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{\an5}This programme contains strong language and
discussions which some viewers might find upsetting.
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Hands by your side. Sit.
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For the select few this process
might make them,
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but for the majority of these
celebrities... Guards!
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..it will completely break them.
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Hands. Walk.
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Move!
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Incoming, let's go!
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In this series... Squeeze it in!
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..16 celebrity recruits...
Crawl, zip it!
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..will leave their glamorous
lives behind.
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Lay down on the ground!
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Get in there!
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They will be put through the most
gruelling stages of SAS selection.
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{\an1}EXPLOSIONS
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..by an elite team
of ex-Special Forces soldiers.
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Honesty, integrity, trust,
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everything we've installed in you
from day one. Everything!
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No allowances or exceptions
will be made.
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Get on your stomach!
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I'm not scared of getting dirty,
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but I'm going to have
to change these.
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I can just about open my car door.
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Go!
Whoa, whoa!
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My mum does not want me to do this.
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She's scared
I'm going to get injured.
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I think she's really,
really not looking forward to that.
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Get in to it!
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I've seen pressure...
I need support now!
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..so what I'm going to face on this
course is water off a duck's back.
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Take him down!
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{\an1}GROANS IN PAIN.
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Like an injured slug.
Lift up your boat!
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No other test asks as much...
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Argh, argh!
You've got it. Let's go!
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Well done, ZoZo.
..or means as much...
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Well done.
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..to the few who make it through.
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Welcome to your worst nightmare.
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I am nervous right now.
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Get this bag off my head now.
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16 celebrities... Oh, my God.
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Everyone just breathe.
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..are about to embark on a condensed
version of SAS selection.
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Scared!
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Celebrities are everything
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that you shouldn't be in
the special forces.
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{\an8}You need to be someone
who is self-sufficient,
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{\an8}robust, resilient.
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Get on with it!
Face forward.
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This course is like an awakening
for celebrities.
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Go. Look out!
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Everyone thinks that they can push
through their fears
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until they are faced with them
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and they realise how uncomfortable
they are.
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Stand up, stand up right.
Turn around.
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The people that can do that
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are the only people that will be
stood there at the end.
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Put your hands on the handrail,
step forward. Step up.
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I'm quite used to being in
a hostile environment.
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Politics by its nature
has hostility built into it.
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Still.
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I've had my share of hostility.
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Just look at me.
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One of the things about having been
the Health Secretary
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in the pandemic is almost everybody
has a personal view on you,
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and who knows what the DS
will think.
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Is that a smirk on your face?
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I think I'm about to find out.
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Follow the pontoon around,
don't touch it.
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Pontoon?
Zip it. Cork it up.
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I'm 51. I'm five foot one.
I've got three children.
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You know, I've got
a pocket full of crystals.
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{\an8}I'm the least likely candidate
for this course.
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This will be the toughest thing
I've ever done,
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which terrifies the crap out of me.
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I am excited. I'm ready, I think.
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Even if inside I'm going,
"Oh, my God."
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Get that smile off your face.
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I can't hide how I'm feeling
very well,
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which is really bad
considering I'm an actor!
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I'm a sore loser.
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Being an ex-footballer
it's the nature of the game,
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{\an8}I'm very competitive.
You don't play not to win.
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The worst thing to happen
would be quitting.
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That's a no-no, and I don't think
I could handle that.
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Out in the jungle the weather
changes quicker
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than it does back home.
It is rapid.
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Before you know it,
you're in a monsoon.
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I mean, it's battering you, and
you've got to be prepared for that.
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The humidity alone
rots you as a human.
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When it starts to rain,
it just speeds the process up.
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It will chew you up
and spit you out.
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Let's go. Move with purpose!
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The jungle is like a living creature
and its mood changes
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and when the weather turns bad
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that's the jungle
in a fucking terrible mood.
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I've been through enough shit
in my life to realise who I am.
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But what I am really interested
about knowing
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is what I'm capable of.
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Look at me, just understand.
Just look at me.
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This course is deemed
as one of the hardest things
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that anyone will ever, ever do,
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physically and mentally.
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Argh!
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So, I desperately feel it's
a pivotal moment in my life
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to figure out to myself,
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has the past given me that ability
to be really strong in the future?
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20 years ago on Pop Idol I'd become
the UK's biggest loser.
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I think the public perception of me
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is young, shy boy.
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That's what they saw
all those years ago.
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So, I'm looking forward
to showing the public
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that I'm a man now with a beard
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and I'm a bit stronger
than I was then.
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Jogging on the spot!
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I will be counting one of you.
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Do not get caught fucking cheating!
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Everybody understand?
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ALL: Yes, staff.
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20 burpies, go!
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Do the exercises correctly
or you will pay.
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These celebrities may think
they know what fear is,
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{\an8}but this course will give them
a whole new perceptive to the term.
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When I say go, you're going to
sprint as fast as you can
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down this road.
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Stand by.
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Just the environment alone is going
to give them shock and fear.
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Go!
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You're running like
a fucking ostrich.
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The jungle, the DS... Go.
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..and the constant pressure.
We'll see who's who.
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Go. Do it!
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If you never try something,
you don't fail.
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If you don't fail you don't learn.
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Around the edge, around the edge.
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Around the edge, you buffoon!
Get off!
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I know that this course is
going to be extremely intense.
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I don't know how I'm
going to deal with it.
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Around the edge.
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Ferne McCann even told me that this
is harder than giving birth.
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Get on your number and stand still.
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I don't know how good
my pain threshold is.
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I stubbed my toe recently
and it absolutely killed.
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Through the gap!
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Welcome to Vietnam.
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Welcome to your worst nightmare.
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Stood in front of you right now is
over five decades of operational
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and training experience
in this jungle environment.
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We are your DS.
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At all times you will address us
as "staff", do you understand?
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ALL: Yes, staff.
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This course is going to be
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the hardest thing you've done
in your life.
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It's fucking horrendous.
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The longer you stay on this course,
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the better version of you
you will become.
