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[Mabel Mora]
So what's next, podcast-wise?
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- [gunshot, glass shatters]
- [body thuds]
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[Oliver Putnam]
What we need is a hot, fresh, dead body,
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preferably right here
or very near to here.
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I got another email from that Bev Melon.
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They wanna make a movie of our podcast.
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- Paramount?
- They wanna fly us all out to LA
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- for some meeting next week.
- [applause, cheering]
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Let's talk movies!
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[Charles-Haden Savage]
I invited Sazz to the party,
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but she's back to not responding
and she usually gets right back to me.
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She had something "sensitive"
to discuss with me.
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She's had so many joints
replaced by metal.
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Apparently, the best ones
come from Bulgaria.
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What's all this?
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[Lester] [on phone] You need
your kitchen window replaced.
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Something left a little hole.
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[Charles]
Like a bullet hole?
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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[Sazz Pataki]
Okay, make-- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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Well, hold on there.
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Stunt people are not actually daredevils.
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Sure, we find danger sexy.
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You know, we like to flirt with it,
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buy it a drink,
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but we don't let it get into our pants.
You know?
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We do danger safely.
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So, if we do get hurt,
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we live to fall another day.
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[slight chuckle]
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You know who taught me that?
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The best stuntman in the world.
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My old man, Slim Pataki.
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[♪ nostalgic music playing]
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- I come from a long line of stunt people.
- [Slim Pataki] Are you ready?
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- [young Sazz] Yeah!
- Here we go!
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[adult Sazz] You know,
while most parents are trying
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to keep their kids away from danger...
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- [screams]
- Oh!
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...mine taught me how to play in it.
Honest to God.
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Again, again, again!
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[adult Sazz]
There's no point in trying not to fall.
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You always fall.
But the trick is
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you get up, you dust yourself off,
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and make sure you don't become dust.
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[♪ nostalgic music fades out]
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[Mabel]
Charles, are you okay?
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[Oliver]
What do you need? We're here.
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What do I do?
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I can't wash her down the drain! Ah!
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M-Maybe we could...
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get a wipe?
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Yes. Yes, a nice, respectful wipe.
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Sazz can't end up on a wipe.
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Well, you could just leave them like that.
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Then, you'd have permanent
Sazz hands. [chuckles]
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I'd like to take that one back.
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I'm gonna call the police.
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- Okay.
- Great. Yeah.
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- Do you want me to--
- No.
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I know what I'll do. [sniffles]
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I'll wash her into a bowl.
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- Great plan.
- A bowl!
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Then, I can take the water and ashes,
pour 'em into something,
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let the water evaporate.
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Maybe a Mason jar!
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- Oh, homey. Cozy. What a good-- That--
- Yes, a Mason jar.
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- I love Mason jars.
- And we will go get that for you now.
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Yes.
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[cabinet opens]
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- [Mason jar clinks]
- [♪ heartfelt music playing]
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Sazz...
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♪
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♪
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- [splashing]
- Ah!
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[gasping]
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[gasps]
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[splashing]
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[sighs]
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Hey, hey, hey, don't sweat it.
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Me being dead is
the least of your problemos.
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Also, get your hands off my boobs.
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- [♪ lively theme song playing]
- [♪ Sazz whistling]
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[♪ vocalizing]
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[♪ theme song fades out]
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[air whistling]
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[Oliver]
Um... [grunts]
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[gagging, sniffling]
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[sputtering]
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Oh, God, she's all over me, too!
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'Course this is the week my dry cleaner
bumps up his pricing.
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Oliver, will you stop shaking Sazz
onto the floor and line up the shot?
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Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry.
O-Okay. So-- Alright.
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So, if that's where Sazz was hit,
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then the angle puts the shooter
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in the corner apartment across the way.
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[Mabel]
But, what if...
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she was shot here and then fell?
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Then, she was shot by the--
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- the window next door.
- [Charles] Okay!
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My hands are clean.
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Sazz is in the jar,
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not in this room.
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I'm gonna put her right here.
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Okay, s-- Wait, no!
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I'm gonna put her here
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because Sazz used to love
sitting on this counter.
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So, this is absolutely--
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Unless we put her over--
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No, this is good.
This is absolutely good
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because it is time to enact protocol.
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Let's call the police.
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- Hold on! Hold on.
- Wait! I mean,
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- yes, do what you need to do.
- Whatever you need.
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Absolutely, Charles.
It's just that we thought
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maybe we could talk to some people
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before the whole building...
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comes under siege.
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Okay. What do we know so far?
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Okay, so Sazz came up here for the wine.
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There's a bullet hole in the glass.
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And I found a couple of shards
on the window seal,
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so it seems the bullet came in, not out.
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And also, Howard's cadaver dog
thinks there was a body about here,
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and then dragged to the trash chute
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by someone who had
access to your apartment,
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which is terrifying.
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And we know we found
Sazz in the incinerator.
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[sighs] Poor Sazz.
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Poor Sazz.
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I wish I had something to add,
but I'm just a manifestation
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of your rapidly declining
mental state, so...
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The shot came from the West Tower,
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probably somewhere
across on the 14th floor.
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But we need to know
exactly where the body was
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to know which apartment.
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Oh! We could Luminol the floors!
