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[Oliver Putnam] "This dusty old chestnut
has been Botoxed,
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bedazzled, and brought back to life!"
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[all cheering]
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[Ben Glenroy]
Holy shit! Your mom poisoned me.
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- I'm telling the cops.
- [yells]
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Your mom confessed to killing Ben.
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I know.
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But it wasn't her.
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It was you at the elevator with Ben.
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- [sirens blaring]
- [police radio chatter]
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What'd you wish for?
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Uh, that was Grey's New Orleans
Family Burn Unit.
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They say they're willing to wait for you.
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[all]
Sazz!
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Something I need to talk to you about
when you get a sec, huh?
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- It's a little sensitive?
- Yeah, sure.
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Since we're celebrating, I'm gonna
go upstairs, and I'm gonna get a bottle
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of 1966 Argentinian Malbec
I've been saving.
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[whistling]
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- [gunshot, glass shatters]
- [body thuds]
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Hey, what's taking her so long?
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Sazz better not be drinking
our Malbecita del Cielo without us.
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[gasps]
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[gasping breaths]
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- [♪ soft, bright music playing]
- [clicking]
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[film projector whirring]
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[Charles-Haden Savage] Motion pictures
were created over 100 years ago
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and ever since then,
we've had countless moving images
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emblazoned in our memories.
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And ever since then,
we've had a chance to ask,
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"Is that how I look when I run?"
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Teacher said I gotta do it!
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I'm gonna be crazy.
You gotta help me over here.
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You better, girl!
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[Charles]
If you have old home movies of yourself,
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it can be hard to relate to
the person you're watching.
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"Is that really me
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"or just who I used to be?
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And is that how I want to be remembered?"
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But at least we have
those images on screen.
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In that way, Ben Glenroy lives on,
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in his films, his TV shows,
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and a Super Bowl commercial
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where a baby stole his chili bowl.
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Only hours ago, we solved his murder
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and closed the curtain on not one,
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but two criminal Broadway producers.
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So, with that, friends in podcast land,
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we conclude yet another season of
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Only Murders in the Building.
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Until next time,
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- I'm Charles-Ha-- Hm?
- [electricity buzzes]
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- [Mabel Mora] What the hell?!
- [Oliver] Jesus.
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[electricity whirring]
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Power surge.
That hasn't happened in a while.
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Not since they banned the old incinerator.
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Should I redo that last speech?
Maybe just the end?
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And we're back up.
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I need a... you know.
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And... action!
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...den Savage!
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You can just splice that
onto the "Charles-Ha--"
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Yeah, I'll get out the splicer.
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What a night, huh?
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Hey, why don't we head up to my place
for a-a proper nightcap?
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Maybe a, a little quick toast
to the miracles we pulled off together.
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I do like a sentimental moment,
especially if the liquor is good.
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- Ha!
- I don't, but I like liquor.
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- And away we go.
- [Oliver sighs]
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[♪ soft, tense music playing]
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[elevator dings]
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- Good.
- [Oliver sighs, sniffs]
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[clicks button]
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I've been saving that Malbec.
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Weird Sazz never came back with it.
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Oh yeah, whatever happened to her?
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Who knows? Typical Sazz.
Here one minute, gone the next.
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- [Mabel/Oliver] Hm.
- [doors bang]
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Hey, did you guys see this email
from a "Bev Melon" about our podcast?
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Bev Melon? Must be tough to have
a last name that's a fruit.
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- [Oliver] Hm.
- Fiona Apple. Darryl Strawberry.
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Gilbert Grape.
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Something was always eating him.
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- [Charles and Oliver chuckling]
- [elevator dings]
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So, what's next, podcast-wise?
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Charles, you mentioned a cold case?
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Oh, please. If it was interesting,
it wouldn't be cold.
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No, what we need is
a hot, fresh dead body,
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preferably right here
or very near to here.
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[Charles] It's true. We've been very lucky
with people dying in our building.
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Yeah, but it is kind of
a flaw in our business model.
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[Oliver]
Mm-hmm.
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[Charles]
Oh, my God! There she is!
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- [Mabel] What?
- [Oliver] Who?
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[Charles] Heh.
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My Malbecita.
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- So, Sazz never even made it up here?
- [Oliver] That's odd.
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- [Oliver clears throat]
- Okay, watch this.
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- [clank]
- [bottle opener whirring]
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- [Oliver] Mm.
- Wow, so cool.
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Like stepping into
a Sharper Image catalog.
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[cork pops]
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See? And what's cool, the cork...
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- [whirring, bouncing]
- [startled yelling]
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- [sighs] I've got it.
- [Oliver] [chuckles] Oh, my God.
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- What a stupid--
- Oh shit!
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- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
- I hope these spots don't stain.
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[glasses clink]
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[Charles] Mabel, it's fine.
Maybe a little time off is a good thing.
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I mean, it's always a good thing
when someone doesn't get murdered, right?
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- [Mabel] Yeah, always.
- [Oliver] Oh, absolutely.
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But if someone had to get murdered,
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let's all say who we hope it would be.
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- [Mabel] That's in poor taste.
- [Oliver] Oh, no, no, it's fine.
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Count of three. One, two...
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- [Charles/Mabel] Oliver.
