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- So Friday's picnic
for our military families.
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That's just a quick bite,
and we're out, right?
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- Yes.
- Think so.
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- Yeah.
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- Great, and then we'll--
I don't know--
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we'll lead the veterans
down to the Detroit River,
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and we'll just push them under.
Sound like a plan?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- So you're pro drowning
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America's heroes
and their families?
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That's a bold take.
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- Sorry, they're taking
PR photos of the Pika
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in the weather testing chamber.
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No one's responding to my text
because the service
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sucks down there.
- Oh, yeah.
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Well, all hands on deck,
then, huh?
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Yeah, maybe I should
climb up there myself
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and manually boost the signal.
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[both laugh]
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- Just gonna give
'em notes in person.
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[computer chimes]
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- Dory, can we do something
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about that incessant
ding sound?
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Every time some HR drone
sends me a happy hump day meme,
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I get a bell in the face.
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- So annoying.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm on it.
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I'll get something
more soothing
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like a like a whale song.
- What is this?
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- "Payne Motors
has been hacked
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"$20 million in Bitcoin
by end of day
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or contents being released."
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Is there a hacking meme
going around?
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- * Bom bom
bom-bom-bom-bom-bom *
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* Buh buh bom-bom-bom
buh bom-bom-bom-bom *
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[chorus vocalizing]
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- I'm Bill.
This is Eric.
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We're with cybersecurity
here at Payne.
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Early this morning,
our corporate servers
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were indeed accessed
by a team of hackers.
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Luckily, the firewalls did
their job and booted them out.
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They only got
a small amount of data.
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- Data?
Like our--like our emails?
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- Um, hi.
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I do this funny thing
where I write
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playful sarcastic emails about
how awful my coworkers are.
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And, again, tongue is firmly
planted in cheek,
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but out of context,
it might seem hurtful.
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- Usually these teams
target customer data.
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- Ohh.
- Oh, phew.
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- Financial info, credit
card numbers, that kinda thing.
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- Yeah, and certainly,
obviously, we don't want
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to lose any of that.
- I mean, I would prefer
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that it was our data.
- Oh, for sure.
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- Given a choice.
- I wish.
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- So we're gonna have
to shut down
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the network to do an audit,
so internet,
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key cards,
office computers
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will all be offline.
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It's a paper and pen day.
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- Right, well,
thank you guys so much.
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We really do appreciate it,
your expertise and knowledge.
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- Thanks, everyone.
- Hey, we believe in you!
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[both chuckling]
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- Do we believe in them?
- No, God.
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- They don't look right to me.
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- Too clean cut.
They need to be more punky.
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- Yeah.
- Um, nah,
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I think that's, like,
a movie thing.
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- Yeah, but the movie people
have done their research.
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I mean,
it's based on real life.
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- Right.
- Exactly, we need
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a young chick whose name
is, like, Destiny,
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and she's got, like,
a spiked collar
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and a bunch of, you know,
gross face piercings,
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messed up childhood,
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so sexually,
she's all over the map.
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- Look, even if
the dweebs are right
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and the hackers didn't
get anything, you know,
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I don't wanna risk it.
Let's just pay the ransom.
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- I love that idea.
I think that's really great.
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it sends
a really strong message,
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you know,
and that message is, you know,
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here's the money,
just leave us alone.
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- Right.
- But isn't paying the hackers
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just like rewarding
the criminals?
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- We're the victims here.
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However we choose
to process our own trauma
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is inherently right.
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- Yeah, because if we don't
get to decide our own fate,
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then that's like
victimizing us twice.
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- Exactly.
- Right.
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We don't even really know
if they're criminals.
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They could just be
a couple of regular Joes
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who are saving up money
for a lifesaving
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heart transplant for their mum,
you know?
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[all agreeing]
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- Y'all know that I was
just kidding about writing
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the mean emails, right?
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'Cause nobody laughed, so I--
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I didn't know if y'all got it.
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- Huh.
Yeah.
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These are--
are there any camera tricks
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to make it look less
like the weather is winning?
