1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,046 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,788 - Market is about to open. - What's the price? 3 00:00:05,831 --> 00:00:07,137 - 55.13. 4 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,530 - So we only need to get it up three points 5 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:09,922 by the end of the day. Easy. 6 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:11,141 - 3.01. 7 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:12,490 If we're at 58.14 by the end of the day, 8 00:00:12,534 --> 00:00:15,319 we all keep our jobs. 58.13, we're all fired. 9 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:16,494 - We're gonna make it. 10 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:17,626 All of Wall Street watches this show. 11 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:19,019 We just gotta hit the talking points. 12 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:21,021 - Right, $10,000 Pika is the most affordable car 13 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:22,370 in its class. 14 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:23,719 It's available for pre-order starting today. 15 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,242 - And if they ask why we're selling direct... 16 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:26,939 - How about, "The dealers hated it so much, 17 00:00:26,983 --> 00:00:27,984 they refused to sell it." 18 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,159 - No, not that one. 19 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:30,465 - The Pika is a car for the people, 20 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:32,249 so why not offer it directly to the people? 21 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:34,034 - Wow, I almost believed that, and I know you're lying. 22 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:36,819 - And if you get asked a question that you can't handle, 23 00:00:36,862 --> 00:00:39,604 just say, "I feel positive and confident about it." 24 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:42,085 - I've done a lot of TV, Sade. I'm a pro. 25 00:00:42,129 --> 00:00:43,347 They won't even need to edit me. 26 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:44,783 - Well, it's live, so they can't. 27 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:46,133 - Wait, what? 28 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:47,177 What if I say something I'm not supposed to 29 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:48,613 and there's not take backs. 30 00:00:48,657 --> 00:00:50,354 Like, what if I suddenly just start shouting "penis." 31 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:52,095 - Why would you start shouting "penis"? 32 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,183 - 'Cause I'm not supposed to. 33 00:00:53,227 --> 00:00:55,316 - Wesley, just breathe, 34 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:57,318 and remember, "I'm positive and confident." 35 00:00:57,361 --> 00:00:59,537 - Positive and confident. Positive and confident. 36 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:01,061 Okay, that helps. 37 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:05,325 - You know, it's funny now that Wesley said the word "penis" 38 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,371 it's all I can think about. - [sighs] 39 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:09,112 - Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. 40 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:10,896 Penis. 41 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:13,856 - ♪ Bom bom bom-bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 42 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:16,076 ♪ Buh buh bom-bom-bom buh bom-bom-bom-bom ♪ 43 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:18,904 [chorus vocalizing] 44 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:21,298 - Making another interest rate hike by the Fed 45 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:22,517 all but certain. 46 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,214 The Payne Pika launches this morning. 47 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:26,129 We'll talk about it after the break. 48 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:28,262 - And we're clear. Two minutes. 49 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:29,914 - Positive and confident. Positive and confident. 50 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,614 - You guys will be seated here, Katherine in the middle, 51 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:34,398 Wesley on the end. 52 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:35,791 - Dan Abbas, glad you could make it. 53 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:37,967 - Katherine Hastings. Thanks for having us. 54 00:01:38,009 --> 00:01:39,229 - Positive and confident. - Hi. 55 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:40,795 - Wesley. - Oh, uh, sorry. 56 00:01:40,839 --> 00:01:42,189 Wesley Penis. Pleasure. 57 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:43,407 [clears throat] 58 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:45,235 Positive and confident. - [chuckles] 59 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:46,670 - Positive and confident. 60 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:48,804 - You said I'd be answering questions about the car. 61 00:01:48,847 --> 00:01:50,152 You didn't say I'd be standing next to it 62 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:51,372 on national television. 63 00:01:51,414 --> 00:01:53,417 - Okay, You hate the Pika. I get it. 64 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:55,593 - You do? 'Cause I thought I was being subtle. 65 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:58,422 - Look, all our jobs depend on you selling this thing. 66 00:01:58,466 --> 00:02:01,512 So can you please just try to act excited about it? 67 00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:03,862 - Helen Mirren couldn't act excited about this turd. 68 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,909 Fine. 69 00:02:06,952 --> 00:02:08,519 I'm excited about the Pika. 70 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:11,392 - Ten seconds until live. 71 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:12,610 - Oh, I've got all this saliva in my mouth. 72 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:13,698 There's like, a ton of it. What do I do? 73 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:14,569 Do I spit it out? - Just swallow it. 74 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:15,744 Just swallow it. - Okay. 75 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:16,788 - Just swallow it. 76 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:17,920 - It's too much, too much. I can't. 77 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:18,921 - Swallow it. - I can't. 78 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:20,096 - Swallow it. - I can't. 79 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,706 - The Pika, Payne's new $10,000 car, 80 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:23,534 starts taking pre-orders today. 81 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:25,057 Here to talk about it are Payne Motors CEO 82 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:26,972 Katherine Hastings... - Great to be here, Dan. 83 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:30,193 - And also investor and Payne family member Wesley Payne. 84 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:31,368 - Hi, Dan. Oh. 85 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:33,109 - Ugh, God. - Oh, oh. 86 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:33,978 - You all right over there? 