1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,962 Stunt people always fall. 2 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:05,964 But the trick is you get up 3 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:09,467 and make sure you don't become dust. 4 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:10,552 Sazz... 5 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:13,013 The shooter, very good. 6 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:16,516 A single .300 Win Mag casing was found in the West Tower 7 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:20,395 in apartment 14F, belonging to a tenant by the name of M. Dudenoff, 8 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,939 retired professor, who the neighbors are conveniently saying 9 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:25,275 he's not in town. He's in Portugal. 10 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,736 Neighbors are busy playing card games when they hear the gunshot. 11 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,487 - What, I achieved? - Yes! 12 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:31,781 I think that earns you a trip to the bathroom. 13 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:34,576 - Is that a person? - Don't be ridiculous. It's a ham. 14 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,828 No, no, no, no. This movie has to happen. 15 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:39,039 It's the only way I can keep up with my sexy, 16 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,166 - successful girlfriend. - Hi! 17 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:43,209 Loretta, will you... 18 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:46,421 Will what? Would I what? 19 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,759 - You don't believe Dudenoff's in Portugal? - I'm not convinced. 20 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,469 Well, he's not gonna be happy you're here. 21 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:55,138 I'm counting on it. If he finds out I'm squatting here, 22 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:57,223 he'll have to show his face to kick me out. 23 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:59,184 Did one of them kill Sazz? 24 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:00,810 We're gonna find out. 25 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:02,896 I kept a very detailed ham radio journal. 26 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:07,192 A person came on the line and said, "Meet me at 445." 27 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,028 - Who is Dudenoff? - [on radio] The last person 28 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:13,031 who came around asking these questions got killed. 29 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:24,501 A movie set is filled with egomaniacs. 30 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:31,508 - But a good stunt double... - Sazz! 31 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:34,719 ...must set the ego aside and just be a maniac. 32 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,097 Hey, wait up! 33 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:41,434 Sazz? 34 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,896 Risking life and limb to make their actor look good. 35 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,147 Where are we going?! 36 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:49,984 Paradise... 37 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:04,749 For the stunt double, their actor is number one. 38 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:08,002 For the actor? Well, 39 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:11,214 it's not always so clear. 40 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,925 Alright, I've been up since 3:00 working. 41 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,385 Well, not working the whole time. 42 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,679 I spent two hours looking for an all-night Staples, 43 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,597 but then, I built this. 44 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:22,100 ♪ Ta-da ♪ 45 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,476 A second murder board. 46 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,770 You dragged me outta bed for this? 47 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:27,480 Most working adults are up by 8:00 a.m. 48 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,065 Yes, but, like, farmers. 49 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:32,068 Look, if we're gonna take Sazz seriously as a target, 50 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,403 she deserves her own board. 51 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,573 The voice on the radio says that Sazz was killed 52 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:39,242 because she was asking questions about the West Tower, 53 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:42,078 and Sazz was a ham radio hobbyist. 54 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:45,623 Hm. I like it. Could be a good hook for the podcast. 55 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:48,918 This season, we're not just searching for the killer. 56 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:50,753 We're searching for the victim, too. 57 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:52,213 Oliver, do you wanna record that? 58 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:53,756 Just gimme 10 minutes. 59 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:56,551 What's "Paradise"? 60 00:02:58,052 --> 00:03:01,139 Uh-- Nothing. It's just-- It's just something someone told me. 61 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,223 Who? 62 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:03,850 Sazz. 63 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,143 When? 64 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:09,063 Last night. In my dream. 65 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,192 Ask him if he can draw a clock. 66 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,819 If he can't draw a clock, it's Alzheimer's. 67 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,864 Look, forget about this. This is not important. 68 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:21,201 The point is, if Sazz was the target, we need to fill in the blanks of her life. 69 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:24,078 Now, obviously, she and I were very close. 70 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:25,955 We shared everything. 71 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:28,666 Two girlfriends, a signature look, 72 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:31,336 and a blood type so rare, it's in the Red Cross Hall of Fame, 73 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,004 but she never told me 74 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,548 why she was asking questions about the West Tower. 75 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,967 Well, I've hit a dead end there. 76 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:40,053 The voice on the radio has gone silent, 77 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,055 and the Westies have been freezing me out 78 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,973 since I started squatting. 79 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:54,484 What is Vince doing in his underwear with that animal leg? 80 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:57,570 If they're not a cult, they're definitely cult-adjacent. 81 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:03,076 Oh. That's a Portuguese flag. Or as the Portuguese call it, 82 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,286 Bandeira das Quinas. 