I could Postmates us a bottle.
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Yes!
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A-And what is Luminol,
my little murder nerds?
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It's a chemical that makes
blood glow in the dark.
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Also, other bodily fluids.
That's how I found out
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what the construction workers
were doing in my old apartment.
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Ew.
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I don't get it. Who would kill Sazz?
Everybody loves Sazz.
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Well, remember,
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the shooter was in the Arconia,
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focusing on... your apartment.
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And they shot a person dressed like you
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in your kitchen.
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You see where this is going!
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I see where this is going!
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You think I was the target?
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That's preposterous!
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I was People magazine's
8th Most Beloved TV Cop!
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In 1989.
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'91.
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[Sazz]
Hmm.
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Okay, clearly Sazz was
into something weird,
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but what about these notes
we found in her apartment?
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You got-- Look, look.
"Sick pup."
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This one just has random numbers.
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- [Oliver] Yeah.
-"Dudenoff."
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No idea what that means.
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"Looking at Charles."
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It's a mistake to make assumptions
this early in an investigation.
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[Sazz]
Don't let them get in your head.
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If you were the target,
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it means I was killed because of you,
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and that kind of guilt will paralyze you.
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We don't know who the target was!
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[Oliver groans]
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[Oliver]
Listen,
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buddy, m-maybe we make lists of people
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who, uh, hate you
and people who hated Sazz.
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Might be fastest to start with Sazz.
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Ah...
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Sazz was dating Jan, a convicted murderer,
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and Sazz said she needed
to break up with Jan.
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And we know what Jan does to
people who break up with her.
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Okay, but Jan is in prison,
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and you broke up with her, too.
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Right. I'm calling 911.
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It's been a week, and Sazz's
Bulgarian left shoulder and knee
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are still in that incinerator.
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[line ringing]
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[operator] [on phone]
911. Are you in immediate danger?
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No! There's no proof of that!
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- [operator] Alright, then please hold.
- [beep, line ringing]
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[NYPD hold voice]
Thank you for calling 911.
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There are... 68...
emergencies ahead of you.
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Sixty-eight!
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Okay, it looks like our glorious city
has given us a minute.
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Why don't we talk through
what we know about the residents
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of the West Tower?
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Ah...
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- [♪ plucky music playing]
- The Westies.
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They're an odd bunch. Weirdos.
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Loners.
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Renters.
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You don't have to say it like that.
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Yeah, boomer,
not everyone was alive
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when an apartment cost a bag of beans.
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I'd kill to rent anything.
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[Oliver] Alright, Charles.
Tell us about the Westies
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- and why they might, for argument's sake,
- [record button beeps]
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want you dead.
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There's Stink-Eye Joe.
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[gunshot]
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Seems hostile.
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Always looking over here,
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giving me the stink-eye.
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Ah.
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There's the Sauce Family.
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- [gunshot]
- Always stirring some kind of sauce
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at all hours
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and looking over here.
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Three people, lots of pots,
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- always stirring.
- [Oliver gasps]
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Are they stirring up
a nice batch o' murder?
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[Charles]
There's the oddest one of all.
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Christmas-all-the-Time Guy.
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- [gunshot]
- Handsome guy, always working out.
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Never takes down
his Christmas decorations.
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Wears a Christmas sweater all-year-round.
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That's most of the floor I can see.
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Besides that one apartment
that never opens its blinds.
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I see the lights go on and off sometimes,
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but I never see anyone in there.
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- [Oliver] Interesting.
- [stops recording]
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Okay, let's sniff around
before the cops come.
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I think we have to go down
around the block to get in, right?
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That's right. They sealed off
the West Tower from the real Arconia
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after a Westie opened a brothel.
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Pretty good one, too.
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Okay, Charles, text us when 911 picks up.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Sazz was my stunt double.
I wanna investigate.
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- [closing blinds]
- [Mabel] Listen,
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I know we don't know who the target was,
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but just to be safe,
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why don't you help out in here?
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With the blinds closed.
Stay on hold.
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Make a new murder board.
Um, Postmates the Luminol.
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- [record button beeps]
- Luminol! Postmates.
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It was the most technical we'd ever been.
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[stops recording]
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You know this is all happening.
We might as well just get started.
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Hey!
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You're giving me busy work!
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Charles, this is a big job.
We need you to stay safe in here.
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- And stay on hold.
- Yeah.
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- You don't need to go out there to help.
- Right.
253
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,380
'Course, they tried to shoot you in here.
254
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,257
I was not the target!
255
00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:58,343
Of course, you weren't!
256
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,096
But deadbolt the door.
The killer might have had a key.
257
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,723
We love you, buddy.
258
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,600
We do.
259
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,685
I want to have said that.
260
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,733
[Mabel]
Charles, deadbolt!
261
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,277
[deadbolt clicks]
262
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:19,656
- [sighs]
- Okay, he is talking to no one.
263
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,992
Hey, I've talked to
a few dead people before.
264
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,912
Hey, I once invented a whole Fosse number
of you and Charles dancing.
265
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,497
- You had better gams.
- Hey, what's that?
266
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,041
"Building meeting tonight.
267
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,710
"Keep our home from being overrun
268
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,212
by a Hollywood movie shoot."
269
00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:35,672
No, no, no, no.