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I fucking promise you that.
Listen in.
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Hancock, number one, right here.
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Right, when you get your name
and your number called out,
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look at me.
Come to me for your number.
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When you've got your number,
grab a Bergen.
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Foxy.
Be polite - "Thank you staff."
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Thank you, staff.
You're welcome.
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If they turn up
with the wrong attitude
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thinking it's some
celebrity boot camp...
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Argent, number two!
Get over here. Nasty thing!
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..we'll just keep hammering them
until they stop acting like idiots.
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Pull up your pants. Nasty.
Thank you, staff.
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Thank you, staff.
Get over there.
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Something you find funny, is that?
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Bergen above your head, number four.
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Get it above your head now!
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I'll give you something
to fucking laugh about.
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We will drill it out of them until
that attitude is dropped.
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Still find it funny?
No, staff.
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I didn't think you fucking would.
Put it down.
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We're here to show people
what they can actually achieve,
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but to be able to do that
we've got to be hard on them.
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Take the clothing out of the bag
and get changed.
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Go! Quick as you can!
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We're hard on ourselves,
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so we're not going to go easy
on these lot.
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And if they don't like that,
they can fuck off.
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Get your belt on properly,
number two.
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Fucking painful to watch.
A bag of shit.
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We throw everything into this course
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and we do it for their own benefit.
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Come on, then.
Woohoo!
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Oi, shut the fuck, who did that?
You can fucking stand by.
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Come on, then, up here!
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I'm just this girl from Newcastle.
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I pretended to be a pop star
for 23 years.
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Don't really know what I'm doing.
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Get up here, you clown!
Stand by doesn't mean stand there.
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I get a kick out of being scared.
I just know I'm going to love it.
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Right, stand at the end of the bed.
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Right, this is your accommodation.
This is where you live, enjoy life.
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This place needs
to be kept immaculate.
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Your water vessels,
bottles and the bladder,
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they will always be topped up
to the brim.
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Right, cheer up. Smile.
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You're in your own time.
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You all right? You OK?
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Come here.
Yeah?
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Come on.
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Listen - stop, stop, stop.
I'm such a dickhead. Oh, my God.
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Oh, Gareth.
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I mean, that was straight into
the deep end, wasn't it?
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Literally.
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I knew this was going
to be frightening,
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but it was still way beyond.
Yeah. Yeah.
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This is absolutely insane.
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{\an1}LAUGHTER.
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That's bad, oh, that's bad.
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Throughout the selection process,
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Chief Instructor Billy and his DS
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will assess
the performances of the recruits...
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I mean he has actually got
a brain of a plant.
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..earmarking those who are
standing out
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and decide who to apply extra
pressure to.
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Number one.
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Focused but he brings
with him baggage.
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{\an1}LOUD FART.
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Eww, dirty one. Shut up.
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He's come in for a big reason,
isn't he?
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Yeah. So let's get ready
to dig into him right from
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the off. Mmm. Number two.
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He's highlighted himself
straight away. Yes.
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Your arse is hanging out.
Oh, I think I've broken my belt.
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Yeah, I'm not sure if he's never
worn trousers before,
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but his fucking arse is on show
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and he hasn't done his belt up
properly once.
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He's going to have issues.
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He's going to be a nightmare.
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Number 12. He's a unit, isn't he?
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Do you know I've never talc'd my
feet before?
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HIGH VOICE: Haven't you?
No, I haven't.
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Regular with my balls,
but never, but never my feet.
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He brings the heat.
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Yeah. But then I'm not sure how long
he can sustain it.
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Yeah. All right, anything else?
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No. OK, thanks. Done.
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After 52 hours
of continuous rain,
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the base is flooded
with 16 inches of water.
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Do you reckon it's
going to be raining every day?
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It's sunny outside now.
Is it actually really?
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Um, no.
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Honestly, I've just got pure swamp
in my breasts.
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I've got swamp in my knickers.
251
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That's going to give me a rash.
Swamp bush.
252
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,000
Recruits, let's go.
253
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,800
Fucking hell.
254
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,000
Oh, no.
255
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,880
Why is it now,
I feel like I need a shit.
256
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,600
Let's go! Move out.
257
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,720
Come on, get up there.
258
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,240
Stay in formation, let's go!
259
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:05,400
I don't think my willpower has ever
been tested like this before.
260
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,760
{\an8}I have no game plan.
I'm completely winging it,
261
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,200
so I'll just take whatever
comes out.
262
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,440
Keep going. Get here.
263
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,440
I'm from a really privileged part of
the UK.
264
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,520
I went to an amazing school.
Let's go!
265
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:22,320
So I just feel like I've lived my
life in a bubble.
266
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,720
Cover down behind a harness.
267
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,440
I feel like that's all going
to be ripped away from me
268
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,600
and I don't know how
I feel about it.
269
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,400
Begin rigging up, do it now.
270
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:37,000
To test the recruit's ability
to handle fear,
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the DS have brought them to one of
272
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the most terrifying
of all military tests,
273
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the Trainasium.
274
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RUDY: To overcome your fear
of heights,
275
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calm your mind. Focus and execute.
276
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BILLY: Stand by.
277
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,040
Fuck.
278
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,520
Oh, my God.
279
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Advance.
280
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:02,200
In a task taken from Special
Forces selection,
281
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the recruits must traverse two
282
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parallel bars suspended 50 feet
above the ground.
283
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,560
Oh, my God.
284
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,960
During the crossing,
285
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,880
they will be required
to complete multiple maneuvers.
286
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,920
BILLY: Hold the position.
287
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,640
DANIELLE: Oh, my God.
288
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,880
Touch your toes. Stand up.
289
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:27,680
I can't touch my toes.
My legs ache.
290
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,520
Advance.
291
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,160
The demonstration you just
witnessed is
292
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a prime example of what you are
to expect in
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the special operations community.
294
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,560
Absolutely petrified.
295
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,680
Number one. Switch the fuck on.
