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(前情提要)

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今天發生了一件事...

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天啊,他們中槍了

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是葛蘭,他還活著

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- 查克?
- 他們射中我的脂肪

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大家可能都聽說
拍照現場的小小槍擊事件了

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但表演必須繼續

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讓我思考
我本來要向妳求婚,結果我退縮了

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洛妮跟羅芮塔成了朋友

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- 洛妮是誰?
- 她是我的假帳

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不會吧

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我希望餘生不論長短,都能跟妳一起度過

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杜登奧夫根本不在葡萄牙

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他一直在125街的雜貨店
兌現社會安全支票

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這是賽絲帕塔基的遺骨

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(S帕塔基,證物)

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肉知,那是我朋友

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這是她的左肩

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不對

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是啊,上面寫「左」

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不對,這個有保加利亞語的「左」

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這裡有兩個左肩?

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{\an8}他們辨識出另一個左肩了

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{\an8}(製作辦公室四號)

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它的主人是杜登奧夫

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杜登奧夫被謀殺了

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我們在製作辦公室
和你們的公寓裡裝了隱藏攝影機

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這是誰的攝影機?

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「我在看著你」

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我們在這棟大樓不安全

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紐約市

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這裡爛死了

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是個犯罪猖獗的地獄

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別跟我說什麼
「數據不能證明那點」的鬼話

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你被數據搶過嗎?

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- 快點
- 我們要去哪裡?

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離開這城市
凶手去過我們的公寓,還偷拍我們

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可見他也是個變態

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好了,帕南,振作點

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你得想出完美、饒富詩意的分手訊息

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我目前寫了「結束了」,兩個驚歎號

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再加上十個驚歎號

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你要跟羅芮塔分手?

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你是我看過最不擅長好好談戀愛的人

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梅寶,我獻上了我的靈魂
結果她說:「呃」

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所以長痛不如短痛,就讓我心痛吧

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開快一點

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我們根本不知道要去哪裡

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我們得找個藏身處,但不能去飯店

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因為信用卡會被追蹤

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那你在長島的妹妹呢?

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女兒的名字全是丹開頭那個

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我不能把凶手引到我妹妹家

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我以為她先生是警察

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- 喂?
- 哈爾德,聽我說

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別跟任何人說

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- 但以防我們「被消失」
- 好

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我們去帕俏,查爾斯妹妹的家了

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另外,你得去那間雜貨店
查出是誰在兌現

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- 杜登奧夫的支票
- 好

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還有,這個科技高手兼瘋子
可能在追蹤我們

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- 把手機關掉
- 你說得對

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再見,哈爾德

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奧利佛,把它關掉

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好啦

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毀滅性的訊息已送出

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好,朵琳,我們來了

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如果你渴望平和、安全

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一夜好眠,因為你知道心愛的她

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在超市不會被人一拳打在臉上

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那麼,朋友
在上帝的綠土上,只有一個郡適合你

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那就是蘇福克郡

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強島,寶貝

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當然,沒有地方是完美的

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我應該先提醒你們有關我妹的事

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我不喜歡這麼說自己的親人

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不過她有時候非常隨性

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也太嗆了吧

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看看是誰終於決定來過感恩節了

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可惜已經四月了

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進來吧

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《破案三人行》

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(紐約警局)

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(第四季,第七集)
(娃娃谷)

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我喜歡妳的娃娃

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{\an8}謝謝妳,大的娃娃現在很不好找

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{\an8}供應鏈的問題,但...

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{\an8}丹恩的婚禮過後,丹娜和丹妮爾

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{\an8}也去念德福瑞大學,我就開始收集它們

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{\an8}然後我最小的寶貝丹葛瑪...

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{\an8}她離家就為了傷我的心

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{\an8}看來妳用娃娃取代了小孩,是吧?

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{\an8}天啊

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{\an8}我從來沒想過那個關聯

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{\an8}你直覺真準

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{\an8}那比一個男人的身高重要多了

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{\an8}謝謝妳

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{\an8}我一直對你的長相很好奇

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{\an8}我從線上電台知道你的聲音

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但有時候我會把它放慢,加深你的低音

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然後再加速,你聽起來像隻小雞

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接著再放慢一次,然後加速

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然後放慢,然後再加速

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大麥可呢?有警察在比較好

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{\an8}我又把他趕出去了

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他現在住在車道上的船上

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他晚上太常去康康了

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我大概會後悔這麼問,但什麼是康康?

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屁股版的波霸餐廳

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果然沒錯

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這就是我嫁的人

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他是一隻豬,在一群女人的翹臀當中

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狂啃莫札瑞拉起司條

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總之,這樣你們更有空間

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殺人犯也不會來這裡找人

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因為他們知道你不會來看你妹

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你要做什麼?
對我造成另一個永久性的傷害?

