1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:02,878 OLIVER: We know who murdered Ben. 2 00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:03,962 Who do you think did it? 3 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:05,714 Donna! My beloved producer! 4 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,716 - [whirring, grinding] - The spooky sound from opening night. 5 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:09,635 Someone was in here shredding something. 6 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:11,970 OM God! I know what this is. 7 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,932 This is Maxine's review of my original show. 8 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:18,310 MABEL: Let's say Donna gets her hands on the review, 9 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:22,105 which says Ben is the weak link of the show. 10 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,066 She spots the rat poison. 11 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:26,276 CHARLES: And she gets the idea to poison Ben. 12 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:29,196 Go to your dressing room. Be nice to Ben. 13 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,114 I'm fasting until after the show. 14 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,075 ♪ 15 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:34,785 [sighs, sniffs] 16 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:36,745 [loud moan] 17 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,039 [moaning] 18 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,165 [gasping] 19 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:41,959 Help me... [audience gasps] 20 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:48,257 ♪ 21 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,384 DONNA: People always like to ask me, 22 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:53,095 "What is it that a producer does?" 23 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:57,558 I like to reply, "I produce." 24 00:00:57,558 --> 00:01:00,561 And that doesn't mean I just pay for it, though I do. 25 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:04,690 I'm the one who gives birth to it all. 26 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,526 It's what I've always wanted to do. 27 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,403 It's what I've always done. 28 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:13,365 Well, tell him if he can't write a song that sounds like Andrew Lloyd Webber, 29 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,492 I'll call someone else. 30 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,703 I'll call Andy fucking Webber. That's who, Carl. 31 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,705 - [EKG beeping] - Ma'am, we're gonna need you to push now. 32 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,748 I gotta go. Just get it done. 33 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,542 [screams] 34 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,794 I've won nine Tonys. 35 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:29,298 I've given birth to 34 Broadway shows. 36 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:30,757 But, if someone asks me 37 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,886 what my favorite thing I've ever made is. 38 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,388 "Mamma Mia." 39 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:39,850 Hands down, changed the trajectory of my whole career. 40 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,018 [baby cooing] 41 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:44,313 That's a joke. Producers can be funny. People don't realize that. 42 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,440 I'm your mommy. 43 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:50,527 I'll protect you for the rest of your life. 44 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,030 [baby cooing] 45 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:56,241 ♪ 46 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,952 [dialing] 47 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,329 [phone ringing] 48 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:01,830 Hey, Carl. 49 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,875 Tell him the song should be called 50 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:07,794 The Rest of Your Life. [laughs] [baby fussing] 51 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:11,423 It's about a parent imagining a life for their child. 52 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,093 [hangs up] 53 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:18,347 The thing no one tells you when you first start 54 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:21,225 is how rewarding producing can be. 55 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,938 Or how dangerous. 56 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:27,856 OLIVER: Yeah, b-but I should just... CHARLES: You're all surprised to see us... 57 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:29,816 - I know who you are-- You know. - No. 58 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,443 This is so incredibly exciting! 59 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:34,696 To be invited into the inner sanctum like this, 60 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,532 watching you three work. 61 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:39,034 I imagine it's like being inside that documentary, 62 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,161 watching, uh, Paul McCartney write Get Back. 63 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,873 Yeah. That's why they call us "The Rolling Stones of True Crime." 64 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:47,000 - No, it's the... - Beatles! I was kidding. 65 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,170 - Oh, okay. - And thank you for yesterday. 66 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:53,006 For stopping me from pleading guilty to Ben's murder. 67 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,717 Well, we know that you were just trying to protect Dickie, 68 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,469 your... son. 69 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,472 And thank you for bailing me out. 70 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:01,890 - I paid your bail. - Yes, 71 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,267 but when they said they didn't take Amex, 72 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:04,685 I helped you find your Visa. 73 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,605 Anything for you, mi amor. [sighs] 74 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,566 My pea pod. [Loretta giggles] 75 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:13,068 My little cuddlepups. [cat-like growl] 76 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,528 [both giggle] 77 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,114 Ew. Is this what this looks like? 78 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:18,490 You don't call Tobert "cuddlepups"? 79 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:21,285 I have a hard enough time calling him Tobert. 80 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:24,329 The documentary guy? Are you and he... 81 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,414 Oh... 82 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:27,499 - Nice! - Thanks. I know, right? 83 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:30,752 So, are we sure about Donna? 84 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:33,922 On opening night, Donna got her hands on an early review, 85 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,300 and it was a pan. A massacre! 86 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,467 The harshest review in the history of-- 87 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,053 Okay, I have had, like, six heart attacks this season, Charles. 88 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:43,140 Can we move past the shitty review and just recap what we know? 89 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:47,436 Okay, so Donna can't let her son's first show 90 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,021 be a bomb, due to Ben. 91 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:51,148 So, she shreds the review, 92 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:54,109 finds the rat poison, makes a poisonous cookie, 93 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,569 and gives it to him. 94 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,738 A cookie she knows that he can't resist 95 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,657 due to his deep-seated eating disorder. 