1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:03,044 - [Oliver Putnam] Something happened today. - [gunshot] 2 00:00:03,044 --> 00:00:04,337 [Howard Morris] Oh, my God, they've been shot! 3 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:05,755 It's Glen, he's still alive! 4 00:00:05,755 --> 00:00:07,632 - Zach! - They got me in my fat! 5 00:00:07,632 --> 00:00:11,302 All of you may have heard about our little "firearms moment" at the photo shoot, 6 00:00:11,302 --> 00:00:14,222 - but the show must go on! - Woo! 7 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:15,306 {\an8}Got me thinking. 8 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:17,142 I was gonna propose, and I choked. 9 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:19,352 - Ronnie's bonded with Loretta. - Who's Ronnie? 10 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,396 - She's my Finsta. - Oh, no! 11 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:24,399 {\an8}I wanna spend whatever time I have left with you. 12 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:25,734 {\an8}[Loretta Durkin] [on phone] Ugh... 13 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,944 {\an8}Dudenoff? Not in Portugal. Nope. 14 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:31,698 {\an8}He's been cashing social security checks at a bodega on 125th Street. 15 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,825 {\an8}- This is Sazz Pataki's remains. - [Gravey barks] 16 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,452 {\an8}[Charles-Haden Savage] Gravey, that's my friend! 17 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:36,995 {\an8}[Oliver] Here's her left shoulder. 18 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,372 - [Charles] No, it's not. - Yeah. See? It says "left". 19 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:42,167 No. This one says "left". In Bulgarian. 20 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,877 There's two left shoulders? 21 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,046 {\an8}They just identified the other left shoulder! 22 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,132 It belongs to Dudenoff. Dudenoff was murdered. 23 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:52,802 We put hidden cameras in our production office and in your apartments. 24 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:54,679 - Whose camera is this? - [text dings] 25 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,181 "I'm watching you." 26 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:58,808 [Oliver] We're not safe in this building! 27 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,187 - [♪ jaunty music playing] - [narrator] New York City. 28 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,980 - [traffic noise] - It sucks. 29 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,982 It's a crime-ridden hellhole. 30 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:07,067 [cars honking] 31 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,611 And don't hit me with that, "The numbers don't bear that out," shit. 32 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,071 [cars honking] 33 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,073 You ever get mugged by a number? 34 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,574 - Go, go, go! - Where are we going?! 35 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,868 Out of the city! The killer was in our apartments, 36 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:19,537 and filming us, which makes him a perv, too. 37 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:23,583 Alright, alright. Putnam, get in the zone. Gotta craft the perfect... 38 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:26,294 poetic breakup text. So far, I have, "It's over," 39 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:28,046 exclamation point, exclamation point, 40 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,173 followed by 10 more exclamation points. 41 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,883 You're breaking up with Loretta? 42 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:35,553 I've never seen someone worse at being in a happy relationship. 43 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:38,807 Mabel, I showed her my soul, and she said, "Ugh." 44 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,601 So I'm ripping off the Band-Aid and taking my heart with it. 45 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,186 N-Now, drive faster. 46 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,522 Oh well, we don't even know where we're going! 47 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,774 We gotta find a safe house, and it can't be a hotel 48 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,442 because credit cards can be tracked. 49 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,653 [Mabel Mora] Well, what about your sister on Long Island? 50 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:54,072 - The one whose daughters all have D names? - [line ringing] 51 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:57,659 I can't lead a killer to my kid sister's house! 52 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:59,619 I thought her husband was a cop. 53 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:02,330 - [Howard] [on phone] Hello. - Howard? Hey, listen to me. 54 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,957 Um, don't tell anyone, 55 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,793 - but in case we, like, disappear... - [Howard] Uh-huh. 56 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,504 ...we went to Charles' sister's in Patchogue. 57 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,131 Also, I need you to go to that bodega 58 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,675 and figure out who's been cashing Dudenoff's checks. 59 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,885 - [Howard] Okay... - Also, this tech-savvy psycho 60 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:18,471 could be tracking our movements! Turn off your phone! 61 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:21,057 Oh, you're right. Bye, Howard. Oliver, turn it off. 62 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:24,435 - Okay. Fine. Devastating text, sent. - [text whooshes] 63 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:28,481 Okay, Doreen. Here we come. 64 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:32,819 [narrator] Now, you want peace? Safety? 65 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,363 A good night's sleep because you know your female loved ones 66 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:37,615 ain't gonna get punched in the face at Gristedes? 67 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:38,700 ♪ 68 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,578 Well, my friend, there's only one county 69 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:44,205 on God's green earth for you. 70 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:47,167 The county of Suffolk. 71 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,252 Strong Island, baby! 72 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:53,715 Of course, uh, no place is perfect. 73 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:57,969 I should give you a little, uh, heads up about my sister. 74 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,930 Uh, and I don't like saying this about my own flesh and blood, 75 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,600 but she can be, uh, very... 76 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,351 uh, spontaneous? 77 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:07,437 - Ooh, sick burn. - [Oliver snickers] 78 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,522 - [sprinklers running] - [dogs barking] 79 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:13,193 [♪ "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" doorbell chimes] 80 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,486 [footsteps approach] 81 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,072 Ah! 82 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:21,910 Well, look who finally decided to show up for Thanksgiving. 83 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:22,994 [Doreen chuckles] 84 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,621 Too bad it's April. 85 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,331 Come on. 86 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:29,209 [♪ lively theme song playing] 87 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,295 [♪ vocalizing] 88 00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:14,295 [♪ theme song fades out] 89 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,883 - [insects chirring] - [dogs barking] 90 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:25,765 [ice clinking in glass] 91 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:28,351 [footsteps approach] 92 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:29,686 I like your dolls. 93 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,521 {\an8}Oh, thank you. You know, 94 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,856 {\an8}the big ones are very hard to come by now. 95 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:35,858 {\an8}Something about the supply chain, but... 96 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:39,570 {\an8}Yeah, I started collecting after, uh, Dawn's wedding. 97 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:42,573 {\an8}And then, when Dina and Danielle went to DeVry, 98 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:46,119 {\an8}and then Dagmar, which is my youngest, still a baby, 99 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,162 {\an8}she really just left to wound me. 100 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:52,125 {\an8}So, I guess you replaced your children with dolls, huh? 101 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,379 Wow. 102 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:00,383 I have never made that connection. 103 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,427 {\an8}[slurping] 104 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,178 {\an8}[Doreen] You are intuitive. 105 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:06,973 {\an8}That is much more important in a man than height. 106 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,225 {\an8}- Thank you. - Mm. 107 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,519 {\an8}I always wondered what you look like. 108 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,438 {\an8}You know, I know your voice from the podcast, 109 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:16,482 but sometimes, I would, uh, slow it down. 110 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,234 I'd deepen your register. 