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朵琳,拜託

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天啊,他真是敏感

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失陪了,我去幫你們拿乾淨的毛巾

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如果你們要過夜,就需要毛巾

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- 妳要一條還是兩條?
- 我...

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我想也是

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你是雙巾男,我看得出來,你會需要它的

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我要你乾乾爽爽的

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我好害怕

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好,查爾斯,請你講解一下
蘇福克郡版《八月心風暴》的劇情

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你們應該都猜到了吧

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朵琳三歲時,我推著她玩盪鞦韆

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我推得太大力,她飛出去

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導致她切除脾臟

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我不會說我猜得到那種事

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她知道我很內疚
所以很愛拿脾臟的事來羞辱我

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- 也許來這裡是個錯誤
- 不是

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這裡很安靜
我們能研究案子,希望也不會死

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這個美麗的娃娃是不是眼熟?

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辮子、白皙的肌膚、有對堅挺的...

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奧利佛,案子

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這樣吧,你們來處理

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因為我已經精疲力盡
而且才剛被傷透了心

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查爾斯?

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梅寶,我得擬定一個安全計畫

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我得讓這裡固若金湯

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然後讓執法機關對情況進行策略性評估

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你是指去車道的船上找屁股迷?

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對

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現在呢,你要兩條毛巾,拿去

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一條毛巾

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「康康,濕板凳之夜」

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長島,真有你的風格

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大麥可?

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{\an8}我是查爾斯

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{\an8}(駕船高手)

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我要跟你借工具箱

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我終於找到你們了
我留了好多留言給你們

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- 幸好哈爾德知道你們在哪裡
- 貝芙?

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聽著,這件事很嚴肅

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電影公司在問兄弟姊妹是不是凶手

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如果是,我得開除她們

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可能是,但我們無法證明的話
這個灰色地帶還有賣點

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是哪一個?說吧

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絕對不是她們,應該啦

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好,他說她們不是凶手,他就在這裡

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他似乎有六成把握

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聽起來很低?

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半杯瑪格麗特就足以讓妳
在《法貝爾曼》的首映露胸了

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貝芙,這裡是緊急藏身處

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妳得交出手機

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他確實看到她們了,莫妮卡

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他百分之百看到她們兩個

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什麼?天啊

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奧利佛,你在幹嘛?

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梅寶,現在別吵我

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我正忙著解開迫切的新謎團

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蘇格蘭威士忌的位置

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我只是想找個沒有一堆娃娃的地方做事

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- 天啊,那個娃娃音?
- 真令人發毛...

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那是貝芙梅倫嗎?

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哈爾德,真是的

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難道會有人清醒地在帕俏受難嗎?

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當然不會,找到了

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好,我再打給妳,再見

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貝芙,妳怎麼會來?

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我們都他媽死定了,所以我才會來

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我他媽的不知道

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什麼意思?發生什麼事?外面有人嗎?

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有那麼簡單就好了,梅寶

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電影公司正在討論停拍這部電影的事

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因為發生了這些災難

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我壓力很大,好嗎?
我得想辦法,壓力好大

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我他媽的要抓狂了,好嗎?

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而且我快餓死了,我好餓

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看起來好噁心,我需要有份量的東西

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我好像在車道的船上看到披薩餅皮
我馬上回來

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人生好難

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- 抱歉,我...
- 沒關係

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我只是想喝塔爾薩魚雷

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但我在這裡沒看到妳的西瓜利口酒

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我來幫你做一杯我的招牌調酒吧

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讓我看看你後面

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我就快拿到了

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有了

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我想你會喜歡的

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這幾乎全是伏特加跟果汁粉

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我叫它「汗女貝蒂」

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以我的好閨蜜命名的,她也叫貝蒂

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00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,510
剛好也是噴汗女王

208
00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:40,848
就這樣,現在加入果汁粉

209
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:44,226
把東西泡進去,會有很棒的去角質效果

210
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:48,230
一杯高級特調,獻給矮個兒大王

211
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好,敬貝蒂

212
00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:50,691
貝蒂是個婊子

213
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好吧

214
00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:56,530
是不是很好喝?

215
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,573
天啊,真是...

216
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,117
- 貝蒂,真是...
- 我知道

217
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:01,994
好

218
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:07,083
我注意到你好像有心事

219
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,376
是因為查爾斯嗎?

220
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:12,630
不是,通常是

221
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,424
但這次是因為分手

222
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:20,596
被我悲劇性的缺點毀掉的感情

223
00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:21,681
太英俊了?

