1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,964 ♪ 2 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:35,296 ♪ 3 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:49,092 [laughing] 4 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:51,486 How'd your parents afford this trampoline? 5 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:53,836 It's a holdover from our rich life. 6 00:00:53,879 --> 00:00:55,707 I've bounced in better. 7 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:57,927 Ha! 8 00:00:57,970 --> 00:01:00,103 [grunts] You guys... 9 00:01:00,147 --> 00:01:02,888 got to try that shit. 10 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:05,282 [all munching, slurping] 11 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:07,197 Yeah, cheers! 12 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,024 Ah! 13 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,634 Goddamn yeah, man. 14 00:01:09,678 --> 00:01:13,116 Debbie, where in the hell did you get this barbecue rig? 15 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,987 What? Oh, come on, no. 16 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:17,816 I made this myself from oil field piping. 17 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,905 You know, I'm always eating food from your culture, 18 00:01:19,949 --> 00:01:22,952 like pho, so this is kind of cool to feed you 19 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:25,781 food from my culture, like ribs and shit. 20 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:28,392 Um, that's not food from your culture. 21 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:32,135 That's food from their culture that yours ripped off. 22 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:33,789 Mine? No, uh-uh. 23 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:35,747 Don't pull me into this-- I'm vegan. 24 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:39,186 My bad cholesterol is down to 75. [laughs] 25 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:41,144 -[laughter] -Gbenge. 26 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:43,755 Oh, my God, you guys make me so nervous 27 00:01:43,799 --> 00:01:46,149 talking about... race. 28 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:49,152 It's not bad to talk about race or racism, 29 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:52,329 so long as everyone knows racism is bad. 30 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:54,723 Just feels wrong to cover all that stuff up 31 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:57,291 just because it's upsetting, right? 32 00:01:57,334 --> 00:01:58,901 Uh... 33 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:01,164 Well, just in case you don't follow me on social media, 34 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,688 uh, let me just say that I'm your ally, 35 00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:05,690 and I'm here to help, okay? 36 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:08,867 -To neighbors... [muttering] -To neighbors! 37 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:12,306 [glugging] 38 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:15,135 Ah! 39 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:18,964 You guys have really done well here in this place. 40 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:22,272 Yeah, I got to say, the first time you guys had us over, 41 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:24,405 I didn't expect we'd ever be here 42 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:27,016 like this having fun at the Harper house. 43 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:28,670 Right, right. You know what? 44 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:30,846 we thought we moved into Aunt Maggie's house here 45 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:33,762 because it would be cheap-- no rent, no house payment. 46 00:02:33,805 --> 00:02:37,722 But... [groans] ...we forgot about the property taxes. 47 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:40,421 [scoffs] Stupid taxes, am I right? 48 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:42,858 Actually, this side of town really could use 49 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,773 -all the tax money we can get. -[beeping] 50 00:02:44,816 --> 00:02:46,818 Okay, people, it's time! 51 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:49,125 [grunting] 52 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:53,085 Real meat and vegan meat 53 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:57,089 on a separate rack, and separate vegan tongs. 54 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:59,440 Yes! Us Harpers do it for real. 55 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:00,397 Gwen? 56 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:02,312 This is a real family. 57 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:03,444 [scoffs] 58 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:05,750 [laughing] 59 00:03:12,366 --> 00:03:14,803 TV ANNOUNCER: To Thrill a Mockingbird! 60 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:19,024 Finally enjoy a conflict-free version, 61 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:22,419 with singing. Here, we find fun-loving Scout 62 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:25,988 and her oddball, adult male, loner friend Boo 63 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:28,904 having all sorts of fun adventures in the South 64 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:31,863 with all its problematic facts removed. 65 00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:35,911 Oh, just Southern Gothic fun for all! 66 00:03:35,954 --> 00:03:37,695 Oh, better set the DVR. 67 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:40,089 Never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but... 68 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:42,004 I've come to love this old house. 69 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:43,788 Check out my model for the school's 70 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:45,921 big Historic Downtown Project. 71 00:03:45,964 --> 00:03:47,488 DEBBIE AND FREDDIE: Wow! 72 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,838 It's an interactive project where all the kids 73 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:51,405 build models of historic homes. 74 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:54,016 And it all culminates in the whole class doing 75 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:56,148 a big Historic Walk through the historic buildings 76 00:03:56,192 --> 00:03:58,934 of Downtown River Creek-- our hood! 77 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,588 See, this north side of town is 78 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,416 kind of working out for us, right? 79 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:04,853 Toddie, this is incredible. 80 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:06,507 -Let me see. -No, Mom, don't touch it! 81 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:09,031 It's, uh... it's got fresh paint. 