1 00:00:05,353 --> 00:00:07,703 ♪ 2 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:37,167 ♪ 3 00:00:46,742 --> 00:00:48,744 [cheering and applause] 4 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,356 Welcome back. I'm Kelley Frakes. 5 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,359 Mayor of River Creek. [laughs] 6 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:59,189 Now I've been speaking today to local bookstore owners 7 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:01,061 Katrina and... 8 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:03,150 Gbenge. The G is silent. 9 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:05,630 That's a very tough name for me. 10 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:07,023 Okay, I-I'm here to help you. 11 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,329 Just say, "Bang." 12 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:09,852 Bang... 13 00:01:09,895 --> 00:01:11,549 "Guh. Gbenge." 14 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:14,291 Ben Bradley. Great to have you. 15 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:15,988 Not even trying. 16 00:01:16,032 --> 00:01:18,948 We'd love for you to stop by and put some money 17 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,689 back into the north side economy. 18 00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:23,213 I give money to the organizations 19 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:26,042 that benefit both sides of town. 20 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,828 Like the River Creek Irish Heritage Foundation. 21 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:32,831 Listen, Mayor, we all know the south side is the rich side... 22 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:35,138 Uh, what my husband means is, 23 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:38,098 you could actually help the north side if you... 24 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:39,925 River Creek. 25 00:01:39,969 --> 00:01:42,754 This weekend the Industrial Furnishing Convention 26 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:46,236 is coming to our little town. 27 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,152 It's a chance for our industrial furnishing businesses 28 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:51,415 to score major clients 29 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:54,157 like hotel chains, fast food chains 30 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:56,203 or prisons. 31 00:01:57,204 --> 00:02:00,163 Y'all can thank me at the polls, River Creek. 32 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:02,383 God bless. 33 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:05,125 I-I'm trying to drive here, Debbie. 34 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:07,127 I got to get my Dad to showcase 35 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:09,651 some of my awning innovations at that convention. 36 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:11,827 I know if Daddie just gave me a shot, 37 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,568 I could make us all rich. 38 00:02:13,611 --> 00:02:16,179 But Daddie Dan hates your ideas. 39 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:18,790 No, no, no. I just got to talk to him at this barbecue 40 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:20,662 without your Aunt Brenna around. 41 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:23,621 She always wants to undermine me, and I don't know why. 42 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:25,188 She's bored so she messes with you. 43 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:27,059 Yep. She's your opposite. 44 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:29,105 All subtext. You're all text. 45 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,194 Same as how Roy is my opposite 46 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:33,849 in our unspoken competition for best son-in-law. 47 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:40,638 [chittering] 48 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:48,907 Well, Debbie. Yes. 49 00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:51,562 Daddie usually goes to the I.F. Con 50 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:54,522 as the face of the family's awning store, but... 51 00:02:54,565 --> 00:02:56,828 Daddie Dan lost his voice 52 00:02:56,872 --> 00:02:58,787 from yelling and yelling, 53 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:00,702 five Crowns in, 54 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:03,183 with all his golfing buddies. 55 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:05,881 So I got to talk for him. 56 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:10,973 Then I'll go in his place! 57 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,629 Oh, come on. 58 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:17,240 I got ideas of how to grow this business. 59 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,111 Plus, wait for it, 60 00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:21,505 I got Town Cloud, 61 00:03:21,549 --> 00:03:23,115 which is a citywide awning 62 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:25,248 that all buildings in a town will share. 63 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,510 Ha! 64 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:27,772 No? Yeah, uh, that's okay. 65 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:29,165 I can keep Town Cloud to myself. 66 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,080 But, listen, Daddie, 67 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:33,909 I promise I won't let you down. 68 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:37,347 This weekend I, I will even work my way 69 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:39,480 through the small halls all the way up 70 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:42,526 to do a presentation in the fabled Hall C. 71 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:44,398 You know what? 72 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,835 She might just be able to pull this off, 73 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:48,271 Daddie. 74 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:50,360 Whoa. Brenna! 75 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:52,275 You are like Loki. 76 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:54,930 I never know why you're doing anything. 77 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:57,585 And almost always the good things you do do for me 78 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,282 are just tricks to make me-- 79 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:01,980 the Thor in this scenario-- look foolish 80 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:03,765 in front of our wise, old, kind Daddie. 81 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:05,593 Anybody else see our relationship this way? 82 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:07,986 See, that crap right there. 83 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:10,337 What? There should be some representation 84 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:12,339 at the Con for Daddie's company. 85 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:14,166 [crunch] 86 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:15,472 You can have a bite if you want one. 87 00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:16,952 No, thanks, Roy. I'm waiting 88 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:18,997 for the barbecue like a gentleman. 