(sneeze)
* One, two*
* Don't call us Freaks of nature*
* We're more Than sticks and stones*
* This life has more to offer*
* Than you'll find on your own*
* You haven't seen us lately*
* We're underestimated*
* We may look Small and delicate*
* No, no, no, no*
* We are The Mighty Ones*
* Together we feel so strong*
* You better get to know us*
* We are The Mighty Ones**
*
(Rocksy) Uh. Where the hurk is Twig?
He's late for the mud fashion show.
(Twig screaming)
Oh, gorb.
-(Leaf) Twig?! -(Twig) We gotta get outta here!
I just saw a snake with legs!
(Berry, Leaf and Rocksy laughing)
(Berry) Oh, good one, Twig,
that's pretty funny.
(Twig) No, you gotta listen to me!
We're in serious danger! There's a snake with--
(Leaf) Snakes don't even have legs,
like, that's kinda the whole point of a snake.
(Twig) You guys never listen to me!
(Berry) Sure we do.
Look, we made your mud outfits for the show
exactly like you wanted it.
Saggy and baggy.
(Twig) Saggy and ba--
No! I said tight and right.
That is it! I've had enough. You know what? Finesies!
Let's see how you like it.
La-la-la-la-la, not listening!
(Leaf) Twig, we were just trying to say--
(Twig) La-la-la-la-la, I can't hear you
because I am not listening and not listening is so great,
I'm never listening again!
(Breht) This artificial grass is so spiky on my tender tootsies.
That's why I had the brilliant idea
to replace it with smooth, featureless cement.
Right over here, clowns!
(circus theme horn)
Ah! Run for it!
(Twig) Not listening! Not listening!
(Rocksy) Twig, look out!
There's some weird, gray wave behind you!
(Twig) Oh, now I'm the one in danger?
Well, guess what? I'm not listening!
(Rocksy) No, Twig! Really, what is that?!
(Twig) Buh-buh-buh-buh! Boo-boo-boo-boo.
(Leaf) C'mon, climb up here with us. Hurry!
(Twig) Sorry! Not listening!
Not listen--
(Rocksy) Twig!
Ah! I'm slipping.
-Oh, no, oh, no, no, no! -(Leaf) Oh, dang! Oh, dang!
-(Berry) Rocksy, no! -(Rocksy) Oh.
Oh. Huh.
It's okay, guys, it's hard now. Look.
-(Leaf) Sweet. -(Rocksy) Yeah,
it really dried fa--
Twig!
Twig? You there? Buddy?
(Twig) Uh, what happened?
Oh, no! I'm trapped! What am I gonna do?
Wait, what's that sound?
It's digging! They're digging me out!
Yes! You're doing it! You're almost there.
Your little Twiggy's right here.
Just keep going! Uh-huh, yes!
Yes! I can see the light!
(Rocksy) Wow! We did it!
We found Twig's perfect likeness in this statue
honoring his memory!
Now we'll never forget what he looked like!
(Twig) Statue?
(scream)
(Berry) Dang.
So, he's, like, really gone, huh?
(Twig) They-- They think I died?
Oh, my poor friends must be wracked with grief.
(Berry) Woohoo!
No Twig means no annoying voice of reason
to hold me back ever again!
(laughing)
Yah! Chaos mode!
(explosions)
(police sirens)
(Rocksy) Okay, there's still so much to do. We gotta plan the funeral.
We gotta sell all of Twig's stuff.
(Leaf) Yeah, planning's kinda your thing,
so, uh, I'm gonna leave that up to you.
(Rocksy) Oh, gee, thanks.
How come no one is following my plan today?
*
Come and get the objects left behind
by our dear, dear friend, Twig!
Anyone?
Phew! Good. That takes care of that junk!
(Twig grumbling)
(Berry) Ya! Get some!
(Rocksy) Okay, who wants to help me plan the funeral now?
(Leaf) Like I said before,
planning is kinda your thing, Rocks.
(Rocksy) So, I gotta do all the work again by myself. Hm.
(sigh)
Um, I'll be right back. I gotta go, uh, let one rip.
Hey, Twig.
-(Twig) Rocksy? -(Rocksy) Why'd you have to go and get dead?
Well, at least I have this totally accurate statue of you to talk to.
I miss you, Twig.
You were always the first to follow me when I had a plan.
I know we always got on your case for being a wimp, and a crybaby.
And just being generally terrible at everything,
but you were really easy to boss around.
I liked that about you. And you know what?
That's what made you such a good friend.
(Twig) Oh, Rocksy.
It's true, I am a saint.
(Rocksy) Oh, but that snake with legs thing was super, super dumb.
Okay, well, good talk. Bye!
(Twig) Aw, Rocksy, you really do care.