- [Oliver] Me?
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[indistinct chatter, laughter]
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[♪ lively theme song playing]
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[♪ vocalizing]
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[♪ theme fades out]
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- [wind blowing]
- [crow cawing]
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[eerie creaking]
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[boot steps on TV]
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[creaking]
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[windmill creaking]
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- [distant train whistling]
- [fly buzzing]
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- [screeching train whistling]
- [train wheels clacking]
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[anachronistic train whistle blaring]
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[soft wind blowing]
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[faint street noise]
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[wind continues]
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[kettle whistling]
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- [click, kettle stops]
- [wind whistling]
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- [banging on door]
- [Oliver] Charles! Open up!
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Charles!
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Dead! They've closed us!
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Death Rattle Dazzle, it's over!
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{\an8}- It's all over!
- [Mabel] Help.
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{\an8}- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- Yes, I crashed at Oliver's.
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{\an8}Yes, I'm still homeless.
Yes, this is his least offensive robe.
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{\an8}I've been on the phone all morning.
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{\an8}Donna and Cliff have
pulled their financing!
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[door slams]
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For "bail" and "defense attorneys,"
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some stupid shit like that!
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- What about our great reviews?
- [Oliver] One!
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{\an8}One great review. Maxine.
The rest were middling, at best.
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{\an8}- So we don't have to do it again?
- Charles, not helping.
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{\an8}Last night, I was King of Broadway.
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{\an8}A-And now, I'm in God's toilet!
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{\an8}I wish I could drop dead right here!
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Oh, oh, and get this.
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{\an8}I told my sweet Loretta the show's over,
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{\an8}she's already flying off to LA tonight.
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{\an8}She's got a TV gig lined up.
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Didn't you tell her to take that?
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I didn't think she would!
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[whines] Oh, I'm dizzy.
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{\an8}The room is spinning.
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[panting] This is it.
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Th-The end of the road.
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{\an8}[in baby voice]
[panting] Mama?
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Mama, I'm cold!
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{\an8}Hey, I'm sorry about all this,
but it could be worse.
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{\an8}All morning, I have been
hearing this whistling sound.
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I might have a brain tumor!
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- [normal] Look, don't try to cheer me up.
- [door opens]
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[Howard Morris]
Guess who got a new puppy!
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- [paws tapping]
- Everybody, say hello to Gravey.
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[Charles/Oliver/Mabel]
Gravy?
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I just adopted her.
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I went looking for a cat,
and I came home with Gravey.
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The shelter won't let me
adopt any more cats.
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Apparently, I'm on a list.
I've hired a lawyer.
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Anyway, Sevelyn loves her.
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They sleep in the same bed
right on top of each other.
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So, Sevelyn's covered in Gravy?
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Yes, and I eat 'em both up.
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[giggles] Don't I eat you up, Gravey?
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Yes, I do! Yes, I do!
I lap up all my Gravey!
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You know, Mabel, Gravey is retired.
She used to be a working girl.
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- Really? What did she do?
- [Howard] They didn't tell me.
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But it got me thinking, we should do
a podcast about animals and their jobs.
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[Gravey panting]
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A-Are you pitching me right now?
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The world craves your content.
You need to be thinking about this.
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Uh, what I need is a place
to live and a real job.
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Oh! That's what it could be called.
"Animal Jobs."
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- [growling, barking]
- [Oliver] Oh my...
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- Ah!
- Uh, down! Down! Down, Gravey!
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- I-I've never seen her like this.
- In the two hours you've had her?
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- [growling]
- I-I'm gonna take her for a walk.
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- Mabel, think about that podcast.
- [barking]
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- I'm pretty sure I won't.
- [whines]
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- Come on, Gravey...
- [phone notification chimes]
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Come on, girl. You're a good girl.
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I got another email from that Bev Melon.
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- I did, too.
- [Mabel] Do you think it's real?
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- Is what real?
- It looks kinda real.
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Yeah, but, like, the Paramount Studios?
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What are you talking about?
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They wanna make a movie of our podcast.
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They? Paramount? The pictures?
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They wanna fly us all out to LA
for some meeting next week.
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Hoe-dee-doe, I am back, baby!
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Fuck the theater! [sighs]
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- I-I don't think I can go.
- What?
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Well, I'm worried about Sazz.
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Last night at the party,
she had something "sensitive"
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to discuss with me.
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And I keep hearing this whistling noise.
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Sazz is a whistler.
Did I ever tell you that?
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Sazz is a whistler?
Wow, Charles.
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How did you manage
to keep that riveting morsel to yourself?
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[text whooshes]
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Hey.
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It's from Sazz.
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"Sorry, I had to jet off last minute
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"to cover Bakula on set...
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in LA."
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Well, isn't that rich?
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The best coast is calling
all of us, Charles, clearly.
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Pack your bags, bitches!
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- We're going to Hollywood.
- [Mabel] Oh no...
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[♪ "Times Square 1989"
by Hip Hop Hoodíos playing]
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[kids cheering]
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♪ 1989, that was the year ♪
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♪ Eight for the kick, nine for the snare,
parachute pants ♪
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- [car horn blaring]
- [thick NY accent] Yo, yo, yo, taxi!
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Hey! Come on!
What's a guy gotta do, huh?
