This programme contains very strong language, scenes that some viewers
may find upsetting and the recruits face kidnap and interrogation
in this next intense phase of the course
For the select few, this process might make them...
..but for the majority of these celebrities... Guards!
..it will completely break them.
Hands. Walk.
Move! Incoming, let's go.
In this series... We can do it!
..16 celebrity recruits... Crawl! Zip it!
..will leave their glamorous lives behind.
Lay down on the ground! Get in there.
They will be put through the most gruelling stages of SAS selection...
Down!
..by an elite team of ex-special forces soldiers.
Honesty, integrity, trust,
everything we've installed in you from day one. Everything.
No allowances or exceptions will be made.
Get on your stomach!
I'm not scared of getting dirty,
but I'm going to have to change these.
I can just about open my car door. Go! Wow, wow, wow, whoa, whoa!
My mum does not want me to do this.
She's scared I'm going to get injured.
I think she's really not looking forward to that.
Get in to it! I've seen pressure.
I need support now!
So what I'm going to face on this course is water off a duck's back.
Take him down! Ah.
Like an injured slug.
Lift up your boat!
No other test asks as much... Ah, ah!
You've got it. Let's go. Well done, ZoZo.
..or means as much.
Well done. ..to the few who make it through.
Welcome to your worst nightmare.
MOANING
How's everyone's feet feeling?
More painful than at any point.
Yeah.
It's the penultimate stage of the course...
Does anybody have any drugs of any description?
..and of the 16 celebrities who began, only 6 remain.
My feet just look like they've expired.
I used to back myself to have pretty feet as well.
I've never had pain like it.
It's such a different level of pain.
Can't wait to have a nice soak in the bath.
Lots of bubbles. With my feet up.
Recruits, in the canteen.
Slick!
In just a few hours,
the six recruits will be sent on
a simulated mission behind enemy lines.
What's this?
Food rations.
For this phase, they must survive on ration packs.
So what do we do?
Yeah, you just have to shove them in your mouth.
Selection is meant to exhaust a recruit.
It's there to test them when they're at their limits.
Is this our breakfast, lunch and dinner, then?
Think so. It's filling, isn't it?
When they are at their most vulnerable,
that's when we put the pressure on.
Dog food, this. Like dog food!
It is, that is exactly what it's like.
This is just our breakfast, right, or do you reckon this is...? No.
This is all day. This is our meals for today.
FOXY: It's then the recruits reveal who they really are.
No matter how exhausted you are,
you've got to keep going. You've got to dig deep.
It's in those dark places that you draw upon your will to survive.
Right, everyone out here.
On the battlefield, survival is about adapting.
You employ different versions of violence to get
a job done. That's how you survive.
This task is grappling. Wrestling.
You will swim out to the pontoon where
the chief instructor is.
Then you will overpower the enemy.
We want to see who has got the instinct to survive.
That's what it's about. All right, 6 and 11.
Go!
Number 11 Danielle Lloyd
will face Number 6 Perri Shakes-Drayton.
Having been an athlete,
physically I feel like I am at an advantage.
Because I've trained in cold conditions,
rainy conditions, and I just crack on.
OK. 6, 11, climb on.
It's not always been the case that my body's been 100%,
but I still managed to pick myself up after being knocked down
and come back again.
Sit down, face that way. Sit down and face that way.
The celebrities must battle head-to-head.
The recruit left standing on the pontoon on the end of
the fight will be declared the winner.
Stand by.
Go!
Find that aggression now.
Don't give up. The will to win, who wants it?
Get in play! Who wants it?
Good effort, Number 6.
Swim to the front and then across to the DS.
Right, Number 7, Number 10. Go.
Next to fight is Number Seven Gareth Gates...
Let's go. Get down in that water.
..and Number 10 Amber Turner.
I like to think I'm quite, like, a strong person physically.
Keep going. Keep going.
I'm a black belt, so if anyone tries to fight me I can say,
"Guys, I've got a black belt. So be scared."
Sheer aggression, the will to win. Who wants it?
Who fucking wants it? OK?
Standby.
Go!
Get rid of her.
This is pathetic. Get it to him, 10!
Show some aggression.
Give it to him. Get rid of him.
Get in there, 7.