This movie has to happen.
270
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:39,676
It's the only way I can keep up
with my sexy, successful girlfriend.
271
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:43,096
Also, did you know Loretta's
co-star is internet famous
272
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,974
for something called
a "Jon Hamm-in-the-pants situation"?
273
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,560
Oh, I know.
Went deep down that rabbit hole
274
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,646
- one rainy afternoon.
- [doors rumble]
275
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:52,189
[Sazz] [on TV]
Gates of Heaven.
276
00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:53,982
You ever seen it?
It's the first time
277
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,360
I ever saw real people
just being themselves
278
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,820
and being worthy as characters, too.
279
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,949
- [TV Sazz continues]
- It was about pet cemeteries.
280
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,076
But with some...
281
00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:07,454
deep existential shit about the afterlife.
282
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,332
[TV Sazz]
And not for the dead so much, I really--
283
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,543
[Charles]
You've been on film hundreds of times,
284
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:15,087
and the only way the world
will remember your face
285
00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:16,421
is on this old documentary.
286
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,298
Well,
287
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,552
being on film is not
the only way to be remembered.
288
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:23,762
[puts down remote]
289
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,723
You know, even if you were the target,
290
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,852
you don't have to feel bad.
291
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,353
That's the gig.
292
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,188
I take hits for my guy.
293
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:40,863
[Charles]
They're just trying to scare me.
294
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,698
I'm not gonna get scared in my own apart--
295
00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:44,032
[loud thump]
296
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,036
[whispers] Closet.
297
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,373
Don't know why I'm whispering.
I'm just your subconscious.
298
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:53,709
[thump]
299
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:56,795
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
300
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,637
♪
301
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,264
Hello, Charles.
302
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:10,475
[wheezing screams]
303
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:14,021
Yep. She's real.
304
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,024
[elevator dings]
305
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,821
[hushed] Wow... The West Tower.
306
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:24,448
[record button beeps]
307
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:28,076
Somewhere in this pit lay a sniper's nest.
308
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:31,205
Okay, this is our one chance
to meet people casually
309
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:34,166
before the cops put everyone on alert.
310
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,627
So, let's look out some windows and chat.
311
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,795
- Look for the weird.
- Okay, first up,
312
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,715
the menacing Stink-Eye Joe.
313
00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:46,303
Okay. [sniffs, clears throat]
314
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,472
[door creaks]
315
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:50,766
Hey! [laughs]
316
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:54,144
It's the famous podcasters
from the East Tower!
317
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:57,481
- Why, yes, that's us.
- Uh, hi, I'm Mabel.
318
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,066
I don't know if you're aware,
319
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,818
but they're going to be shooting
a movie here based on our podcast.
320
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,530
- [gasps] A movie?
- [Oliver] Yes, major stars. Very exciting.
321
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,865
So we're scouting possible
locations to shoot from.
322
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:09,076
- In! To shoot in.
- Exactly.
323
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,328
With cameras.
N-N-Not bang-bang shoot.
324
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,412
Yeah.
325
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,540
So would you be interested
in showing us your apartment?
326
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:17,543
Oh, yeah! I love the movies!
327
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:20,254
I'll show you anything you want!
Come on in!
328
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,631
[♪ gentle music playing]
329
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,216
Vince Fish.
330
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:27,386
Listen, I gotta apologize
for the eye patch.
331
00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:29,805
I have antibiotic-resistant pink eye,
332
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,808
and it leaves one eye,
and then goes back into the other,
333
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:34,643
and then back and forth
and back and forth like a--
334
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:37,396
like a virus playing hopscotch!
Anyhoo...
335
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:39,439
- [Oliver snorts]
- I gotta put a compress on it,
336
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,525
but I don't like to hold it in my hands
337
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,862
because I'm highly contagious, okay?
338
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,613
So, I came up with this system!
339
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,657
- Ah, pink eye. Yes.
- That's a good idea.
340
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,742
S-So, would you mind if
we glance out your window
341
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,870
to see if it gives us
the right angle on the East Tower?
342
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,621
Yeah, yeah, come on over!
343
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:58,166
Yeah, I-I mean, you get a good
vantage point from over here.
344
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,711
Everybody looks so small.
345
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,880
You could pretend that
they're not even people.
346
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,049
They're just like little ants,
and you just squish 'em!
347
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,968
You just squish 'em!
348
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,220
But I can see your place, Oliver.
349
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,222
Over there on 10.
350
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,391
And, uh, Mabel,
351
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:16,977
y-you used to live at 12, and...
352
00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,021
there's your friend's place.
353
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,858
What's up with him and his lonely omelets?
354
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,359
And why is he always staring?
355
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,905
Well, who could say why
people do what they do.
356
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:30,073
Anyway, a shot from here won't work
357
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,659
because th-the windows are painted shut.
358
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,537
[window struggling]
359
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,122
- [Mabel] Oh. Um...
- Ow.
360
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,249
That's too bad.
361
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:42,711
Yeah.
Must be hard for you Easties to imagine.
362
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,796
You're always lifting your windows,
363
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,257
and letting in the fresh air.
364
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:50,260
Anyhow! I'm going to the neighbors
to play some Oh Hell,
365
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,639
so if you wanna come along, you can.
