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Sazz was my friend.
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We're trying to solve her murder.
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Right. For your podcast.
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- Ben Glenroy?
- Ben's dead!
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I'm Glen Stubbins, Ben's stunt double.
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Can ya help me get a job on your film?
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You lost your stunt double.
I lost my acting double.
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We could make each other whole again.
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Oh God, they've been shot!
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It's Glen! He's still alive!
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Stubbins is stable, but unconscious.
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The bullet struck the plate in his head
and deflected to Gali-fine-akis.
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I sign on to your crazy for a lifetime.
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You're giving me a doll's bracelet?
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I'm proposing to you, Oliver.
I wanna marry you.
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We're getting married
this weekend!
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Sazz figured this all out.
Maybe that's what she wanted to tell me.
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I vanted to tell you something
about your friend, Sazz.
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She was on the ham radio,
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asking about all dese huge plot holes
you had in your podcast.
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You're how Sazz knew about
all the West Tower stuff in her notes.
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She talked about a stuntman on a movie
called Project Ronkonkoma.
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She said, "He's gonna be the death of me."
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What's Project Ronkonkoma?
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Here we go! Project Ronkonkoma.
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Who's the stunt person?
Is it someone we can talk to?
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Not exactly.
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For those of us in film and TV,
the people you work with are everything.
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Until it's time to move on
to the next show,
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and then it's easy to lose touch.
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Talk to Pataki.
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Hey hey, Spanko! How's it goin', man?
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No, no, you're good. I'm just leavin' set.
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Project Ronkonkoma!
Of course I can wrestle up a team!
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But sometimes,
you meet a person
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you don't want to let go of.
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And sometimes, they can change your life
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in ways you never saw coming.
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Ha, ha!
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Geez!
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That was some flip!
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I teach that in
my Advanced Somersault Intensive,
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which is in the winter.
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You ever stunted before?
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There he is.
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Excuse me, you can't go in there.
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Oh, uh, we have to. Uh, we're his family.
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Uh, that's right.
We're the Stubbins, you know.
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I'm Oliver. Th-This cailín is Mabel,
and of course, you've met cousin Charles.
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And it sure is good to know ya!
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Well, the accent's new.
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Well, it's in and out.
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Okay, fine, we're here
investigating a murder,
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and we need to see Glen.
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Glen is in a fragile state.
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He can't be subjected to
an interrogation right now.
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No need to worry, darlin'.
These are mild questions.
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Like, uh, "We heard Sazz was
beefin' with her protégé.
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Might that be you, Glen Stubbins?"
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And sure,
whatever happened on Project Ronkonkoma
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on the Erin's green isle?
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Um, and you know,
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"Did you murder our friend?"
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You're not goin' in. That's final.
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Also, what's with the beer?
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- Oh, uh, we were going to...
- No, please.
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...l-lure him out of his coma.
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Ya thought the smell
of beer would rouse him?
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Why? 'Cause he's Irish?
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Did ya bring some corned beef, too?
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No...
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We also brought smellin' salts.
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Good luck accusin' that
of being in bad taste.
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I don't even know if they work.
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They work. They work.
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We also brought a witchy board
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on the off-chance
he could control it with his mind.
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So?
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Well, the nurse said that
she'd call if Glen wakes up.
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- Oh.
- So, what do we do now?
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What do I do with all this beer?
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Sazz gave them to me the night she died,
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but I'm never gonna drink them
'cause, as you know,
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beer is a peasant's drink.
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Oliver, I'll take your peasant's beer
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because I'm such a good friend.
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You know, I've been thinking.
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You're getting married in a few days,
and what if I took you out
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and bought you a non-beer drink to,
uh, celebrate?
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Charles, are you offering
to throw me a bachelor party?
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I don't care what people say.
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You're not an ice prince.
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Good people.
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Guys, it's the bartender from Concussions.
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Ah!
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The three jackasses who promised
to solve Sazz's murder.
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We're still doing that.
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Hm, racked up a coma along the way.
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Hey, uh, you're in the stunt world.
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We heard Sazz's protégé on
Project Ronkonkoma
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was giving her a hard time,
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and Glen Stubbins ended up
with credit on the movie.
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No.
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Glen was brought in
to replace Sazz's protégé.
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The guy fucked up so bad,
Sazz had to blackball him.
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So, Sazz ended her protégé's career,
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and then Glen replaced him.
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That's motive to kill both of 'em.
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So, Glen was never our shooter.
He was another victim.
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Who was this protégé?
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- And what happened on Project Ronkonkoma?
- I didn't know the guy.
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The only ones who know what went down
are Sazz, Glen, and the director.
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So, all we have to do is track down
the director of that movie,
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who was...
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Ron Howard.
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Finally, a celebrity this season!
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{\an8}Oh! Your first
professional fire stunt.
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{\an8}Oh! Alright.
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{\an8}Now I know we've been
over this a million times.
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{\an8}We're gonna make it a million and one.