82 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:09,988 Hmm. 83 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:11,860 So, Ollie, I bet you picked 84 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:14,515 a cool building to do, too, right? Please? 85 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:18,170 Ta-da! It's part of the old, crumbled sidewalk out there. 86 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:21,609 It was poured way back in the '20s. 87 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:25,134 That is... that is... 88 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:27,745 Super historical? Yeah. 89 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:29,921 And... it's for walking on. 90 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:32,315 Tied that in, besides I'll clean up 91 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,839 on the presentation portion of the project. 92 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:36,841 And, Todd, if you get 93 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:38,843 performance nerves for that part... 94 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:39,888 I'm not nervous. 95 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:41,498 ...just recall that everyone 96 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,021 you talk to 97 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:45,023 has boogers caking up their nose holes. 98 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:48,200 Some get bad, like fried shrimp jackets 99 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:50,028 turned inside out up in there. 100 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:52,074 Like textured wallpaper. 101 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:54,859 Just... sheet boogers. 102 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:56,687 [all retching] 103 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:58,341 Wait a second, Todd. 104 00:04:58,385 --> 00:04:59,995 How old is this house, exactly? 105 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:02,127 I'm not a hundred on this, Dad, but it is 106 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:04,347 in the Victorian style, so I'm gonna say 107 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:08,264 probably late 1880s, uh, summer '83 if you pressed me. 108 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,048 Why? Why are we talking about this? 109 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:11,702 I think I just got a great idea of how 110 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,530 to get out of property tax. 111 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:15,358 ♪ 112 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:17,229 [humming] 113 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:20,102 So, uh, any luck yet finding the Harper house? 114 00:05:20,145 --> 00:05:21,712 Uh, it's 1800s for sure. 115 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:24,367 I mean, definitely should have a historic landmarker and 116 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:26,717 it should be tax exempt for that, right? 117 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:28,153 That is right. 118 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:31,983 It's part of the Arkansas Historic Preservation Law. 119 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:34,116 You know, I have heard the Harper house 120 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:36,771 is the house where George Lucas created Jar Jar Binks. 121 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:38,947 I mean, what could be worse than that? 122 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:41,558 Jar Jar Binks, I mean... [muttering] 123 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:43,560 Uh-oh! 124 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:45,649 Oh, no. Is it Jar Jar? 125 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:47,303 Worse. 126 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,479 Turns out the Harper house is the birthplace 127 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:54,136 of Civil War General Dickson Whitewish Harper. 128 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:56,225 Union? 129 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:58,880 Mm-mm, no, no, quite the opposite. 130 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:01,448 Very, uh... 131 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,493 racist. 132 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:08,150 Whoa, whoa, no, no! But I'm not racist! 133 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:10,805 My neighbors are Black... and Vietnamese. 134 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:12,894 Mm, are you saying you don't want 135 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:14,548 this tax exemption? 136 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:16,767 No, no, no, no, no, no. I-I still want that. 137 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:19,466 But can't we just cover this up, you know, like... 138 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:21,642 keep it a secret and still let me benefit 139 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:23,165 from the tax loophole thing? 140 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:27,038 Well, yes, you can do that if you want to. 141 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:30,346 Uh, just one mo... [muttering] 142 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,565 Oh! 143 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:34,219 My, oh, it says here that your property 144 00:06:34,263 --> 00:06:36,918 is still the site of the Whitewish Monument. 145 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:40,617 -[sniffling] -Wait, what monument? 146 00:06:40,661 --> 00:06:42,837 Wait, what monument? 147 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,448 Babe, look, it's gone. The good news is 148 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:47,842 we get to avoid paying property tax. 149 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:49,539 [groaning] 150 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:51,323 Babe, don't you hear me? 151 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:52,629 It's gone. 152 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:54,544 [whimpers] 153 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:55,980 This is silly, babe. 154 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:57,634 Leave it already. 155 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:59,984 [humming] 156 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:01,769 Gah, I don't get it. 157 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:03,553 What am I missing? 158 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:07,035 [groaning, grunting] 159 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:09,994 Uh, hello, Debbie? 160 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:11,866 [moaning] 161 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:14,651 Okay, really, what is it, Deb? 162 00:07:14,695 --> 00:07:17,480 The blueprints! Okay. 163 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,439 Oh, no. 164 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:22,354 Oh, no, no. No. 165 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:24,182 "So that the South may glitter 166 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:26,663 when it rises again"? 