You can check out their place, right?
366
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,140
- Uh-- Yes.
- Oh, that would be fantastic.
367
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,726
- We'd love that.
- Yeah, super! New friends!
368
00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,311
[Oliver groans]
369
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,608
- Back! Stay back.
- [♪ tense music playing]
370
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,652
How did you get out of prison?
371
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,779
A mix of parkour Sazz taught me
372
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:11,323
and psychosexual manipulation.
373
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:14,409
I won't bore or arouse you with deets.
374
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,745
Well, I'm not bored. [clicks tongue]
375
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,164
And thanks for the tip
about the secret passageways
376
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,832
in the second season of your podcast.
377
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,125
Super helpful.
378
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,378
Charles! Stop scurrying!
379
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,966
I'm not here to kill you.
380
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,969
I broke out because
I'm worried about Sazz.
381
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,887
Worried about Sazz? What, why?
382
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,223
[Jan Bellows]
She called last week and sounded upset.
383
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,100
I haven't heard from her since.
384
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,184
Have you?
385
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,144
[NYPD hold voice] [on phone]
Thank you for calling 911.
386
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,438
There are... 32...
emergencies ahead of you.
387
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,941
Charles.
388
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,569
Why did you call 911?
389
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:51,822
- I'll tell you if you don't kill me.
- I'll kill you if you don't tell me.
390
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:53,907
Touché.
391
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,202
- Oh. [soft laugh]
- [opens dishwasher]
392
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,205
I've been meaning to wash these.
393
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,332
[knives clatter]
394
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,043
[beep, shuts dishwasher]
395
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,545
[dishwasher whirring]
396
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:10,007
- We're really more like family over here.
- [shuts door]
397
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,884
You know, the apartments may be smaller,
398
00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:14,094
- but the hearts are bigger. [laughs]
- Oh.
399
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,638
Maybe that's why
I have an enlarged heart.
400
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,307
[laughing]
401
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:21,101
- Inez!
- [knocking]
402
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:24,146
- We have guests!
- [door creaks]
403
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,733
[gasps] Fresh meat! [laughs]
404
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,859
Ha!
405
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:31,069
- Get in here. [laughing]
- Come on.
406
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:34,865
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- [Inez] Come on. Come on. Oh!
407
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:37,242
- [Mabel] Hi, there.
- Hi! Hi.
408
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,328
- [Inez laughs]
- [awkward laugh]
409
00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:42,664
- Ah! Alfonso! Mira! [laughing]
- [Alfonso] Yeah, mami?
410
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:43,957
Fix your face.
411
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,792
[Vince Fish]
They wanna play Oh Hell with us.
412
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,336
[Alfonso]
Oh! [laughing]
413
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,880
- So nice to finally meet you!
- [patting back]
414
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,216
- Right? A meeting of the towers.
- [kissing]
415
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:54,301
Wh-Why haven't we done this earlier?
416
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,179
- My mom wishes you brought your friend.
- Ana! [laughs]
417
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,555
She's right, though.
418
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:02,100
Mm-hmm.
Inez is in love with Brazzos. [laughs]
419
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,185
Ah...
420
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,937
No, seriously.
When we first moved in,
421
00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:07,689
she spotted him across the courtyard,
almost peed herself.
422
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:11,151
I thought I was gonna have to
take the guy out, you know?
423
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:14,154
Wow. Years of living across from your...
424
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,031
wife's crush must be hard, huh?
425
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:18,367
Especially when your wife
puts on a push-up bra to cook.
426
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:21,912
Can I help it if Brazzos
likes to watch me make sauce?
427
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:23,956
Mom! I need to move out.
428
00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:25,499
Alright, come on, come on.
Let's get started.
429
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:27,751
You're gonna love this game.
430
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,586
But be careful.
431
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,673
It's a little dangerous.
432
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:39,721
- [Inez] Ah-ha! [laughs]
- [all groan]
433
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,348
So?
434
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,684
What do you think of Oh Hell?
435
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:47,729
Well, it's, uh, titillating.
A little confusing.
436
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,566
Reminds me of this traumatic game
of strip Pinochle I once played
437
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:54,152
with the wonderful Frank Langella,
wh-whose drapes do not match the--
438
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,654
He definitely loves it.
439
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:57,406
So, Mabel, did you achieve?
440
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:58,907
I don't think so.
441
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,577
- [Oliver] Oh.
- Okay, I really, really want to.
442
00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,495
- [laughs]
- Why am I so obsessed already?
443
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:04,872
- It's so addictive.
- Mm.
444
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:07,875
I bet your friend Mr. Savage
would like it.
445
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,377
He's my hall pass. You know.
446
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,379
Which is not supposed to be a thing
447
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,756
with anyone you actually
have a chance of meeting
448
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,091
or, you know,
449
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:19,052
anyone who's constantly staring through
your window with his stupid fuckin' face.
450
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,346
Dad, I think you can relax about Brazzos.
451
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,515
He has brittle bones.
Mom would shatter him.
452
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:26,310
- I'd sure like to try!
- [Vince laughs]
453
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,353
Where's this one running off to?
454
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,898
I just need a pick-me-up.
Where's the knife?
455
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,775
Oh, um, on the bathroom sink.