(Berry) Leaf, I'm gonna jump in.
I'm gonna do it, Leaf!
(Leaf) Live. Your. Truth.
(Berry) Ugh! You guys really aren't gonna, like, try and stop me?!
(sigh)
Uh. I gotta go, uh, let one rip too. Heh.
Be right back!
(Leaf) My gorb. What'd y'all eat?
(Berry) Oh, Twig.
You were the best friend for when I caused chaos
because you would always get mad and tell me to stop.
And chaos isn't fun if everyone just lets you do it!
Huh.
I guess I never thought I'd say this,
but I really, really miss you, Twig.
(Twig) Aw, Berry, you do listen when I try to reign you in, huh?
I never knew until now.
(Berry) Wow, that was a really deep fart I had there.
(Leaf) Hey, hey, uh, I'm going to go contemplate
the events of the universe by myself for a second.
(Rocksy) Leaf, you can just say you're gonna go let one rip.
(Leaf) Ugh, c'mon! That's disgusting, Rocksy.
(Twig) My dear brother,
have you come to open your heart to me as well?
(Leaf) Twig, I, uh.
(Twig) Yes? Yes? Go on!
(Leaf) Twig, just listen.
(Twig) Yes?
(Leaf) Twig, there's just something I gotta-
(fart)
Phew! Twig, I really needed to let one rip in secret.
Thanks for being a great fart spot.
Gotta get out of here before the smell follows me.
(Twig) Huh. I don't really know how to process that.
Oh! Oh! Oh, processing.
Processing. Aw.
(Mr. Ladybüg) * Ave Maria**
(crying)
(Rocksy) Well, thanks for that lovely song, Mr. Ladybüg.
Uh. Does anyone else wanna say a few words?
Leaf? I mean, c'mon, he was your brother.
(Leaf) Aw, man. Alright, alright, fine.
(Rocksy) Go for it, bud.
(clears throat)
(Leaf) This thing on? You guys can hear me?
Okay.
Um, well, I mean, there's-- There's not much to say.
It's all part of the universe.
These things just happen, man, and it's, ah...
It's-- It's-- It's, y'know, it's, ah--
It's, ah-- It's, ah--
(sob)
Twig cared.
Twig really cared!
(Rocksy) Whoa.
(Leaf) I've been trying so hard to stay cool,
to keep it together, y'know, I just-
- I just miss him so much!
(Twig) Aw, Leaf.
(Leaf) The guy was a saint! A saint!
(sob)
He tried to warn us about the snake with legs!
Which is totally stupid, everyone knows snakes don't have legs.
-(Rocksy) I mean, that's true, snakes don't have legs. -(Leaf) But he still tried!
He tried, gorbdarnit!
(Twig) You really did care.
And you really did listen! All of you did!
(Rocksy) It's okay, big guy. Let's get outta here.
(Berry) Yeah, this funeral's getting really depressing.
(Twig) Goodbye, my friends, who I now know care so much.
I love you.
(sinister laughter)
No!
(Berry) Ah! My guts!
(Berry, Leaf and Rocksy struggling)
(Rocksy) I can't take it anymore!
(Twig) The snake with legs is attacking my friends!
My beautiful, caring friends who finally acknowledge what a saint I am!
Must. Save. Friends!
Now it's my turn to rip one!
*
-(Berry) Is that Twig? -(Rocksy) Twig's alive!?
-(Leaf) Twig? -(Twig) Get off of them, you legged abomination!
Take this!
And that!
And ya!
(Tickle Pete groaning)
(Rocksy) Twig! Stop!
(Twig) Huh? What?
I'm alive, guys! I was in the statue
and I heard all the great things you said about me!
Your kind words of friendship gave me the strength
to break free and save you from the snake with legs!
(Rocksy) Twig, there is no snake with legs!
(Twig) Gah, seriously,
after all this, you still won't listen to me?
(Berry) That's our friend, Tickle Pete, the Ticklepede.
We invited him to the fashion show and the funeral.
(Leaf) I mean, I'm glad you're, like, alive and stuff,
but you really gotta listen better.
(Twig) But he was attacking you!
(Tickle Pete) I was just trying to tickle everybody
and cheer 'em up, but I know now that was a sin.
Goodbye forever.
(Rocksy) Aw, no, Tickle Pete.
Aw.
(Twig) But I was a saint.
-Hey! Where are you going'? -(Leaf) We're gonna go build another Twig statue.
(Twig) What? Why.
(Leaf) Uh, because Twig statue actually listened!
Come on, guys, let's go.
(sigh)
(Twig) Welcome back to the world of the living, Twig.
Ow! Stop punching.
(Berry) Aw, yeah,
that's the good stuff.
I'm glad you're back, buddy.
