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(前情提要)

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特技替身永遠都會摔倒

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但訣竅是要記得站起來
並確保你不會成為塵土

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賽絲

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至於槍手,非常好

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他們在西塔發現一個
300溫徹斯特麥格農的彈殼

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就在14F公寓,住戶的名字是M杜登奧夫

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退休的教授,鄰居們只隨口說他在外地

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他在葡萄牙

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鄰居們聽到槍聲時,正忙著玩牌

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- 我叫牌成功了?
- 對

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你得到參觀浴室的機會了

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- 那是人嗎?
- 別胡說了,是火腿

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不行...不行,這部電影非拍不可

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只有這樣我才能跟上
我性感、成功的女朋友

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你們好

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羅芮塔,妳願意...

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什麼?我願意什麼?

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妳不相信杜登奧夫在葡萄牙?

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我不相信

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他不會樂見妳住進來

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正合我意

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如果他發現我在這佔屋

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就必須親自來把我趕走

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他們其中一人殺了賽絲嗎?

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我們會查出來的

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我做了非常詳細的無線電日誌

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有個人上線說:「到445見我」

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杜登奧夫是誰?

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上一個跑來問這些問題的人被殺了

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在電影片場,到處都是自大狂

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但好的特技替身...

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賽絲

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...必須把自大放一旁,只當個狂人

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等等我

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賽絲?

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賭上生命和肢體,讓演員走路有風

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我們要去哪裡?

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樂園

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對特技替身來說

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他們的演員是最重要的人

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對演員來說

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這件事...不總是這麼明確

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好,我凌晨3點就起來做事

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不是一直都在做事啦

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我花了兩小時找有開的文具量販店

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不過我做了這個

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第二個謀殺線索板

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你為這個逼我起床?

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有工作的成年人8點前就起來了

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對,那是農民吧

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聽著,如果我們真要把賽絲視為目標

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她就該有自己的線索板

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無線電上的聲音說賽絲被殺

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是因為她在打聽西塔的事

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而且賽絲是火腿無線電愛好者

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我喜歡

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可能會讓線上電台多個賣點

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這一季,我們不只要追查凶手

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也要追查死者

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- 奧利佛,你要錄下來嗎?
- 給我十分鐘

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「樂園」是什麼?

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(樂園?)

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沒什麼,只是某個人對我說的話

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- 誰?
- 賽絲

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什麼時候?

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昨天晚上

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在我夢裡

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問他能不能畫出時鐘

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如果畫不出來,就是阿茲海默症

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聽著,別管這個,這不重要

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重點是,如果賽絲是目標
我們就得瞭解她的生活

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我跟她顯然很親近

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我們分享一切

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兩任女朋友

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招牌造型

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罕見到進了紅十字會名人堂的血型

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但她從沒告訴我
她為什麼要打聽西塔的事

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我走進死胡同了

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無線電上的聲音消失了

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我開始佔屋以後,西塔仔就對我非常冷淡

82
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文斯穿著內衣
在對那條動物的腿做什麼?

83
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就算他們不是邪教
跟邪教也只有一線之隔

84
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那是葡萄牙國旗

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或是葡萄牙人說的「五盾旗」

86
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我永遠都認得那個雙色塊

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旗杆端的綠色,還有外端的紅色

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奧利佛,你要來看...

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奧利佛,你怎麼這麼想睡?

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不知道,通常你迷人的國旗知識
就像腎上腺素一樣

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我昨晚幾乎沒睡

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羅芮塔一如往常地在下戲後打給我

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我們...聊得蠻愉快的

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比平常簡短了點

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然後她就得掛電話了

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於是我稍微陷入了絕望的黑暗深淵

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你們看

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(羅芮塔德金)
(演員)

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我沒看過那麼大的IG

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原來羅芮塔在用IG,我該追蹤她

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她的頁面充滿了迷人、陽光的好萊塢風情

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但注意這個入侵者

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{\an8}(羅芮塔#德金,47個讚)
(好棒的一天!)