I just sharpened it.
456
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:37,404
[♪ jaunty music playing]
457
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,324
- [Alfonso inhales]
- [Inez] Mm.
458
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:43,243
Alright! Now, I need a hit.
459
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,704
[laughs] You can't resist!
460
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,289
That's my baby!
461
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:48,916
[laughs, sighs]
462
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,125
[knife slices]
463
00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:51,752
♪
464
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:55,923
[Oliver sighs]
465
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:01,303
So, wh-what is going on in the bathroom?
466
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:04,139
Sorry. Westie secret.
467
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,766
[Jan]
A sniper?
468
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,602
[panting]
469
00:21:08,602 --> 00:21:10,687
Snipers are assholes.
470
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:15,067
What's the point of killing
if you're not up close for the release?
471
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,860
That's the best part.
472
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,112
You remember, Charles?
473
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,741
I really loved her.
474
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:27,788
We worked together almost 40 years.
475
00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:29,373
She took every blow for me.
476
00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:31,583
We'd come to the most
dangerous part of the scene,
477
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,502
and the director would yell, "Freeze,"
478
00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:36,547
and I would freeze.
And then Sazz would say...
479
00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:39,132
- Tap in.
-"...Tap in." And then,
480
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:43,011
she would get run over by an airboat
while I had a Fresca.
481
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,681
She couldn't find much doubling work
482
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:47,766
because her height
didn't match many women.
483
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:49,601
[♪ somber music playing]
484
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:53,355
She said you gave her
the shot that started her life.
485
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,565
She loved you.
486
00:21:54,565 --> 00:21:58,110
[sighs] Jeez. This is getting sappy.
487
00:21:58,110 --> 00:22:00,404
She's the reason I haven't killed you,
488
00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:03,198
despite hours of fantasizing.
489
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,201
Well, thank you, Sazz.
490
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,245
Now, I need to borrow a shirt.
491
00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:10,163
This one's covered in prison guard brain.
492
00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:11,957
[Jan sighs]
493
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:16,086
Prison guard brain?
494
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:17,754
That's our Jan.
495
00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:19,756
[Mabel]
Oh, hell!
496
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,426
Wow! I needed that!
497
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:24,219
[grunting]
498
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,138
B-A-D!
499
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:29,975
- [Inez] [gasps] Oh! You won!
- Oh! I achieved?
500
00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:32,644
- [laughter, clapping]
- I achieved!
501
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,104
- [Vince] You did it?
- Oh, my God!
502
00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:37,316
- Oh, I missed it!
- [Alfonso] Okay, newbie.
503
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:40,152
I think that earns you
a trip to the bathroom.
504
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:41,778
Here you go, buddy.
505
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:45,282
Oh. I-I don't know that I-I need to--
506
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:48,076
- [Inez] He's right, you earned it.
- [Alfonso] Ollie.
507
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,704
I insist.
508
00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:51,788
[nervous laugh]
509
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:53,916
[Inez]
Get in there. Get in there.
510
00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:56,418
- [Oliver groans]
- [all] Get in there. Get in there.
511
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,629
- Get in there! Get in there!
- [Ana] Take the knife!
512
00:22:58,629 --> 00:22:59,922
- [Inez] Come on!
- [all] Get in there!
513
00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:03,634
Get in there!
Get in there! Get in there!
514
00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:06,637
- Get in there! Get in there!
- [♪ ominous music playing]
515
00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:09,056
[Inez]
Take that knife! [laughs]
516
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:10,933
[excited chatter]
517
00:23:10,933 --> 00:23:13,018
- Get in there!
- [shrieks]
518
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:15,479
Is that a person?
519
00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:18,482
Don't be ridiculous. It's a ham.
520
00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:20,859
Imported from Portugal, very special.
521
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:22,152
[gasps]
522
00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:24,947
[Oliver] It's a ham, Mabel!
It's a ham in the shower!
523
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:27,115
- [Vince] Yeah!
- Go get it!
524
00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,367
- Alright!
- [cheers]
525
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:30,202
- Alright!
- [laughter]
526
00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:33,789
So, uh, it sounds like we've met most
everybody on this side of the floor
527
00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:36,792
except for Christmas Guy
and whoever is in that place
528
00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:39,711
with the lockbox on it.
Who lives there?
529
00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,672
- Oh, um, that's the Dudenoff place.
- [Inez kicks Ana]
530
00:23:41,672 --> 00:23:43,257
♪
531
00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:44,842
Dudenoff?
532
00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:47,678
Do you know how we could contact them?
533
00:23:47,678 --> 00:23:50,639
[overlapping negative chatter]
534
00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:52,391
I don't even think he has a telephone.
535
00:23:52,391 --> 00:23:54,518
[awkward silence]
536
00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:57,104
Sazz was very worried about you, Charles.
537
00:23:57,104 --> 00:24:00,148
And the day's looking up.
538
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,192
She said she thought
someone had eyes on you.
539
00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:04,987
She was poking around
the building because of it.
540
00:24:04,987 --> 00:24:07,781
This building? She was looking into
someone who lives here?
541
00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:10,242
I don't know,
but last time we talked,
542
00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:13,412
she said she thought there might be
another murderer in the building.