296
00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:01,280
It's essential that every single
Special Forces operator can
297
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,200
conduct operations at height.
298
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:07,040
The recruits are being put
through jungle warfare training
299
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,920
and are about to take on
The Trainasium.
300
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,480
Number two, off you go.
301
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,960
Get a move on.
302
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,240
Attempting the crossing...
Keep it going!
303
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,560
..is recruit number two,
reality TV star,
304
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,480
James Argent.
305
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,320
My biggest fear is how intense
this course is.
306
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,200
I just don't know if physically I'm
307
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,840
going to be there yet.
308
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,280
Let's go, two!
309
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,840
And that's because a year ago I was
extremely overweight
310
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,160
and I was getting bigger.
311
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,880
I couldn't even tie my
own shoelaces,
312
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:44,520
so that's why I decided to have
a gastric sleeve operation.
313
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,400
Sit down, sit down on the floor.
314
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:50,040
I think that was like
a task in itself. Stand there.
315
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,400
I feel much happier, healthier,
316
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,160
but sometimes I feel weak.
317
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,080
But in terms of how much I want it,
318
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,680
I know that I'm going
to give it my all.
319
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:02,760
FOXY: If you fuck it up, the only
way is down. Not fucking Essex.
320
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,840
Come on, number two, shuffle
forward.
321
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,680
Oh, no, I'm not very good at
this.
322
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,840
That's not even the start,
walk to the start.
323
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,320
There you go. Keep it coming.
324
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,280
Let go of that rope.
JAMES: Oh, wow.
325
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,800
Take the roller boots off.
Now release.
326
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,080
Ah, ah. Don't rush it. Let go of the
rope. Sorry, sorry.
327
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,640
A bit Shakey Stevens.
328
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:23,520
BILLY: Shuffle, lean back. You're
leaning too far forwards. Shuffle.
329
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,160
Slowly. Ah!
330
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,400
Let go of that rope!
331
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,200
It's your last warning. OK.
332
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,176
One more fucking time I'm
going to run across there
333
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,520
and knock you off it.
334
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,840
Dig deep now, mate. Ah, ah.
335
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,360
Come on. Stop making silly
noises and keep moving.
336
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,760
Bend, touch your toes,
stand up straight. OK.
337
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,080
Go on, then.
Touch your toes.
338
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,000
{\an1}HE GROANS.
339
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,480
Touch your toes.
340
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:54,080
Stand up straight. Ah! Shuffle,
all the way to the obstacle now.
341
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:57,120
Slow it down. Shit.
Let go of the rope.
342
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,760
Fuck, sorry.
343
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,840
Get the fuck off out, go.
344
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:05,120
This side? Fucking go or I'll come
and throw you off.
345
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,200
Let go of that rope.
Let go of the rope!
346
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,080
Fuck.
347
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,080
Fail.
348
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,640
I don't think this is for me.
349
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:22,280
Next! Ah, fucking hell.
Get on with it.
350
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,640
Next up is recruit number 11.
351
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:29,040
Come on, we're running out of
daylight. TV personality,
352
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,280
Danielle Lloyd. Oh, God.
353
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,680
People probably think
354
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,040
I've just lived some glamorous life
355
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,080
and I want to change
people's perceptions.
356
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,880
I'm actually a strong person.
357
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,400
Have a look down. Yeah. No,
go on, have a look down.
358
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,760
I can see it.
Open your eyes.
359
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,880
Make sure you can see through
those eyelashes.
360
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,560
It's only been in the last few years
that I've realised now,
361
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,160
I can be a really strong woman.
362
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,880
I've got my five kids
and I've got to be strong for them.
363
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,840
Are you scared of heights?
Yeah.
364
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,400
Have you been up at height
before? Yeah.
365
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,960
When I freak out, I scream, I shout,
366
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,520
I swear. Advance.
367
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,840
Good position, well done.
Ah, fuck.
368
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,040
My mum actually did say to me,
she went,
369
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,080
please don't swear. Fuck.
370
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,720
Do not grab that rope any more.
371
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,720
I'm trying, staff. OK,
372
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,840
what I want you
to do now is stand still.
373
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,480
Perfectly still.
Don't touch the rope.
374
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,880
Touch your toes.
375
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,800
Legs straight.
376
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,880
Nailed it.
377
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,320
Now let's go. Momentum. Mmm.
378
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,760
Whoa. OK, you've got an obstacle
to cross in a minute.
379
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,560
Yes, staff.
You have to go through.
380
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,640
Composure now, composure.
Stand up, take a breath.
381
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:45,280
It's making me nervous watching it.
Go.
382
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,920
Don't touch that rope!
383
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,320
Oh!
384
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,056
{\an5}You've got one more time or you're
going off the side or down the middle.
385
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,416
I'm trying staff. I'm trying, I'm
fucking shitting myself. Try harder.
386
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,200
Shut up.
I don't want to hear it,
387
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,320
just do it. Keep going.
388
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,920
Ohhhh! Keep going.
389
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:03,520
Ah, fuck. Keep coming.
Keep coming.
390
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,160
Ohhh!
391
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,880
Stand still.
Stand right there.
392
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,480
Nice. You overcome
393
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,560
a lot of fears there,
didn't you? Yeah.
394
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,920
Take a breath,
realise where you are.
395
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,360
That's a good effort, well done.
Thank you, staff.
396
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,840
Take your hands off the rope.
Stand by.
397
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,280
Advance. I can't. Keep going.
398
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,640
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
399
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,960
Like a baby walking
to its mother for the first time,
400
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,560
that's all you have to think about.
401
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,640
I was never particularly sporty as
a younger person.
402
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,640
I was slow, cack-handed,
403
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,520
terrible at hand-to-eye
coordination. I was shit.
404
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,200
{\an1}SHE YELLS.
405
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,800
So the idea of this course,
terrifies me somewhat.
406
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,960
Pathetic. Hold it,
407
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,400
hold it. That's good.
Good body position.