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- I could airbrush it.
- Yeah.
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Don't be shy with that.
Good idea. Thanks, guys.
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- Hey.
- Hey, what's up.
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- I was trying to text you,
but there is
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no service down here.
- No.
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- Our computers got hacked.
- We got hacked?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Like by professional hackers?
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- I'm not sure
if they're professionals
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our just, like,
really good amateurs,
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but I figured
you'd want to know.
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- Yeah, we gotta
get back up there.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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What is--
Why isn't this working?
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- Right. Uh, the IT guys
said the key cards
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would be offline for a while.
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- Hello?
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- I don't know why hackers
always want Bitcoin.
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If it were me,
I would demand cash.
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- And you'd be
a fool because Bitcoin
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is far superior to fiat cash.
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- What the hell is fiat cash?
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- It's, uh--
it's cash,
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but this is better
because it's decentralized.
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- Oh, "de"-centralized?
Wow, yeah.
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Because I always hated
how centralized my money was.
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- You know what? Look.
Let me show you something.
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- Don't love
where this is going.
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- [unzips pants]
So hold on.
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So right in this tiny,
hard wallet,
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I have most of my net worth
converted to crypto.
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If the entire
financial system crashes,
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Wesley's still
got his money, honey.
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- Now what if someone
steals that wallet?
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- Mm.
- OK. Well there's
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a passphrase, and if they
enter the phrase incorrectly
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ten times,
it locks out forever.
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And if I ever want my money,
I just have to type in,
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"milk was a bad choice."
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[buzzer blares]
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Uh, I forgot it was all caps.
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"Milk was a bad choice."
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[buzzer blares]
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- Now when you say it locks
forever after ten tries,
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how would you unlock it?
- Well, I mean, you can't.
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It would just all get erased.
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- Because it's decentralized,
that's what makes it so great.
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- Shh, OK, It's fine.
I know it.
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And I have eight more tries,
so just relax, guys.
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- I wasn't tripping.
- I said relax, guys!
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- Knock, knock.
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- Either knock
or say "knock knock."
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- Yes.
Good point as ever.
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Your mentorship
is greatly appreciated.
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I just wanted to talk to you
about the hacker ransom.
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So, ugh, so annoying.
Turns out we can't pay it.
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- What? Why not?
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- Well, it's kind of
interesting story.
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- You can stand.
- Yeah, OK.
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The thing is Payne,
as a Fortune 500 company,
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like many others,
has a pretty rigid
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internal policy
about not paying out ransoms
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in cases
of digital malfeasance.
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- Why would we do that?
- It's a deterrent, you see.
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If they think
that we can't pay,
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you know, then they're not
gonna bother to hack us.
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- But they did hack us.
- Yeah, they did.
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- So the deterrent didn't work.
- No, no.
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Not this time for sure, yeah.
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Bit of a hole
in the logic there I suppose.
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- Great,
so now we're stuck trusting
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those two bowls
of human oatmeal
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to handle the hack for us.
- Yeah, well, you know.
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I mean, hopefully.
- Don't sit.
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- No.
No, I'm not.
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- Hello?
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- Hey, maybe we can
just pick the lock?
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[jiggles handle]
You know how to pick a lock?
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- I'll google it.
I won't--I have no service.
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- Right. Just call somebody.
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No service.
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- Yeah.
- What are you doing?
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- Well, one of them
must open the door.
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It's a big door.
- Oh.
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[buzzer blares]
OK. Stop, stop!
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- I'm trying to turn it off.
- Please stop!
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- Open this door!
- Please stop!
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[both yelling indistinctly]
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- Oh, God!
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* *
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- Hey, team.
Just checking in.
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We still feeling confident
about everything or--
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- We're still
running diagnostics,
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but we can confirm
that the network is completely
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locked off from the hackers.
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- And our firewall
did an even better job.
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They weren't able to access
any customer data whatsoever.
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- Really? Wow!
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[laughs] Oh, gosh.
Man, you guys are impressive.