87 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:35,503 - Sorry. 88 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:36,939 I got some bad saliva advice earlier. 89 00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:38,810 - I think--you know, I think we're just 90 00:02:38,853 --> 00:02:41,291 all salivating over the sales that are projected 91 00:02:41,335 --> 00:02:43,772 for the Pika. - Nice recovery. 92 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:46,296 - Auto companies are always racing to add features 93 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:47,515 to their cars. - Yes. 94 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:49,430 - But you've gone in a different direction. 95 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:52,084 - Yeah, you know, Dan, the Pika has two features 96 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:53,477 that other cars don't. 97 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:55,827 - Why is he just staring into the camera like that? 98 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,264 - Is he having a stroke? 99 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:59,222 - Nah, his face would be drooping to one side by now. 100 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:00,745 He's probably [bleep] his pants though. 101 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:02,921 - Now, Cyrus, you designed the Pika. 102 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,488 What can you tell us about 103 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:07,448 reducing cost without sacrificing safety or function? 104 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:10,015 - Dan, I gotta tell you, 105 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:12,670 this is one hell of a car we have for you today. 106 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:14,324 Whoo-hoo! Wow! 107 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:15,630 She's a beaut! 108 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:18,328 I mean, from the roofs to the wheels, 109 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:20,243 these cars are steals. 110 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:21,679 And you can only get it at one place. 111 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:23,507 That's www.paynepika.com. 112 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:26,423 - He's coming on a bit strong. - Yeah, it's a lot. 113 00:03:26,466 --> 00:03:30,427 - ♪ We've got Payne Pikas in Detroit city ♪ 114 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:32,212 ♪ That's a capital P, and that rhymes with C ♪ 115 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:35,302 ♪ And that stands for cool 116 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:38,696 - [sighs] - Uh...sounds like he's a fan. 117 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,698 - Yeah, well, I know the enthusiasm 118 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:42,483 might seem like a lot or maybe even too much, 119 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:43,918 but we're all just so excited about what's happening 120 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:44,963 over at Payne. 121 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:46,442 We're turning a corner, 122 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:48,880 and we have watched our profit margins grow 123 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:50,273 very steadily over the last two quarters. 124 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,361 - Guys, we're surging. 125 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:52,623 - Really? - Yeah, we're already up 126 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:53,841 almost two points. Look. 127 00:03:53,885 --> 00:03:55,539 I think we're gonna make it. - Oh, boy. 128 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,454 - What? Uh-uh. What-- what's oh, boy? 129 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:59,543 - Dan, there's a breaking news story. 130 00:03:59,587 --> 00:04:01,719 - Um, is it a good breaking news story? 131 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:04,287 - Since when has there been a good breaking news story? 132 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,158 - And, you know, the glory days are back. 133 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:07,943 I feel-- - I'm so sorry to interrupt, 134 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:10,032 Katherine, but we are getting a story out of China. 135 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:12,382 The Port of Shanghai has been shut down 136 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:14,297 due to Typhoon Meilin. 137 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:15,733 The markets are already reacting 138 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:17,779 given that the port... - Oh, we're dropping. 139 00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:19,302 - The whole market's dropping. - Come on, baby. 140 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:20,564 I need you to go up. Go up. 141 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,218 - Yeah, I don't think that's gonna save it. 142 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,525 - Looks like the Nasdaq has already taken a major slump, 143 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:26,570 and the Dow is in near freefall. 144 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,311 And who knows how much lower it could go? 145 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,747 - Oh, or higher. Or higher, right? 146 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,271 Or how much higher will it go, 147 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:32,750 you know, for companies like ours 148 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:34,926 that are so well-positioned for a, uh, um, uh, 149 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,319 a typhoon, yeah. 150 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,930 - I feel positive and confident about it. 151 00:04:38,974 --> 00:04:40,802 - We will continue our discussion 152 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:44,066 in what is shaping up to be a brutal day for the markets 153 00:04:44,109 --> 00:04:45,763 after the break. 154 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:47,896 - Oh, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis. 155 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:49,550 Oh, I was scared I was gonna say it. 156 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,116 - And we're clear. 157 00:04:51,159 --> 00:04:53,293 [bell ringing] 158 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:57,166 - Thanks for coming. 159 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:58,558 - Kind of makes you miss the fire. 160 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:04,347 - Yeah, I think that went well. 161 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:05,653 - Yeah. 162 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:08,656 . 163 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,310 - I mean, the whole market's down, right? 164 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:11,528 It's not just us. 165 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:12,964 They can't fire us for a hurricane surely. 166 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:14,270 - Please, Soren hates me so much he probably started 167 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,924 the [bleep] hurricane just to get rid of me. 168 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,100 - It's a typhoon. - What's the difference? 