224
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,266
除了那點,還有...

225
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:28,688
我太投入這段感情了

226
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:32,566
{\an8}(無線電?)

227
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:33,651
{\an8}(賽絲在洛杉磯的書桌)

228
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,826
演員們?你們來這裡做什麼?

229
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,411
哈爾德說你們會在這裡

230
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,913
人們不會向名人保密的

231
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,124
你們來這裡做什麼?

232
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,126
我在躲凶手

233
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:54,964
所以妳認為
「就讓那些演員跟那個瘋子同歸於盡吧」

234
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,466
我敢說凶手想殺的是我們,不是你們

235
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,969
我不會這麼篤定,只是種「脂」覺

236
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,556
我從醫院落跑來這裡的

237
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,433
回去醫院啦

238
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:08,728
至於你們,我需要安靜的環境來釐清案情

239
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,522
- 這裡應該有些不錯的旅館...
- 不行

240
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:15,234
你們對我們的安全有合約上的責任
我們要留下來

241
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:19,947
好,那就自己挑個娃娃去玩
交出你們的手機

242
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,658
真希望演員工會...

243
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:28,205
我以為我想要有創作才華的伴侶

244
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:29,290
是啊

245
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,752
她當薇登,我當佛西
她當佛利伍,我當麥克

246
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:36,380
也許我真正想要的

247
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:41,969
只是一個我能擁抱和愛慕的對象

248
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,554
像是娃娃

249
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,098
對,像是娃娃

250
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,059
妳怎麼認識妳先生的?

251
00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:51,729
我說啊,這個不應該在這裡

252
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:59,695
說起來,其實還蠻經典的

253
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:00,905
可愛的邂逅

254
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:05,743
在瓊斯海灘的活動廁所裡面

255
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:12,208
有人該應門,免得要再聽一次鈴聲

256
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,710
好,我跟烏龜一樣,幫我...

257
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,921
- 我來幫妳,好了
- 好,等等

258
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:19,548
好了

259
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,968
帕南先生

260
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,554
有人嗎?

261
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,640
自己進來吧

262
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,974
搞什麼?

263
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:30,768
妳好

264
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:34,104
我被她的蕾絲撣子纏住了

265
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,690
這是現在的流行語嗎?

266
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:39,568
這個人真搞笑,對吧?

267
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,447
羅芮塔,妳是怎麼找到...

268
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:47,117
哈爾德,當然是哈爾德

269
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:51,121
我一直打給你,每次都直接進語音信箱

270
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:54,917
於是我上飛機飛了六小時
坐在中間的位置

271
00:13:54,917 --> 00:14:01,090
就只是為了問你
你為什麼覺得...你能用訊息跟我分手?

272
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,677
羅芮塔,妳在說什麼?

273
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:09,557
我在電話裡向妳掏心掏肺
結果妳只說了「呃」

274
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,766
什麼時候的事?

275
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,101
- 昨天
- 你才沒有

276
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,104
我有,名留「呃」史的一天

277
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,649
當時是幾點?

278
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,318
不知道,午餐時間?心碎點

279
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,903
你的午餐還是我的午餐?

280
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:25,489
妳的午餐,我的第二杯柯夢波丹

281
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,291
很高興我的痛苦讓妳這麼開心

282
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,877
這一切都太值得了

283
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,923
奧利佛,我想你說給我的替身聽了

284
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,885
- 對,因為我全身包著紗布...
- 妳說什麼?

285
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,636
...我的替身也全身包著紗布

286
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:53,350
所以製作助理
八成把我的手機拿給錯誤的燒傷病患了

287
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,063
所以那不是妳?

288
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,232
不是

289
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,109
我不覺得你是「呃」

290
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,112
我覺得你是...

291
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,992
那我也只能說...

292
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,835
- 我很想你
- 我更想妳,我也很想妳

293
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:22,713
那麼,朵琳?

294
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,218
朵琳?朵琳是查爾斯的妹妹

295
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:32,222
她是我應該要擔心的人嗎?

296
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,558
每個人都該擔心朵琳

297
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,437
小心,嘔吐物

298
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:39,939
(丹娜)

299
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,691
你需要我幫你把手指釘住,對吧?

300
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,818
這些窗戶鎖不住,我想把它們釘死

301
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:46,737
確保大家完好無恙

302
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,406
要讓我完好無恙有點太遲了

303
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,869
我問過醫生能不能把我的脾臟給妳

304
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:57,539
他說沒必要,因為脾臟不是很必要

305
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,459
拜託,我只是在逗你

306
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,419
我根本不記得那場意外

307
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,130
但你知道嗎?