96 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,368 And, in fact, it was my unhealthy relationship to dips 97 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,995 that helped us to crack it. 98 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,831 ♪ 99 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,666 Leave me alone! I'm happy. 100 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,876 I'll get help. 101 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:13,086 But, the poison didn't kill Ben, 102 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,923 so Donna takes things a step further. 103 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:19,259 She pushes him down the elevator shaft at Oliver's afterparty. 104 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:22,429 Admittedly, it's a pretty drastic step for her. 105 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,598 - She had to have been-- - Sick. 106 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,559 She's... 107 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,145 sick. 108 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:33,315 [Donna vomits] [toilet flushes] 109 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:39,154 And if she only has a limited amount of time 110 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:42,324 to ensure her son's future, I tell you, 111 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:45,452 a mother will do almost anything. 112 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:46,995 It's good, but it's thin. 113 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,331 We don't have anything tying Donna to the push. 114 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:52,376 We need a confession on tape. 115 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:53,544 I-It's what we do. 116 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:55,587 And on opening night. 117 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:58,257 Okay, let's go over the plan. 118 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:00,467 Let's start with the bouquet of flowers. 119 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:03,011 - Can we tweak these? - Yeah. I did these really fast. 120 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:06,014 The Oliver lines on card three, I think I should take them. 121 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,058 - You don't think I can say those? - Oh no, you could, 122 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,477 - but I think I could do more with it. - In what way? How could you do more? 123 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,521 CHARLES: Well, just it needs to be so real and so believable, 124 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:13,939 and I have a little more experience at it. 125 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:17,067 - Is it always like this? - This is us on fire. 126 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:17,943 [arguing continues] 127 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:20,445 Hey. Do you know when you're gonna tell Dickie? 128 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,201 I just wanna get through opening night, 129 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,328 and then I'm gonna tell him right afterwards. 130 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,496 Oh, yay! 131 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,332 That was a weird thing to fist bump on. 132 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,169 Yeah, it was odd. [gasps] Oh! 133 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,337 Dickie showed me something 134 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,632 when he came to visit me after my arrest. I have it. 135 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:43,510 You know what? I-I think we should lose all your lines on card nine. 136 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:46,096 I mean, if we want Donna to confess before curtain, 137 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,432 we need cuts. And you tend to milk your stuff. 138 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:50,767 Me? Milk my stuff? 139 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,519 [mocking] Oh, that's right. That's what I do. Yup. 140 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,730 I milk everything. Oh, look at me. 141 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:55,981 Oh, I'm milking Bossy the cow! 142 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:58,317 Milk, milk, milk! Oh, look at all the milk I'm getting... 143 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:00,777 [normal] Okay. You got a point. 144 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,113 Dickie was worried that this might implicate me, but... 145 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:08,327 Might this tie Donna to the push? 146 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:09,786 ♪ 147 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:10,996 [Charles snorts] 148 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:14,458 What? Did I do good? 149 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:17,461 [lively theme song playing] 150 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:20,464 [vocalizing] 151 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,384 ♪ 152 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:07,845 [indistinct chatter] 153 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:10,013 HOWARD: Help us, Gideon. Help us, Gideon. 154 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,891 Help us, Gideon. Help us, Gideon. Help us, Gideon. 155 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:15,894 - Howard, what are you doing? - I know it doesn't make a lot of sense, 156 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,856 but I think we could use all the help we can get tonight. 157 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:21,191 Okay. Happy opening! [soft laugh] 158 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,235 We welcome you. We welcome you. 159 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,070 We welcome you. We welcome you... 160 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,365 [pill bottle rattling] 161 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:34,830 Hm... 162 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:44,381 [camera shutters clicking] [photographers clamoring] 163 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,384 MABEL: Hi! Sorry to interrupt. 164 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:50,554 Donna, someone was looking for you. They wanted me to give you this. 165 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:52,264 Aw... 166 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:55,142 [gasps] That dress! MABEL: Thanks. 167 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,565 I have to go, honey, but first... 168 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,567 One on your lips. 169 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:05,360 Mm... mwah. 170 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,696 And one on your heart. 171 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,574 - It's a thing we do. - It's so sweet. 172 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:12,784 I'm gonna go before it gets any sweeter. 173 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,661 [Donna giggles] CLIFF: Oh. 174 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,747 [sniffs, sighs] 175 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:18,874 Make sure you get on that line. 176 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:20,626 Should you powder? Shiny. 177 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:23,629 ♪ 178 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:25,088 KT [over PA]: Attention. Ten minutes to places. 179 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,465 Ten minutes to places. 180 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,472 Surprised to see us, aren't you? 181 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:36,016 You're a little short of breath, Donna. 182 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:39,394 You must be really excited to see that review. 