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‐ Places!

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♪ 'Cause what's making you happy
Makes me happy too! ♪

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♪ Every time I see you smile
I'm smiling with you… ♪

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‐ I thought the sea lions
were your competition, Alex.

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‐ I never meant to be a fan,
but here we are!

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♪ Everyone's happy! Everybody!
Spread joy with me! ♪♪

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[ everyone cheering ]

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‐ Whoo, yeah! Encore! Encore!

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‐ Thank you!

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We love to make others happy
with our show so much,

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we want everyone to know
what that feels like,

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so we're hosting an all‐zoo variety show,

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at our tank, tomorrow night!

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‐ Really?

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What do you wanna see me do first?
Yarn juggling? Yodeling?

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[ Alex yodels ]

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Or my new act, lion mime!

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‐ All zoo, as in…

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[ Melman gulps ]

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…everyone? What do we do in it?

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‐ It's a variety show,
so you can do whatever you do best!

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‐ Count me in!

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I'm definitely gonna dance,
but what style?

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‐ Maybe it's time I dust off
my stand‐up comedy skills!

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Stick around for the jokes, folks.

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‐ You know, Ronathan,

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if I'm gonna perform in your habitat,
you might need a bigger stage.

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‐ Oh, Alex!

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We were hoping someone
would volunteer to build it.

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Thank you for offering!

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‐ What? Oh, actually I meant‐‐

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‐ Well, lots more animals
to tell about the show!

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But I can't wait to see
what you come up with!

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Especially you, Melman!

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[ laughs nervously ]

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‐ I can't dance on‐stage,
I've got two left feet!

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‐ Two left feet?

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[ Ronathan laughs ]

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Oh, Melman, you crack me up.

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‐ No! I really do have two left feet.

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♪ It's a wild, wild world ♪

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♪ And it's calling our name ♪

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♪ It's a jungle out there ♪

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♪ So let's get on our way ♪

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♪ To have fun through the tunnel ♪

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♪ See the big, big city ♪

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♪ Everybody get ready ♪

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♪ Get ready! ♪

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♪ Time to go a little wild! ♪

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♪ We can go a million miles! ♪

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♪ Can I get a "Hey, oh!" ♪

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♪ Can I get a "Let's go!" ♪

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♪ On a journey, all smiles! ♪

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♪ Time to go a little wild! ♪♪

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‐ I can do a Highland Fling,

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or a belly dance, uh‐huh,

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or I could keep it simple
with some classic ballet.

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Ugh, was it that bad?
Guess that rules out ballet.

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‐ What? No!
All of your dances are great.

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I just don't know
what I'm going to do for the show.

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I'm not a natural performer
like you or Alex…

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[ Marty clears throat ]

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[ Marty honks nose ]

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…or a natural comedian like Marty!

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‐ You've got tons of natural talent!

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Just flaunt what you've got.
Like your neck!

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Here, try this.

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‐ Oh!
‐ Ugh!

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‐ Hula hoops aren't really my thing!

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‐ Hmm. Let's keep looking.

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‐ How will I rehearse for tonight
and build a stage?

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‐ Uh, hello? Me, ya crazy cat!

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Remember the stage I made for Starlene?

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I'm almost as good at stage building
as I am at comedy!

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Wait, you mean you'll help me?

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‐ As long as I can practice
my jokes on you while you work.

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Stop me if you know this one.
Where'd the captain hide his army?

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His sleev‐y!

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[ fake laughs ]

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There's more where that came from!

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[ Marty blows horn ]

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‐ Can't wait.

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‐ Maybe I could do a talk about blankies

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or I could showcase
my talent of being tall?

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[ Gloria gasps ]

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‐ No way!

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‐ You're right, being tall's not a talent.

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‐ Who am I kidding?
‐ Not you, her!

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[ Gloria squeals ]

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‐ Hi! I just moved in across the way.

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And who do we have here?
My new neighbors, I presume?

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Aren't you absolute darlings!

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‐ I'm‐‐
‐ Pilar!

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Of "Pilar and Pedro"!

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‐ Ugh! Please, just call me "Pilar."

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‐ Celebrities like to keep it simple.

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‐ Welcome to the habitat, Ms. Pilar.

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I mean, "just Pilar."