167 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:28,970 [gasps, grunts] 168 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:33,757 -Oh. -What-what is it? 169 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,846 Okay... 170 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:37,892 There it is. 171 00:07:37,935 --> 00:07:40,024 A rope. Huh? 172 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:43,071 [gasps] 173 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:46,291 Uh... 174 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:49,904 [both gasp] 175 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:52,210 [whimpers] 176 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:01,132 [both gasping] 177 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:09,271 [both gasping] 178 00:08:09,314 --> 00:08:11,142 -Oh, my God. -Let's destroy it now! 179 00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:13,449 No! Look, that-- that'll be too loud. 180 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,930 Let's just cover it up and act like it never happened. 181 00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:19,063 [grunts] Can the roof just go back? 182 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,891 Uh, doesn't seem like it. 183 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:22,719 This was what someone in the house was to do 184 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:24,765 once "the South rose again." 185 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:26,723 Fuck that. [grunts] 186 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,682 Hush! The neighbors will hear. 187 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,118 And come with their eyeballs. 188 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:32,076 And use them on us. And this! 189 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,557 They'll think I got the racist gene from Maggie! 190 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:36,472 Well, we got to do something! 191 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,343 -[shouts] -Hiss! 192 00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:40,868 We got to keep this from the kids. 193 00:08:40,911 --> 00:08:42,434 Todd finally loves this house. 194 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,872 And Ollie, she can't keep a secret. 195 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:46,395 No, no, we show the kids. 196 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:48,528 They need to know this is our history. 197 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:51,052 -[gasps] -Facts are facts, Freddie. 198 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,749 [grunting] 199 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,621 Please, shush, babe, please! 200 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,536 Our neighbors finally like us. 201 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:58,450 Okay, straight up. 202 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:01,584 Does this bother you due to appearances... 203 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,194 or due to the reality 204 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,762 that your very recent relatives were this racist?! 205 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:07,242 Look, can't it be both? 206 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,331 Seriously. I mean, I hate the reality of this. 207 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:11,594 But I also don't want our non-white friends 208 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,291 to know this about us. 209 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,816 I-I-I'd like to avoid hurting them with this horrible sight. 210 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:18,340 I mean, sometimes appearances arereality. 211 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:20,864 This would be bad for the kids, right? 212 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:22,692 Fine. 213 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:26,348 I'll cover it first, and I'll remove it in secret tomorrow. 214 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:28,568 But we are not done talking about this. 215 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:31,005 [gulps] 216 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:33,964 [school bell rings] 217 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,665 [grunts] 218 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:41,406 Whoa-ho-ho! Nice fielding, Todd. 219 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,930 You were right there, you could've grabbed it! 220 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:45,019 Now my elbows are skint. 221 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,673 Gnarly elbow pepperonis! 222 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:49,284 Dude, I can help carry that in with you. 223 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:52,200 Why would I ever accept your bad help? 224 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:54,158 You're the least reliable person I know. 225 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:55,769 I'm also the only person you got, 226 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:58,685 Mr. "I embrace my bad people skills." 227 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:01,165 [sighs] Okay, you can get one side, but I need you to focus. 228 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,645 You got to keep it level. 229 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,386 It's structurally unsound for some reason. 230 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:06,431 I said keep it level! 231 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,738 No! 232 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:09,870 It's ruined, Ollie! 233 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,523 I was just trying to help you, bro. 234 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:14,048 [panting] 235 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:18,879 Hey, Freddie. 236 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,881 Ack! You're Black-- uh, back! 237 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:23,187 I-I mean, you're back at our house. 238 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,799 Eh, uh, not Black. [gasps] But you are. 239 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,931 Uh, wow. Oh, wow. 240 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:31,021 All right, look, I didn't even realize you guys were Black. 241 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,676 S-See, I-I don't see color, okay... 242 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,592 I mean, I don't even see gender. To me, you're just blobs 243 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,290 completely devoid of qualities. [chuckles, mutters] 244 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,728 Good morning to you. 245 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,251 Try decaf. 246 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:45,688 I see you're doing some home renovating up there? 