183 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:42,356 Just like last time. That's right. 184 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:45,317 We know you got Maxine's pan. 185 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:47,236 The worst review in the history of theater. 186 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:48,779 A complete bloodletting. 187 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,948 It said you should never be near a Broadway stage 188 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:52,241 - as a director... - W-We get it. 189 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:53,867 CHARLES: Okay, sorry. [muttering] OLIVER: Jesus. 190 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,160 Say, Donna. 191 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,747 Could we interest you in something to eat? Maybe... 192 00:08:58,747 --> 00:08:59,957 a cookie? 193 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,917 MABEL: Hm. She doesn't want them. 194 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:04,169 That's odd. It's not like they're poisoned. 195 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,755 Jesus Christ, this is painful. 196 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,883 You think I poisoned Ben, right? 197 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:10,926 That's what this is about? Great. 198 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:13,470 Let's jump ahead. I did it. 199 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,891 The fuck did I write all these cards for? 200 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,898 Just to be clear, when you say you did it, you mean... 201 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,275 Poisoned Ben. 202 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:27,734 And when you say you poisoned Ben... 203 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:31,154 Can we please focus on what's important? Getting ready for opening night! 204 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,406 Where is it? 205 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:35,701 The hidden mic you're using for your podcast. Is it... 206 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,078 Under the cookies. It's under the cookies, isn't it? 207 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,163 Hm, that would've been clever, but it's... 208 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,832 TOBERT: Right here. [door creaks] 209 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,501 Hi. 210 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,087 Oh. 211 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,591 Maxine's review would've killed the show. 212 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:53,010 So I bought us some time. I wasn't trying to kill Ben. 213 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:54,970 I just wanted to knock him on his ass. 214 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,181 Of course, it's hard to know the exact 215 00:09:57,181 --> 00:10:00,267 non-lethal amount of rat poison to give a man. 216 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,437 How many rats is one Ben Glenroy? 217 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:07,733 Anyway, now you're sitting on a hit musical, Oliver. 218 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:10,235 You're fucking welcome. MABEL: I wish it was that simple, 219 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:14,031 Donna, but see, you didn't just buy the show time. 220 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:16,575 You pushed Ben to his death. 221 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:19,244 I did not push him anywhere. 222 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,288 Nice try, but we have this. 223 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,372 ♪ 224 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:25,584 The hanky that was in Ben's hand on the elevator floor, 225 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:28,545 snatched from you as he fell. 226 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:32,090 The blood has dried to a dark brown, but this... 227 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,801 lipstick stain. 228 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,554 Well, looky here. 229 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:40,224 An exact match to your shade. 230 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,851 ♪ 231 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,896 Well, shit. 232 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,440 You idiots actually got me. 233 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,653 I pushed Ben. 234 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:57,241 I couldn't risk him performing the next night and... 235 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,327 and ruining our show. 236 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,415 I killed Ben Glenroy. 237 00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:10,045 - Did you get that? - Shit. No, I got distracted. 238 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,630 Sorry. What happened? [Oliver sighs] 239 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:13,006 Can she say it again? 240 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,466 Yes, I got it. 241 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,176 Jeez. 242 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,929 We never get such a straightforward confession. 243 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:22,015 Usually it's more roundabout and confusing. Mabel, you did it! 244 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,185 Yeah. I'm amazing. 245 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,479 KT [on PA]: Five minutes to curtain, people. 246 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,898 DONNA: May I ask one favor? 247 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,319 Don't call the police yet. 248 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,405 I'll turn myself in 249 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:38,365 after the curtain falls. 250 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,660 It's my son's first Broadway show. 251 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,543 I'm a woman with stage four lung cancer. 252 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,005 I'm not a flight risk. 253 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:56,466 And there are no more famous actors here I can kill. 254 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,760 - No offense, Charles. - Lots taken. 255 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,013 I gave you a shot, Oliver. 256 00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:03,599 I gave you a shot when no one else would. 257 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,769 Can you please give me this? 258 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,647 [sighs] 259 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,987 Say it again. 260 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:20,240 In case the... coat stand didn't get the audio. 261 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:25,954 I did it. 262 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,916 I killed Ben Glenroy. 263 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,962 Guys! Hello?! Anyone! 264 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,465 [panting] 265 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:39,176 Oliver, we have a big fucking problem. 266 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:41,970 - Your cardio conditioning? - Yes! That is a big fucking problem, 267 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,598 but that is not this big fucking problem. 268 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,850 It's Jonathan. He can't go on. 269 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,186 He's taken a bunch of pills and he is completely out of it. 270 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,939 - The leading man cocktail. - Sweet Jesus! 271 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,649 Why are you a coat stand? 272 00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:56,360 Howard, Jonathan has got to go on! 273 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,404 Who's gonna replace our leading man on five minutes' notice?! 274 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,822 I don't know. 275 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,450 But we'll need someone who knows his every line. 276 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,410 Someone who's studied his every gesture, 277 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,703 his every intonation. 