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‐ I'm surprised you recognized me!

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[ Pilar laughs ]

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Only true dance fans do.

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‐ Oh, I'm as true as they come!

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Melman, Pilar is a legend
in the salsa dancing world!

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‐ Aren't you sweet?

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Making an old,
forgotten bird feel welcome.

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‐ Who could ever forget about you?

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That's it!
I'll dance salsa at tonight's show!

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In honor of you.

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‐ What a wonderful thought.

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‐ Got any tips?

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I'd love to learn your signature move.

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It's called the "Piledro!"

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No‐one in the dance world could do it.
No‐one except Pilar and Ped‐‐

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‐ Sorry, I cannot help you.

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Besides, salsa's not a solo act.

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‐ Well, can I‐‐
‐ It was lovely to meet you both,

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I should be getting back to my perch.

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Don't be strangers, neighbors!

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‐ Hmm…
‐ She seems nice!

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‐ It's too bad I can't dance
the salsa by myself.

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‐ It sure is.

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[ Gloria gasps ]

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‐ Wait, why are you looking
at me like that?

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‐ Pilar, wait up!

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Meet my salsa dance partner.

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‐ Me! Oh! Me?

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[ Melman laughs ]

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‐ Ah! You'll make a radiant pair.

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‐ So, will you teach us?
‐ No.

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‐ But you said salsa's not a solo act
and I'm no longer solo, so…

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‐ Goodness, I'm late
for my daily feather grooming!

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If you'll excuse me,
I prefer to preen in private.

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‐ But Ms. Pilar, maybe just a few tips?

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‐ It's almost like she doesn't want
to talk about it.

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Guess it's back to baton twirling for me,

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just gotta find a baton…
and learn how to twirl.

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‐ We're not giving up that easy.

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We'll just learn to salsa and become
the zoo's very own "Pilar and Pedro".

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‐ I dunno if I have
the chops to dance with you.

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‐ Melman, everyone's got rhythm,
you just gotta take the time to find it.

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And together, we'll find ours.

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One, two, three, five, six, seven.

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One, two, three, five, six, seven.

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‐ Hey, you forgot four and eight!

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‐ Melman, that's how
you count when you dance salsa.

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You can do this.

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Just feel the rhythm and loosen up!

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‐ Like this?

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[ Melman giggles ]

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‐ Almost. You're getting there.

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‐ Oh… Oh!

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Oh!

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‐ Oops! Sorry.

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But practice makes perfect, right?

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♪ Keep the rhythm ♪

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♪ Stay in time with me ♪

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♪ Work together and we'll be in sync ♪

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♪ One step, two steps ♪

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♪ Just follow me ♪

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♪ Now take the lead ♪

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♪ Like one, two, three
Keep the rhythm now ♪

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♪ Slow it down ♪

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♪ Spin it 'round ♪

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♪ Pick it up ♪

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♪ Faster now ♪

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♪ Keep the rhythm with me ♪

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♪ Let me see you move with me ♪

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♪ So in sync ♪

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♪ Keep the rhythm with me ♪

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♪ Let me see you step in time… ♪♪

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‐ Looks like
the salsa act's comin' together!

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‐ Yeah, sort of.

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‐ Ugh, just follow my lead.

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‐ I would, but you're going too fast!

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‐ No, you're not going fast enough!

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‐ Maybe if you were a better teacher, I‐‐

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‐ Ouch! You stepped on me!

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I think you did that on purpose!

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‐ Of course I didn't!

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Yeesh, Melman, it was an accident.

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You don't have to be so whiny about it.

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‐ I'm not whiny! That was my little hoof.

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And everyone knows
that the little hoof hurts the most.

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‐ Don't you think
you're being a little dramatic?

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You're acting like a little kid.

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‐ But I am a little kid!

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‐ I've never heard them
argue like this before.

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‐ Let's just start from the top.
We've still got time to find our rhythm.

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One, two, three, five, six‐‐

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See? You forgot four!

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‐ Hey, kids!

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Whatcha workin' on?
Looked a little like wrestlin'.

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‐ We're trying to learn to salsa.

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‐ Woulda been easy with help
from the world's greatest Salsa dancer

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living right next door.

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But Pilar had feathers to preen,
or something.

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‐ Pilar? The Pilar?