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- 是一條手臂
- 對,男人的手臂

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緊實、有線條的手臂

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我不相信它沒有企圖

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它在她14張照片裡出現11次

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它...

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她有紀錄的時間裡
就有78%跟這個神祕、帥氣的草包在一起

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我根本查不出他是誰

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- 你可以問她啊
- 問她?

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把她推向這條強壯、支持她的手臂?

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不行,那會讓我直達綠帽城
當地人口是帕南

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查爾斯,賽絲也追蹤了羅芮塔

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賽絲有用IG?

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{\an8}對,她死掉那天
在名叫腦震盪的地方發過照片

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腦震盪是什麼地方?

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腦震盪

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是特技演員的酒吧

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「這間位於紐約的酒吧
專為那些代你最愛的名人

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受苦受難的人服務

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自《1964年民權法案》起對外開放」

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我們應該去那裡,也許有人知道

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賽絲為什麼在打聽西塔的事

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他們每週四都有機智問答

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天啊,把亮度降低

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我好像直視了日蝕一樣

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亮度,降低

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平板,亮度降低

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降低,亮度

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蘇西,亮度降低

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《破案三人行》

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(紐約警局)

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(第四季,第四集)
(特技演員)

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哈爾德,謝謝你來看著公寓和豬

136
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我們依偎起來就像查爾斯國王和卡蜜拉

137
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{\an8}這張床到底是怎麼回事?

138
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{\an8}是伊娃朗格利亞轉送的

139
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{\an8}她說她不需要兩張

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{\an8}上來吧

141
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{\an8}趁現在討論我的線上電台

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{\an8}《動物的工作》

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{\an8}關於工作動物的線上電台啊

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{\an8}歡迎收聽《動物的工作》
關於工作動物的線上電台

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{\an8}我請到亨利,中央公園的克來茲代馬

146
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{\an8}妳不會相信牠爆的料

147
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{\an8}我的音效超好

148
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{\an8}只要跟妳學
怎麼編輯、配樂、混音和發佈就好

149
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{\an8}抱歉,我現在沒時間教線上電台基礎課

150
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{\an8}什麼意思?妳在佔屋,不能離開

151
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{\an8}我們是創意的獄友

152
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{\an8}有人不能離開

153
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{\an8}我需要有人待在這裡
以免杜登奧夫來趕我走

154
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{\an8}我...抱歉,我得去調查一個線索

155
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{\an8}妳總是忙著查案子

156
00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,857
{\an8}妳根本不在乎《動物的工作》

157
00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:06,235
不是的,只是那兩個傢伙需要我

158
00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:10,114
而你是很自動自發的人

159
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不,我不是

160
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我是討厭獨處的悲傷男孩

161
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妳看看我

162
00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:17,538
我跟一隻豬同床

163
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你待在這裡是對的,我保證

164
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拜託你等到我回來再離開

165
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拜託,謝謝你,謝謝你照顧豬

166
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再見,腿米

167
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再見

168
00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,638
去酒吧之前,我要警告你們

169
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特技演員不像我們
他們可能會很孤僻、內向

170
00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,768
你去過地獄廚房嗎?

171
00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,311
有,我在奧利佛家吃過飯

172
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我個人很喜歡出門看看真正的紐約

173
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「最簡樸的小屋住著最快樂的人」

174
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洛妮會這麼說

175
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- 什麼?
- 洛妮是誰?

176
00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:54,617
洛妮是薇洛妮卡的簡稱

177
00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:57,411
伊利諾州喬利埃特的霸氣奶奶

178
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她喜歡做手工、梅洛紅酒
還有正向思考的力量

179
00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,000
她是我的假帳

180
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什麼是「假帳」?