278 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,540 Someone who never sought the spotlight 279 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:13,794 but is willing to accept the weight of the detective's hat. 280 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,588 [rousing music playing] 281 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,590 Howard, are you saying what I think you're saying? 282 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,971 Uh-huh... 283 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,641 Thank you. 284 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,643 [audience chatter] 285 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:37,359 One of you smells. 286 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,569 - It's me. - It's him. 287 00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:40,112 I hate theater. 288 00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:42,823 I'm just here because I'm so fucking supportive. 289 00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,576 Do you think someone will die again? 290 00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,578 Oliver's career might die again. 291 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:50,080 Ooh, I like the way you think, Matthew Broderick. 292 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,585 [thunder rumbling] 293 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:57,588 [foghorn drones] [audience clapping] 294 00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:59,131 [seagulls cawing] 295 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,633 [opening intro begins] 296 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:04,261 [dramatic timpani roll] 297 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,933 [soft dramatic music playing] 298 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,898 ♪ At the edge of the world ♪ 299 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,900 ♪ In the dead of the night ♪ 300 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:21,862 ♪ A lighthouse looms over the ocean ♪ 301 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,906 ♪ And a body lies curled ♪ 302 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,699 ♪ Such a sinister sight ♪ 303 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,951 ♪ Guts and gore on the shore ♪ 304 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,620 ♪ Nova Scotian ♪ 305 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,621 [baby cries] 306 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,122 ♪ Was that a blood-curdling cry ♪ 307 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,542 ♪ Or the innocent sigh of a child? ♪ 308 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,086 ♪ Well, it rattles your soul ♪ 309 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,880 ♪ As the dark takes control ♪ 310 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,467 ♪ It's enough to drive you wild ♪ 311 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,052 ♪ When you're a... ♪ 312 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:48,096 ALL: ♪ Creature of the night ♪ 313 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,307 OLIVER: ♪ All alone in the black ♪ 314 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,518 ♪ Feel your sanity crack ♪ 315 00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:55,145 ALL: ♪ A creature of the night ♪ 316 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,105 Broadway's first quadruple threat. 317 00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:00,567 Can't sing, dance, direct, or act. 318 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,944 You're a lot of fun. 319 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:05,197 ♪ You creature of the night! ♪ 320 00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:07,407 [dramatic show music continues] 321 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:11,078 ♪ In this eerie old lighthouse thrashed by the tide ♪ 322 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:14,873 ♪ Live triplets whose mother suspiciously died ♪ 323 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,667 ♪ And suspects uncanny ♪ 324 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,460 ♪ A constable, a nanny ♪ 325 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:22,089 ♪ Do they all have secrets to hide? ♪ 326 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,924 [muffled song continues] 327 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,801 - Hey. - Hey. 328 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:28,387 This is a recording of Donna's confession. 329 00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:31,682 I gotta say, I'm really glad that you worked things out with your old guys. 330 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,475 'Cause Only Murders is so... 331 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,602 - Don't say cute. - That's not what I was gonna say. 332 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,396 Your podcast is not cute. 333 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:41,066 However, you are very, very cute. 334 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:44,319 ALL: ♪ In the side that you hide from the light ♪ 335 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,905 ♪ Are you a creature... ♪ 336 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:49,366 ♪ Of... the night? ♪ 337 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:52,786 - ♪ Is it you? Is it you? ♪ - ♪ A creature of the night ♪ 338 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:56,748 - ♪ Is it you? Is it you? ♪ - ♪ A creature of the night... ♪ 339 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:59,209 ♪ A body lies curled ♪ 340 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:02,629 ♪ A creature of the night! ♪ 341 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,715 Who goes there? 342 00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:05,757 [song ends] 343 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:09,511 [applause, cheering] 344 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,638 You're not getting all soft on me, are you? 345 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,724 Never. No, I'm the last of a dying breed of man. 346 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:17,269 One that refuses to emote or express his feelings. 347 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:19,229 Me and Liam Neeson, I'm pretty sure we're the only two left. 348 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,900 But, I mean, theoretically, if I was that kind of guy-- 349 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,110 - Oh God. - Maybe I would say that, 350 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,612 I really like you. 351 00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:29,531 Way more than I like other people. 352 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,366 ♪ 353 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,828 And I might tell you that I was just offered an indie film in LA 354 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,789 and I would tell you that every part of me 355 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,375 wants to ask if you wanna come with me. 356 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,086 I mean, you're always talking about... 357 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,256 feeling stuck and lost. 358 00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:48,550 This could be different. 359 00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:51,470 - Tobert... - Wait. You know what? 360 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,305 Just think about it. 361 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:55,349 That okay? 362 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,602 - Okay. - Okay. 363 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,980 And... 364 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,399 thanks for not talking about your feelings. 365 00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,818 - Never. - God, that was incredible! 366 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,571 I feel 58 again! Ugh! [Kimber cheers] 367 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:12,533 - I gotta go see this. Are you? Okay. - Yeah, I'll be there in a minute. 