111 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:20,611 Then, I speed it back up, and you sound like a little frisky chicken. 112 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:21,696 Ah... 113 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,907 Then slow it down again. And then speed it up. 114 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:27,076 [emotional] Then, slow it down. 115 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:29,203 And then, I speed it back up. 116 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:31,414 Where's Big Mike? We could use a cop around here. 117 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,375 {\an8}Well, I kicked him out again. 118 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,294 He's livin' on the boat in the driveway. 119 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:38,963 {\an8}One too many nights at Can-Cans. 120 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:40,715 {\an8}- [scoffs] - [Mabel] Uh, 121 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:44,177 I feel like I'm gonna regret asking this, but what is Can-Cans? 122 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,429 It's Hooters for butts. 123 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:47,513 I was right. 124 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:50,099 This is what I married. He's a pig. 125 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:53,186 Just hoggin' down mozzarelly sticks, surrounded by 126 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,855 random women's mud flaps. 127 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,732 Oh, anyway, more room for you. 128 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:59,650 And no murderer is ever gonna check here 129 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:02,028 'cause they know you're not gonna come visit your sister! 130 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,112 Hey. 131 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:06,741 Oh, what are you gonna do? Inflict another permanent injury on me? 132 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:09,744 - [Charles] Doreen, please. - [Doreen] Oh, my God, he's so sensitive. 133 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:12,747 Pardon me, I'm gonna get you some fresh towels. 134 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:14,457 If you're gonna stay over, you need towels! 135 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,876 - What are you, one or two? - One. 136 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,294 [Doreen] I thought so. 137 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:21,464 You're a two-towel guy. I can tell that. You're gonna need it. 138 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:22,757 I want you dry. 139 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,467 - [♪ tense music playing] - [walking away] 140 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,594 [whispering] I'm scared. 141 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:31,474 [yelps] 142 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:34,769 [Oliver] Alright, Charles, can you catch us up on the plot of... 143 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,562 "August: Suffolk County"? 144 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:38,398 It's probably what you would've guessed. 145 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,775 When Doreen was 3, I was pushing her on a swing, 146 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,777 and I pushed her too hard, and she flew off, 147 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,695 and ended up losing her spleen. 148 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,740 I wouldn't say that was exactly what I would've guessed. 149 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,325 - No. - She knows I feel terrible about it, 150 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,536 and she loves spleen-shaming me. 151 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:55,248 - Maybe this was a mistake. - No, no, no, no, it's quiet here, 152 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,917 so we can work on the case and hopefully not die. 153 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:01,337 [Oliver] Does this gorgeous doll remind you of anyone? 154 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:03,172 Braids, porcelain skin, 155 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,632 perky little set of-- 156 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,342 Oliver! The case! 157 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:08,094 [Oliver] You know what? You handle it. 158 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,430 'Cause I'm exhausted 159 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,265 and freshly heartbroken. 160 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,142 Charles? 161 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:16,269 Mabel, I have to come up with a security plan! 162 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,771 - I need to make this place murder-proof... - [doll whines] 163 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,898 ...and then give law enforcement a, uh, 164 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:22,775 tactical appraisal of the situation. 165 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:26,112 You mean talk to the butt-lover in the driveway boat? 166 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:27,613 Yes. 167 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,532 Meanwhile, 168 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,868 towels. You wanted two. There you go. 169 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:33,911 One towel. 170 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:36,789 [Mabel] "Can-Cans Wet Bench Night." 171 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:39,876 Oh, Long Island, you're so... you. 172 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:44,380 - [♪ dramatic music playing] - [birds chirping] 173 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,466 [sprinklers hissing] 174 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:48,968 [door opens] 175 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:55,850 [quietly] Big Mike? 176 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,353 It's Charles! 177 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:01,522 [Big Mike groans, gagging coughs] 178 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:06,569 - [rattling] - I'm borrowing your toolbox. 179 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,030 [Bev Melon] I found you! Finally! 180 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,282 - I have left you so many messages! - Bev? 181 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:13,576 [Bev] It's a good thing Howard knew where you were. So listen, 182 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:17,038 this is serious. The studio is asking if the Brothers Sisters are the killers. 183 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,789 If they are the killers, I have to fire them. 184 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:20,833 If they might be, but we can't prove it, 185 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,461 that is a gray area that I can sell. So, what is it? Tell me. 186 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:26,506 It's definitely not them... I think. 187 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:29,926 Okay, he says they're not the killers. He's right here. 188 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:32,011 He seems, like, 60% sure. 189 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:34,680 That sounds low? 190 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,682 Well, 50% of one margarita was enough 191 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,935 for you to flash your boobs at the Fabelmans premiere. 192 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:42,271 Bev, this is an emergency safe house situation, so I need your phone. 193 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:43,814 He did see them, Monica! 194 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:46,692 He saw 100% of both of them! 195 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,486 [♪ curious music playing] 196 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,530 What? Oh, my God! 197 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,532 [door slams shut] 198 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,741 Oliver, what are you doing? 199 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:55,034 [Oliver] Mabel, not now! 200 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,786 I'm busy with an urgent new mystery. 201 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:59,288 The whereabouts of Johnnie Walker. 202 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:02,375 Well, I'm just trying to find a place to work 203 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,001 that isn't filled with dolls. 204 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:05,920 - [Bev] [outside] Oh, my God. - I mean, it's so creep-- 205 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,338 [Bev] With that little baby voice... 206 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:09,340 Is that Bev Melon? 207 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:11,300 Howard, come on! 208 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:15,346 Okay. Hey, am I to believe people suffer a life in Patchogue sober? 209 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:18,849 Ah, of course not. Bar she blows. 210 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:20,935 [door opens, shuts] 211 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,772 - Hey. Okay, I'll call you back, bye. - Bev, what are you doing here? 212 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,899 - [slams phone] - We're dead. We're all fucking dead, 213 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,859 that's what I'm doing here. I don't fucking know. 214 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:31,237 Wh-What do you mean? What happened? Is there someone out there? 215 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,114 [Bev] No. I wish it was so simple, Mabel. 216 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:36,033 The studio is talking about 217 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,702 pulling the plug on the movie 218 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,787 because of all the "catastrophes." 