Ready?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Step one,
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{\an8}grab your fireproof jock from
the deep freeze. Strap it on.
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{\an8}Step two, slather up
your tender bits with this stuff.
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Wrists, neck, ankles.
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{\an8}Anything not covered by...
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{\an8}this flame-retardant vest,
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{\an8}AKA step three.
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{\an8}Yeah, it's a bit tattered,
it's a bit old school,
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{\an8}but it's a gift from my old man,
and it's kept me safe all these years.
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{\an8}Here, for you. Try it on.
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{\an8}Lather yourself up,
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{\an8}and we're gonna torch you.
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{\an8}Ooh! I'm so psyched for you.
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{\an8}Frank! You good?
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Well, took us long enough,
but we finally are on the right track.
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{\an8}Only question is how the hell
do we get to Ron Howard?
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Well, I've been waiting to tell you this
for maximum impact, but...
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Ron-Ron and I are close personal friends.
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And you know it's true
because he called him Ron-Ron.
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I'll have you know our headshots
are hung right next to each other
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at my favorite Chinese restaurant.
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Well, next to each other
in an across-and-down sort of way.
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My face is covered by a plant,
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but my pompadour is pompin'.
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Great. Your pictures know each other.
That's incredibly helpful.
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Devastating that you know me so well
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and yet you could think
that was the end of my story.
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The year!
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1988.
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I was 10 dumplings deep,
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but who should enter?
Hollywood's own, Ron Howard.
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Next thing you know,
we're sharing an off-menu soup
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that is so spicy,
we sweat through our shirts.
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We talked into the wee hours,
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topless, and, I don't know,
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maybe we danced on top of the table.
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I'm not sure.
The end of the evening is a bit fuzzy.
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Not unlike Ron-Ron's chest,
which I do remember.
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You saw Ron Howard's nipples?
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- Oh, my God!
- Like two little cardinals in a bush.
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Okay, let's just say that story is true.
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Why don't you give, uh, your good friend
a call and get us some info?
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Well, this was before cell phones, Mabel.
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- Mm.
- I only have the number
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to his car fax machine,
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but if we stake out the restaurant,
we'll find him.
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You know what? I'm just gonna call
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Tommy Hanks and just get his number.
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I mean, he's one of my close
personal friends, you know,
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because, one time,
I watched The Polar Express.
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That is fu-- Although,
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speaking of Tom Hanks,
we should invite him.
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Invite him to what?
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My bachelor party.
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I've literally spent the entire time
with you since the hospital.
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- When would I have ever done that?
- I-I'm sorry. Yes, okay.
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B-But, the invites should
go out soon, Charles.
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Yeah, Charles. I mean,
you have, like, 50 hours,
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which means you're looking at Evites.
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Evites. Yeah, that's not the classiest,
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but that is the hand we have been dealt.
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Alright, I'll keep it simple.
I just want three little things
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for my bachelor party.
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Whiskey,
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A-list celebrities,
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and someone who does something naughty,
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and we all have to keep it a secret
for the rest of our lives.
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I'll give you an acronym
to help you remember.
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W-A-N-S, WANS.
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Whiskey, A-list celebrities,
naughty secret.
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Got it.
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H-E-L-P.
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This seems like a really
good time for me to exit.
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So, I am gonna go visit someone
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who can actually help us find Ron Howard.
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Come in.
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- Mabel!
- Hey.
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You look so pretty!
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Wait, did we have something
on the books for today?
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Hold.
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- Skylar?
- [on phone] Hi.
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Hi, did we have something
on the books with Mabel today?
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Maybe. I-I don't remember.
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I-It's fine if you forgot.
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I keep forgetting!
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You're in a safe space, don't worry.
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No, please don't take another
mental health day. Please, no.
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Okay, good. Bye.
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Can't take it anymore.
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Uh... [nervous laugh] Sorry,
there was nothing on the books today.
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I, um, I just--
I wanted to ask you about--
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About the movie?
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Ugh, let me tell you.
The movie is addicted
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to being a piece of shit.
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I hate the costumes. They're awful.
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Eva Longoria is constantly unavailable
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because of some TED Talk
or billionaire's birthday.
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The Brothers Sisters are
draining every last drop of me.
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But, they do keep asking
for more Mabel scenes,
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which is interesting.
Something about your...
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"erotic non-sexuality."
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Yeah, it's the sweaters.
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And every draft that Marshall turns in
is worse than the last.
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It's like I can't even remember
the script that I fell in love with.
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And I don't know if it's the two
coffee enemas that I took this morning,
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but I'm starting to think
that the Brothers Sisters
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aren't actually identical.
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Well, uh, I just-- I came by
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because I'm trying to
track down Ron Howard.
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Uh, do you, by chance, know where he is?
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Of course, I know where that fucker is.
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- Wait, you do?
- Oh yes, Mabel.
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You're nobody in this town
if you ain't keeping track of...
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Ron Howard.
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He's actually in New York
right now shooting a movie.