408
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,360
I'm not a fan of roller-coasters,
bungee jumping.
409
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,600
If someone told me
to jump out of a plane I'd look down
410
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,960
and be like, hell no. Go.
411
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,320
Wah, wah, whoa, whoa, whoa.
412
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,200
Let's do it. You've got this,
let's go.
413
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,680
There's like two sides of me.
414
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,480
Love going out, getting pampered,
415
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,800
but then there's a side of me that
loves getting sweaty in the gym
416
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:12,440
and not afraid to get dirt up
her nails.
417
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,800
OHHHH!
Fail, number ten. You've got it,
418
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,040
let's go.
419
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,280
Miserable. Fail.
420
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,520
Good, you're nailing it now.
421
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:22,080
Losing my arm was the best thing
to ever happen to me.
422
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,640
Arm out, balance.
423
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,600
Since losing my arm I've always
thrown myself at every challenge.
424
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,400
The first military
injured serviceman
425
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,120
to win gold at Paralympic Games.
426
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,920
Probably one of
the hardest things on
427
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,120
the course is
going to be doing my shoelaces.
428
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:37,560
You're leaning forward.
Keep it straight and go.
429
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,680
Fail. Fucking hell.
430
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,600
How does that feel?
Good.
431
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,040
Good? Yeah, you nailed it.
Yep.
432
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,440
Well done. Thank you.
433
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,960
Good effort!
434
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:55,400
Ah, Mr Hancock with the silent han.
435
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,760
Number one, staff.
436
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,320
All right, you moody cow.
437
00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,680
Next to attempt the crossing...
438
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,280
Have you got a fear of heights?
439
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:04,520
Not particularly,
but nobody wants to fall, do they?
440
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,040
Stand back over there.
..is recruit number one,
441
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,880
former Health Secretary,
Matt Hancock.
442
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,040
I've been in some of
443
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:15,640
the most high pressure situations
that you can imagine.
444
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,040
Stand by. Arms forward.
Advance.
445
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:21,640
In those really high pressure
moments I hope I can draw on what
446
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,280
I've, well, experienced.
447
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,320
Leg forward, hip forward.
448
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,560
Especially to know that you've
just got
449
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,000
to keep putting one foot in front of
the other.
450
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,480
That's it.
451
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,920
Each step,
452
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,240
even when you think you can't
take any more,
453
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,640
you can take one step.
454
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,120
Keep the fucking rhythm going,
number one.
455
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:44,560
And if you imagine the finish line
is just five steps away,
456
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,080
you could always make it.
457
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,720
Slow it down.
458
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,840
Ah, ah, ah, ah. Stand, oi!
459
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:58,840
Fucking dismount.
What the fuck happened there?
460
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,920
Fucking Cirque du Soleil, was it?
461
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,880
That was fucking Fredwardo,
or in English,
462
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,760
failed. Bollocks!
463
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,640
Wanted to show us how to do
a somersault, eh?
464
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,040
I didn't want to grab the bar,
staff.
465
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,160
Catastrophic fail, number one.
466
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,280
Yeah, thanks.
467
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,720
You complete and utter buffoon.
468
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,920
What the fuck was that?
469
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,440
Get ready to move, on me.
470
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,080
All right, let's go.
471
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,560
Close these gaps, quick as you can,
472
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,920
get up there, number six.
Close the gaps.
473
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,200
BILLY: Pooh sticks. Could have a
pooh stick race through the camp.
474
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,280
We'll just drop the sticks at
the top here. Yeah.
475
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,640
Just get them raking the fuck up.
476
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,760
OK, the Trainasium,
477
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,480
nobody's strongly positive if
I'm honest.
478
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,680
This lot at the minute they're just
not with it.
479
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,720
They literally are just
coasting along.
480
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,320
I don't think they're taking it
serious enough at the minute.
481
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:02,160
What we need to do is really turn it
up.
482
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,880
Who came where and what? Rudy?
483
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,120
I don't even know where to begin
with two.
484
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,960
Obviously a fail.
485
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,440
I think he failed so soon that I
didn't have any notes to right down.
486
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,160
Yeah. I mean he wasn't
the quickest to fall,
487
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,360
but he wasn't far from
the start point anyway.
488
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,760
Yeah, he'd gone about a metre,
I think. Fail.
489
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,480
Yeah, yeah.
Well, then we had number 11,
490
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,520
afraid of heights.
Her hands were on the ropes,
491
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,760
touched the bars, but she did make
it all the way across.
492
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,800
Yeah, it was an interesting fucking
move across there.
493
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,360
She isn't going to win anything on
glamour or style,
494
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,520
but she got across
and she was delighted.
495
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,360
So it was good for her, pass.
Mmm. Pass.
496
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,680
Next. Number one.
All I have is fail.
497
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,320
He took a nose dive through
the fucking, the rigging.
498
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,640
He stepped on,
he went about eight inches.
499
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,360
Mate. His attitude,
500
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,360
I didn't want to grab the
bar, staff.
501
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,800
You know really cocky about it.
502
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,080
I think he's come heavily guarded
because of who he is.
503
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,640
He's expecting everybody
to immediately be against him.
504
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:01,240
That's not the case, you know you
have a crack with everybody
505
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,640
and he seems he's taking things too
fucking personal.
506
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,600
Quite frankly I get
the impression that he's got
507
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,040
a bit of an attitude
and he thinks he's above everyone.
508
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,000
Chip on his shoulder. Well, we'll
take that chip away very soon.
509
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,040
He's worthy of a chat.
Mh-mm. Happy with that?
510
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,400
Roger. Happy.
511
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,840
Let's go.
512
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,000
It was the thin white one I was
looking for.
513
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,840
Thank you.
514
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,600
Number one!
515
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,200
Coming.
516
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,280
After his failure on
the previous task...
517
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,560
Right, number one.
Stand facing there.
518
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,200
Fucking hell.
519
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,360
..the DS want to delve deeper...
520
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,400
Why, why did he do that?
521
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,800
Walk.