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- Hot dogs!
- [♪ rapping continues]
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Knishes!
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Polish sausage!
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Anthony!
You get your butt back in here, you!
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Your grandpa needs your help
with the microwave!
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Ma, come on! I'm late already!
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[Ma] The Knicks can wait!
Your grandpa needs his Anthony!
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- [♪ hip-hop music continues]
- [loud overlapping chatter]
239
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,162
- [distant siren wails]
- [sighs]
240
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,247
[thick NY accent]
How can you not love New York?
241
00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:08,459
[thick NY accent] I don't wanna know
nobody who don't love New York City.
242
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:09,960
- [car horns blaring]
- [people shouting]
243
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,671
[director]
Look up.
244
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,214
Look up!
245
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,675
- Cut!
- [crew members yell]
246
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,886
You need to look up at the sky
and pretend you see Godzilla.
247
00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,597
- [Mabel] Boy, they really nailed New York.
- [Charles] Godzilla?
248
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,349
That lizard gets a lot of work.
249
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,518
Okay, let's not get
our hopes up about this meeting.
250
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,187
Bev Melon probably got handed
this project five minutes ago.
251
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,856
Some higher-up at the studio
heard our podcast,
252
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,858
- and now they wanna hear a pitch.
- Exactly.
253
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,819
You better let us
take the lead on this, Mabel,
254
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:38,364
'cause we have experience of,
you know, royalties and back-ends.
255
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:42,410
I once had a hot minute
around Julie Andrews' backend. [chuckles]
256
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,413
Julie Andrews is a goddess.
257
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,915
[Oliver]
I went too far.
258
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,960
[♪ song fades out]
259
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,087
[phones ringing, office chatter]
260
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,381
[applause, cheering]
261
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,007
And here they are!
262
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,593
Putting bodies to the voices
in our AirPods.
263
00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:02,138
I'm Bev Melon,
your persistent emailing maven.
264
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,140
- So nice to meet all of you!
- Hello.
265
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,100
Hi, I'm Monica Bernstein-D'Angelo,
VP of Marketing.
266
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,728
Todd Shettinger, EVP International.
267
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,771
- I love you guys.
- [laughter]
268
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,606
Hey, Sal Snyder-Bernsdorf,
269
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:15,109
Prez of Social. Obsessed.
270
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,153
[laughter]
271
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,196
Okay, podcasters.
272
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,532
Let's... talk... movies!
273
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:24,410
[♪ gentle plucky music playing]
274
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,582
This feels much further along
than we thought.
275
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,668
When I see a hot piece of adaptable IP
276
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:36,046
getting circled by a bunch
of horny rival studios,
277
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,631
I go in hard,
278
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:40,217
and I always finish first. Plus,
279
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:44,221
we just landed the most
brilliant directing team.
280
00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:47,808
Hot off their big Grand Prix win at Cannes
281
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,226
and their heart-wrenching,
282
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,896
deeply, deeply viral Walmart ad campaign,
283
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,149
I present to you the Brothers!
284
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,275
[quiet clapping]
285
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,403
I'm s-- I'm sorry. You're brothers?
286
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:01,489
We're sisters.
287
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,866
Oh, I-I thought I heard brothers.
288
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,868
- We're the Brothers sisters.
- [Bev Melon] Mm-hmm.
289
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,495
Trina and Tawny Brothers.
290
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,331
And they're identical twins,
which is so neat.
291
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,082
And when these gals read
292
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:14,627
the fabulous script
that Marshall Peepope wrote...
293
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,754
I-I was just trying to get
you all down in the right way.
294
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,547
You know, just at least
how I pictured you.
295
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:21,467
Oh, you are all
so distinctive on the page.
296
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,761
Oliver, who we all want to strangle
297
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,722
and cuddle at the same time.
298
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:30,100
And Charles, everyone's un-fun uncle
299
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:33,604
with his grouchy, little turtle face.
300
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:37,399
And Mabel,
with your traumatized, homeless,
301
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:40,694
jobless, mumbling millennial charm
302
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,947
stuck between these two old dudes.
303
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,615
[Bev laughs]
304
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,908
It's so funny.
305
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:48,369
I don't need an algorithm to tell me
that this is box office gold.
306
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,329
But our algorithm confirms
307
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,748
that it will be as long as it
comes out before Christmas.
308
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,667
So, you're really making this film?
309
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,502
Oh yes. We have a soft greenlight,
310
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,379
and we're looking to harden that up today.
311
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,340
The cast that has come
together for this film--
312
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,675
You have a cast already?
313
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,386
Oh, yes, ma'am.
We have a fabulous cast,
314
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,389
and we'll get to that later tonight
at a big party for you all.
315
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,391
But, first, I need you
316
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,519
to officially hop aboard with us.
Guys?
317
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:15,938
We wanna start shooting in three weeks,
318
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,816
and your life rights are
the last thing we need, so...
319
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,276
Gonna stop you right there, Bev.
320
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:24,154
I think we understand the situation.
Uh, without us
321
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,616
and our life rights, there's no film.
322
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,577
So, what we need
323
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,788
is a number that is fair--
324
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,081
Oh, we don't need to do numbers.
325
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,041
You can just have your
lawyers call business affairs.