247 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,472 Good eye! We are indeed. 248 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:48,691 Yeah. 249 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:51,041 Well, okay, cool. 250 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,043 Yeah, see, Debbie, she already has a handle on it. 251 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:55,567 -So we-we don't need help. -All right, understood. 252 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,961 Oh, yeah, we're-we're, yeah, we're adding 253 00:10:58,005 --> 00:10:59,833 a-a greenhouse, uh, to the roof. 254 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:00,964 Oh? 255 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,400 Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah. 256 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,576 So we can, uh... [clears throat] 257 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,317 ...grow our own, uh, pizzas. 258 00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,493 No, no, wait, stupid Freddie. 259 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,713 You can't grow your own pizzas... 260 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,715 The things that go on top of the pizzas. 261 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,065 What are they called again? Shit. Oh, tomatoes! 262 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,414 That's it... [stammers] 263 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,242 It's a greenhouse, uh, for tomatoes. 264 00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:20,331 -All right. -Neat. 265 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,855 If you want to know why... 266 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,900 We kind of don't. Late for work. 267 00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:26,424 See, it-it's because I'm trying to get into the, uh... 268 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,078 ketchup, uh, business. 269 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,384 Ooh, great. 270 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:30,777 Yeah, see, I have an old ketchup recipe 271 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,909 that goes back in my family for generations. 272 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,998 I love my family history-- 273 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,521 Fuck! No, I... 274 00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,349 I mean I just love ketchup. 275 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:40,569 All right, guys, tell you more about it later! 276 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,179 -Check it! -We've heard enough! 277 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,703 We've heard enough. 278 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,750 [grunting] 279 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,186 [groans] 280 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,753 Why won't this cut? 281 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,886 Quick, we have to start a ketchup empire 282 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,149 or everyone will think we're racists! 283 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,194 [school bell ringing] 284 00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,415 Why was it collapsing in the first place? 285 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,722 Now I'll definitely not get it stabilized. 286 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,898 Why'd your project break so easily? 287 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,769 Because your help was bad. 288 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,292 You gave bad help. 289 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,251 When you offer to help, but you don't follow through, 290 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,948 it's a hollow gesture. 291 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,297 It's bad help. 292 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,778 Seems like any help is good help to me. 293 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,476 Aah, I've been holding my piss all lunch. 294 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,391 But I still have shit to do here! 295 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,393 Go! I'll watch this stuff. 296 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,265 Trust you again? No way! 297 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,441 What, you gonna just not piss? 298 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,312 You can't do a presentation on a full tank. 299 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:29,966 You'll get jaundice. 300 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,489 Okay, but just watch it. 301 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,840 Don't touch it. Promise me on your life. 302 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,059 I promise. 303 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:39,193 [panting] 304 00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,502 [grunting] 305 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:45,808 [shouts] 306 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,810 [rumbling] 307 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:50,987 Oh, no, no... oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 308 00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:53,381 [grunting] 309 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,864 [gasps] 310 00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,909 Jesus Christ 311 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,738 on a crooked crutch! 312 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,087 [muttering] 313 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,133 One sec, just tweeting against racism. 314 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,743 It makes me feel better. 315 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,702 It's a load-bearing statue. 316 00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:11,921 What do you mean, "load-bearing"? 317 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,183 It's on the top of the house. 318 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,098 Yeah, much like America's awful, horrific, 319 00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,492 brutal, inexcusable history of slavery, 320 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,450 our present situation seems to be inextricably 321 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,322 built upon it. Look. 322 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,671 [grunts] 323 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,673 See? This bitch's legs 324 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,588 go all the way up. 325 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,242 Oh, my God! 326 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:31,114 Okay, we-we got to just live with this huge secret forever. 327 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:34,161 It's like we're a family of O.J. Simpsons. 