308
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,634
我最開心的回憶之一應該是...

309
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,303
天啊,我當時一定才五歲吧

310
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:17,977
媽當時帶我去看哥哥最早的話劇之一

311
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,312
真的很好看

312
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,400
你天生註定要成為好萊塢先生,對吧?

313
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,240
你有在聽我說話嗎?

314
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,951
抱歉,我現在沒辦法好好談話

315
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:37,997
因為我和我愚蠢的線上電台
我認識的人要嘛死了、要嘛有危險

316
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:42,376
所以我得專注在這些釘子上

317
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,295
你為什麼老是生我的氣?

318
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,424
我沒有生妳的氣

319
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,467
等等,妳在哭嗎?

320
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,011
拜託妳別哭

321
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,512
我想哭就哭

322
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:57,433
哪像你是沒有情緒的機器人先生

323
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,226
我是懂得自制的人

324
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,271
怎樣?你在暗示我瘋了?

325
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,357
- 我沒有那麼說
- 別否認

326
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,525
我說了別否認

327
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,445
別否認,不是「否認」,我說「別否認」

328
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,197
抖音說這叫煤氣燈效應

329
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,867
你的煤氣多到嗆死人了

330
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,244
我生命中的每個男人都因為

331
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:20,956
我有真實的情感,就覺得我瘋了

332
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:26,462
但你知道嗎?
現在在樓下有個非常嬌小的小男人

333
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:30,883
懂得欣賞胸懷豐富情感的女人

334
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,095
對吉兒溫柔點,她是維多利亞時代的

335
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,896
- 我們好無聊
- 妳在做什麼?看精液嗎?

336
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,606
- 什麼?
- 有謀殺的地方就有精液

337
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,690
犯罪現場入門課

338
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,568
我們可以幫忙,我們不是小孩子

339
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,696
妳能打開這包零食嗎?我的助理沒來

340
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:55,115
好,我得處理這個案子

341
00:17:55,115 --> 00:18:00,662
各位演員可以練練台詞
注射胰妥讚之類的嗎?

342
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:05,417
我不想打斷你們,只是想找點吃的

343
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,295
尤金?

344
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,673
是我,羅芮塔

345
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:12,966
羅芮塔...

346
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,760
羅芮塔德金

347
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,680
我們一起演過夏日劇場
1982年在薩斯卡通市

348
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:24,937
我們演了詹姆士龐德
《太空城》的舞台劇版本

349
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:29,483
我在努力回想長相,但我想不起來

350
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,111
我是霍莉古德赫德組長

351
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,195
那是我的...

352
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,198
查克

353
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,576
你在《小丑夢搖籃》演得太好了

354
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,828
真是謝謝妳...

355
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,248
抱歉,我體內有個洞...

356
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,626
還沒有人稱讚我,所以...

357
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,547
- 可以借一步說話嗎?
- 好,當然好

358
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,469
抱歉,只是那些演員想幫忙調查案子

359
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,179
- 好
- 妳能帶他們去玩

360
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,515
或用小遊戲支開他們嗎?

361
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:05,102
好,但我覺得妳正在犯下大錯

362
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:09,189
演員其實是人類狀態的調查員

363
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,567
妳在洛杉磯待兩週就變成這樣?

364
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,778
給他們機會吧

365
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:15,863
試試看嘛

366
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,906
世事難料,或許會有幫助

367
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:19,950
貝芙

368
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,120
貝芙,好,謝天謝地

369
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:27,040
我需要妳來娛樂一些電影演員

370
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,084
- 妳真貼心
- 謝了

371
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:34,631
我很想跟演員一起混,演員在哪裡?

372
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:38,135
演員都坐在一起,討論他們的技藝

373
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:42,181
各位演員,去你的

374
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,017
我能不能...妳要喝水嗎?

375
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,728
好,媽,去妳的,電視演員

376
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:49,771
妳知道我的作品?

377
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:55,027
作品?讓我用一個字
總結妳的「演技」品質

378
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,241
我受夠這間狗屁電影公司

379
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,036
充滿狗屁劇情漏洞的劇本

380
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,539
還有你們這些自我中心的演員,背著台詞

381
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:12,836
穿著小小的片場拖鞋
吃著你們的特製演員餐點了

382
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:16,173
我中槍了,八成還感染了
我的傷口在流湯

383
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,009
天啊,查克,別鬧了

384
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,719
你就只會抱怨

385
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,346
「我是自我中心的希臘小精靈」

386
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:26,391
「我被狙擊槍打中,現在這裡會痛痛」

387
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,436
我再也受不了了,老兄

388
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,564
我受夠好萊塢了

389
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,942
- 排行中間的小孩
- 單親媽媽

390
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:37,027
甲狀腺功能低下,不,是亢進

391
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,238
三個全中,一群混蛋

392
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,572
看吧?