(Snake with legs) You have very nice friends.
(Twig) Yep, I sure do.
Hey, wait, who are you? What?
(screaming)
I'm gonna show you how to bake a chocolate cake
filled with jumbo shrimp!
(Kensington) Ooh!
(Samosa) Kensington!
You gotta stop making these gross internet cakes.
Thanks to you, we have more rats than ever.
(Bats) Yeah! Plus, you're using up all my butter!
(Kensington) All right, all right, fine. I'll stop.
After one more vid!
-(Samosa) Oh, no you don't! -(Bats) No! Grab her!
(Samosa) Hand over the phone, Kensington! Give me the phone!
(Kensington) My rat cake!
No!
My phone.
(Bats) Serves you right for using up my butter.
(Berry, Leaf and Rocksy laughing)
(Berry) I'm gonna put mud in your hair.
-(Rocksy) No, you won't. -(Berry) I'm gonna do it.
(Rocksy) No you won't. No, you won't. No, no, no you won't.
(laugh)
(Rocksy) You did!
(laugh)
(Leaf) Excuse me, ladies, but I believe I have something that belongs to you.
(Berry, Leaf and Rocksy laughing)
(Twig) Guys.
We're never gonna have a nice place to live if you keep throwing mud every--
Okay, fine, I'm going somewhere else.
Aw! Real fun to push Twig's buttons, huh?
All I wanna do is make a nice place to live,
I just don't know how to do it.
(scream)
(jingle)
(baker) Sit back, relax,
and I'm going to help you make a lovely little home out of breadsticks.
(Twig) Whatever you say, giant slab.
(baker) First, we're going to roll out some dough.
(Twig) Uh, okay.
Oh. Okay.
(baker) I'm going to bake my logs in the oven for 10 minutes.
-(Twig) Wait, what's an oven? -(baker) Now, let's assemble our structure.
Quickly now, stack, stack, stack!
(Twig) Okay.
(baker) And now here it is!
Our very own log cabin. Isn't it lovely?
(Twig) You know? It is lovely!
Guys! Guys! Guys, come quick!
I'll get the hook.
-(Leaf) Whoa! -(Rocksy) Woo-hoo-hoo!
(Rocksy) Wait, so you're saying you made this, Twig?
(Twig) Yep, I did!
I also made a matching dinette set.
-(Leaf) Whoa! -(Berry) Cool!
(Berry) But how did you even know how to do all this, Twig?
You don't know nothing!
(Twig) It all started when a message appeared
on this Slab that fell from the sky.
-(Leaf) Whoa! -(Berry) Cool!
(Twig) At first I thought it was trying to kill me,
but then I realized it came here to teach me.
Like it wants to make my life better!
(Rocksy) Hey, I wonder if this Message Slab
could make our lives better too?
(Leaf) I mean, my life is already pretty better,
but I'd give it a shot.
(Twig) Guys! Guys! Another message is coming through.
(Rocksy) I wonder what it is!
(Hack narrator) Today, we're gonna show you 85 ways to hack your old gym socks!
-(Leaf) Ooh! -(Berry) Nice.
(Hack narrator) Use them to store fruit! Use them to go fishing!
Use them to blow your nose!
(Leaf) I never knew socks were this useful!
(Hack narrator) Use them to keep your sandwich warm! Use them to make friends!
Use them to wash your car! Use them to plant flowers!
Use them to dust your old furniture!
Use them to brush your teeth!
(Berry) Ugh. This taking forever.
(Rocksy) Berry, please. We're trying to listen to the Message Slab.
(Berry) Well, fine! I'm gonna go have fun by myself.
Hmph!
(Berry humming)
Wow, perfect butt-wheel!
Pretty impressive, huh, guys?
Guys?
Guys, I can't have fun unless someone pays attention to me.
(jingle)
(Booty slayer) What's up, guys? Good to see you again!
Now, who wants to get their bodies bikini-ready?!
(Leaf) Now, this is what I'm talking about!
(Booty slayer) First, let's get those hips loose. C'mon!
Shake 'em, shake 'em out! Okay!
(Berry) So, are you guys just gonna do whatever the Slab tells you now?
-(Rocksy) Pretty much. -(Leaf) Slab knows best.
(Berry) But isn't it more fun
when we, like, do our own ideas together?
Oh! Oh! Like, remember when we explored the mysterious deep hole in the yard?
(Rocksy) Can anyone see anything?
(Leaf) Oh, my gorb! Oh, my gorb! Oh, my gorb! Oh, my gorb!
(Twig) I did not like that.
The Slab would never let me get eaten by badgers.
(Booty slayer) And squat, and squat, and squat.
(Twig) The Slab just wants me to look good in my two-piece.
(Leaf) Slab knows best.