83 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:07,538 I'd recognize that bi-colored rectangle 84 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:10,917 with the green on the hoist and the red on the fly anywhere. 85 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,002 Oliver, you wanna come see the-- 86 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:15,880 Oliver, why are you so sleepy? 87 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,841 I don't know. Usually, your riveting flag facts 88 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:20,635 are like a shot of adrenaline. 89 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,471 I barely slept last night. 90 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:27,225 Loretta called me, as usual, after she wrapped on set, 91 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,893 and we had a, you know, a nice chat. 92 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:31,354 A little shorter than usual. 93 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,606 And then, she had to run. 94 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:36,526 And then, I took the teeniest tumble 95 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:39,779 into a deep, dark pit of despair. 96 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,739 Look. 97 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,617 I have never seen Instagram that big. 98 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,869 I didn't know Loretta was on there. I should follow her. 99 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:50,832 Her feed is a cornucopia of charming, sunny Hollywood content. 100 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,167 But notice this intruder. 101 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,214 - It's an arm. - Yeah, a male arm! 102 00:04:58,214 --> 00:05:00,049 A taut, rippling arm! 103 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:02,135 And I don't trust its intentions! 104 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:06,889 It's in 11 of her last 14 pictures here. I mean, i-it... 105 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:11,227 She is spending 78% of her documented time 106 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:12,895 with this mystery himbo, 107 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:14,480 and there's no way I can find out who he is. 108 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,025 - You could ask her. - Ask her? 109 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,736 And drive her into this strong, supportive arm? 110 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:22,530 No, that's a one-way ticket to Cuck City, 111 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:25,158 population: Putnam! 112 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,953 Hey, Charles. Sazz was one of Loretta's followers. 113 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:30,705 Sazz was on Instagram? 114 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,290 Yeah. She posted from this place 115 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:35,168 called Concussions the day she died. 116 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,128 What's Concussions? 117 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:41,049 Concussions. It's a stuntman bar. 118 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,551 "This New York institution caters to the lunatics 119 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,054 "who take a beating, so your favorite celebs don't have to. 120 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:50,683 Open to the public since the Civil Rights Act of 1964." 121 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,477 Well, we should go there. Maybe somebody'll know 122 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,687 why Sazz was asking questions about the West Tower. 123 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,314 Oh, they have trivia on Thursday! 124 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:58,149 Jesus, turn your brightness down! 125 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,693 I feel like I just looked right into an eclipse. 126 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:01,778 Oh, right... 127 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,863 Brightness, down! 128 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:08,368 T-Tablet, brightness down! 129 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,869 Down, brightness! 130 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:12,288 Susie, brightness down! 131 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,298 Howard, thanks for watching the apartment. 132 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:05,842 And the pig. 133 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:08,469 {\an8}We cuddled like King Charles and Camilla. 134 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:10,263 {\an8}What is up with this bed anyway? 135 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:14,183 {\an8}It was a regift from Eva Longoria. She said she didn't need two. 136 00:07:14,892 --> 00:07:16,602 {\an8}Well, climb in. 137 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:19,230 {\an8}We can use this time to work on my podcast. 138 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,275 {\an8}Animal Jobs? You know, 139 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,153 {\an8}the podcast about animals and their jobs. 140 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,697 {\an8}Welcome to Animal Jobs, 141 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:30,616 {\an8}the podcast about animals and their jobs. 142 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:33,286 {\an8}I'm here with Henry, the Central Park Clydesdale. 143 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:39,250 {\an8}You won't believe what else he has to say. I have incredible audio. 144 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,336 All I need from you is to learn how to edit, score, mix, and post it. 145 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:45,631 {\an8}I'm sorry, I don't have time to teach Podcasting 101 right now. 146 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:47,550 {\an8}What do you mean? You're squatting and can't leave. 147 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,302 {\an8}You're trapped with me. In a fun way. 148 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,637 {\an8}I-- Someone can't leave. 149 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:53,723 {\an8}I need someone here 150 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:56,726 {\an8}in case Dudenoff shows up and kicks me out. I-- 151 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,311 {\an8}Sorry, I have to follow a lead. 152 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,480 {\an8}It's always about the case with you. 153 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,940 {\an8}It's like you don't care about Animal Jobs at all. 154 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:06,277 No! No, no, no, it's just those guys need me, 155 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:10,114 and you... are... such a self-starter. 156 00:08:10,114 --> 00:08:11,741 No, I'm not. 157 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:14,494 I'm a sad boy who hates being alone. 158 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,538 Look at me. I'm in bed with a pig. 159 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:20,917 You're right where you're supposed to be. I promise. 160 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,669 Just please don't leave until I come back. 161 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,254 Please? Thank you. 162 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:27,215 Thank you for the pig. Bye, Hammy. 