* You could do it solo *
* But then you'd be All by yourself *
* Yo! So it'd be more fun To share this one *
* With someone else *
* Together we will soar Across the sky and beyond *
* So turn up your voice *
* Stand up and sing along *
* All different voices *
* Our melodies ringing *
* We're livin' in harmony *
* Yeah We're livin' in harmony *
* Our song is much stronger With every Troll singing *
* We're livin' in harmony **
(Poppy) Hello...
Yes, I'm aware of the problem, hold please...
Hello of course, I understand
why you'd be upset, please hold...
Hi... wow,
that's a very un-Trolly word, but I totally get it,
hold please--
(Guy) Poppy?
-You wanted to see us? -(Poppy) Guy.
Holly. Thank you for coming. Please, make a seat.
A problem has reached critical mass in TrollsTopia:
combining all the tribes has also meant combining
all their traditions.
And I'm afraid we now have... too many holidays.
(both) Uhh...
(Holly) Sorry, Poppy, but how can havin'
more holidays be a bad thing?
(Poppy) 'Cuz no one can keep them all straight.
This morning Biggie thought
it was the Hard Rock Tribe's Opposite Day, and well...
*
(Biggie) Bad morning, Hard Rock Trolls!
I just popped by to wish you all a horrible day,
because I really don't care about you
and consider you all the worst Trolls I know!
(whimpers)
(Guy) It sounds to me like TrollsTopia
needs some sort of special calendar
to track all the holidays.
(Poppy) Exactly, Guy.
In fact, a calendar is being designed as we speak.
And that's where you come in....
To fix the problem, we need the calendar
to catch on, so it has to be bold and eye-catching.
And since you two are some of the most stylish Trolls I know,
I'd like you to take the pictures for it.
(both) Oooh!
(Tiny) Dang! What an honor, Daddy!
This calls for my famous celebrational airhorns!
(Poppy) Now, I'll need these a week from today.
Just remember, the calendar is our one shot
at getting out of this "holi-daze" we're stuck in,
so make sure the pictures are exceptional!
(Tiny) Dang! What a responsibility, Daddy!
Better break out my lesser-known
"Time to get serious" airhorns!
-(Guy) Looking good, Synth! -(Synth) Wooohooo!
(Guy) A classic "Summertime" shot for the calendar!
(Synth) Nice, bro!
(Holly) It's so good!
(Guy) There's only one thing to do with a photograph like this!
(Tiny) Daddy's friend, Holly,
Why did you tear up that sweet pic?
(Holly) 'Cuz we ain't shootin' for sweet pics, Tiny.
This calendar has got to catch on!
(Guy) That's right! We're going again, Synth!
But this time it has to be... exceptional!
(Synth) Uh, aight! But how do we do that?
Take the picture! Take the picture!
(Holly) And... there!
(Guy) Not bad. But let's add the big jump!
(all) The what?
(screams)
(Guy) Hold it...
Ha, ha!
(Holly) I don't know, Guy.
Does this say exceptional "Fall Time Fun" to you?
(Guy) Hmm... Tiny! More leaves!
*
(both) More...! More...!
More...!
(Guy) There! That's enough!
(Minuet) Umm... are you sure this is right?
You can't even see our faces.
(Guy) Sure you can! Holly!
(Holly) We got it, y'all!
Gust, DJ, when we launch the fireworks,
that's your cue to hug.
(Guy) And remember: the hug needs to be...
(both) ...exceptional!
-(Guy) Was it exceptional? -(Holly) Mmm...
this feels more like a "casual acquaintance hug."
Let's go again!
(Dj Suki) Uhh...
(Guy) No, no!
That's a "meeting your 2nd cousin for the first time" hug.
Again!
It's too "Thank you for picking up the mail while I was gone."
(Holly) Too "Hugging more for warmth than friendship."
(Guy) Too "Went in for a hug but then realized
they'd prefer a handshake."
Okay, I think we got it.
Yes!
(Holly) Now, that's a hug, y'all!
(Guy) But we forgot the fireworks, let's go again!