89 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:21,522 [snarling] 90 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:26,614 [grunting] 91 00:04:26,657 --> 00:04:28,529 Hey, Ollie, is this the best you can do? 92 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:32,054 [sighs] My skills may be adrenaline-based. 93 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:33,490 I suck at practice. 94 00:04:33,534 --> 00:04:36,188 And golden boy Roy is your coach? 95 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:37,886 Yeah. The south side doesn't have a soccer team 96 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:39,757 'cause the rich kids all do virtual sports. 97 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,324 And the rec center is named after him, 98 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:42,630 due to his career in the NBA. 99 00:04:42,673 --> 00:04:44,022 Ah, short-lived. 100 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:45,850 You got to say "short-lived career in the NBA." 101 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:48,331 In his first season in the pros, he got injured, 102 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:49,941 so he sucks in my book. 103 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:51,247 [knocking] 104 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:54,294 Hi, on behalf 105 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:56,034 of the Irish Heritage Foundation, 106 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:57,993 I'm selling coupon pages 107 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:00,212 for spectacular bargains and free shit 108 00:05:00,256 --> 00:05:02,345 at all the major fast food brands. 109 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:05,305 The Irish Heritage Foundation? 110 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:06,871 Yeah, it's an organization in town 111 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:08,351 that supports local charities. 112 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:09,918 The coupon page is $20, 113 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:11,398 but it pays for itself. 114 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:13,356 Oh, uh, well, you know, I-I don't know 115 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,966 if I have any cash, really. 116 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:17,186 Come on, man. You're white. 117 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:20,363 Are you saying that you don't have money for a girl like me? 118 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,757 Oh, God, okay, l-l-look, you're right, you're-you're right. 119 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,628 You know what, I'm dumb. So dumb! 120 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:27,370 [chuckles] One sec. Okay, look, here's 20 bucks. 121 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:30,155 Thanks, mister. Say hello to your kids for me. 122 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:32,288 What did Shauna want? 123 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,463 Ah, nothing. She just sold me 124 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:35,030 some coupons for 20 bucks. 125 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:36,814 20 bucks? Aw! 126 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,686 You never bought my Girl Scout Cookies 127 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:40,165 back before I got kicked out of Girl Scouts 128 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:41,471 for eating all my cookies. 129 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:43,647 Listen, I couldn't say no, okay? 130 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:45,040 I'm pretty sure she just took advantage 131 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,781 of your white guilt, Dad. 132 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:50,567 Todd, Dad's life's dream is to have Black friends 133 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:53,135 and to have all Black people like him. 134 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:55,790 Then why didn't we see any Black people in real life 135 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,444 until we moved to the north side? 136 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:58,793 I mean, isn't that a bit racist? 137 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:02,187 No, see... [chuckles] no, no, no. 138 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:04,059 That's Shauna Bradley. 139 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:06,278 I mean, I'm smart, but she's cunning. 140 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:07,715 And resourceful. 141 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:09,456 All the teachers are scared of her at school. 142 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:10,761 She's got 'em all where she wants 'em. 143 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,720 Whatever, she's just a kid. 144 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:17,420 ♪ 145 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,212 Brenna! 146 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:28,692 Why are you here?! 147 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:30,215 You don't even work for Daddie! 148 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:31,434 This is my thing. 149 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,218 Hello to you, too. 150 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:35,351 Daddie wanted me to come 151 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,527 just for support. 152 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:38,876 Oh, hon. 153 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,922 Let's loosen this look up a little. 154 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:42,967 [groans] Get off, get off, get off, get off! 155 00:06:43,011 --> 00:06:46,014 Come on, just bust out those Buenos Dairies. 156 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:47,058 Not here. 157 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:49,365 'Cause of your Areola Grandes? 158 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,585 Ha. No! 159 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:53,195 Not really. 160 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:54,849 What are you saying? Are they big? 161 00:06:54,892 --> 00:06:57,417 Now, look. 162 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,462 Wow. 163 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:02,160 Yes. Okay, fine, you did good. 164 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:04,989 To be fair, I'm hot raw material, so don't get cocky. 165 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:07,470 Oh, what's going on here 166 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:09,646 with this neat thing, little missy? 167 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:12,562 Um, it's called innovation, bud. 168 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:15,217 And I ain't your little anything, okay? 169 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:16,566 All right. 