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No one knows what it's about
or who's in it,
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but I did hear that
it's very autobiographical
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and very personal and very small,
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and the budget is $200 million.
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Uh--
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Can I ask you a question?
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When you talk, do you say "bro"?
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Bro? No, I hang out with 70-year-olds.
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Right. That's what I thought.
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These pages are a big fat suck-fest.
246
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,520
You know what? I have an idea.
247
00:12:11,521 --> 00:12:14,440
What if I give you Ron Howard's address,
248
00:12:14,441 --> 00:12:16,942
and you do something for me,
249
00:12:16,943 --> 00:12:19,695
and that would be taking
a pass on these scenes,
250
00:12:19,696 --> 00:12:23,075
but you have to make sure it sounds like
the real Mabel. What do you think?
251
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,994
If, uh, if this lead pans out,
252
00:12:26,995 --> 00:12:29,580
maybe, uh,
I can help you when I come back.
253
00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:32,207
Yes! Here you go.
254
00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:33,544
Thank you.
255
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,754
- Uh, goodbye.
- Bye.
256
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:40,424
Everyone, we need all
Escape From Planet Klongo NDAs
257
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signed before entering.
258
00:12:41,843 --> 00:12:42,926
Oh.
259
00:12:42,927 --> 00:12:44,928
Okay, okay, let me take the lead.
260
00:12:44,929 --> 00:12:46,388
If I drop my name,
261
00:12:46,389 --> 00:12:49,558
Ron Howard will swing
that velvet rope wide open.
262
00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:51,935
I think I should.
Security guards love Brazzos.
263
00:12:51,936 --> 00:12:53,854
I'm kinda their Princess Diana.
264
00:12:53,855 --> 00:12:56,774
I think I should,
mostly because I'm neither of you.
265
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,859
Hold up. You got badges?
266
00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:01,113
Oh yeah, I got a badge. Huh?
267
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,326
From Brazzos? TV show?
Your dad probably watched?
268
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,076
- Emmy nomination for sound?
- Um,
269
00:13:08,077 --> 00:13:09,870
sorry, we just, we need to talk
270
00:13:09,871 --> 00:13:12,372
to Mr. Howard about an investigation.
271
00:13:12,373 --> 00:13:14,166
We're professional podcasters.
272
00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:15,626
Only Murders in the Building.
273
00:13:15,627 --> 00:13:17,753
We're the most listened to murder podcast
274
00:13:17,754 --> 00:13:20,214
on the Upper West Side
that's sponsored by a deli chain.
275
00:13:20,215 --> 00:13:22,257
Yeah, you're not gettin' in here.
276
00:13:22,258 --> 00:13:26,053
W-Well, i-if you could just tell Ron-Ron
that Ollie Putnam is here.
277
00:13:26,054 --> 00:13:29,098
No, no. Tell him "off-menu soup."
278
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,771
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
279
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,357
Ah! Ah! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
280
00:13:38,358 --> 00:13:41,111
- He'll know who that means.
- Look.
281
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,446
I'ma be real with you.
I don't really watch TV,
282
00:13:44,447 --> 00:13:46,114
and congrats on the podcast.
283
00:13:46,115 --> 00:13:48,116
I mean, that's, that's huge,
and it's so amazing
284
00:13:48,117 --> 00:13:50,536
that you have an inside joke
with Ron Howard,
285
00:13:50,537 --> 00:13:52,371
but if I let you in,
286
00:13:52,372 --> 00:13:54,498
then I'll lose my job,
and then I won't have enough money
287
00:13:54,499 --> 00:13:56,083
to go to Disneyland with my cousins,
288
00:13:56,084 --> 00:13:58,585
and we've been planning
this trip for years.
289
00:13:58,586 --> 00:14:00,462
So, just in case my boss is listening,
290
00:14:00,463 --> 00:14:01,964
get outta here!
291
00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:03,551
Okay.
292
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,302
Ugh, that was a very charming rejection.
293
00:14:07,303 --> 00:14:09,263
Background actors?
294
00:14:09,264 --> 00:14:11,056
Yes?
295
00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:13,018
You were supposed to arrive
10 minutes ago. Move it!
296
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,229
Oh! [scoffs, mumbles] Time.
297
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,106
Background.
298
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:18,772
Have fun with your cousins.
299
00:14:18,773 --> 00:14:20,776
- Get your badge.
- Yes.
300
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,820
Thank you.
301
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,657
I'm not gonna have to do
any acting, right?
302
00:14:28,658 --> 00:14:31,785
Are you nervous?
You know your hobby is chasing murderers?
303
00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:33,163
Oh yeah, that's somehow less scary.
304
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,957
Well, good news.
As soon as we step on set,
305
00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:39,877
Ron-Ron will recognize me,
and we'll get pulled away.
306
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:42,170
And don't worry. Background actors
don't really have to do much.
307
00:14:42,171 --> 00:14:44,172
You just be natural.