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‐ You know her?

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‐ Obviously! She's a bird celeb!

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Ya know, like me.

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[ Ant'ney laughs ]

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Anyway, good luck getting her to dance.

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‐ Huh? Dancing is what she does.

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‐ More like what she did.

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Everybody in the sky

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knows about Pilar's famous breakup
with her dance partner Pedro.

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She's sworn off dancing ever since.

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‐ Pilar and Pedro broke up?

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‐ Weird, she didn't look broken.

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‐ Word is they had a big argument,

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Pilar ran off,
and they never spoke again.

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Pedro won't shut his beak about it,

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you know,
just the other day he says to me‐‐

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‐ You know the Pedro?

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‐ He's just "Pedro" to me, but sure!

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He lives on the Lower East Side,
outside a salsa joint!

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Heck of a dancer he was.

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Oh, to see him and Pilar move as one…

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Eh, too bad it'll never happen again.

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‐ Ant'ney, could you take us to Pedro?

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‐ Gloria, we've got a talent show
to prepare.

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‐ Pilar won't teach us
because salsa reminds her

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of fighting with Pedro.

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If we can get them to stop fighting
and start dancing again,

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then she'll agree to help us!

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‐ Eh, I can't promise
he'll wanna see Pilar.

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‐ Ant'ney, they were best friends.

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Best friends don't just
suddenly stop besting.

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‐ Well, I am in the mood
for some good salsa,

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so, sure, I'll make an intro.
Let's give it a whirl!

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‐ Pickles, Dave! We're meeting Ant'ney
at a salsa place on the Lower East Side‐‐

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‐ Salsa's Dave's favorite snack.

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‐ Uh, it's not that kind of salsa.

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‐ Bring us back some salsa and chips,

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‐ and you're free!
‐ But‐‐

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‐ That's our price! Take it or leave it.

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‐ Salsa it is!

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I'll lead the way!

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‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You always get to lead.

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My turn!

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Yeah!

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♪ Let's go find a little adventure ♪

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♪ Let's make it a day to remember ♪

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♪ Let's find something new
We can explore ♪

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♪ Oh, explore ♪

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♪ Let's go find a little adventure ♪

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♪ Let's make it a day to remember ♪

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♪ Let's charge through every open door ♪

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♪ Adventure's calling! ♪♪

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‐ Where is he?
‐ I don't know.

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‐ How long are we supposed to stand here?

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‐ I don't know.

253
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‐ Are you sure we got the right address?

254
00:10:20,163 --> 00:10:21,330
‐ I don't know!

255
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:24,000
‐ Do you think Ant'ney really knows Pedro?

256
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,793
We've been standing here forever.

257
00:10:26,127 --> 00:10:28,754
I can't hold my neck up any longer.

258
00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:30,631
Do you think he'll come soon?

259
00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:33,634
‐ For the last time, I don't know.

260
00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,428
We just have to wait patiently…

261
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,638
instead of whining like a baby.

262
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:40,516
‐ I am not a baby, you are a meanie!

263
00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:42,435
‐ I didn't say you were a baby,

264
00:10:42,435 --> 00:10:44,228
I said you were whining like one.

265
00:10:45,104 --> 00:10:48,983
‐ Sorry I'm late, had to see a guy
about a donut‐shaped thing.

266
00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:50,443
You ready to meet Pedro?

267
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:51,777
‐ Hmm.
‐ Hmm.

268
00:10:52,904 --> 00:10:54,238
‐ I'm sorry, okay?

269
00:10:54,405 --> 00:10:56,199
I shoulda got donuts for everyone.

270
00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:57,241
‐ I'm ready.

271
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,702
‐ I'm readier than ready.

272
00:10:59,994 --> 00:11:02,205
‐ Well, okay then! It's this way.

273
00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:09,837
‐ Alex, I'm gonna need to see
a lot less miming and a lot more building

274
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,964
if we're gonna get
this stage ready by tonight.

275
00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,926
‐ Oh, the joy of the stage!

276
00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:20,014
The most beautiful stage I ever danced on,
with the bird who shall not be named,

277
00:11:20,139 --> 00:11:22,850
was in Bogota in 1992.