169 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,928 - There isn't one, really. It's basically the same thing. 170 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:21,538 - Definitely worth correcting me then. 171 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:22,757 - It was just bad luck. 172 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,541 There's literally nothing we could've done 173 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:26,021 that would've made any difference whatsoever. 174 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:28,240 - Mm, screaming "penis" a bunch of times 175 00:05:28,284 --> 00:05:30,547 probably didn't help us. - But it didn't hurt us. 176 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:33,028 - Guys, this isn't over. We still have five hours. 177 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:34,943 We just need a plan. 178 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:36,771 - Is there anything we could do with, like, 179 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:38,033 moving them numbers around on paper to make it look like 180 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:39,513 we're worth more than we really are? 181 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:43,081 - Right. Can anyone beat Jack's accounting fraud plan? 182 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,127 - Ooh, what about that guy from Morgan Stanley 183 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:45,997 that everyone listens to? 184 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:47,608 - John Hampton? - Yeah. 185 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:49,392 He's had us as a sell ever since I started. 186 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:50,828 What if we got him to make us a buy? 187 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:52,656 - I've tried to get a meeting with him; he says no. 188 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,789 - Well there's something you all should know about me. 189 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:56,443 I don't take no for an answer. 190 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:59,271 - I actually did know that. - Hey, driver, change of plans. 191 00:05:59,315 --> 00:06:00,838 We're going to Morgan Stanley. 192 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:02,449 - Wait, so we're all just gonna ambush him at his office? 193 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:03,624 - Mm, good point. 194 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:04,886 Uh, driver, just pull over. 195 00:06:04,929 --> 00:06:06,322 Elliot, Sadie, come with me. 196 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,063 Everyone else, you can just go back to the office. 197 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:09,804 - You're just gonna kick us out on the side of the road? 198 00:06:09,847 --> 00:06:12,154 - Look, guys, I know things look tough, okay, 199 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:13,677 but I don't give up. 200 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,070 So what are we gonna do? 201 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:16,027 - Get that stock up. 202 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:17,812 - No. - Take an Uber home? 203 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:18,943 - No, that's not-- - Trust ourselves 204 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:20,597 and know that teamwork can-- 205 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:21,816 - Not--not give up. 206 00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:23,774 I--what I literally just said, okay? 207 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:24,906 What are we gonna do? 208 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,386 [together] Not give up. 209 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:27,430 - Not gonna give up. 210 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:28,736 - Oh, it just sounds awkward. 211 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:30,346 All right, what are we not gonna do? 212 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,782 [together] Give up. 213 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,784 - Now it sort of sounds like we're chanting "give up." 214 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:36,265 - Showing up unannounced to his office 215 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:37,308 just feels a touch aggressive. 216 00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:39,311 - Oh, it's extremely aggressive. 217 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:40,574 You can't be too aggressive. 218 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:42,053 - It's great, because it's inappropriate. 219 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:43,707 It's almost unhinged. He'll never see it coming. 220 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,970 - Hi, we need to speak to John Hampton. 221 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:48,016 - Oh, I'm sorry. He can't today. 222 00:06:48,058 --> 00:06:50,105 - Oh, I think that he can today. 223 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:51,411 You tell him it's Katherine Hastings, 224 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:54,283 it's urgent, and I won't take no for an answer. 225 00:06:54,326 --> 00:06:56,807 - John was rushed to the hospital this morning 226 00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:58,722 after his appendix burst. 227 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:02,422 - Okay, this feels really aggressive. 228 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,859 - Cannot be too aggressive. 229 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:06,469 - Look, guys, we can't give up. 230 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:08,079 Katherine's not giving up. 231 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:09,429 There's got to be something simple we're not thinking of. 232 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:11,953 - Right, something simple that adds five points 233 00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:14,346 to our stock price in the next four hours. 234 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:15,739 Hmm, oh, 235 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:17,175 why don't we just up Warren Buffett 236 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:19,874 and see if he'll invest a few hundred mil? 237 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,484 Jack, you have him on speed dial, right? 238 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,051 - Ha-ha, good one, Cyrus. 239 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:25,706 You should be the chief sarcastic officer. 240 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:28,012 - I mean, theoretically if we just said 241 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,797 Warren Buffett was investing, other people would follow. 242 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,842 By the time they found out we were lying, 243 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:32,887 the markets would be closed. 244 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:34,279 - Period. - Yeah. 245 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:36,325 that would be a fun story to tell the other inmates 246 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:38,370 while you're begging for redemption at Shawshank. 