308
00:14:44,173 --> 00:14:45,716
You know, I hadn't thought of it before,
309
00:14:45,717 --> 00:14:49,388
but I guess it's time for me
to change my emergency contact to Loretta.
310
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,555
A whole new life.
311
00:14:51,556 --> 00:14:54,016
- Gives me chills.
- Okay, listen up!
312
00:14:54,017 --> 00:14:57,853
I need everyone to line up
and deliver your best terrified reaction.
313
00:14:57,854 --> 00:14:59,479
Best 10 stay, the rest go home.
314
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,609
You said background actors
don't have to do much.
315
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,526
Well, honey, they do now, so buckle up.
316
00:15:04,527 --> 00:15:07,281
Okay, let's go, guys.
Alright, line up over here.
317
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,241
I don't know whether to go big,
do I go small,
318
00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:14,203
or communicate the unspeakable horror
using only my teeth?
319
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:17,249
- Not that.
- You first.
320
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,171
- You're in.
- Oh.
321
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,507
- What do I do?
- I think big. I think we go big.
322
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,259
I was hoping for big.
323
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,887
- You're out.
- Damn.
324
00:15:31,888 --> 00:15:33,722
Final answer, small.
We're going small.
325
00:15:33,723 --> 00:15:36,101
Small is sophisticated.
Small is for the silver screen.
326
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,021
- Really keeping us on our toes here.
- You.
327
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,945
- Thought we said small.
- That was my small.
328
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:50,240
- You're in.
- Oh, thank you.
329
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:54,576
Oh, my God, Brazzos?
330
00:15:54,577 --> 00:15:56,870
Ah. So nice to meet a fan.
331
00:15:56,871 --> 00:15:58,413
I'm sure Ron'll want to say hello.
332
00:15:58,414 --> 00:15:59,750
You're doing background now?
333
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,251
That's so sad. You can be in the movie.
334
00:16:03,252 --> 00:16:04,962
You're still in the game. You're in.
335
00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:08,048
- This way.
- No! I don't think I can do this.
336
00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:09,134
You.
337
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,595
Wow, great. You're in.
338
00:16:13,596 --> 00:16:15,099
Head on over to wardrobe and makeup.
339
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,283
Are...
340
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,577
Are ye an angel?
341
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,412
Oh. Relax.
342
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:40,330
You're in the hospital.
343
00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:42,960
- You've been shot in the head.
- Nay.
344
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,963
The heart.
345
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,964
Ya had some friends come here earlier,
346
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:51,258
a couple o' married old men
and their caretaker.
347
00:16:51,259 --> 00:16:56,265
They wanted to ask you about
the stunt guy on Project Ronkonkoma?
348
00:16:56,890 --> 00:17:00,017
Yes. Right.
No, I-I need to talk to 'em right away.
349
00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:02,019
- I'll let them know you're up.
- Right away.
350
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,106
Oh, also, um...
351
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,567
would ya do me the honor of bein'
352
00:17:08,568 --> 00:17:10,654
Mrs. Glen Stubbins?
353
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,491
Also, I'm Glen Stubbins.
354
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,243
Oh. Yeah, I'll get your doctor.
355
00:17:18,244 --> 00:17:19,328
- Okay.
- Yeah.
356
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,710
Can I-I get a room without the rats?
357
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,009
Alright.
358
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:36,970
Don't forget to take a deep breath
before they light you up.
359
00:17:36,971 --> 00:17:39,723
Last thing you wanna do is
inhale flames into your lungs.
360
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:42,642
And when the director yells "cut,"
you stop, drop,
361
00:17:42,643 --> 00:17:45,896
and let 'em hose you down.
And then, you take a good 30 seconds
362
00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:49,232
before you do anything else
in case you re-spark.
363
00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:50,692
You ready?
364
00:17:50,693 --> 00:17:52,652
Yeah, of course, you are.
365
00:17:52,653 --> 00:17:54,531
Now, go make my papa proud.
366
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,412
Doing this for Sazz, doing this for Sazz.
367
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:05,874
How is Ron-Ron going to recognize me now?
368
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:09,002
That night in the Chinese restaurant,
my aesthetic was distinctively not
369
00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:10,921
life-size Sour Patch Kid.
370
00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:14,216
And why do we have to wear spandex,
and Mabel only gets makeup?
371
00:18:14,217 --> 00:18:16,093
Well, because you guys are a bunch of...
372
00:18:16,094 --> 00:18:18,595
"Klongos," and I'm just a girl.
373
00:18:18,596 --> 00:18:21,723
Right, Klongos. I mean,
I'm sorry, but what is this movie?
374
00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:24,101
Are we witnessing the end
of Ron Howard's career?
375
00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:26,436
No, no, no.
What I learned about Ron over soup
376
00:18:26,437 --> 00:18:29,731
is you've gotta just trust him.
I told him, I said,
377
00:18:29,732 --> 00:18:32,192
"Ron-Ron, you're the beautiful mind."