328 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:37,033 No. I can figure this out. 329 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,428 [gasps] 330 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,866 No! 331 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,912 [vocalizing] 332 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,613 I thought you were watching my project for me! 333 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,354 What happened?! 334 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:55,008 You made me promise not to touch it. 335 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,574 I really wanted to save it, 336 00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,881 but I'd have had to touch it-- your bad. 337 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,709 No, yourbad! You knew what I meant! 338 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,798 What am I gonna do for my project? 339 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,018 Just lean into the talking part. 340 00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,107 I do it all the time because I am good 341 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,717 with people and bad at work. 342 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,327 But you get bad grades. 343 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,068 But never bad vibes. 344 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,114 Just say, "Back in the old days, 345 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,290 "white people took this land from Native peoples, 346 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:19,075 "then enslaved a bunch of other people to build houses 347 00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,685 that we all still live in." 348 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,165 Ollie, from here on, 349 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,559 I'll always say no if you ever try to help me. 350 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:27,214 Never say ever. 351 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,216 Now, class, remember... 352 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:33,089 after our presentations, we'll be doing the Historic Walk 353 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:36,658 around the historic downtown neighborhood of River Creek. 354 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,965 The mayor, Kelley Frakes, will join us, 355 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:42,142 if you can believe it, along with our own principal, 356 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,318 Dr. Morocco. 357 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:45,885 -[clears throat] Doctor? -Oh, yes. 358 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,496 I don't suppose anyone chose this outdated 359 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,324 and underfunded and neglected 360 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,369 old school building as their project? 361 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,588 [coughs] 362 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,807 No? Well, I didn't, either. 363 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:58,898 But sometimes the place picks you. 364 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,641 Okay, first up, we have Ollie Harper. 365 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,862 What are we looking at here? 366 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,865 Historic sidewalk, poured in 1920, 367 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,607 the year cavemen invented shaving... 368 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,175 Did you really think I would grade you 369 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,741 on a rock? 370 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,874 Well, actually, two crows flew in 371 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,137 and carried my actual project into the air, 372 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,009 and they dropped it so it would crack, 373 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,967 just like they do with nuts. [sighs] 374 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,970 I just didn't say that because I knew it's so hard to believe. 375 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,059 Damn crows! 376 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,235 I, too, hate crows. 377 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:35,891 Ever since they ate my little sister's eyeballs out 378 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,067 when she fell asleep on our trampoline 379 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,200 so... long ago. 380 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,898 I-I'm sorry. Did you just say that crows... 381 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,944 The child deserves a "D," at least. 382 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,294 [groans] 383 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,035 Todd, you're next. 384 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,211 [exhales] 385 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:54,301 Sheet boogers, sheet boogers. 386 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:57,434 So this is our historic Harper-- 387 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,393 Ow! Jesus! 388 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:03,440 Todd and I are intellectually on the same level, everybody. 389 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,703 -No, we are not! -Oh, am I next? 390 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,923 I'm Joshathon, by the way. 391 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,751 I know your name, Joshathon. 392 00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:12,449 I've had you for a few years now. 393 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,755 Joshathon? 394 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:16,018 Okay, Todd. [chuckles] Are we done here? 395 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,585 [whispers]: Try my way. 396 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:20,109 Back in the old days, 397 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:23,460 white people took this land from Native people, 398 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,462 and they, uh... 399 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,247 [whispering]: The slaves! 400 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,465 Stop it, Rushy! 401 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,424 [inhales] White people 402 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,426 had slaves build our house. 403 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:33,688 Maybe. [whimpers] 404 00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,472 Todd, I'm disappointed. 405 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,865 That's an "F." 406 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,565 [grunting] 407 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,785 There! Now that I've reinforced 408 00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:46,570 the base, I can safely remove this blight. 409 00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,485 GWEN: Hello up there! 