1 00:00:02,044 --> 00:00:04,963 You're listening to All is Not OK in Oklahoma 2 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,173 from Cinda Canning. 3 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,383 I wasn't expecting to find anything related 4 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:10,219 to the disappearance of Becky. 5 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:12,262 What the fuck is in Bo's mouth? 6 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:13,555 Becky's panties! 7 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,892 I'm Leonora Folger, the mother of Bunny. 8 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:19,102 Where the fuck is my painting? 9 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:21,355 You bought the painting from the artist, Rose Cooper? 10 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,773 She went missing. 11 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,816 Dad? Dad! It's okay, buddy! 12 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:28,362 I was having an affair with your father for years. 13 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,696 I thought Rose Cooper was. 14 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,365 She was, too. 15 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,033 We're texting with the killer! 16 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,744 We tell him we'll put the matchbook in a trashcan 17 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,454 outside Morningside Park, and then... 18 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,914 twist! Glitter. 19 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:41,458 There goes our best chance at clearing our names. 20 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,335 Who is Glitter Guy? 21 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,216 Damn it! He has the matchbook! 22 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,343 What's stopping me from locking you up today, huh? 23 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:53,637 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 24 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,360 Last year, the NYPD had a budget 25 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,779 of $5.5 billion. 26 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,823 That's a billion with a "B." 27 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:16,660 My salary was 85,819 before taxes, 28 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:20,414 alimony, and the mortgage on this fuckin' dump where I also live. 29 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:25,252 If you divide 85,819 by 5.5 billion, you get... 30 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:29,214 I have no fuckin' idea, but it's a drop in the bucket. 31 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:33,802 Try living on that in New York City. It's impossible. 32 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:36,096 So you take other jobs. 33 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,140 You work security at Coney Island, 34 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:40,184 or you help out departments in small towns 35 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:42,186 that might not be equipped to handle things 36 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:44,229 like multiple homicides or missing persons, 37 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:45,647 shit like that. 38 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:48,150 You get in, you get out, you get paid. 39 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,401 You go through the motions. 40 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,113 But every once in a while, you meet someone 41 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,656 and everything changes. 42 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,408 You see a gal in a bar, 43 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,660 or a guy, if that's your thing, 44 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:01,330 and you toss out some Cary Grant BS like, 45 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,832 "What brings someone like you to a joint like this?" 46 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,752 And she, or he, if that's your thing, 47 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,378 they smile at you, 48 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:11,381 and your whole goddamn universe turns upside down. 49 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,593 And that's when shit gets really crazy. 50 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,932 Kreps is Glitter Guy. 51 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:23,018 Oh. It's ASL for "glitter." Oh. 52 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,102 That's kind of fun. 53 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,647 I know. But why would Kreps kill Bunny? 54 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:27,898 I mean, did he want her painting? 55 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,733 I don't know. He doesn't seem like the kind of guy 56 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,235 who would kill for a piece of art. 57 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,153 Money is a very strong motive. 58 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,405 True, if he even got the painting, 59 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:36,657 but why would he frame us? 60 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,576 And this is the brilliant mind behind the whole set-up? I don't think so. 61 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,870 Yeah, something is not right. 62 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:45,332 But, if so, someone's puppet-mastering a cop? 63 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,375 I mean, how? 64 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,335 I think I know who did this. 65 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,177 That is a great name for a TV show. 66 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:01,390 Remind me that "Criminal Mastermind" is a great name for a TV show. 67 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:05,060 What about Kreps' backpack? 68 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,229 And what is this logo? 69 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:10,482 I feel like I've seen it somewhere. Chickens are so weird looking. 70 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:14,695 I know. I mean, who was the first person who looked at a chicken and said, 71 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,697 "Yum! I'll bet that's delicious." 72 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:21,159 After everything that's happened, I don't know if I have what it takes 73 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,120 to go up against a cop. 74 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:27,207 I know what you're thinking. "Have we reached that point in our friendship 75 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,960 when we can just show up at each other's apartments in our nightclothes?" 76 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,795 No, we haven't. "Nightclothes"? 77 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,797 But I just had to tell you both the good news. 78 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,799 According to the DNA results, 79 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:38,218 I am, in fact, Will's biological father. 80 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,470 Hey! Congratulations! Oh, that's great! 