378
00:18:32,193 --> 00:18:34,569
And he loved that, and he just
plunked down the credit card
379
00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:36,154
and paid for the whole soup.
380
00:18:36,155 --> 00:18:37,656
Oh, my God, guys.
381
00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:39,658
I have to get out of here
and get to the hospital.
382
00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:41,036
Glen Stubbins is awake.
383
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,036
Also, I'm gonna see if they can remove
384
00:18:43,037 --> 00:18:47,000
the part of my brain that stores
the image of you in spandex.
385
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,129
Well...
386
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,170
Oh, yeah...
387
00:18:52,171 --> 00:18:55,090
Oh, by the way, I've been thinking
about your bachelor party,
388
00:18:55,091 --> 00:18:56,424
and I think I got a winner.
389
00:18:56,425 --> 00:18:58,760
Finally. Yes, let's hear it.
390
00:18:58,761 --> 00:19:01,429
I hope the spandex
and the balls inspired you.
391
00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:03,682
Okay, remember that
hot dog restaurant we went to?
392
00:19:03,683 --> 00:19:05,892
- Yeah.
- And, uh, there was a phone booth outside,
393
00:19:05,893 --> 00:19:09,354
but it wasn't really a phone booth,
it was a door to a speakeasy?
394
00:19:09,355 --> 00:19:11,398
I was thinking we could
do something like that.
395
00:19:11,399 --> 00:19:13,235
Get some dogs with my dawg!
396
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,738
I feel like I've taken crazy pills.
397
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,489
Do we remember W-A-N-S?!
398
00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:21,324
Whiskey, A-listers,
399
00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:23,910
- naughty secret? Oh, you do remember?
- Naughty secret. Yeah.
400
00:19:23,911 --> 00:19:27,583
'Cause I thought your plan lacked
my simple parameters due to forgetfulness.
401
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,211
But instead, the culprit
is willful negligence!
402
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,920
Alright. Just forget it!
403
00:19:33,921 --> 00:19:35,964
- And you're not wearing this either!
- Ah!
404
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:38,801
Background, you're up on set.
405
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,058
Ah, you're back, sweetheart.
406
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,644
What? It's you?
407
00:19:49,645 --> 00:19:51,855
What are...
408
00:19:51,856 --> 00:19:54,149
What you-- No.
409
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:57,777
No, no. No, don't! No!
410
00:19:57,778 --> 00:20:00,866
Don't! Stop, no!
411
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,493
Alright, everybody in?
412
00:20:05,494 --> 00:20:06,661
Let's go!
413
00:20:06,662 --> 00:20:09,291
Places!
414
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,127
Ron-Ron? Are you there?
415
00:20:14,128 --> 00:20:15,421
It's me!
416
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,008
Hey, you're not talking to Ron.
417
00:20:20,009 --> 00:20:22,344
Listen up, everybody. On my cue,
418
00:20:22,345 --> 00:20:23,970
you're gonna look up at the monster,
419
00:20:23,971 --> 00:20:26,097
you're gonna look scared,
420
00:20:26,098 --> 00:20:28,225
and you're gonna run off that way. Yeah?
421
00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:29,561
Great.
422
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,689
I know our bold acting choice.
Follow my lead.
423
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,815
Background!
424
00:20:35,816 --> 00:20:37,109
And... action!
425
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,446
Run! Run, fellow Klongos!
426
00:20:41,447 --> 00:20:44,366
I shall buy you time!
427
00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:46,495
Don't let my death be in vain!
428
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,537
- Monster, no!
- What the hell's with him?
429
00:20:49,538 --> 00:20:52,165
No-- Charles, a little effort, please!
430
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,753
Or is this gonna be
my bachelor party all over again?
431
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,962
Oh?
432
00:20:56,963 --> 00:21:00,300
Your bachelor party?
Oh, you're right, yes. I should pitch in.
433
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:01,883
How about a...
434
00:21:01,884 --> 00:21:04,844
a sunset cigar cruise
up the Gowanus Canal?
435
00:21:04,845 --> 00:21:07,973
Or maybe a dining and spa experience,
436
00:21:07,974 --> 00:21:10,600
where we get fish pedicures,
and afterwards,
437
00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:13,812
we eat the fish omakase-style?!
Oh, wait!
438
00:21:13,813 --> 00:21:17,524
Ice luges poured by
professional ice lugers.
439
00:21:17,525 --> 00:21:19,901
Is this getting good enough for you?
440
00:21:19,902 --> 00:21:23,571
Oh wait. Oh, maybe, a members-only
aerialist strip club!
441
00:21:23,572 --> 00:21:26,324
And an elephant!
But, not just any elephant!
442
00:21:26,325 --> 00:21:28,159
An A-list elephant.
443
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,870
Babar, Dumbo, or maybe the viral one
444
00:21:30,871 --> 00:21:34,457
who sat on the zookeeper's head.
Because it really doesn't matter
445
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:37,919
because no one is gonna show up!