*
* Yeee *
* We'll take it right to The top then push it on over *
* And no nothing can stop The perfect exposure *
* So, baby, work it for me Work it for me *
* Turn up the heat And make it burn for me *
* Burn for me *
* We need it all to go Just perfectly, perfectly *
* So we can make it Exceptional! *
* We're giving it 110 percent y'all *
* We're giving it all We got and then some *
* We're giving it 110 percent y'all *
* We're not gonna stop Till it's exceptional *
* We're giving it! **
(Poppy) Guys...
these photos...
there's no other way to describe them but...
"exceptional..."
(Guy) We did it!
We appreciate your feedback.
(Poppy) Of course, I can't wait to add these
to the calendar and-- Wait, hold on.
There's only 11 pictures here.
Where's Glee-cember?
(Guy) Ah, yes, our winter picture.
We saved the best for last.
(Holly) Just imagine: A trio of Trolls knee-deep
in a beautiful drift of authentic, white snow.
They huddle together, friendship on full display...
(Guy) And behind this stand a glorious gleaming castle
sculpted entirely from solid ice...
(Poppy) Whoa. That sounds amazing...
(Holly) Yes it does.
Now all we have to do is wait 11 months
and we'll shoot it!
(Poppy) Wha... wait, 11 months?
(Guy) Um, yes, that's how long it will be
before it snows again, why?
(Poppy) But... no...
guys, TrollsTopia needs this calendar now!
This morning Biggie went to apologize
for his earlier mix-up,
not realizing it was Hard Rock Opposite Day!
(Biggie) Good morning, Hard Rock Trolls.
I am very sorry for what I did.
You are some of the best Trolls I know
and I particularly like the way you smell!
(whimpers)
(Poppy) Look, your Glee-cember photo idea
is exceptional, without a doubt,
but you need to work within our limitations,
so please, come up with something simpler
and get it to me by tomorrow, okay?
(Tiny) Well, I guess it's time to come up with a simpler idea.
Better breakout my thinkin' airhorns.
(Guy) No, Tiny. TrollsTopia doesn't need a simple calendar,
they need an exceptional one!
We can still take our ice castle photo,
if we don't wait for snow to come to us!
(Holly) Hey, you're right, Guy!
We can go to the snow!
(Tiny) Wait, wait, wait, Daddy. Daddy's friend.
You're not thinking what I think you're thinking,
are you Daddy?... Daddy's friend...?
Yeah, you were thinking it.
(Guy) We've got to hurry, Holly!
Poppy needs this picture by tomorrow
and we're running out of sunlight!
(screams)
(both) Huh?
(grunts)
(Guy) The sun's setting! Quick, Tiny, set the timer!
Holly, the snow cones!
(all) Cheeese!
(Holly) Wait!
(Guy) Thank goodness we fixed that flag.
Otherwise we would have had a complete disaster
on our hands...
(Holly) Oh, no! The castle!
(Guy) The picture!
(Holly) It's just... us.
We can't use this for the calendar.
(Guy) I'm afraid we have to.
We've run out of light. And time.
(both) Oh...
(Tiny) Yeah, plus that snow monster is back, so...
(all) Ah!
(Guy) Well, we tried to take an exceptional picture
for Glee-cember, and...
this is what we have to show for it.
(Holly) Poppy... we're so sorry
we ruined the calendar.
You put your trust in us and we went and let you down.
(Poppy) I...
I... love it!
(Holly) You... what...?
(Guy) But without the ice castle it's just--
(Poppy) Just three friends sharing a moment.
It's simple... and sweet...
and everything that TrollsTopia is all about.
You did exactly what I asked for.
(Guy) Oh... oh yes,
that's exactly what we did.
(Holly) Mm-hm.
Everything you just said right there. Uh-huh...
(Poppy) Well, of all the photos you took,
this one is definitely my favorite.
Thank you, guys...
This is truly exceptional.
(both) Aww.
(Tiny) oh, snap it's that snow monster again!
(snow monster) Ah!
