1 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:05,088 . 2 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,297 - So Friday's picnic for our military families. 3 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:09,175 That's just a quick bite, and we're out, right? 4 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:10,510 - Yes. - Think so. 5 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,053 - Yeah. 6 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:13,555 - Great, and then we'll-- I don't know-- 7 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:15,765 we'll lead the veterans down to the Detroit River, 8 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,851 and we'll just push them under. Sound like a plan? 9 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:19,060 - Mm-hmm. 10 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,186 - So you're pro drowning 11 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:21,229 America's heroes and their families? 12 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,647 That's a bold take. 13 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,107 - Sorry, they're taking PR photos of the Pika 14 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,567 in the weather testing chamber. 15 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:27,193 No one's responding to my text because the service 16 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:28,361 sucks down there. - Oh, yeah. 17 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,821 Well, all hands on deck, then, huh? 18 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,114 Yeah, maybe I should climb up there myself 19 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:32,198 and manually boost the signal. 20 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,450 [both laugh] 21 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:34,784 - Just gonna give 'em notes in person. 22 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,036 [computer chimes] 23 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:37,120 - Dory, can we do something 24 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:38,705 about that incessant ding sound? 25 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:41,833 Every time some HR drone sends me a happy hump day meme, 26 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,251 I get a bell in the face. 27 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:44,878 - So annoying. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 28 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:46,087 I'm on it. 29 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,297 I'll get something more soothing 30 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,424 like a like a whale song. - What is this? 31 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,551 - "Payne Motors has been hacked 32 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:54,095 "$20 million in Bitcoin by end of day 33 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,097 or contents being released." 34 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:59,267 Is there a hacking meme going around? 35 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,519 - * Bom bom bom-bom-bom-bom-bom * 36 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,897 * Buh buh bom-bom-bom buh bom-bom-bom-bom * 37 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:06,566 [chorus vocalizing] 38 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,276 - I'm Bill. This is Eric. 39 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,236 We're with cybersecurity here at Payne. 40 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:12,197 Early this morning, our corporate servers 41 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:14,866 were indeed accessed by a team of hackers. 42 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,410 Luckily, the firewalls did their job and booted them out. 43 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,454 They only got a small amount of data. 44 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:21,206 - Data? Like our--like our emails? 45 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:22,582 - Um, hi. 46 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,501 I do this funny thing where I write 47 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:27,671 playful sarcastic emails about how awful my coworkers are. 48 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:30,840 And, again, tongue is firmly planted in cheek, 49 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:33,593 but out of context, it might seem hurtful. 50 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,970 - Usually these teams target customer data. 51 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:37,430 - Ohh. - Oh, phew. 52 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,391 - Financial info, credit card numbers, that kinda thing. 53 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:40,600 - Yeah, and certainly, obviously, we don't want 54 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:41,768 to lose any of that. - I mean, I would prefer 55 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,103 that it was our data. - Oh, for sure. 56 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:44,229 - Given a choice. - I wish. 57 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,438 - So we're gonna have to shut down 58 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,232 the network to do an audit, so internet, 59 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,775 key cards, office computers 60 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,110 will all be offline. 61 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:51,319 It's a paper and pen day. 62 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:53,029 - Right, well, thank you guys so much. 63 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:55,615 We really do appreciate it, your expertise and knowledge. 64 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:58,618 - Thanks, everyone. - Hey, we believe in you! 65 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,078 [both chuckling] 66 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,621 - Do we believe in them? - No, God. 67 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:02,956 - They don't look right to me. 68 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:05,166 - Too clean cut. They need to be more punky. 69 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,334 - Yeah. - Um, nah, 70 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:07,752 I think that's, like, a movie thing. 71 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,170 - Yeah, but the movie people have done their research. 72 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,213 I mean, it's based on real life. 73 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:11,381 - Right. - Exactly, we need 74 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:12,716 a young chick whose name is, like, Destiny, 75 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:14,467 and she's got, like, a spiked collar 76 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,011 and a bunch of, you know, gross face piercings, 77 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,178 messed up childhood, 78 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,722 so sexually, she's all over the map. 79 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:20,515 - Look, even if the dweebs are right 80 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,809 and the hackers didn't get anything, you know, 81 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,811 I don't wanna risk it. Let's just pay the ransom. 82 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,980 - I love that idea. I think that's really great. 