170 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:19,439 Debbie, you probably won't accept this, 171 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,919 but men want women 172 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:24,531 to be... a certain way. 173 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:25,880 You're right. 174 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,577 I don't accept that. 175 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:29,666 Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. 176 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:33,235 Such integrity, such integrity. 177 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:36,151 Such integrity will keep you from selling your ideas 178 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:39,241 and will keep you from keeping your promise to Daddie. 179 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:40,982 All right? 180 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:44,072 [groans, mutters] 181 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:46,466 All right... go on, hurry up. 182 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,206 Small adjustments. 183 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:51,079 One little technique mainly. 184 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:52,776 Baby talk. 185 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,735 Ha! Fuck no. 186 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:57,346 Girl, aren't you smart enough to act dumb? 187 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:59,522 Here, watch that gal 188 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:02,917 from Awn Point sell awnings. 189 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,832 [giggles] 190 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,529 Aw, thanks. 191 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:10,141 I was hoping a nice man would compliment my figure. 192 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:14,711 FREDDIE: Remember, kids. 193 00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:15,973 To celebrate your first practice, 194 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,627 all this is on Freddie. 195 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:18,802 KIDS: Yay! 196 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:20,891 How about, um, 197 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:23,285 yeah, I'll take a 16-piece family meal 198 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:25,200 and a small Diet Coke, 199 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:28,508 and three dozen honeys. 200 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:31,772 Well, fast food is killing the planet, 201 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:35,297 but... butterfly shrimp surf and turf tackle box combo, 202 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:36,646 heavy turf. 203 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:39,214 Oh, I want the prawns, Prawn-ald McDonald. 204 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,608 Man, I'll get whatever the chef recommends. 205 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:43,348 Wait, a sandwich meal! 206 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:45,350 I'll have a five-piece extra-spicy to-go 207 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:46,961 with this here turkey sammy. 208 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:48,310 Hey, thanks, Freddie, for paying for everyone. 209 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:50,573 Ah, Roy, don't mention it. 210 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,357 So, I-I want to use these, uh, coupons 211 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:53,794 to pay for this massive order. 212 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,404 Sir... 213 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,580 those coupons are a proven scam. 214 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,321 Hiss! No, it isn't! 215 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,149 No... [stammers] you're a racist 216 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:02,716 for saying that, even! 217 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,587 Oh, well, a boom, boom, boom, Freddie, what's going on? 218 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:06,284 Hey, I know you. You're Roy Livingston. 219 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,896 You're a pro. [laughs] Oh, yeah. 220 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:10,245 Your dude here is trying to pay 221 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:12,160 for this massive order with scam coupons. 222 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:13,204 Hush! [stammers] 223 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:15,206 No, these are not a scam. 224 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,775 Okay, look, a cute little Black girl sold these to me, okay? 225 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:21,082 So, yeah, I don't feel very comfortable 226 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,388 thinking that's even possible, okay? 227 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:25,608 Oh, hey, listen, little Freddie, I can pay, man. 228 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:28,045 I'm still pretty rich from my stint in the pros. 229 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:30,178 Short-lived, injury boy. 230 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:32,136 [scoffs] I got it. 231 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,187 [exhales, grunts] 232 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,449 [clears throat] 233 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:43,147 So, uh, yeah. Traditional awnings suck. 234 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,197 My designs provide shade on your target area 235 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,591 for 96% of the day 236 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,810 because they self-adjust to follow the sun 237 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,595 across the sky, right?! 238 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,727 And they're solar-powered. So win-win. 239 00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,163 What's the second win? 240 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:01,426 You get it. You! Hey, you! 241 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,863 You get it. Say you get it. 242 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,865 [groans] Get what, lady? 243 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,562 Your tone is so unlikable, 244 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,172 I can't pay attention. 245 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,827 [men muttering] 246 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,308 Jesus, you're like Shrek out there. 247 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:15,397 All mean and gross. 248 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,139 Those fucks are trying to rile me. 249 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:20,532 Just try to act cute, a little. 250 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,230 Come on. 251 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,927 Be little Debbie. 252 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:26,626 Fucking Loki. 253 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,412 [clears throat] Well, the... 254 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:33,110 sun is a big meanie. 