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[elevator dings]
‐ You can't disappear for 10 years,

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then show up and start dragging up a bunch
of shit from when we were kids!

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If you see me around the building,
act like you don't know me

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because you don't.
‐ Happily.

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‐ They're cleaning out
Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow,

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so we're gonna look around for clues
before everything's gone.

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I see you're a musician.
‐ Oh, good eye.

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Is that your bassoon I hear playing
through the courtyard every night?

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It's lovely. I think of it as
the sound of the Arconia.

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‐ Oh, that's really sweet. [laughs]

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‐ Well, hello there, Sting!

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[Winnie sniffing]
Winnie, don't stand so close to Sting.

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She's just on edge after that
upsetting death the other night.

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‐ Are you suggesting I had
something to do with that?

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‐ No, no, no, no. I‐‐
‐ Please, your dog.

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Control him! I don't like dogs.

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‐ Oh...

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♪

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[labored breathing]
Winnie?

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[whimpering]
Who would do this to you?

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[whines]

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[woman trilling, clears throat]

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CINDA CANNING:
Testing, testing.

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♪

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[puts down glass]
We good?

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[exhales]

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[loud crunch, chewing]

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I don't need to hear it right now.

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‐ Who doesn't love a second chance?

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Another shot at righting

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some painful mistake that's haunted you?

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Or at healing the wounds
you may have inflicted.

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‐ Will?
WILL: Yeah.

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I got here as fast as I could.
Where's Winnie?

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‐ Get in, get in.
Just in there. Hurry! Go!

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Just run!
WILL: Calm down. Relax! Relax!

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CANNING: But a second chance
always comes with risk.

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‐ What the fuck is GM?

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CANNING:
You might make the same mistake again.

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Or you might make a worse one.
[phone buzzing]

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[phone buzzing]

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[text chimes]

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♪ lively theme song playing ♪

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[vocalizing]

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‐ Oliver?
OLIVER: I'm in here!

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‐ Hey, what happened? Are you okay?

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‐ The killer poisoned my dog.
‐ What?

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OLIVER:
My son has her. He's a vet.

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She recovered, thank God,

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but clearly, we are getting close if
they're sending a message to the leader.

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‐ Is the leader you?

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‐ Did they poison your dog?

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They left this.

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‐ "End the podcast or I end you."

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OLIVER:
What if Winnie had died?

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It would be on me again.

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And my stupid...

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goddamn visionary ambitions.

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‐ Okay, whoever poisoned Winnie
clearly killed Tim,

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so who did this?
OLIVER: Gather 'round.

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Look, I'm gonna record this.

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So... [clears throat]

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I know this seems impossible,
it's bananas, but...

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I think there's a very strong chance
that the person who poisoned Winnie

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was, and‐and this gives me no pleasure

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in saying this...

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musical superstar Sting.

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‐ The guy from U2?

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‐ Are you kidding me?
‐ Sting.

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‐ The Police? Roxanne?
OLIVER: Every Breath You Take,

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only one of the biggest
love songs of all time?

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Who educated you?

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‐ Oh, now I know.
He did Sledgehammer.

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‐ Ah! Peter Gabriel!
‐ That's Peter Gabriel!

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‐ Guys, I know who Sting is!

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And by the way,
Every Breath You Take is no love song.

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It's about a jealous stalker
and surveillance,

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and it actually seems
like it was written by a...

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killer.
‐ Oliver,

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look, I know you would love
to have a celebrity killer,

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but Sting did not murder Tim Kono.

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‐ Oh my God.
BOTH: What?

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‐ "Sting loses millions.

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"Funds mismanaged by
his former investment firm

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Wright & Ogilvy."

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That's Tim's old firm.
‐ [gasps]

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‐ Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Didn't dead cat guy

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say that Tim Kono got
fired because he lost

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some big client's money?

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‐ Tim Kono lost Sting's money.

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It's always about the money!

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This is exactly like Die Hard!

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‐ Could it be this simple though?

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Tim just got murdered
by some pissed‐off client?

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CHARLES:
Oh boy!

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Sting is on Ursula's list of people
who were in the building

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the night of Tim's murder,

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and on her list of people
who stayed during the fire alarm.

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‐ How did you miss that?

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‐ Because it was Sting!

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I figured he stayed behind to
write some fucking masterpiece.

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‐ Guys, this is actually something.

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‐ Okay, and if it is...

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[clears throat]
We have hit the mother lode.

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Rock icon Sting is
a dog‐poisoning murderer.

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He's like the next OJ.

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A hot Buddhist OJ.

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‐ I will say this is our strongest
suspect yet, next to tie‐dye guy.

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‐ Enough with tie‐dye guy!
‐ We cannot forget about tie‐dye guy!

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But if we're gonna go down this road,
we need some advice.

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With someone this big,
you only get one shot.

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We need Cinda Canning.

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MABEL:
Uh, well,

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sure. I mean, who wouldn't want

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the Queen of Murder Podcasts, but how?

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‐ Well, I could work
my connections. I do know that we go

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to the same cupcake store.