163 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,760 Bye. 164 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,596 Now, before we get to this bar, a word of warning. 165 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,933 Stuntmen are not like us. They can be insular and provincial. 166 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,768 Have you ever been to Hell's Kitchen? 167 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:41,812 Yeah, I've eaten at Oliver's. 168 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:45,274 I, for one, love getting out and seeing the real New York. 169 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:48,569 "The humblest hovels house the happiest hearts." 170 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:49,862 As Ronnie would say. 171 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,864 - What? - Who's Ronnie? 172 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,992 Oh, Ronnie's short for Veronica, 173 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:57,411 the feisty grandma from Joliet, Illinois, 174 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:59,205 who loves crafting, Merlot, 175 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,499 and the power of positive thinking. 176 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,000 - She's my Finsta. - Oh! 177 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,461 - What's a Finsta? - Oh, no. 178 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:07,296 A fake Instagram account. 179 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:10,132 I'm whimsically surveilling my girlfriend to see if I should be worried 180 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:12,510 by using a fun, friendly avatar, 181 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:15,346 posing as her number-one fan. 182 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:18,516 Loretta has already responded to two of Ronnie's comments. 183 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,434 This is a disaster in the making. 184 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:22,895 - Please refocus. - You're right. 185 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:26,983 "Where my attention goes, energy flows." 186 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:29,777 That's so Ronnie. 187 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,948 Dropping it. 188 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:52,883 Humblest hovels is right. 189 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,849 I'm doing recon for the murder board. 190 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,518 Uh, do you maybe wanna turn off the shutter sound? 191 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,061 And the flash? 192 00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:06,814 And the sepia filter? Do you need me to take that from you? 193 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,566 Let's talk to the barkeep first. 194 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,484 He's not only the keeper of the bar, 195 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:12,486 but also its secrets. 196 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:15,740 Yeah, I'll join you. I'm fluent in "everyman." 197 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,411 Hey, bro. 198 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,664 Yeah, I think I'll just have, uh, 199 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,291 uh, I'll have a cabernet. 200 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,376 Uh, 2011, if you have it. Anything French, whatever. 201 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:30,004 And I will have 202 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:33,049 a Cosmopolitan. Not too pink. 203 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:37,887 Ideally in a boot. 204 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,640 What are you really here for? 205 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,143 We were hoping we could ask a few questions about Sazz Pataki. 206 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:46,145 I'm not talking to you. 207 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,605 Well, maybe my friend 208 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,316 Mr. Lincoln will change your mind. 209 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,318 Mister... 210 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,571 - ...Abraham Lincoln. - Ooh. 211 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,366 Hmm. 212 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:01,535 Uh, well, maybe this... 213 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,120 will grease the wheels. 214 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,166 That's in addition to the five. 215 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,920 Think of all the tattoos you can finish with that. 216 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,171 Ooh. 217 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,924 Well, maybe this will unzip your lips. 218 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,676 Can you break this? 219 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,095 I give you the 20, you give me back 15, take the five, 220 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:22,223 add it to the six, for a total of 11. 221 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,059 Please just take his money so this can stop. 222 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,727 Hey! 223 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,521 These guys giving you trouble? 224 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:32,441 Take it easy, everybody. I'm Charles-Haden Savage. 225 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,653 Sazz Pataki was my stunt double. 226 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:39,156 Not here. In here, you're Sazz's acting double. You're just a face. 227 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:43,619 - We don't like faces. - You know what we say about faces? 228 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,996 Deep down, you're all asses. 229 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:49,083 Hold on. I'm not like other faces. 230 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,793 Sazz was my friend. 231 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,462 - We're trying to solve her murder. - Right. 232 00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,131 For your podcast. 233 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,924 You're profiting off her death. 234 00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:59,677 Meanwhile, the people who really loved her can't even give her 235 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,513 the traditional stuntman's funeral she deserves! 236 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,014 What? Why not? 237 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,600 No body, no funeral. 238 00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:20,698 Uh, wha... 239 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,742 - Ben Glenroy? - Uh... ah... 240 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,536 Ben's dead, ya eejit. 241 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,584 He's gone forever. Oh, he'd love to be here, 242 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,127 but there's no possible way. 243 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,546 Youse can't come back from the dead, now, can ya? 244 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,841 I'm Glen Stubbins, 245 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,801 Ben's stunt double. 