247 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:39,676 - Okay, hey, hey, hey. 248 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:40,982 What if we didn't say he was investing, 249 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:42,287 but we just implied it, 250 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:44,507 like, we took a photo of him meeting with us 251 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:45,639 and leaked it online? 252 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,162 - And how do we lure him here, exactly, 253 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:48,729 put out milk and cookies and hope he climbs 254 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:50,121 down the chimney? 255 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:51,732 - Ooh, what if we got an impersonator, right? 256 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:53,298 We had a Michael Jackson lookalike 257 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:57,041 for my nephew's birthday party, and the kids loved him. 258 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:58,826 This was before the documentary. 259 00:07:58,869 --> 00:08:01,176 - Or hey, why even bother with that? 260 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:03,308 Let's just stick the janitor into a business suit 261 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:06,094 and pretend like he's Warren Buffett, right? 262 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:09,140 [laughs] 263 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,146 That's funny, right? 264 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:17,322 - Hi. Knock-knock. 265 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:18,498 Hey, John. 266 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:21,326 Hi. Katherine Hastings, Payne Motors. 267 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,980 This is our CCO, Sadie Ryan. 268 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:26,244 - Hey, I left you a couple voice mails. 269 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:29,117 - Elliot Chisholm, our chief counsel. 270 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,685 Gotcha a little pick-me-up from the gift shop. 271 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,034 W-why are you just standing there? 272 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:35,123 - I don't like all the germs, fluids, and that. 273 00:08:35,165 --> 00:08:37,559 - Give him the bear. - Yeah, all right. 274 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:40,476 Here you go. 275 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,738 Enjoy it in good health. 276 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,347 - Okay, thank you. 277 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:45,525 - John, I know the timing's not ideal, 278 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:46,830 but I'd love to share with you 279 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:48,136 some of our financial forecasts for next year. 280 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:50,704 Sadie, can you, um, help him? 281 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:53,620 - Oh, you mean, just-- yeah, sure. 282 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,012 Here we go. 283 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:56,710 - [groans] - Sorry, John. 284 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:57,798 - Yeah, I think you're really gonna like 285 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,626 what you see here, John. 286 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:00,888 - [coughs] - [bleep] me. 287 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:02,411 Just put on a mask, mate. 288 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:03,673 - Is this--which is more? 289 00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:05,153 - It's not that difficult. 290 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:07,590 - He totally looks like Warren Buffett. 291 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,984 - Mm, not really. 292 00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:12,160 - Hey, it fits great. Thanks, Robert. 293 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:14,858 Okay, Bronislaw, you just sit there and act impressed. 294 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,338 As far as the camera's concerned, 295 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:17,557 you are Warren Buffett. 296 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,341 - I'm Warren Buffett, yes. 297 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:20,516 - Hey, hey, hey, guys, 298 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,648 I'm gonna take a picture through the glass 299 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,040 so it looks like a sneaky photo 300 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:24,259 of a secret meeting or something. 301 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:25,652 - Love it. 302 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,523 - Maybe we should lose the Fritos. 303 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,611 - Why can't I eat Fritos. 304 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,526 - You're Warren Buffett. 305 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,614 - He's rich. 306 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,181 He can eat whatever he wants. 307 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,270 - So what exactly do you want me to pitch to ol' Warren? 308 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:36,837 - Oh, well, you just sit there like you're in the meeting, 309 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,186 and I'll do the pitch. 310 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:40,318 - Oh, good. - Hey, guys. 311 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:41,885 What if I shoot it through a plant? 312 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:43,365 - Okay, sure. 313 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:45,193 - Ooh, it looks like "Jurassic Park." 314 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,586 - Mm. 315 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:47,804 - I'll just go ahead and do it if you need me to. 316 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:49,110 I mean, I'm the chief designer. 317 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:50,067 - Oh, yeah, well, it's a fake photo, 318 00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:51,199 so it doesn't really matter. 319 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:52,504 - I agree. This is all pointless. 320 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,332 - So I'll just do it. - Great, I can do it. 321 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:55,595 - Or I'll do it. 322 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,422 - Well, that makes no sense. - I'll do it. 323 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,947 - We got a toilet overflow in the men's room on six. 324 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:02,210 - I can't do it right now. I'm Warren Buffett. 