219 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,664 I'm stressed, okay?! 220 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,166 I gotta figure this out! It's stressful! I'm fucking, like, 221 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,751 losing my shit, okay? 222 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:48,045 And I'm starving right now! 223 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:50,047 I'm so hungry. Ugh, that looks gross. 224 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:52,091 I need something substantial. 225 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:56,470 You know what? I think I saw pizza crust on the driveway boat, I'll be right back. 226 00:09:58,347 --> 00:09:59,932 - [door opens, shuts] - What is my life? 227 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:03,644 [sighs] 228 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,314 - [yelps, laughs] - [laughs] 229 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,190 - My apologies. I-- - Oh, no. 230 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,735 I just had a craving for a Tulsa Torpedo. 231 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,862 - Oh. - I mean, but I see that 232 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,281 you've misplaced your watermelon liqueur. 233 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,908 Oh, why don't I make you one of my signature cocktails? 234 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:20,286 Okay? Lemme just... Right behind you. If I-- 235 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,039 - I almost got it. Here we go. - [awkward laugh] 236 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,333 I think you are going to like. 237 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:28,628 This is mostly entirely vodka and Crystal Light. 238 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,546 You know, I call it a Sweaty Betty. 239 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,966 Named it after my dear friend, also named Betty, 240 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,427 uh, who also happens to sweat like a pig. 241 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:37,511 Uh-huh... 242 00:10:37,511 --> 00:10:39,889 So... there we go. 243 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:42,975 And Crystal Light, if you dunk anything in it, 244 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,226 - it's a great exfoliant. - Uh... 245 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:46,228 - Ah. - A long pour... 246 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:48,314 - Ah... - ...for my short king. 247 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,691 - Well, here's to Betty. - Oh, Betty was a whore. 248 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,026 Okay. 249 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:53,819 [Doreen] Mm... 250 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:56,447 - [Oliver snorts] - Can you believe it? 251 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:57,573 Oh my, that's... 252 00:10:57,573 --> 00:11:00,117 - Mm. I know. - Oh! Th-That is-- 253 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:01,994 [sucks teeth] Okay-- 254 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,621 - Now... - [Oliver grumbling] 255 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,082 ...I can't help but notice you seem like something's 256 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,459 maybe bothering you. Is it Charles? 257 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,087 W-Well, no. Uh-- Well, 258 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,839 usually yes, but, uh, 259 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,508 uh, this time, it's a breakup. 260 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,678 A relationship done in by my... 261 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,596 one tragic flaw. 262 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,181 Too handsome? 263 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,850 Well, th-there's that, but it's also... 264 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,727 I-I'm simply too... 265 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,688 emotionally available. 266 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,147 [excited sigh] 267 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:33,526 [♪ "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" doorbell chimes] 268 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,323 [♪ gentle music playing] 269 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:41,909 Actors? Now what are you doing here? 270 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:43,911 [Zach Galifianakis] Howard told us you would be here. 271 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,788 People don't keep secrets from the famous. 272 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,624 What are you doing here? 273 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,126 Uh, I'm hiding out from the killer. 274 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,920 Oh, so you thought, "Hey, why don't we leave the actors 275 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,463 to die with a psychopath"? 276 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,466 Pretty sure the killer is after us, not you guys. 277 00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:00,469 I would reconsider that. Just a gut feeling. 278 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:01,637 [Mabel] Oh! 279 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,556 [Zach] I escaped the hospital to come here. 280 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,767 Well, go back to the hospital! And for you guys, 281 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:09,228 I need some quiet to work on the case, okay? 282 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,022 - I'm sure there's lovely local hotels. - [Eva Longoria] No, no, no, no. 283 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:15,317 You are contractually responsible for our safety, so we're staying. 284 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,696 Fine! Then pick a doll, amuse yourselves, 285 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,364 and give me your phones. 286 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:23,325 - [Mabel sighs] - [actors chattering] 287 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,869 [Oliver] I mean... 288 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:28,164 I thought that I wanted a creative counterpart. 289 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,248 Yeah. Yeah. 290 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:32,418 A Verdon to my Fosse. A Fleetwood to my Mac. 291 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,502 Oh. 292 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:36,464 Maybe what I really want... 293 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,384 is just someone I can hold 294 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,470 - and adore, you know? - [Doreen sighs] 295 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,263 - Like a doll. - [Oliver grunts] 296 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,182 - Sure. Sure, like a doll. - Like a doll. 297 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,018 How'd you meet your husband? 298 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,854 You know what, this is-- shouldn't be here. 299 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,606 [Oliver grunts] 300 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,608 [sighs] Well, 301 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,027 you know, it was actually... 302 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,614 a pretty classic meet-cute. It was... 303 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,993 [sighs] inside the port-a-potty at Jones Beach. 304 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:09,246 [♪ "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" doorbell chimes] 305 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:10,790 - [Doreen scoffs] - Someone should get that 306 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,166 before we have to hear it again. 307 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,959 Alright. Ooh, I'm like a turtle. 308 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,420 - Gimme a little help. There we go. - Oh, lemme help you. There you go. 309 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,590 [grunting] Okay. Okay. 310 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,133 [both yelping] 311 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,052 Oh, Mr. Putman! [laughs] 312 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,345 [door opens] 313 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,429 [Loretta] Hello-- 314 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,681 - [♪ upbeat music playing] - [Doreen] Oh. Let yourself in. 315 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:28,974 What on earth? 316 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,768 [nervous laugh] Hi. 317 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:34,230 I j-- I just got caught in her macramé duster. 318 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,274 Oh, is that what the kids are calling it now? [laughs] 319 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:39,735 This one. What a tease, huh? 320 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,448 [Oliver] Loretta, how did you find out-- 321 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:47,243 Howard! Of course, it was Howard. 322 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:51,121 I called repeatedly, straight to voicemail every time. 323 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,833 So, I got on a six-hour flight, 324 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,917 middle seat, 325 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,253 just so I could ask you why you thought you could... 326 00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:01,090 break up with me over text. 327 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,675 Uh-- Loretta... 328 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,677 what are you talking about? 329 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,929 I poured my heart out to you 330 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,557 on the phone, and you went, "Ugh." 331 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,766 When did this happen? 