446
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,090
Because you!
447
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,801
Are insufferable.
448
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,427
And... cut?
449
00:21:45,428 --> 00:21:47,012
Who hired the idiots?
450
00:21:47,013 --> 00:21:48,888
Get 'em out and get
a picture for my ban list.
451
00:21:48,889 --> 00:21:51,059
The director has asked that you go home.
452
00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:52,978
Now.
453
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,063
Sorry, Brazzos.
454
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:02,319
Now, if you'd line up,
Ron Howard would like to say hi
455
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,323
and thank each of you for your work today
before we start rolling.
456
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:13,540
Where is he?
457
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,000
I'm so sorry.
458
00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:19,878
- He's dead. My Glen.
- W--
459
00:22:19,879 --> 00:22:21,921
- What happened?
- I don't know!
460
00:22:21,922 --> 00:22:24,299
He seemed fine. He was making me laugh.
461
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:27,635
I called his people to let them know
he was awake, did my rounds,
462
00:22:27,636 --> 00:22:29,804
and when I returned, he...
463
00:22:29,805 --> 00:22:32,223
[on TV] Breaking news.
Nicky "The Neck" Caccimelio,
464
00:22:32,224 --> 00:22:34,934
the Dry Cleaning King of Brooklyn,
has been reported missing.
465
00:22:34,935 --> 00:22:37,270
Though he has ties to
the Caputo crime family,
466
00:22:37,271 --> 00:22:40,523
officials say they do not
suspect foul play at this time.
467
00:22:40,524 --> 00:22:44,194
Uh, who else did you call
and tell that Glen was awake?
468
00:22:44,195 --> 00:22:47,155
Just you and his emergency contact.
469
00:22:47,156 --> 00:22:50,575
- Sazz Pataki.
- You called Sazz?
470
00:22:50,576 --> 00:22:52,536
Did a man answer?
471
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,792
- Did I do somethin' wrong?
- Uh...
472
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:05,217
{\an8}- Rolling.
- And action!
473
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,268
Get out here, you rat!
474
00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:21,065
On the ground!
475
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:29,031
This is for Don Antonio.
476
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:34,870
Good, good.
477
00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:44,295
Okay, cut! Fire out!
478
00:23:44,296 --> 00:23:46,589
Yes! Yes! Yes!
479
00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:47,924
Clear!
480
00:23:47,925 --> 00:23:49,175
Told you. Yes, yes, yes, yes!
481
00:23:49,176 --> 00:23:51,679
I told you. I told you we'd do it in one!
482
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:58,184
Geez whiz!
483
00:23:58,185 --> 00:24:02,064
Oh! Oh no!
484
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,737
Go ahead and strike that!
485
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,241
- You need a hand?
- No, no.
486
00:24:13,242 --> 00:24:15,660
- I don't need your help.
- 'Cause I can if...
487
00:24:15,661 --> 00:24:18,163
Oh no, no, I've already asked too much.
488
00:24:18,164 --> 00:24:20,750
I don't wanna be "insufferable."
489
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,390
You're my emergency contact.
490
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:38,433
What?
491
00:24:38,434 --> 00:24:41,060
Well, when I fill out forms,
I put your name.
492
00:24:41,061 --> 00:24:44,481
And I know you used to put mine,
but now it's Loretta's.
493
00:24:44,482 --> 00:24:46,232
You know,
494
00:24:46,233 --> 00:24:49,946
I always knew Mabel would one day
spread her wings and leave, but...
495
00:24:51,114 --> 00:24:54,451
you and me, I thought we'd,
you know, grow old... er,
496
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,538
and die together.
Uh...
497
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,872
And don't get me wrong,
498
00:25:00,873 --> 00:25:03,416
I like Loretta. I really like Loretta.
499
00:25:03,417 --> 00:25:06,296
But now, I'm kinda the awkward guy,
500
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,756
third-wheeling it on your dates.
501
00:25:09,757 --> 00:25:13,470
You know, saying,
"Hey, let's split a dessert three ways."
502
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,263
You know,
503
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:19,893
I never wanted, really,
to throw you a bachelor party.
504
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,772
I just wanted to celebrate our friendship.
505
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:38,036
Y-You know, I'm hungry,
if you wanted to grab a bite to eat.
506
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:41,331
- We could go to that Chinese place.
- Yeah.
507
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,209
- Can you give me a hand? Yeah.
- Yeah, I can do that.
508
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:56,513
You know we're gonna be
friends till the end.
509
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,721
Oh God.
510
00:25:58,722 --> 00:26:01,766
I'm fine.
You don't have to say anything nice to me.
511
00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:03,851
Especially not while making eye contact.
512
00:26:03,852 --> 00:26:06,688
What if we went behind our menus?
513
00:26:06,689 --> 00:26:09,276
That-That-That c--
That could work, yeah.
514
00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:12,819
I didn't have a bachelor party
515
00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:14,612
first time I got married,
516
00:26:14,613 --> 00:26:16,948
and I didn't have a best man.