278
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,228
‐ Hey, Pilar,
I'd love your professional opinion,

279
00:11:25,228 --> 00:11:26,812
how's this for my stand‐up intro?

280
00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:30,024
Hey all, you wild mammals!
How many‐‐

281
00:11:30,024 --> 00:11:31,400
[ Pilar laughs ]

282
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,610
‐ That's funny.

283
00:11:33,069 --> 00:11:37,740
You remind me of a tabby cat
who once opened for me and that bird.

284
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,867
Oh, but you are much better.

285
00:11:40,243 --> 00:11:41,869
‐ I hadn't even gotten to the jokes.

286
00:11:45,665 --> 00:11:47,750
‐ Ta‐da! Pedro's abode.

287
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,752
GLORIA:
I don't see any dance hall here.

288
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:50,628
‐ Dance hall?

289
00:11:50,628 --> 00:11:53,005
I told ya, Pedro lives in a salsa place.

290
00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:54,173
[ Ant'ney laughs ]

291
00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:57,176
‐ Oh.

292
00:11:57,385 --> 00:12:01,097
‐ I guess we can pay Pickles and Dave
their chips and salsa toll after all.

293
00:12:01,222 --> 00:12:02,181
PEDRO:
Anthony!

294
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:06,394
‐ Pedro!

295
00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:07,311
‐ My bird!

296
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,149
‐ It's been too long!

297
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,694
I wanted you to meet
Gloria and Melman, my‐‐

298
00:12:14,694 --> 00:12:16,445
‐ I didn't know you had kids!

299
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,698
‐ What? Uh, they're not my‐‐

300
00:12:18,698 --> 00:12:20,908
‐ Mr. Pedro, sir! Big fan!

301
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,286
Can I talk to you about
your glory days of dancing?

302
00:12:23,286 --> 00:12:26,998
‐ A fan? Of course.
What would you like to know?

303
00:12:26,998 --> 00:12:29,000
GLORIA:
It's about your partner, Pilar.

304
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,043
‐ Oh! You show up at my home,

305
00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:33,921
the finest salsa place in the whole city,

306
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,340
and say that bird's name to me?

307
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,927
Ugh! Your dad clearly
never told you the story.

308
00:12:40,553 --> 00:12:41,679
‐ He's not our dad‐‐

309
00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:43,222
‐ It was a warm New York night…

310
00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:47,518
we'd just flown in from Havana for a show.

311
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:51,063
[ salsa music playing ]

312
00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:52,273
♪ Vámonos ♪

313
00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:55,609
And believe it or not, that bird and I,

314
00:12:55,735 --> 00:13:00,406
we were inseparable as we dominated
every stage we salsa'd across.

315
00:13:00,406 --> 00:13:02,408
♪ Sigue el ritmo ♪

316
00:13:02,408 --> 00:13:04,994
♪ A bailar, sigue el ritmo ♪

317
00:13:04,994 --> 00:13:06,370
♪ Anda, sigue el ritmo ♪

318
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,913
♪ Sigue el ritmo ♪

319
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,166
♪ Dame más, sigue el ritmo ♪

320
00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:11,208
♪ Anda, quiero ver ♪

321
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,085
♪ Sigue el ritmo… ♪♪

322
00:13:14,337 --> 00:13:15,963
PEDRO:
The day it fell apart,

323
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,007
we were practicing
our signature move.

324
00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:21,927
The move that would secure our place
in dance halls of fame everywhere!

325
00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:25,514
I made one tiny suggestion
about how to tweak it…

326
00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:27,975
Pilar stormed off,

327
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,977
and I never heard from her again.

328
00:13:31,771 --> 00:13:33,356
Not even an apology!

329
00:13:33,731 --> 00:13:36,025
‐ How could she just walk out
on you like that?

330
00:13:36,025 --> 00:13:40,071
If your dance partner can't work with you,
is she really a partner at all?

331
00:13:40,196 --> 00:13:42,782
‐ Are you talking about Pilar or me?

332
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:45,367
‐ Well, from the little I know
of Ms. Pilar…

333
00:13:45,618 --> 00:13:47,119
‐ You know Pilar?

334
00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:50,122
‐ …surely she'd want to apologize.

335
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,540
‐ She… she would?

336
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:53,459
‐ Why, yes.