332 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,268 - Yesterday. Yes-- - No, you didn't. 333 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:15,354 A-A day that will live in ugh-famy. 334 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,691 [sighs] What time was it? 335 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,150 I don't know, lunch? 336 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,903 - Devastation o'clock. - Your lunch or my lunch? 337 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:25,781 I-It was your lunch, my second Cosmo. 338 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,912 Oh! [laughs] 339 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:35,291 Oh, I-I love that my pain is so amusing to you. 340 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,710 - That is just so appreciated. - [Loretta wheezing] 341 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,296 - No! Oh, Oliver. - [♪ jaunty music playing] 342 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,923 I think you talked to my stand-in. 343 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,592 - What? Sorry, what? - Yeah. 344 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,678 Because I'm wrapped in gauze, and my stand-in is wrapped in gauze, 345 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:50,514 so I think the-the PA gave my cellphone 346 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,851 [laughing] to the wrong burn victim. 347 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,270 [both laughing] 348 00:14:56,270 --> 00:15:00,232 - I mean... No, no. - So, that wasn't you? 349 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,736 I don't think you're ugh. [sighs] 350 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,696 I think you're... 351 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:08,198 [seductive ugh, giggles] 352 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:10,284 What I can say other than... 353 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,079 - [purrs] - [Loretta laughs] 354 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,789 - Oh, Ollie! - [Oliver laughs] 355 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:19,835 - Oh, I missed you. I missed you. - I missed you. I missed you, too. 356 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:23,923 - So... Doreen. - Oh. 357 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:28,218 Doreen? Well, Doreen is Charles' sister. 358 00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,803 Is she someone... 359 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,222 that I should be worried about? 360 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:35,059 Everyone should be worried about Doreen. 361 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,854 [Doreen] Careful, Upchuck! 362 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:42,691 [laughs] Oh, you need me to help you nail your fingers to the house, huh? 363 00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,985 These windows won't lock, so I'm trying to nail them shut. 364 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,737 Just trying to keep everybody in one piece. 365 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,490 Well, it's a little late to keep me in one piece. 366 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,827 I asked the doctor if I could give you my spleen, 367 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,746 and he said it wasn't necessary 368 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,539 because spleens aren't necessary. 369 00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:00,542 Oh, come on. I was just razzin' you. 370 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,503 I don't even remember the accident! 371 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,507 [sighs] You know what I remember? One of my... 372 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,676 probably fondest memories is-- 373 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,178 God, I must've been, what, 5? 374 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,264 Mom was taking me 375 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,350 - to see my big brother... - [nail drops, clatters] 376 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,268 ...in one of his first plays. 377 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,562 You were so good. 378 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,149 You were always meant to be Mr. Hollywood someday, huh? 379 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,777 [hammering continues] 380 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,656 [shouting] Are you even listening to me?! 381 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,951 I'm sorry. I just can't have a conversation right now. 382 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,995 Everyone I know is either dead or in danger 383 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,497 because of me and my stupid podcast, 384 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:42,376 so I have to keep my attention focused on these nails! 385 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:45,796 - [light hammering] - Why are you always mad at me?! 386 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,424 I'm not mad at you. 387 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,467 Wait, wait, wait, are you-- are you crying? 388 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,011 Oh, please don't cry. 389 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,512 I can cry if I want to! 390 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:57,433 Just because you, Mr. No-Emotion-Robot-Man, doesn't! 391 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,226 I-I control myself. 392 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:02,271 Oh, wh-what's that? Implying that I'm crazy?! 393 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,981 - I didn't say that. - Don't deny it. 394 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,357 - Well, I didn't say that. - Don't! 395 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,525 I said don't! 396 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,445 Don't deny it! Not do deny it! I said don't deny it! 397 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,239 TikTok calls it gaslighting. 398 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,867 And you're full of gas, and it's an epidemic! 399 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,244 Every man in my life thinks that because I have 400 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:20,956 just actual and real emotions that I'm crazy! 401 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,584 But, you know what? There's a little man, 402 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,336 a tiny, little man downstairs right now 403 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:30,257 who appreciates a woman with a nice, big set of emotions. 404 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,760 [♪ melancholy music playing] 405 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,679 And be gentle with Jill! She's Victorian. 406 00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:41,518 [Eugene Levy] We're bored. 407 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,688 - Whatcha doing? Checking out the semen? - What? 408 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,774 Where there's murder, there's semen. CSI 101. 409 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,610 We can help, you know. We're not children. 410 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,696 And can you open this snick-snack? My assistant's not here. 411 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:55,115 Okay, I need to work on the case. 412 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,951 So, um, could you actors maybe run lines 413 00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:00,662 or do Ozempic, whatever you guys do? 414 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:01,914 [Loretta] Don't wanna interrupt you. 415 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,292 [laughs] Just need a little nibble. 416 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,296 - Eugene? - [shuts fridge] 417 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,673 It's me! Loretta. 418 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:12,966 Loretta...? 419 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,885 Loretta Durkin. [laughs] 420 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:18,680 We did Summer stock together. Saskatoon '82. 421 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,766 - Um... - [Loretta laughs] 422 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,937 We did that stage adaptation of James Bond's Moonraker. 423 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,773 I mean, I'm trying to place the face, but, uh, 424 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,483 I'm coming up empty. 425 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,111 I was Lieutenant Holly Goodhead. 426 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,695 That was my-- 427 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,365 Zach! 428 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,951 I adored you in Baskets. 429 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,911 Why, thank you very-- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 430 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,873 Sorry, I have a hole inside of me. [groans] 431 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,459 Um, nobody's complimented me yet, so... 432 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,044 [both laugh] 433 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,630 - Can I talk to you for a minute? - Yeah, sure. 434 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,594 Hey, I'm sorry, it's just the actors wanna help with the case. 435 00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:58,679 - Yeah. - Um, 436 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,515 do you think you can take them out to play or distract them with your keys? 437 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:05,102 [sighs] Okay, but I think you're making a big mistake. 438 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,479 Actors are investigators, you know. 439 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,189 Of the human condition. 440 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,650 LA did this to you in two weeks? 