410 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,096 [bird caws] 411 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,227 Need help? 412 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,273 No, we get to not pay our property tax 413 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,710 if we make this place a historic landmark. 414 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:58,495 So I'm doing just, you know, repairs on it. 415 00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,454 Got to love loopholes! 416 00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,456 Oh. Okay. 417 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,327 Look, about the taxes-- 418 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,460 Look out, diversity! 419 00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:09,115 This street is 420 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:11,943 absolutely important for our Historic Walk. 421 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,381 Because this is where all the rich white people 422 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:17,862 used to live, you know, back before white flight, 423 00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,387 and red-lining, and gerrymandering, 424 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,476 and horrid misuse of taxes. 425 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:25,131 Well, I don't exactly agree 426 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:28,656 with your accusations, Ms. Gonzalez. 427 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,701 I was just trying to help you, bro. 428 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,660 Stop saying that! Your help is 429 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,618 always a hollow gesture. 430 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:35,837 [wind blowing] 431 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,057 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, aah! 432 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,495 [muffled shouting] 433 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,888 [gasps] 434 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:49,546 What in the name of sweet Black Je-- 435 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,896 [stammers] Oh, hell no! 436 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,942 What the fuck, Debbie?! 437 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,597 -Debbie? -Tomatoes, my fucking ass. 438 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,642 There goes the neighborhood. 439 00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,166 No shit, Shauna. 440 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:03,299 Uh, I don't know why people are so surprised by this. 441 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,909 [dog barking, whimpering] 442 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:07,173 -[cats meowing] -Huh? 443 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:12,047 -[gasps] -Ooh, rad, a ghost! 444 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,745 Oh, my God, a load-bearing monument! 445 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,791 That's why my model kept collapsing. 446 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,881 I didn't know our house was stabilized on racism. 447 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,666 Nope, not touching this one. Not me. Nope. 448 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,190 -Sorry. -Good idea, Doc. 449 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,279 [car horn honking] 450 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,063 [tires screech] 451 00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:33,199 Hey, everybody. 452 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,462 What's up? [gasps] 453 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,899 Oh, my God. 454 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,466 Aah! 455 00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:48,344 Freddie! Get out here! 456 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:49,737 Now! 457 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,391 Sheet boogers, sheet boogers. 458 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,001 Sheet boogers, sheet boogers, sheet boogers, 459 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,568 sheet boogers, sheet boogers. 460 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,309 All right, class dismissed, kids. 461 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,485 Head back to your homes, get some sleep. 462 00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:02,053 Uh, we'll have a lot to discuss tomorrow. 463 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,491 [gasps, groans] 464 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,754 -[back cracking] -[grunting] 465 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,322 It's go time. 466 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,628 [grunts] 467 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,631 [exhales, grunts] 468 00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:20,463 Okay, everybody, here! 469 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,813 I've printed out my tweets and Insta-posts 470 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,641 to prove to you all that I am an ally 471 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,208 and this isn't on purpose. 472 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,428 You don't have to read all 20 pages, but... 473 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,212 Just explain this shit, Freddie. 474 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,040 Oh, my brothers and sisters... 475 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,563 Do not say that. 476 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,479 My friends, I plan to burn the house down 477 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,482 in the name of equality and solidarity, 478 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:43,486 so you will all know that we hate racism! 479 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:45,923 [chuckles] 480 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:48,143 The best Mother's Day gifts are 481 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,710 the ones you get yourself. 482 00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:52,756 Watch me burn down the Harper House! 483 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,628 Freddie, stop making this all about you. 484 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,064 That idea is bad help. 485 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,675 It ain't nothing but a hollow gesture, man. 486 00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,503 Oh, I get it. 487 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,201 I see it. Okay. Cool. 488 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,465 We all knew your Aunt Maggie was a sick ol' twisted bigot. 489 00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,511 And we wondered if y'all were, too, when you moved in, 490 00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:11,514 until you started proving otherwise. 