81 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,806 Thank you. Well, no big surprise. 82 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,892 I mean, a blind man could see we're related. 83 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,393 So does that mean you're Greek? 84 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:48,604 Greek-ish. 85 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:49,688 What's Greek-ish? 86 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:52,399 Well, you know how I thought I was Ir-ish? 87 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,067 Greek-ish. 88 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,320 There's no real difference. All the European countries 89 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,946 are essentially the same. 90 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,656 But now, to celebrate... 91 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,746 You brought Mrs. Gambolini? 92 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,165 Well, this delightful creature kept me up all night 93 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,541 telling me to go fuck myself, 94 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,919 which is why I look like Nick Nolte after Mardi Gras. 95 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,921 So, I am gifting her to you. 96 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,839 No, no, no! Bunny gave her to you! 97 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:18,383 You keep it. Charles, if you do not take this bird, 98 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,177 it will literally be tomorrow's pâté. 99 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,513 Oliver, I do not have anything in the apartment 100 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:24,473 that goes to the bathroom out in the open! 101 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:26,308 It's a rule I have! 102 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,518 This is humiliating. 103 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:44,409 What is this? 104 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,203 No fucking way. 105 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,039 That's the original. 106 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:50,749 Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. 107 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:53,502 And the woman in the painting is the artist Rose Cooper? 108 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:54,503 That's right. 109 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:57,047 But why would Bunny make a fake? 110 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,424 So she could hang the inexpensive fake painting... 111 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,343 Oh, and hide the real one under her... 112 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:02,970 I know who did it... 113 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,471 Shut up! 114 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,362 What are you doing here? 115 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,073 Hi. Um, I come bearing gifts. 116 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,575 Well, a gift. 117 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,328 Also, I really need to have a wee. 118 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,332 Thanks. 119 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:24,635 What do you want, Alice? 120 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,596 To take more of my story? 121 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:30,474 To make my trauma into more of your shitty art? 122 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,309 Ouch. 123 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:36,563 I deserve that. I don't want anything. I just wanted to give you that. 124 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:38,690 A puzzle? 125 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,067 It's a peace offering. 126 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,444 I know how much you like puzzles, so I made one for you. 127 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:46,365 I made it with an X-Acto knife, um, in the middle of a blackout, 128 00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:48,367 which may have been a mistake. 129 00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:51,453 I'm not trying to look for sympathy. I just... 130 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:53,163 wanted to give you context for any imperfections 131 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:54,665 or bloodstains you might find. 132 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,417 But, if you do wanna be sympathetic towards me... 133 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,919 You know, I... 134 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,337 I should thank you. 135 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:03,465 For what? For making me realize 136 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:06,844 that I don't want my life to be all about the worst parts of it. 137 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,721 I have more to offer than that. 138 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,891 I thought you'd be cross forever. 139 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,352 Does that mean... 140 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,603 No. 141 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,523 I like you, Alice. 142 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,818 But I don't trust you. 143 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:26,071 And I can't be with someone I don't trust. 144 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:28,198 I understand. 145 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,952 Well, if you ever need something... 146 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:34,413 anything, please. 147 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:37,457 You have my number. Goodbye, Mabel. 148 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:51,054 Yes, Leonora Folger. I know she lives there. 149 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,141 What do you mean she's "not verbal"? 150 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,643 She was highly verbal and a little bit mean, actually, 151 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,688 when she showed up at my building a few weeks ago. 152 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,942 She hasn't left there in how long? 153 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,361 Okay. Got it. 154 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,906 Under... 155 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:11,241 "Celebrations"? 156 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,790 Ah... 157 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,667 Thank you. Sorry to bother. 158 00:08:24,213 --> 00:08:26,215 Oh, Charles, you've been had. 159 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:31,178 Just take my suggestion, add even more padding to the lion's hips. 160 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,555 Other than that, this looks great. W.. what is your problem? 161 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,058 We open in three days, and it's back to being a shit show. 162 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:39,019 The Munchkins all forgot your choreography. 163 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,646 Dorothy threatened to walk because she says 164 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:42,940 the Scarecrow shouldn't be played by a neurotypical actor. 