368 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:16,411 LORETTA: ♪ I will weather each storm ♪ 369 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:19,289 ♪ Standing by till ♪ 370 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:23,252 ♪ Safe you return from the night... ♪ 371 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,338 [note climbing] ♪ ...night ...night ♪ 372 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:30,133 ♪ My love is a lighthouse ♪ 373 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,803 [heartfelt music playing] 374 00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:35,722 ♪ So, darling ♪ 375 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,016 ♪ My darling ♪ 376 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:41,979 ♪ Look for the light... ♪ 377 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,443 ♪ The light... ♪ 378 00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:54,032 [orchestral flourish] 379 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,242 [song ends] 380 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,787 [applause, cheering] 381 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:08,005 [cheering continues] 382 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,343 [whispers] Loretta, that was... 383 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,012 That was extremely moving. 384 00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:17,055 LORETTA: Thank you, Dickie. 385 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,766 I need to tell you something. 386 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,481 [sighs] When I was young... 387 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,942 ...er [laughs], 388 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,528 I made a decision. 389 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,698 The sort of decision that you can only make 390 00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:37,159 when you're too young to make it. 391 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,162 And I... [gasps] 392 00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:44,833 I've... spent... 393 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,753 the rest of my life wondering... 394 00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:48,962 I knew it. 395 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,840 I... 396 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,967 My God, I knew it. 397 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,844 [gasps] I felt like I was going crazy. 398 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:58,013 I feel like I've known since I saw you at that first read-through. 399 00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,848 It's like... 400 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:02,893 ♪ 401 00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,853 like you were calling to me. 402 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,730 Like the lighthouse. 403 00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:08,690 Like... 404 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,901 I can't explain it 405 00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:13,570 any more than I can explain the plot of this musical. 406 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,907 [both laugh weakly] But, I just-- I knew. 407 00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:18,492 You knew? 408 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:21,954 Well then, you must also know that... 409 00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:24,331 all these years, you know, 410 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:27,501 even before I-I met you 411 00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,628 and got to know you, 412 00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:33,507 th-there's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you. 413 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,510 There's nothing. 414 00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:38,679 ♪ 415 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,390 [Loretta and Dickie cry softly] 416 00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:44,852 OLIVER: A move that means the killer might just... 417 00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:46,728 CHARLES: There's something fishy in the kitchen. 418 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,647 OLIVER: Something suspect in the foundation. 419 00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:50,399 OLIVER/CHARLES: But at least we can agree that the nursery 420 00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:52,276 is tertiary in this investigation. 421 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:55,737 CHARLES: Detective, don't be daft. Stop searching in the shaft. 422 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:58,574 The only man strong enough to lift the body to the rock 423 00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:01,285 would have to reach quite high. 424 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,787 That would be the boatsman, who doesn't reach my thigh! 425 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:06,790 [mysterious dramatic music playing] 426 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,959 [Jonathan humming] 427 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,962 Oh! Jonathan! Hey, have you seen Cliff? 428 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,465 JONATHAN: Hm... [Charles singing] 429 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,758 - Cliff is... - Mm-hm. 430 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:20,470 [patter song playing] 431 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,182 ♪ Or coochie-coochie-coo ♪ 432 00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:24,725 [orchestral flourish] 433 00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:26,393 ♪ What if none of it is true? ♪ 434 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,853 [orchestral flourish] 435 00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:29,730 ♪ Has my inspection been too cursory? ♪ 436 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,815 ♪ Should I look outside this nursery? ♪ 437 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:35,777 ♪ What if none of the Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪ 438 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:39,698 ♪ Who'd have had a menacing motive and hid it ♪ 439 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:41,783 ♪ Who? Who? Who? ♪ 440 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,702 ♪ Well! I! ♪ 441 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,163 ♪ Pick! You! ♪ 442 00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:49,166 [song crescendos, ends] 443 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,462 [applause, cheering] 444 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:01,428 [muffled applause] 445 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:05,891 When I was a kid, I'd watch my mom's shows from up here. 446 00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:08,977 It was quiet. 447 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,479 I didn't wanna be in the way. 448 00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:15,442 I'd bring a bag of Twizzlers and 449 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,986 swing 'em around like I was the conductor. 450 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,072 Your mom confessed to killing Ben. 451 00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:24,451 I know. She just told me. 452 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,954 But it wasn't her. 453 00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:29,373 ♪ 454 00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:31,124 One on the lips... 455 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,294 and one on the heart. 456 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,796 [muffled shutter snaps] 457 00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:39,091 She did the exact same thing before leaving Oliver's party. 458 00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:40,050 Didn't she? 459 00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,594 [Cliff gasps] You had her handkerchief, 460 00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:45,472 and it was you at the elevator with Ben. 461 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,224 BEN: Wha... Rat poison? 462 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,603 Are you sure? 463 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:55,691 Uh, no, Doc, I-I trust you, but... 464 00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,069 Thanks. 