325 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,385 - What? 326 00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:05,692 - I said I'm Warren Buffett right now. 327 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,258 - Turn that off. Turn that off. 328 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,044 [walkie-talkie beeps] 329 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:12,873 - Our valuation multiple is 11.2 times earnings, 330 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,005 and our projected revenue is up 9% year-over-year. 331 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,093 - My stitches hurt. - What's that? 332 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,138 What did you say, John? 333 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:18,269 - He said his stitches hurt. 334 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,054 - We ready for some more pain meds? 335 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:21,403 - We're not quite done here. - Excuse me. 336 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:22,622 - We need about two more minutes if that's okay. 337 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:23,710 - No. - I don't think so. 338 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:24,928 - Just need two minutes here. 339 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:25,799 - He seems to really need the meds, so... 340 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,061 - Oh, okay. 341 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,323 Well, I mean, I'll tell you what, 342 00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:30,020 you can really get addicted to that stuff. 343 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,543 I ran a pharmaceutical company. I know what I'm talking about. 344 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:32,632 - [groans] 345 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:33,676 - You're stepping on his catheter. 346 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,243 - Oh, God. - You all need to leave. 347 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,636 - We're going. - Okay. 348 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,202 John, the Pika launch is perfectly timed for a-- 349 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:40,422 - Ow! - Catheter, catheter, catheter. 350 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,554 - Pika's really-- it's just a game-changer. 351 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:44,078 Payne is in a totally different position than it's been-- 352 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,688 - Get well soon, John. Thank you, nurse. 353 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,211 - I think you want to reframe... 354 00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:48,299 - We're out. 355 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:49,910 - It's really in terms of optics... 356 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:52,303 . 357 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,915 - If you look at last quarter's financial numbers. 358 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:55,872 - Just keep your gaze focused here, you know. 359 00:10:55,915 --> 00:10:59,136 [both chattering simultaneously] 360 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,661 - What are you guys doing? 361 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,706 Who's he? 362 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,708 - I'm Warren Buffett. 363 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,014 - That pretty much covers it. 364 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,625 - So how'd it go with the analyst? 365 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,018 - Oh. [blows raspberry] 366 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,237 Bust. Sorry, guys. 367 00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:14,891 I really tried my best. 368 00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,850 Hey, Dori, will you bring me my Crocs? 369 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:17,894 Furry rim. 370 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:20,114 - Wait, you're giving up? 371 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,116 I thought you never give up. 372 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:25,162 - Yeah, I guess I--I need to change that expression. 373 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,816 Sometimes I give up. 374 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,209 - But--no, no, no, but there-- 375 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,559 there's always something left to do. 376 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,126 - Eh. 377 00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:34,128 - Katherine, you have that photoshoot 378 00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:36,826 with the Pika later. Do you want me to cancel it? 379 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,393 - Oh, God. 380 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,743 No, I guess I'll just get it over with. 381 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:43,441 Probably need new photos for my LinkedIn page. 382 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,313 [quirky music] 383 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:48,446 - Bronislaw, you can clean all this up, right? 384 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,322 - I can't believe we're really gonna lose our jobs. 385 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:57,020 I haven't looked for a new job in, like, a decade. 386 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,413 - If I lose my job, 387 00:11:58,456 --> 00:11:59,631 I might not be able to stay in America. 388 00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:02,199 So am I gonna be okay? - I don't know. 389 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,419 - What the hell? Just say yes. 390 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:07,335 - But I don't actually know. - Okay. 391 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:11,687 - So pretty soon we might not be working together anymore. 392 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,777 - We might not be. 393 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,083 - Yeah, duh, that's what we were just talking about 394 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,433 for the last five minutes. 395 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,348 - I'm taking you out for a drink tonight. 396 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,178 - You are, are you? - Mm-hmm. 397 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,396 That's what's happening. 398 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:29,052 Oh, and something you should know about me. 399 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,837 I don't take no for an answer. 400 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:34,362 - [chuckles] Well, all right. 401 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,973 - Wow, you just, like, went for it. 402 00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,583 That was incredible. 403 00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,324 - Guys, I think I know a way to fix all of this, 404 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:41,804 but, Sadie, I need your help. 405 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:44,154 Let's go. - Oh, okay. 406 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,373 - Good luck. 407 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:49,377 - You just, like, went for it. 408 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:52,597 - I'm telling you this is not a good idea. 409 00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,643 - Trust me. 410 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:59,517 [in silly voice] I heard someone got a boo-boo. 411 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,910 - Hey. 412 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,478 - Oh, God. [groans] 413 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,045 - Wesley Payne, not my real voice. 414 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,089 How are you? 415 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,743 - Yeah, that looks great. 