Stop! Stop. Calm down.
With both recruits falling into the water...
Everything OK? Yes, sir.
Climb on, come over to me.
..the DS demand a rematch.
Survival of the fittest. I want everything into this.
As a child not being able to speak,
I was battered at school.
However I would never, ever fight back.
You know the rules. No biting, spitting, kicking. Stand by.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
But if I'm forced into a situation,
I'll hopefully be able to handle myself.
Go!
Get into it! Fucking dance-off. You are giving up.
Fight. Turn him. Turn him. Turn him.
Don't give up. Get in. Well done, 10.
Penultimate fight. Turn him. Get in there!
Aggression!
Ooh. That will do.
Hold on to the side.
Open your eyes. Look at me.
Oh, my arm.
Look at me. What have you done?
Listen. Back in the game. Survival.
This is what it's about. You got that? Yeah.
Go!
Next to battle are Number 1 Matt Hancock,
and Number 3 Teddy Soares.
When I was growing up I was a chubby kid.
HE LAUGHS
And for that reason I don't actually know how to swim.
Come on, Number 3. Kick. Let's go.
Because I wasn't actually confident of taking my top off.
Come on, kick your feet. Pull. Pull the arms.
But I like to say, do you know what?
I can't swim, but I want to try.
Stop drinking the water, Number 3.
Keep your mouth out the water.
Let's go, don't stand still. Kick your feet.
Arms and feet, all the way to this corner, now. Let's go.
Halfway across, recruit Number 3 Teddy...
Come on. Come on.
..is struggling to make it to the pontoon.
Look at me. Stay calm. Look at me.
You can. Keep coming. Number 3, look at me.
Kick gently. Come on, keep coming.
Grab onto the side, pull in.
Chief instructor Billy calls for assistance.
Number 3, pull it together. Turn round.
Turn round, let's go. Turn round. Turn round.
I've got you. I've got you. Calm down.
Right, just get on here a minute. Hold here.
Look at me. I can't... Stop panicking. Look at me.
Stop crying. Hey, listen. You're here now.
Look at me. Focus.
Let's get on. Let's go, come on. Head in the game. Good luck.
Come over here, Number 1. Sit here, facing that way.
I find it quite hard to talk about emotional things.
I've grown a thick skin and that's necessary
because in politics you get totally unreasonable
and undue personal attacks.
Sit back-to-back.
But it's not about what's fair, it's about getting the job done.
It's about survival now. Survive to fight,
survive to win. Sheer aggression.
Head in the game, Number 3? Stand by.
Go!
Get him, 3!
Get into him. Show your aggression.
Who wants it? Last ditch. Let's go.
Take him down! Ah!
Ah!
Ooh, ouch.
Ah! All right, all right, calm down. All right,
calm down. Take a breath. Take a breath.
You OK? Look at me. Took the wind out of you.
I hit the side on my way out. I saw that. You good to go?
Nothing broken? No, nothing broken.
Pretty awful.
Come here.
Stand there.
It's the winners, the losers.
What have you done to yourself there? I... It's OK.
Take your gum shield out.
Come on. Get your head back in the game.
Yes, sir.
Ultimately that task was about survival,
about the instinct to be stood on that platform at the end.
All up, from everyone it was a fucking good effort.
Go.
SIGHING Sorry, babe.
Oh, my God, honestly don't be.
I was... I really dropped off. Yeah, on the way in. No, I'm so sorry.
Ah, my arm.
Did it look quite bad, the way Matt went over?
It sort of looked like you... He half... Like, threw him off
and it's, like, obviously as he's trying not
to fall off, he fell here.
But, like, no-one should feel bad about it,
do you know what I mean? It's all part of the thing.
Like, I don't feel... I don't care at all that Gareth hurt my shoulder,
do you know what I mean? What's the maximum amount of paracetamol
you can take? Eight.
Is that the recommended or the actual?
Maximum. If you haven't got any... No, I've got four.
Oh. That's well enough. That's well enough.
More than fucking us. Yeah, I know.
But I need to keep stacking these all afternoon now.
Are you worrying about them saying that you're medically withdrawn?
Yeah. Oh.
I'm worried about the doctor having a good feel,
finding out I've got a cracked rib,
and that would be that.