543
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:17,666
It was last Wednesday,
after my Lifers' Hip-Hop Dance Club.
544
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,459
That was the night she died.
545
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,503
Charles, you get rid of the body
546
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,755
because you've killed the wrong person,
547
00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:25,924
and you don't want
the right person on alert.
548
00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:30,095
And, trust me, once you've crossed
over and tried to kill,
549
00:24:30,095 --> 00:24:32,014
if you fail,
550
00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:35,517
you come up with way more
fucked-up ways to finish the job.
551
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,561
- [knocking at door]
- Time to go.
552
00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,605
- [Mabel] Charles!
- [Oliver] Open up!
553
00:24:39,605 --> 00:24:42,566
- [knocking]
- Stupid cops are gonna pin this on me,
554
00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:45,444
- so I gotta disappear.
- [knocking, yelling]
555
00:24:45,444 --> 00:24:48,822
I was hoping to make love one last time,
Charles, before you're murdered.
556
00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:51,742
Maybe at least some mutual masturbation,
but ships passing, I guess.
557
00:24:51,742 --> 00:24:52,826
[Mabel]
Where are you?
558
00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:54,995
- Well, you know, we got a little time...
- I'll miss you, Charles.
559
00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:56,663
I hope it's quick. Woof!
560
00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,999
- [pounding at door]
- [Mabel and Oliver yelling]
561
00:24:58,999 --> 00:25:01,001
- [Oliver] Open up!
- [Mabel] Open the door!
562
00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:02,377
- [Oliver] Charles!
- [Mabel] Charles!
563
00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:06,340
Hi! Okay, so the apartment
with the closed blinds
564
00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:09,051
is someone named Dudenoff.
From Sazz's note!
565
00:25:09,051 --> 00:25:10,677
Now, we don't know who that is,
566
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,888
but the Westies are very weird about it.
567
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:15,307
Also, they eat toilet ham.
568
00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:16,850
- What?
- [Mabel] And Stink-Eye Joe
569
00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,519
- is really just Pink-Eye Joe.
- Yeah.
570
00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:21,271
Which is arguably worse, but--
You made a board!
571
00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:22,731
Oh, that's so good!
572
00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:24,942
Who knows why Sazz was over there,
573
00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:28,070
but there is a lockbox
on that Dudenoff door.
574
00:25:28,070 --> 00:25:29,154
[Charles] [quietly]
Guys.
575
00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:30,489
[mouthing]
576
00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:41,625
Jan was here. She was here!
577
00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:43,794
Jan was here?
578
00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:45,546
- Yeah!
- [Oliver] Uh-huh...
579
00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:47,005
And is she still here?
580
00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:48,340
Well, I didn't-- Ah!
581
00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:49,716
[Sazz]
Can't you still smell her?
582
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,844
I can. [inhales deeply] Mm.
583
00:25:51,844 --> 00:25:52,970
[♪ plucky music playing]
584
00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:56,181
- Charles, Jan is in prison.
- Yeah.
585
00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:58,267
How could she be in your closet?
586
00:25:58,267 --> 00:25:59,518
Parkour.
587
00:26:01,270 --> 00:26:02,813
- Ah.
- [record button beeps]
588
00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:05,065
And that is when we realized
589
00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:08,902
that Charles had begun
his descent into madness.
590
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:10,696
- [stops recording]
- Guys, I was the target.
591
00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:12,573
The shot was for me.
592
00:26:12,573 --> 00:26:14,825
Sazz died for me.
593
00:26:14,825 --> 00:26:16,410
[NYPD hold voice]
Thank you for calling 911.
594
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:19,329
There are... 19...
emergencies ahead of you.
595
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:22,249
- Okay! You're doing good at hold.
- Yeah.
596
00:26:22,249 --> 00:26:23,750
Uh, did you order the Luminol?
597
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,253
- It's on its way.
- [Oliver] Good for you, dude!
598
00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:28,839
- We're proud of ya.
- H-Hey, Oliver.
599
00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:30,799
- Look. The numbers.
- [Oliver] Is that the code
600
00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:33,343
- for the lockbox?
- Maybe.
601
00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:34,511
[shutter snaps]
602
00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:37,055
W-We're gonna try to get
into the Dudenoff place
603
00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:39,558
as fast as possible,
and then we'll be back.
604
00:26:39,558 --> 00:26:41,935
Okay, just text us if the cops pick up
605
00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:44,521
or the Luminol comes.
You're doing great.
606
00:26:46,982 --> 00:26:48,192
[keypad beeping]
607
00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:50,861
Charles isn't doing so great.
608
00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:53,488
Yeah, we have to find the killer soon.
He's a dead man walking.
609
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:56,450
- [lockbox whirs]
- Oh, goody, it works.
610
00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:59,786
- [click, door creaks open]
- [distant street noise]
611
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,371
[lights click, buzz]
612
00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:03,832
[door creaks, shuts]
613
00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:12,966
Okay, if anyone actually lives here,
they're definitely a psychopath.
614
00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:16,595
A ham radio.
So much ham up here.
615
00:27:16,595 --> 00:27:17,721
[shutter snaps]
616
00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:19,723
[shutter snaps]
617
00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:22,226
[blinds rattle]
618
00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:26,688
Hey.
619
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:29,858
Look, there's a footprint on the radiator.