416 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,005 Just a little more attitude. 417 00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,485 Maybe a hand on the hip, 418 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:13,662 or could you smile a little more? 419 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:14,924 Yeah, we're--we're happy. 420 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,491 - You ever see those hostage videos 421 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,232 where they claim they're not being tortured? 422 00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,494 - Great, yeah. 423 00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:20,625 - Look at me, Katherine. Look at me. 424 00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:21,931 Oh, my God. 425 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,846 I'm stuck in a house. I'm stuck in a house. 426 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,587 I'm stuck in a house. - Can we take a break? 427 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,415 I just need a second. - Sure. 428 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,025 Take your time. - Oh, God. 429 00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:30,679 I can't even fake a smile. 430 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:34,944 And I am great at faking a smile, like, world-class. 431 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,772 [scoffs] 432 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,687 Man, that is an ugly car. 433 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:42,038 - Well, for all we know, we could be the ugly ones, 434 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,561 and it's actually pretty, 435 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,389 like in that "Twilight Zone" with the bandaged lady. 436 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,696 - Who cares if the car is ugly, right? 437 00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,698 No one drives a car and thinks, like, "Oh, my God. 438 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,134 This is ugly." 439 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,657 They're thinking, "This is way faster than walking." 440 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,703 And you made that. 441 00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:57,532 - Yeah, I guess I did have a little to do with it. 442 00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:00,100 - Mm-mm, no, no, no, no, no. It was all you. 443 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:03,538 - [chuckles] 444 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,148 It's not so bad. 445 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,237 I mean, it looks like a car, right? 446 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,109 If I saw that on the street I'd think, 447 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,763 "Yep, that's a car." 448 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,722 Hey, Cyrus, is this thing road-ready? 449 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:17,639 - I mean, as much as any of them are. 450 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:21,773 - What do you say we go for a drive? 451 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,732 - John, Payne is like a rocket ship, 452 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,908 but right now, you're the asteroid. 453 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,214 - Why are you doing this to me? 454 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,129 - I tried to stop him. He wouldn't listen. 455 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,958 - But, John, you have the power to be part of the solution. 456 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,046 If you--what are you doing? 457 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,308 John, no, don't call the nurse. 458 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:35,526 Put this down, John. - Wesley, it is over. 459 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,137 - Wait, no. Please, please. - Let's go. 460 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,529 - Hey, hey, I'm literally begging. 461 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,227 I'm begging here, man, okay? 462 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,750 Please change your rating. 463 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,708 Just change it. What do you want me to do? 464 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,754 I'll do anything. - Can you stop talking? 465 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,190 - I'll eat [bleep]. - Please don't. 466 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,626 - I will eat [bleep]. Where's the bedpan? 467 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,367 I will literally eat your [bleep]. 468 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,587 Give me your [bleep]. I'll put it in my mouth. 469 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:53,980 That's how much this company means to me. 470 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,068 - Come on. Let's go. 471 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,199 We'll talk another time. 472 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,200 - No, there is no other time. 473 00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,506 After today Katherine's gone. 474 00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:01,291 - Wait, what? Hastings is out? 475 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,815 - No, I didn't say that. - No, he doesn't mean that. 476 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,295 - No, no, I didn't mean gone. I just-- 477 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,775 You said that. I didn't say that. 478 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,646 - What's going on? Why do you keep pestering this man? 479 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:09,778 - I don't know. 480 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,040 We just--we just do. 481 00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,302 - Out. - Yeah. 482 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,869 - Okay. I'm taking the bear. 483 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,784 You can't turn me down' and keep the bear. 484 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:16,785 It doesn't make sense. 485 00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:19,614 [quirky music] 486 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,224 - Katherine, I think it's cool. 487 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,487 This is gonna be a lot of people's first car. 488 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,402 So for the rest of their lives, 489 00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:26,708 even when they can afford nicer ones, 490 00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:29,145 they're always gonna remember the Pika. 491 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,538 - I mean, it's not a luxury car, 492 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:33,671 but it drives okay. It's decent. 493 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,978 - And to think a year and a half ago you were like, 494 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,675 "Let's build a car." 495 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,286 And look at us. We sitting in it. 496 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:42,419 - [chuckles] - You made this bitch. 