181
00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,461
不會吧

182
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假的IG帳號

183
00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:10,216
我異想天開地用有趣、友善的化身

184
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:14,720
假裝是我女朋友的頭號影迷
以便監視她,看看我是否該擔心

185
00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:18,558
羅芮塔已經回應洛妮的兩則留言了

186
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,811
這是醞釀中的災難,請你集中注意力

187
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妳說得對

188
00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,983
我把注意力放在哪裡,能量就流向哪裡

189
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真像洛妮的風格

190
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我不說了

191
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(腦震盪)
(「特技演員酒吧」)

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{\an8}(不畏拳腳、火焰
讓「門面」威風之人的聚會場所)

193
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「簡譜的小屋」說對了

194
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我要為線索板做些偵察

195
00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,560
你要關掉快門的聲音嗎?

196
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,061
還有閃光燈

197
00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:06,814
還有深褐色濾鏡,要我把它拿走嗎?

198
00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,566
先問問酒吧老闆吧

199
00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:12,445
他不只守著酒吧,也守著它的祕密

200
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,740
好,我跟你去,我很懂素人的語言

201
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,328
老兄

202
00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:23,456
我想我要來點...

203
00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:26,542
我要一杯卡本內,最好是2011年的

204
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:27,960
只要是法國的都好

205
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,964
那我要一杯柯夢波丹

206
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,049
別調得太粉紅

207
00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,803
最好用靴子裝

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你們到底來做什麼?

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我們想問問有關賽絲帕塔基的問題

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我不跟你們談

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也許我朋友林肯先生會讓你改變主意

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也就是

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亞伯拉罕林肯先生

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好,也許這會錦上添花

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除了五塊,再加這張

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想想你能完成多少刺青

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也許這會讓你開金口

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你能找錢嗎?我給你20塊,你找我15塊

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你拿五塊,加上剛才的六塊,總共11塊

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拜託你把錢收下,了結這件事

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他們在找麻煩嗎?

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冷靜點,各位

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我是查爾斯海登薩維奇

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賽絲帕塔基是我的特技替身

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在這裡不是,你才是賽絲的演戲替身

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你只是門面

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我們不喜歡門面

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知道我們對門面的看法嗎?

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說穿了,你們都是討厭鬼

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等等,我跟其他門面不一樣

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賽絲是我的朋友

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我們正努力解開她的謀殺案

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對,為了你們的線上電台

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你們在消費她的死

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同時,真正愛她的人

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甚至不能幫她舉行
特技演員應得的傳統喪禮

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什麼?為什麼?

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沒有屍體,就沒有喪禮

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滾出去

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給我過來,過來

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班葛蘭羅伊?

242
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班死了,傻子

243
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他已經死透了

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他會很想來這裡,但已經不可能了

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人死不能復生,對吧?

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我是葛蘭史塔賓,班的特技替身

247
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對,你們確實很像

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都過去了,因為你們這些文蛋殺了他

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哪些文蛋?我們這些文蛋?

250
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你們這些蓋死的文蛋把他奪走

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有沒有...能給我?

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乾杯

253
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15年來,我為那個好傢伙上天下海

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結果有人說服他
他應該在舞台上證明自己

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一個月後,砰

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當天晚上沒過多久,又砰一次

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我最重要的人死了

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你有看到牠們嗎?

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快踩啊

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用炯炯有神的小眼睛偷看我

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好了,史塔賓

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我說最後一次,葛蘭,這間酒吧沒有老鼠

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這裡最好沒有老鼠,那是什麼?

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牠在哪裡?出來,在哪裡?

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給我出去,死吧,臭老鼠

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好耶

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你們沒看到嗎?
說什麼沒老鼠,這是什麼?

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這是什麼?

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這是...

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有看到牠們嗎?

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大夥,那是賽絲最後一張照片的紫光

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我得進去後面那個房間

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你們在這待得夠久了,門面,出去

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別擔心,兄弟,我會搞定他們

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該讓他們認識波諾

276
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還有艾吉了

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- 不用了
- 謝謝你

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剛才還真順利

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- 等等
- 不要

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首先,沒事

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抱歉

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查爾斯,我道歉,我剛才無意激怒你

283
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,611
你用半個U2合唱團威脅我

284
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我只是做做樣子而已

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聽著,查哥,我拜託你

286
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,993
能讓我參演你們的電影嗎?

