdance festival. 558 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,173 - I'll be sure to watch this. 559 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,784 - Okay, great. DM me sometime, okay? 560 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:54,829 - DM? - Yeah. 561 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:58,137 - Okay. Yes. - Dori. 562 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,707 Yeah. Okay. I'll see you. 563 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,809 - [sighs] - [sighs] 564 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:21,508 - This is the craziest day of my directing career. 565 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,118 - Me too, man. 566 00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,819 - You cannot eat nine slices. That's not human. 567 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,299 - I definitely can. I'll prove it to you. 568 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,040 Any night you want. - Oh, you're on. 569 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,433 We're so doing this. - It's settled then. 570 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:34,521 - Okay. - You, me. 571 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,262 Triple pepp deep dish. 572 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,785 - They actually look pretty good together. 573 00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,830 I'd buy them as a couple. 574 00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:42,224 - Ah, they're fine. It's just a stupid commercial. 575 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,704 It's not like a Nora Ephron movie. 576 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,053 Let's not read too much into it. 577 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,924 What is going? Hey, excuse me. 578 00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:49,188 Hi. Can we shoot already? 579 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,451 - Actually, all the kids have timed out. 580 00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:52,843 So we gotta send them home. 581 00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:54,236 - Now? We're about to shoot. 582 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,933 - Yeah, I tried to warn you about that earlier 583 00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,544 but you told me to shut up, 584 00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,981 so that's what I did. 585 00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,939 All right, let's say good night to the kids. 586 00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:06,335 Whoo-hoo. Good night, kids. Good night. 587 00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,903 - What's with his attitude? 588 00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,426 - We don't have time to bring in other kids. 589 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:11,906 We're losing light as is. 590 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,212 - We're losing light, guys. Gotta move. 591 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,170 - So, we are gonna film a family commercial 592 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,824 with a bunch of grownups standing around 593 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,913 empty swing sets like a Stephen King movie? 594 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:21,045 - Or here's a wild idea. 595 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,786 Why don't we use our original commercial 596 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,527 which was perfectly fine as is? 597 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,181 - We will get killed in the press. 598 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,749 Especially if it got out that we were shooting this version 599 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,925 and still aired the old one. 600 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,275 - There is one sliver of light left. 601 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,059 What are you? A [bleep] vampire? 602 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:36,974 How do you not have rickets? 603 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,672 [bleep]. 604 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,458 - I-I-I take supplements. 605 00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:45,418 [bright music plays] 606 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,289 ♪ 607 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:51,511 - The Payne Magellan. For every type of family. 608 00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:53,339 - I gotta say, the combination 609 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,515 of abandoned swing sets and minivans 610 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,125 with no children is a bit creepy. 611 00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,780 - Yes, it does have a sort of post-apocalyptic 612 00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,869 "Children of Men" type quality to it. 613 00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,959 The lighting, the angles, not what I would've done. 614 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,439 - Jack, you were good, though. 615 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:09,093 - Thanks, it was fun. - Yeah, looked fun. 616 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:11,008 So what do you wanna do? Do we air this? 617 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:13,794 - Might as well. 618 00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,186 No one watches commercials anymore anyway. 619 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,019 - Cool.