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I guess looks
can be deceiving, huh?
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[laughs]
- What way do you mean?
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- Anyway, they got nothing?
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- Well, they actually
pulled about
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ten gigs of internal data.
- Internal? Huh, ten gigs?
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That is--
how much is?
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- "Encanto" is about two gigs
if you pirate it,
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more if you want
ultra high-def.
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- Well, you gotta watch
it in high-def.
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- You do.
- So they got, what,
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a few high def "Encantos"
of our stuff?
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- It's actually
just your server,
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so your emails,
instant messages, memos,
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all your
internal communications.
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- Oh, so just--
so just my personal data.
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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- But the customers are safe.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah. Exactly.
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And that is what is important.
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God, what a relief.
[laughs]
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What an absolute relief.
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.
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- I mean,
eventually they'll realize
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we've been gone too long,
and they'll come
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check on us, right?
- I hope.
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They seem pretty distracted
by the IT guys
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and how they didn't have
enough piercings.
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- Yeah,
that does sound like us.
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- I shouldn't have
pressed that button.
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- Playtime is over.
I am being decisive.
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We gotta pay that ransom.
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- Just, you know, we can't.
- Why?
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Because of the company policy?
I'm the CEO.
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I am the company.
So guess what?
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Poof. No more policy.
- Yes, right.
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It's just, with all due respect
to the power of poof,
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without the shield
of a corporate mandate,
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you know, I'm the one
that's on the hook
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for having authorized
the payments.
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- Right. So, great.
You can do it.
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- Technically I can,
but I...won't.
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- What?
246
00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,477
- Well, what you're really
asking me to do
247
00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,062
is put my name
to a series of payments
248
00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,022
to people who, for all we know,
might be terrorists.
249
00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,273
We don't know.
You know,
250
00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,650
I could be breaking
any number of laws.
251
00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,443
- They have all my emails.
252
00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,654
Do you realize how bad
that would be if they got out?
253
00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,239
I'd be humiliated.
254
00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,366
- With all due respect to that,
and I don't want you to be
255
00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:14,202
humiliated at all, but equally
on the other side of the coin,
256
00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,037
I don't want to go to jail.
257
00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,248
So you have to admit that
it is kind of a close call.
258
00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,250
- Are you really saying
no to me right now?
259
00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,876
Is that what's happening here?
- No.
260
00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,211
Apart from that one.
It doesn't count.
261
00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,462
Look, what I'm trying
to say is--
262
00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,131
- Because to be honest,
the fact that you
263
00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,424
aren't brownnosing me
right now,
264
00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:30,218
it's very, very disorienting.
- I know. I know.
265
00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,137
It's weird for me, too.
266
00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,930
- Retrace your steps mentally.
267
00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,140
Where were you
when you changed it?
268
00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,267
What were you doing? Who--
- Oh, oh,
269
00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:39,144
Fedora.
I was wearing a fedora.
270
00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,979
- There you go. A fedora?
- Ew.
271
00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,856
- It's the exact same one
Bruno Mars wears.
272
00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,482
- First things first, you need
to get rid of that damn hat.
273
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,609
- Wait, wait, wait.
Bruno Mars.
274
00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:47,861
Bruno.
Sacha Baron Cohen.
275
00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,988
Oh, my God.
I think I remember it.
276
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,699
- I like to make sexy time.
277
00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:53,742
- Oh.
- Nice.
278
00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:54,868
[buzzer blares]
Ah.
279
00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:58,246
Oh, uh, my wife
likes to make sexy time.
280
00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,998
- No, It's not "my wife
likes to make sexy time."
281
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,416
Have you even seen the movie?
282
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,752
- OK, Is it a person?
- Yep.
283
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,170
- Definitely not an animal.
Wait, that's doesn't count.
284
00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,504
That doesn't count.
- Yes, it does.
285
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,173
- So if you go into
the negative on "Jeopardy!",
286
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,799
do you have to pay them?
287
00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,093
- If you're worried,
I just wouldn't go on the show.