517
00:26:16,949 --> 00:26:20,785
And it's okay if I don't have
a bachelor party this time, too.
518
00:26:20,786 --> 00:26:23,748
But I do want you to be my best man.
519
00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:25,957
Hmm.
520
00:26:25,958 --> 00:26:27,375
Noodles look good.
521
00:26:27,376 --> 00:26:29,127
And if it would make you feel better,
522
00:26:29,128 --> 00:26:32,215
you can be my Life Alert contact
in case I fall.
523
00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,925
And we can get colonoscopies together.
524
00:26:35,926 --> 00:26:38,386
Yeah, yeah. Uh,
525
00:26:38,387 --> 00:26:40,054
maybe the dumplings?
526
00:26:40,055 --> 00:26:41,806
Can I get you something to drink?
527
00:26:41,807 --> 00:26:44,477
- Oh, uh, two Johnnie Walkers.
- Of course.
528
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:53,818
Where are you going?
529
00:26:53,819 --> 00:26:55,236
W-A-N-S.
530
00:26:55,237 --> 00:26:57,657
- W-A-N-S?
- Here you are.
531
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:01,993
Ah, the whiskey.
532
00:27:01,994 --> 00:27:03,786
And...
533
00:27:03,787 --> 00:27:06,374
our naughty secret.
534
00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:26,686
Very good.
535
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:28,811
I know this is...
536
00:27:28,812 --> 00:27:31,274
not the bachelor party
you dreamed of, but...
537
00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:33,608
still...
538
00:27:33,609 --> 00:27:35,152
Charles, it's perfect.
539
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:40,283
Although, we are missing the A-lister.
Just saying...
540
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,121
You?
541
00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:48,748
Oh.
Okay, Charles. Uh...
542
00:27:48,749 --> 00:27:50,208
let me hide behind my menu
543
00:27:50,209 --> 00:27:52,795
until the awkwardness
of this moment clears.
544
00:27:56,549 --> 00:28:00,011
Hi. I don't have a reservation,
but, uh, you know, table for one.
545
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,512
You gotta be kidding me.
546
00:28:02,513 --> 00:28:03,848
What?
547
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,645
The A-lister! You did it!
548
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:10,563
Oh, my God!
549
00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:13,272
It's you! Ollie!
550
00:28:13,273 --> 00:28:14,858
- It's Ron-Ron!
- Ron-Ron!
551
00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:23,034
I loved it in Mayberry
when you'd go down by the fishin' hole!
552
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:27,371
Don't ever mention the fishin' hole.
553
00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:31,333
- Okay, let it go. Come on. Shake it off.
- Don't.
554
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:39,632
Oh, Mabel, thank God!
555
00:28:39,633 --> 00:28:41,467
Bev said you agreed to
help with the new pages.
556
00:28:41,468 --> 00:28:44,679
Fuck. Look, Marshall,
I'm not in the mood for this right now.
557
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:48,057
Please, i-it'll be quick.
D-Do you think Mabel would say,
558
00:28:48,058 --> 00:28:50,435
"The name's Mora, Mabel Mora."
559
00:28:50,436 --> 00:28:53,396
Or, "I'm Mabel Fucking Mora!"
560
00:28:53,397 --> 00:28:54,480
I'm thinking number two.
561
00:28:54,481 --> 00:28:57,400
- I wouldn't say either one of those.
- Oh God.
562
00:28:57,401 --> 00:28:59,612
It-It's-It's awful. I-I'm awful.
563
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:03,114
Please. Bev is threatening to fire me
if I don't get these right.
564
00:29:03,115 --> 00:29:05,408
I-I'll do anything. I-I'm stuck. I just...
565
00:29:05,409 --> 00:29:07,118
I can't capture your voice.
566
00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:10,246
Yeah, well, I don't think
my voice needs to be captured.
567
00:29:10,247 --> 00:29:12,081
Another person is dead,
568
00:29:12,082 --> 00:29:14,417
and had I solved the case
569
00:29:14,418 --> 00:29:17,462
or figured out the stuntman angle sooner,
570
00:29:17,463 --> 00:29:20,715
he'd still be alive.
But, he's not.
571
00:29:20,716 --> 00:29:23,136
Wow. That...
572
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,972
is some Mabel dialogue.
573
00:29:26,681 --> 00:29:28,933
D-Do you mind if I just-- I'm gonna--
574
00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:34,896
So then, Hanks leans over to me,
575
00:29:34,897 --> 00:29:36,522
and he says,
576
00:29:36,523 --> 00:29:39,108
"I don't actually like ranch dressing."
577
00:29:39,109 --> 00:29:40,985
Oh! That's good.
578
00:29:40,986 --> 00:29:43,029
Hey, uh, Ron.
Uh, speaking of funny stories,
579
00:29:43,030 --> 00:29:46,449
we heard there was quite the snafu
on Project Ronkonkoma.