255 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:36,244 [chuckles] And my silly ideas 256 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:40,204 are a cute way to not sunburn my cheeks. 257 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,684 -[men gasp] -[laughs] No. 258 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,512 These cheeks. 259 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:44,948 [sighs] 260 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,863 -Aha! -Now I get it. 261 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,430 How smart. 262 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,562 I see, I see. 263 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:53,478 Traditional awnings arebad. 264 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:56,438 [indistinct chatter, clamoring] 265 00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,396 Oh, fuck. 266 00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:07,841 Ah! 267 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:10,582 We got five sales off that baby talk shit. 268 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:13,411 You know, Mama was the master at it. 269 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,718 She used to do all the pitching for Daddie. 270 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,720 She was a beauty queen. 271 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,941 She knew how to sell anything to men. 272 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:23,508 Well, yep, like, like they say, 273 00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:25,728 Mama was a goddamn special woman. 274 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,338 Yeah. 275 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,906 She told me once, when buying my first bra, 276 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:33,693 that "men do not respect your femininity 277 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,957 unless you are manipulating them with it." 278 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,046 Mom died before I got boobs. 279 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:42,092 And Dad took me to buy my first bra, so I guess 280 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,877 I missed that terrible tip. 281 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,314 Listen, lady. I'm the awning darling at this Con! 282 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,708 -So back off! -What? What? 283 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,319 I will not back off, I'll front on. 284 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,973 That doesn't make sense. 285 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,801 And you're going down. 286 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:59,153 You gonna let that cheap tramp take what's yours? 287 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,720 [laughs]: No! 288 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:03,505 -What is she taking? -Uh, all the sales! 289 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,725 You should outsell Awn Point this year. 290 00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:08,031 That would blow Daddie's mind. 291 00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:09,903 I do want to impress him, Brenna. 292 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,166 And I do want to sell my ideas. 293 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,255 They could hit big 294 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,605 if we got a big buy from a big chain, imagine it! 295 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:19,913 I mean, ha, my innovations speak for themselves. 296 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,741 Well, they haven't yet. 297 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,438 But they'll sell. 298 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,832 You just got to be open to playing this game. 299 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:28,095 Mama's style. 300 00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,795 Look, here's Shauna's Facebook. 301 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:35,058 Okay, so maybe... 302 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,843 she did trick me. 303 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,540 Oh, right. 304 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,064 She's Gbenge and Katrina's kid. 305 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,023 Oh, man, those people rule. 306 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,503 Shit! How-- what can I do here to get justice 307 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,331 without looking like a racist? 308 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,029 Maybe stop worrying about how you look 309 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,813 and worry about what you do. 310 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,860 No, no, no, no, no, no. That's insane talk. 311 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,997 We are gonna go from Hall Zero 312 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,608 to Hall C, so... 313 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:06,002 seem a little more vulnerable. 314 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,830 [cheering, applause] 315 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,614 [laughing]: I'm tired. 316 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,573 So, um... 317 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,401 what is an awning anyway? 318 00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:14,532 [laughs] 319 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,012 [cheering, clamoring] 320 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,753 [growling] 321 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,407 I'm no expert, 322 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,843 but... do I look 323 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,411 pretty under this big, strong awning? 324 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,239 [cheering, clamoring] 325 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,545 Oh, yeah? [whoops] 326 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,243 Oh, wow. 327 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,027 Oh, okay. 328 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,986 She's good. 329 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,902 Um... [giggles] 330 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,033 Oh, let me think. 331 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,426 I'll try anyway, right? 332 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,993 You guys are so smart! 333 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,951 Do you think the sun moves? 334 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,388 [cheering, clamoring] 335 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:47,174 Tell me what you think about awnings. 336 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,524 -Pwease? -[cheering, clamoring] 337 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,047 Hey, are we going too far with all this? 338 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,310 Oh, no, we got some real 339 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,964 big potential clients out there. 340 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:57,401 Holiday Inn. Hampton Inn... 341 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,839 Steven Tyler. 