288
00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,304
- So is it bigger than a dog?
289
00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,181
- Yes, obviously.
It's a person.
290
00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,349
- Sorry, I just thought
like, you know,
291
00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,017
what about like a--
like a big dog?
292
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,977
You can't give
an invisibility cloak
293
00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,228
to boy that age.
294
00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,646
They're gonna use it
for sex stuff.
295
00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,023
- You would have?
- Yeah.
296
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,274
Of course, I would have.
Everybody boy would have.
297
00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:28,360
And Harry did, too.
It was just offscreen.
298
00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,861
- If you wanted
to know if it's a big dog,
299
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,196
say is it a big dog?
300
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,280
- I'm thinking
of the next question, Sadie.
301
00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:33,948
- I already said it's a person.
302
00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:36,368
So kill Elliot.
- What about Wesley?
303
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,952
- Uhh.
304
00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,913
I'm gonna marry him
just for the money.
305
00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,206
- OK.
306
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,374
- Never having sex
with him ever.
307
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,875
- And I just
don't understand
308
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:44,918
how a little girl
is allowed to have
309
00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,503
a dog the size of a house.
310
00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,713
- And if you read those books,
like, really read them,
311
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,966
you realize that Clifford
is constantly killing people.
312
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,927
Like, his tail
is swatting the mailman
313
00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,679
300 feet through the air.
314
00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,846
- Got it.
Is it Katherine?
315
00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,390
- Yes.
- Yes.
316
00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,641
- Finally.
317
00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:02,310
Ah, that is so pathetic.
- Yeah, a little bit.
318
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,104
[laughter]
319
00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,524
- Oh, it's stopping.
It stopped.
320
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:10,360
Maybe it's on a timer.
- Thank God.
321
00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,153
I've been dying
to stretch my legs.
322
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,489
Ohh.
- Ooh. Phew.
323
00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:15,949
[buzzer blares]
[fan whooshing]
324
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,826
- Whoa!
- Oh! Oh, my God!
325
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,704
- OK, get back, get back.
- Oh, oh.
326
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,622
- Get back, get back.
327
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,043
Whew,
I guess it's a whole cycle.
328
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,338
- So you think
you can just talk the hackers
329
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,589
out of releasing your emails?
330
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,842
- Well, I would prefer
to pay them,
331
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,261
but I guess I'll just have
to charm them instead.
332
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,013
Trust me,
I can schmooze anyone.
333
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,890
- OK, we're on.
- Oh. Hey, there! Hi!
334
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:43,101
Katherine Hastings,
CEO Payne Motors.
335
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,854
And who do we have here?
- No names.
336
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,605
- [laughs] Anonymous.
Very cool.
337
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,483
I like it, yeah.
May I call you hacker?
338
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,152
Is that--
Is hacker an offensive term?
339
00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,903
- It's probably
a badge of honor.
340
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:54,946
- And how would you know that?
341
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,197
- It's fine.
342
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,615
- See?
- We have our demands.
343
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,826
Deliver the Bitcoin,
or we leak the data.
344
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:02,454
- Yes, well,
I want to pay you,
345
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,123
but we have encountered
a slight hiccup
346
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,541
on the legal side.
347
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,293
I don't know
what it's like in your office,
348
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,211
but maybe you have
one of those guys
349
00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,881
who's like a real by the books
kind of stick in the mud.
350
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,132
You know,
really not a team player,
351
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,968
kinda grates on everyone.
- Ivan.
352
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,094
- Yes.
[laughs]
353
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,388
Ugh, exactly, exactly.
354
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,140
I think we're both just gonna
have to work around
355
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,975
our respective Ivans here.
356
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,477
- This is a waste of time,
all right?
357
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,063
These guys are criminals
or possibly terrorists.
358
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,939
- Come on, Elliot.
359
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:32,067
I mean, you guys
aren't terrorists, right?
360
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,985
- We're freedom fighters.
361
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,653
- I'm not sure
what to do with that one.
