1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,005 POPPY WHITE: Coming this fall, Only Murderers In The Building. 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,883 That's very good. I wrote that. 3 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,134 What did happen that night? 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,470 MABEL MORA: The killer stabs Bunny, and then leaves 5 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,388 through the hole in the bottom of my closet. 6 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:15,933 Bunny said, "14 Savage." 7 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,518 Kreps is Glitter Guy. 8 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,144 CHARLES-HADEN SAVAGE: But why would Kreps kill Bunny? 9 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,604 I mean, did he want her painting? 10 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,940 There's no way that you could pull off a murder this sophisticated. 11 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,233 I said that's enough! 12 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,526 If I'm so stupid, 13 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,153 how come I was able to land the smartest woman on the planet? 14 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,321 CINDA CANNING: [on podcast] Every night, I'd go to 15 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,365 the local bar and grill, the Chicken Chug. 16 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,576 MABEL: This all has something to do with All is Not OK In Oklahoma. 17 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,619 POPPY: You should let this go. 18 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,412 You don't know what she's capable of. 19 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,498 You don't know what she'd do to get what she wants. 20 00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:42,793 MABEL: Seriously? You're that terrified of a podcaster who solved 21 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,211 the murder of Becky Butler? 22 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,879 - Yes. - Why? 23 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,673 Because I'm Becky Butler. 24 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:50,676 ♪ 25 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,428 Well, shit. 26 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:58,600 - [quiet car driving by] - [dog barking, birds chirping] 27 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,060 BETTY BUTLER: Before I became one of 28 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,812 the most talked about people in the country, 29 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:05,357 Becky Butler, I had a pretty ordinary life. 30 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:09,194 Ordinary, that is, if you assume most ordinary people are pretty miserable. 31 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,989 [man coughing heavily] 32 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:14,992 Which I assume is a pretty safe assumption. 33 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:18,829 CINDA: [on podcast]: How long is too long to stay in a bad situation? 34 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,248 This is what Elizabeth Davies was pondering 35 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,625 in the winter of 2003. 36 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,836 BECKY: Daddy, I made you a healthy breakfast. 37 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,546 Not hungry. 38 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:28,797 I think if you got something-- 39 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,593 I ain't fuckin' hungry. 40 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:33,594 [phone ringing] 41 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,973 Mayor Tipton's office. How can I assist you? 42 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:40,559 Oh, yes, of course. Just hold on one second. 43 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,561 Sir? It's your wife. 44 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,479 Not now. 45 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:45,939 ♪ 46 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,735 I'm so sorry. He's in a meetin' right now. 47 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,613 Is there anything I can help you with, Theresa? 48 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,114 [glass clinks] 49 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,915 Sir, I was gonna get going, unless you need anything. 50 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,917 Oh, stay a bit, Becky. 51 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,544 Have a drink with your mayor. 52 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,963 Oh, I should really get going. 53 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,634 Are you sure? 54 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:16,428 Well, my dad's expecting me, so good night. 55 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:18,597 MAYOR TIPTON: Well, maybe tomorrow. 56 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:21,350 You're not always gonna be able to say no to me. 57 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,894 ♪ 58 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,021 CINDA: [on podcast] "I need to get out of here," 59 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:29,399 were the last words Elizabeth Davies wrote in her journal 60 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,652 only five days before her left hand 61 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,446 was found in her own mailbox. 62 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:35,447 [click] 63 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,700 [quiet snoring] 64 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,128 [clicking] 65 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,849 [typing] 66 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:02,891 [click] 67 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,693 [snoring continues] 68 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:25,122 [echoing slice] 69 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:27,124 REPORTER: This is Channel 37 News, 70 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:29,751 reporting on the disappearance of Becky Butler, 71 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,879 a local Chickasha native and a member 72 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,922 of Mayor Tipton's executive team, 73 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,507 who went missing last week. 74 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:37,342 Authorities have no leads 75 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:41,096 and are said to be bringing in outside law enforcement help. 76 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:43,098 - [knocking] - Nope. 77 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:46,518 - Excuse me, Ms. Canning? - Mm-hmm. 78 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:48,896 Um, ma'am... 79 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,732 My name is Poppy White. 80 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,358 - I'm your biggest fan. - CINDA: Cute. 81 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:56,236 Poppy, my favorite bagel. What can I do for you, Poppy? 82 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,614 Uh, I... I have a story 83 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,866 that I think would be a really good podcast. 84 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,576 - [scoffs] - It's about a young woman 85 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,120 in Oklahoma. She disappeared. 86 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,414 Lot of girls disappear, Poppy. 87 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,457 Yeah, but, um, 88 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,044 she was being harassed by the mayor of a small town, 89 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:15,923 and his campaign slogan was, "It's All Gonna Be OK." 90 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,966 Um, "OK" as in "Oklahoma," 91 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:21,512 and I thought All is Not OK In Oklahoma 92 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:23,514 would be a good title for a podcast. 93 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,062 I like your style. 94 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:31,730 Missing or dead? 95 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,024 - Excuse me? - The girl. 96 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:35,025 Missing. 97 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:36,068 Well, let's hope she's dead. 98 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:38,779 For it to even have a chance, I'd really need her dead. 99 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,364 Ideally murdered. Ooh! And by that mayor. 100 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:41,823 That would be amazing. 101 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,827 I'm sorry. Uh, what exactly do you want? 102 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:49,331 I would like a job, Ms. Canning. 103 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,123 ♪ 104 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:53,710 So, when I discovered Becky Butler's disappearance, 105 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,754 I just knew that I had to cover it. 106 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,757 Never did I think it would become such a sensation. 