393
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,157
一群偵探

394
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:49,623
好吧,演員們,來討論案子吧

395
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,625
(超級市場與熟食店)

396
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,709
{\an8}(帳冊)

397
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:53,794
{\an8}拜託,老兄

398
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:58,715
聽著,我只想看看
是誰在兌現我的好朋友的支票

399
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,094
不行

400
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,637
抱歉,我不知道我幹嘛這樣

401
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,597
拜託,拜託你讓我看那本帳冊

402
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,432
抱歉,那違反我們的規定

403
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,394
這裡是雜貨店,你們連洗手的規定都沒有

404
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,819
(注意)
(看門貓執勤中)

405
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,908
你訓練一隻貓來顧店?

406
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,077
冷湯很凶悍

407
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,288
那你想讓牠擔任即將成為

408
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,499
全國第一動物工作線上電台的來賓嗎?

409
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:37,462
杜登奧夫

410
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,464
(美國財政部,米爾頓杜登奧夫)

411
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,302
(米爾頓杜登奧夫)

412
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,386
又一個杜登奧夫

413
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:46,555
這些簽名都不一樣

414
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,227
梅寶,快接電話,天啊

415
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:56,315
全都發生在賽絲死掉那天晚上

416
00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:00,402
然後凶手傳訊息給我們
「我在看著你」,我們才來這裡

417
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,612
- 好,你們知道的跟我們一樣多了
- 好,很好

418
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:05,490
- 接下來就交給我們
- 好,你們應付得了?

419
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:11,830
梅寶,妳真的不知道
我們的技能有多麼廣泛

420
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:16,460
我們只投入3%的時間在本業上

421
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:19,379
其他時間都在培養

422
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:23,800
有助於詮釋角色背景故事的才能,像是

423
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:30,265
「偶沒啥機會人識這裡所油的高手」

424
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:32,184
各種方言

425
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,019
我會剝鹿皮,誰去弄一頭鹿來

426
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,395
我會紙牌戲法

427
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:42,319
你們真是一群國寶
我等不及要聽聽你們的推論了

428
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:45,447
選個房間吧,我會去別的房間

429
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:52,704
歡迎回來, 我的小...

430
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:54,706
什麼?

431
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,208
驚喜

432
00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:01,004
看到我做什麼嘗試
來延長我們相處的時間了嗎,小男人?

433
00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:02,297
你看我找到什麼

434
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,925
西瓜利口酒

435
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,386
謝了,但不用了

436
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,763
而且那好像是牛排醬

437
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:10,847
都好啦

438
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,853
- 我不是故意打擾你們
- 羅芮塔,請打擾我們

439
00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:19,564
- 朵琳,麻煩妳...
- 好

440
00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:21,983
我們是遠距離戀愛

441
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:25,070
所以能共度的每一秒都很珍貴

442
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:33,537
好,我們是最佳拍檔
直到海蒂出現,那我算什麼?

443
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:34,663
我是狗肉嗎?

444
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:38,583
我實在受夠大家都糟蹋我了

445
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,795
沒人在糟蹋任何人

446
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:45,132
- 有,我認為大家都在糟蹋人
- 朵琳

447
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,384
對不起

448
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:50,595
我被我先生拒絕、被妳男朋友拒絕

449
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,681
我自己的哥哥都不想理我

450
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:53,765
我...

451
00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:56,643
我還對妳動手

452
00:23:58,645 --> 00:23:59,938
真可憐

453
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:04,317
但不能怪她被奧利佛帕南吸引

454
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:05,819
你就像個磁鐵

455
00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:07,320
- 這個嘛...
- 謝了

456
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:13,785
好

457
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,332
我們又坐在鋼琴前了

458
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:20,959
我只是...

459
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:25,213
我有點嫉妒你昨天對我的替身說的話

460
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,008
在電話裡說的

461
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,302
我只是...

462
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,346
妳得在場才能體會

463
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:34,514
是啊

464
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:35,849
但你說了什麼?

465
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:37,976
我只是...

466
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,354
我說我們在洛杉磯參加派對時

467
00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:43,106
- 那個奇怪的火堆...
- 是啊

468
00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:47,068
...我差點就向妳求婚了

469
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,363
你說什麼?

470
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:52,449
那只是一時心血來潮而已

471
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:56,328
妳當時要去洛杉磯,而我很怕會失去妳

472
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,330
- 好
- 不是

473
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,040
我並不是不想

474
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,750
羅芮塔,我愛死妳了

475
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:06,254
我為了拉近跟妳的距離,都要失控了

476
00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:07,589
真的,我...