How are we all doing? All good? Yeah, almost there.
Almost there. Almost there.
Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm hungry. Very hungry now.
Feel like we've never got the opportunity to get dry.
Never. No.
Argh!
Ooh. Ow.
OK. Day eight.
The final phase of the course is approaching.
The DS gather to discuss which recruits they think
have the potential to pass selection.
OK. The theme is survival
and they really are in that mode anyway.
Just think of any points from day one to now,
pros and cons with each one of them.
I'll start with Number 3 on this one.
From the word go,
he never seems to me like he's giving his 100%,
or he hasn't up until the last couple of things we've done.
He's been up and down, he's not been consistent.
I've seen bursts of 100% effort
and then the other side of it.
Me, I like him. I think he's a good character.
He's capable.
But he's got to do a shit load in my eyes to make the benchmark.
Yeah.
Yeah, Number 10.
She's been a bit of a prickly character for me along the way.
I haven't been able to work her out.
But she is a tough, tough woman
and it seems to me that the positive sides of her
are now outweighing the negative.
She's fucking tough, that's for sure.
She's capable. She's not a frontrunner,
but she's in there with a chance.
OK. Number 11.
For me, I've been saying she's going to leave
for the past fucking five days. She has been my tip to go.
But you know what, she showed deep resilience.
And she's fit. She's a fit, strong character.
Last 48 hours, I've seen a new gear kick in.
And I think this is the deepest she's ever gone to.
And I see it on her face, a different level of confidence.
But nowhere near a frontrunner. Nah.
Number 6 - she's up there with the frontrunners.
From the get-go, determined, fit, strong,
capable, good mind, always engaging.
She's easily excitable but I really like her.
I call her Smiley because she's always got a smile on her face,
no matter what we're throwing at her.
Always keen, always present.
She attacks her weaknesses.
OK. 7 is my frontrunner.
He's been present the whole time round, he's always been strong.
Likeable character. He's pretty good to be around.
From the word go, he's been there.
He's kind of started in a place where we kind of clocked him,
watched him grow, and he's just fucking getting so much confidence.
He's strong in every way. He's strong in his courage,
because, you know, it's tough for him to speak.
Yet he gives it his very best every time.
Number 1 - he started off prickly.
He's got a reputation that precedes him by a long way.
I'd say he rubbed me up the wrong way.
I think he rubbed us all up the wrong way,
with his barriers, his arrogance.
But he has performed and he's dug in deep.
He's shown resilience, he's shown grit.
Whether I can trust him, I don't know.
That corporate kind of facade he has -
that's what he reminds me of. He reminds me of a CEO.
That's not the kind of people that we have in our world.
I've still got reservations about him.
Fancy having a little chat with him? Yeah. Sounds good.
All right, let's get him in.
Number 1!
SHE GROANS
All right, Number 1.
Stand facing there with your arms shoulder wide.
Stand still. Stand.
How's it going?
I'm thriving.
Why?
The last mirror room really turned it around.
I felt like I came into it talking like a politician
and I felt like I left it talking like a human being.
You're obviously a very serious chap.
And I've seen that drive and determination in you.
Yeah. I'm talking.
Still a long way to go on the course.
I think there's still a few little rocks need turning first.
I mean, a big thing within the job that we have come from,
loyalty is one. Trust is a big one.
And I'd suggest empathy is probably one of the largest ones,
if not the largest one. Yeah.
We also rely very heavily upon each other.
We keep each other centred as well as keeping ourselves centred.
How's it been within the positions that you've held,
to have that support network? Is it there?
What? Here or in the real world? Not here. In the real world.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Actually, government is much more of a team effort
than it looks like from the outside.
Hope so.
Going back to the pandemic, you pretty much are in the limelight -
or you were - for that period of time,
and you were vilified.
How have you dealt with that?
I feel a sense of injustice
at being made...essentially accused of corruption,
because that is what, if you boil it down, the accusation is,
when I've essentially
given my professional life
so far in public service.
And I know for a fact we did the right thing
and I didn't benefit a jot from it.
And it's just this sense of injustice that, "Hold on,
"I was doing the best I could in difficult circumstances,
"and now I get a load of... shit for it."
Of course it has an impact on me professionally
that I have to deal with, but it doesn't matter here.