107 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:01,677 But, a lot of the credit really has to go to-- Ooh, Poppy. 108 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:03,178 Yes, Cinda? [laughs] 109 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,471 Turkey sandwich, no lettuce, 110 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,348 no tomato! 111 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,767 No bread. Just some turkey on tinfoil 112 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,185 and a little bread on the side. 113 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,728 Where was I? Oh! 114 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,731 I find the term "genius" to be reductive. 115 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:19,069 CHARLES: [on podcast] The answer, as it turned out, 116 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,738 - we are all Tim Kono. - [click] 117 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,991 "We are all Tim Kono"? 118 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,660 Are people really listening to this insipid shit? 119 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,496 - I need a new Oklahoma. - [rattling] 120 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:33,166 I will not be the one-hit wonder of true crime podcasts, Poppy. 121 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,210 - I won't. I will not be... - [pills rattling] 122 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,337 podcast Nickelback. 123 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,881 Have you given any thought 124 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:41,592 to my idea about Rose Cooper, 125 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:44,052 that artist who went missing years ago? 126 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,346 Art? Poppy, really? 127 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,764 Do you know what rhymes with art? 128 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,474 - Smart? - Fart. 129 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,852 As in no one gives a flying fart. 130 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:56,190 [sighs] I need something with famous people, and blood, 131 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,984 and, ideally, a hot girl with a great rack. 132 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:02,196 - [pills rattling] - God, I need a murder. A good one. 133 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:05,490 And I'm tired of waiting for one to fall into my lap. 134 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,286 God, you are useless! 135 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:12,372 Fine. I will make this happen all on my fucking own! 136 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,374 [scattering] 137 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,335 ♪ 138 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:18,545 - So Poppy is Becky Butler. - Yes, 139 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,631 which means Cinda sent a mayor to prison 140 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,799 for killing someone she knew was still alive. 141 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,301 And now she's trying to top herself 142 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:27,513 by sending us to prison for a murder she committed. 143 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:29,640 God, is she good! 144 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,974 What? This is so audacious, 145 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,809 you know. I wish I'd thought of it. 146 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,853 Really. I mean, I wouldn't have gone as far, 147 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,230 but what commitment, huh? 148 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,189 Really? 149 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:38,440 [urban accent] Uh, don't blame the playa. 150 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,900 Blame the game, brah. 151 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,152 - No. Don't do that. - [Mrs. Gambolini squawks] 152 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,112 She was right in front of us all along. 153 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,240 The storyteller artist framing us 154 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,158 to get the hell out of her podcast lane! 155 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,618 But now, how do we get her? 156 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,453 It's not gonna be easy, 157 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:52,663 but I have a plan. 158 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:54,331 Ooh. What? 159 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:02,005 I'm sorry. I thought a plan would, uh, come to me in that moment, 160 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,882 but, uh, no. 161 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,050 Nothing. 162 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,426 Although... 163 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:10,430 - Oh. No. - [bird chattering] 164 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,599 [sighs] Okay, we have a ton on Oklahoma, 165 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:13,725 but on Bunny's murder? 166 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:16,061 Well, we know she's working with Detective Kreps. 167 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,856 But, how does "14 Savage" relate to Cinda? 168 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,566 We still have the knife, 169 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:22,359 and Detective Williams is running forensics. 170 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,819 We just reach out to her. 171 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:26,572 If Cinda's DNA is on that knife, it's game over! 172 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:28,240 - Okay, I'm gonna text Detective Williams. - [beep] 173 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,158 We find ourselves up against 174 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,244 a very talented storyteller 175 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:34,830 and a very mediocre cop. 176 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:37,249 - But how do we outwit them? - [beep] 177 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:38,709 - We need a confession. - Uh-huh. 178 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:41,336 From Cinda Canning? How do you propose we get that? 179 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,881 Torture? Can we torture her? [gasps] 180 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:46,008 Charles, get your concertina 181 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:48,552 and whatever you consider your 10 most interesting stories. 182 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:50,596 Hm, let me just muse on that, 183 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:52,514 - uh, for a second. - Mm. 184 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,391 No! We need to unravel Cinda 185 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,559 like a... 186 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,394 uh, like, oh, jeez... 187 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:58,812 What's a thing that unravels? 188 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,565 - Uh... - No, we just need to find the thing 189 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:04,234 that unravels Cinda, so she slips up 190 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:06,153 and reveals herself as the killer! 191 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,696 Oh, that's good. 192 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,698 And what's the one thing we know drives Cinda crazy? 193 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:12,117 - A sweater! - A sweater drives Cinda crazy? 194 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,536 No, no, no. A sweater unravels, dear. Try to keep up, really. 195 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,121 A mystery! 196 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:19,541 Poppy! Her assistant, who drives her crazy. 197 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,752 No, that's the word I was looking for. Unravels like a mystery. 198 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:23,128 Oh no, no, no. I like sweater best. 199 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:25,339 [overlapping arguing] 200 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,716 Have both of you had strokes or have I? 201 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:28,926 God! 202 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:32,387 This is really not feeling like a finale yet. 203 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:33,639 Is it? 204 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:36,642 [lively theme song playing] 205 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:39,645 [vocalizing] 206 00:09:15,737 --> 00:09:19,645 Ripped and corrected by - YoungJedi - 207 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:22,312 [bell rings, soft music, diner chatter] 208 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,314 OLIVER PUTNAM: I have so many questions. 209 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:27,401 First off, do you prefer Becky or Poppy? 210 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,403 Or would you prefer Boppy? 