441 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,571 [sighs] Just let them in. Come on. 442 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,866 - You never know, it might help. - [door opens] 443 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,784 - [Mabel] Bev! - [banging door] 444 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:23,120 Bev! Okay-- Thank God! 445 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,621 I'm gonna need you 446 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:27,124 to entertain some movie actors. 447 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,876 - [kiss smacks] You're a sweetie. - Thanks. 448 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,879 [in affected accent] I would love to hang with actors! 449 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,631 Where are the "actors"? 450 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:38,135 Actors, all sitting together, talking about their craft! 451 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,012 Hey, actors! 452 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,264 Fuck you! 453 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,058 Can I, um-- You want some drink of water? 454 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,393 [childish] Okay, Mom. 455 00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:47,728 [normal] Fuck you, TV actor. 456 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,771 [gasps] You know my work? 457 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,524 "Work"? Let me sum up the quality of your 458 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,027 "acting ability" in one word. 459 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,446 [blowing raspberry] 460 00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:58,655 Oh. 461 00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:02,242 [Bev] I'm sick of this bullshit studio, and the script 462 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:05,829 with its bullshit plot holes, and all you self-centered actors, 463 00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:07,664 memorizing your lines, 464 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:10,626 and your little baby set slippers, 465 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,836 eating your special actor's food. 466 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:16,173 I was shot! And I bet it's infected! I am weeping fluid here! 467 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,009 Oh, my God, Zach, cut it out! 468 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,719 All you do is complain. 469 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,721 "I'm a self-centered Greek Smurf," and, 470 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:26,516 "I-I got hit by a sniper, and now I have a boo-boo!" 471 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,852 I can't take it anymore, bro! 472 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,145 [♪ jaunty music playing] 473 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:33,357 I'm done with Hollywood! 474 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,983 - Middle child. - Single mom. 475 00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:37,069 Low thyroid. No, high. High thyroid. 476 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,654 [Bev] Three for three, fuckers! 477 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,572 See? 478 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,449 Detectives. 479 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,034 [Loretta and Mabel giggle] 480 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,536 Okay, fine. 481 00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:49,581 Actors, let's talk case. 482 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,625 [street noise] 483 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,835 - [clerk sighs] - [Howard] Come on, man. 484 00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:55,754 Look, I just need to see 485 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,715 who is cashing my close personal friend's checks. 486 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,637 - No. - I'm sorry. I don't know why I did that. 487 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,597 Please! Please, let me just have a look at that ledger. 488 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,391 Sorry, it's against our policy. 489 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,394 You're a bodega. You barely have a hand-washing policy. 490 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,937 [cat meows] 491 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,230 [Howard sighs] 492 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,316 [♪ gentle music playing] 493 00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,153 Oh. 494 00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,992 You trained a cat to guard your store? 495 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,077 Sí. Gazpacho's tough. 496 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,246 Well, how would you like for him to be a guest 497 00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:32,582 on the soon-to-be number one animal labor podcast in the country? 498 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,710 [Gazpacho meows] 499 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:38,005 [Howard] Dudenoff! 500 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:39,548 [gasps] 501 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,174 [♪ tense music playing] 502 00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:42,301 [gasps] 503 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,928 Another Dudenoff. 504 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,555 These signatures don't match at all. 505 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:47,639 [gasps] 506 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,311 Mabel, pick up, pick up, pick up, oh, my God. 507 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:56,315 [Mabel] It all happened the night that Sazz died. 508 00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:00,360 Then the killer texted us, "I'm watching you," so we came here. 509 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,612 There. Now, you know everything we know. 510 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:05,407 - Okay, great, we'll take it from here. - Oh yeah, you think you got this? 511 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,826 Mabel, you really have no idea 512 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:11,830 about the breadth of our skill set here. 513 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,458 Only 3% of our time is devoted 514 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:16,460 to the actual job. 515 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:19,379 The rest is spent developing talents 516 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:23,467 that would be helpful in a character's backstory, like, uh... 517 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:30,265 [in bad Southern drawl] I don't really cotton to Northern types, y'hear? 518 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:31,391 [normal] You know, dialects. 519 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,019 I can skin a deer. Somebody get me a deer. 520 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,354 I can do card tricks. 521 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,400 You guys are all such treasures, 522 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,444 and I cannot wait to hear what you come up with, 523 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,154 so, um, pick a room. 524 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,864 I'll be in a different one. 525 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:47,949 [♪ humming] 526 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:52,204 - [puts down glasses] - [Oliver] Ooh, welcome back, my little-- 527 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:54,873 - What? - [slams door] 528 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,291 Surprise! 529 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,668 See what I'm trying out? 530 00:22:58,668 --> 00:23:01,129 To extend our time together a little bit? 531 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:03,215 See? 'Cause look what I found. [gasps] 532 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,925 The watermelon liqueur! 533 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,386 Oh, thanks, but I-I'm good. 534 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,179 And I think that's A.1. Sauce. 535 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:11,598 Oh. Either way. [laughs] 536 00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:13,016 [Loretta] Oh. 537 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,018 Didn't mean to interrupt. 538 00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,478 Loretta, please, interrupt. 539 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,522 Uh, Doreen, uh, if you can... 540 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:19,856 - [stammering] - Yes. 541 00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:22,025 So, we have a long-distance relationship, 542 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:25,070 so every second together is precious. 543 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,822 [Doreen] Oh. Oh. 544 00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:30,700 Okay, so we're... we're best buds until Heidi... 545 00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:34,746 shows up, and then what am I? I'm dog meat? 546 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:38,583 You know, I'm just tired of everybody jerkin' me around! 547 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,877 Nobody's jerking anybody around. 548 00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:42,921 [scoffing] Yeah, I think people are jerking! 549 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,006 - Ow! - Doreen! 550 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,384 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 551 00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:50,804 I-I'm being rejected by my husband. I'm being rejected by your boyfriend. 552 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,681 My own brother doesn't wanna talk to me! 553 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,307 I'm... [heavy breaths] 554 00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:56,768 I put hands on you! 555 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,562 [Loretta] Aw... 556 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,564 - Poor thing. - Oof. 557 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,399 But you can't blame her 558 00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:05,569 for being attracted to Oliver Putnam. You are a magnet. 