326
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,757
[chair creaks]
327
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,217
[table surface squeaking]
328
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,596
[squeaking]
329
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,728
[blows sharply]
330
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,939
- [Charles clumsily sits]
- [Oliver] Okay, there we go.
331
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,399
[softly] There we go,
okay, there we go.
332
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,734
[unfolds paper]
333
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,195
It's just a four.
334
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,824
- Four.
- [Charles] Four.
335
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,326
That's right. Four.
336
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,702
Four. Four...
337
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,997
Four what? Four...
338
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,834
- thousand. Four...
- [Oliver sighs awkwardly]
339
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,295
Four hundred. Four hundred...
340
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,630
Four thousand...
341
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,757
hundred.
342
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,426
Forty-four hundred...
343
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,928
million?
344
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,096
Four million hundred?
345
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,431
Or...
346
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,099
Or five.
347
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,517
- Five--
- Guys, whatever the number,
348
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,936
we're gonna make it work.
349
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,188
Uh, I'm sorry, can you excuse me?
350
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,731
Wh-What's the matter, Mabel?
351
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:44,193
I think, um, I just need a moment.
352
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,986
[♪ gentle music playing]
353
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,696
- [retreating footsteps]
- [door opens]
354
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,740
- [Oliver clears throat]
- [door shuts]
355
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,493
- She may want a six.
- Uh-huh.
356
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,496
- [Charles] Mabel?
- [studio lot chatter]
357
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,582
[♪ gentle music playing]
358
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:01,085
[water gently splashing]
359
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,670
[Oliver]
Howdy!
360
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,755
There she is.
361
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,632
[Charles]
Hey, Mabel!
362
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:10,010
- [sighs] Hey.
- Are you okay?
363
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:13,097
Oh, uh, just a little overwhelmed.
364
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,893
This lot can do that, you know?
365
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:20,354
The magic. The genius.
366
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:23,816
I remember having a meeting right
over there with the great Robert Evans.
367
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,569
He was filled with energy and ideas.
368
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,655
And also cocaine,
369
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,740
much of which was in
a condom he'd swallowed
370
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,659
to get past airport security.
371
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,036
Uh, no, it's not that.
372
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,956
Just, did you hear how
they described me in there?
373
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:42,251
Like, homeless, jobless, mumbling...
374
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,837
- Speak up, dear, I can't hear you.
- I missed that last part.
375
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,798
I'm not saying
it's completely inaccurate.
376
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:51,343
But, if they make
a big movie about that Mabel,
377
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,970
what if...
378
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,347
I don't wanna
be that person forever?
379
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,682
[Charles]
I know what you mean.
380
00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:00,519
Bev Melon called me an un-fun turtle.
381
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,396
- Well--
- Un-fun. I mean,
382
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,565
I'm fun! Right?
383
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,692
Yeah.
384
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,277
Sure...
385
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,739
I mean, y-you're not fun for everyone,
386
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,616
- but you-- but you are to us.
- No, no, no.
387
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:16,243
Uh-huh! Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
388
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:19,079
Look, I'm... I'm not saying no.
389
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:23,125
I just, I need to think
about this big movie deal.
390
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,209
Is that okay?
391
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,420
Whatever you decide,
we'll stand behind you. Right, Oliver?
392
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,547
Uh-huh...
393
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:32,801
The studio is throwing
us a huge party tonight.
394
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:35,220
I texted Loretta. She's coming.
395
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,474
[emphatically] I need this.
396
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,059
But, no pressure.
397
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,518
Oliver, you're crushing me.
398
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,395
- No pressure.
- Okay.
399
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,022
[Charles]
I invited Sazz to the party,
400
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,566
but she's back to not responding,
and she usually gets right back to me.
401
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,193
Oh Jesus, Charles,
402
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,487
- enough with the boo-hoo-hoo, Mr. Un-fun.
- [car honking]
403
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,946
[Charles]
Oh, look!
404
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,615
Hey, look, here comes fun!
405
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,910
This is Sidney. He was my driver
during the old Brazzos days.
406
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,329
He's gonna give us
a big tour of Hollywood.
407
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,456
- [Sidney coughing]
- [honks]
408
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,041
Hey, Sidney!
409
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,543
- [Sidney hacking]
- Is Sidney alive?
410
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,045
[hacking]
411
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,506
Hey, if you're worried about Sazz,
412
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,008
why don't we just skip the tour
and stop by her place?
413
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,803
Well, actually, Sazz's apartment complex
414
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,721
belongs on a Hollywood tour.
415
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,014
- Come on!
- And, frankly,
416
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,266
the less stops for Sidney, the better.
417
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,477
You know, he looks like
he's driving his own hearse.
418
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,896
Although, I do have one place
I wanna go first.
419
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,564
Well, let's get in this gas guzzler.
420
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,651
[♪ "Goin' To California"
by Irene Kral playing]
421
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:38,200
♪ Well, I'm goin' to California ♪
422
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:42,538
♪ To stay in New York,
got to be right out your mind ♪
423
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:46,834
♪ Yes, I'm headin' for California ♪
424
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:50,754
♪ I'm leavin' 9-to-5
and all that jive behind ♪
425
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,297
Ha! Come on!