What matters here is what I think of myself
and also what the people I love
and care about think of me
and what people I respect think of me.
Do you see this course maybe as an opportunity for redemption?
I don't know about... I don't know about redemption.
I'll leave that to...archbishops.
HE CHUCKLES
The thing about this course is, right,
it, as you say, it strips you back,
and you've got to leave it all on the line.
And it's since I've been leaving it all out there
that I've been really thriving off it.
And, obviously,
you know, that's what... that's what it shows.
We'll decide that.
The way you've dug in when the going has got tough,
it's been good to see,
to be honest with you.
But it always very difficult to fucking peel back
the layers of a politician, isn't it?
You need to keep letting those layers fall off.
Because I think you'll find out even more about yourself as well.
You really will.
Guard!
Hands. Walk.
So I'm a far more normal person that anybody would ever guess,
you know. And that's the... You know, that is the...that's the irony
of how people who are very well known,
especially who've been in politics,
are known in a certain way through a certain lens.
It's going to be tough tomorrow.
How was it? Hey? It was really good.
Yeah? Yeah.
How do you know it's going to be tough?
Cos it was like, "We noticed you putting a shift in."
Yeah.
"But you've still got a lot to do."
What I want to be able to do is demonstrate, you know,
who I really am.
Are you good with spiders, by any chance?
Yeah. How big?
Oh, yeah... Oh, Jesus Christ.
I think we should kill it.
Human psychology suggests that it's always very hard
to banish everything you might know about somebody.
It's not a rare breed. We should kill it.
God, I've got gnat bites everywhere now.
Right, check your boobs for leeches.
Oh, don't even say that!
Imagine there was one hanging off your nipple.
LAUGHTER
Let's go!
Fuck. Let's go.
The six remaining celebrity recruits are about
to be sent on an overnight mission, deep into the jungle.
Operation Retrieval is a combination of everything you've been taught
to this point. Right, I'm going to break yous down into two teams.
Team Alpha, team leader 7. 10 and 3.
Team Bravo, team leader 6, with 1 and 11.
Yeah? Being in the Special Forces,
doing jobs behind enemy lines,
you've got to be prepared for anything.
This is fucking survival.
Follow on.
Let's go.
Starting at separate insertion points,
the teams have been given navigation routes by the DS.
They must retrieve hidden supplies in two locations
before racing to an extraction point
five kilometres away.
Come on, let's go.
Team Bravo hare being led by recruit Number 6, Perri.
Oh, my God. Fucking steep.
I can be a leader in the terms of encouraging,
being supportive.
But now to take charge, I don't think that's a strength of mine.
Shall we go back? Back to the first one. Yeah, go back.
Very good at following Google Maps, Ways - lovely.
A map? No.
We've got to look for somewhere east now.
Where's it pointing to, that arrow? Turning right.
Do you want to go in? It's worth giving it a crack.
It's very slippery here.
Also on the trail for their first supply box,
Team Alpha,
led by recruit Number 7, Gareth.
Right, we've reached the top,
which is great, so well done, team.
I think good team players are there for the team
and not there for themselves.
North is...there.
I am definitely a team player.
You know, if we have a job to get done,
let's all help each other and finish this together.
Northeast is there.
So we're all in agreement that we go to...
Whoa, whoa. Wait, Gareth. My northeast is that way.
No... Northeast is there.
I must be super-wrong with it, then. We have to go down, I think.
OK. I can't believe I'm so wrong.
That's fine. Let's keep on going.
OK, let's keep moving.
Team Bravo are two and a half kilometres ahead of Team Alpha.
OK, come on, then, let's look.
There it is, there, there, there.
There, there. Now, now, now... In that box.
They have located their first set of supplies and take the lead.
When your mission's behind enemy lines,
you will be expected
to carry out retrievals of equipment
that's been dropped for you.
And this is exhausting, both physically and mentally.
I think we're a bit too far, aren't we? You reckon?
You're moving through enemy territory,
you're trying to find something that's basically
going to keep you alive in an area where people are trying to kill you.
I can see the bottom now. We're about...
..20 metres away. So it must be around here.
After losing time by deliberating on their direction...
It must be around here somewhere, you know.
..Team Alpha have found their first set of supplies.