342 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,362 This is what you have to do 343 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,059 to get your ideas out there, Debbie. 344 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,714 Yeah. All right. [whooping] 345 00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,759 Let's do it. 346 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:08,935 [cheering, clamoring] 347 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,893 Yeah, that's nice! 348 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,416 Hi, boys! 349 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,679 You ready to talk about awnings? 350 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,725 [giggles] 351 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:23,253 Lil' Deb has outsold Awn Point this year. 352 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,603 She's cuter than their girl. 353 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,562 And, and, and tell him I'm going to present awnings 354 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:30,130 in Hall C-- I did it, Daddie! 355 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,137 [gasps, sighs] 356 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,008 ♪ 357 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,750 FREDDIE: So what do you think I should do 358 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,621 -about the whole Shauna thing? -Babe, 359 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,537 this girl sees you are a sweet and caring man 360 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,539 who doesn't want to hurt anyone, 361 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,280 and she's manipulating that situation. 362 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,629 So confront her. 363 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,718 Ooh, you think I'm sweet, huh? 364 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,590 -[Debbie grunts] -[Freddie purrs] 365 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,288 I do, babe. 366 00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,421 So tell me. Tell me straight. 367 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,337 Am I selling out who I am by acting young and sexy 368 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:06,340 -to sell my ideas? -Hey, it's not selling out, babe, 369 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,951 it's buying in-- you're getting your ideas out there. 370 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,388 -It works. -Do you like me better 371 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:12,912 [baby talk]: when I talk like this? 372 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,739 And act like this? 373 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,003 -Huh? -Ugh, God! 374 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,353 Don't, don't you ever bring that into our bedroom, babe. 375 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,964 That's gross and sick! [hisses, grunts] 376 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,792 Wha...? Freddie, wait, what?! 377 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:26,751 Sorry, look, babe, I-I'm all for you using that stuff to sell. 378 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,753 But I like women, not girls. 379 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,799 Just like Prince taught me. 380 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:38,067 [chuckles] 381 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,373 [indistinct chatter] 382 00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,027 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 383 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,377 Hall C, yes! Let's do this! 384 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,554 Brenna, a Shirley Temple dress? 385 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:47,990 God! 386 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,600 It's Hall C. 387 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,298 You promised Daddie. 388 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:54,301 I don't know, man, this is... 389 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,998 gross. 390 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,391 It is. 391 00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:00,002 But this is the last one. 392 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,178 And guess who's here. 393 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,137 McDonald's. 394 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,052 What? Mc-fucking-Donald's? 395 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,619 Yeah, but McDonald's 396 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,752 is all about youth markets. 397 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:14,060 Come on, you could earn so much more for Daddie's company. 398 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,453 And he'll be so proud of you, 399 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:18,020 as he was for our mama. 400 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,761 Don't throw it all away 401 00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,545 after you came this far 402 00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,156 selling your ideas, 403 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,548 doing all this stuff 404 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:25,810 you felt wrong about. 405 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:28,248 Just do this last one, 406 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,206 and you're done. 407 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,993 Hey, yeah, it's nice they named this place after me, but 408 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,256 why "memorial"? I-I didn't die. 409 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,823 Well, with your injury, you kind of did. 410 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,915 Hey there, Shauna. 411 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,526 Irish Heritage, huh? 412 00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,571 They sponsor us. I'm the coach. 413 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,486 Wow. Imagine that. 414 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,446 So, listen, uh, Shauna, I don't want to say it, 415 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,230 but the businesses around town 416 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,579 have got it into their dumb heads 417 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:58,626 that, well, that your coupon page is... 418 00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:01,411 a scam. So, here. 419 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:05,154 Look, you sold me that scam coupon page. 420 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,634 And you still have my money. 421 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,679 All right, so how about we bet 422 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,507 on the first half of this game. 423 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,292 I say your team beats mine. 424 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,642 'Cause we suck. 425 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,993 Pass it over here, man! Pa... 426 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,343 You're-you're not, you're not passing it, you got to... 427 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,344 Dude, you got to pass it. 428 00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,085 My best is bad. 429 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:26,480 So to get my 20 back, you want me to bet on which team... 430 00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:29,439 will lose? You think your team will lose, 431 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,485 -I bet Ollie's will? -Yep. 432 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,748 But double or nothing. 