(groan)
(jingle)
(Trashcan lady) Today I'm gonna show you how to make cool fashion
accessories out of whatever you've got lying around!
(Rocksy) Mmm. Noice.
(Jordy) Epic horn pranks!
(Popcorn eater) Ah!
(Jordy) You just got pranked!
(Berry) Sticky.
(honk)
(Twig) You just got pranked!
(jingle)
(ASMR woman) Hello. It's nice to see you. Again.
(mouth noises)
(Berry grumbling)
(Leaf) Hello.
(mouth noises)
(Berry) Ah!
(jingle)
*
(neigh)
Okay, I think that's enough Message Slab for today.
Who wants to do anything else?
Hello?
No one is listening to me!
All you do is stare at the dumb Slab all day!
(Twig) If you have something to say, you can leave a comment below.
(Rocksy) Don't forget to smash that like button!
(Berry) Impossible!
Guess I'll go make some new friends.
(Twig, Leaf and Rocksy laughing)
*
(Twig, Leaf and Rocksy sighing)
(jingle)
(Giant Moth) Have you ever dreamed of becoming rich and powerful?
Are you tired of the 9-to-5 rat-race?
(Twig, Leaf and Rocksy) Yes.
(Giant Moth) We at Giant Moth are going to give you the knowledge
to set you free!
Life-changing results that will give you access to the fastest cars,
shiniest watches, and fluffiest pets!
(Twig, Leaf and Rocksy) Ooh.
(Giant Moth) Simply attend one of our courses and make sure to bring a friend.
Bring all of your friends. Bring every friend you have.
Don't miss out on this Giant Moth opportunity.
You must act now! Bring a friend.
(Twig) Slab needs our friends.
(Twig, Leaf and Rocksy) Friends.
(Berry) Ugh. Who needs those guys?
I can make my own friends.
Isn't that right, Duncan?
All right. Now, tell me a joke.
(laugh)
Duncan, you comedy genius!
(zombie groan)
What was that?
(Twig and Leaf) Friend.
(Berry) Show yourself!
(zombie groan)
(Berry) Rocksy?!
(Rocksy) The Slab wants you, Berry.
(Berry) No way! I want nothing to do with that thing!
(Leaf) Friend.
(mouth noises)
(Berry) Ah!
(Twig) Join us.
(Twig, Leaf and Rocksy) Join us!
Join us!
(Berry) Quick, Duncan! Help!
Now's not the time for jokes, Duncan!
*
(Rocksy) Watch the Message Slab, Berry.
(Berry) Ugh! You can't make me!
Ah!
(Lip dog) Woof.
(jingle)
-(Smiley finger) Hi! -(Smiley finger) Hi!
(Booty slayer) And squat, and squat, and squat.
(Berry) No! No!
(jingle)
(Monster Teaches Tech) Welcome back to Monster Teaches Tech.
(growl)
Hello, today I'm going to teach you all you need
to know about your smartphone.
(Berry) Wait, that looks like the Message Slab.
(Monster Teaches Tech) To turn your phone off,
simply hold down this button here,
then slide down on the screen.
Your phone is now off.
(growl)
(Berry) Turn off the Slab.
Okay, guys, I believe in the Slab now!
You can let me go!
-(Rocksy) Really? -(Berry) No! Kidneys!
(Twig) Hey!
(Berry) This is for your own good!
(Rocksy) Get her!
(Rocksy) After this.
*
(Berry) Okay, hold this down.
(Twig) Oh! It burns! It burns!
(Berry) Hey slab, here's a message for ya!
Ah!
Oh!
Ah!
(Leaf) Whoa.
What's going on, guys?
(Twig) Well, I remember watching the Slab,
then I kinda just blacked out for a while.
(Rocksy) Berry, do you know what happened?
(Twig) So, should I get the hook or--
(gasp)
(cough)
(Berry) Guys, you're back!
Yeah, so, the Slab told me that it's given us
all the knowledge it has. It also said that you guys shouldn't do something
just because someone told you to,
unless I'm the one telling you to, and we should move on
with our lives because its work here is done.
(Twig) Really? Oh, great Slab, is this true?
*
(Rocksy) It's ascending!
(Kensington) Oi! I found me phone!
(Maniac baker) Welcome back, maniacs!
-(Kensington) Oh! -(Maniac baker) Let's make a cake out of concrete!
(Twig) Aw, my cabin!
(Rocksy) It's what the slab wanted.
(Leaf) Wow, I guess we're back to facing this big,
crazy world on our own.
Where do we go from here?
(Berry) Why not let old Message Berry show you the way?
(Twig) Hey, isn't this the same hole from befo-
(Leaf) Oh, my gorb! Oh, my gorb! Oh, my gorb! Oh, my gorb!
*