83 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,314 it sends a really strong message, 84 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:29,607 you know, and that message is, you know, 85 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,401 here's the money, just leave us alone. 86 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:32,819 - Right. - But isn't paying the hackers 87 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:34,279 just like rewarding the criminals? 88 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,530 - We're the victims here. 89 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,157 However we choose to process our own trauma 90 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:38,658 is inherently right. 91 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,243 - Yeah, because if we don't get to decide our own fate, 92 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:41,536 then that's like victimizing us twice. 93 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,288 - Exactly. - Right. 94 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:44,789 We don't even really know if they're criminals. 95 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,541 They could just be a couple of regular Joes 96 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,626 who are saving up money for a lifesaving 97 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,170 heart transplant for their mum, you know? 98 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:51,588 [all agreeing] 99 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:53,089 - Y'all know that I was just kidding about writing 100 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:54,466 the mean emails, right? 101 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,468 'Cause nobody laughed, so I-- 102 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,887 I didn't know if y'all got it. 103 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:00,638 - Huh. Yeah. 104 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,808 These are-- are there any camera tricks 105 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:07,270 to make it look less like the weather is winning? 106 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:08,605 - I could airbrush it. - Yeah. 107 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:11,524 Don't be shy with that. Good idea. Thanks, guys. 108 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:12,859 - Hey. - Hey, what's up. 109 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,110 - I was trying to text you, but there is 110 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,320 no service down here. - No. 111 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,572 - Our computers got hacked. - We got hacked? 112 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,200 - Mm-hmm. - Like by professional hackers? 113 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,951 - I'm not sure if they're professionals 114 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,453 our just, like, really good amateurs, 115 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:24,662 but I figured you'd want to know. 116 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,081 - Yeah, we gotta get back up there. 117 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,375 - Yeah, yeah. 118 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:29,834 What is-- Why isn't this working? 119 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,337 - Right. Uh, the IT guys said the key cards 120 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,130 would be offline for a while. 121 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,548 - Hello? 122 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,801 - I don't know why hackers always want Bitcoin. 123 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:39,928 If it were me, I would demand cash. 124 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,596 - And you'd be a fool because Bitcoin 125 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,015 is far superior to fiat cash. 126 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,392 - What the hell is fiat cash? 127 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,727 - It's, uh-- it's cash, 128 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:51,189 but this is better because it's decentralized. 129 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,233 - Oh, "de"-centralized? Wow, yeah. 130 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:56,152 Because I always hated how centralized my money was. 131 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,737 - You know what? Look. Let me show you something. 132 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:58,738 - Don't love where this is going. 133 00:03:58,780 --> 00:03:59,823 - [unzips pants] So hold on. 134 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:02,826 So right in this tiny, hard wallet, 135 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:05,578 I have most of my net worth converted to crypto. 136 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,747 If the entire financial system crashes, 137 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,374 Wesley's still got his money, honey. 138 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,167 - Now what if someone steals that wallet? 139 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,585 - Mm. - OK. Well there's 140 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,337 a passphrase, and if they enter the phrase incorrectly 141 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,256 ten times, it locks out forever. 142 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:19,217 And if I ever want my money, I just have to type in, 143 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,511 "milk was a bad choice." 144 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,096 [buzzer blares] 145 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:26,057 Uh, I forgot it was all caps. 146 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,144 "Milk was a bad choice." 147 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:30,562 [buzzer blares] 148 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,647 - Now when you say it locks forever after ten tries, 149 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,607 how would you unlock it? - Well, I mean, you can't. 150 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:36,735 It would just all get erased. 151 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,486 - Because it's decentralized, that's what makes it so great. 152 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,488 - Shh, OK, It's fine. I know it. 153 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,574 And I have eight more tries, so just relax, guys. 154 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:46,870 - I wasn't tripping. - I said relax, guys! 155 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:48,371 - Knock, knock. 156 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,457 - Either knock or say "knock knock." 157 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:52,625 - Yes. Good point as ever. 158 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,044 Your mentorship is greatly appreciated. 159 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,671 I just wanted to talk to you about the hacker ransom. 160 00:04:56,713 --> 00:05:00,467 So, ugh, so annoying. Turns out we can't pay it. 161 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:01,676 - What? Why not? 162 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:02,886 - Well, it's kind of interesting story. 163 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:05,096 - You can stand. - Yeah, OK. 164 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,974 The thing is Payne, as a Fortune 500 company, 165 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,809 like many others, has a pretty rigid 166 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,645 internal policy about not paying out ransoms 167 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,314 in cases of digital malfeasance. 