165 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,525 Oh wow. And then the blackout hit 166 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:45,734 when we were in rehearsals, 167 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,862 and I had five screaming, crying flying monkeys hanging from the ceiling. 168 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,490 It's gonna be a disaster, and it's all my fault. 169 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,909 Willie. Willie. You can do this. 170 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:56,954 You know why? Because the theater is in your blood. 171 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,582 You're a Putnam. 172 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:01,625 For real. 173 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,419 What, you got the DNA results? 174 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:07,923 I am so Greek, I could be Jennifer Aniston's stand-in. 175 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:11,343 I'm so Greek, I could go bankrupt, and no one in the world would help me. 176 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,680 Wow, that's... 177 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:15,681 What? 178 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,810 I don't know. I just... 179 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:22,771 I didn't realize how much was weighing on me until this moment. 180 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,107 Well, I want you to stop worrying. 181 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,608 Please? Just... 182 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,735 Come here. Come here. 183 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,406 I love you, baby. 184 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,783 I love you, too. 185 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:37,119 Thanks, Dad. 186 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:39,872 We're good. It's fine. You know what? 187 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,749 I feel like I can do this now. 188 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,294 You're a Putnam. 189 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:54,029 Hello? 190 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:56,240 Hello? 191 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,457 Looks like we're in for a fight. 192 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,751 Oh. 193 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,548 Looks like we're in for a fight. 194 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,843 Jesus, I need a life. 195 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,777 Well, if it isn't Bloody Mabel. 196 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,947 Where's the, uh, dusty grandpappies? 197 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,032 And who are you supposed to be? 198 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:42,035 Rocky Zero? Great White Dope? 199 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,996 Raging Bullshitter? 200 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:46,874 I can keep going. 201 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,792 I love boxing movies. And puns. 202 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,335 Why the fuck are you here? 203 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,546 Just wanted to ask some questions. 204 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,506 Well, that ain't how this works, see, ‘cos I, uh... 205 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,508 I'm the cop. 206 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:57,384 How's your arm? 207 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,721 The one I stabbed after you attacked me. 208 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:03,932 Alright, Mabel. 209 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,768 What kind of a stupid fucking name is Mabel? 210 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,104 Dumbass name. 211 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,358 You want to ask me questions? 212 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,402 You can ask questions. 213 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,822 Throw these on. 214 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:20,866 Yeah. 215 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,540 You found it. I found you. 216 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,583 Rose Cooper. 217 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,628 Oh. Well, tell me something I don't know. 218 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:36,715 You ever box? 219 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:39,968 I take a cardio boxing class every Tuesday and Thursday. 220 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,095 You're adorable. 221 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,472 Hold the bag. 222 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,729 Eh? I know, right? 223 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:52,981 Sorry. I was daydreaming. 224 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:56,360 Have you thrown a punch yet? I just felt a slight breeze. 225 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,154 You know what? Saw glitter on your neck. 226 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,699 I don't know what you're talking about. 227 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,661 How'd you know about the evidence drop-off at Morningside Park? 228 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,997 I still don't know what you're talking about. 229 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,584 A matchbook with your fingerprint on it. 230 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,795 Oh, that's gone. 231 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:16,797 And it wasn't my fingerprint. 232 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,552 Alright. In the ring. Let's go. 233 00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:23,053 Let's go. 234 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,558 I am not saying it's entirely your fault. 235 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:30,227 I shouldn't have left it on the bed, but it was cashmere. 236 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:33,105 We don't pee on things just because they're soft. 237 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,069 Oh, hello, Teddy. 238 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,654 Oliver. 239 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:49,121 I'll kill you! Ah! 240 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,875 Arm's still sore, I see. 241 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,170 Why'd you kill Bunny Folger? I didn't do it. 242 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,297 You stabbed her with a knife and tried to frame me. 243 00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,215 Okay, that's enough. 244 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,925 Alright? Enough. 245 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,722 See, what I can't figure out, though, 246 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:09,016 is how you were able to pull off such an intricate plan. 247 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:12,561 I mean, framing innocent people, secret passageways. 248 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:15,355 I mean, I was a bad student, but you're just... 249 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,774 a stupid man. 250 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,235 There's no way that you could pull off a murder this sophisticated. 