433 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,490 -And just for the first half. -Done. 434 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,579 -[whistle blows] -[grunting] 435 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,717 -[gasps] -[whistle blows] 436 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,632 J.K.R.P.T.O. 437 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,982 Just keep running plays through Ollie. I knew you'd be great. 438 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:53,246 I guess my adrenaline kicked in. 439 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,552 Great, great. Yeah, all right, go team. 440 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,902 Look, hey, baby, uh, pace yourself, okay? 441 00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,209 Isn't that enough for you for the first half? 442 00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,472 Fuck no! 443 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,084 [grunts] 444 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,870 -[whistle blows] -That's halftime. 445 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,920 Ollie, kids, uh, c-can you guys excuse 446 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,618 me and Shauna for a second? 447 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,968 -How'd you know she'd be good? -Come on, what? 448 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:22,144 You got no faith in your kids? 449 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,929 Oh, okay, well, let's bet again. 450 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,844 Huh? For the second half. 451 00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,977 This time I bet we beat you. 452 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,022 You're on. 453 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,894 Okay, Ollie, leave it all on the field, okay? 454 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,200 Get all the minutes. 455 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,810 Just do what you did in the first half, okay? 456 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:38,291 -No. I'm out. -Why?! What? Why? 457 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,510 I'm boycotting playing because bees 458 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,077 are getting stepped on out there. 459 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,905 [whistle blows] All right, team, go have fun! 460 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,385 Make Ollie play, Roy. 461 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,169 No can do. Totally respect her 462 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,910 compassionate point about the bees. 463 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,747 You told her about the bees, didn't you? 464 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,228 You put that together, or did you need 465 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,143 one of these children to tell you? 466 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,797 Don't push it, you little shark. 467 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,845 When the hot, hot sunny sun 468 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,413 tippy-toes across the sky, 469 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:16,807 Mr. Regular Awning will cast shade over here 470 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,288 [gasps] Oh, no! 471 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,550 [giggles] 472 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,683 Mr. Awning should be able 473 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,946 to scoot over there, too, 474 00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:28,515 to block that hot, hot sun! 475 00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,908 -Right, boys? -[cheering, clamoring] 476 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,521 [whimpering] 477 00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:38,133 -[grunts] -[cheering, clamoring] 478 00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:42,181 Oh, she is so helpless. 479 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,008 I'm-I'm-- I've got to be in. 480 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,973 Okay, listen. 481 00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:55,890 Guys, my designs put shade on your target area 482 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,762 for 96% of the day. 483 00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:01,287 What happened? I literally can't hear her. 484 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,463 Is something wrong with the mic? 485 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,421 I can't hear a word she's saying, 486 00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,989 but her body language is so off-putting, man. 487 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,686 I'm out. 488 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,167 Hey! Listen, you fuckers! 489 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,822 You were in on this idea a second ago! 490 00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:17,259 I humiliated myself all weekend 491 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,826 to get these sales! [stammers] 492 00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,697 Where do you think you're going, buddy? 493 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,612 -[indistinct chatter] -A waste of time. 494 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:23,657 Just a waste of my time. 495 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,275 [baby voice]: Don't you just wuv this awning? 496 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,277 I have a master's degwee. 497 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,626 [slurping bottle] 498 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,889 [cheering, clamoring] 499 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,369 Don't start. 500 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:43,111 A Manhattan, please, hon. [chuckles] 501 00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:44,678 I just got to know, was all this 502 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,636 more of your Loki and Thor shit? 503 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,682 Did you know it would be more fun for you 504 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,988 to watch me crash and burn on the biggest stage? 505 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:54,470 [gasps] I'm not that conniving. 506 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,385 Am I? [chuckles] 507 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,648 Yes, you are. 508 00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,694 Well, listen. 509 00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:03,523 Your ideas are great. 510 00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:06,395 But leave the pitching to Daddie. 