168 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:16,816 - Why would we do that? - It's a deterrent, you see. 169 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,693 If they think that we can't pay, 170 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,820 you know, then they're not gonna bother to hack us. 171 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,655 - But they did hack us. - Yeah, they did. 172 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,657 - So the deterrent didn't work. - No, no. 173 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,951 Not this time for sure, yeah. 174 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,870 Bit of a hole in the logic there I suppose. 175 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,538 - Great, so now we're stuck trusting 176 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:31,956 those two bowls of human oatmeal 177 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,833 to handle the hack for us. - Yeah, well, you know. 178 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,335 I mean, hopefully. - Don't sit. 179 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,253 - No. No, I'm not. 180 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,005 - Hello? 181 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,007 - Hey, maybe we can just pick the lock? 182 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,009 [jiggles handle] You know how to pick a lock? 183 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,387 - I'll google it. I won't--I have no service. 184 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,222 - Right. Just call somebody. 185 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:48,348 No service. 186 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,809 - Yeah. - What are you doing? 187 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,602 - Well, one of them must open the door. 188 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:53,853 It's a big door. - Oh. 189 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,563 [buzzer blares] OK. Stop, stop! 190 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:56,981 - I'm trying to turn it off. - Please stop! 191 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,275 - Open this door! - Please stop! 192 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:03,071 [both yelling indistinctly] 193 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,572 - Oh, God! 194 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,410 * * 195 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:10,787 - Hey, team. Just checking in. 196 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,831 We still feeling confident about everything or-- 197 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:14,582 - We're still running diagnostics, 198 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,418 but we can confirm that the network is completely 199 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:17,877 locked off from the hackers. 200 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,796 - And our firewall did an even better job. 201 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:22,340 They weren't able to access any customer data whatsoever. 202 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,592 - Really? Wow! 203 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,595 [laughs] Oh, gosh. Man, you guys are impressive. 204 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,848 I guess looks can be deceiving, huh? 205 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,559 [laughs] - What way do you mean? 206 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,060 - Anyway, they got nothing? 207 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,687 - Well, they actually pulled about 208 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:39,232 ten gigs of internal data. - Internal? Huh, ten gigs? 209 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,734 That is-- how much is? 210 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,736 - "Encanto" is about two gigs if you pirate it, 211 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,154 more if you want ultra high-def. 212 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,363 - Well, you gotta watch it in high-def. 213 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,906 - You do. - So they got, what, 214 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:49,576 a few high def "Encantos" of our stuff? 215 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:50,744 - It's actually just your server, 216 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:53,413 so your emails, instant messages, memos, 217 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:54,914 all your internal communications. 218 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,334 - Oh, so just-- so just my personal data. 219 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,626 - Yeah. - Oh. 220 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,253 - But the customers are safe. - Yeah. 221 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,380 - Yeah. Exactly. 222 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,215 And that is what is important. 223 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,634 God, what a relief. [laughs] 224 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:09,220 What an absolute relief. 225 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:16,186 . 226 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:17,145 - I mean, eventually they'll realize 227 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,147 we've been gone too long, and they'll come 228 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,107 check on us, right? - I hope. 229 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,942 They seem pretty distracted by the IT guys 230 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,778 and how they didn't have enough piercings. 231 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:27,072 - Yeah, that does sound like us. 232 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,074 - I shouldn't have pressed that button. 233 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,701 - Playtime is over. I am being decisive. 234 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,078 We gotta pay that ransom. 235 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,372 - Just, you know, we can't. - Why? 236 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,916 Because of the company policy? I'm the CEO. 237 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,501 I am the company. So guess what? 238 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:42,253 Poof. No more policy. - Yes, right. 239 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,923 It's just, with all due respect to the power of poof, 240 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,883 without the shield of a corporate mandate, 241 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,009 you know, I'm the one that's on the hook 242 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:49,260 for having authorized the payments. 243 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,096 - Right. So, great. You can do it. 244 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:54,683 - Technically I can, but I...won't. 245 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,101 - What? 246 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,477 - Well, what you're really asking me to do 247 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,062 is put my name to a series of payments 248 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,022 to people who, for all we know, might be terrorists. 