620
00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:32,152
[Oliver] And paint chips.
The window was pried open.
621
00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:34,029
[shutter snapping]
622
00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:36,114
- [window rattles]
- Ah!
623
00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:39,409
This must be the sniper's nest.
624
00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:43,789
It's also pretty spacious for a studio.
625
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,001
Ho, ho, ho.
626
00:27:49,628 --> 00:27:51,630
Is this tinsel?
627
00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:53,715
[Mabel]
Oliver!
628
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:55,717
- What!?
- [Mabel] More ham!
629
00:27:57,803 --> 00:28:00,681
- [oinking]
- He's so cute! What's your name?
630
00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:03,767
Piggie Smalls?
Notorious P.I.G.?
631
00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:05,060
- [loud banging]
- Jesus!
632
00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:06,603
- [pig snorting]
- Oh shit.
633
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:09,398
- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
- [door rattling]
634
00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:11,066
[pig squealing]
635
00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:12,693
[♪ music swells]
636
00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:17,239
- [keypad beeping]
- [pig snorting]
637
00:28:17,239 --> 00:28:19,616
[lockbox whirring]
638
00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:20,701
- [loud bang]
- Oh!
639
00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:22,327
- [♪ hits piano note]
- Shh!
640
00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:23,871
[Oliver snorts]
641
00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:26,331
[whispers] Wait.
642
00:28:26,331 --> 00:28:29,334
- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
- [peephole squeaks]
643
00:28:34,965 --> 00:28:36,717
[♪ music swells]
644
00:28:38,135 --> 00:28:39,178
[door slams nearby]
645
00:28:39,678 --> 00:28:40,679
- [pig squeals]
- [both yell]
646
00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:42,931
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- The pig's loose!
647
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:45,726
Well, at least he has a chance.
Go!
648
00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:51,356
Let's gather up some things
and get outta here.
649
00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:53,817
I'm scared to leave here now.
650
00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:55,402
We stay down here.
651
00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:58,071
Nice and safe.
652
00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:00,490
Forever.
653
00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:05,078
Many cultures sit on the floor to eat.
It'll be great.
654
00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:10,042
[NYPD hold voice]
Thank you for calling 911.
655
00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:12,002
There are... eight...
emergencies ahead of you.
656
00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:13,587
We're almost there.
657
00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:19,134
[text notification chimes]
658
00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:23,472
That would be the Luminol.
659
00:29:24,097 --> 00:29:26,183
Downstairs.
660
00:29:26,183 --> 00:29:28,268
You don't have to go down there.
661
00:29:30,312 --> 00:29:32,022
Delegate.
662
00:29:32,022 --> 00:29:35,609
Let strangers find the killer
of your fiercest protector.
663
00:29:36,235 --> 00:29:37,236
[Sazz sighs]
664
00:29:43,242 --> 00:29:45,744
I've gotta at least go get the box.
665
00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:49,665
[sighs] Just gotta, uh, pick up a package.
666
00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:52,543
That's easy. I pick up a package
without getting kil-- Ew.
667
00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:54,920
Uh-- Okay. [muttering]
668
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,382
I'll go in disguise-- Oh.
I'll go in disguise. Alright.
669
00:29:58,382 --> 00:30:01,009
I'll say to Lester,
"Don't look up and don't say my name,
670
00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:02,553
but give me that package."
671
00:30:02,553 --> 00:30:04,304
- [officer] NYPD!
- [Charles] Don't kill me!
672
00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:05,639
[officers shouting]
673
00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:08,141
- Savage, are you safe?
- What? I don't know, am I?
674
00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:11,228
Jan Bellows escaped using parkour
and psychosexual manipulation.
675
00:30:11,228 --> 00:30:14,481
Then, we found sketches of her doing
some really fucked-up shit to you.
676
00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:16,191
Acid showers, golden showers.
677
00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:17,860
Now, I'm not really sure
how that kills anyone,
678
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:19,319
but we need to inspect your bathroom.
679
00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:21,905
See? She is real! She was here!
680
00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:25,826
She was here?
681
00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:28,912
And you didn't report it,
which you know is a crime?
682
00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:33,333
Savage, is there anything
you wanna tell me?
683
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:35,419
[911 operator]
911, what's your emergency?
684
00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:40,674
Hello?
685
00:30:41,884 --> 00:30:43,927
I'd like to report a murder.
686
00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:47,848
[sighs] Shut the fuckin' fuck up.
687
00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:49,683
You might wanna check the incinerator.
688
00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:53,562
Also, we grabbed your package.
689
00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:57,399
[911 operator]
Sir, did you say a murder?
690
00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:06,783
Come on, let's go.
Cops won't be in the basement forever.
691
00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:08,827
Are we allowed to do this
to a crime scene?
692
00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:11,205
Forgiveness instead of permission
is kind of our thing.
693
00:31:11,205 --> 00:31:13,749
Okay.
And what does this Luminol do again?
694
00:31:13,749 --> 00:31:15,667
It'll show us where Sazz bled out.
695
00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:17,169
- Uh-huh.
- Are you ready?
696
00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:19,713
I...
697
00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:21,965
I need a moment first.