211 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:32,155 - Which has a certain je ne sais quois. - I can't do this. 212 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,782 Oliver, what did we agree on? 213 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,285 You and Charles do the talking. 214 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,704 Okay. We know you work for Cinda. 215 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,706 Mabel has explained how complicated that-- 216 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:41,874 You can just cut to it. 217 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,461 How can we get Cinda to crumble and cave like a... 218 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:49,047 crumbling cave? 219 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:53,343 - Excuse me? - How do we get Cinda to confess? 220 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,304 She'd never. 221 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:56,555 Are you serious? 222 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:58,974 You must know things that upset her, that might make her feel vulnerable. 223 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:02,269 I mean, sure. Human error, interruption, 224 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,104 people who work for her but don't look like her. 225 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,063 Yeah, we noticed that one. 226 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:07,107 - Mm-hmm. - Are there things that disturb her, 227 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,067 that might break down her defenses? 228 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:13,906 She does not like the inside of a tomato? 229 00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:16,408 Oh, I can see that. 230 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,994 I'm terrified by tomatoes. 231 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:21,038 And the inside of them? [shudders] 232 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,664 Just awful. 233 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,083 Okay, I guess that's something we can work with. 234 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,376 Is it, though? What, 235 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,795 are we gonna invite Cinda over and make her a salad? 236 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,756 Oh! Oh, this one's weird. 237 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:32,216 The tomato was normal? 238 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:34,551 Um, she's very afraid of slow-motion. 239 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,929 I'm sorry? 240 00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:38,388 I went to a Super Bowl party with Cinda, 241 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,641 and every time there was an instant replay, uh, 242 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:44,061 I saw her shiver, and then start to faint, and then cry a little bit. 243 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:45,771 Over the slow-motion? 244 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,231 Slow-motion, she does not like it. 245 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:49,816 - Uh-huh. - So, she's a true psychopath. 246 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,361 Hello. What can I get for you today? 247 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:53,820 [phone buzzing] 248 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,322 Oh no, it's Cinda. [sighs] 249 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,908 The finale of Only Murderers 250 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,118 - is dropping tomorrow. Um... - [buzzing continues] 251 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,663 Can I get a liverwurst and marmalade sandwich to go? 252 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:03,914 IVAN: Mm-hmm. 253 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,666 Hi, Cinda. I'm sorry. I'm on my way back. 254 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,251 There were train delays. 255 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:09,962 - Oh my god! - That's horrible. 256 00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:12,047 Liverwurst and marmalade? Is that a thing? 257 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:15,133 It's the owner's sister's favorite sandwich. 258 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,552 [Ivan laughs] 259 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:19,096 Bunny was so disgusted we had it on the menu, 260 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,305 she called it "freak food." 261 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,515 [laughs] 262 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,851 Well, hard agree with Bun-Bun on that one. 263 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,727 WOMAN: Hey, Ivan! Where's my toast? 264 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:28,522 - Guys... - IVAN: English muffin, coming right up. 265 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:31,108 - [phone ringing] - It's Detective Williams. Hang on. 266 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:33,944 Cinda's dropping the finale? 267 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,904 Not hard to guess who she's gonna name as the killer. 268 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,699 We're fucked. We have got to put Cinda away today. 269 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,743 - We need to rally our resources. - Right. That's right. 270 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,705 Hey, did Ivan ever take our order? 271 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,623 - Oliver, we need a plan. - I agree. 272 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,125 We also need to eat. 273 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,547 What'd she say? Did Williams get any info off that knife? 274 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,507 Yeah, she did. 275 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,717 Guys... 276 00:11:57,301 --> 00:12:00,220 I think I know what "14 Savage" means. 277 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,513 ♪ 278 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,560 UMA HELLER: Why are we here? 279 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,188 I'm organizing the estate sale, but it's making me very sad. 280 00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:10,814 All her plants are dying, and 281 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,609 - why is that damn bird back? - [squawking] 282 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:16,570 That shady email just said, "Be at Bunny's at 7:00 283 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,280 "if you love good theater 284 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,282 and/or want to be part of history." 285 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,910 I don't see cake. The email said cake would be provided. 286 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,119 Cheap fucks. 287 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,622 Am I dressed appropriately? 288 00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:28,373 It's really hard to know what to wear to a... 289 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,499 Killer Reveal Party. 290 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,043 Uh, "killer reveal party" 291 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:33,128 meaning a party where a killer is revealed, 292 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,963 or a reveal party that's killer in nature? 293 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,257 I don't know, Jonathan. Just be hot, okay? 294 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,967 - Welcome, friends! - HOWARD MORRIS: Oh, here we go. 295 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,261 OLIVER: To the show that's about to end. 296 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,931 - For we have figured out who extinguished - [door shuts] 297 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,267 the big, beautiful flame of our beloved Bunny Folger. 298 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,685 Alright, so who did it? 299 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,145 MRS. GAMBOLINI: Who did it? Who did it? 300 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,064 I'm gonna strangle that bird. 301 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,857 You think we're just gonna tell you? 302 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:56,985 - Kind of felt like that, yeah. - Yeah. I mean, why else am I here? 303 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,196 Don't we kinda have to tell them if they're gonna be part of it? 304 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,323 Must you poop on every party, Charles? 305 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,534 Can't we have a little dramatic tension here? 306 00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,953 Oliver, she's gonna be here in an hour. Just move it along. 307 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,413 Mabel, we can do this production fast, 308 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,374 or we can do it well. What would you prefer? 309 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:11,416 Fast. Do it fast. 310 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,378 Okay. Well, then I will not take responsibility for the reviews. 311 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:15,504 Alright. Okay. 312 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:17,005 Uh, first question. 