(screams)
*
(screams)
(Smidge) I just looked at my watch and realized
I was gonna be late for Dante's party!
(Val) I just looked at my watch and realized
I was gonna be early for Dante's party!
(Smidge) Huh?
(Val) I'm a Hard Rock Troll, I can't show up on time!
Oh, okay, I'm late now. We're cool.
(Smidge) Oh, my God...
(both) Whoa!
(Val) This is Dante's party?
It looks... so fun.
(Smidge) I know...
Last Troll on the dance floor is a Troll that gets
to dance just like every other Troll!
(screams)
(Dante) Val? Smidge?
What on earth are you doing here at the children's table?
(both) Children's table?
(Dante) A separate area wherein the children can,
ahem, 'cast their appendages into the air
as if they possess not a single care, as they say?
(Tiny) Give it up, fellow kids!
If your bedtime is 7:30, make some noise!
(cheering)
(Smidge) Whoa, if this is just the children's table,
I can't wait to see the actual party.
(both) Hey-yo!
*
(Smidge) Wow, Dante, this looks really...
(Poppy) Val! Smidge! Check out our waltz!
Did you know it's step one-two instead of step-one-two?!
(Smidge) ...fun.
(Dante) I know!
And later we shall toast one another
with dedicatory speeches!
I'm delivering mine in rhyming verse.
I find iambic Pentameter makes a party truly wild.
Rawr!
(Smidge) Uh huh...
(Dante) Val, Smidge, this party is so important
to me and it means the world that you've come.
Now, I am off to "raise the roof" in 3/4 time!
One, two, three, uh, uh! One, two, three, uh, uh!
(both) We've gotta get back to the children's table!
(Smidge) I know! But how? We can't leave.
Dante just said how much it means to him that we're here.
(Val) Hmmm... Oh...! What if we...
(Smidge) I don't know why we're laughing!
(Val) 'Cuz I just solved our problem.
All we have to do is...
take turns going to the children's table
while the other person covers here!
(Smidge) Oh... Oh, my... Oh, my God!
Then we both get to go without Dante ever being the wiser.
I-it's so simple. Why has no Troll ever tried this before?
(Lownote Jones) Oh, they have... They call it...
The Party Switcheroo.
(Smidge) Love the name.
(Val) Agreed.
(Lownote Jones) Many Trolls have stood in your hair before.
Craving some other, wilder party, they attempt
The Switcheroo, only to discover that the same craving
that fuels it also steers it towards
its inevitable conclusion...
betrayal.
(gasp)
(Smidge) Not as big a fan of betrayal.
(Val) Same.
(Lownote Jones) So, I warn you, Trolls, just stay where you are
and enjoy the party that's right in front of you...
before it's too late.
(Val) I say we ignore Lownote's warning and do it anyway.
(Smidge) Okay!
(Val) Great, here's how it's gonna work:
First, we set our hug watches to go off every 15 minutes...
and while one of us has a blast at the children's table...
the other stays here, making sure no one notices.
(Dante) Say, Smidge, where is Val?
(Smidge) Oh, she's uh... over there.
-(Dante) Where...? -(Smidge) There! See?
You really don't see her?
-(Dante) I can't seem to... -(Smidge) Right there!
(Dante) Of course! Now I see her!
Tata!
(Val) And when our watches go up...
(Smidge) Oh, my God! That totally worked!
(Val) And now it's time to...
(both) Switcheroo!
(Val) Then we just lather...
Rinse... I'll order the cupcake confit with frosting aoli.
And Smidge...? Oh, my gerrrr, I'll take one of each!
And repeat...
* Never running out of time *
* Not a question in my mind *
* Always get just what I want *
* Never compromise *
* Just a little bit zany *
* Just a little bit mad *
* And nobody can save me *
* Cuz I like it like that *
* I want a little bit of this *
* And a little bit of that Oh, yeah! *
* I want a little bit of this *
* And a little bit of that Oh, yeah *
* Don't you tell me that *
* I'm gonna have to choose *
* I want a little bit of this *
* And a little bit of that Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah! **
(Val) Woo! Woo!