580
00:29:46,450 --> 00:29:49,037
Gonna need another whiskey for that one.
581
00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:53,249
We never even finished it.
I remember everything about it though.
582
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:58,213
You know,
583
00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:01,130
it's always tense on the sets,
584
00:30:01,131 --> 00:30:03,466
days when there's gonna be a big stunt,
585
00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:06,221
and doubly so when fire is involved.
586
00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:08,471
Set and action!
587
00:30:08,472 --> 00:30:10,014
But, everything went smooth.
588
00:30:10,015 --> 00:30:12,308
The van screeched to a halt.
589
00:30:12,309 --> 00:30:16,020
A stuntman was thrown out onto the ground,
590
00:30:16,021 --> 00:30:19,941
doused with gasoline, lit on fire.
It was exactly right.
591
00:30:19,942 --> 00:30:21,025
Bitchin'!
592
00:30:21,026 --> 00:30:22,610
So, I yelled "cut."
593
00:30:22,611 --> 00:30:24,695
Okay, cut! Fire out!
594
00:30:24,696 --> 00:30:26,948
They put the guy out.
595
00:30:26,949 --> 00:30:28,950
Okay, uh, let's go to the Steadicam.
596
00:30:28,951 --> 00:30:33,204
Except the guy didn't wait
to make sure he was completely out.
597
00:30:33,205 --> 00:30:35,915
Next thing I know, he's walking toward me.
598
00:30:35,916 --> 00:30:36,999
Hey, great job.
599
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,460
Saying he had something
he wanted to show me.
600
00:30:39,461 --> 00:30:42,880
- And-and suddenly, he reignites!
-
601
00:30:42,881 --> 00:30:45,800
Oh! Ah!
602
00:30:45,801 --> 00:30:47,554
Geez whiz!
603
00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:50,139
Burned my eyebrows off!
604
00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:55,643
Okay, I know that I say fuck a lot,
605
00:30:55,644 --> 00:30:59,107
but not that fucking much.
606
00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:04,986
Yeah, maybe you're right.
607
00:31:04,987 --> 00:31:07,196
I should have more faith in myself.
608
00:31:07,197 --> 00:31:08,781
I mean, it worked for you.
609
00:31:08,782 --> 00:31:10,408
- You want a beer?
- Hit me.
610
00:31:10,409 --> 00:31:14,413
- You finally got one of your scripts made.
- That's right. I did.
611
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:19,002
What is...?
612
00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:23,880
- Ron, Ron, Ron-Ron...
- Ron-Ron.
613
00:31:23,881 --> 00:31:27,049
...uh, we need to find that stuntman.
614
00:31:27,050 --> 00:31:29,510
Well, if you do,
get my shoes back for me, will ya?
615
00:31:29,511 --> 00:31:31,721
He stole 'em right outta my trailer.
616
00:31:31,722 --> 00:31:34,807
I had to buy another pair.
I can't work without these.
617
00:31:34,808 --> 00:31:37,395
They've got extra cushioning in the heels.
618
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,983
- Same as on the radiator.
- That's our guy.
619
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,400
D-Do you remember his name?
620
00:31:44,401 --> 00:31:45,985
Oh, I'll never forget him.
621
00:31:45,986 --> 00:31:47,363
Rex Bailey.
622
00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:50,323
I have a photo of him, if that helps.
623
00:31:50,324 --> 00:31:54,201
I always keep, uh, pictures of people
I ban from my sets.
624
00:31:54,202 --> 00:31:55,705
Uh...
625
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:58,206
Oh, okay, here he is.
626
00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:02,253
Huh?
627
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,254
That kinda looks like...
628
00:32:05,255 --> 00:32:07,423
Yeah, but imagine with a beard.
629
00:32:07,424 --> 00:32:09,842
And add some glasses.
630
00:32:09,843 --> 00:32:11,762
And a dark bowl cut!
631
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:18,018
Oh, my God.
632
00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:21,146
Whoa!
633
00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:25,191
That was some flip!
634
00:32:25,192 --> 00:32:27,318
You ever stunted before?
635
00:32:27,319 --> 00:32:29,195
I'm trying to be a writer,
636
00:32:29,196 --> 00:32:32,031
but I wouldn't say no to getting on set.
637
00:32:32,032 --> 00:32:35,912
Your first professional fire stunt.
Ah! Ready?
638
00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:37,870
Fire out!
639
00:32:37,871 --> 00:32:39,830
Okay, let's go to the Steadicam,
and I know I said...
640
00:32:39,831 --> 00:32:41,499
Mr. Howard? Mr. Howard!
641
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:42,959
Hey, great job.
642
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,462
Would you read my screenplay?
643
00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:47,173
Ah, when'd you grow the beard, lassie?
644
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:51,133
What? It's you?
645
00:32:51,134 --> 00:32:52,887
What are...
646
00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:22,667
- Marshall?
- Hm?
647
00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:26,754
Why does this script say
it was written by Sazz Pataki?