362
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,489
- You must pay Bitcoin
by end of day
363
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,158
or we will send this
to everyone.
364
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,826
- [gasps]
- Oh, my God!
365
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,953
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Everyone, look away!
366
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,580
- Why does this exist?
367
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,499
- Richard and I were sexting.
Nobody's supposed to see these.
368
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,876
- Katherine.
- Is that Elliot in the back?
369
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,503
- I am mid-presentation.
370
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,587
I knew you weren't
paying attention.
371
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,006
- All right.
Nobody look, nobody look!
372
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,216
- It's looking right at me.
373
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:00,845
.
374
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:01,721
- This is
our therapist's fault.
375
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,890
Richard and I
were falling apart,
376
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,392
and her only advice is,
"keep it spicy."
377
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,268
- Your therapist
advised full spread?
378
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,853
That is not professional.
You should sue.
379
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,855
- God, how could this
be happening to me?
380
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,273
- Well, we could probably
trace it back to when
381
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,650
you took your undies off
at work.
382
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,527
- [sighs]
- Hey, did you connect
383
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,820
your phone
to your work account?
384
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,154
Because then they
would have access
385
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,656
to all of your text messages.
386
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,574
- Oh, my God. That can happen?
387
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,201
[sighs] That means
they have all the photos.
388
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,536
- All the photos?
389
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,329
You mean there's more
than what we saw?
390
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,831
- That was one
of the classier ones.
391
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,333
- I'm stressed.
Let me hit it.
392
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,586
- I gotta go call Richard.
393
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:37,257
- Waffles69.
Waffles exclamation point.
394
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,883
- OK.
395
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,552
You are not gonna believe
what you just missed.
396
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,595
Katherine sent
a nude to her husband
397
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,305
and the hackers got hold of it.
398
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,974
- Oh, cool.
- No, no, no.
399
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:49,269
They sent it to us.
You can see everything.
400
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,895
- [sighs] Oh, my--
- I feel like
401
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,522
you should be
a lot more excited about this.
402
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,107
- I'm trying to remember
all the passwords
403
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,692
I've ever used for any account.
404
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,402
Maybe I use one of them
for the Bitcoin.
405
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,779
- What's "don't go
Jason Waterfalls"?
406
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,198
- Uh, the TLC song?
- That's not the line.
407
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,867
- I thought it was the line
when I made the password,
408
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,410
or maybe I didn't.
409
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,454
I don't know, man.
I'm freaking out.
410
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,247
- I probably could get you
a copy of the photo.
411
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,082
That'd be fun, right?
412
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,878
Naked pictures of women.
Wes, now I'm getting concerned.
413
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,464
[fan whooshing]
414
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,261
- Can you actually--
- Yep, that's annoying.
415
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,096
Sorry.
- Mm-hmm.
416
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,431
- Are you sure
they have all the pictures?
417
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,766
- Yes.
- No!
418
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,059
- Yes.
- What about the kitchen one?
419
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,769
- All of them, Richard!
420
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,978
- I would never
use condiments that way.
421
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,855
- I'll fix it.
I always fix everything.
422
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,940
- You see what you did?
- I am not enjoying this, OK?
423
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,442
I hate it, all right?
424
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,943
I can feel
my hives coming back.
425
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,236
- I don't get it.
426
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,197
You're usually such
a spineless, weak yes-man.
427
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,740
- Yeah, I know, OK?
428
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,617
And that's why
every fiber of my being
429
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,619
is screaming at me
to authorize the payments.
430
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,121
I am desperate
to obey her, but I can't.
431
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,498
- Well, just do it.
432
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,957
Pretend she's
the queen or something.
433
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,835
- She's not the only victim
in this, all right? OK?
434
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,046
Yes, her genitals
are out in the public sphere,
435
00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,215
but so is my face
right next to her genitals.
436
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,800
What are people going to think?
437
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,343
- They're gonna be thinking
about her genitals.
438
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,680
[both tapping rhythmically]
439
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,684
- Take it home!
- I see you.