313 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,883 Who here has had any theater training? 314 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,803 Well, I'm on Broadway right now. 315 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,888 - Really? - As a hyena. [giggles] 316 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:25,973 Uh-huh... 317 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,517 And I once auditioned for the part of Joseph 318 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,769 in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. 319 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,480 The way you worded that makes it sound like you didn't get it. 320 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,857 That is correct. 321 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,900 But it has nothing to do with talent, 322 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,277 despite what my mother said. 323 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,571 Uh, Lester? 324 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:43,782 Uh, just a little light stage stuff when I was younger. 325 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:44,825 - No shit! - LESTER: Yeah, 326 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:48,579 I graduated from Juilliard. Started out off-Broadway with Tracy Letts. 327 00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:50,831 - We were rivals. Hand to God. - CHARLES: And what happened, 328 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,040 if you don't mind me asking? 329 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,668 No, it's fine. I just realized that my true passion 330 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,296 was being a doorman, and I left the theater behind. 331 00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:58,463 Really? 332 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,883 Are you nuts? No. 333 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,260 I stopped getting hired, developed a drinking problem, 334 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,928 and was homeless for a while. 335 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,471 Almost died, cleaned up, 336 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,806 took the first job I could get, 337 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,933 and I've been stuck here ever since. 338 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,019 - Jesus... - How tragic! 339 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,563 - Well, wasn't that a bummer? - [awkward laugh] 340 00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:17,024 Anyway! You're all here today 341 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,902 to play a part in manipulating a mastermind 342 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,904 into a live confession on our... 343 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,115 - cam show... Livestream. - Livestream. 344 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,992 Where the hell is the fucking cake? 345 00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,744 The cake is on its way! 346 00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:31,330 But this was very last minute, and this is not about the cake. 347 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,498 Ah, they chintzed on the cake! 348 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,791 - [squawk] - I'm leaving. 349 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,335 - HOWARD: Come on, Jonathan. - CHARLES: Wait! 350 00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:37,878 This is about us right now! 351 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,297 Bunny's fellow neighbors getting one shot 352 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,216 to bring her killer to justice! 353 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,134 And we all really need your help. 354 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,305 Fine. 355 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,642 But Bunny would have ordered the cake from Sherman's on 92nd. 356 00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:52,476 - True. - She sure would have. 357 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,895 Okay. We only have an hour. 358 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,272 [sighs] And if we pull this off, 359 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,816 I swear to each and every person in this room 360 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,819 that Charles will buy you the cake of your choice! 361 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,822 ♪ 362 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,074 [knocking] 363 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:13,997 Okay. Here we go. 364 00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,501 I'm missing a parent-teacher conference for this, 365 00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:18,794 so your confession better be good. 366 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,587 My kid's teacher is crazy hot. 367 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,257 Who said anything about a confession? 368 00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,926 Well, you said you were gonna reveal the murderer live, 369 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,220 and you're the murderer. So, by my math, 370 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,430 that makes this a confession, Ms. Mora. 371 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,683 - [quietly] Are you really doing this? - Mm-hmm. 372 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,143 What the hell is this? 373 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,106 ♪ 374 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,108 - It's a killer reveal party. - [Oliver laughs] 375 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,152 As in a party that reveals a killer, 376 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,072 or a reveal party that's going to be killer. 377 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,157 - [quietly] See? It is confusing. - Shh... 378 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,118 It will all be explained. 379 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,829 And Cinda, we have our recording devices on, 380 00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,289 so you may want to turn on yours. 381 00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:57,583 I have a girl for that. Poppy, please start recording everything. 382 00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,793 Would you like me to wire anyone or just use the boom? 383 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,087 Uh, just record all the smart things I say 384 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,547 and all the dumb shit that they grunt. 385 00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:05,048 [through gritted teeth] Oh my god! 386 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,885 Okay, go ahead. 387 00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:10,429 Welcome to our killer reveal party! 388 00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:12,806 Where we will reveal Bunny's killer. 389 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,808 It's also a killer party, simultaneously. 390 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,352 - Oh. Okay, so we were both right. - [overlapping murmuring] 391 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,729 - Double entendre. - [door opens] 392 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,230 CHARLES: And it gives me no pleasure 393 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,773 to inform you 394 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,901 that the killer is here, 395 00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,402 in this very room. 396 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,988 - [stilted] - Oh! But that can't be! One of us? 397 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,823 Please say it's not true! 398 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,575 Howard. [shushing] Bring it down. 399 00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:33,911 Let's remind ourselves of what we know. 400 00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:36,496 Bunny had a very normal last day of life. 401 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,541 She was contemplating a change. A move, to Florida. 402 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:40,626 MRS. GAMBOLINI: Fuck Florida! [squawks] 403 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:43,212 The three of us saw her that very night. 404 00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:46,215 She was looking for companionship. 405 00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:47,466 A friend. 406 00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,176 - But what did we do? - OLIVER: Bye-bye. 407 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,594 - We rejected her. - [shuts door] 408 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,012 We sent her away, 409 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,388 back to her apartment. 410 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,848 MABEL: Where someone was waiting for her. 411 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:55,516 ♪ 412 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:58,352 Someone who forced Bunny into my apartment 413 00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,520 to frame me, 414 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,438 then stabbed her with Oliver's knife 415 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,232 and my knitting needle, then escaped 416 00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,859 into the Arconia's secret passageways 417 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,069 that they knew about, 418 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,905 then used those secret passageways 419 00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:12,241 to plant the murder weapon in Charles' apartment, 420 00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,409 along with a very valuable painting 421 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:17,788 of his nude father they stole from Bunny's apartment... 