522
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:49,480
..into recruit number one,
Matt Hancock's psychological state.
523
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,840
Stand still.
524
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,120
Put your hands by your side.
Cross. Stand still, stand.
525
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:10,320
Relax. You look like you're about
to get executed.
526
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,640
How are you doing?
527
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,400
Not as well as I'd hoped.
528
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,120
Why?
529
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,320
I let myself down
a couple of times.
530
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,240
Where do you feel you've let
yourself down?
531
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,440
I shouldn't have fallen off
the bars.
532
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,120
That was a pretty good
fucking fall.
533
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,640
I made a total tit out of myself.
534
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,120
Why are you here?
535
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,120
Because I
want to push myself basically.
536
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,400
I've been through something
really big.
537
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,840
Didn't end the way I wanted it to.
What was that?
538
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:45,920
well, I handled the pandemic,
didn't I?
539
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,840
Don't know, you tell me.
Yeah, well, I did.
540
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,560
It was the biggest experience
of my life.
541
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,440
It would be very hard to see
542
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,600
a bigger... professional experience
than being
543
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,440
the Health Secretary in a pandemic.
544
00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,880
I've pushed myself in the past,
545
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:02,400
but I want to test the limits.
546
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,360
See how deep I can dig.
547
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,600
How do you feel about how it all
ended then
548
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,240
with regard to the pandemic?
549
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,680
I was managing a very
difficult situation in
550
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,200
a professional sense.
Thought I'd done a pretty good job.
551
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,120
And then.
And then it fucking fell apart.
552
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:27,400
I fell in love with somebody I'd
known since I was at university
553
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,280
and worked closely with in
the pandemic,
554
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,960
and I had to resign from government.
555
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,760
Let's put this in layman's
terms, number one.
556
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,880
Basically, the rules that you've
established as a country
557
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:44,080
to follow, you think,
you know what I'm above this,
558
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:47,080
I'm bigger than the system.
Yeah, I didn't think that.
559
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,320
I'm talking.
560
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,800
Fucking listen in, yeah?
561
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,840
You think, fuck this,
562
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,560
I'm going to have a bit of that.
563
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,680
I'm going to break the rules here.
564
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,600
I'm going to break
the rules there on
565
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,160
a number of occasions.
566
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,160
{\an5}From sitting on this side of the
table that's exactly how it went down.
567
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,560
Well, I'll, well...
From the background...
568
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,120
Yeah. ..We come from,
569
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,640
the very foundations is honesty and
integrity,
570
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,960
so put the barriers down. Yeah.
571
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,320
And explain it properly, yeah?
572
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:22,240
Well, the truth is, I
was very careful not
573
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,920
to break any of the laws,
574
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:28,200
but what I didn't think was that
there was still guidance,
575
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,640
wasn't legally binding by
that point,
576
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,880
but it was still the guidance that
we were putting out.
577
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,520
The point being is this guidance
is stuff that you wrote.
578
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,560
Like when we... That is the point.
Whoa, whoa, wait. Yeah.
579
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,080
When we dish out a set of orders,
580
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,960
we fucking live our life by that as
well. Yes.
581
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,960
With integrity.
582
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,920
As far as I'm concerned, you showed
weak leadership allowing things
583
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,400
to get in the way of
a position that you were entrusted
584
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,720
to hold. Yeah.
585
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,720
I regret the lack of leadership at
the end.
586
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,960
Going back to this course.
587
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,880
And by the way...
Oi. Sorry.
588
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,960
Shut the fuck up. This is the issue,
589
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,880
this is what I'm about
to talk about.
590
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,600
Mh-mm. We are here
to put people under pressure.
591
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,080
We do that to see how
people respond.
592
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:20,440
Outside of this course,
593
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,000
you might have been subjected
to no end of fucking shit
594
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,320
and quite frankly we don't care.
595
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,800
This is a clean slate.
596
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,760
If you're stood out there
597
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,120
and you are feeling like you're
getting shit thrown at you,
598
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,080
that isn't personal.
599
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,840
Do you see where I'm going
with this?
600
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,440
I do. It means curb
your attitude,
601
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:44,640
and think for ten seconds before
engaging your mouth or
602
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:48,160
a facial expression. Understood.
603
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,000
This is the place
to throw it all on
604
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,640
the fucking table,
leave nothing in reserve.
605
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,040
Show us what you've got
606
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,880
and you'll learn something
from this, 100%.
607
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,560
{\an1}Guard!
DOOR BANGS.
608
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,560
Stand up. Hands. Walk.
609
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,320
Turn to your right.
610
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:22,840
I have self-doubt about things that
I have done.
611
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,400
Oh, bloody hell.
612
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,680
Did you cry, Matt?
613
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,520
I didn't cry. I'm not very good, I'm
not much of a crier. Aww, boo-hoo.
614
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,120
One of the things about this course
is it will get down
615
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,520
to the fundamental truth.
616
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:38,000
Matt, what did they ask you like?
What kind of questions?
617
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,600
Covid, pandemic.
618
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,440
And push me in a way that
I haven't been pushed
619
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,560
and I'll find out more
about myself.
620
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,200
You've probably answered that
question a million times anyway.
621
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,040
Yeah. Although there are better at
getting under your skin than your
622
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,880
average interviewer. Yeah, true.
623
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,600
Do you want a hug? No!
624
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,000
No.
625
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:59,320
I just hope that I know enough about
myself that I can,
626
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,800
that I can get through it.
627
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,960
I desperately need to go to
the toilet today.
628
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,200
Oh, really?
I always have a morning fart.
629
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,760
Oh, yeah.
630
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,600
Someone was farting.
I heard someone fart.
631
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,480
It wasn't me. I was laughing my head
off. I just heard phhaaahh.
632
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,400
Oh, funny.
633
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,200
Recruits, let's go!
634
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,920
Stay in formation. Let's go.
635
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,720
At the beginning of the course
636
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,800
the celebs' fear levels are
going to be sky-high.