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00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,829
你沒了特技替身,我沒了演戲替身

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- 我們可以互補
- 我不需要替身

289
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連會這些動作的也不需要?

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00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:41,839
我的天啊

291
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或是這招?

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00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,144
不要

293
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,199
- 好
- 天啊

294
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,455
很厲害,但如果你想當他的替身

295
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:18,000
你只要逼真地走進開門式浴缸就行了

296
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,669
你們看我飛出窗戶

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00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,879
- 不要
- 停

298
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我們會在他們

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- 幫我們拍的電影裡幫你找工作
- 對

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00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,719
謝天謝地

301
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,888
我的臉不用被割得血肉模糊

302
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:35,893
條件是你告訴我們,後面那個房間有什麼

303
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我們知道賽絲在她死掉那天去過那裡

304
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她八成是去看瑪姬醫師

305
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瑪姬醫師是誰?

306
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,734
瑪姬醫師

307
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:47,404
沒有言詞能描述她是什麼人

308
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對,奇蹟創造者、某種驅魔師

309
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她能趕走用痛楚
荼毒我們這些特技人的魔鬼

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只靠扳骨頭就能做到

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所以她是整脊師

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原來有個詞啊

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賽絲常常和瑪姬醫師一起扳骨頭

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你能帶我們進去嗎?

315
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,801
等等,賽絲身體很疼痛?

316
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,219
各種疼痛,都是因為你

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00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,845
當然,她從來不說

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特技人就是這樣

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00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:17,643
我可以獨自回到店裡嗎?

320
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,313
當然可以,你還好嗎?

321
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,650
我很好,我只是覺得
如果那裡有要面對的事

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00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:28,529
應該由我這個賽絲的門面來面對

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00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,572
你知道洛妮會說什麼

324
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:35,577
「如果你不面對恐懼
恐懼就會吃掉你的臉」

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00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,580
抱歉,算不上是洛妮的代表作

326
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,376
好吧,來...我帶你進去

327
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,838
記得小心老鼠

328
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,757
我們亞柯尼亞見

329
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,643
我們請到腿米費耶

330
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腿米費耶,多數的豬確實都是松露獵人

331
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但受過訓練的豬真的

332
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,526
也能當高爾夫球童嗎?

333
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,072
有人嗎?

334
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,745
杜登奧夫,是你嗎?

335
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,296
「你有成為明星的本事嗎?」

336
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,380
我覺得有

337
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,341
{\an8}「《謀殺疑雲》新片的公開試鏡

338
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,469
{\an8}無經驗可」

339
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,512
腿米

340
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,057
我們不能離開,絕不能背叛梅寶

341
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:43,562
不能為了渺茫的登上大銀幕的機會

342
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:46,690
絕對不能

343
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,863
我是哈爾德莫里斯,提姆柯諾...

344
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,948
我重來一次

345
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,285
我是哈爾德莫里斯

346
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:01,955
提姆柯諾常常抱怨艾薇琳的事

347
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,167
他說牠害他氣喘發作

348
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,960
他威脅要朝牠開槍

349
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:11,173
艾薇琳或許有九條命
但我把他那條命縮短了

350
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,926
謝謝

351
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,848
現在是怎麼回事?

352
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,017
- 什麼?
- 說真的,你在做什麼?

353
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,685
我也想知道

354
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,646
我在演戲,這...

355
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,815
我在演哈爾德的角色

356
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,526
我好像在愛達荷州的博伊西喝死藤水

357
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,735
你讓我想吐

358
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:35,489
我相信崔娜和陶妮想說的是

359
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,951
我們很愛你?