559 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,320 - [laughs] Well... - [laughs] Thanks. 560 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,614 - [glasses clink] - [both laugh] 561 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,700 - [Loretta] Mm-hmm. - [Oliver] Mm... 562 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,785 - [puts down glass] - Okay. 563 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:16,329 [♪ soft piano playing] 564 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:19,332 - Hey. Uh... - [Oliver] Here we are at the piano again. 565 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:22,169 - [♪ stops playing] - I'm just, I'm a little bit jealous 566 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:25,338 of whatever it was you said to my stand-in yesterday. 567 00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,091 On the phone. 568 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:30,385 Oh, it was just-- I just... 569 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:33,346 I think you had to be there. 570 00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,932 - Yeah. [giggles] But, what'd you say? - [awkward laugh] 571 00:24:36,766 --> 00:24:38,393 Well, I-I just, uh... 572 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,313 I just said that when we were at that party in LA, 573 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,106 - you know, in that strange fire pit... - Ah, yeah. 574 00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:45,484 ...that, uh, I almost... [inhales] 575 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,152 proposed to you. 576 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,363 You wh-- You what? 577 00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:52,199 Well, it was just a spur-of-the-moment thing. 578 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,326 You know, I mean, you were going to LA, 579 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:57,621 - a-and I was afraid of losing you. - Oh, yeah. 580 00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:00,040 No, no, I-I don't mean I don't want to. 581 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,709 Loretta, I adore you. I've been... 582 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:06,254 spinning out of control trying to stay close to you. 583 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:08,548 - I mean, really I-- [stammering] - [Loretta giggles] 584 00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:12,344 I even invented a crafty heartland Insta-grammy 585 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,471 j-just to see what you were up to. 586 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,348 A what? 587 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,391 [in Midwestern accent] "The only way to be yourself 588 00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:20,977 is to find yourself, yourself." 589 00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:23,188 Oh, my God, you're Ronnie? 590 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:27,817 - Yeah. I-- - Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [gasps] 591 00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:29,402 I connected with Ronnie. 592 00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:31,446 - [♪ somber music playing] - I-I-I... 593 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:35,450 took screenshots of her memes. I-I... 594 00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:37,619 I told her things. 595 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,788 - And she appreciated all of them. She-- - Oh. 596 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:43,583 So, you, what, you stalked me, and then you tricked me, 597 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:46,378 and then you... were going to propose to me, 598 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,171 but only because you were scared, 599 00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:50,757 and then you broke up with me over text? 600 00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:52,092 [heavy breaths] 601 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:54,970 Well, when you list them all in a row like that... 602 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,721 I need a minute. [crying] 603 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,140 Loretta! I... 604 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:02,352 [sighs] 605 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:06,523 - [♪ bangs piano] - [groans] [grunts] 606 00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:10,151 [insects chirping outside] 607 00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:13,363 [phone swooshing] 608 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,448 Oh, goddammit. 609 00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:18,034 [swooshing continues] 610 00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:23,790 Hello. 611 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:26,334 Uh... 612 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:30,755 I should-- No, I-I want to apologize. 613 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:34,009 I was outta line before. 614 00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:36,136 Crystal Light got on top of me. 615 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:38,597 Yeah, well, [weak laugh] 616 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,016 we all have our moments. 617 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,768 S-So, um... 618 00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:48,607 seems like things aren't going too well for you and your little man. 619 00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,569 I think my little man... 620 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,154 might be crazy. 621 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,283 Okay, what is it with everybody thinking that anyone 622 00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,368 who feels is crazy? 623 00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,746 I mean, maybe, maybe he's not crazy. 624 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,623 M-Maybe he's just emotional! 625 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,708 You know, and isn't that better than not feeling enough? 626 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,627 I mean, his heart is an open book! 627 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,504 [sighs] Yeah, maybe you're right. 628 00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:14,924 - [laughs] Maybe you're right. - Maybe, huh? 629 00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:17,969 What do I know, maybe. Or maybe I'm just a stupid idiot! 630 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,512 Calm down now. 631 00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:21,514 Okay, don't tell me to calm down. 632 00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:23,516 Okay, why don't you go back to Beverly Hills?! 633 00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:25,310 Whoa! [laughs] 634 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:28,146 Listen, I rent a studio in Burbank. 635 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:29,856 You know, it's under a Whole Foods. 636 00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:32,942 I don't need you throwing your rich bitch shit in my face. 637 00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:35,028 You need to calm down, really. 638 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,404 You need to get out of my house, 639 00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:38,573 - you Hollywood hussy! - [Loretta screams] 640 00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:39,866 - [Doreen grunting] - [Loretta yelps] 641 00:27:39,866 --> 00:27:41,451 What is this? What is-- 642 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,620 - [Doreen] Get-- Stop resisting! - Whoa! 643 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,122 Stay away from me! No, what are you doing to me?! 644 00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:47,749 I don't know why you're eatin' your braids! 645 00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:49,584 - Oh, my God! - [Doreen] Why you eatin' 'em? 646 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:52,212 - Why you eatin' your braids, huh? Oh! - [muffled yelling] 647 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:54,214 She was in Moonraker. 648 00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:55,590 [gasps] My pacemaker. 649 00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:56,758 My pacemaker! 650 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,593 - My pacemaker. - I didn't know you had a pacemaker. 651 00:27:58,593 --> 00:28:00,553 - Oh, my God. Oh. - [Loretta gasping] 652 00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:02,263 Oh, my God, I didn't know! 653 00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:05,016 - I didn't know. - [gasping, sighs] 654 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:06,476 [♪ dramatic music playing] 655 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:09,646 [giggles] I was acting. [gasps] 656 00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:11,356 - Not very good. - And I took stage combat 657 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:12,816 with Sensei Brian. 658 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:14,484 - Ha! - [Doreen yells] 659 00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:17,028 Oh, my tooth! [whimpers] 660 00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:18,613 I should stop this! 661 00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:20,657 Who wears a train in their own house? 662 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,200 - [Doreen] Oh God! - No, no, no, I shouldn't! 663 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:25,078 [screaming, fighting] 664 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:27,789 - Come here, baby! Ah! - [Oliver] My God! 665 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:29,999 What was in that Crystal Light? Bath salts? 666 00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:31,334 [fighting, screaming continues] 667 00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:32,460 Hey, Doreen! 668 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:34,170 - [Doreen] Get her off me! - [Eva] You gotta bridge! 