246 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,303 Oh yeah, I can see it. 247 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:45,681 Or I was, till you feckers rubbed him out. 248 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,516 Who feckers? Us feckers? 249 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,602 All yas feckin' feckers took him from me! 250 00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:52,897 You got a... for your man. 251 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,024 Cheers. 252 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,530 For 15 years, I took every lump and fall 253 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,115 for that doll of a man. 254 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,328 Then, someone got in his ear about making his mark on the stage! 255 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,663 One month later, boom! 256 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:14,585 Then later, that... same night, boom again! 257 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,921 My number one was gone. 258 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,715 Hey, do you see 'em? Eh. 259 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:21,217 Just, just stamp! 260 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,635 - Ah! - Hey! 261 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,678 Peeping at me with their beady little eyes! 262 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:25,930 Oh! 263 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,014 Come on, Stubbins. 264 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:30,184 For the last time, Glen, there's no rats in this bar. 265 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,645 Oh, curse your eyes, there's no rats. What do you call that? 266 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:36,065 Where is it? Come on! Hey! Where'd it go? 267 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,738 Don't you see 'em? 268 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:46,492 There's no rats. What do you call this? What do you call that?! What do you-- Ah! 269 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,161 Do-Do you see 'em? 270 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,789 Guys, that's the purple light 271 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,834 from Sazz's last selfie. I have to get in that back room. 272 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,170 You've been here long enough. Faces, out. 273 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,132 Don't worry, boyos. I'll finish 'em off. 274 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,634 Time to introduce 'em 275 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,220 to Bono... 276 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,972 and The Edge. 277 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,269 That went well! 278 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,353 Wait, wait! 279 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,815 Sorry. 280 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,609 Charles, a-apologies. I didn't mean to rile ya up back there. 281 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,611 You threatened me with half of U2! 282 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,697 Yeah, I was just keeping up appearances, weren't I? 283 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,198 Look, Chuck, 284 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,993 I'm begging ya. Can you help me get a job on your film? 285 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,245 You lost your stunt double. I lost my acting double. 286 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,330 We could make each other whole again. 287 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,874 I don't need a double. 288 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,584 Eh? Well... 289 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,711 Not even one that can do this? 290 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,338 Oh, my God! 291 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,133 - Or this? - Whoa! 292 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,770 Uh... 293 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,110 Huh? 294 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,366 Oh God... 295 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,660 Eh? 296 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,455 Impressive, but if you wanna double for Charles, 297 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,582 all you really need to do is believably walk into 298 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,083 an easy-entrance bathtub. 299 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,669 Watch me throw myself through the window. 300 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,296 - No, no, no! - Stop! Um... 301 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,465 We, we will get you a job 302 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,383 - on the movie they're making about us. - Yes. Yes. 303 00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,844 Oh! Thank the Virgin. 304 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,013 My face would've been slashed to ribbons. 305 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,557 Only... 306 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,893 if you tell us what's going on in that back room. 307 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,771 We know that Sazz was there the day she died. 308 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,981 Well, she was probably seeing Dr. Maggie. 309 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:42,650 Who's Dr. Maggie? 310 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,777 Dr. Maggie. Oh, well, 311 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,780 it's not really words that can describe what she is. 312 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,865 Yeah, miracle worker. 313 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,201 Exorcist of sorts. She helps... 314 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,079 uh, release the pain demons that plague us stunt folk 315 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,206 just by simply cracking our bones. 316 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,375 S-So, she's a chiropractor. 317 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,961 There is a word. 318 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,964 Well, Sazz was always with Dr. Maggie getting cracked. 319 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,466 - Can you get us back there? - What? Wait. 320 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,801 Sazz was in pain? 321 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,219 Loads of pain, thanks to you. 322 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,845 Of course, she never would've let on. 323 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,430 It's the stuntman way. 324 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:17,643 Is it okay if I-I go back there alone? 325 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:21,313 Oh, uh, s-sure. Are you alright? 326 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,692 Totally. I just think if there's something to be faced back there, 327 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,819 I, Sazz's face, 328 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,529 should be the one to face it. 329 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,115 Well, you know what Ronnie would say. 330 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,325 "If you don't face your fears, 331 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,577 your fears will eat your face." 332 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:38,664 Sorry. Not Ronnie's finest work. 333 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,710 Well. Well, come h-- I-I'll take you back. 334 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,294 Oh, and, um, 335 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,171 mind the rats. 336 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,424 I'll see you back at the Arconia. 