465 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,449 You're still here! 466 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,702 Which could also be the theme of the night. 467 00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:09,621 [laughs] You left to take a call, like, half an hour ago. 468 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:12,958 Yeah, it was m-- It was my doctor. Guy likes to talk. 469 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:15,252 Mostly about his niece, 470 00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:16,753 who he wants me to help try get into Dartmouth, 471 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,423 despite having a 2.8 GPA and no extracurriculars. 472 00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:21,425 - As if! - I know. 473 00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:25,554 Quite a night. [laughs] 474 00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:28,807 You okay? 475 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,601 Yeah, I'm fine. 476 00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:32,895 [soft dramatic music playing] 477 00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:34,021 No. 478 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:36,565 My hospital labs came back. 479 00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:38,984 Doctor said I-I ingested rat poison. 480 00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:40,527 Oh, my God! That's nasty! 481 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,654 Yeah, and get this. The other they shit found in me, 482 00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:45,657 my HGH, uppers, and that microdose of Viagra, 483 00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:47,284 they probably saved my ass. 484 00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:50,662 But how the fuck did I ingest rat poison? 485 00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:52,164 I was fasting. 486 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,293 That cookie. 487 00:22:57,586 --> 00:22:59,796 - What? - That's all I-I ate. 488 00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:01,757 One fucking Schmackary. 489 00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:03,133 Wait a minute. 490 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:06,553 You brought those to the theater, didn't you? 491 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:09,264 Me? N-No, the cookies were from Mom. 492 00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:13,185 I was in charge of getting everyone a really nice pen from Tiffany. 493 00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:20,192 Hold, wait, y-your mom brought the cookies? 494 00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:24,363 I talked to her right before curtain. 495 00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:26,365 She said to me... What did she say? 496 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:31,745 "Just go to your dressing room. Be nice to Ben." 497 00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:32,746 So I did. 498 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:37,125 And there, just waiting for me, 499 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,126 asking to be eaten... 500 00:23:41,797 --> 00:23:45,342 [intriguing music playing] 501 00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:46,718 What are you doing? 502 00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,929 Nothing, darling. Just producing. [paper crinkling] 503 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,556 Have you seen the review yet? 504 00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:52,724 No, but I'm sure it's a rave. 505 00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:56,228 Holy shit. Your mom poisoned me. 506 00:23:57,020 --> 00:24:00,732 [scoffs] She would never hurt someone. 507 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:03,527 I mean, maybe she was protecting me. It's what she does. 508 00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:06,029 But why? I'm a fucking star! 509 00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,365 Unless she thought I sucked. 510 00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:10,284 [music building] 511 00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:12,536 Oh, my God, she thought I sucked! 512 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:15,247 She thought I-I was ruining her boy's play. 513 00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:17,374 Her real star! 514 00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:19,293 And so, she tried to murder me? 515 00:24:19,877 --> 00:24:21,420 Fucker balls! 516 00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:24,173 I'm telling the cops. 517 00:24:24,173 --> 00:24:27,301 [scoffing] She's going away for a long time, boy. 518 00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:28,594 [Cliff sighs] 519 00:24:28,594 --> 00:24:31,763 It's Cliff. Not "boy." 520 00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:34,975 Sure. How do you call the cops? Do y-- What, do you just Google "cops"? 521 00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:37,978 I'm more than just Donna's boy. 522 00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:39,688 I'm my own person, 523 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:43,066 with my own thoughts and ideas. [Ben scoffs] 524 00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:44,735 Like I told her you weren't right for the part. 525 00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:46,528 She should have listened. 526 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:49,406 I said you were a superhero hack 527 00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:51,617 who had no business on Broadway. 528 00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:53,160 That you were a stinker. 529 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,537 [giggles] A phony. 530 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:58,373 What did you call me? [Cliff giggles] 531 00:24:58,373 --> 00:25:00,167 A phony. 532 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:02,711 Take it back. [Cliff gasps] 533 00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:04,087 Phony. 534 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:06,924 [dramatic music playing] 535 00:25:06,924 --> 00:25:08,550 It's been a long night. 536 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:11,970 I'd watch yourself right now. Boy. [Cliff inhales] 537 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,056 Call me that one more time. 538 00:25:14,056 --> 00:25:16,350 - [echoing elevator bell dings] - I'm right, aren't I? 539 00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:19,186 [tense music builds] 540 00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:20,187 Back away! 541 00:25:21,939 --> 00:25:24,650 Take one step toward me, I'll throw myself down there! 542 00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:26,401 I'll make this a real shit show! 543 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:30,113 [dramatic crescendo] 544 00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:35,994 [low dramatic music playing] 545 00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:40,332 ♪ A nanny's only duty is to the children ♪ 546 00:25:40,332 --> 00:25:41,750 [music swells] 547 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:45,546 ♪ To keep them swaddled in the safety of her care ♪ 548 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:49,341 ♪ With a fierce and iron will ♪ 549 00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:52,135 ♪ She would fight and she would kill ♪ 550 00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:56,557 ♪ If she's poked, she'll be provoked ♪ 551 00:25:57,516 --> 00:26:00,310 ♪ And you just woke up 552 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:02,855 ♪ Mama bear ♪ 553 00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:06,775 It was just an accident. I-I didn't mean to... 554 00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:08,777 Cliff. You can justify it, 555 00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:12,489 say it was for your mom or that it was an accident or-- 556 00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:14,074 I didn't mean to. 557 00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:15,784 Ben should be on that stage right now. 558 00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:18,495 This should be his moment. 