Lift the handle. There you go.
You all right, yeah? Yeah, I am.
I'll lead the way.
Do we go that way? I think we should go back.
And then try to find where this path comes back in.
And then find the next one. Oh, shit, OK.
Despite taking an early lead,
Team Bravo are struggling to find their bearings.
There's another path there. OK.
I think it might be that one. It's worth having a look.
Recruit Number 1, Matt, has taken charge of navigation.
Where's Matt gone? I'm here.
Come back, because I can't carry this box on my own.
You know, I am literally in a profession
where hostility is baked in.
Come with me to the House of Commons -
you know, it is designed to be hostile.
Is there anything there?
Shit. We're not having much luck.
No idea how we can get through there.
And so I can be quite firm in the direction of travel.
It's cos I want to do the best I possibly can.
There's got to be something wrong.
Is there anything on the sides?
Right, we're wasting time here, right.
I think we need to try another route. What do you think, Perri?
Let's go. Come on, then.
Looks pretty dodge, doesn't it?
Sorry about that.
Dig deep now, team.
It's really slippery, so just be careful.
Team Alpha has taken the lead
and are now 500 metres ahead of Team Bravo.
What is that there? What is it?
Yes. Yeah? Perfect.
They are the first team to retrieve both boxes
and must now head to
an extraction point
two kilometres away.
Right, let's pick up the speed a bit now. Yeah.
I'll hold it up.
Thank you.
Team Bravo are back on track
and must move quickly to catch up with Team Alpha.
Is there anything behind there?
I can't get down there.
Can't you?
Do you want to go and help her? Yeah.
Can't see anything.
Do you think we've come too far?
Behind those rocks, I think there might be something.
OK.
Matt... Matt. Matt. I found something.
Having located their second set of supplies...
Pass me it.
..Team Bravo race to the extraction point.
OK. Let's get out of here.
Go on, quick. Go, go, go. Quick.
Keep going. Keep going.
In temperatures of 40 degrees,
the celebrity recruits have been on the trail for three hours.
Come on, Gareth. Dig deep.
The heat!
It's OK. It's OK.
Fucking hell. Let's go.
What are we looking for? It doesn't make sense.
Are we here?
Are we looking for something off the road?
Like what's this?
There's a box here.
Ah, yes. Yes.
Team Alpha are the first to reach the extraction point...
Right.
..and claim the reward of the final supply box,
which contains food,
blankets and instructions to set up camp.
I haven't even got a clue what a hammock looks like.
Are you joking? A hammock is... I've never been camping.
I've never done anything like this.
I don't camp, but you must know what a hammock is. No.
Teddy, I think you've lived such a sheltered life! I'm sorry.
30 minutes later, Team Bravo arrive.
Hello. Hey, guys.
Wasn't expecting to see you here.
The mission now is to put these three hammocks up.
The recruits must take turns keeping watch over the camp
until extraction.
They are unaware that the DS have instructed
a hunter force to track them down.
When you're operating behind enemy lines,
the enemy could be anywhere.
You've got to remain switched on.
You've got to remember where you are -
that you are in close proximity to the enemy.
Right, stay alert.
They could be only three or four metres away
and you wouldn't know about it.
In war, you do not choose when or where you fight.
You've just got to keep going to keep yourself alive.
You OK, Amber? Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
I'd like to think that I'm gonna be as strong as I can in this course,
but obviously there is always a part of me that worries,
"Am I just going to think I can't do this any more?"
It's the fear of the unknown, like the "what ifs".
Yeah.
OK, cool.
FAINT NOISE What's that?
BANGING
Get down! Get down on the floor! DOG BARKS
It's fine. Get down!
Get down!
Don't know...which of us...
SHOUTING DOG BARKS
I can't do this any more. I can't do it.
I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.
Stay down.
Recruit Number 10, Amber,
has voluntarily withdrawn from the course.
I can't do it.
Just five remain.
Being captured, it's fucking petrifying.
Get down. Everybody on the floor!
Get down! Get down on the floor!
You have a bag over your head, you are blindfolded
and you don't know what is going on.
And somebody else now controlling everything from breathing
to talking, to moving.
DOGS BARK
All you have now...
..is your mind and your will to survive.