337 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,601 We're here with Hammy Faye. 338 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:03,313 Now, Hammy Faye, it's true that most pigs can hunt for truffles, 339 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:05,441 but is it also true that, if trained properly, 340 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,526 they can also be golf caddies? 341 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,573 Hello? 342 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,287 Dudenoff, is that you? 343 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,254 "Do you have what it takes to be a star?" 344 00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:28,881 Well, I think so. 345 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,341 "Open auditions for the new Only Murders movie. 346 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,552 No experience necessary." 347 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,512 Oh, Hammy. 348 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,264 We can't leave. 349 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:39,767 We could never betray Mabel. Not for just... 350 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:43,270 some long-shot chance at a part on the silver screen. 351 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,356 Never. 352 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,946 I'm Howard Morris. Tim Kono c-- 353 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,032 I'm gonna start again. 354 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,827 I'm Howard Morris. 355 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:02,081 Tim Kono complained a lot about Evelyn. 356 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,626 He said she gave him asthma attacks. 357 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:06,960 He threatened to shoot her. 358 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,338 Evelyn may have had nine lives, 359 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,423 but I cut his one short. 360 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,051 Thank you. 361 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,848 What is happening right now? 362 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,059 - What? - Seriously? What are you doing? 363 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,685 That's what I was wondering. 364 00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:26,105 Well, I'm acting. The, um... 365 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,815 I'm acting the part of Howard? 366 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,651 I feel like I'm doing Ayahuasca in Boise, Idaho. 367 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,735 You make me wanna vomit. 368 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:35,781 What I believe Trina and Tawny are saying is that... 369 00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,951 we... love you? 370 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,787 Oh, good! Oh, I can't wait to play myself. 371 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,915 Oh, you're not playing you. Josh Gad's playing you. 372 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,458 Wait, so I didn't get the part? 373 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,377 What I believe Trina and Tawny 374 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,296 are saying is, unfortunately, no, you did not. 375 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,924 Of course not, but you're amazing. 376 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,467 And we're gonna nurture you. 377 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,222 See you next week. The same time. Okay. 378 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:03,267 Eh, Dr. Maggie? Your, uh, man here wants to see ya. 379 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,351 Can you fit him in? 380 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,311 Oh, I don't want an adjustment. 381 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,230 I just wanna ask a few questions. 382 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,440 - Okay. - Well, eh, don't mind me. 383 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,152 I'll be hiding on the rat-baffler. 384 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,946 They can't recognize me when I'm upside down. 385 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,242 I wanna ask about Sazz Pataki. 386 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,035 I know she was here the day she died, 387 00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:24,413 and there's nothing stopping you from talking about her. 388 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,915 You're not protected by HIPAA laws because you're not a real doctor. 389 00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,792 Then how'd she get a "Dr." before her name? 390 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,252 They don't just give those away. 391 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,379 Chiropractics is a pseudoscience, no offense. 392 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,715 Hm... I'm sorry. 393 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,967 It physically hurts me to see a body this tense. 394 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:40,137 - Hm? Huh? - Have you ever had locked-in syndrome? 395 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,681 Is this your original arm? 396 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,142 We can talk, but not until you get on my table. 397 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,351 I told you, I don't believe in-- 398 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,812 Just breathe! 399 00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:50,522 Where the hell is Dudenoff? 400 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,192 Those cult card players must have told him I'm squatting 401 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,693 in his place by now. 402 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,778 - Oh, my God! It's a breakthrough! - What? 403 00:19:56,778 --> 00:20:00,240 Ronnie's bonded with Loretta about their shared love of decoupage, 404 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,368 and she's about to ask about the mystery arm. 405 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:06,496 Hmm. Okay, this is not how you build trust in a relationship. 406 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,165 What's a cute word for "arm"? 407 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,459 Man branch? Hug helper? Chesticle? 408 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,752 What has gotten into you? 409 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,170 Into me?! 410 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,088 I'm worried about who's getting into Loretta! 411 00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:18,175 - Oliver! - Alright. Okay. 412 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,471 You know, I almost proposed to Loretta in LA. 413 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:25,641 Yeah, I know. 414 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,559 I was right there, 415 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,436 and then I didn't. 416 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:30,896 Why not? 417 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,023 Eh, one failed marriage, who hasn't been there? 