698
00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:35,896
[sighs]
699
00:31:41,151 --> 00:31:42,152
[sighs]
700
00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:50,077
I failed you today, Sazz.
701
00:31:50,619 --> 00:31:54,706
[clicks tongue] Well,
I wasn't at my best either.
702
00:31:54,706 --> 00:31:57,668
- And I'm you, so, yeah.
- [sighs]
703
00:31:58,377 --> 00:32:00,504
- We lost our shit.
- Hm.
704
00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:03,590
How am I ever gonna find your killer
if I'm afraid to go outside?
705
00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:07,678
I don't know how to do this.
All I know how to do is freeze.
706
00:32:07,678 --> 00:32:09,596
You need a stunt double.
707
00:32:10,722 --> 00:32:13,392
- Remember in season one...
- Mm.
708
00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:16,895
...we had that big explosion stunt
at the strip club?
709
00:32:16,895 --> 00:32:18,188
- Mm-hmm.
- And for hours,
710
00:32:18,188 --> 00:32:20,691
you were running and diving in this, uh,
711
00:32:20,691 --> 00:32:22,442
filthy river.
712
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:25,737
- Yeah. My hair caught on fire. Yeah.
- Your hair caught on fire.
713
00:32:25,737 --> 00:32:27,322
And that was all before lunch.
714
00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:30,158
Which I was having, uh,
715
00:32:30,158 --> 00:32:32,244
alone, as usual.
716
00:32:33,245 --> 00:32:34,746
And then,
717
00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:37,291
you came banging on my trailer door,
718
00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:39,543
and you brought in five crew guys
719
00:32:39,543 --> 00:32:41,420
that I had never talked to,
720
00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:45,299
and they all thanked me
for inviting them to a poker game
721
00:32:46,091 --> 00:32:48,218
- which I hadn't.
- Little white lie.
722
00:32:48,218 --> 00:32:49,720
And then,
723
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,306
I had this weekly poker game
724
00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:54,391
for the next eight years.
725
00:32:56,351 --> 00:32:58,187
You found me friends.
726
00:33:00,147 --> 00:33:02,524
- [♪ soft music playing]
- What was that guy? Th-The grip?
727
00:33:02,524 --> 00:33:04,735
He was so funny. And the,
728
00:33:04,735 --> 00:33:07,905
uh, big guy with the hair.
Was it Schma? Schma?
729
00:33:07,905 --> 00:33:09,323
- Schmeong.
- Schmeong.
730
00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:11,158
Yeah.
731
00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:13,243
You were more than just a stunt double.
732
00:33:15,037 --> 00:33:17,080
You took care of me
733
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,875
in every way a person
could take care of someone.
734
00:33:22,127 --> 00:33:24,046
You're my oldest,
735
00:33:24,046 --> 00:33:26,048
best friend.
736
00:33:28,008 --> 00:33:30,052
What'll I do without you?
737
00:33:33,722 --> 00:33:34,723
[sighs]
738
00:33:38,018 --> 00:33:41,480
[Mabel]
Charles? We should do this.
739
00:33:43,649 --> 00:33:46,652
[♪ tense music playing]
740
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,741
She was right here.
741
00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:03,043
Hey. Look at this.
742
00:34:05,087 --> 00:34:07,756
Did she write a message with her blood?
743
00:34:09,007 --> 00:34:11,426
Charles, do you know what that means?
744
00:34:13,095 --> 00:34:14,596
Yes.
745
00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:16,682
I do.
746
00:34:16,682 --> 00:34:18,225
[♪ dramatic music playing]
747
00:34:18,225 --> 00:34:21,520
[Sazz] Another thing my father taught me.
If you wanna have a long career,
748
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,064
you need to find your person.
749
00:34:24,606 --> 00:34:26,400
Your number one.
750
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,027
The one you always fall for.
751
00:34:29,027 --> 00:34:31,280
And the day I met Charles-Haden Savage,
752
00:34:32,489 --> 00:34:34,408
I knew I'd found mine.
753
00:34:34,408 --> 00:34:35,784
[blinds rattle]
754
00:34:35,784 --> 00:34:38,453
And it's not just about a steady gig.
755
00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:40,372
Finding your number one pushes you
756
00:34:40,372 --> 00:34:43,667
to unlock parts of yourself
you didn't even know you had.
757
00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:46,003
♪
758
00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:51,633
Because everything you do,
759
00:34:53,468 --> 00:34:55,470
you're doing for someone you care about.
760
00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:01,143
"Oh hell."
761
00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:06,231
They're not numbers.
762
00:35:06,231 --> 00:35:08,317
They're letters.
763
00:35:09,193 --> 00:35:10,986
[♪ dramatic music continues]
764
00:35:12,988 --> 00:35:15,616
Did one of them kill Sazz?
765
00:35:15,616 --> 00:35:17,701
[Mabel]
We're gonna find out.
766
00:35:17,701 --> 00:35:20,412
[Charles] We're not investigating
Sazz's murder anymore.
767
00:35:21,788 --> 00:35:23,790
We're investigating mine.
768
00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:33,133
[♪ plucky music playing]
769
00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:50,776
♪
770
00:36:21,181 --> 00:36:23,183
[♪ music fades out]
771
00:36:23,183 --> 00:36:26,186
[♪ fanfare playing]