360
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,787
那就好,我等不及要演自己了

361
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,497
你不會演你

362
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,915
喬許蓋德會演你

363
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,500
等等,我沒得到角色?

364
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,294
我相信崔娜和陶妮想說的是

365
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,880
很不幸地,你沒得到角色

366
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,049
當然沒有,但你很棒

367
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,384
我們會培養你

368
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,302
- 我也覺得
- 對

369
00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:00,472
我們下週同一時間見,好

370
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,183
瑪姬醫師,這位先生想見妳

371
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,351
妳有空檔嗎?

372
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:08,147
我不想整脊,我只想問幾個問題

373
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,440
- 好
- 別管我

374
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,776
我會躲在老鼠隔板上

375
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,863
我頭下腳上時,牠們就認不得我

376
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,242
我想問問賽絲帕塔基的事

377
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,035
我知道她死掉那天來過這裡

378
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:24,371
而且妳完全可以談她的事

379
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,915
妳不是真的醫師,不受HIPAA法案保護

380
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,750
那她怎麼會叫「醫師」?

381
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,252
那個稱號不是誰都有

382
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,963
脊骨神經醫學是偽科學,我無意冒犯

383
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:36,967
抱歉,看到這麼緊繃的身體讓我很難受

384
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,219
你得過閉鎖症候群嗎?

385
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,014
這是你原本的手臂嗎?

386
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,142
要談可以,但你先躺上工作台

387
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,810
我說過我不相信...

388
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:48,812
呼吸就好

389
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:50,480
杜登奧夫到底在哪裡?

390
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:54,651
那些邪教牌手一定已經告訴他
我在他家佔屋了

391
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,778
- 天啊,有突破了
- 什麼?

392
00:19:56,778 --> 00:20:00,240
洛妮跟羅芮塔成了朋友
因為她們都熱愛拼貼藝術

393
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,368
而她即將問那條神祕手臂的事

394
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:06,496
好,感情中的信任不是這樣建立的

395
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,165
「手臂」有什麼可愛的說法?

396
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,459
臂彎、擁抱幫手、雞胸?

397
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,628
- 你是怎麼了?
- 我怎麼了?

398
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,088
我擔心誰把羅芮塔怎麼了

399
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,215
奧利佛

400
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,008
好啦,好

401
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,054
我在洛杉磯差點向羅芮塔求婚

402
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,059
對,我知道,話到了嘴邊

403
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,353
結果我沒說

404
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,896
為什麼?

405
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,065
一次失敗的婚姻,誰沒碰過?

406
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,483
兩次失敗的婚姻

407
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,902
人們會開始問問題

408
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,154
你為什麼認定會失敗?

409
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:42,574
因為她正過著女明星的華麗生活

410
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,285
到處都有手臂想勾搭她

411
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,081
因為...我總是失敗

412
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,002
能把iPad還我了嗎?

413
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:56,588
好,但洛妮這件事不會有好下場

414
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:59,841
梅寶,我有話要說

415
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:02,886
妳顯然沒時間支持我的創作

416
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:06,098
所以我要退出這個單方面付出的關係

417
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,267
我想這是妳的

418
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,691
牠喜歡被人搔腋下

419
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,068
牠做出這個特別表情就是想大...

420
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,362
我沒辦法把牠交給妳

421
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,660
等等,哈爾德,你在這裡的話
誰在看著杜登奧夫的公寓?

422
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,837
來吧,你儘管問

423
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,631
我知道賽絲死掉那天來過這裡

424
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:43,051
她說了哪些事情?

425
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:46,805
大多是疼痛的事
還有她多興奮她終於要退休了

426
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:50,392
等等,賽絲說她要退休了?

427
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:52,978
轉向新的事業

428
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,104
她沒說是什麼

429
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:57,232
但原因跟一段棘手的關係有關

430
00:21:57,232 --> 00:22:00,485
她受夠付出總是比得到的多了

431
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,197
但她不知道要怎麼離開

432
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:09,953
這個問題可能很唐突
但她提過「樂園」嗎?