418 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,150 Two failed marriages? 419 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,985 People start asking questions. 420 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,154 Why do you assume it would fail? 421 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:42,908 Because she's living the glamorous life of a starlet 422 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,410 with arms coming at her from every direction. 423 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,746 Because... 424 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,082 I always fail. 425 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,002 C-Can I have my iPad back, please? 426 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:56,880 Fine, but no good can come of this Ronnie thing. 427 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,841 Mabel, I have something I need to say. 428 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:02,886 You clearly don't have time to support my creative efforts, 429 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,514 so I am exiting our one-sided relationship. 430 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,100 I believe this belongs to you. 431 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,935 Uh... 432 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,482 She likes when you scratch under her armpits. 433 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,109 And she makes this special little face 434 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,652 when she has to poopy that-- You know what? 435 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,362 I can't trust you with her. 436 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,782 Uh-- Wait, Howard! 437 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,660 If you're here, who's watching the Dudenoff apartment? 438 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,412 Oh... 439 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,795 Go ahead. Ask your questions. 440 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:40,090 Uh, I know Sazz was here the day she died. 441 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,341 What did she-- Ah! 442 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,051 Talk about?! 443 00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:44,553 Mostly about her pain. 444 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,805 And how excited she was to finally retire. 445 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,766 Oh, wait. Sazz said she was retiring! 446 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,978 Transitioning into a new career. 447 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,147 She didn't say what, but it had something to do 448 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,232 with a difficult relationship she was in. 449 00:21:57,232 --> 00:22:00,485 She was tired of giving more than she got from this person. 450 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,197 But she didn't know how to get away. 451 00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:07,367 This may sound random, but... 452 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,953 did she ever mention "paradise"? 453 00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,705 Not that I remember. 454 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:15,375 I have to warn you. When a back as frozen as yours unlocks, 455 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,919 it can release a lot of feelings. 456 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,757 Some people describe it as an out-of-body experience. 457 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,343 I'm not worried. The only out-of-body experience I ever had 458 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,012 is when I saw Edward Hopper's Nighthawks at the Chicago Art-- 459 00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:34,728 Sazz? 460 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,813 Sazz! 461 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:40,609 Wait up! Are you trying to get away from me? 462 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,073 Oh, my God. 463 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,824 Ah, it's just a scratch. 464 00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:50,619 I told ya, I'm trying to get to paradise. You coming? 465 00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:02,172 Whew... 466 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,758 Wow. 467 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:07,344 You were out for a minute there. Are you alright? 468 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,139 Physically, yes. 469 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:14,351 Emotionally, no. 470 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:17,646 That bad relationship Sazz said she was in... 471 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,565 ...I'm afraid it was with me. 472 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:23,235 Aw. 473 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,821 - What have you got for heartache, Mags? - Well, 474 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:29,116 relationship worries are stored in the pelvic floor, so-- 475 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:32,202 Whoa-ho-ho! No. No. 476 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:35,247 We'll-- We'll c-- We'll call this a hit right here, 477 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:39,209 so you did it. Thank you, but mm-mm. Yeah. 478 00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:43,422 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. 479 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,805 What are you doing here? 480 00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:55,308 We could ask the same thing of you. 481 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,773 I could have this place swarming with cops in two minutes. 482 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,192 - No, no, no, no no. No more cops. - Then, can you just 483 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:05,944 tell me what kind of cult you are? 484 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:09,239 What are we talking, sex, Satan, or vitamins? 485 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,032 - We're not a cult. - Oh, really? 486 00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:13,326 You all talk on ham radios, live communally, 487 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:16,204 play a weird card game, and eat... 488 00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:17,664 bathtub pork. 489 00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:19,916 When you say it like that, I can track it. 490 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:21,626 Okay, so then what's going on? 491 00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:27,048 That's it. I'm calling Detective Williams. 492 00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:28,383 Fine. 493 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,511 - I'll tell you. - No, Vince! Don't! 494 00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:33,889 Hey. What if we cut her in? 495 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,391 She does need a place to live. 496 00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:39,936 - Oh, so she can have her own apartment? - Yes. She's an adult. 497 00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:41,855 - I'm an adult. - Let's act like it. 498 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,315 Cut me into what? 499 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,613 What I'm about to tell you could ruin many lives. 