337
00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:56,170
In fact, as my friend here
was trying to say,

338
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:57,379
that is why we're here!

339
00:13:57,379 --> 00:14:00,633
Pilar's in New York,
and she does want to apologize.

340
00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:02,510
‐ She does?
‐ She does?

341
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:06,305
‐ That is definitely what I just said,
so yes.

342
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:09,141
All you have to do
is come to the habitat to see her,

343
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:11,102
the sooner the better! Right, Melman?

344
00:14:11,644 --> 00:14:13,145
[ Melman laughs nervously ]

345
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:17,024
‐ I knew she'd see the error of her ways.

346
00:14:17,108 --> 00:14:20,361
Guess it wouldn't hurt
to hear what she has to say.

347
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:24,448
‐ This stage reminds me
of the first place I danced,

348
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,659
with that poor excuse for a dance partner.

349
00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:30,579
‐ For a bird you don't wanna name,
you sure talk about him a lot.

350
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,706
‐ I'd sooner forget he ever existed.

351
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,126
‐ Pilar?
‐ Oh, hello, darling,

352
00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:37,169
How's your little dance coming along?

353
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:38,212
‐ It's okay,

354
00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:40,798
but there's something
I need to talk to you about.

355
00:14:40,798 --> 00:14:43,759
Well, more like someone, Pedro.

356
00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:44,760
[ Pilar screams ]

357
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,554
‐ You're not supposed to say his name.

358
00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:47,388
‐ Here we go.

359
00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:49,890
‐ My ears cannot bear that name!

360
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,476
Ugh, you must not know the story.

361
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,145
[ salsa music playing ]

362
00:14:54,145 --> 00:14:58,691
There was a time I thought Pedro and I
would dance together

363
00:14:58,816 --> 00:15:00,901
'til we were old birds.

364
00:15:02,111 --> 00:15:05,197
But one night,
while practicing our signature move,

365
00:15:05,281 --> 00:15:08,492
Pedro announced that he didn't want
to dance with me anymore.

366
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:09,952
He wanted to go…

367
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,203
‐ Solo.

368
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:14,039
PILAR:
Salsa? Without a partner?

369
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,249
Can you imagine?

370
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:18,210
He betrayed me,
and destroyed the best thing

371
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,212
that ever happened to either of us.

372
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:23,048
That was the last day we spoke.

373
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:27,052
And the last time I had anything to do
with salsa dancing.

374
00:15:27,178 --> 00:15:32,057
‐ I can't believe he did that to you,
the finest salsa dancer on wings!

375
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:34,185
‐ Surely he'd want to apologize‐‐

376
00:15:34,185 --> 00:15:35,311
‐ Fat chance!

377
00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:39,481
It's been years and I've not heard
a single peep or squawk of an apology.

378
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:42,443
‐ Actually,
I happen to know that Pedro is,

379
00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:44,653
uh, desperate to apologize to you.

380
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,447
‐ You've spoken with him?
‐ Yes!

381
00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:49,992
In fact, he's traveled across the city
for a chance to see you again!

382
00:15:53,746 --> 00:15:54,872
‐ Pilar.

383
00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:57,374
[ everybody gasps ]

384
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,084
‐ Pedro.

385
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:02,880
Well?

386
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,299
‐ Well?

387
00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:08,844
[ duel music playing ]

388
00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:12,723
‐ I understand if you're nervous.

389
00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:13,682
[ Pedro chuckling ]

390
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,726
Me? Not at all.

391
00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:18,938
‐ Then I'm ready to hear that apology
whenever you want to start.

392
00:16:18,938 --> 00:16:21,690
‐ Me apologize to you?

393
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:25,027
I came to hear your apology to me!

394
00:16:25,361 --> 00:16:28,322
‐ Me? I have nothing to apologize for!

395
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:32,743
‐ You beckoned me here to waste even more
of my time than you already have?

396
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:34,286
‐ Is that what I am to you?

397
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:37,331
Wasted time? Good to know how you feel.

398
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:39,917
[ Gloria sighs ]

399
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,127
‐ Oh, no. I knew this was a bad idea.

400
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,129
Some mess you've gotten us into!

401
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,589
‐ Me? It's your fault

402
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:48,133
we needed Pilar's help so badly
in the first place!