511 00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,267 You think my ideas are great? 512 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,660 [chuckles] Well... 513 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,836 -cheers! -Oh, no. 514 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,490 This one's for you, too. 515 00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,014 I've already had my four ounces of wine today. 516 00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,060 Later, sis. 517 00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:29,723 Hey, man, look, I-I gave Shauna 20 bucks. I need it back. 518 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,768 [stammers] What are you talking about? 519 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:34,597 Look, she-she sold me some coupons for fast food and... 520 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,207 [stammers] I can't believe it's true, 521 00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:39,646 because Shauna's so cool and everything, but... 522 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,865 turns out, they're a scam. 523 00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:43,867 How do you know it's a scam? 524 00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:45,565 Did you go to the right ones? 525 00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:46,740 Uh, come again? 526 00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:49,395 You got to go to the right franchises. 527 00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:50,787 That's what she told me. 528 00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:53,050 I've got three of those coupon pages 529 00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:54,922 I have been waiting to cash in... 530 00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:57,054 Oh, wait. Wait. 531 00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:59,100 Uh, oh-oh, shit! 532 00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:02,712 She got you and me both on this one. 533 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,540 Goddamn it! 534 00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,716 H-Hold on one second. 535 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,762 [bottle caps pop] 536 00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:14,245 You know, I've always wondered how this would feel. 537 00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:16,944 A guy like me fitting in with a guy like you. 538 00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:19,250 Shit. Just two dads, 539 00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:21,252 drinking some Buds, talking. 540 00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:22,906 Oh, man! 541 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:25,039 So, uh, you know this... 542 00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:27,084 Irish Heritage Foundation? 543 00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:29,435 Yeah. That's the favorite charity or whatever 544 00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:32,525 of Kelley Frakes and all sorts of rich white people, right? 545 00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:35,354 No, man. That is just Shauna. 546 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,008 She set it up knowing white folks would give money to it. 547 00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:40,184 She uses it to fund her soccer team. 548 00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:43,144 And she funnels money to her school through it. 549 00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:44,624 Oh, she's good. She's real good. 550 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,016 I didn't even see the header 551 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:47,235 when I bought these coupons from her. 552 00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:50,412 [chuckles] Wow, she's like a Robin Hood. 553 00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:52,240 That's so cool, man. 554 00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:54,373 Now, d-do you mind if I get, like, a selfie here, 555 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:57,071 or is that-that cool...? 556 00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:03,164 [laughs] 557 00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:09,562 I couldn't do the baby talk thing, either. 558 00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:12,260 I did do it a long time ago, but I gave it up. 559 00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:14,784 And now I'm the head 560 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:17,221 of the Jolly Night Inn hotel chain. 561 00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:19,049 Yeah? No shit? 562 00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:21,443 No shit, listen. 563 00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:24,272 [whispers]: I am Shirley Temple. 564 00:23:24,315 --> 00:23:27,710 But... Shirley Temple died. 565 00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:30,539 That's what I wanted the world to believe. 566 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:34,456 I had to maintain that cutesy baby persona 567 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,458 throughout my career as a movie star, 568 00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:39,635 then as a diplomat and as an ambassador. 569 00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:42,116 That's why I decided to fake my own death 570 00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:44,945 and become a powerful businesswoman in my old age. 571 00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,686 You know, 572 00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:49,602 you're a very smart gal. 573 00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:53,214 Seriously. I heard about the self-adjusting awnings. 574 00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:55,259 I'm intrigued. 575 00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:57,305 Really? Okay. 576 00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,829 Let me tell you about a little something called 577 00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:02,353 Town Cloud. 578 00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:04,704 Yeah, it's a huge, shared awning 579 00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:07,576 that an entire town can share so that we block out 580 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,796 that bastard sun, but at the same time, 581 00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:12,581 we exploit all its power with solar panels. 582 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:15,236 So, like, if you're, like, if you're the sun. No, you stand... 583 00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:16,933 -Wait, where are you going? -You know what, forget it. 584 00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:18,718 Good luck out there, Debbie. 585 00:24:18,761 --> 00:24:20,459 And forget we ever met. 586 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,243 Shirley Temple's dead. 587 00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:28,118 Goddamn it. 588 00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:30,469 World ain't ready for me. 589 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:38,477 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 590 00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:10,204 Chirp.