251 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,486 I said that's enough! 252 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,156 And what do you think's gonna happen here, Mabel? 253 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:27,201 You think I'm gonna show you something I don't wanna show you? 254 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,911 You think I'm gonna say something I don't wanna say? 255 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,579 ‘cos that's not how this works, 256 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:34,416 no matter how many stupid shit-headed insults you throw at me. 257 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,502 ‘cos I'm a fuck of a lot smarter than that. 258 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,546 Put them up. Alright, mitts up. 259 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,631 Mitts up. 260 00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:43,342 You son of a bitch! What the fuck?! 261 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:45,802 You can't win this, Teddy! 262 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,683 Oh, th.. this doesn't look good. Uh, should I just wait for the next one? 263 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:55,020 No, no, no, no! No, no. C.. come in. It's all good. 264 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,862 You son of a bitch! 265 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,365 Oh god! Oh! Okay! Okay, okay, guys! 266 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,454 Alright, you guys have fun. Be safe, okay? 267 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,206 Oh, my bone! Ouch! 268 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,207 Jesus Christ. 269 00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:16,583 What the hell is wrong with you? 270 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,670 Why are you doing this?! 271 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,171 Oh, don't act like you... 272 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,174 You don't know, do you? 273 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,761 You're my son's father! 274 00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:30,514 You piece of shit! 275 00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:32,015 What? 276 00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:45,070 So, the Cocotinis are yours, not Leonora Folger's. 277 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:48,031 I knew enough about her to pull off 278 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,242 a little day trip into the city. 279 00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:52,995 But I think I'm slipping now. 280 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,622 I don't know how you actors do it, 281 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:59,376 pretending to be somebody else all the time. It's exhausting. 282 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,379 You pulled it off like the master you are. 283 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,381 It's exciting for you, isn't it? 284 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,966 Figuring out little mysteries. 285 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,843 Not so little. 286 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:10,512 The world has been wondering about you for years. 287 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,514 The world, please. 288 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,559 A pocket of the art world 289 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:17,895 who wanted nothing to do with me 290 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,605 before I went missing. 291 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,901 Did you go into hiding because my father was threatening you? 292 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,778 I don't know a lot about my father, 293 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:29,865 but I don't think he was a good man. 294 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:34,077 And it has haunted me my whole life. 295 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:35,662 And then... 296 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,748 you came along. 297 00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:41,251 I hope that you charge rent 298 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,795 to the people inside your head. 299 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,256 You'd make a fortune. 300 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,010 Do you have the painting, please? 301 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,261 I do. 302 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,683 You're a crooked fuckin' cop, Kreps. 303 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,478 A crooked cop who stabbed a defenseless old woman, 304 00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:02,105 and you're trying to pin it on me, and I'm gonna nail you for it! 305 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,607 Ah! 306 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,110 You know what your problem is? 307 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:10,781 You know what your entire fuckin' generation's problem is, Mora? 308 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:12,866 I don't know. Boy bands? Nah. 309 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,994 Your parents told you you could be anything you want, 310 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:19,164 and your stupid teachers reinforced that bullshit, 311 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,708 so you come out with your little TikToks 312 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,920 and your fuckin' podcasts like everybody wants to hear what you have to say. 313 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,256 Nobody gives a fuck about what you have to say. 314 00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,383 I'm stupid? 315 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:31,802 You don't know anything about me. 316 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:34,012 If I'm so stupid, how come I was able to land 317 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,681 the smartest woman on the planet? 318 00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:38,100 Huh? If I'm so stupid, 319 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:41,520 how come I'm able to do a better podcast than you idiots in two seconds flat? 320 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,522 Thought you hated podcasts. Yeah, 321 00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:46,733 I hate stupid amateur bullshit podcasts like yours. 322 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,652 Your podcast sucks. 323 00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:52,030 The OG ones? All is Not OK? 324 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,491 That takes some talent. 325 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,993 That takes some intelligence. 326 00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:57,578 Trust me. 327 00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:58,871 I should know. 328 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,164 I'm not scared of you. 329 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:04,418 Yeah, well, you should be, you fuck. Okay? 330 00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:08,338 Because I'm the lead detective on a murder case where somebody 331 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,966 keeps making you the lead suspect. 