497 00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:46,336 - Yeah, you're right. I did. 498 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,687 Hey, look at this car. I made this car! 499 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,515 - That's right, Katherine. Live. 500 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,648 - I mean, come on, Cyrus, we made a car. Be proud. 501 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,345 - Yeah. - Yeah, I guess we did. 502 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,434 - [laughs] No, say it. Come on. 503 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,523 We made this bitch. 504 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,308 - We made this bitch. 505 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,309 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 506 00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,180 We made this bitch! 507 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,008 - We made this bitch! 508 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,096 - Yeah, okay. 509 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,663 all: We made this bitch! 510 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,795 - You made me make this bitch. 511 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,536 - We made this bitch. - We made this. 512 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,408 - We made this. - We made it. 513 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:17,193 . 514 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,804 - In a rare phenomenon, the typhoon combined 515 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,023 with Typhoon Shayla to create a super typhoon. 516 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,329 - I don't have any regrets. 517 00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:25,158 I made a good car, a few friends. 518 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:27,290 I wouldn't have done anything differently. 519 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,683 - Maybe not the fire, though. - Other than the fire. 520 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,032 Yeah, I was gonna say that. 521 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,120 - With Wall Street responding in kind 522 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,600 as stocks hit a ten-year low. 523 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:35,211 - You guys think we'll all still hang out after this? 524 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:38,171 - I'll probably get a coffee with Sadie in six months. 525 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,303 And we'll say, "Let's not wait another six months 526 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:41,696 to do this again." 527 00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:44,090 But we will, and that'll be fine. 528 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,830 - There are currently rumors circulating... 529 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,528 - Hey, look. - That Katherine Hastings 530 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,269 will be out as CEO of Payne Motors... 531 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,271 -How the hell do they know about that? 532 00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:53,795 - Uh, okay-- - I bet that Soren 533 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,665 leaked it to the press probably. 534 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,842 - Totally. - God, I hate that guy. 535 00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,757 I wish he would get caught in a hurricane. 536 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,368 - Typhoon. - Really? 537 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,370 - At least the stock price is going up, though. 538 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:06,242 - Wait, the price is going up because I'm leaving? 539 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,462 - No, come on, stock goes up for a lot of reasons. 540 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,724 You can't just assume that-- assume that... 541 00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:13,292 - Hastings' exit causing the share price to surge. 542 00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:16,209 - That that's the reason. - Wow, it is really going up. 543 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,340 - [scoffs] I get it. I'm terrible. 544 00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:20,909 - No, I mean, it's really going up. 545 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:23,215 - Changes ahead for Payne... 546 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,435 - How--how far away are we? - Three points. 547 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,220 - The market closes in 17 minutes. 548 00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:29,439 - Okay, is this even possible? - Maybe. 549 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,093 - Okay, keep going. - Climb, climb. 550 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,138 - Keep going. - Up, up. 551 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,748 - Okay, baby. - Come on! 552 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,097 - 57.75. 553 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:38,405 57.77. - Mama needs this! 554 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,189 - 57.90. - Oh! 555 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,235 - If I sold my shares right now I'd make so much money. 556 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,106 - Shut up, Wesley. If you jinx this I'll kill you. 557 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,717 - 58.13. - Do you believe in miracles? 558 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,328 [bell dinging] 559 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,243 [all cheering] 560 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,288 - Oh, my God! 561 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,290 [all cheering] 562 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,597 - ♪ Ready for more, are you ready? ♪ 563 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,641 ♪ Ready for me 564 00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,904 [upbeat music] 565 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:03,212 ♪ Are you ready? 566 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,435 [knocks] 567 00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:09,958 - Hey. - Hey. 568 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,091 - So looks like we'll still be working with each other 569 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,788 after all, huh? 570 00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,224 - Uh, looks like we will be. 571 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,966 - Guess we will have to put a pin in those drinks. 572 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,750 - You want to cancel. - What? 573 00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:21,448 No, no. 574 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,885 I thought-- I figured since you-- 575 00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:26,235 - We are still on, my friend. 576 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,281 Oh, and there's something you should know about me. 577 00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:29,978 I don't take no for an answer. 