500 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:53,116 The information must never leave this room. 501 00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:57,120 Okay, but I'm definitely telling Charles and Oliver. 502 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,291 Get 'em. 503 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,012 What... 504 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,181 What are these? 505 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,474 Leases? 506 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:20,602 We're illegally subletting rent-controlled apartments. 507 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,646 We're not a cult. 508 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,564 It's a rent-control scheme. 509 00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:27,817 Although I have suggested getting matching bathrobes in the past. 510 00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:30,445 Every apartment on this floor was rented 511 00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:32,697 by Professor Dudenoff years ago. 512 00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:35,242 We all met Professor Dudenoff at one point or another. 513 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,410 We all needed a cheap place to live. 514 00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:40,413 He saw that we were... What's the word? 515 00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:41,498 Weirdos? 516 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:43,667 I was looking for something softer, but yeah. 517 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:47,170 - Weirdos. - It can be hard to survive in this city 518 00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,089 when you march to the beat of your own drum. 519 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,132 You need somebody to have your back. 520 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:53,009 Professor Dudenoff was that for us. 521 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:56,930 Professor Dudenoff retired to Portugal, but he still takes care of us every month. 522 00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:59,933 He sends us his favorite jamón, 523 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,101 and we send him rent. 524 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,311 He lives like a king in Portugal, 525 00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:06,398 and we get to live in the Arconia for peanuts. 526 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,400 How much is peanuts? 527 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,240 200. 528 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,659 Dollars? A month?! 529 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,578 That's what you could be paying, too. 530 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:23,456 If you keep this out of the podcast. 531 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,961 Wait. The voice on the ham radio said-- 532 00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:31,131 - That was Helga, my ex-girlfriend. - Your crazy ex-girlfriend. 533 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:34,634 - You deserve so much better. - Okay, she's just very slightly unhinged, 534 00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,596 but she's from Finland, you know? It's cold and dark there. 535 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:40,515 They spend a lot of time inside their own heads. 536 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:43,977 She said Sazz got killed for asking about you guys. 537 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,479 Killed? For asking about us? 538 00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:48,315 I've never even met Sazz! 539 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:51,818 Helga's working through some issues. A little paranoia. 540 00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:54,821 It's sad. I blocked her on my cell. 541 00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:56,281 I showed you guys, 542 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,949 but she keeps trying to reach me on the ham. 543 00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:00,994 So, Helga's just... nuts? 544 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:03,788 Look, we're just a family of weirdos here. 545 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,833 Helga was the wrong kind of weirdo. 546 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,086 But, you... 547 00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:13,256 You could be the right kind of weirdo. 548 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,343 What do you say? 549 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:25,727 Okay, so you're telling me the Westies play a game called "Oh Hell," 550 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,646 and somehow they're not a Satanist cult? 551 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,230 Apparently not. 552 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:32,400 I mean, their story is so crazy, I kinda believe it. 553 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,195 And at $200 a month, I can't afford not to. 554 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:37,572 I feel bad about Howard. 555 00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:41,159 He needed a Dudenoff today, and I dropped the ball. 556 00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:43,953 Take one trick. 557 00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:45,622 He'll come back around. 558 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,374 Unlike my Loretta. 559 00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:50,710 - I'll take two. - At least she's still alive. 560 00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:53,046 Sazz sacrificed everything for me, 561 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:55,715 and by the time I realized it, it was too late to make it up to her. 562 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,551 I'll take none. 563 00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:00,553 Maybe Ronnie should ask Loretta-- 564 00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:03,181 Okay, R-Ronnie is still with us? 565 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:06,851 Oliver, I know you're doing this because you're afraid to lose Loretta, 566 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:08,436 but if she finds out, 567 00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:10,814 you are gonna lose her. 568 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,859 Okay, fine. 569 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,153 I'll put Ronnie down. 570 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,493 No, I can't. 571 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:24,869 I can't do it. Mabel, you kill her. 572 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:31,000 Alright. Well, does Ronnie have any last words? 573 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,627 "We say bye-bye... 574 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:36,423 because one bye is never enough." 575 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:39,801 Okay, nice eulogy. Funeral over. 576 00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:44,097 Funeral. 577 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:46,683 Maybe there is something I can still do for Sazz. 578 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:54,232 You need a body? 579 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:55,859 I'm your body. 580 00:28:57,777 --> 00:29:02,240 When a face learns to appreciate their double's sacrifices, 581 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,243 it can make for a special bond. 582 00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:07,328 One that lasts a lifetime 583 00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:09,247 or even beyond. 