440
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:11,976
[laughs]
441
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,061
- That was quite good.
442
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,354
- I think so.
443
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,272
- That was the coolest
I've ever felt.
444
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,024
- Oh, yeah.
445
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,651
Hey, it's snowing.
446
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,570
- That is actually
really pretty.
447
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,365
Oh, it's kinda--it's coming
down pretty hard, though.
448
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:28,660
- Yeah.
- It's really cold.
449
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,830
- Fast, too.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
450
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,373
- Hypnosis is just
about getting you
451
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,668
into a meditative state so
that you can access memories.
452
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,086
Now close your eyes
and take in
453
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,005
a nice, deep breath.
454
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,339
- Shouldn't you have,
like, a pocket watch
455
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,008
or, like, a big spiral thing
that keeps turning?
456
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,217
- I'm sorry.
457
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,510
I didn't realize
you wanted to be hypnotized
458
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,845
"Looney Tunes" style.
459
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,097
I'm telling you this will work.
460
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,099
In therapy, it helped me
through a lot of stuff.
461
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,601
- OK, maybe my mind's not
as weak as yours, though.
462
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:56,521
- Excuse me?
- I'm not suggestible.
463
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,897
God, I'm not one
of those idiots
464
00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:00,608
who can be hypnotized
into clucking like a chicken
465
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,944
or whatever.
- Mm-hmm, right.
466
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:05,613
Well, even if I was trying
to get you to make
467
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,490
chicken noises,
they're super hard to make,
468
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,950
so I doubt you could
do it anyway.
469
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,036
- Not that hard dude.
Cluck.
470
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,454
- No, I mean
like a real chicken
471
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,080
because chickens don't cluck.
They "bock."
472
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,749
- OK, fine.
"Bock."
473
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,876
- No, but they're, like,
much louder and higher pitch.
474
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,170
- "Bock."
- Yeah, but more repetitive.
475
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,379
- [imitating chicken]
476
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,630
- Oh,
and you don't think anybody
477
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:23,840
could ever get you to do that?
- No. I don't.
478
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:29,220
- OK. Show me again.
- [imitating chicken]
479
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,347
- Knock knock.
480
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:33,016
- Oh, Katherine.
Hi, come in.
481
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,143
- This is your office, huh?
This is the whole--
482
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,728
well, it's nice.
483
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,897
You've done a nice job with it.
- Thanks.
484
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,441
Look, Katherine,
I can't do what it is you--
485
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,109
- I consider you a friend,
I do.
486
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,236
I mean, I know we have fun
with your accent,
487
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,197
and all that, you know.
488
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,698
Like, what do you call this?
489
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,618
- Oh, that's a soda.
- No, no.
490
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,828
The material, the can.
- Oh.
491
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,330
- The aluminum.
- Oh yeah.
492
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,539
- Say aluminum.
- Aluminum.
493
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,458
- No, not how I would say it.
494
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,293
Say--
um, it's fine.
495
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:03,546
Look, I'm not going
to ask you to do something
496
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,839
you're not comfortable with.
497
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,217
In the end, I respect
whatever you decide.
498
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:08,677
I am just--
499
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,929
I am just asking you
as a friend
500
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,431
to please consider
doing this for me.
501
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,683
- Thank you,
and I appreciate that.
502
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,142
And listen,
I would love to help--
503
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,603
- Holy [bleep]!
You are worthless.
504
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,563
You are a worthless grub
of a man.
505
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,940
- Whoa.
506
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,274
- Whew. Ugh.
507
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,902
- That cold air just pours
right in, doesn't it?
508
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,654
- It's just so poorly made.
- Mm-hmm.
509
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,072
- I thought that,
like, doing this thing
510
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,782
was gonna make you warmer,
it's making me colder.
511
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,158
- You know,
on "Naked and Afraid,"
512
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,827
they always kinda, like,
hug each other
513
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,203
for body heat.
- Right.
514
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,580
- I wasn't suggesting
that we, like--
515
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,666
- Ooh, yeah,
I am down for, like,
516
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,418
a safety cuddle, if you are.