433
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,705
我印象中沒有

434
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:12,956
我必須警告你

435
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:17,336
這麼僵硬的背一旦鬆開
可能會釋放出很多感受

436
00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,256
有些人形容那是靈魂出竅

437
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,549
我不擔心

438
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:26,219
我唯一一次覺得靈魂出竅
是我在芝加哥藝術學院

439
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:28,305
看到愛德華霍普的《夜鶯》...

440
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,101
賽絲?

441
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,021
賽絲

442
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,565
等等我

443
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,109
妳是想遠離我嗎?

444
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,073
我的天啊

445
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,741
只是刮傷而已

446
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:50,035
我說過要溜進樂園

447
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,286
你要來嗎?

448
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:03,465
天啊

449
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:07,094
你昏倒了一下,你還好嗎?

450
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,306
身體方面很好

451
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,351
情緒方面不太好

452
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:17,729
賽絲說的糟糕的關係

453
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,190
恐怕是指我

454
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,112
妳能治心痛嗎,瑪姬?

455
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:29,116
人際關係的煩惱會積在骨盆,所以...

456
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,284
不行

457
00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:35,247
我們就說治療很成功吧

458
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,624
所以,謝謝妳,但...

459
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:39,751
好

460
00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:51,721
你們在這裡做什麼?

461
00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:54,808
我們也能問妳同樣的問題

462
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,773
我只要兩分鐘就能讓這裡擠滿警察

463
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,692
不行,別再有警察了

464
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,528
那你們能說明這是哪種邪教嗎?

465
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:09,239
你們崇拜什麼,性愛、撒旦、維生素?

466
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:10,323
我們不是邪教

467
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:15,412
是嗎?你們都在無線電上交談
過集體生活、玩詭異的紙牌遊戲

468
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,664
還吃浴缸裡的豬肉

469
00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:19,416
妳這麼一說,我能理解

470
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,127
好,那到底是怎麼回事?

471
00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:27,090
好,我要打給威廉斯警探

472
00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:28,175
好吧

473
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:29,968
我會告訴妳

474
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,511
不要,文斯,別說

475
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:33,805
如果我們讓她加入呢?

476
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,433
她確實需要地方住

477
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:38,852
她可以有自己的公寓?

478
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:40,604
- 對,她是成年人
- 我成年了

479
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:41,855
有點樣子啊

480
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,231
讓我加入什麼?

481
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,070
我要說的事可以毀掉很多人的生活

482
00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:52,616
這項資訊絕對不能外流

483
00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:57,120
好,但我一定會告訴查爾斯和奧利佛

484
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:00,665
我知道

485
00:25:12,969 --> 00:25:13,970
什麼?

486
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:16,973
這些是什麼,租約?

487
00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:20,602
我們在非法分租有租金管制的公寓

488
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:24,064
我們不是邪教,這是租金管制的騙局

489
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:27,817
但我確實建議過大家買同一款浴袍

490
00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:32,697
這層樓的每間公寓
在多年前被杜登奧夫教授租下

491
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:35,825
我們陸陸續續認識杜登奧夫教授

492
00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:37,536
也都需要便宜的住處

493
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:40,330
他知道我們是...那個詞叫什麼?

494
00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:42,958
- 怪咖?
- 我想的是比較委婉的詞

495
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,960
但沒錯,怪咖

496
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,128
自有一套生活哲學的人

497
00:25:47,128 --> 00:25:49,089
在這座城市可能會很難生存

498
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,174
你會需要能挺你的人

499
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:53,009
杜登奧夫教授就是挺我們的人

500
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:57,514
杜登奧夫教授退休後搬到葡萄牙
但他每個月還是在照顧我們

501
00:25:57,514 --> 00:26:01,101
他會寄他最愛的火腿過來
而我們會寄租金給他

502
00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,311
他在葡萄牙吃香喝辣

503
00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:06,398
我們也能以低價住在亞柯尼亞大樓

504
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,316
低價是多少?