637
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,040
Suffer in silence.
638
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,960
So that's why we throw them into
a violent situation.
639
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,640
It is a massive shock to the system.
640
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,760
It brings them into
the game straight away.
641
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,040
Listen up to the DS.
It is a baptism of fire.
642
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,560
It opens their eyes
to what they've signed up for.
643
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,560
And some of them will not like it.
644
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,040
Right, everything we do as
645
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,040
a Special Forces Operator ultimately
culminate in
646
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,360
the application of extreme violence.
647
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,560
It's not nice,
it is a by product of what we do.
648
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,400
What you are about
to do is called milling.
649
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,520
It's not boxing. It is stood
toe-to-toe with an opponent
650
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,600
and punching the living fuck
out of them.
651
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,560
Now what you're going to do
is take your bergens off
652
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,400
and place them down in front of you.
653
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,240
Get your hats off.
654
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,280
Number five.
655
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,640
First to fight is recruit
number five,
656
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,120
ex-Premier League footballer,
Jermaine Pennant.
657
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,440
Right, number one.
658
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,760
His opponent is recruit number one,
659
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,600
former Health Secretary,
Matt Hancock.
660
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,640
Right, go on, then, get gloved up.
661
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,800
Set of gloves and a headguard,
yeah. And get in the mindset, yeah?
662
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,800
Yeah. Controlled aggression,
it's all in here.
663
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,360
I've had endless death threats over
the vaccine,
664
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,360
but I haven't been punched since
I was a teenager.
665
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,520
I've got no idea actually how
I'll respond to it.
666
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,520
For this one minute,
he's the enemy. Start switching on.
667
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:08,280
OK. If I'm specially instructed
668
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,320
to fight somebody I'd find
that difficult,
669
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,440
but that's the whole purpose of
670
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,320
the course is to follow
instructions.
671
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,400
OK. Let's have it, yeah? All right.
672
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,520
Listen in to DS.
673
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,680
So that is part and parcel of it.
674
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,040
Good to go?
675
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,000
I don't think I've ever even got in
a fight.
676
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,640
Arguments, yeah, plenty of them.
677
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,640
Channel aggression straight up
the middle
678
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,520
and then when you hear stop,
you turn it off.
679
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,440
I can handle myself in a fight.
680
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,520
I'm no Mike Tyson but
I'll give it a go.
681
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,800
I haven't got my mouthguard in.
682
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,080
Don't let him hit you in
the face, then.
683
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,920
Right, come together.
684
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,360
Right, remember this ain't fucking
boxing. I don't care what
685
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,440
you've done before.
This is straight on punching.
686
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,080
Someone goes to the floor, keep
punching until I say stop,
687
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,760
understood? Understood. Right,
fists up. Stand by.
688
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,080
Fight!
689
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,360
Go, go, go, go!
690
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,080
Come on, boys.
691
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,040
Throw some fucking punches.
692
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,560
Knock his head off.
693
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,760
Brutal.
694
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,320
RUDY: That's it, let's go five.
695
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,000
Recruit number five, Jermaine, takes
696
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,560
an early advantage.
Come on, number one.
697
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,920
Start throwing some punches.
698
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,600
Come on, number one.
Number one, Matt, fights back
699
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,920
to stay in the contest.
700
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,520
Take him down, number five,
take him down!
701
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:30,080
Stop! Stand up, get in here.
Quickly.
702
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,120
It's amazing,
you leave it all out there.
703
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,040
Right,
reasonably pathetic fight,
704
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,080
however, number five,
you won that one.
705
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,640
Number one, you lost.
Get your gloves off, hurry up.
706
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,520
Come on, let's go.
Gum shields out.
707
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,040
You OK? Yeah.
708
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,920
Fucking fail, number one.
709
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,480
Good effort, number five.
710
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,880
Right, number 14.
711
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:55,840
Next up is recruit number 14,
singer Siva Kaneswaran.
712
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,480
Number 12.
713
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,720
He will be fighting former
Welsh rugby international,
714
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,880
recruit number 12, Gareth Thomas.
715
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,200
Go on, then. Get gloved up.
Let's go!
716
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,320
{\an5}You got your gum shield in? All
right, good to go. Throw that helmet on.
717
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,560
I don't like conflict.
I avoid conflict.
718
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,000
Keep throwing shots.
Warrior mindset, warrior mindset.
719
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,440
The only fight I've ever been in was
with my brothers
720
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,280
and that lasted like 20 years
and I lost every single one of them,
721
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,160
so no, I, oh, God, I don't like
fights.
722
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,240
I just don't even like
the thought of combat.
723
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,920
Punch until we say stop.
If someone goes down,
724
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,880
keep going. All out aggression.
725
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,800
Even though I'm living with HIV,
726
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,160
I want to be a physical example
that I can physically
727
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,640
and mentally do
the most difficult challenges put
728
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:46,320
to any human being on this planet.
Gloves up. Fight!
729
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,640
Go!
730
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,200
Good right hand.
731
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:51,120
Take his head off.
732
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,000
That's aggression.
733
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,840
That's what we're looking for.
734
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,160
Fight back, 14, fight back!
735
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,640
Ohhhh.
736
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,560
Early in the fight,
number 12, Gareth,
737
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,200
takes a commanding lead.
738
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,480
Don't give up, 14, do not give up!
739
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,440
That's it, good fight.
740
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,880
He's tired, mate.
After his explosive start...
741
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,760
Don't give up, 12. Do not give up!
742
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,960
..recruit number 12, Gareth,
is showing signs of fatigue.
743
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,680
Who wants it?
744
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:22,280
Allowing number 14, Siva,
back into the bout.
745
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,440
That's it, 14, come on, 14!
746
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,800
Find that will to win!
747
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,400
Stop!
748
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,920
Stand there.
749
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,680
{\an1}PANTING.
750
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:36,840
Right stand up.
751
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,960
Some pride about yourselves,
good effort there, both of you.
752
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,400
You just fucking pipped it.