- You're down?
517
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,794
- Yeah, yeah.
- OK, sweet.
518
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:43,753
- Bring it in.
- Yeah.
519
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:44,921
- Whoa.
- Mm-hmm.
520
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,297
[both chuckling]
521
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,300
Yeah. That is nice.
522
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,219
- Oh.
523
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:52,679
- I am begging you, Elliot.
524
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,973
This will ruin my life,
not just my job.
525
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,391
You think Richard is gonna
to stay with me
526
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,102
if I am the reason
that a picture of his penis
527
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,146
with a squiggle of mustard
gets out on the internet?
528
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,939
- Why would you take
that picture?
529
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,399
- We thought it would be sexy.
530
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,817
I mean, it was stupid.
It wasn't.
531
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,236
It was humiliating, OK?
It wasn't fun.
532
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,821
It wasn't--did you know
that mustard stains?
533
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:10,989
- Surely not forever.
- Did you know that
534
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,574
it stains the skin?
I didn't know that.
535
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,242
I swear to God
I didn't know that.
536
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,827
- Katherine, I'm so sorry,
but you aren't the only one
537
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,412
that's suffering here, right?
538
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,497
I am at war internally between
my abject fealty to you, and--
539
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,665
- You do this.
This is your fault.
540
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,000
- Oh, no, don't!
- Look at that.
541
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,877
You look at that right now!
- Ow! Please, stop!
542
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,628
- That is me
as a guidance counselor.
543
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,380
Hey, where do you wanna
go to college?
544
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:32,344
.
545
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:32,802
[both moaning]
546
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,183
- Oh, this small in here.
- OK, yeah.
547
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,309
- Over your head?
- Is this--no--
548
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:40,977
[honks horn]
- Oh. Is that the horn?
549
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,187
- I think so.
- Oh, my God,
550
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,104
this car is
such a piece of crap.
551
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:44,689
- Such a piece of crap.
552
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,024
- Come on over.
- Yeah.
553
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,025
[thud]
- Ow. I hit my head.
554
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,360
- That didn't work.
- OK, OK.
555
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,944
- Can you come here?
- OK, how am I supposed to--
556
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,030
- Just come here.
- All right, all right.
557
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,616
[upbeat soul music]
558
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:55,992
- OK.
- I am gonna come over.
559
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,827
- Yeah, yeah. This is--
- Ooh, I think the lever
560
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,704
is quite--I think the lever
is gonna, yep,
561
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,705
drop like this!
562
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,290
Oh, my God.
563
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,292
[both laugh]
564
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,214
- Katherine.
This is Calvin.
565
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,423
You've been beating me up
all day,
566
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,675
so I thought it might
be useful for you
567
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,134
to see this sort
of low level drone
568
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,969
you'd be relying on for
assistance if I weren't here.
569
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,888
- But you said Katherine
wanted to congratulate me
570
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,431
on the Crystali brief?
- Yes.
571
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:19,891
And I apologize
for bringing you here
572
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,393
under false pretenses
just to humiliate you.
573
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,020
Look, this sort of
credulousness is exactly
574
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,230
the sort of character defect
575
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,439
that I'm trying
to make you aware of.
576
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,233
I mean, Calvin here
is mindless--no offense.
577
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,734
These underlings,
they don't have
578
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,944
the character,
the integrity,
579
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,612
or the experience
that I bring to the table.
580
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,197
- What are you getting at?
581
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,990
- Well, my voice has value,
582
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,742
and I'm drawing a line
in the sand.
583
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,244
So if you won't accept
my counsel,
584
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,954
I hope you'll accept
my letter of resignation.
585
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,080
I hope you recognize--
- Oh, great, I accept.
586
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,456
- You accept?
What do you mean?
587
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,874
- Wait, what is this?
588
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,793
- It's just a random piece
of paper out of my binder.
589
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,003
- Where's the letter?
590
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,295
- Well, there isn't
a letter is there?