477
00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:12,511
我甚至創了一個
充滿手工藝和鄉村風格的IG帳號

478
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,387
只為了看妳的近況

479
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,348
什麼?

480
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:20,769
「唯一能做自己的方式
就是親自找到你自己」

481
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,104
天啊,你是洛妮?

482
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,232
對,我...

483
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,317
不...不

484
00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:29,402
我跟洛妮很談得來

485
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,363
我...

486
00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:37,619
我把她的迷因截圖,還跟她分享心事

487
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,746
她很感謝那一切

488
00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:41,164
所以你...什麼?

489
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,583
你在網路上跟蹤我、騙了我

490
00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:48,004
然後你本來要向我求婚
卻只是因為你害怕

491
00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:50,465
然後你用訊息跟我分手?

492
00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:53,927
當妳一口氣把那些事

493
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:56,179
- 列出來...
- 我需要一點時間,我...

494
00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,099
羅芮塔,我...

495
00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:06,439
媽的

496
00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:10,110
(讓今天變讚吧!)

497
00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:11,945
(刪除照片)
(我選擇當羊駝玉米)

498
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,114
(如果你不面對恐懼
恐懼就會吃掉你的臉)

499
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,282
該死

500
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:23,748
妳好

501
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:31,256
我應該...不,我想要道歉

502
00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:36,136
我之前太過分了,都是果汁粉害的

503
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:40,348
是啊,我們都是過來人

504
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,142
對

505
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:48,815
是說...妳跟妳的小男人
好像進展得不太順利

506
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,404
我的小男人可能是個瘋子

507
00:26:55,155 --> 00:27:00,410
好,為什麼大家都當有感覺的人是瘋子?

508
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:04,372
也許他沒發瘋,也許他只是感情豐富

509
00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:06,708
那樣不是比冷血好嗎?

510
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,627
他的心情很好理解

511
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,713
是啊,也許妳是對的

512
00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,340
也許妳是對的

513
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,924
也許,是吧?

514
00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:17,969
我懂什麼?「也許」,也許我只是個蠢蛋

515
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,512
妳冷靜點

516
00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:21,556
好,別叫我冷靜

517
00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:24,476
好嗎?妳怎麼不回去比佛利山莊?

518
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:29,856
聽著,我在伯班克租套房
樓上是全食超市

519
00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:32,942
我不需要妳當著我的面炫富

520
00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:35,111
妳真的得冷靜下來

521
00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:37,906
妳得滾出我家,好萊塢蕩婦

522
00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:41,451
怎麼回事?怎麼...

523
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:42,869
妳...別再抵抗了

524
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,122
別過來,不要,妳對我做什麼?

525
00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:48,333
我不知道,妳幹嘛吃辮子?

526
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,584
- 天啊
- 妳幹嘛吃它?

527
00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:51,544
妳幹嘛吃妳的辮子?

528
00:27:52,295 --> 00:27:54,214
她確實演過《太空城》

529
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:56,800
- 妳在...
- 我的心律調節器

530
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,219
我不知道妳有心律調節器,天啊

531
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,263
天啊,我不知道

532
00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:03,348
我不知道

533
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,230
- 我是在演戲
- 演得不好

534
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:12,941
而且我跟布萊恩師父學過舞台打鬥

535
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:16,069
我的牙齒

536
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,697
天啊,我該阻止她們

537
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,907
誰會在家裡穿裙裾啊?

538
00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:22,450
不行,我不該插手

539
00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:26,287
過來,寶貝

540
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:30,333
天啊,那個果汁粉有什麼?浴鹽嗎?

541
00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:32,419
- 把她拉走
- 朵琳?

542
00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:34,170
- 別壓著我
- 妳得做橋式

543
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,381
妳必須把手伸過去才能鎖喉

544
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,007
橋式,快點,殺啊

545
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:39,676
- 妳們冷靜點
- 別壓著我

546
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:42,387
沒必要跟羅妮安德森和夏洛一樣為我打架

547
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:43,471
別壓著我

548
00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:48,643
這個可可粉魔女是誰?滾開,賤人

549
00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:51,604
- 妳很難過嗎?
- 我很難過妳壓著我

550
00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:54,858
我也是

551
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:04,993
朵琳,我有點擔心妳

552
00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:06,244
- 這樣可以嗎?
- 可以

553
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:08,663
妳先生住在車道上

554
00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:11,040
妳跟一個電視演員打架

555
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,961
妳還放不下我在妳小時候做的事

556
00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:17,338
天啊,管脾臟去死

557
00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:21,301
拜託,我開那些玩笑就是因為那沒什麼

558
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,595
我不覺得好笑

559
00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:27,932
妳當時很小,而我19歲了

560
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:33,104
那天在醫院,媽一直對我大吼大叫

561
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:34,439
她從沒原諒我

562
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:37,692
她很瘋狂,你明明就知道

563
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,740
你知道我為什麼記得去看你演戲嗎?