422 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,998 Jesus, is this what we're really telling people? 423 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,459 It's a lot. We could have tightened it up in rehearsal. 424 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:25,587 But who... had an interest in framing 425 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:28,006 three... innocent... people?! 426 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,883 - You did! - Me?! 427 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,468 Sorry! I got disoriented! You did! 428 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,513 - [scoffs] - Cinda Canning killed Bunny Folger. 429 00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:37,182 And how did she cover her tracks? 430 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:40,853 With the help of a crooked cop she met years ago in Oklahoma. 431 00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:42,646 [bar chatter] 432 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:45,148 ♪ 433 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,692 How did you know about Kreps? 434 00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:48,443 - [gasps] - OLIVER: Are you kidding? 435 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:51,905 The sexual energy between you two was obvious. 436 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,866 I'd say more, 437 00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:56,660 but this is a family murder podcast. 438 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,955 Cinda Canning is not a great podcaster who solves murders. 439 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:03,584 MABEL: She's a hack who makes them up and packages them. 440 00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,919 And this time, she tried to get away with a doozy. 441 00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:08,088 Wow. 442 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,340 Really enjoyed the spelling it all out. 443 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,510 Very end of a Scooby Doo episode. Very cute. 444 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,970 One little problem, though. 445 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,431 Why would I want to kill an old woman I never met? 446 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,683 You met her, Ms. Canning. 447 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,059 I have the logbooks. 448 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,687 You were actually here a lot before Bunny died, weren't you? 449 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,440 I was keeping tabs on the Tim Kono investigation. 450 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,150 You killed her. 451 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,944 You murdered her with a violent hand. 452 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:34,198 You murdered a sweet old lady 453 00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:35,866 who... 454 00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:37,743 She was my friend! 455 00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:39,578 She was my only friend, 456 00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:40,829 and you took her! 457 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,164 And why?! 458 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,999 For a podcast?! 459 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:45,751 [emotionally] Why? 460 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,129 Why... 461 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,756 Oh, Jesus, he's wonderful. 462 00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,841 ♪ I love my coat of many colors ♪ 463 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:55,719 ♪ I just love my coat of many colors ♪ 464 00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:56,970 Howard, no. 465 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,305 [frustrated grunt] 466 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,724 There is literally no motive here. 467 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,851 Why would I have done any of this? 468 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,731 [slow-motion] What... 469 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,608 an... 470 00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,528 excellent... 471 00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:15,072 question... 472 00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:18,325 OLIVER: [slow-motion] It... is... 473 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,912 indeed... 474 00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:24,164 Why are you moving in slow-motion? 475 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,792 - [Cinda panting] - Who's... going... 476 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,127 slow? 477 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,754 Who... us? 478 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:31,797 [whimpers] 479 00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:35,217 [tenants speaking in slow-motion] 480 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:38,595 ♪ 481 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:42,182 [slow-motion continues] 482 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,351 Stop it! Stop it! I-I'm leaving! 483 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,644 Alright, stop! 484 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,940 [cart rattling] 485 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,527 Oh god, what is that? 486 00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:55,863 So, you sign a big, juicy 487 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:58,407 $30 million podcast deal. 488 00:19:58,407 --> 00:19:59,616 Problem is, 489 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,452 you don't have a juicy story to podcast. 490 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,246 So, you go looking 491 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,415 to invent one about a lonely 492 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:08,083 old woman who gets murdered 493 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,627 in a big... fancy... 494 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,171 - apartment building. - No... No... 495 00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:13,547 Honestly, 496 00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,549 not that great. 497 00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:17,009 - [squishing] - [gags, whimpers] 498 00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,386 Unless, the three people who did the murdering 499 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,514 are three A-list celebrities! 500 00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:23,557 [laughs] 501 00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:24,683 ♪ 502 00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,935 Oh. Sorry. 503 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,437 I thought you were being funny. 504 00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:31,648 Are we getting under your skin, Ms. Canning? 505 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,442 OLIVER: Admit you did it. 506 00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:35,944 - Admit you did it! - MRS. GAMBOLINI: Admit it! Admit it! 507 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,405 Forget it! And I'm not confessing anything 508 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,449 because... because... 509 00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:41,575 Because why?! 510 00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:42,993 Because she didn't do it. 511 00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,164 Mabel, we're so close. What are you doing? 512 00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:48,665 I'm solving a murder. 513 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,125 ♪ 514 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,627 She did it. 515 00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:52,878 [gasps, murmuring] 516 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,379 Excuse me, what? 517 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,381 This is the work of an artist 518 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,301 who just came into the picture recently. 519 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:03,263 Your gallery needed new energy. Wasn't that what you said? 520 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,890 Turns out, you were making art 521 00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,517 from my tragedy. 522 00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:09,394 So why not frame me and up the value of your art? 523 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:12,648 - Is this all part of the plan? - I'm really not sure anymore. 524 00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:16,276 I am outraged. And frankly, haven't we been down this road before? 525 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,236 Sorry. Who is this person? 