753
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,480
Unfortunately you just fucking
didn't put it in at the beginning.
754
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,760
Good effort, though.
Go over there, get ungloved.
755
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,120
12, drop your kit down here,
stand over there.
756
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,600
Good effort, 14.
757
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,960
That's what we're looking for,
all right?
758
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,320
Good effort, 12.
759
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,680
It's milling, get stuck in!
760
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:01,120
Finish him!
761
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,200
The job as a Special Forces Operator
is uncomfortable.
762
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,960
Stop fucking crouching and fight.
763
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,640
You know, I don't take pleasure
engaging in violence.
764
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,160
Do not stop punching!
765
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,760
But it's a by-product of
going to war.
766
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,960
That's it, don't give up.
767
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,960
You'll see people that are
so petrified they don't
768
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,320
want to get involved.
Use the pain.
769
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,280
And then you'll see people that are
770
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,720
so hyped up that they then can't
turn it off.
771
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,560
And we don't want either of those.
772
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,840
You almost want
a non-emotional fighter.
773
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,160
Come on, get rid of him!
774
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,880
There's no place for fear in
the Special Forces
775
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,000
because it doesn't lend itself
to good decision making.
776
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,000
Stop! Stand there.
777
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,360
That's insane.
778
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,800
Get your mouthguard in. Next to
fight...
779
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:54,040
Quick as you can. ..Is reality TV
star... Start switching on.
780
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,280
..recruit number two, James Argent.
781
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:01,120
I've been massively inspired by
Tyson Fury,
782
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:05,160
he's gone through similar mental
health problems like myself.
783
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,440
Drink and drugs and over-eating.
784
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,640
Get your head in the zone.
OK. Serious. Sure.
785
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,960
I wouldn't feel comfortable about
hitting a woman,
786
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,440
but if I have to do it, I'll do it.
787
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,880
I'm definitely not scared.
Warrior mindset.
788
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,680
James' opponent is recruit
number six.
789
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:23,040
Nice and tight.
Great British Olympian,
790
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,200
Perri Shakes-Drayton.
791
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:28,160
Full power. Maximum effort.
792
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,320
Having been an athlete I know pain.
793
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,280
I know heartache.
794
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,720
I know hard work,
795
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,640
but maybe my fears will get in
the way of my ability
796
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,200
because I don't feel like I know how
to control it.
797
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,760
But I don't let it get in the way,
798
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,840
and I just get on with it and
that is the mentality that
799
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,600
I'll be channelling on the course.
800
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,200
Fight! Go, six! Go on, six!
801
00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:00,600
Go forward, number two,
not backwards, go forwards.
802
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,880
Lots of punches, number two.
803
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,160
Got a job to do, number two,
fucking do it.
804
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,080
Early in the contest recruit
number two,
805
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,040
James... Fuck's sake, number two,
fucking come back.
806
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,840
..is reluctant to fight.
807
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,760
Get involved, you twat!
808
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,120
Stop fucking dancing and fight.
Get your fists up.
809
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,520
Come back, let's fucking swipe.
810
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,800
Fucking dish splash, let's go.
811
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,360
Stop!
812
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:30,720
With James' refusal to fight back,
the DS call an end to the bout.
813
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,440
Stand up with pride. Good effort,
number six, you won.
814
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,960
Two, that was fucking shite.
815
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,240
Go and take your gear off
and stand over there with the DS.
816
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,560
It's milling, number two,
not sparring.
817
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,720
Fucking fail.
Take your gum shield out.
818
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,320
Fucking pathetic.
819
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,720
Weak.
820
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,960
Matt, I didn't try, I didn't want to
hurt her. Ah, right.
821
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,400
Could you tell? Yeah.
I can tell, that's why they were
822
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,800
going mad at me, weren't it?
Fucking pathetic.
823
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:16,040
First time I've taken a punch to
the tit. Thank you.
824
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,400
But it's fucking not nice.
825
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,000
It is what it is, well done.
Well done.
826
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,360
Arg, are you OK?
827
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,560
It weren't a proper fight.
828
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,720
I just didn't feel like I could
steam into Perri.
829
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,440
I got it wrong cos they said
I lost and I was weak.
830
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,080
That's not enough for them
to kick me out, is it?
831
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,960
You weren't to know. Yeah.
832
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:42,320
Get on parade! Oh, for fuck.
You better be quick.
833
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,280
Oh, I'm busting.
834
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,200
Argie, Argie, come on.
835
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:52,400
Every recruit will be expected
to have great personal discipline.
836
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,680
How do I get this on?
837
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:56,600
Oh, mate,
why have you taken it off? Fuck.
838
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,920
That's the way they dress,
their timing,
839
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,560
their punctuality. When I say
fucking move, I mean move.
840
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,080
When I say five minutes or
six minutes,
841
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,240
I mean six minutes.
842
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,120
That's yours, you bag
of fucking shit.
843
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:08,160
This is all discipline.
844
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:12,080
Discipline is the foundation
to everything in the SF world.
845
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,000
Get it now. Grab that belt,
come out here.
846
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,640
Everybody, 30 burpies,
847
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:22,640
while fucking numbnuts here watches
you. Stand and face them.
848
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,400
You've got to be
a good individual to be part of
849
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,640
a good team. You should be prepared
for whatever comes at you.
850
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,160
What you shouldn't do is turn into
851
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,680
a headless chicken like you haven't
got a fucking clue what day it is.
852
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:36,000
Tell them to keep going, number
two. Keep going.
853
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,880
Tell them to keep going!
Keep going!
854
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,800
You need to have YOUR shit together
855
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,640
and be able to make sure everybody
around you are doing exactly
856
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,200
the same. You're taking care of each
other. I'm done. I'm done.
857
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,080
Stand over there.
858
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,120
If you are told to be on parade,
859
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,440
I suggest you go two minutes early.
860
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,920
Start acting like you
want to be here.
861
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,840
You fucking move. Right, everybody
except number two,
862
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:02,200
20 press ups, go.