559 00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:21,498 ♪ 560 00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:23,083 What? 561 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,502 ♪ A nanny keeps her patience under pressure ♪ 562 00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:27,254 ♪ You'll never stop me, Nanny ♪ 563 00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:29,590 ♪ Forceful and resourceful as can be ♪ 564 00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:32,050 This can't be! [Ben and Loretta singing] 565 00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:33,635 - You're dead! - Cliff, what's going on? 566 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:37,014 ♪ She keeps the goddamn house in order ♪ 567 00:26:37,014 --> 00:26:39,224 ♪ I'm gonna get those kids ♪ 568 00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:42,853 ♪ Then, you'll have to go through me ♪ 569 00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:46,481 [gasps] I can't let my mom take the fall. 570 00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:49,526 I did this. 571 00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:51,945 I killed Ben... No! 572 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,197 I killed Ben. 573 00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:55,115 - It's okay-- - No, don't! 574 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:56,200 I will jump! 575 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,785 ♪ For the sake of a child ♪ 576 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,079 MABEL: No! Cliff, what are you doing?! 577 00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:03,165 ♪ For the sake of a child ♪ 578 00:27:03,165 --> 00:27:04,750 ♪ To Hell and back, I'd go ♪ 579 00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:06,168 Cliff, stop! 580 00:27:06,168 --> 00:27:07,419 No, don't! 581 00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:09,129 CLIFF: I'll do it! I'll really do it! 582 00:27:09,129 --> 00:27:10,964 MABEL: Someone help! 583 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,343 Is someone in my rafters? 584 00:27:14,343 --> 00:27:16,929 Didn't the constable die, like, three scenes ago? 585 00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:20,891 Yeah, but that is exactly the way a Nova Scotian constable would run. 586 00:27:20,891 --> 00:27:22,351 Oh... 587 00:27:22,351 --> 00:27:25,521 I knew it! It was you all along! You're the killer! 588 00:27:25,521 --> 00:27:28,524 I'm not just the killer. I'm the father! 589 00:27:28,524 --> 00:27:30,400 Oh... fuck. 590 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,985 OLIVER: That's right! BEN: Those kids are mine. 591 00:27:31,985 --> 00:27:34,029 And you can't stand in the way! 592 00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:35,989 Over my dead body. 593 00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:37,783 [dramatic theater music playing] 594 00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:39,868 BEN/LORETTA: ♪ Till my last breath I'd take ♪ 595 00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:42,329 ♪ I'll stay steadfast for the sake ♪ 596 00:27:42,329 --> 00:27:44,164 ♪ Of a child ♪ 597 00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:47,584 ♪ You never will defeat me ♪ 598 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:49,127 ♪ For a child ♪ 599 00:27:49,127 --> 00:27:51,922 ♪ To death, I'd dare to go ♪ 600 00:27:51,922 --> 00:27:55,676 [song continues] [panting, gasping] 601 00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:57,386 God, that's a lot of stairs. CLIFF: Stay back! 602 00:27:57,386 --> 00:28:00,931 - Cliff! What are you doing? - Keep him away! 603 00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:01,849 [gasps] 604 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:03,141 ♪ For the sake ♪ 605 00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:06,270 Hope you like kissing mommy between prison bars. 606 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:10,232 Actually, you might. Boy. [elevator dings] 607 00:28:10,232 --> 00:28:16,446 - ♪ For the sake ♪ - ♪ For the sake ♪ 608 00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:20,409 ♪ For the sake... ♪ 609 00:28:21,827 --> 00:28:23,245 [singing fades] 610 00:28:23,245 --> 00:28:25,038 [body thuds] 611 00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,040 [Cliff whimpers] 612 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,668 [tense music playing] 613 00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:31,170 [gasps] [forces doors open] 614 00:28:33,964 --> 00:28:35,215 [presses button] 615 00:28:35,841 --> 00:28:37,885 [doors shut] 616 00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:41,471 ♪ 617 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,224 For the sake of a child. 618 00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:48,103 [orchestral flourish, crescendo] 619 00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:49,354 [grand finale] 620 00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,856 - [applause, cheering] - Oh, my God! 621 00:28:50,856 --> 00:28:52,149 MABEL: Please, give me your hand! 622 00:28:52,149 --> 00:28:54,902 [applause continues] 623 00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:56,445 Cliff! Jesus! 624 00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:01,992 [applause continues] 625 00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:04,328 [panting] Okay. 626 00:29:04,328 --> 00:29:08,207 [gasping, wailing] 627 00:29:08,207 --> 00:29:09,791 - That's a lot of stairs! - Right? 628 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:12,544 - Stay back! [whimpering] - Oh jeez! 629 00:29:12,544 --> 00:29:14,630 I'm not going to prison! [sobs] 630 00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:16,673 Oliver, can I ask you, 631 00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:19,843 were the Mermen in Splash this high when they fell? 632 00:29:19,843 --> 00:29:21,553 No, I think you're a bit higher, son. 633 00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:24,681 Ah... And was it painless? 634 00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:25,682 Oh no, no. 635 00:29:25,682 --> 00:29:28,685 You have never heard Mermen scream like that. 636 00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:29,811 [sobs] 637 00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:31,355 Tell my mother I'm sorry. 638 00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:33,232 Tell her I love her. 639 00:29:33,232 --> 00:29:36,235 Tell her to throw away the box under my bed without opening it. 640 00:29:36,235 --> 00:29:38,111 Please insist on that. 641 00:29:38,612 --> 00:29:39,613 [yelps] 642 00:29:39,613 --> 00:29:40,989 [all scream] 643 00:29:40,989 --> 00:29:42,699 [yelping] 644 00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:45,244 ♪ 645 00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:48,288 [gasps] 646 00:29:48,622 --> 00:29:51,166 It was an accident, Mom. I swear. 647 00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,418 It's okay, honey. I've got you. 648 00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:55,379 KT: Close the curtain! 649 00:29:57,589 --> 00:30:00,175 [audience murmuring] 650 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:02,427 This is the strangest fucking play I've ever seen. 651 00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:06,682 I was the original director. My version was stranger. 652 00:30:07,224 --> 00:30:09,601 I'm so glad I'm not in this. 653 00:30:09,601 --> 00:30:11,728 [Cliff sobbing, grunting] 654 00:30:16,358 --> 00:30:18,610 [quiet sobbing] 655 00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:21,697 CLIFF: I love you, Mommy. 656 00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:26,702 [Mabel sighs] 657 00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:29,830 Curtain call! Everyone down here for curtain call! 658 00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:32,040 - Curtain call! Oh! - Alright, let's go. 659 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,752 Come on. Come on. [applause, cheering] 660 00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:38,755 ♪ 661 00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:50,267 Bow! 662 00:30:50,267 --> 00:30:53,270 [applause, cheering continue] 663 00:30:58,775 --> 00:31:01,778 [dramatic music playing] 664 00:31:11,914 --> 00:31:14,917 [sirens wailing] 665 00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:20,589 OLIVER: I have Maxine's review! 