249 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,273 We don't know. You know, 250 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,650 I could be breaking any number of laws. 251 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,443 - They have all my emails. 252 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,654 Do you realize how bad that would be if they got out? 253 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,239 I'd be humiliated. 254 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,366 - With all due respect to that, and I don't want you to be 255 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:14,202 humiliated at all, but equally on the other side of the coin, 256 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,037 I don't want to go to jail. 257 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,248 So you have to admit that it is kind of a close call. 258 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,250 - Are you really saying no to me right now? 259 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,876 Is that what's happening here? - No. 260 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,211 Apart from that one. It doesn't count. 261 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,462 Look, what I'm trying to say is-- 262 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,131 - Because to be honest, the fact that you 263 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,424 aren't brownnosing me right now, 264 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:30,218 it's very, very disorienting. - I know. I know. 265 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,137 It's weird for me, too. 266 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,930 - Retrace your steps mentally. 267 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,140 Where were you when you changed it? 268 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,267 What were you doing? Who-- - Oh, oh, 269 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:39,144 Fedora. I was wearing a fedora. 270 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,979 - There you go. A fedora? - Ew. 271 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,856 - It's the exact same one Bruno Mars wears. 272 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,482 - First things first, you need to get rid of that damn hat. 273 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,609 - Wait, wait, wait. Bruno Mars. 274 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:47,861 Bruno. Sacha Baron Cohen. 275 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,988 Oh, my God. I think I remember it. 276 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,699 - I like to make sexy time. 277 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:53,742 - Oh. - Nice. 278 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:54,868 [buzzer blares] Ah. 279 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:58,246 Oh, uh, my wife likes to make sexy time. 280 00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,998 - No, It's not "my wife likes to make sexy time." 281 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,416 Have you even seen the movie? 282 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,752 - OK, Is it a person? - Yep. 283 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,170 - Definitely not an animal. Wait, that's doesn't count. 284 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,504 That doesn't count. - Yes, it does. 285 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,173 - So if you go into the negative on "Jeopardy!", 286 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,799 do you have to pay them? 287 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,093 - If you're worried, I just wouldn't go on the show. 288 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,304 - So is it bigger than a dog? 289 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,181 - Yes, obviously. It's a person. 290 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,349 - Sorry, I just thought like, you know, 291 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,017 what about like a-- like a big dog? 292 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,977 You can't give an invisibility cloak 293 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,228 to boy that age. 294 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,646 They're gonna use it for sex stuff. 295 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,023 - You would have? - Yeah. 296 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,274 Of course, I would have. Everybody boy would have. 297 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:28,360 And Harry did, too. It was just offscreen. 298 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,861 - If you wanted to know if it's a big dog, 299 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,196 say is it a big dog? 300 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,280 - I'm thinking of the next question, Sadie. 301 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:33,948 - I already said it's a person. 302 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:36,368 So kill Elliot. - What about Wesley? 303 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,952 - Uhh. 304 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,913 I'm gonna marry him just for the money. 305 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,206 - OK. 306 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,374 - Never having sex with him ever. 307 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,875 - And I just don't understand 308 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:44,918 how a little girl is allowed to have 309 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,503 a dog the size of a house. 310 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,713 - And if you read those books, like, really read them, 311 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,966 you realize that Clifford is constantly killing people. 312 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,927 Like, his tail is swatting the mailman 313 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,679 300 feet through the air. 314 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,846 - Got it. Is it Katherine? 315 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,390 - Yes. - Yes. 316 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,641 - Finally. 317 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:02,310 Ah, that is so pathetic. - Yeah, a little bit. 318 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,104 [laughter] 319 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,524 - Oh, it's stopping. It stopped. 320 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:10,360 Maybe it's on a timer. - Thank God. 321 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,153 I've been dying to stretch my legs. 322 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,489 Ohh. - Ooh. Phew. 323 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:15,949 [buzzer blares] [fan whooshing] 324 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,826 - Whoa! - Oh! Oh, my God! 325 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,704 - OK, get back, get back. - Oh, oh. 326 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,622 - Get back, get back. 327 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,043 Whew, I guess it's a whole cycle. 328 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,338 - So you think you can just talk the hackers 329 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,589 out of releasing your emails? 330 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,842 - Well, I would prefer to pay them, 331 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,261 but I guess I'll just have to charm them instead. 