DOGS BARK
DOGS BARKING
The five remaining celebrity recruits have been captured
whilst on a simulated mission behind enemy lines.
They will now face the toughest phase of selection.
Resistance to interrogation.
Get your big fat arse down.
The DS have enlisted a team of specialist interrogators
with 30 years' experience in war zones and Special Forces training.
Interrogation is the toughest thing celebrities will ever go through.
We're here to push them to breaking point...
..and get what we need from them.
And we will get what we need from them.
If you have a public profile, expect us to get personal.
It will be used against you.
Number 1, open your eyes. Look at me.
I am the umpire and I am in control of this space.
The phase of the course will be led by one man...
Listen carefully to what I'm going to say to you.
..the umpire...
I am the umpire and I cannot be impersonated.
..whose identity will remain hidden for security reasons.
If at any point you wish to leave this space,
just need to raise your hand and ask to speak to the umpire.
Do you understand that? Yes, Umpire.
If you wish to leave, what do you do?
Put my hand up and say I wish to see the umpire.
Are you happy to continue? Yes.
Interrogation's all about finding the recruit's vulnerabilities.
And once we know what they are, we will use it against them.
For the next 12 hours, the recruits will be subjected
to intense interrogation.
Go up. Step up.
But first they must be processed.
The processing phase is absolutely about
the candidate's understanding that we're in control.
HE BREATHES DEEPLY
What's the matter with you?
I'll be fine. I'll be fine. I'll be OK.
Stop moaning, then.
What are you laughing at?
Nothing.
Pretty little thing like you, eh?
Nice lips, nice eyes - got those done.
I did, yeah. You look like a giraffe.
Was that the look you were going for?
Teeth as well. How much did they cost? Very nice.
I think she's reading this quite well.
She's working it.
Right, what you do - you got underpants on?
Yes.
You didn't seem too sure then.
UMPIRE: The processing phase does make people vulnerable,
because they're in a world that they don't know
and they don't understand.
Right, what I want you to do, take your top off,
take your belt off,
take the water bottle off.
We strip them of all their clothing, all their personal possessions.
This how it works on a photo shoot? You in your modelling days?
You have a nice little assistant like me helping you
and getting you ready and...?
Used to not having very much on.
Oh, that kind of modelling. Yeah.
Yeah, you wouldn't be able to do that now, would you?
Probably pay you money to put your kit back on.
UMPIRE: We will take a sarcastic or an aggressive approach
based on what we think is likely
to make them more uncomfortable during that process.
Come on, Teddy, you need to start
fucking firing a bit better with this, yeah?
It's vitally important that recruits stay switched on at all times.
One of the main pitfalls that recruits can fall into
is believing that the interrogator is actually their friend.
This is actually cool.
It's a ruse. Nobody cares.
SHE LAUGHS
Roll them trousers up, so they're not sticking in your things.
How high are you fucking rolling them? Just one.
Fuck me. You need to listen to orders.
I said one, didn't I? There's a difference, in't there?
Yeah. Sorry. Apologies.
Right. What with you fucking about
and not listening to what I say,
things will change quite quickly,
as you can probably fucking tell.
There's a reason you're carrying all this shit
and I need to fucking find out.
All right?
She forgot that, "Fuck me, this guy's an interrogator."
Get it on. Hurry up, now.
Guard.
Stand still.
Next in is Number 7, Gareth.
Take your top off.
He's got a bad stammer. And it's a real bad stammer.
Move quickly.
I mean, from our point of view, it's like stammer-shmammer.
He's got information, and you've got to find a way
to get it out of the fucker, haven't you?
What work do you do? I'm a sing...
Sing... Singer. Singer? Yeah.
OK. How long have you been doing that?
Um...since the age of eight.
The interrogation part of the course
is what I'm least looking forward to.
You know, having people shouting in your face
and trying to break you, essentially.
I think it's going to be the hardest part for me.
So was singing something you wanted to do, was it?
I've... I, er...
..have a speech impediment,
and, um...
Um...
Um, I've never been able to talk really, and then,
at the age of, um, eight,
then I learned I could sing... Yeah.
That was like the first time I could truly express myself.
OK.
UMPIRE: Good boy. That's fucking tough for him.
Um, where are you from?