564
00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:48,328
因為我們進場時,媽牽了我的手

565
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,167
她牽了妳的手?

566
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:56,336
天啊

567
00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:57,420
就是說啊

568
00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:02,467
我不認為她以前做過那種事

569
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:06,054
在我印象中,她後來也沒做過

570
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,641
天啊,她好有距離感

571
00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:12,769
然後她就走了

572
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:15,980
你也離開了

573
00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:18,358
現在我變成這樣

574
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:20,860
我有來看妳呀

575
00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:25,073
偶爾會,但你總是心不在焉

576
00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:26,825
我聽過你們的線上電台

577
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:32,121
聽到你跟你的朋友們一起開懷大笑

578
00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:35,375
那個線上電台是關於我們遇害的鄰居

579
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,418
但你們讓它聽起來很溫馨

580
00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:44,092
那莫名其妙讓我覺得更寂寞了

581
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,677
天啊

582
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,679
我真是個黏人鬼

583
00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:51,391
那我是拘謹鬼

584
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,351
我們可以怪媽嗎?

585
00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:56,980
她死了,傷不了她的

586
00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:04,112
我常常想到妳

587
00:31:04,904 --> 00:31:08,241
如果還來得及,我想更常保持聯繫

588
00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:12,787
那樣很好,那樣就太好了

589
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:14,622
我也覺得

590
00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:18,334
好消息,各位

591
00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:21,588
我享受了最棒的午睡,感覺超好

592
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:24,799
現在一切看起來都非常透徹

593
00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:26,384
對那些演員大吼

594
00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:30,013
讓我想起我進這一行的初衷

595
00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:34,017
原因就是無論如何,我都很在乎

596
00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:35,310
我領悟到了

597
00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:37,312
我熱愛電影

598
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:41,566
而且我在房間裡
對電影公司的負責人大吼了兩個小時

599
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,735
查爾斯和豹紋姐,你們猜怎麼了?

600
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:47,739
我們的電影現在要全速前進

601
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:48,948
你們相信嗎?

602
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:50,909
重回正軌

603
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,036
好萊塢

604
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:55,622
那個臭女人是誰?

605
00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:04,881
車子再幾分鐘就到了

606
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:10,970
回顧一下,我跟一個女人打架,而我贏了

607
00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:15,600
我還發現你可能瘋了

608
00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:18,728
老實說

609
00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:26,778
我已經一、二十年沒有認真談過感情了

610
00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:32,116
所以...當我遇見妳

611
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:36,704
我就...失去自制力了

612
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,540
可能再也找不回來了

613
00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:47,215
但如果...妳沒辦法應付那個瘋狂的程度

614
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,633
沒有人會怪妳

615
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:54,097
如果妳想跑,就跑吧

616
00:32:57,266 --> 00:32:58,685
妳不必用衝的

617
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,483
奧利佛,從認識你的那一刻起

618
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:10,863
我就打從心裡知道,你是個神經病

619
00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:14,409
就我所知
你在雜貨店遇到琳達卡特的故事

620
00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:17,912
一定有六個版本之多

621
00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,707
她是神力女超人和很棒的女士

622
00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:23,001
好,切入正題

623
00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:28,840
儘管你的症狀很明顯,但我還在這裡

624
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:33,594
我哪裡都不去,我接受你的瘋狂

625
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,264
一生一世

626
00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:44,564
妳給我一個娃娃的手鐲?

627
00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:51,237
我在向你求婚,奧利佛,我想跟你結婚

628
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:58,870
在我接受前,我只是好奇

629
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,788
妳家族有錢嗎?

630
00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:07,670
我接受

631
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:15,136
醒醒,太陽曬屁股了

632
00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:22,810
我要睡覺,我宿醉,他媽的給我閉嘴

633
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:23,728
謝謝

634
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,646
- 案件結束
- 天啊

635
00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:26,647
好,怎麼了?