526 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,321 And can we get her to dial the accent down a little bit? 527 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,782 I mean, if I can't understand a word, how's Middle America gonna get it? 528 00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,700 MABEL: You're a real charmer, Alice. 529 00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:25,994 And a hell of a kisser. 530 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,829 MARV: Nice. 531 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,456 But you're also a liar. 532 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,709 And a killer. 533 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,169 Huh. 534 00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:38,006 [slow clap] Bravo, Mabel. Bravo indeed. 535 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,300 Here, all this time, I was thinking you were just a bore 536 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,427 with the drawing skills of a toddler. 537 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,388 It was you at the Pickle Diner, 538 00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,431 begging Bunny for her Rose Cooper painting. 539 00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:48,934 But she wanted 14 million for it. 540 00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,894 "14 for Savage." 541 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:53,063 That was a little out of your price range, wasn't it? 542 00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:57,651 [quietly] You talentless, smug bitch. 543 00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,820 Holy shit, she did it. She got her. 544 00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:03,073 - No! - [Uma gasps] 545 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,867 [screams, gasps] 546 00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:07,494 [guests shouting] 547 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,830 ♪ 548 00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:11,498 - [Alice yelling] - Oh! Oh! 549 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,917 - Oh! - Charles! Charles! 550 00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,335 - Get off me! - Hold her down! 551 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,920 - [yelling continues] - [Howard groans] 552 00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:20,465 UMA: Yes, 911? There's been a stabbing! 553 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:23,468 Yes, at the Arconia! Yes, he's bleeding! 554 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:27,264 - MABEL: Charles? Charles! - OLIVER: Charles! Oh my... Oh jeez... 555 00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:30,184 You're okay, buddy. You're okay. 556 00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:33,687 ♪ 557 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,106 Oh! 558 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:39,026 - Oh... - [Mabel sobbing] 559 00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:40,485 Charles... 560 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:43,739 [Mabel and Oliver crying] 561 00:22:43,739 --> 00:22:45,365 Jesus Christ. 562 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,659 Please tell me you got all that. 563 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,119 ♪ 564 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,831 [both crying] 565 00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:58,587 - ALICE: Unhand me! - [Mrs. Gambolini squawking] 566 00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:00,547 - [struggling] - HOWARD: It's okay, Mrs. Gambolini. 567 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,549 - Don't be scared. Don't be scared. - [calm squawk] 568 00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:05,219 This bird has seen too much, Jonathan. 569 00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:07,221 Police and ambulance are three minutes out. 570 00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:10,224 [hushed room chatter] 571 00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:14,019 CINDA: I'm so sorry, Mabel. 572 00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,687 For all of it. 573 00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,648 You poor kid. 574 00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:19,483 But what you just did... 575 00:23:21,485 --> 00:23:22,861 I mean... 576 00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:25,322 Shit, you were incredible. 577 00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:28,033 You are one hell of an investigator. 578 00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:30,118 I could use someone like you on my staff. 579 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,621 I mean, hell, I... 580 00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:35,874 I think you could have your own podcast. 581 00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:37,876 Oh, don't even. Don't you even... 582 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,337 - [squawking] - Poppy? 583 00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:43,340 [laughs] What... [frustrated sigh] 584 00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:45,759 This was pure luck! 585 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,845 Th-there is absolutely nothing 586 00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:50,430 that ties this Australian girl to Bunny's murder. 587 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,473 Nothing. 588 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:52,641 I'm English, you twat. 589 00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:54,017 Achoo! 590 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:56,144 - Bless you. - Thank you. 591 00:23:57,813 --> 00:23:59,815 Why does Mabel get a podcast? 592 00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:02,401 Because she's pretty? 593 00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:06,113 Because she boldly dated the supposed killer? 594 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:09,116 I do everything for you. 595 00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:13,245 I get your lunch, and I respond to all your mail, 596 00:24:13,245 --> 00:24:16,415 and I pick up your dry cleaning, and I drop off your dry cleaning, 597 00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:18,792 and I pick up your dry cleaning, and I drop off your dry cleaning, and-- 598 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:21,044 Why don't you just wear something that you can wash?! 599 00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:24,673 And I told you about the Rose Cooper art, 600 00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:27,134 and you made a flying fart joke. 601 00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:28,302 I told you all-- 602 00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:29,636 - Achoo! - CINDA: Okay, Poppy, 603 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,930 you know my rule. Two sneezes in my presence means 604 00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:33,599 you need to self-quarantine for a week. 605 00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:35,350 MABEL: Poppy? 606 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:37,102 Why'd you tell Cinda about Rose Cooper? 607 00:24:37,102 --> 00:24:38,145 ♪ 608 00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:40,314 It was an idea for a podcast. 609 00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:42,482 Cinda was not interested... 610 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,401 But you were, 611 00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:46,737 and in that painting that Bunny owned. 612 00:24:46,737 --> 00:24:47,946 Achoo! 613 00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:50,240 Do you have some kind of allergy? 614 00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:53,285 To Mrs. Gambolini perchance? 615 00:24:53,285 --> 00:24:54,286 Achoo! 616 00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:55,662 [squawk] 617 00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,414 It's so strange. 618 00:24:57,414 --> 00:25:00,375 The killer sneezed when fleeing the crime scene. 619 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:02,377 [sneezing] 620 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:06,590 It's not a crime to be allergic to rancid bird molting. 621 00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:09,635 And what? You're gonna believe some-- some young girl 622 00:25:09,635 --> 00:25:12,387 that's hiding in your walls? [scoffs] 623 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,100 Only the killer could have known there was a girl hiding in the walls that night. 624 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,019 And her name is Lucy. 625 00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:21,146 CINDA: And yours... 626 00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:23,023 is Becky. 627 00:25:24,483 --> 00:25:25,734 Who told you that? 628 00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:26,527 CHARLES: We did. 629 00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:28,320 [screaming] 630 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,364 [wailing] 631 00:25:30,364 --> 00:25:32,950 ♪ 632 00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:35,285 I wasn't stabbed. 633 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:37,538 It's all theater. 634 00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:39,456 We've been onto you since this afternoon! 635 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:40,499 We all have. 636 00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:45,462 - I don't understand what's happening! - CINDA: It's over, kiddo. 