666 00:31:20,589 --> 00:31:22,716 Okay. Uh... [quiet chatter] 667 00:31:23,175 --> 00:31:26,970 "To say I had my doubts about Death Rattle Dazzle 668 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:29,598 would be an understatement, but..." 669 00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:31,767 Hang on. 670 00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:35,020 It's making me subscribe if I wanna read the rest. 671 00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,021 [guests groan] Really? 672 00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:38,065 I thought I had, like, four articles left. 673 00:31:38,065 --> 00:31:40,317 Does anyone have a credit card? MABEL: For the love of God. 674 00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:41,818 [Oliver sighs] 675 00:31:42,528 --> 00:31:45,030 Okay. "But, it turns out, 676 00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:48,116 under Oliver Putnam's bold direction..." 677 00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:50,327 - Yes! - "...even the offstage antics 678 00:31:50,327 --> 00:31:53,330 "add to the Putnam-inspired insanity. 679 00:31:53,330 --> 00:31:57,125 "And this dusty old chestnut has been Botoxed, bedazzled, 680 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,627 and brought back to life!" 681 00:31:58,627 --> 00:32:01,880 [cheering, clapping] 682 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,800 Congratulations, everybody! I did it! CHARLES: Yeah! 683 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,510 [laughter] 684 00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:08,637 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [Loretta laughs] 685 00:32:08,637 --> 00:32:10,889 Mwah. Oh, Jesus. LORETTA: I'm so glad. 686 00:32:10,889 --> 00:32:13,809 The opening night of my dreams 687 00:32:13,809 --> 00:32:15,519 with the girl of my dreams. 688 00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:16,854 And here we are again. 689 00:32:16,854 --> 00:32:20,065 - At the piano. - At the piano. 690 00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:23,819 Thank you. 691 00:32:23,819 --> 00:32:25,863 No, thank you. 692 00:32:25,863 --> 00:32:27,114 Lucky Durkin. 693 00:32:27,990 --> 00:32:29,575 [sighs] 694 00:32:31,869 --> 00:32:32,828 Hey. 695 00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:36,164 Uh, that was Grey's New Orleans: Family Burn Unit. 696 00:32:36,164 --> 00:32:37,583 They say they're willing to wait for you. 697 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:40,544 I'm not sure we take it though. There's also interest in you 698 00:32:40,544 --> 00:32:42,129 to play the lead in Hedda Gobbler. 699 00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:44,464 [gasps] Oh, my God. 700 00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:47,259 The animated feature, the one about the turkeys. 701 00:32:47,259 --> 00:32:49,720 [phone ringing] I gotta take this. Yeah, it's Dickie. 702 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:53,056 [soft party music playing] 703 00:32:53,056 --> 00:32:55,559 - Wow. Y-You've got heat. - Yeah! 704 00:32:55,559 --> 00:32:57,561 [both laugh] [sighs] 705 00:32:58,729 --> 00:33:02,316 [sighs] I'm not sure I wanna take either one of those jobs though. 706 00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:06,737 Because it might mean leaving here. 707 00:33:07,613 --> 00:33:10,407 - It would also mean following your dream. - Hm. 708 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,994 And a fresh start with your son. 709 00:33:15,412 --> 00:33:17,414 - Yeah. - And I like LA. 710 00:33:19,082 --> 00:33:20,334 In small... 711 00:33:21,502 --> 00:33:23,045 doses. [giggles] 712 00:33:23,045 --> 00:33:24,588 KT: Ugh. Fucking hell. 713 00:33:24,588 --> 00:33:26,089 Get a room. 714 00:33:27,341 --> 00:33:31,011 Oh, look at that. It's California red. 715 00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:33,180 Speaking of which, have you done any California dreaming 716 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:34,681 since we talked earlier? 717 00:33:34,681 --> 00:33:37,476 [giggles] I have... 718 00:33:37,476 --> 00:33:39,228 - lots of dreams. - Do you now? 719 00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:41,772 Meaning? 720 00:33:41,772 --> 00:33:45,025 [party chatter continues] 721 00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:46,401 [sighs] 722 00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:48,278 Okay, you're right. 723 00:33:48,278 --> 00:33:50,781 I do need to get unstuck. 724 00:33:52,449 --> 00:33:55,911 But, the stuff that I need to unstick is here. 725 00:33:56,912 --> 00:33:59,164 - In New York. - Yeah. 726 00:33:59,164 --> 00:34:02,292 Well, I thought that might be where this was headed. It's okay. 727 00:34:02,292 --> 00:34:05,587 But I could come visit. I like LA. 728 00:34:05,587 --> 00:34:08,298 In... small doses. 729 00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:10,592 Yeah, me, too. [laughs] 730 00:34:14,304 --> 00:34:16,306 - [glasses clink] - Pick again. No, you did it! 731 00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:19,643 Los Angeles. A city so nice, 732 00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:21,812 they named it Los Angeles. 733 00:34:21,812 --> 00:34:24,857 - So, everyone's going there. - But, in the Big Apple we remain. 734 00:34:24,857 --> 00:34:27,150 Maybe we could dig up a cold case or something. 735 00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:29,111 - [door opens] - I got a cold case for ya! 736 00:34:29,653 --> 00:34:30,821 ALL: Sazz! 737 00:34:30,821 --> 00:34:32,698 Where do I put it, huh? 738 00:34:32,698 --> 00:34:34,408 There you go. CHARLES: How'd you get in here? 739 00:34:34,408 --> 00:34:36,201 SAZZ: Who knows? Have I made copies of all your keys? 740 00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:38,662 Like I said, who... knows? 741 00:34:38,662 --> 00:34:40,539 Okay, okay. Photo op. 742 00:34:40,539 --> 00:34:42,374 - Photo op. I love these. Alright. - Oh yeah. 743 00:34:42,374 --> 00:34:44,126 [shutter snapping] [laughs] 744 00:34:44,126 --> 00:34:45,210 Look at that. SAZZ: Hey, listen, um, 745 00:34:45,210 --> 00:34:47,713 I got something I need to talk to you about when you get a sec, huh? 746 00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:49,256 - It's a little sensitive. - Yeah, sure. 747 00:34:49,256 --> 00:34:52,092 Hey! Well, since we're celebrating, I'm gonna go upstairs, 748 00:34:52,092 --> 00:34:53,135 and I'm gonna get a bottle of 749 00:34:53,135 --> 00:34:57,347 1966 Argentinian Malbec I've been saving. 750 00:34:57,347 --> 00:34:59,433 Malbecita del Cielo. 751 00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:02,686 Only five bottles were made that year because the grapes were so small. 752 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:04,730 Oh! [text notification chimes] 753 00:35:05,856 --> 00:35:07,608 Wow. 754 00:35:07,608 --> 00:35:10,110 I just got a romantic feeler text from Joy. 755 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,695 What? OLIVER: Ooh... 756 00:35:11,695 --> 00:35:13,780 SAZZ: What'd she say? CHARLES: She says, 757 00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:16,283 "Scott Bakula says hi." 758 00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:17,576 That's not romantic. 759 00:35:17,576 --> 00:35:18,827 [Oliver groans] 760 00:35:20,495 --> 00:35:22,581 [street noise] 761 00:35:28,504 --> 00:35:29,755 [door opens] 762 00:35:34,384 --> 00:35:37,387 [whistling] 763 00:35:39,806 --> 00:35:42,309 [gunshot, glass breaks] [thud] 764 00:35:42,309 --> 00:35:44,770 [tense music playing] 765 00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:47,523 And the doctor said, "Too hot?" And he said, "No, too sweet!" 766 00:35:47,523 --> 00:35:49,316 [laughter] 767 00:35:49,316 --> 00:35:50,901 Has anyone seen Charles? 768 00:35:50,901 --> 00:35:52,986 Didn't he go get some more wine? 769 00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:55,989 [dramatic music playing] 770 00:36:04,039 --> 00:36:05,541 CHARLES: Hey, what's taking her so long? 771 00:36:05,541 --> 00:36:08,836 Sazz better not be drinking our Malbecita del Cielo without us. 772 00:36:08,836 --> 00:36:11,672 - You know there are only five-- - Five bottles in the whole world. 773 00:36:11,672 --> 00:36:13,298 Because of the tiny grapes. 774 00:36:13,298 --> 00:36:15,592 Yes, you've already read us the wine's biography. 775 00:36:15,592 --> 00:36:17,469 I love the part about the soil. 776 00:36:17,469 --> 00:36:19,596 Isn't that fascinating? OLIVER: Yeah, it's great. 777 00:36:19,596 --> 00:36:22,599 [dramatic music builds] 778 00:36:45,998 --> 00:36:48,625 [whimpering] 779 00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:51,712 [wheezing] 780 00:36:54,715 --> 00:36:57,718 [Death Rattle Dazzle medley playing] 781 00:36:57,718 --> 00:36:59,720 ♪ 782 00:37:44,765 --> 00:37:47,100 [grand musical finale]