426
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:56,343
- ♪ Now, when I get to California ♪
- [laughing]
427
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,845
♪ I'll see those cable cars ♪
428
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,097
- ♪ And movie stars and such ♪
- Brazzos! Yeah!
429
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,181
They don't recognize you.
430
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,933
- Don't think they know you.
- No, they don't know you.
431
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,185
♪ Livin' in California ♪
432
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,855
♪ Because the sunny sky's
a bigger prize ♪
433
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,482
♪ Than gold ♪
434
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:15,863
[Charles] The Sunset Swan.
This place is legend.
435
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,448
♪ ...so nice in California ♪
436
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:21,201
I lived here during
season one of Brazzos,
437
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:23,287
before Sazz took over my lease.
438
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:27,958
♪
439
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,419
[♪ "Goin To California" slowly fades out]
440
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,881
This is the kind of place
that can only exist in Hollywood.
441
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,966
Where celebrities take short-term leases
442
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,510
next door to eccentrics
who've lived here for decades.
443
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:42,097
Everyone from Scarlett Johansson
to the Black Dahlia.
444
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,517
If these walls could talk, wow.
445
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,686
[fountain trickling]
446
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,063
Uh, when can I move in?
447
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,982
- [birds chirping]
- [dogs barking]
448
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,447
This is it, Sazz's apartment.
449
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:02,534
- [repeatedly ringing doorbell]
- Sazz! Sazz!
450
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,167
[air whistling]
451
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,961
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
452
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:14,880
[shuts mail slot]
453
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:23,096
You know, maybe she's just away,
shooting on location with Bakula.
454
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,265
That's right.
455
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,393
No more worrying.
456
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,312
No more un-fun turtle.
457
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,398
[drops mail]
458
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,484
- [wind blowing]
- Let's party.
459
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:38,570
[♪ "Spaghetti Western"
by STAXX OMNI playing]
460
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,411
[party chatter]
461
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:01,009
[applause, cheering]
462
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,972
[clears throat]
Wow, they're laying it on thick.
463
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,015
Really trying to pressure
you to take that deal.
464
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:08,100
[cheering continues]
465
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,893
- [speaker 1] Dude, they're here!
- [speaker 2] Where?
466
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,728
Holy shit.
467
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,272
[excited overlapping chatter]
468
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,691
- [paparazzi shouting stars names]
- [camera shutters snapping]
469
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,359
- [speaker 1] Eugene! Zach!
- [Eva laughs]
470
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,568
- [speaker 1] Zach!
- [speaker 2] Eva, over here!
471
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:20,696
- [paparazzi shouting requests]
- [cheering continues]
472
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,531
Pew! [laughs]
473
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,825
Charles, Oliver, and Mabel,
474
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,660
this is, well,
475
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,829
Charles, Oliver, and Mabel!
476
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,330
I'm Eugene Levy?
477
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,582
I'm Eva Longoria.
478
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:33,959
Yeah.
479
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,460
I'm...
480
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,255
I wanna say Tim.
481
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,841
- I'm Jack Black.
- Ah, that's it. Yeah.
482
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,135
I'm not Jack Black.
483
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,720
- Oliver, this is Zach Galifi--
- Oh, yes!
484
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,847
Zach Galifragilistic, of course.
485
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,557
Ha! I see what you're doing.
486
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,101
People do this. You're trying
to Between Two Ferns me.
487
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,103
Uh, between the whats?
488
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:56,064
Okay, look. I might not be
a Desperate Housewife
489
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:58,233
or Mr. Schitt's over here,
490
00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:01,403
but I happen to have starred in
the second-highest-grossing comedy
491
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,697
of all freaking time!
492
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:04,781
[gasps]
493
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:09,536
Are you the little boy from Home Alone?
What did they do to you!?
494
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:10,662
I'm out. I'm done.
495
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,873
- That is...
- What?
496
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:16,209
Listen, I will greenlight
your dream project.
497
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,337
- Erin Brockovich, but it's me.
- No.
498
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,255
- Legally Blonde, but it's me.
- No.
499
00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:22,299
- Spider-Man, but it's me.
- Alright, fine.
500
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,051
- The Erin Brockovich one.
- And I'm back.
501
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:27,137
So, what kind of big names
were you hoping for?
502
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:30,849
Okay, I'll let you all get
acquainted with one another.
503
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:34,519
And, Mabel, I am here to talk to you
whenever you're ready.
504
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,481
But first, tell me about
all these piercings! Oh, my gosh!
505
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,565
I got a thousand questions
506
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:39,649
- I would love to ask you.
- Sure.
507
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:42,736
- [♪ upbeat piano music playing]
- [party chatter]
508
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,948
This is so flattering! I mean,
509
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:49,159
the fact that anybody would look at me
510
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,912
- and think of Eva Longoria.
- [giggles]
511
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,747
Can I just ask you a question though?
512
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,457
Oh, why they aged you up?
513
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:58,502
Yeah, is that 'cause I-I'm an old soul?
514
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,629
No. No, no.
They did a focus group
515
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:03,131
on the age gap
between you and the guys,
516
00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:06,218
and the word that kept
coming up was "creepy."
517
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,930
Plus, we're basically the same age.
I mean, look at us.