584 00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:10,832 Alright now, you sure you can handle this? 585 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,919 Sazz stood in for me so many times. 586 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:16,796 The least I can do is lie down for her. 587 00:29:16,796 --> 00:29:17,964 Oh! 588 00:29:17,964 --> 00:29:20,800 Alright, animals, gather around! Listen up. 589 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,596 We are here to pay tribute to the great Sazz Pataki. 590 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,056 - Sazz! - First among us gone too soon. 591 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:29,058 She lies before us now in state. 592 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,394 We'll begin the service with the traditional 593 00:29:31,394 --> 00:29:33,772 stuntman's margarita. 594 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:37,567 - Ready. Steady. Sláinte. - Sláinte! 595 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:45,617 Who wants to tell Sazz how much she meant to 'em? Line up. 596 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,702 - I got the breakaways. - Good man. 597 00:29:47,702 --> 00:29:49,579 ♪ And joy be with you ♪ 598 00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:51,539 Aw, Sazz. 599 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:54,709 When I clipped that sailboat in that gnarly hang-gliding wreck, 600 00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:57,170 you came with me to get my prosthetic shins. 601 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,463 I love you, man! 602 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:02,550 ♪ ...the parting glass and drink a health ♪ 603 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:07,555 ♪ Whate'er befalls ♪ 604 00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:09,641 Lie still, dead man. 605 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,352 ♪ Gently rise and softly call ♪ 606 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:13,770 Next! 607 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:16,105 ♪ Goodnight and joy be to... ♪ 608 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:19,359 Sazz. You taught me to put my fireproof jockstrap 609 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:21,736 in the freezer before a blow-up. 610 00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:25,240 Shrunk my dick. You saved me from burning my balls off. 611 00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:28,159 Thanks, pal. 612 00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:30,829 ♪ ...for my going away ♪ 613 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,414 ♪ And all the sweethearts ♪ 614 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:35,625 ♪ That e'er I had ♪ 615 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:38,837 Right. Well, my favorite Sazz story. 616 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:42,507 Bunch of us lads got hired as stunt consultants on Jackass Forever. 617 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:47,053 This was the one where that shite fucker Rex Bailey got his heel blown off 618 00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:49,514 teaching Johnny Knoxville how to get fired out of a cannon. 619 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:51,808 Anyways, 620 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:53,810 Steve-O... 621 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:58,064 kept calling me Lucky Charms Boy. Magically delicious! 622 00:30:58,064 --> 00:31:02,068 Pink hearts, yellow moons, green clovers, orange stars, 623 00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:05,238 blue diamonds, every feckin' marshmallow in the box! 624 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,368 And Sazz, bless her... 625 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:12,579 she put him in an arm bar until... 626 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:15,748 ♪ I gently rise and softly call ♪ 627 00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:17,834 until he pissed this trousers. 628 00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:22,755 Oh, Sazz, love, 629 00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:25,800 we're fucked if we know how to stagger on without ya. 630 00:31:32,181 --> 00:31:34,893 Was that a real bottle, you asshole? 631 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,519 You set them up, you prick! 632 00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:40,148 Are you calling me a Rex Bailey? 633 00:31:40,773 --> 00:31:42,483 Ye feckin' cock! 634 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:55,038 Just like Sazz would've wanted. 635 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,296 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 636 00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:09,010 - Hey, Sazz. - Hey! 637 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,554 You okay? That last hit you took looked pretty rough. 638 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:12,931 Ah, piece of cake. 639 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,308 But someday, I won't be able to take the hits anymore, 640 00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:17,268 and then, you know what I'm gonna do? 641 00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:21,064 I'ma open up a trampoline park like the ones I used to go to with my dad. 642 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:25,652 Where a kid can learn how to fly and how to fall. 643 00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:28,488 Train the next generation of stunt people. 644 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:31,616 The Sazz Pataki Impact Academy. 645 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:35,203 Why not build it here? Location manager said this lot's for sale. 646 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,538 Or it will be after the Superfund cleanup. 647 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:40,917 Ah, yeah. Maybe. 648 00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:44,003 Uh, and let's keep this under our hat, huh? 649 00:32:44,003 --> 00:32:46,673 The other stunt guys would laugh at this. 650 00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:49,092 But I can trust you. You're my number one. 651 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:13,366 This is it. Sazz's Paradise. 652 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:16,077 - Is this a toxic waste dump? - It was. 653 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,453 Government cleaned it up. 654 00:33:18,454 --> 00:33:19,455 Hmm. 655 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,541 Yuck. 656 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,218 This was her dream. 657 00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:35,513 She came so close. 658 00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:37,807 Wait. Did you hear that? 659 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,268 Is somebody in there? 660 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:42,645 Careful. 661 00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:47,984 - What is this place, a hideout? - Kinda spooky. 662 00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:50,319 This is really gonna drain my battery. 663 00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:51,779 Let me know if you see an outlet. 664 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:55,616 Oh! 665 00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:58,244 Thank God, someone from show business. 666 00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:01,164 Don't move or I'll blow your fucking brains out.