637 00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:47,881 I know the game you played with me in Oklahoma, 638 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,591 and they know the game you played with them 639 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,927 in this overpriced building. 640 00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:53,303 And I only real fainted once. 641 00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,722 The other times were acting. 642 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,812 I just wanted to make a good podcast. 643 00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:05,566 I just wanted Cinda to notice me. 644 00:26:05,566 --> 00:26:08,026 But things went wrong right from the start. 645 00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:10,571 Right from that night that I texted you 646 00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:13,907 to get out of the building, and you came back to your apartment. 647 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:16,326 - [beep] - [muffled door opening] 648 00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:22,249 How'd you figure it out? 649 00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:28,547 - [phone ringing] - It's Detective Williams. Hang on. 650 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:31,717 - Hey. - DETECTIVE WILLIAMS: [on phone] Hey. 651 00:26:31,717 --> 00:26:34,344 So I got DNA off the murder weapon. Saliva. 652 00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:35,971 But get this. 653 00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:37,890 It belongs to a dead girl 654 00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:39,433 from way the hell out of state. 655 00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:41,268 Let me guess. 656 00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:42,269 Oklahoma. 657 00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:44,396 ♪ 658 00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:46,607 How the hell did you know that? 659 00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:48,400 I think I know what "14 Savage" means. 660 00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:57,993 - Sandwich... - [bell dings] 661 00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:00,746 IVAN: 14 sandwich? Liverwurst and marmalade to go. 662 00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:02,080 That's me. 663 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:04,791 [door opens] 664 00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:08,962 [door shuts] 665 00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:10,631 The thing is, 666 00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:13,634 before I became one of the most talked about people in the country... 667 00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:16,887 I had a pretty ordinary life. 668 00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:17,888 [bang] 669 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:19,890 [muffled police radio chatter] 670 00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:21,850 Ordinary, that is, if you assume 671 00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:25,020 most ordinary people are pretty miserable. 672 00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:26,313 [muffled bang, click] 673 00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:28,315 Which I assume is a pretty safe assumption. 674 00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:31,652 ♪ 675 00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:34,655 [inaudible] 676 00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:41,537 [inaudible] 677 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:47,835 [inaudible] 678 00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:59,137 CHARLES: Once Becky Butler found the way 679 00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:01,849 to use her own story to get a job 680 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:03,767 with her hero, Cinda Canning... 681 00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:05,519 Uh, what exactly do you want? 682 00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:06,979 I would like a job, Ms. Canning. 683 00:28:06,979 --> 00:28:08,730 CHARLES: ...she thought she'd be home free. 684 00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:12,568 CINDA: She even found someone that was willing to help her. 685 00:28:12,568 --> 00:28:16,238 Though, at first, like so many things that go bad, 686 00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:17,739 it was just about love. 687 00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:20,784 CHARLES: So she went the extra mile 688 00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:24,621 and plotted a bigger New York story. 689 00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:28,375 Yes, you can. She's old. And mean. 690 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,878 You deserve this. We both do. 691 00:28:30,878 --> 00:28:34,214 You get to be famous, I get a promotion, 692 00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:37,467 and we get to move out of this sweaty shit-box. Yes. 693 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,888 - You got this. - I deserve it. I deserve it. 694 00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:41,972 [giggling] 695 00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:44,224 Ooh! Did I tell you about the secret passageways I found? 696 00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:46,435 DETECTIVE KREPS: What? Fuck, I fuckin' love you. 697 00:28:46,435 --> 00:28:49,771 And with that, another mystery solved. 698 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,607 So one last time, 699 00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:53,525 for Only Murders in the Building... 700 00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:56,737 And for Only Murderers in the Building... 701 00:28:56,737 --> 00:28:58,864 I'm Oliver Putnam. 702 00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:00,449 I'm Mabel Mora. 703 00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:03,285 And I'm Charles-Haden Savage. 704 00:29:03,285 --> 00:29:05,829 And Cinda Canning. Thanks again to our sponsor 705 00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:08,457 Gut Milk Lite. It's got all the flavor of Gut Milk 706 00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:10,792 and none of the unexplained crunch. 707 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:13,212 [sighs] Wow. 708 00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:15,380 - Two murders back-to-back. - Yep. 709 00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:17,549 Now we can start talking to each other like people 710 00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:19,927 - and not just about murders. - Right. 711 00:29:22,179 --> 00:29:24,389 - [sighs] - [clears throat] 712 00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:27,392 [On The Sunny Side Of The Street by Keely Smith] 713 00:29:27,392 --> 00:29:29,019 - [street noise] - [distant siren] 714 00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:32,940 Ah. Thank you. 715 00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:37,819 - Okay, where's the wheelchair? - Didn't you read the stage directions? 716 00:29:38,529 --> 00:29:40,447 - No, I have one line. - Charles, 717 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:42,241 your test scores are off the charts! 718 00:29:42,241 --> 00:29:44,952 The network wants you out of the wheelchair immediately, 719 00:29:44,952 --> 00:29:47,204 and your dementia is in remish. 720 00:29:47,204 --> 00:29:50,457 Hallelujah! It's a miracle cure! 721 00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:52,376 [giggles] Nice. You got de-dementia'd. 722 00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:55,629 - CHARLES: Thanks, Luce. - Last looks! 723 00:29:55,629 --> 00:29:57,506 Oop. 724 00:29:57,506 --> 00:29:59,383 Well, welcome back 725 00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:01,802 - to the world of the upright. - Thanks, Joy. 726 00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:03,220 Hm. 727 00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,680 Looking good, Charlie. 728 00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:08,141 - Hey, Joy. - Yeah? 729 00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:09,893 ♪ Life can be... ♪ 730 00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:10,936 Uh... 731 00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:13,188 [grunts] 732 00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:15,440 ♪ On the sunny side of the street ♪ 733 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,860 Are you asking me out on a date? 734 00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:19,111 [exhales] 735 00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:21,196 For when? 736 00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:22,739 [exhales] 737 00:30:23,574 --> 00:30:24,908 Are you suggesting tonight? 738 00:30:25,659 --> 00:30:26,660 [choked] Yes. 739 00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:28,412 ♪ But, I'm not afraid ♪ 740 00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:29,955 Oh, Charlie. 741 00:30:29,955 --> 00:30:31,748 Finally, you got it out. 742 00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:34,585 ♪ Crossed over ♪ 743 00:30:34,585 --> 00:30:37,671 ♪ If I never have a cent ♪ 744 00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:38,922 Jesus. God. 745 00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:41,049 ♪ I'll be rich as ♪ 746 00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:44,178 ♪ Rockefeller ♪ 747 00:30:44,178 --> 00:30:46,722 ♪ Gold dust at my feet ♪ 748 00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:49,892 You're doing it. You're actually renovating. 