518
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,640
[both laugh]
519
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,558
[Oliver] And he was
such an unpredictable spirit.
520
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:17,354
And you know who found him dead
was Candy Bergen.
521
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:20,440
- Who's a chum, you know.
- Can I run something by you?
522
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,653
I kind of have a risky take
on your character.
523
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,948
I was thinking about
maybe playing him
524
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,617
talented, successful,
525
00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:33,537
completely aware
that it's the year 2024.
526
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:34,871
Oh. [chuckles]
527
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,124
[Eugene Levy]
Well, I'm so excited.
528
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,000
This is gonna be an amazing project,
529
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,920
and I still can't believe I'm playing you.
530
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,923
- Yeah.
- 'Cause Brazzos was huge in Canada.
531
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:48,802
I actually dubbed your voice
for the French version in Quebec.
532
00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:52,305
[speaking French]
533
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:57,644
You know-- You know what? I'm sorry.
I'm a little bit distracted.
534
00:23:57,644 --> 00:24:00,272
I haven't heard from a good friend
in a few days,
535
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,648
and I'm a little worried.
536
00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:04,651
I'm sorry, I'm just
a little distracted right now.
537
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:07,737
I haven't heard from a good friend
of mine in a few days,
538
00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:10,490
just a little worried. [laughs] Nobody...
539
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,159
does "a little worried" like you.
540
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,828
Oh, no. That's not me.
541
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:17,831
I'm usually way more fun!
I'm more like,
542
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:20,709
"Hey! I haven't heard
from my good friend for a few days,
543
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:24,754
but you know what?
Everything's gonna be totally fine! Woo!"
544
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:26,715
[laughs]
545
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,008
Well, at our age,
546
00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:30,260
no one's ever really totally fine, are we?
547
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,053
You know what everyone's got now?
548
00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:33,263
Sepsis.
549
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,891
Oh, excuse-- Oh, my God,
there's my old friend
550
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,476
Bill [gibberish].
551
00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:42,355
- [♪ upbeat piano music continues]
- [indistinct chatter, laughter]
552
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,902
[Oliver] My brain cannot get around
what you are delaying about this for.
553
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,488
Why is this not the greatest
opportunity in the world?
554
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,072
[Loretta Durkin]
Woo-hoo!
555
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:53,909
Hi!
556
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:56,453
- [Oliver] Oh, my God.
- Hi...
557
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:57,746
[Mabel] Hi.
558
00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:59,498
- [Oliver] Look at you!
- Hi. Oh.
559
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,876
You're a vision! Mwah!
Oh, my God, I missed you. Look at you!
560
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,878
[overlapping greetings]
561
00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:06,838
What a long cold winter
it's been without you.
562
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,590
- [laughs]
- Oliver, it's been, like, five days.
563
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,842
And, you know, I texted you
about five times in the last week.
564
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:12,677
Oh, yeah. I'm so sorry.
I texted you twice,
565
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,054
- but I'm so sorry...
- Well, I didn't get--
566
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:15,514
...because
I've been just crazed, you know?
567
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,224
Okay, well, just [stammering]
tell me everything.
568
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,309
- Yeah.
- How's work? How's life? How's...
569
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:21,520
- the constant sunshine?
- [laughs]
570
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,813
- Well, work is a dream, of course.
- Yeah.
571
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:25,941
Because I love everybody
at Gnorfbun so much.
572
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,026
- I'm sorry? What's Gnorfbun?
- No--
573
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:32,030
That's what we call Grey's New Orleans
Family Burn Unit for short.
574
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,698
- [Oliver] Oh, yeah.
- Except we have to explain it
575
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,116
every time we say it.
576
00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:38,411
But [sighs],
they've all been so welcoming to me.
577
00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:40,872
[chuckles] But tonight isn't about me!
578
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:43,375
- [laughs]
- Oh, my God, a film?
579
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,460
- Congratulations.
- Yeah.
580
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:48,421
Who could've imagined, a week ago,
581
00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:50,674
we would all be Hollywood-bound?
582
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:53,552
- [laughs] Yeah. Isn't that wild, Mabel?
- [barely audible] Yeah.
583
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:55,929
You okay? Is everything--
584
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,681
- I'm gonna go to the bar.
- [Loretta] Oh.
585
00:25:57,681 --> 00:26:00,559
You know, if you have
trouble deciding what you want,
586
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,936
uh, just remember my life depends on it.
587
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:04,813
[♪ piano continues]
588
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,276
Um, I'll have a--
589
00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:11,027
[Eva Longoria]
We'll have two tequilas on ice,
590
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:14,114
hold the lime, and put some of
those cute, tiny umbrellas in.
591
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:19,035
So, studio says you're holding out.
592
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:22,914
Oh... No, I just needed some time
593
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:26,001
to think about the whole
life rights thing. I'm sorry.
594
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:27,669
Don't apologize.
595
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:30,130
The script makes you
sound like a sad sack,
596
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:32,132
and here you are, squeezing the studio.
597
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,301
I'm just trying to learn your character.
598
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:35,427
[Mabel laughs quietly]
599
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,178
Believe me, so am I.
600
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:38,930
Anyway, I don't even know what I've done
601
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,474
to become a character in a movie.