578 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,806 - [chuckles] 579 00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,503 Well, I guess I can't say no then. 580 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,157 - I guess you can't. 581 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,295 - Good night, Bronislaw. - Good work today, dude. 582 00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,601 - I am Warren Buffett. - Okay. 583 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,212 - You know, I'm gonna stop seeing my psychic. 584 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,170 She was wrong about everything she predicted today. 585 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,476 - I mean, in fairness to her, 586 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,042 it was a pretty insane day to predict. 587 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,653 - Still, that's her job. 588 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,872 - You guys will never guess how much money I made today. 589 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,961 Don't even try. Okay, guess, guess. 590 00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,180 - $100. 591 00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,964 - Oh, my God, dude, you're way off. 592 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,879 - Ah, if feels good to be on top. 593 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,316 - Guys, don't get too excited. 594 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,492 As soon as it get out that I'm still here, 595 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,450 there's gonna be a massive sell-off. 596 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,539 Sorry to be the boner-killer at the party. 597 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,585 - Who cares what the haters think? 598 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,239 A win's a win. - I know. 599 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:16,546 I don't need Wall Street to tell me that I am a good CEO. 600 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:19,767 I mean, just because some dumb analyst decided to put... 601 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,203 - Wait. - A bull's-eye-- 602 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,205 - Wait. Wait. You've got to see this. 603 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,859 You've got to see this. 604 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,600 It's unbelievable. Oh, my goodness. 605 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,776 This is unreal. - Did he always run like that? 606 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,169 - He's like the BFG. 607 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,345 - But he's not fast. The BFG was fast. 608 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,174 - [gasping, laughs] [coughs] 609 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,218 Sorry, one second. - Oh. 610 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:37,698 - Sorry, I ran a really long way. 611 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,221 Check it out. 612 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,789 People love the Pika. Look at these pre-orders. 613 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,747 There were so many people on the web site it crashed. 614 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,967 - 200,000 orders in a day? 615 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,882 - How? - Check your news feeds. 616 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,318 We're everywhere. - "Less is more. 617 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:51,102 The bare-bones appeal of the Pika." 618 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:52,234 - "At a time when drivers are overwhelmed 619 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,453 "by new technologies, 620 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,629 "the Pika's simplicity is refreshing. 621 00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:58,109 Sometimes you just want to get from point A to point B." 622 00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:59,720 - I have, like, 200 emails here from reporters 623 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,765 that want interviews. - Twitter loves us. 624 00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,985 "Finally a tech-free car that won't read my thoughts 625 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,247 and try to turn me gay." 626 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,379 Well, mm, well, a sale's a sale. 627 00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:07,771 - Okay, well, from "Motor Trend," 628 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,904 "The Pika's a lo-fi antidote to our stressed out, 629 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:10,905 tech'd out lifestyles." 630 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,602 Exactly. That was the vision. 631 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,125 - Andy Richter DM'd me. 632 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,388 "Trying to get a Pika. 633 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,824 Anything you can do to help out a friend?" 634 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,042 A friend. - Oh, my God. 635 00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,653 Soren left a voice mail. - What did he say? 636 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:20,741 - He's freaking out. 637 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,003 - Okay, this tweet. 638 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,918 "Finally a car from simpler times... 639 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:25,093 before we had a president from Kenya." 640 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,138 Come on, Twitter. - It's a hit. 641 00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:30,838 The car I created is a [bleep] damn hit. 642 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,927 [laughter] - I designed it, so... 643 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,363 - I'm a good CEO. 644 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,931 - Yes. - I'm a good CEO. 645 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:39,499 - Yes. - I'm a good CEO! 646 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,935 [all cheer] 647 00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:41,936 And you know what this means, right? 648 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,459 We are done scrambling. 649 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,635 We have power now. 650 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,158 - And money. - Yes. 651 00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,378 - We just sold a lot of cars. - Yes, power and money. 652 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:52,599 And you know what you can do when you have power and money? 653 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:55,297 Anything you want. - Space travel. 654 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,168 - Yeah--uh, maybe, maybe not. 655 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,257 That's a while from now. 656 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,346 All I know is, I am done. 657 00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:03,566 We are done playing defense, all right? 658 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:06,961 It is our turn to make some moves. 659 00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:10,704 - Yes. [all cheer] 660 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,836 - Somebody call me an Uber! 661 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,621 [upbeat music] 662 00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:16,318 Ow!