332 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,013 Trust me, I can schmooze anyone. 333 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,890 - OK, we're on. - Oh. Hey, there! Hi! 334 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:43,101 Katherine Hastings, CEO Payne Motors. 335 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,854 And who do we have here? - No names. 336 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,605 - [laughs] Anonymous. Very cool. 337 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,483 I like it, yeah. May I call you hacker? 338 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,152 Is that-- Is hacker an offensive term? 339 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,903 - It's probably a badge of honor. 340 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:54,946 - And how would you know that? 341 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,197 - It's fine. 342 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,615 - See? - We have our demands. 343 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,826 Deliver the Bitcoin, or we leak the data. 344 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:02,454 - Yes, well, I want to pay you, 345 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,123 but we have encountered a slight hiccup 346 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,541 on the legal side. 347 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,293 I don't know what it's like in your office, 348 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,211 but maybe you have one of those guys 349 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,881 who's like a real by the books kind of stick in the mud. 350 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,132 You know, really not a team player, 351 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,968 kinda grates on everyone. - Ivan. 352 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,094 - Yes. [laughs] 353 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,388 Ugh, exactly, exactly. 354 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,140 I think we're both just gonna have to work around 355 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,975 our respective Ivans here. 356 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,477 - This is a waste of time, all right? 357 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,063 These guys are criminals or possibly terrorists. 358 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,939 - Come on, Elliot. 359 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:32,067 I mean, you guys aren't terrorists, right? 360 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,985 - We're freedom fighters. 361 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,653 - I'm not sure what to do with that one. 362 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,489 - You must pay Bitcoin by end of day 363 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,158 or we will send this to everyone. 364 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,826 - [gasps] - Oh, my God! 365 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,953 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Everyone, look away! 366 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,580 - Why does this exist? 367 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,499 - Richard and I were sexting. Nobody's supposed to see these. 368 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,876 - Katherine. - Is that Elliot in the back? 369 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,503 - I am mid-presentation. 370 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,587 I knew you weren't paying attention. 371 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,006 - All right. Nobody look, nobody look! 372 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,216 - It's looking right at me. 373 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:00,845 . 374 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:01,721 - This is our therapist's fault. 375 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,890 Richard and I were falling apart, 376 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,392 and her only advice is, "keep it spicy." 377 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,268 - Your therapist advised full spread? 378 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,853 That is not professional. You should sue. 379 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,855 - God, how could this be happening to me? 380 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,273 - Well, we could probably trace it back to when 381 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,650 you took your undies off at work. 382 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,527 - [sighs] - Hey, did you connect 383 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,820 your phone to your work account? 384 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,154 Because then they would have access 385 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,656 to all of your text messages. 386 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,574 - Oh, my God. That can happen? 387 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,201 [sighs] That means they have all the photos. 388 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,536 - All the photos? 389 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,329 You mean there's more than what we saw? 390 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,831 - That was one of the classier ones. 391 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,333 - I'm stressed. Let me hit it. 392 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,586 - I gotta go call Richard. 393 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:37,257 - Waffles69. Waffles exclamation point. 394 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,883 - OK. 395 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,552 You are not gonna believe what you just missed. 396 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,595 Katherine sent a nude to her husband 397 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,305 and the hackers got hold of it. 398 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,974 - Oh, cool. - No, no, no. 399 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:49,269 They sent it to us. You can see everything. 400 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,895 - [sighs] Oh, my-- - I feel like 401 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,522 you should be a lot more excited about this. 402 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,107 - I'm trying to remember all the passwords 403 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,692 I've ever used for any account. 404 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,402 Maybe I use one of them for the Bitcoin. 405 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,779 - What's "don't go Jason Waterfalls"? 406 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,198 - Uh, the TLC song? - That's not the line. 407 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,867 - I thought it was the line when I made the password, 408 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,410 or maybe I didn't. 409 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,454 I don't know, man. I'm freaking out. 410 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,247 - I probably could get you a copy of the photo. 411 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,082 That'd be fun, right? 412 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,878 Naked pictures of women. Wes, now I'm getting concerned. 413 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,464 [fan whooshing] 414 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,261 - Can you actually-- - Yep, that's annoying. 