505
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:15,156
兩百

506
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,659
美元?一個月?

507
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,578
妳也可以只付這點錢

508
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,956
只要妳別在線上電台提這件事

509
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,961
等等,無線電上的聲音說...

510
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:30,672
- 那是赫嘉,我前女友
- 你的瘋狂前女友

511
00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:32,632
你值得更好的人

512
00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,634
好,她只是有點精神失常

513
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,596
但她來自芬蘭,那裡又冷又暗

514
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,973
他們花很多時間想些有的沒的

515
00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:43,977
她說賽絲是因為打聽你們的事才被殺

516
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,479
被殺?因為打聽我們的事?

517
00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:48,315
我根本沒見過賽絲

518
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:51,860
赫嘉有些問題要處理,輕微的妄想症

519
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:55,780
很可憐,我封鎖她的電話了
我有拿給你們看

520
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,866
但她一直在無線電上找我

521
00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,994
所以赫嘉是個瘋子?

522
00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:03,580
聽著,我們只是一個怪咖家族

523
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,666
赫嘉是那種不好的怪咖

524
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:09,544
但妳...

525
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,256
妳有可能是好的怪咖

526
00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:16,009
妳怎麼說?

527
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:25,769
好,妳是說
西塔仔會玩名叫「叫鬼牌」的遊戲

528
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:27,646
卻不是撒旦邪教?

529
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,189
顯然不是

530
00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:32,400
他們的故事瘋狂到讓我相信了

531
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,111
而且一個月兩百塊,我沒本錢不信

532
00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:37,656
我對哈爾德很過意不去

533
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,825
他今天很需要他的杜登奧夫,我卻沒做到

534
00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:43,453
我會拿下一輪

535
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,622
他會想通的

536
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,207
不像我的羅芮塔

537
00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:50,627
- 我預計兩輪
- 但她還活著

538
00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:54,381
賽絲為我犧牲了一切,等到我發現

539
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:56,257
已經來不及補償她了

540
00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,551
我預計零輪

541
00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:00,553
也許洛妮應該問羅芮塔...

542
00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:03,181
好,我們還在說洛妮?

543
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:06,851
奧利佛,我知道你這麼做
是因為你怕失去羅芮塔

544
00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:10,730
但要是被她發現,你一定會失去她

545
00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:16,069
好啦,我會讓洛妮消失

546
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:25,537
不行,我辦不到,梅寶,妳來殺她

547
00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:31,000
好,洛妮有遺言要說嗎?

548
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,544
我們要說「掰掰」

549
00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:36,339
因為一個「掰」絕對不夠

550
00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:38,299
好,很好的悼詞

551
00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:39,259
(移除帳號)

552
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,510
喪禮結束

553
00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:43,346
喪禮

554
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,808
也許我還能為賽絲做一件事

555
00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:53,773
你們需要屍體?

556
00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:56,067
我來當屍體

557
00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:01,865
當門面學會感激替身所做的犧牲

558
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,284
就能建立特殊的關係

559
00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:07,328
終生受用的關係

560
00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:09,289
甚至更久遠

561
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,499
好了,你確定你受得了?

562
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,210
賽絲代我上陣那麼多次

563
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,796
我至少能為她躺下來

564
00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:20,300
好吧,禽獸們,過來聽好

565
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:24,471
我們在此向偉大的賽絲帕塔基致敬

566
00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:25,555
- 敬賽絲
- 賽絲

567
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,265
這位先驅走得太早

568
00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:29,559
她現在安詳地躺在我們面前

569
00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:33,104
我們將以傳統的
特技演員瑪格麗塔開始儀式

570
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:36,691
預備,拿好,乾杯

571
00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:44,532
誰想告訴賽絲,她有多麼重要?