403
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:51,595
‐ And if you were a better teacher,
we wouldn't have needed her help!

404
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:55,182
‐ Hey, everybody!
The First Annual All‐Zoo Variety Show

405
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:58,143
is about to begin!

406
00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:03,148
‐ Hmm! Suddenly I'm in the mood
to dance circles around this parrot!

407
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:08,195
‐ Indeed! It would be my pleasure
to teach your stuck‐up beak a lesson.

408
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:11,824
‐ Did I hear you might be
in the market for a new partner?

409
00:17:11,824 --> 00:17:14,868
‐ How would you like
to join a winning partnership?

410
00:17:14,994 --> 00:17:15,786
‐ Oh!

411
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,247
‐ It would be an honor to be your partner.

412
00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:19,957
‐ Let's dance!

413
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,420
‐ Stop me if you've heard this.

414
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,797
What's black and white and red all over?

415
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:28,966
A sunburned zebra!

416
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:29,842
[ Marty laughs ]

417
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:30,759
Get it?

418
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:35,180
[ crickets chirping ]

419
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,391
[ Alex fake laughs ]

420
00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:39,393
Uh, let's see… Oh!

421
00:17:40,144 --> 00:17:41,228
[ audience laughing ]

422
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,146
Uh…

423
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:44,273
Huh…

424
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:48,777
[ audience laughing ]

425
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,238
Let me just… Oh!

426
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:54,867
[ audience laughing ]

427
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:57,036
‐ Now that's what I call a mic drop!

428
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,246
‐ Whoa, silly me.

429
00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:02,458
‐ Let's go first.
Once this crowd sees us dance,

430
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,044
they'll think of nothing else
for the rest of the show!

431
00:18:05,044 --> 00:18:07,421
‐ Fine, you go first!
We could use an opening act

432
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:10,007
to warm the crowd for the main event, us!

433
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:13,052
‐ Hmm. Actually,
Maybe you two should go first.

434
00:18:13,052 --> 00:18:15,804
Unless this is a trick!
Does this feel like a trick to you?

435
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,890
‐ I don't wanna get in the middle of this.

436
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,600
‐ You put yourself in the middle!

437
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,643
‐ So did you!

438
00:18:20,643 --> 00:18:22,645
[ audience laughing ]

439
00:18:22,645 --> 00:18:24,021
Huh…

440
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,650
‐ Thank you, Marty! Am I an owl?

441
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:30,819
'Cause his jokes sure made me hoot!

442
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,112
[ owl hoots ]

443
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,280
Thanks, Bruce!

444
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,741
Up next, we have a salsa number,

445
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:41,163
including a very special appearance
by two salsa greats!

446
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,915
[ audience cheering ]

447
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,376
[ salsa music playing ]

448
00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:47,628
‐ Oh! Whoa!

449
00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,338
‐ Whoa!

450
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,299
[ Melman laughs ]

451
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,592
‐ Whoa!

452
00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,640
‐ Whoa!
‐ Oh!

453
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,267
‐ You've still got it, for a backstabber.

454
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,310
[ Pilar gasps ]

455
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,604
‐ Whoa!
‐ Whoa!

456
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:08,482
‐ Fancy footwork, for a low‐life quitter!

457
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:09,358
‐ Hmm?

458
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:10,359
[ Gloria screams ]

459
00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:13,112
[ audience gasps ]

460
00:19:13,112 --> 00:19:15,364
‐ What is happening?

461
00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:17,533
‐ I don't know!

462
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:21,662
‐ You don't have any right to be mad.
You were the one who left me!

463
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:22,579
‐ Huh?

464
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,164
‐ Hey!
‐ Oops!

465
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:27,501
What in the feather
are you talking about?

466
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,294
It didn't happen that way at all!

467
00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:30,713
‐ Ah!
‐ Whoa!

468
00:19:30,713 --> 00:19:33,549
‐ You said you wanted to go solo,
remember?

469
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,428
‐ I didn't say "solo,"

470
00:19:37,428 --> 00:19:41,724
I said, "let's go so low," like this!

471
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,483
[ audience cheering ]

472
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:54,194
I was talking about our signature move!

473
00:19:54,194 --> 00:20:00,200
I wanted to try dipping even lower
because if anyone could do it, it was you.