636
00:34:26,647 --> 00:34:27,565
(濕板凳之夜)

637
00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:30,860
請把你們的注意力轉向謀殺線索牆

638
00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:34,655
就像你們的謀殺線索板
只是更大,所以我們的比較好

639
00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:36,824
首先,我們認同你們

640
00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:39,327
兌現杜登奧夫支票的人要你們的命

641
00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:45,166
但回想起來,我們認為
這個謎團的起點不是賽絲的謀殺案

642
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,752
- 不是
- 不是,一切都要回溯到第一季

643
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:51,839
對了,那一季的漏洞比查克的洞還要多

644
00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:54,383
而且顯而易見

645
00:34:54,383 --> 00:34:57,095
例如...好,是誰對溫尼下毒的?

646
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,013
你們以為是史汀,但是呢?

647
00:34:59,013 --> 00:35:00,932
不是史汀,然後你們就忘了

648
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,266
溫尼?

649
00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:06,145
天啊,誰會對你做這種事情?

650
00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:07,688
我以為是珍做的

651
00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:10,066
錯了,看看門上的字條

652
00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:11,317
(收掉線上電台,否則我收了你)

653
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,362
「收掉線上電台,否則我收了你」

654
00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:17,365
有看到這個污痕嗎?這是左撇子寫的

655
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:18,699
你怎麼知道?

656
00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:21,494
我在未開拍的《書法家之妻》試播集

657
00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:24,247
飾演馬克安東尼奧時,研究過筆跡

658
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:26,249
- 珍不是左撇子
- 沒錯

659
00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,167
看看她握低音管的方式

660
00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:34,173
我準備拍《交響樂之猩》時
觀摩過波士頓大眾管弦樂團

661
00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:38,678
第二個劇情漏洞,珍門上的字條

662
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:41,639
{\an8}「我在看著妳」

663
00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:44,016
就像那個訊息

664
00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:49,313
- 那是...
- 同一個人,很好,梅寶

665
00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:52,775
你們的殺人犯從第一季就想對你們不利

666
00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:58,739
賽絲全都知道

667
00:35:59,532 --> 00:36:01,367
回想她的公寓

668
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,370
「病狗」,那是溫尼

669
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:07,999
「門上字條」,那是珍門上的字條

670
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:11,627
賽絲全都想通了
也許這就是她想告訴我的事

671
00:36:11,627 --> 00:36:14,797
天啊,我真的錯了

672
00:36:14,797 --> 00:36:17,049
我早該讓你們加入的

673
00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:18,134
謝謝妳

674
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,595
演員隊一分,蠢本尊隊零分

675
00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:23,431
沒錯

676
00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:29,187
你為什麼在微笑?

677
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:33,107
我知道現在不適合...

678
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,195
但老娘要結婚了

679
00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:43,951
{\an8}我不是無的放矢

680
00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:46,913
{\an8}事實是,你永遠無法百分之百安全

681
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:50,249
你頂多只能找一些愛你的人

682
00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:55,504
會分享一瓶紅酒、一瓶白酒的人...

683
00:36:55,504 --> 00:36:57,632
- 這又不是比賽
- 看看你們

684
00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,258
全員到齊了,是吧?

685
00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:00,635
大麥可

686
00:37:03,095 --> 00:37:05,097
康康的早午餐好吃嗎?

687
00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:06,182
得了,寶貝

688
00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:09,602
我去那裡是因為
他們讓警察用午餐的價格吃晚餐

689
00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:14,065
妳知道我不愛屁股,我愛的是妳

690
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:19,237
允許登船,而且我不是指船

691
00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:24,784
傑克船長今晚會讓妳登天

692
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:31,415
- 真不錯
- 老查

693
00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,377
你朋友哈爾德一直在找你們

694
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,587
他居然找到我的號碼

695
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:39,048
他說他知道是誰殺了杜登奧夫

696
00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:41,133
對,我有寫下來,以防萬一

697
00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:42,718
他要我告訴你們

698
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:46,847
兌現支票的不只有一個人

699
00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:50,059
他找到五個不同的簽名和一支電話號碼

700
00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:51,394
快轉,暫停

701
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,605
快轉

702
00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:57,483
快轉

703
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,528
在這暫停,伊涅絲

704
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:02,363
快轉

705
00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:04,657
天啊

706
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,034
快轉,再快轉一次

707
00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:10,079
魯迪?

708
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:12,039
- 天啊
- 天啊

709
00:38:13,207 --> 00:38:14,458
天啊什麼?

710
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,210
好,我要打給這個號碼

711
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:24,969
(奢華如金)
(富貴自來)

712
00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:32,059
喂?

713
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,520
我是米爾頓杜登奧夫

714
00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:41,652
不管「西塔」是什麼
哈爾德說他們都有份

715
00:38:48,242 --> 00:38:49,243
他們知道了

716
00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:59,795
(美國財政部)
(米爾頓杜登奧夫)

717
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:43,547
{\an8}字幕翻譯:宋梅君