602
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:44,853
Look, honey, when I was your age,
603
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,730
a couple years ago,
604
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:49,149
I found myself at a crossroads.
605
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:50,900
You know, I was making great money acting,
606
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,360
but I knew I wanted to do more.
607
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,821
I wanted to produce, I wanted to direct,
608
00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:58,325
I wanted to sell skin cream,
and ice cream,
609
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:01,411
and underwear, and sportswear,
610
00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:05,081
beer, computers, tequila,
611
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:06,750
and gin.
612
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:08,209
And I did.
613
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:11,755
I'm not telling you to sell
your life rights. But, if you do,
614
00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:14,924
ask them for a shit-ton of money
615
00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:17,552
and then build something with it.
616
00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:20,513
Just not tequila 'cause that's mine.
617
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,479
So sorry about Death Rattle.
618
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,230
Oh, Broadway.
619
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:30,940
Stupid racket.
620
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:32,692
Now, Hollywood...
621
00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:35,070
Hollywood has never let me down.
622
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,280
- [giggles]
- Except for the time when they removed
623
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,948
my star from the Walk of Fame
624
00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:41,201
because they said I had
no right to just put it there, you know.
625
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:43,745
[both laugh]
626
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:46,331
- Yeah. [laughs]
- Bastards, yeah.
627
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:49,918
- [♪ upbeat piano music playing]
- [air whistling]
628
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,673
[bottle whistling]
629
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,424
- [party chatter]
- [cameras clicking]
630
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,803
[Charles]
Sazz?
631
00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:06,726
[Loretta]
Since the podcast is on hiatus,
632
00:28:06,726 --> 00:28:08,019
and the musical is...
633
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,562
well, dead,
634
00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:14,192
would you consider maybe coming...
out here?
635
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,030
- Um--
- [Oliver] Uh, I mean...
636
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:21,366
- [stammering] No, I mean--
- [Loretta] But, honestly, with my hours,
637
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:24,035
we'd probably hardly ever
see each other, so...
638
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:27,956
No, no, no, I would. I would.
I-I could definitely consider that. I-I--
639
00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:30,291
I ju--
640
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,794
I just feel like I'm...
641
00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,631
watching you...
642
00:28:36,631 --> 00:28:39,217
take off and fly away, and I just...
643
00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,471
I hope I can keep up with you.
644
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,684
Oh. I'm so in love with you.
645
00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:50,770
- [♪ romantic music playing]
- Oliver...
646
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,483
Loretta, will you...
647
00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:58,945
Will what? Would I what?
648
00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:02,031
[stammering]
Just give me time to think about...
649
00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:04,701
LA? Coming to LA?
I just--
650
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:07,120
- Oh, sure.
- I-It's a huge decision.
651
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,498
- Yeah, of course. Yeah.
- But, I-I'm-- I'm not against it.
652
00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:14,252
- You know, I'm just-- just-- I'm just--
- Well, I mean, we have loads of time.
653
00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:16,588
- Yeah, yeah. So, just...
- So...
654
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:20,341
Yeah, we'll figure something out.
655
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,844
And I love you, too.
656
00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,513
♪
657
00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:28,266
[fire crackling]
658
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,605
[footsteps approach]
659
00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:39,652
Do you have a minute?
660
00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:41,404
Ah!
661
00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:44,240
I have been waiting to
have a minute with you all day!
662
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:49,162
Do you-- Do you mind if I observe?
663
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:52,499
Research. I'm just--
I'm just a fly on the wall.
664
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:57,879
Look, I know you thought you could wow me
665
00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:01,174
with your presentation and your stars,
666
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:04,052
and I would just agree to whatever deal
you put in front of me,
667
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:07,263
but that's not how I do things.
668
00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:09,015
Jesus, that's going in the script.
669
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:10,892
Shit, sorry. Fly, wall.
670
00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:14,354
What's it gonna take, Mabel?
671
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:22,028
Oh, fuck.
672
00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:26,574
Hey, Sazz!
673
00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:29,410
Oh.
674
00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:30,870
Bakula.
675
00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:32,956
Hey, Charles.
676
00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,958
- [elevator whirring]
- Congratulations.
677
00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:38,044
It was nice to see another white-haired
white guy beat the odds.
678
00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:39,128
[elevator dings]
679
00:30:39,128 --> 00:30:41,798
Well, thanks. I mean, kind of.
680
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:44,259
- Um, hey, how's Joy?
- [Scott Bakula] Great.
681
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:47,387
She actually just sent me a photo,
682
00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:48,721
and--
683
00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:50,473
But I can't show it to you.
684
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:52,183
[giggles]
685
00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:55,520
- Hey, uh, Scott, I'm glad you're here.
- [♪ soft music playing]
686
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,021
Have you seen Sazz?
687
00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:58,773
I was gonna ask you the same thing.
688
00:30:58,773 --> 00:31:01,568
She was supposed to
double me on this pilot
689
00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:04,153
we shot last week,
but she never showed.
690
00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:06,739
- [♪ music turns ominous]
- That's not like her.
691
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:08,950
[exhales heavily]
692
00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:12,412
[party chatter]
693
00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:17,917
No pressure!
694
00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:19,502
[glasses clanking]
695
00:31:19,502 --> 00:31:21,087
Oh, thank God.