591
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,839
It's just supposed
to be a bluff
592
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,549
to make you do what I want,
which is, like, be nice to me.
593
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:53,883
- Calvin, are you willing
to rubber stamp
594
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,260
a ransom payment
to a bunch of hackers?
595
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,554
- Are you telling me I have to?
- Yes.
596
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,180
- OK.
- Well, hang on.
597
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,849
It was just a fake resignation,
so let's not get carried away.
598
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,350
- OK. Fine.
You're fired.
599
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,518
There. Poof.
600
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,979
- What?
No, don't poof--don't poof me.
601
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,272
This is very serious.
Stop.
602
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,565
- Calvin, on me.
603
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:11,401
- Let's all--let's all
just, you know, rewind.
604
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,111
- [grumbles indistinctly]
605
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,155
- What's up with this
little pork pie hat?
606
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,407
- It's a fedora.
It's sexy.
607
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,743
- He's a little stressed.
He's trying to jog his memory.
608
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:20,952
- You'd be stressed,
too, if you were
609
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,455
close to losing $70 million.
- $70 million?
610
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,582
- You're that rich?
- I'm so stupid.
611
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,459
Why don't I make it something
simple and obvious,
612
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,502
like do not forget
this pass phrase.
613
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:31,254
[gasps]
Oh, my God!
614
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,882
Oh, that's it.
That's it.
615
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:38,219
"Do not forget
this pass phrase."
616
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,804
[buzzer blares]
[bleep]
617
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,265
- You tried that one earlier.
- How many guesses is that?
618
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:45,352
- That's nine, so one left.
619
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,231
You know what?
620
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,650
Forget it.
621
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,777
- What are you doing?
622
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,695
I'm choosing not to play.
623
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:58,698
As long as I don't make
any more wrong guesses,
624
00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,991
I still have my money.
625
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,493
- But you can't access it?
626
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,994
- But I still have it.
627
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,121
I have it right here.
628
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,331
- What's the point
of having money,
629
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,582
Wesley, if you can't spend any?
630
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,209
- I said I have it right here.
631
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,710
- Looking like
an extra from "Goodfellas."
632
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:13,338
- I told him to get rid of it.
- Don't he look stupid?
633
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,132
- So that was, uhh,
that was cool.
634
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,551
- Yeah, yeah, it was cool.
635
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:21,137
It was--I was gonna say
it was cool.
636
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,556
- Is that always part
of the vehicle testing?
637
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,350
- Ooh, yeah.
Yep.
638
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:28,269
Rain, wind, snow, sex stuff.
That's pretty standard.
639
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,897
[both laugh]
- Hey.
640
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,484
- Hey.
641
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:37,404
- I have some photos
for you to look at.
642
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,446
- Oh.
643
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,198
Of the car.
644
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,867
How long has she been there?
645
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,286
- Jeez, chin up.
646
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,914
[scoffs]
647
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,708
You're obviously not fired.
648
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,210
- Oh.
What about Calvin?
649
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,628
- Calvin just put his name
on a payment
650
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,714
to a bunch of terrorists.
The guy is radioactive.
651
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,215
- Oh.
652
00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:00,051
- Look, if I'm being honest,
I'm shocked
653
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,178
that you stood up to me,
I'm almost impressed.
654
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:05,557
- Oh, well, yeah, I mean,
655
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,392
you know, on my day,
I can be pretty forceful.
656
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,977
- Yeah. Don't ever do it again.
657
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:11,104
- No, no, God, no.
I wouldn't dream of it.
658
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:13,231
- Good.
- Lesson learned.
659
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,566
Oh, hey, Katherine.
660
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,110
What do we got here,
some aluminum?
661
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,279
- That's crazy.
I love that.
662
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,741
- Yeah.
Great. Great.
663
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,952
Yes!
OK.
664
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:26,995
You're back in the game,
E-bomb.
665
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:28,496
[laughs]
666
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,081
I think we'll be having
a stuffed crust tonight,
667
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,958
yeah, and a fizzy drink.