Aw, man! Time's up already...?
Eh, Smidge can cover for me a little longer.
Woo!
(Smidge) C'mon, Val, where are you?
(Poppy) ...and so, dear friends,
I leave you with this: may the knots in your hair
unravel quickly and the knots in your hugs last a lifetime.
(all) Aww.
(Dante) Here, here, Poppy. Here, here.
And next to toast shall be...
Val Thundershock!
Val...?
Where is Val?
(Smidge) Oh, my guh!
(Dante) Wait-- Is Val not here?
(Smidge) She's here, Val is here! It's just, I, uh...
I asked her if I could do my toast first 'cuz it's, uh,
super... long.
(audience groans)
(Smidge) Okay! So... a toast: by me. Smidge.
Hi. But first...
what is a toast?
Some would define it as a kind-hearted speech.
Others would call it crunchy bread.
And who can really say who's right and who's wrong
in this crazy, upside-down world?
...and you can use flavorberry jam...
sparklemelon jam, that's a good toast jam,
if you like jam, which I don't...
and ummm...
Val's here, time for her toast. Thank you!
-(Poppy) Huh? -(Val) Uhh...
-Toast! -(All) Aahh.
(Val) Whoa!
(Smidge) Val, what took you so long!
My watch went off 20 minutes ago!
(Val) Gee. Did it? Gee, my watch must not be working. Gee.
(Smidge) Why are you overusing the word "gee"?
Unless...
Your watch is fine! You ignored it!
(Val) What? How dare you!
I would never do something like that!
(both) Hmm...
(Lownote Jones) Well, well, well, do I detect a hint of...
betrayal?
(Val) Wha--? No! Not at all!
(Smidge) Yeah, everything's going great.
In fact, Val and I were just about to...
(both) Switcheroo!
(Val) See, no betrayal here!
(Lownote Jones) Really?
So, it doesn't bother you that Smidge just tampered
with your hug watch timer so she can stay
at the children's table as long as she wants
whilst you remain stuck here with the adults?
-(Val) Betrayal! -(Smidge) Oh, my guh!
(Val) Hey! Un-switch-a-that-roo!
(Val) I'm going to the children's table!
(Smidge) No, I am!
(both) Ah!
(Val) We are so sorry.
(Smidge) We'll clean everything up.
(Tiny) You better believe it!
And after that, you're going somewhere
to think about what you've done...
(Val) The children's children's table?
(Tiny) You better believe it!
This is where we send those who cannot behave themselves
at the children's table. Tiny Diamond out.
(Val) I guess this is the part
where I'm supposed to say sorry for ignoring my hug watch
and leaving you at the adult party or whatever.
(Smidge) Yeah, and then we do the thing
where I apologize to you for disabling your hug watch.
(Val) If we were doing that kind of thing.
(Smidge) Yeah. If.
Which we totally are, I'm so sorry.
(Val) Ugh, me too!
If we'd just listened to Lownote and enjoyed Dante's party,
we never would've committed the...
y'know...
(Lownote Jones) ...betrayal.
-(Val) Okay! -(Smidge) We get it!
(Val) Actually, I think Lownote was right.
About more than just betrayal.
All that time we were focused on going
to the children's table, we could have been making
the best of the party we were at.
(Smidge) Y'know, Val, the night's young.
There's still time to take his advice.
(Val) Yeah, it's not too late.
(Tiny) I hear a lot of talking out there,
and not a lot of thinking!
*
(Val) Wii!
(Poppy) Val! Smidge!
There you are!
(Dante) I take it you two are enjoying the festivities?
(Smidge) Oh, my guh, yes!
This waltz is the twirling experience
of my young Troll life!
(Val) Everybody raise the roof in 3/4 time!
(all) One, two, three, uh, uh! One, two, three, uh, uh!
*
* So we can make it Exceptional! *
* We're giving it 110 percent y'all *
* We're giving it all We got and then some *
* We're giving it 110 percent y'all *
* We're not gonna stop Till it's exceptional *
* We're giving it! **