572
00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:45,617
來排隊吧

573
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,035
我有易碎道具

574
00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:48,119
好傢伙

575
00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:51,414
賽絲

576
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:54,667
當我駕著簡陋的滑翔翼撞上帆船

577
00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:57,212
是妳陪我去接假脛骨

578
00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,463
我愛妳

579
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,641
躺好,死人

580
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:13,686
下一位

581
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:17,065
賽絲

582
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,944
妳教我在拍爆炸戲前
把防火褲放進冷凍庫

583
00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:22,904
害我那根變小

584
00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,240
卻也讓我的蛋蛋沒被烤熟

585
00:30:27,116 --> 00:30:28,117
謝了,夥伴

586
00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:38,837
好, 我最愛的賽絲的故事

587
00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:42,715
我們一群人
被《無厘取鬧4》聘為特技顧問

588
00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:46,135
就是雷克斯貝利那個王八蛋

589
00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:48,263
教強尼諾克斯維爾怎麼被射出大炮

590
00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:50,098
結果被炸斷腳跟那部

591
00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,684
總之,史提夫歐

592
00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:55,937
一直叫我「棉花糖麥片男孩」

593
00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:57,397
神奇的美味

594
00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:03,027
粉紅色愛心、黃色月亮
綠色四葉草、橘色星星、藍色鑽石

595
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,238
盒子裡每種蓋死的棉花糖

596
00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:08,950
而賽絲,老天保佑她

597
00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:12,161
對他使出十字固定,直到...

598
00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:17,709
直到他尿褲子為止

599
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:25,383
親愛的賽絲,少了妳,我們都完蛋了

600
00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:34,893
那是真酒瓶嗎,混蛋?

601
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,519
你設計他,爛人

602
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:40,064
你說我是雷克斯貝利?

603
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:42,483
蓋死的混蛋

604
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,038
這就是賽絲想要的

605
00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:06,883
(《偵探布拉奏斯》)

606
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:08,593
賽絲

607
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:11,596
妳還好嗎?妳剛才挨的那一下蠻重的

608
00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:12,931
小意思

609
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,266
但有一天我會沒辦法再那樣挨打

610
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:16,935
你知道我會做什麼嗎?

611
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:21,064
我要開一間彈跳床樂園
就像我跟我爸去過的那種

612
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:25,652
讓小孩子學習怎麼高飛,還有怎麼落下

613
00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:27,987
培訓下一代的特技人

614
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:31,240
賽絲帕塔基硬碰學院

615
00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:33,034
何不建在這裡?

616
00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,203
場景管理說這塊土地要賣

617
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,121
或在超級基金清理後就會賣

618
00:32:38,414 --> 00:32:39,415
是啊

619
00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:41,417
也許吧

620
00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:44,045
這件事別說出去,好嗎?

621
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:45,922
其他特技演員會笑的

622
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:49,050
但我信得過你,你是我最重要的人

623
00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:54,430
這是為了賽絲

624
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,907
就是這裡,賽絲的樂園

625
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,951
是有毒廢棄物堆放場嗎?

626
00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:17,370
以前是,政府把它清乾淨了

627
00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:26,921
(未來的)
(賽絲帕塔基硬碰學院)

628
00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:28,006
(紐澤西樂園區)

629
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:31,801
這本來是她的夢想

630
00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:34,554
她差一點就能實現

631
00:33:35,638 --> 00:33:36,639
等等

632
00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:38,349
你們聽到了嗎?

633
00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:40,268
裡面有人嗎?

634
00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:42,645
小心

635
00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:45,898
這是什麼地方,藏身處嗎?

636
00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:47,984
有點陰森

637
00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:50,111
這真的會榨乾我的電池

638
00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:52,280
看到插座就跟我說

639
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,244
謝天謝地,是娛樂圈的人

640
00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:01,164
別動,否則我打爆你們的腦袋

641
00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,290
天啊

642
00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:53,216
{\an8}字幕翻譯:宋梅君