415 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,096 Sorry. - Mm-hmm. 416 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,431 - Are you sure they have all the pictures? 417 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,766 - Yes. - No! 418 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,059 - Yes. - What about the kitchen one? 419 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,769 - All of them, Richard! 420 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,978 - I would never use condiments that way. 421 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,855 - I'll fix it. I always fix everything. 422 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,940 - You see what you did? - I am not enjoying this, OK? 423 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,442 I hate it, all right? 424 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,943 I can feel my hives coming back. 425 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,236 - I don't get it. 426 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,197 You're usually such a spineless, weak yes-man. 427 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,740 - Yeah, I know, OK? 428 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,617 And that's why every fiber of my being 429 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,619 is screaming at me to authorize the payments. 430 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,121 I am desperate to obey her, but I can't. 431 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,498 - Well, just do it. 432 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,957 Pretend she's the queen or something. 433 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,835 - She's not the only victim in this, all right? OK? 434 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,046 Yes, her genitals are out in the public sphere, 435 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,215 but so is my face right next to her genitals. 436 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,800 What are people going to think? 437 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,343 - They're gonna be thinking about her genitals. 438 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,680 [both tapping rhythmically] 439 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,684 - Take it home! - I see you. 440 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:11,976 [laughs] 441 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,061 - That was quite good. 442 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,354 - I think so. 443 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,272 - That was the coolest I've ever felt. 444 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,024 - Oh, yeah. 445 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,651 Hey, it's snowing. 446 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,570 - That is actually really pretty. 447 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,365 Oh, it's kinda--it's coming down pretty hard, though. 448 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:28,660 - Yeah. - It's really cold. 449 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,830 - Fast, too. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 450 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,373 - Hypnosis is just about getting you 451 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,668 into a meditative state so that you can access memories. 452 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,086 Now close your eyes and take in 453 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,005 a nice, deep breath. 454 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,339 - Shouldn't you have, like, a pocket watch 455 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,008 or, like, a big spiral thing that keeps turning? 456 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,217 - I'm sorry. 457 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,510 I didn't realize you wanted to be hypnotized 458 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,845 "Looney Tunes" style. 459 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,097 I'm telling you this will work. 460 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,099 In therapy, it helped me through a lot of stuff. 461 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,601 - OK, maybe my mind's not as weak as yours, though. 462 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:56,521 - Excuse me? - I'm not suggestible. 463 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,897 God, I'm not one of those idiots 464 00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:00,608 who can be hypnotized into clucking like a chicken 465 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,944 or whatever. - Mm-hmm, right. 466 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:05,613 Well, even if I was trying to get you to make 467 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,490 chicken noises, they're super hard to make, 468 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,950 so I doubt you could do it anyway. 469 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,036 - Not that hard dude. Cluck. 470 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,454 - No, I mean like a real chicken 471 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,080 because chickens don't cluck. They "bock." 472 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,749 - OK, fine. "Bock." 473 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,876 - No, but they're, like, much louder and higher pitch. 474 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,170 - "Bock." - Yeah, but more repetitive. 475 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,379 - [imitating chicken] 476 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,630 - Oh, and you don't think anybody 477 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:23,840 could ever get you to do that? - No. I don't. 478 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:29,220 - OK. Show me again. - [imitating chicken] 479 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,347 - Knock knock. 480 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:33,016 - Oh, Katherine. Hi, come in. 481 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,143 - This is your office, huh? This is the whole-- 482 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,728 well, it's nice. 483 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,897 You've done a nice job with it. - Thanks. 484 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,441 Look, Katherine, I can't do what it is you-- 485 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,109 - I consider you a friend, I do. 486 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,236 I mean, I know we have fun with your accent, 487 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,197 and all that, you know. 488 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,698 Like, what do you call this? 489 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,618 - Oh, that's a soda. - No, no. 490 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,828 The material, the can. - Oh. 491 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,330 - The aluminum. - Oh yeah. 492 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,539 - Say aluminum. - Aluminum. 493 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,458 - No, not how I would say it. 494 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,293 Say-- um, it's fine. 495 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:03,546 Look, I'm not going to ask you to do something 496 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,839 you're not comfortable with. 497 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,217 In the end, I respect whatever you decide. 