749 00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:52,269 Well, it is about time. 750 00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:55,898 And does this become integrated into a new design? 751 00:30:55,898 --> 00:30:57,608 And do I? 752 00:30:57,608 --> 00:31:00,736 Uh, no. But, 753 00:31:00,736 --> 00:31:02,946 you could grab a roller and help, please. 754 00:31:02,946 --> 00:31:05,699 ♪ Direct your feet ♪ 755 00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:08,410 ♪ To the sunny side ♪ 756 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:11,163 ♪ The sunny side ♪ 757 00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:13,624 ♪ Can't you hear ♪ 758 00:31:13,624 --> 00:31:15,375 ♪ A pitter-pat? ♪ 759 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:16,793 Hey! 760 00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:18,212 ♪ Oh, that happy ♪ 761 00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:20,005 - OLIVER: Hey! - Hey, girl. 762 00:31:20,964 --> 00:31:24,426 Look at you. Fresh from his triumph in the land of witches and munchkins. 763 00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:27,596 Uh, triumph, I don't know about that, but we survived. 764 00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:30,933 - Yeah. - Now, um, where is... 765 00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:32,726 W-what are you calling her now? 766 00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:35,729 Oh, Mama G! Yes, yes, yes. She's, uh, right here. 767 00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:38,232 She's just looking a little piqued to me. 768 00:31:38,232 --> 00:31:40,108 Alright. Let's take a look. 769 00:31:40,108 --> 00:31:42,945 - Winnie noticed it first. - WILL: So you decided to keep her, huh? 770 00:31:42,945 --> 00:31:45,739 Well, I just... Winnie's grown awfully attached, so... 771 00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:47,741 - [squawks] - [shuts gate] 772 00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:48,742 [quiet wing flapping] 773 00:31:49,952 --> 00:31:52,162 Willie, th-there's something... 774 00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:53,455 I-I need to tell you. 775 00:31:53,455 --> 00:31:55,165 S-something I... 776 00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:59,294 haven't been honest about. Uh... 777 00:31:59,294 --> 00:32:00,546 Dad. 778 00:32:02,506 --> 00:32:05,008 If you're not my father, then I don't know what a father is. 779 00:32:06,343 --> 00:32:07,386 You hear me? 780 00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:15,143 - How did you know? - Come on. 781 00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:16,562 I know all your tells. 782 00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:21,400 [soft laugh, sigh] 783 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,110 I love you so much. 784 00:32:23,527 --> 00:32:25,946 [phone ringing, buzzing] 785 00:32:27,114 --> 00:32:28,198 You gonna get that? 786 00:32:28,198 --> 00:32:30,492 No, no, no, not now. [laughs] 787 00:32:30,492 --> 00:32:33,203 - [squawk] - [ringing continues] 788 00:32:33,203 --> 00:32:34,955 Who are we kidding? J-just take the call. 789 00:32:34,955 --> 00:32:36,582 Well, I guess... [laughs] You know, 790 00:32:36,582 --> 00:32:38,584 just to get it out of the way. You never know. 791 00:32:39,543 --> 00:32:42,588 Oh, it's Donna. Producer friend of mine. 792 00:32:42,588 --> 00:32:44,673 Hey, Donna. 793 00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:47,676 - To what do I owe this... - [Mrs. Gambolini squawking] 794 00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:51,054 No, I know. I actually do owe you a lot of money, but is that... 795 00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:52,556 Is that why you're calling? 796 00:32:53,557 --> 00:32:55,058 [food bowl rattling] 797 00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:57,644 - Oh, really? - [gate creaks shut] 798 00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:59,646 What, did the director fall out or something? 799 00:33:01,899 --> 00:33:03,400 Broadway? 800 00:33:04,318 --> 00:33:05,569 ♪ 801 00:33:05,569 --> 00:33:07,779 It opens in a year. Well, yes. 802 00:33:07,779 --> 00:33:10,115 I-I think I-I would be perfect for that. 803 00:33:10,115 --> 00:33:11,950 And who's the star? 804 00:33:11,950 --> 00:33:13,827 ♪ 805 00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,287 Really?! 806 00:33:15,287 --> 00:33:17,456 - [knocking] - Ben? 807 00:33:17,456 --> 00:33:19,458 Everyone gets opening night jitters! 808 00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:21,168 I can talk you through it! 809 00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:24,463 I'm good. 810 00:33:27,341 --> 00:33:28,467 [snorts] 811 00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:30,344 OLIVER: Alright... 812 00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:33,305 Hey, look, I'm good, okay? I'm gonna rock this place. 813 00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:35,641 It's the other guy you need to talk to. Fuckbag. 814 00:33:35,641 --> 00:33:38,060 No, no. So, okay, so I did talk to him, and-- 815 00:33:38,060 --> 00:33:39,186 Uh-huh. Did he apologize? 816 00:33:39,937 --> 00:33:42,147 Well, you know, a lot has gone on, but... 817 00:33:43,315 --> 00:33:45,025 Look, this is what I suggest. 818 00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:47,110 Use it, okay? 819 00:33:47,110 --> 00:33:51,073 Let the tension seep in between you two tonight as a color. 820 00:33:51,073 --> 00:33:53,158 Okay, so, like, then I can kill him? 821 00:33:53,158 --> 00:33:55,327 Because I just might, Oliver. I'm warning you. 822 00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:57,371 No, see, now, that is an interesting color. 823 00:33:57,371 --> 00:34:00,624 - Places! Break a leg, Ben. - [snorts] 824 00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:02,042 That's a pretty good option, too. 825 00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:05,212 Oh. [laughs] Well, anyway. Okay, so I just-- 826 00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:07,172 - [Ben trilling] - Fun out there... 827 00:34:09,508 --> 00:34:10,509 [trills] 828 00:34:11,718 --> 00:34:13,512 [coughing] 829 00:34:16,098 --> 00:34:17,140 Ah... 830 00:34:18,642 --> 00:34:19,643 [coughs] 831 00:34:20,769 --> 00:34:23,063 [footsteps] 832 00:34:26,942 --> 00:34:27,985 Good luck tonight. 833 00:34:28,527 --> 00:34:30,696 Huh. Thanks. 834 00:34:30,696 --> 00:34:32,781 "Good luck" is a curse in the theater. 835 00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:36,201 I know that. 836 00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:38,078 What, y-you don't think I know that? 837 00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:39,621 I just didn't mention it 838 00:34:39,621 --> 00:34:41,540 to be polite to you, you piece of shit. 839 00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:43,876 - Hey. Hey. - [instruments tuning up] 840 00:34:43,876 --> 00:34:47,129 We got two and a half hours to get through. If I can do it, you can, too. 841 00:34:47,129 --> 00:34:50,090 I'm the pro here. Alright, you don't have to worry about me. 842 00:34:53,302 --> 00:34:55,220 Be smart. 843 00:34:55,220 --> 00:34:57,222 Stay away from her. 844 00:34:59,057 --> 00:35:00,851 Why? 845 00:35:00,851 --> 00:35:03,228 - What are you gonna do? - Ben... 846 00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:06,732 I know what you did. 847 00:35:15,574 --> 00:35:16,575 [scoffs] 848 00:35:21,788 --> 00:35:24,791 - [theater chatter] - [instruments continue tuning up] 849 00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,044 - Hey, girl. - LUCY: Oh. 850 00:35:27,669 --> 00:35:30,005 - I can't believe this. - Right? What a year, huh? 851 00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:31,465 Yeah. Well, 852 00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:33,967 any year without a murder is a good one in my book. 853 00:35:35,052 --> 00:35:37,012 Okay. Fasten your seat belts. 854 00:35:37,012 --> 00:35:39,139 [grunts] Hey, honey. 855 00:35:39,139 --> 00:35:41,642 - So proud of you. - Thank you, thank you, thank you... 856 00:35:41,642 --> 00:35:43,644 [sniffs, clears throat] 857 00:35:43,644 --> 00:35:45,646 [chatter quiets down] 858 00:35:45,646 --> 00:35:48,649 [applause] 859 00:35:48,649 --> 00:35:52,486 - [cheering] - [bell tolling] 860 00:35:52,486 --> 00:35:55,572 - [applause dies down] - [birds chirping] 861 00:35:55,572 --> 00:35:58,575 What turned me into a creature of the night. 862 00:35:59,368 --> 00:36:01,870 - [raven cawing] - [wolf howling] 863 00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:03,372 Let me tell you. 864 00:36:03,372 --> 00:36:06,625 [wind blowing] 865 00:36:10,838 --> 00:36:12,840 [distant ship horn] 866 00:36:13,632 --> 00:36:14,925 [thud] 867 00:36:14,925 --> 00:36:17,886 ♪ 868 00:36:17,886 --> 00:36:19,513 A cre-- 869 00:36:20,764 --> 00:36:23,267 [heavy breathing] 870 00:36:23,267 --> 00:36:26,311 [gasping] 871 00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:28,105 Let me t-- Ooh... 872 00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:30,148 [high-pitched] Help me... 873 00:36:30,148 --> 00:36:32,150 [audience gasps] 874 00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:34,278 Somebody! Anybody! 875 00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:38,407 [audience murmuring] 876 00:36:38,407 --> 00:36:39,908 He's not moving! 877 00:36:39,908 --> 00:36:42,452 [dramatic music] 878 00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:51,879 [crescendo] 879 00:36:51,879 --> 00:36:54,506 You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 880 00:36:54,506 --> 00:36:58,010 [dramatic yodelshop] 881 00:36:58,010 --> 00:37:01,013 [yodeled theme song] 882 00:37:01,013 --> 00:37:02,973 ♪ 883 00:37:41,512 --> 00:37:45,057 [solo yodel] 884 00:37:49,061 --> 00:37:51,063 [yodel ends]