332 00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:13,260 That's fuckin' scary. 333 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:16,597 Or maybe you're too stupid to realize what the fuck is going on here, huh? 334 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:22,394 You know, people go away for things they didn't do all the time. Remember that. 335 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,189 Tough guy. 336 00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:28,317 Now, take that shit-eating grin off your face, 337 00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:30,319 and get the fuck out of my gym. 338 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,559 Oh... 339 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,230 Oh, give it. Give it, give it. 340 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,361 Mm... Look. 341 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,202 See, there's the tear in the canvas. Yes. 342 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:21,787 Yes... 343 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,164 So, it is the original. Well, 344 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,166 only one way to know for certain. 345 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,211 Wait, let me try. 346 00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:30,963 No, you do it. 347 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,048 Mm. Pull out the nails? 348 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,424 Just pull out the nail. 349 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:37,386 There's something I need you to see. 350 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,395 If I'm so stupid, how come I was able to land 351 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,689 the smartest woman on the planet? 352 00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:11,587 The OG ones? 353 00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,547 All is Not OK? 354 00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,215 That takes some talent. 355 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,176 That takes some intelligence. 356 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,386 Trust me. I should know. 357 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:33,692 You're listening to All is Not OK in Oklahoma. 358 00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:37,654 Ow! Can I get you something?! 359 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,740 Coffee? Water? 360 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,783 A swift kick in the dick? 361 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,493 Look, Oliver, let me explain... 362 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,120 Oh no, no, no. You don't have to. 363 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,373 I was up all night talking to Roberta. She told me what happened. 364 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,209 Did she tell you it only happened once? 365 00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:51,877 She said twice. 366 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,129 One night, two times. 367 00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,881 Well, now you're just bragging. 368 00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:58,800 Tell me, Teddy, how many other women in the building 369 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:02,387 did you impregnate with your oily Grecian sperm? 370 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:05,516 D.. d.. do you sell it by the quart like your hummus? 371 00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:07,518 You're insane. I'm leaving. 372 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,313 He's all I've got, Teddy. 373 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:15,484 If I lose my son, I've g... 374 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,444 I've got nothing. 375 00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,907 I feel like the worst father in the world. 376 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,413 Are you kidding? 377 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,999 On your worst day, you didn't drag your son 378 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,627 into a criminal enterprise or cover up his involvement 379 00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:34,962 in someone's death. 380 00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,881 True. 381 00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:39,883 But I did recently encourage him 382 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:42,344 to get involved in the theater, so... 383 00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,682 Well, that's bad. Yeah. 384 00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:49,893 Becky Butler's disappearance in Chickasha, Oklahoma, 385 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:52,646 in 2015 sent shockwaves through town. 386 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:55,816 She'd evaporated just like the man-made lake 387 00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:58,277 at the abandoned Chickasha putt-putt course. 388 00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:01,488 With no body, and no clues, 389 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,031 freelance police officers 390 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,284 from bigger cities descended upon the town 391 00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:07,244 to help find Becky or her killer. 392 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:10,664 Also arriving was one intrepid podcaster 393 00:22:10,664 --> 00:22:14,168 who never had a good hair day south of the Mason-Dixon. 394 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:15,294 Yours truly. 395 00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:21,008 Every night, I'd go to the local bar and grill, The Chicken Chug, 396 00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:23,218 whose orange and green chicken logo 397 00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:24,803 seemed to be everywhere in town. 398 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:30,517 There, I'd mingle with tipsy townsfolk and homesick cops, 399 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,896 working them for clues and gossip. 400 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,274 It's amazing the allies you can make 401 00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:40,319 over a Chicken Chug wings tub. 402 00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:41,945 I didn't see it. 403 00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:43,864 I heard it. 404 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,791 Yeah, this painting on top, 405 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,668 oh, that was for me. 406 00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:01,965 And the one underneath... 407 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:07,513 this was for him. 408 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,143 The man he most wanted to be. 409 00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:15,395 A father to his boy. 410 00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:28,575 He was my love. 411 00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:32,204 He tried to keep me safe... 412 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,500 from a rage-filled husband. 413 00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:40,379 I had to leave. To keep us both safe, 414 00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:42,172 I had to disappear myself. 