491 00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,560 [grunting, laughing] 492 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,779 Yeah. 493 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:18,347 Who wants some of this? Who wants some of this? 494 00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:20,306 Wait, hold on, I-I'm confused. 495 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,046 What-what am I supposed to do? 496 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:25,528 I mean, how do I be a good ally but not make it about me? 497 00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:27,878 Why is it always the Black man's job 498 00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:30,272 to teach white folks how to be good neighbors? 499 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:34,276 Okay, first, do not burn down your house. 500 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,670 That's just some performative bullshit. 501 00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,933 Second, get the city or somebody 502 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,805 to take that disgusting thing off the roof. 503 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,633 Then you stay here. 504 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,592 You keep buying books at our store, 505 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,376 and food from the Dangs. 506 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,291 And we all keep hanging out. 507 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,597 Maybe. 508 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,512 And fucking pay your taxes! 509 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,078 Don't look for loopholes. 510 00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:57,560 Taxes really help struggling neighborhoods like ours. 511 00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,997 Okay. Okay. Yeah, I get it, I get it. 512 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,565 But, I mean, you guys aren't mad? 513 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,306 We are definitely mad. 514 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,916 But not like you assumed. 515 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,267 Honestly, this monument is just one outfit away 516 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,573 from the ones still everywhere in broad daylight. 517 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,401 Speaking of daylight, 518 00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:15,709 in the sunlight, is that white part actually, uh... 519 00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:18,712 Diamond. That's solid diamond. 520 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:21,105 -Did you say diamond?! -[gasps] 521 00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:22,933 We can break it up and put the money 522 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,326 back into this community! 523 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,285 Yes! We will! 524 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:27,416 I got to tell Debbie! 525 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:30,158 Hold on to your tits. 526 00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,218 Oh, cool. 527 00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:49,525 More diamonds. 528 00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:52,136 [all groaning] 529 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,790 Oh, well. 530 00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:56,097 [grunting] 531 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:00,275 Hey, friends. 532 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,233 [stammers] We barbecuing again? 533 00:22:02,277 --> 00:22:03,409 What's up? 534 00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:06,325 Hey, where's everybody going? What... 535 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,805 Uh, hmm... did they see it or something? 536 00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:10,372 Yeah, yeah. But, you know, it turns out 537 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,592 to be more about taxes, you know. [chuckles] 538 00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,376 Hey, thanks for the tips, guys! 539 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,769 All right! 540 00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,423 GBENGE: Uh-huh. 541 00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,947 See that wave? Yeah, we're all good. 542 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:22,166 [stammers] What am I missing here? 543 00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,429 I saved the day. 544 00:22:23,472 --> 00:22:25,082 I cleaned the racism off the house. 545 00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:27,911 Yeah, I think it's gonna be a daily clean-up process for us. 546 00:22:27,955 --> 00:22:31,872 See, Ollie. You and Dad both gave bad help today. 547 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,961 Duh. I saw. I get it. 548 00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:37,007 Dad's idea to burn down the house for the neighbors was... 549 00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:38,400 Bad help. I got it. 550 00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:40,141 You said it 20 times in 22 minutes. 551 00:22:40,184 --> 00:22:42,448 You were going to burn down our house? 552 00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:45,015 -Freddie? -Yeah, it was a hollow gesture. 553 00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:46,756 Yeah, we all really get that now, Todd. 554 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,671 So do you think the neighbors hate us? 555 00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:50,020 They're not happy. 556 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:51,631 Do you think we can stay here 557 00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:53,110 and smooth things over? 558 00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:54,460 Ooh, maybe. 559 00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:56,897 So it's a cliffhanger. Is it a cliffhanger? 560 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:59,465 Do you feel like we're hanging off a cliff? 561 00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:01,728 Ollie, no. What happened here 562 00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:03,338 was enough, don't you think? 563 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,819 Look, tomorrow we wake up and stumble through 564 00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:08,735 some other new, big problems, I'm sure, and... 565 00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:11,172 Do you think we'll be okay? 566 00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:13,435 BOTH: Yes. 567 00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:17,961 Do you think we should watch that 568 00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:19,572 To Thrill a Mockingbird tonight? 569 00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:22,444 OTHERS: No! 570 00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:24,098 DEBBIE: Shit! 571 00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:09,143 Chirp.