What's that got to do with you?
I just thought... Just thought what?
Just thought because we're chatting, we're mates or something?
No, I was just...
Just what? Um, curious. Curious?
I, um...
..heard your accent and just thought you might have been...
Might have been what?
From the same country at least.
You're just here to answer my questions.
You do what I tell you to do. Sure.
Do what my colleagues tell you to do. Do you understand?
Yes.
He's done well there. He's done really well, mate. Yeah.
We know he stammers,
but he was solid, you know - exactly what you'd expect.
Get that on.
Did what was asked of him. Answered the questions.
Takes a breath, you know. Let's see.
Guard.
Take these off. OK.
The final recruit in for processing is Number 1, Matt.
Oh, dear.
Can you see me?
No. Why can't you see me?
Cos I've still got a bag on my head.
I told you to take these things off.
Sorry, I thought you meant just those.
I didn't mean just those, did I? Thank you.
I'm pretty used to the media screaming in my face
and telling me that I'm rubbish.
You didn't know that I wanted you to take both off.
Whoa. Listen to me.
If you put your hands up like that again, I'll slap them.
So I think that the interrogation, that will just be a more
physical version of the same.
Take all these clothes off. Give me that number first.
We move at a pace. No moaning, no groaning.
No pulling your face.
Where shall I put it?
Where do you think? Do you want to pass it to me?
Shall I fold it up for you and put it in your fucking wardrobe? No.
What are you frowning at?
You fucking frown at me...!
No, he's not playing this well.
That's your bag, yes? Yes.
Drag it over to where you are, grab it.
Grab it! And get it emptied nice and quickly.
You got anything in there that might hurt me or you? No.
Any weapons? No!
Empt...
why did you say no like that? Look at me.
Why did you say no with that fucking frown and attitude on your face?
Do not give me any fucking attitude!
I'm trying to understand... Where's your notebook?
Some of your colleagues have got notebooks. You got a notebook?
I've got a notebook.
Answer the question! Do you have a notebook? Yes.
You see, I know you... I said I have a notebook.
Oh, you've raised your voice again.
You've only gone and raised your fucking voice again.
Can't control that, can you?
UMPIRE: He doesn't like it. You can see from his eyes
and his body language and everything.
If that was for real, he'd be missing a few teeth by now.
What you need to do is not raise your voice.
The interrogation team has information about you.
Whatever it is, however personal you consider it to be,
they are going to use it against you.
How are your feet doing?
They're very sore.
So we've got dry socks.
I'm very grateful.
There you go.
Pick them up.
Can I use the chair? Can you fuck? Or sit on the floor?
No, you can't sit on the floor either! Stand up.
You're a fucking man, aren't you?
You're a man that likes to put it about a bit. Stay on your feet.
I'll tell you something that's really fascinating me,
really fascinating me, cos, with all due respect,
you're not a good-looking guy, are you?
Pubes on your chest, moobs.
So how do you do it...
..Matty babe?
Huh?
Doesn't like that.
Oh, you're not talking now?
Now you don't wanna talk about it, do you?
You haven't asked me a question.
Oh, you sarcastic little fucker! Mr fucking Talkative.
Mr fucking Know-it-all.
Mr fucking Wants-to-talk- and-talk-and-talk-and-talk-
about-what-he-wants-to-talk-about!
Doesn't want to talk about this.
That is bollocks.
No, I'm... I'm trying to work out what you're getting at.
Listen to me. Mm-hm..
You know exactly what I'm getting at, all right?
Why do you keep just raising your eyebrows at me, knobhead?
HE SIGHS Well.
"Well"? What do you mean, "well"?
What kind of an answer in this situation, to me, is "well"?
What do you mean by "well"?
Well... What kind of a fucking arrogant
cocksucking answer is that,
you weasel-faced cunt?
Seriously.
Yes?
Put that on.
The guy's got to sort that attitude. That's not necessarily
going to get him killed, but it'll get him a fucking kicking.
Put that on.
I would say it's been nice chatting to you, but I don't tell lies.
Interrogation is fucking horrendous.
..fucking job to say anything, is it?!
You are completely out of control.
Argumentative, arrogant little fuck!
Your destiny is now in someone else's hands.
Cunts like you wind me the fuck up!
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