669 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,297 You're gonna have to get your hand in there for a choke hold. 670 00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:37,716 - [whipping] - Bridge! Come on, kill! 671 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,342 - [screaming] - [Oliver] Whoa, whoa, easy, ladies! 672 00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:40,427 Get off me! Get off me! 673 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,387 No need to fight over me like Loni Anderson and Charo! 674 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:45,390 - Get off me! [chomps] - Ow! [groans] 675 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,100 [Doreen] Who's the chocolate Swiss Miss-- 676 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,352 - Get away, you bitch! - Are you sorry? 677 00:28:49,352 --> 00:28:51,479 I'm sorry you're on me! 678 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:53,565 [panting] 679 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:54,941 I'm sorry, too. 680 00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:57,694 [Doreen winces] 681 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,613 [adhesive ripping] 682 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:03,533 [Charles] Hey. You know, Doreen, uh... 683 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,076 I'm a little worried about you. 684 00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,369 - Is that alright? - Yeah. 685 00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:08,747 I mean, your husband lives in the driveway, 686 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,957 and you're fighting with a TV actress, 687 00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:13,626 and you're, you're stuck on this thing I did 688 00:29:13,626 --> 00:29:15,086 when you were a toddler. 689 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:17,338 Oh, my God, fuck the spleen. 690 00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:19,090 Come on, I make jokes about it 691 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:21,384 because it's not a big deal. 692 00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:24,262 It's not funny to me. 693 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:27,724 I mean, y-you were so little, and I was-- I was 19. 694 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,393 And that day at the hospital, 695 00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:34,522 Mom wouldn't stop screaming at me. She never forgave me. 696 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:37,692 She was bonkers, and y-you know that. 697 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:43,531 Do you know why I remember going to see your play? 698 00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:48,411 Because Mom held my hand when we walked in. 699 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:54,000 She held your hand? 700 00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:57,420 - Wow. - I know. 701 00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:02,592 I don't think she had ever done it before. 702 00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:05,553 And I don't ever remember her doing it again. 703 00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:07,555 [♪ melancholy music playing] 704 00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:09,641 God, she was so distant. 705 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:13,311 And then, she was gone. 706 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,314 And you were gone, too. 707 00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:18,608 Now, I'm this. 708 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,736 - I visit. - Every now and then, 709 00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:25,073 but you're never really here, you know? 710 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:28,159 Then, I heard your podcast and... 711 00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:29,953 heard you yucking it up with all... 712 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,330 all your friends. 713 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,375 The podcast is about our neighbors being murdered. 714 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,460 Yeah, but you made it sound cozy. 715 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,422 Somehow, it made me... 716 00:30:42,465 --> 00:30:44,092 feel even lonelier. 717 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,677 Oh, God. 718 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,762 I'm a needy mess. 719 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:51,474 Well, I'm-I'm an uptight mess. 720 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:55,562 - Can we just blame Mom? - Well, she's dead. 721 00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:57,730 - It can't hurt. - [both chuckle] 722 00:30:58,606 --> 00:30:59,607 [Doreen sniffles] 723 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:04,195 I think about you a lot. 724 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:08,324 And I'd like to be better about staying in touch, if it's not too late. 725 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:12,871 I would like that. I'd like that a lot. 726 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:15,373 - I would, too. - [footsteps] 727 00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:18,376 Great news, everybody! Ah! 728 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:21,629 I just had the best nap. I feel so good. 729 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:24,799 Everything is so crystal clear to me now. 730 00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:26,384 You know, yelling at those actors 731 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:30,013 reminded me of why I got into this business in the first place. 732 00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:31,639 It's because no matter what, 733 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:35,393 I care so much! I realized it. 734 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:37,395 Movies are my passion! 735 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:40,231 And I yelled all of that at the head of the studio 736 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:42,275 in my room for two hours, so guess what, 737 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,735 Charles and leopard lady? 738 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,279 The movie is now 739 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:47,739 full speed ahead! 740 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:48,948 Can you believe it? 741 00:31:48,948 --> 00:31:50,366 Back to business. 742 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,119 Hollywood! 743 00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:55,371 Who is that fuckin' woman? 744 00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:57,665 [front door opens, shuts] 745 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:02,128 [both sighing] 746 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:05,381 Well, the car comes in a few minutes. 747 00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:07,467 So, to recap, 748 00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:11,763 I fought a woman, and I won. [laughs] 749 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:12,847 [Oliver chuckles] 750 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:16,351 Also, I discovered you may be crazy. 751 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,645 I-If I'm being honest, 752 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:22,774 I haven't been in a relationship, 753 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,859 a real one, for a decade. 754 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:26,861 Maybe two. 755 00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:29,530 So... 756 00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:33,201 when I met you, I-I just... 757 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:37,413 - [sighs] lost my cool. - [Loretta giggles] 758 00:32:37,413 --> 00:32:39,624 And I may never get it back. 759 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:42,293 But, if, if... 760 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,671 if you can't handle that... 761 00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,633 flavor of crazy, no one would blame you. 762 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:50,385 S... 763 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,972 So, if-if you wanna run, run. 764 00:32:57,266 --> 00:32:58,768 You don't have to sprint. 765 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:02,855 - [Loretta sighs] - [bracelet rattling] 766 00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:06,818 [Loretta] Oliver, from the moment I met you, I knew, 767 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:10,863 deep in my heart, that you were a lunatic. 768 00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:12,949 You must have, [sighs] by my count, 769 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:15,410 six different stories about 770 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:17,912 running into Lynda Carter at grocery stores. 771 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,707 Wonder Woman and a wonderful lady. 772 00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:23,418 Well, t-to the, to the point, [laughs] 773 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:26,921 despite your obvious pathologies, 774 00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:28,840 I'm here still. 775 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,050 And I'm not going anywhere. 776 00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:33,845 And I sign on to your crazy... 777 00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:36,556 for a lifetime. 778 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:41,227 - [sighs] - [♪ gentle music playing] 779 00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:44,313 You're... giving me a doll's bracelet? 780 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:46,774 [stammers] 781 00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:49,861 I'm proposing to you, Oliver. 782 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,030 I wanna marry you. 783 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:57,035 Well, before I accept, 784 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,911 just out of curiosity, 785 00:33:58,911 --> 00:34:01,039 is there any family money? 