498 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:08,677 I am just-- 499 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,929 I am just asking you as a friend 500 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,431 to please consider doing this for me. 501 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,683 - Thank you, and I appreciate that. 502 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,142 And listen, I would love to help-- 503 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,603 - Holy [bleep]! You are worthless. 504 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,563 You are a worthless grub of a man. 505 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,940 - Whoa. 506 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,274 - Whew. Ugh. 507 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,902 - That cold air just pours right in, doesn't it? 508 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,654 - It's just so poorly made. - Mm-hmm. 509 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,072 - I thought that, like, doing this thing 510 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,782 was gonna make you warmer, it's making me colder. 511 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,158 - You know, on "Naked and Afraid," 512 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,827 they always kinda, like, hug each other 513 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,203 for body heat. - Right. 514 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,580 - I wasn't suggesting that we, like-- 515 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,666 - Ooh, yeah, I am down for, like, 516 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,418 a safety cuddle, if you are. - You're down? 517 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,794 - Yeah, yeah. - OK, sweet. 518 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:43,753 - Bring it in. - Yeah. 519 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:44,921 - Whoa. - Mm-hmm. 520 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,297 [both chuckling] 521 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,300 Yeah. That is nice. 522 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,219 - Oh. 523 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:52,679 - I am begging you, Elliot. 524 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,973 This will ruin my life, not just my job. 525 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,391 You think Richard is gonna to stay with me 526 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,102 if I am the reason that a picture of his penis 527 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,146 with a squiggle of mustard gets out on the internet? 528 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,939 - Why would you take that picture? 529 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,399 - We thought it would be sexy. 530 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,817 I mean, it was stupid. It wasn't. 531 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,236 It was humiliating, OK? It wasn't fun. 532 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,821 It wasn't--did you know that mustard stains? 533 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:10,989 - Surely not forever. - Did you know that 534 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,574 it stains the skin? I didn't know that. 535 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,242 I swear to God I didn't know that. 536 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,827 - Katherine, I'm so sorry, but you aren't the only one 537 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,412 that's suffering here, right? 538 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,497 I am at war internally between my abject fealty to you, and-- 539 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,665 - You do this. This is your fault. 540 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,000 - Oh, no, don't! - Look at that. 541 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,877 You look at that right now! - Ow! Please, stop! 542 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,628 - That is me as a guidance counselor. 543 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,380 Hey, where do you wanna go to college? 544 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:32,344 . 545 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:32,802 [both moaning] 546 00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,183 - Oh, this small in here. - OK, yeah. 547 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,309 - Over your head? - Is this--no-- 548 00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:40,977 [honks horn] - Oh. Is that the horn? 549 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,187 - I think so. - Oh, my God, 550 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,104 this car is such a piece of crap. 551 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:44,689 - Such a piece of crap. 552 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,024 - Come on over. - Yeah. 553 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,025 [thud] - Ow. I hit my head. 554 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,360 - That didn't work. - OK, OK. 555 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,944 - Can you come here? - OK, how am I supposed to-- 556 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,030 - Just come here. - All right, all right. 557 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,616 [upbeat soul music] 558 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:55,992 - OK. - I am gonna come over. 559 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,827 - Yeah, yeah. This is-- - Ooh, I think the lever 560 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,704 is quite--I think the lever is gonna, yep, 561 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,705 drop like this! 562 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,290 Oh, my God. 563 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,292 [both laugh] 564 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,214 - Katherine. This is Calvin. 565 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,423 You've been beating me up all day, 566 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,675 so I thought it might be useful for you 567 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,134 to see this sort of low level drone 568 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,969 you'd be relying on for assistance if I weren't here. 569 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,888 - But you said Katherine wanted to congratulate me 570 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,431 on the Crystali brief? - Yes. 571 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:19,891 And I apologize for bringing you here 572 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,393 under false pretenses just to humiliate you. 573 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,020 Look, this sort of credulousness is exactly 574 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,230 the sort of character defect 575 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,439 that I'm trying to make you aware of. 576 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,233 I mean, Calvin here is mindless--no offense. 577 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,734 These underlings, they don't have 578 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,944 the character, the integrity, 579 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,612 or the experience that I bring to the table. 