696
00:31:21,087 --> 00:31:22,255
[chuckles]
697
00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:23,923
I never doubted you for a second.
698
00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:25,633
Let's go find Charles.
699
00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:27,302
I have some news.
700
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,095
[♪ ominous sting]
701
00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:31,264
[♪ dramatic music playing]
702
00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:32,849
Not the fun kind.
703
00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:42,358
[♪ dramatic music playing]
704
00:31:58,082 --> 00:32:00,293
- [unzips kit]
- [lock pick tools jingle]
705
00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:08,051
[click, door opens]
706
00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:10,720
[door shuts]
707
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,305
[Charles]
Sazz?
708
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:15,224
Sazz?
709
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:16,809
Don't hit the--
710
00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:18,519
[electricity buzzing]
711
00:32:19,228 --> 00:32:20,939
[Mabel]
Hey, what are these?
712
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,607
[Charles]
Sazz's pride and joy.
713
00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,693
It's a shrine to all the bones
she's broken on the job.
714
00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:27,362
[Mabel]
"My First Big Break."
715
00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,781
[Charles] She's had so many
joints replaced by metal.
716
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:33,076
Apparently, the best ones
come from Bulgaria.
717
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:34,953
- She only gets 'em from there.
- [Oliver] Bulgaria.
718
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:38,915
I once spent a week in Bulgaria
with Twiggy and Tommy Tune.
719
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:41,250
I've never felt both so fat and short.
720
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,336
- [thud, glass shatters]
- Sazz!
721
00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:47,048
- You there?
- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
722
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:50,677
[distant siren blaring]
723
00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:56,724
- [text notification dings]
- It's Howard.
724
00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:58,977
[texts whooshing]
725
00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:01,729
[distant sirens blaring]
726
00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:04,565
[keypad clacking]
727
00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,904
The hell? What's all this?
728
00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:11,698
[♪ suspenseful music continues]
729
00:33:17,036 --> 00:33:19,080
[Oliver]
"Looking at Charles."
730
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,666
♪
731
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,584
Where is she?
732
00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:27,046
[♪ "Angel in Flip-Flops" ringtone playing]
733
00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:28,715
Yeah?
734
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,425
[Lester] [on phone]
Hey, Charles, it's Lester.
735
00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:33,678
I got your note here about
changing out your glass.
736
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:36,931
But, I-I couldn't get it done today.
First thing tomorrow.
737
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,516
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
738
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:40,351
- What note?
- [Lester] A note.
739
00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:42,353
I got it today at the desk,
740
00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:44,647
[over phone] saying you need
your kitchen window replaced.
741
00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:45,898
Maybe a bird hit it
742
00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:48,443
or something left a little hole.
743
00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:51,195
- [wind whistling]
- Hear that whistling?
744
00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:52,947
[whistling continues]
745
00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:56,284
Hold on. How small was that hole?
746
00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:58,036
Like a bullet hole?
747
00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:01,122
Nah, i-it can't be.
748
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,292
Well...
749
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:06,669
Lester, don't touch that window.
750
00:34:06,669 --> 00:34:07,754
[notification dings]
751
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:09,422
[text whooshes]
752
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:13,509
[♪ music building]
753
00:34:13,509 --> 00:34:17,013
- [barking]
- Ah! [whimpers]
754
00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:19,891
- Oh, my God, you guys.
- What?
755
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,809
We need to get back to New York.
756
00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:23,853
♪
757
00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:28,232
A great movie moment
can live in your head forever.
758
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:31,027
The opening of
Once Upon a Time in the West
759
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:34,697
is seven minutes of nothing
but sounds and images.
760
00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,116
But once you see it,
761
00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:39,118
you never forget it.
762
00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:40,870
♪
763
00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:51,089
[wind blowing]
764
00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:56,427
[fly buzzing]
765
00:34:58,054 --> 00:35:00,932
[♪ dramatic music playing]
766
00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:07,814
[knocking at door]
767
00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,899
[keypad clacking]
768
00:35:11,317 --> 00:35:12,860
[dog whimpers]
769
00:35:14,028 --> 00:35:16,531
[sniffing]
770
00:35:18,866 --> 00:35:21,244
[Gravey whimpers]
771
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,455
[♪ dramatic music builds]
772
00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:28,960
[fly buzzing]
773
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:33,214
♪
774
00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,480
[Gravey growling]
775
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,441
[sniffs, whining]
776
00:35:52,441 --> 00:35:55,611
[Gravey barking]
777
00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:57,697
♪
778
00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:07,957
- [brakes squealing]
- [♪ dramatic music continues]
779
00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:11,502
[rumbling]
780
00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:21,304
[♪ music softens, fades out]
781
00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:28,477
- [♪ curious music playing]
- [Oliver clears throat]
782
00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:31,105
[incinerator door clicking]
783
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,986
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
784
00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:08,517
[text chimes, phone buzzes]
785
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:10,770
[mumbling]
786
00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:14,440
[opens phone]
787
00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:33,167
[♪ persistent piano note plays]
788
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:38,381
[♪ solemn version of theme music playing]
789
00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:58,150
♪
790
00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:28,347
[♪ music ends]
791
00:38:28,347 --> 00:38:31,434
[♪ fanfare playing]