415 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:45,008 We never saw each other again. 416 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,680 He died heartbroken. 417 00:23:53,392 --> 00:23:55,644 What is the thing about fathers and sons? 418 00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:57,855 Why is that relationship so hard? 419 00:23:57,855 --> 00:24:00,649 Oh. I don't know. 420 00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:02,943 Biology. Hubris. 421 00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:05,946 Good old-fashioned stupidity. 422 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,782 Were you close to your father? 423 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,910 Well, I.. I tried to be. 424 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,122 He was a door-to-door salesman. 425 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:17,332 A real-life Willy Loman. 426 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:21,628 So, he was gone a lot. 427 00:24:22,254 --> 00:24:23,755 But when he was home, 428 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,176 I would do whatever I could to get his attention. 429 00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:29,344 Hence my... 430 00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:32,764 what some would describe as "extra" persona. 431 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:35,517 How about you? 432 00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:37,644 Fuck no. I hated him. 433 00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:41,315 He was killed in the back room of a Chinese restaurant 434 00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:42,858 by a Korean bookie. 435 00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:44,276 Took two to the chest. 436 00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:46,820 Okay, this isn't a competition. 437 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,071 I'm just saying... 438 00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:50,574 because of that... 439 00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:54,786 all I ever wanted was to have a good relationship with Theo. 440 00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:57,831 Like the one you have with Will. 441 00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:00,918 And I fucked it up. 442 00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:03,212 Will you do me a favor? 443 00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:06,840 Aren't we square at this point? 444 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,218 You send me to jail; I fuck your wife? 445 00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:10,761 Just... 446 00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:12,262 promise me... 447 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,182 that you'll never tell Will. 448 00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:18,018 I told Roberta this, too. 449 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:21,939 I mean, if you two managed to keep 450 00:25:21,939 --> 00:25:24,942 the mere possibility of this a secret all these years, 451 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:29,196 can't we just keep on keeping on for the sake of Will? 452 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,990 I'll do whatever you want me to do. 453 00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,159 Thank you. 454 00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:41,208 Twice? 455 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:43,210 I was younger. 456 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:49,633 Hey. 457 00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:53,303 You shouldn't be here. Cinda could be back any minute. 458 00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:54,471 Well, where is she? 459 00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:55,722 Uh, vocal massage. 460 00:25:56,557 --> 00:25:59,309 She pays a Thai guy to rub her throat. What do you want me to tell you? 461 00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:01,186 Well, this will be quick. I... The other day 462 00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:03,480 when I said that I could help you, that was a mistake. 463 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,274 I can't do anything else for you. 464 00:26:05,274 --> 00:26:07,776 Please just... leave me in peace. 465 00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,486 Bunny Folger's murder? 466 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,489 That cop Kreps? 467 00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:15,492 This all has something to do with All is Not OK in Oklahoma. 468 00:26:16,118 --> 00:26:18,412 I just can't figure out how. 469 00:26:18,412 --> 00:26:20,581 It's like I'm missing a puzzle piece somewhere. 470 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,166 You should let this go. 471 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,711 You should go, and you should let this go. Poppy... 472 00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:28,380 Mabel! Please go. 473 00:26:32,134 --> 00:26:34,094 You deserve to have this, Charles. 474 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:35,053 Thank you. 475 00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:39,266 Better you than that woman that came sniffing around a few months ago. 476 00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:41,393 What woman? 477 00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:44,271 Poppy, what do you know? What are you so scared of? 478 00:26:45,063 --> 00:26:46,732 You don't know what she's capable of. 479 00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:49,234 You don't know what she'd do to get what she wants. 480 00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:52,196 She had brown hair and... glasses. 481 00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:53,614 Cinda Canning? 482 00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:55,699 I don't know her name, but she was so pushy. 483 00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:57,701 Cinda Canning? 484 00:26:57,701 --> 00:26:59,494 Seriously? You're that terrified 485 00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:01,914 of a Peabody Award-winning podcaster 486 00:27:01,914 --> 00:27:04,458 who solved the disappearance and murder of Becky Butler? 487 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:05,876 Yes. 488 00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:08,295 Everyone has secrets. 489 00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:11,340 Things we've done that we don't talk about. 490 00:27:12,341 --> 00:27:14,343 Things we can't explain. 491 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:20,224 Like when you go to help out on a case in Bumblefuck USA 492 00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:22,309 just to make a little extra coin. 493 00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:28,232 You plan to get in, you plan to get out, get paid. 494 00:27:28,232 --> 00:27:30,943 Go through the motions. 495 00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:32,444 Lemme get a beer. 496 00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:33,779 Why? 497 00:27:37,741 --> 00:27:39,243 Because I'm Becky Butler. 498 00:27:42,454 --> 00:27:44,540 But every once in a while, you meet someone... 499 00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:46,834 and everything changes. 500 00:27:54,049 --> 00:27:57,511 And your whole goddamn universe turns upside down. 501 00:27:59,763 --> 00:28:02,266 And that's when shit gets really crazy. 502 00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:16,029 Well, shit.