786 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:04,834 [both laughing] 787 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,087 - I accept. - Oh... 788 00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:09,172 [kissing] 789 00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:10,798 [pots banging] 790 00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:12,383 [Eva] Wake up! 791 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,219 Rise and shine! 792 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,721 [banging continues] 793 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:19,640 [Doreen] I gotta sleep! I have a hangover! 794 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,226 Shut the fuck up! 795 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:23,686 - [banging stops] - Thank you. 796 00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:25,646 - Case closed! - [Oliver] Oh, my God! 797 00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:27,565 Okay, wh-what's going on? 798 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:29,192 Let me direct your attention 799 00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:30,860 to the Murder Wall! 800 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:33,196 Which is like your murder board, but bigger, 801 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,655 therefore, ours is better. 802 00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:36,657 For starters, w-we agree with you. 803 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:39,327 Whosever cashing Dudenoff's checks is after you. 804 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:41,079 But, looking back, 805 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,664 - we believe that this mystery... - [Eva] Mm-hmm. 806 00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:45,208 ...did not start with Sazz's murder. 807 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:47,668 - [Eva] No. - No. It all goes back to season one, 808 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:50,254 which, by the way, has more holes 809 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:51,839 - than Zach Galifianakis. - [Zach laughs] 810 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:54,383 [Zach] I mean, th-they're all over the script! 811 00:34:54,383 --> 00:34:57,095 For instance, uh... yeah, who poisoned Winnie? 812 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,388 You thought it was Sting. You know what, it wasn't Sting, 813 00:34:59,388 --> 00:35:00,932 and then, you just dropped it. 814 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,600 - Winnie? - [Winnie whimpering] 815 00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:06,187 Oh, my God. Who would do this to you? 816 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,688 I assumed it was Jan. 817 00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:10,149 Wrong! Look at the note on your door. 818 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:15,530 "End the podcast or I will end you." See the smudge mark? 819 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,365 That was written by a left-handed person. 820 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:18,699 How could you know that? 821 00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:21,536 Because I studied handwriting when I played Marc Antonio 822 00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:24,247 in the un-produced pilot The Calligrapher's Wife. 823 00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:26,082 [Eva] And Jan was not left-handed. 824 00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:28,251 - [Zach] No. - Look at the way she holds her bassoon. 825 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:29,710 ♪ 826 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:32,338 I shadowed the Boston Pops when I was preparing 827 00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:34,257 for Symphony Chimp. 828 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:36,467 [Eugene] Plot hole number two. 829 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:38,761 The note on Jan's door. 830 00:35:40,429 --> 00:35:41,722 [Mabel] "I'm watching you." 831 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,642 Just like the text message. 832 00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:49,313 - It's the-- - Same person. Very good, Mabel. 833 00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:52,775 Your murderer has been after you since season one. 834 00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:55,862 ♪ 835 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:58,781 And Sazz knew all of that. 836 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:02,076 Think back to her apartment! Uh-- 837 00:36:02,076 --> 00:36:03,870 "Sick pup." That's Winnie! 838 00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:08,082 "Door note." That's the note on Jan's door. 839 00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:11,627 Sazz figured this all out. Maybe that's what she wanted to tell me. 840 00:36:11,627 --> 00:36:14,005 Wow, I... 841 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:17,383 I stand corrected. I guess I should've brought you guys in sooner. 842 00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:20,553 Thank you. Actors, one. Real-life dipshits, zero. 843 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,847 [Eva] [laughs] Yes. Idiots. 844 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:29,270 Why are you smiling? 845 00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:33,941 Oh, I-I know it's not the right time, but, uh... 846 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:38,279 this bitch is gettin' married. [giggles] 847 00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:41,032 [♪ gentle music playing] 848 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,408 [muffled chatter] 849 00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:43,993 [narrator] You know, not for nothin', 850 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:46,454 the truth is you can never be totally safe. 851 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:51,209 The best you can do is find some people who love you, 852 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:54,921 who'll share a bottle of red, a bottle of white.... 853 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,339 Well, okay, this is not a competition. 854 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:59,467 Hey hey! Look at this! Gang's all here, huh? [laughs] 855 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,135 [Charles] Hey, Big Mike. 856 00:37:03,095 --> 00:37:04,889 How was brunch at Can-Cans? 857 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:06,807 Oh, come on, babe. I just go there 858 00:37:06,807 --> 00:37:09,810 'cause they give cops the dinner menu at lunch prices. 859 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,772 You know I'm not an ass guy. 860 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:14,148 I'm a you guy. 861 00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:19,070 You have permission to board, and I don't mean the boat. 862 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:21,072 [snickers] Mm! 863 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,365 - [muffled laugh] Oh! - [kissing] 864 00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:24,659 - Captain Jack will get you high tonight. - Oh! 865 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:26,369 [muffled laughing] 866 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,872 Ooh! [panting] 867 00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:32,250 - That's good stuff. [sighs] - Oh, hey, Chuckie, 868 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,460 uh, your friend Howard's trying to reach you all. 869 00:37:35,294 --> 00:37:36,587 Somehow, he got my number. 870 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:39,048 He says he knows who killed Dudenoff. 871 00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:41,133 Yeah, yeah, I wrote it down, so I'd get it right. 872 00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:44,053 He wanted me to tell you, uh, 873 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:46,847 it wasn't just one person cashing his checks. 874 00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:50,017 He found five different signatures with one phone number. 875 00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:51,811 [Howard] Go forward. Pause. 876 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:54,021 [gasps] Go forward, go forward. 877 00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:56,148 [♪ dramatic music playing] 878 00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:57,483 Go forward. 879 00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,944 - [gasps] Pause right there. - [remote clicks] 880 00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:01,028 Inez. 881 00:38:01,028 --> 00:38:02,446 Fast forward. 882 00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:05,199 [gasps] Oh, my God. 883 00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:07,034 Go forward, go forward again. 884 00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:08,536 ♪ 885 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,079 [gasps] Rudy? 886 00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:12,164 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God. 887 00:38:13,207 --> 00:38:14,542 Oh, my God. Qué? 888 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,294 Okay, I'm calling the number. 889 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:19,171 [keypad clacking] 890 00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:21,382 - [clears throat] - [line ringing] 891 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:24,468 - [ring tone] - [people chattering] 892 00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:28,806 [ringing continues] 893 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,141 [ring tone stops] 894 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:32,727 Hello? 895 00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:34,520 This is Milton Dudenoff. 896 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,604 [Howard gasps] 897 00:38:35,604 --> 00:38:37,690 [♪ dramatic music playing] 898 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:39,400 Uh, whatever a "Westie" is, 899 00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:41,485 Howard says it was all of them. 900 00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:42,570 [Oliver gasps] 901 00:38:44,530 --> 00:38:46,032 [line disconnects] 902 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,702 They know. 903 00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:59,587 [♪ melancholy music playing] 904 00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:24,570 ♪ 905 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:52,640 [♪ fanfare playing]