474
00:20:03,454 --> 00:20:05,247
‐ Oh, Pedro!

475
00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:08,500
‐ Maestro, our song!

476
00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:13,172
[ salsa music playing ]

477
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,299
♪ Sigue el ritmo… ♪

478
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,968
‐ Uh…
‐ Well, this is awkward.

479
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,512
♪ Sigue el ritmo ♪

480
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:22,806
♪ Dame más, sigue el ritmo ♪

481
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:25,392
♪ Anda, quiero verte bailar
Sigue el ritmo ♪

482
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:26,602
♪ Ooh ♪♪

483
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:30,731
[ audience cheering ]

484
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,485
‐ I'm glad Pilar and Pedro
figured out their differences.

485
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,028
‐ Yeah, me too.

486
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,365
Guess if they can
talk through their problems,

487
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:41,366
maybe we can, too?

488
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,076
‐ I never wanted to fight with you!

489
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,454
‐ Me neither.
We were supposed to be a duo,

490
00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:47,664
but I treated our dance like a solo act.

491
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,583
I shouldn't have called you a baby.

492
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,459
I'm sorry.

493
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,546
‐ I'm sorry I said
you stepped on my hoof on purpose.

494
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:58,634
I shouldn't have called you a meanie
when you're really a nice… ie.

495
00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:02,137
‐ Aw, Melman! You're my best friend.

496
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,555
And just like dance partners,

497
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:06,183
we have to listen to each other
to find our rhythm.

498
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,811
[ salsa music playing ]

499
00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:10,813
‐ I wish I was out there with my partner.

500
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,649
‐ May I have the next dance?

501
00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:17,486
I'll make extra sure not to step
on your little hoof this time.

502
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:19,404
‐ Don't worry about my hooves,

503
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:20,864
just do your thing!

504
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,451
[ salsa music playing ]

505
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,453
♪ Slow it down ♪

506
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,455
♪ Spin it 'round ♪

507
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,624
♪ Pick it up ♪

508
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,459
♪ Faster now! ♪

509
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:35,504
♪ Keep the rhythm with me ♪

510
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:38,799
♪ Let me see you move with me ♪

511
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,051
♪ So in sync ♪

512
00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,762
♪ Keep the rhythm with me ♪

513
00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:47,099
♪ Let me see you step in time ♪

514
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:50,853
♪ 'Cause you and I keep the rhythm! ♪♪

515
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:55,274
[ audience cheering ]

516
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,651
‐ Your kids are pretty talented.

517
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,027
You must be proud.

518
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:03,115
‐ Uh, they're not my…
Never mind, I am proud.

519
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:07,327
‐ The first thing to know
in couples' dancing,

520
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:10,122
is one of you will lead
and one will follow!

521
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:11,331
‐ Well that's easy.

522
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,667
‐ Sure is, I'm clearly the lead.

523
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,460
‐ Wait, what?!
‐ And, begin!

524
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,462
‐ How are you the lead
when I'm the one

525
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,631
who always has to wake you up
in the morning?

526
00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:22,551
‐ You may lead the habitat,
but on the dance floor

527
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:25,345
I think we both can agree
that I'm top cat!

528
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,597
‐ I beg to differ!

529
00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:28,056
[ Marty screams ]

530
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,436
Whoa! Ugh!

531
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,521
Uh, sorry!

532
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:37,399
Ugh, I should've stuck to comedy.

533
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,068
[ everyone laughs ]

534
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:43,864
♪ Aomoa, aomoa, aomoa ♪

535
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:44,656
♪ Oh! ♪

536
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,658
♪ Let's go find a little adventure ♪

537
00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,577
♪ Let's make it a day to remember ♪

538
00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:51,413
♪ Let's find something new
We can explore ♪

539
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:52,664
♪ Oh, explore ♪

540
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:54,750
♪ Let's go find a little adventure ♪

541
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,543
♪ Let's make it a day to remember ♪

542
00:22:56,543 --> 00:23:00,589
♪ Let's charge through every open door ♪

543
00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:03,634
♪ Aomoa, aomoa, aomoa ♪

544
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:04,968
♪ Oh! ♪

545
00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:06,887
♪ Aomoa, aomoa ♪

546
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,973
♪ Adventure's calling ♪♪