580 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,197 - What are you getting at? 581 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,990 - Well, my voice has value, 582 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,742 and I'm drawing a line in the sand. 583 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,244 So if you won't accept my counsel, 584 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,954 I hope you'll accept my letter of resignation. 585 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,080 I hope you recognize-- - Oh, great, I accept. 586 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,456 - You accept? What do you mean? 587 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,874 - Wait, what is this? 588 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,793 - It's just a random piece of paper out of my binder. 589 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,003 - Where's the letter? 590 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,295 - Well, there isn't a letter is there? 591 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,839 It's just supposed to be a bluff 592 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,549 to make you do what I want, which is, like, be nice to me. 593 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:53,883 - Calvin, are you willing to rubber stamp 594 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,260 a ransom payment to a bunch of hackers? 595 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,554 - Are you telling me I have to? - Yes. 596 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,180 - OK. - Well, hang on. 597 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,849 It was just a fake resignation, so let's not get carried away. 598 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,350 - OK. Fine. You're fired. 599 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,518 There. Poof. 600 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,979 - What? No, don't poof--don't poof me. 601 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,272 This is very serious. Stop. 602 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,565 - Calvin, on me. 603 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:11,401 - Let's all--let's all just, you know, rewind. 604 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,111 - [grumbles indistinctly] 605 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,155 - What's up with this little pork pie hat? 606 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,407 - It's a fedora. It's sexy. 607 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,743 - He's a little stressed. He's trying to jog his memory. 608 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:20,952 - You'd be stressed, too, if you were 609 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,455 close to losing $70 million. - $70 million? 610 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,582 - You're that rich? - I'm so stupid. 611 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,459 Why don't I make it something simple and obvious, 612 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,502 like do not forget this pass phrase. 613 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:31,254 [gasps] Oh, my God! 614 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,882 Oh, that's it. That's it. 615 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:38,219 "Do not forget this pass phrase." 616 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,804 [buzzer blares] [bleep] 617 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,265 - You tried that one earlier. - How many guesses is that? 618 00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:45,352 - That's nine, so one left. 619 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,231 You know what? 620 00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,650 Forget it. 621 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,777 - What are you doing? 622 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,695 I'm choosing not to play. 623 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:58,698 As long as I don't make any more wrong guesses, 624 00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,991 I still have my money. 625 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,493 - But you can't access it? 626 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,994 - But I still have it. 627 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,121 I have it right here. 628 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,331 - What's the point of having money, 629 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,582 Wesley, if you can't spend any? 630 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,209 - I said I have it right here. 631 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,710 - Looking like an extra from "Goodfellas." 632 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:13,338 - I told him to get rid of it. - Don't he look stupid? 633 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,132 - So that was, uhh, that was cool. 634 00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,551 - Yeah, yeah, it was cool. 635 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:21,137 It was--I was gonna say it was cool. 636 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,556 - Is that always part of the vehicle testing? 637 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,350 - Ooh, yeah. Yep. 638 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:28,269 Rain, wind, snow, sex stuff. That's pretty standard. 639 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,897 [both laugh] - Hey. 640 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,484 - Hey. 641 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:37,404 - I have some photos for you to look at. 642 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,446 - Oh. 643 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,198 Of the car. 644 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,867 How long has she been there? 645 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,286 - Jeez, chin up. 646 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,914 [scoffs] 647 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,708 You're obviously not fired. 648 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,210 - Oh. What about Calvin? 649 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,628 - Calvin just put his name on a payment 650 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,714 to a bunch of terrorists. The guy is radioactive. 651 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,215 - Oh. 652 00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:00,051 - Look, if I'm being honest, I'm shocked 653 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,178 that you stood up to me, I'm almost impressed. 654 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:05,557 - Oh, well, yeah, I mean, 655 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,392 you know, on my day, I can be pretty forceful. 656 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,977 - Yeah. Don't ever do it again. 657 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:11,104 - No, no, God, no. I wouldn't dream of it. 658 00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:13,231 - Good. - Lesson learned. 659 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,566 Oh, hey, Katherine. 660 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,110 What do we got here, some aluminum? 661 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,279 - That's crazy. I love that. 662 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,741 - Yeah. Great. Great. 663 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,952 Yes! OK. 664 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:26,995 You're back in the game, E-bomb. 665 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:28,496 [laughs] 666 00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,081 I think we'll be having a stuffed crust tonight, 667 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,958 yeah, and a fizzy drink.