Fuck sake.
863
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,320
You stand as you are,
number two.
864
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,856
There's various times of punishment
and blanket punishment means
865
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,160
the whole team gets punished
for somebody's error.
866
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,760
Keep going,
tell them to hurry up.
867
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,760
Tell them to hurry up!
Hurry up!
868
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,760
That is there to hopefully try
869
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,600
and get the team to gel.
Hurry up.
870
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,520
And look after each other better.
871
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,160
So not to allow one individual
to create
872
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,280
the crack that gets you punished.
It's as simple as that.
873
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:26,680
Get on your feet.
874
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,000
Stand still.
875
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:34,240
You fucking move one more time,
number two.
876
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,480
When I say go, disappear back to
your accommodation,
877
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,920
you run. And I mean run.
878
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,880
Go! Don't be last!
879
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:45,920
Move with purpose. Get going.
880
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,040
Fucking hell.
881
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,120
Oh, I love Arg,
I love Arg, I love Arg.
882
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,680
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm actually sorry.
883
00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:00,880
We're going to
need to watch you like a hawk.
884
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,136
No, I know what I've got to do.
885
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,040
You're the only one that's giving us
burpies, you nutter.
886
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,000
Make sure this doesn't
happen again.
887
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,400
Sort yourself out.
888
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,400
Recruit number two!
889
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,040
Number two, number two,
number two. Me?
890
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,000
What?
891
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,320
Down the stairs. Get a fucking move
on. Yes, staff.
892
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,880
Having failed both of today's
tasks... Get a move on!
893
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:31,080
..the DS want to find out more about
recruit number two,
894
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,880
James Argent.
895
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,600
Hands down by your side. Sit.
896
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,400
Pull your chair in a little bit.
897
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:05,680
Are you like a naturally smiley
person or are you
898
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:07,760
nervous or what is it?
Yeah, I...
899
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,200
Cos it's kind of fucking irritating
if I'm honest. Yeah.
900
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:13,000
It's almost like you're acting
the fool.
901
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,840
You're fidgeting.
It's fucking annoying.
902
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:16,960
Mmm.
903
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,400
Why are you here?
904
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,680
Um...
905
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,720
I just kind of felt like this is
the right time for me
906
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,240
to take on a challenge like this.
907
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,040
Just over a year ago I was 27 stone.
908
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,360
27 stone? Yeah.
909
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,040
And now I'm like 14 and a half.
910
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,120
I just feel like me being here is,
911
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,760
I feel like a sense of achievement.
912
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,400
The fact that I'm even here
and I'm taking part.
913
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,960
This would be like the ultimate for
me if I was to do well on this.
914
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,880
You're a good enough kid.
915
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,360
You're a bit of an idiot on
the course,
916
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,200
but if you've got the mind
to do what you did
917
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:58,880
with your fitness
and to take control of your life,
918
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,200
that's what you're going to
need to do here.
919
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,720
How do you feel about discipline?
920
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,560
How do you feel about authority?
921
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,160
How does it feel to you
when you're being shouted at?
922
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,480
Are you struggling with it?
Yeah,
923
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,920
I suppose it's new to me.
Like in certain ways.
924
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:15,080
I'm going to tell you, fucking grip
it and grip it fast. Mmm.
925
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,520
If you want to be here you've really
got to buck up.
926
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,200
OK. You either get with
927
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:23,480
the programme or you're going out
that gate.
928
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,520
All right?
You can obviously do well.
929
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,200
You've just done amazing things
to lose all that weight.
930
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,320
Stay focused, stay disciplined,
931
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,720
don't come here to play the fool cos
I'll tell you what,
932
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:36,120
people will suffer because of you
and you will suffer. Yeah.
933
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,640
We haven't got time
to piss around.
934
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,456
Wise up and act like you
want to be here. Yeah.
935
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,320
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Yeah, I do want to be here.
936
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,800
Well, you better show it.
937
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:46,960
You be fucking ready.
Guard!
938
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,840
{\an1}DOOR BANGS.
939
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,840
Stand up.
940
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,680
Hands together. Arms up.
941
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,080
He is nervous.
942
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,560
But I also believe he's playing
a bit of a fucking fool.
943
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,880
Well, that's got to stop.
And that will stop.
944
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,520
Yeah, I understand.
But fucking childish.
945
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:18,480
As fast as you can, number two.
Yes, staff.
946
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,200
I feel like I'm able to take
a lot of things in my stride.
947
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:23,240
I've built up quite
a bit of resilience.
948
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,880
I've been through quite a lot and
I'd like to think
949
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,440
nothing fazes me too much.
950
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,480
You all right? Yeah.
951
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,720
How, was it?
952
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,320
Yeah, it was all right.
They trying to wind you up?
953
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,560
No, it's all good. Dig deep.
954
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:36,960
Yeah, it's down to me now,
955
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,400
isn't it?
I've got to take it seriously.
956
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:40,840
When I'm out of my comfort zone,
957
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,160
I definitely feel vulnerable
for sure.
958
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,600
And I think one
of my biggest flaws is that
959
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,440
I always ask for reassurance.
960
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,560
I didn't expect to get a sixth kid,
961
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,720
but I will take you on Arg as one
of my own.
962
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,760
I don't know if the DS is gonna
give me the reassurance that I need.
963
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:01,280
It's all good. And I feel like that
could affect me a bit.
964
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,920
I just really
need to believe in myself more.
965
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:05,080
You can do it.
966
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,320
You've got it in you.
967
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,600
Next time. Hurry the fuck up!
968
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,800
Break the door down.
Get out of there.
969
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,360
Let's go, let's go!
Get the fuck out of here!
970
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,960
Mindset is key in the SF world.
971
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,360
{\an1}GROANING.
972
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,120
Get on your fucking stomach!
973
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,280
If you have a weak mindset...
Number one!
974
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,680
..you will fail.
975
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:27,440
Fucking pathetic.
You're like a crab.
976
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,280
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