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‐ I think I can do better than that.

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♪

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‐ Try that again.

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‐ I think I can do better than that.

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‐ Okay, maybe I can cut
these two together and...

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then redo it.

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[knocking]

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‐ Charles, hi.
‐ Hey, Arnav, how's it going?

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‐ Good. Nice to see you. It's funny.
Uh, Anaya was just FaceTiming with Lucy.

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She asked about you.

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‐ Oh. Th‐that's nice.

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So, anyway, so I have this faint memory

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that you're parent friends
with Cinda Canning?

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Something about circus arts
class Tuesday morning?

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‐ Uh, yeah. That's exactly what it is.

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‐ Well, you know,
I'm working on this podcast...

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‐ I mean, we're not that close.

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‐ You know, I don't want to
put you in a weird position,

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but this podcast is the first thing that's

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really got my juices flowing
in a long time.

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‐ Yeah. Sure.
‐ Hey. Really?

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‐ I'm sure she'd be happy
to help the next generation.

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Or anyone looking to learn.

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‐ Thank you.

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♪

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So, um...

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Lucy seems happy?

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‐ She does.

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‐ That's good.

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Thanks again.

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‐ I can't believe you got us this meeting.
‐ Yeah.

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‐ Well, I did. And I think
I should run it, too,

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because we need this one thing
to run smoothly, okay?

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‐ Okay. Sure.
‐ Alright. If you think that's smart.

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‐ And if we go in there yelling,
"Sting is a killer,"

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Cinda's gonna think we're lunatics.
[elevator dings]

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‐ Oh. Hi.

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‐ H‐hi. I mean, hi.
I said, I said, hi. Ha!

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[doors shut]

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‐ Hi. We met on another elevator.

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‐ Hello.
JAN: Right.

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You two do this a lot?

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‐ Oh, just on the weekends.
[laughter]

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‐ Well, you're dolled up.

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Man only dresses like that
when he's off to see a woman.

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‐ Well, uh, yeah.

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Yeah, I‐I guess I am.

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‐ For a business meeting.

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‐ Yes. Uh, that's correct.

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And I can see you're going to be a...

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a sexy bassoonist.

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Based on your shirt only! Uh, not based‐‐

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‐ I'm gonna stop you before you
accidentally say I'm not sexy.

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‐ [quietly]
Please, stop me.

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Someone stop me.

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[elevator dings]

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♪

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‐ Well, it was nice seeing you again.
‐ You, too.

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Hope to hear your playing
tonight like always?

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‐ You'll hear me bassooner or later.

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[Oliver chuckles]

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‐ Well, someone was a little flirty.

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MABEL:
It was a lot of bassoon jokes,

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but she's cute. You should ask her out.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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‐ Oh. Nah, I'm too set in my ways.

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Plus someone in the building,
if it doesn't work out...

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Now's not a good time, so.
MABEL: Right.

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You should wait. Plenty of time.

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You know, 70 is the new 40.
[Oliver snorts]

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‐ I want you to be less mean.

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‐ I know you do.

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♪

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‐ Hello!

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ALL [overlapping]
Hello! Hi! Hi!

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CHARLES: Hi‐‐ Whoa!
OLIVER: Oh my God!

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Hello, how are you?
‐ Thank you so much for taking the time.

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We're huge fans.
‐ Oh, please. Go on.

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[laughs]

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‐ Really, you're the reason
I care about murder.

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And you're the reason we all met!
‐ It's true.

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And the lengths that you
have gone to while undercover.

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‐ The time you were buried
in raw sewage for eight hours?

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‐ You know what it feels like to be
buried up to your chest in sewage?

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‐ What?

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‐ Like a Peabody!

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[laughter]

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‐ Oh, that‐that's clever.

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‐ Cinda won the Peabody in 2018, ha.
And again in 2020.

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MABEL: Yes.
OLIVER: Ah. Cinda,

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as I know you know, I'm a director,

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so I can't help‐‐
‐ Sorry to interrupt.

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The call is in, Cinda. Line two.

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‐ Thank you, Cindy.

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‐ There are three of them.
‐ It's a value pack.

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CINDA: I'm so sorry
to have to take this. It's just,

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uh, well, it's silly really. We just‐‐

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We may or may not be

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about to get bought for $30 million.

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‐ What?
‐ Whoa.

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‐ Take it.
‐ Hello!

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‐ What will it mean to get "bought"?

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She won't stop making podcasts, will she?

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‐ Uh, what they're buying is her.

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OLIVER: Oh. Of course.
CHARLES: Ah...

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[hangs up]
‐ So, you want

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to make a podcast.

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I usually steer aspiring podcasters

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to a course at SUNY Oneonta.

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It's taught by
a former assistant of mine‐‐

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Well, well, well,
we're not complete novices. In fact,

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we are already working on

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a murder podcast, and we've
already come across something

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really huge.
‐ Wait, wait, just go back.

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Did you, uh, you know the, uh, 30 million?

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‐ So glad you asked that.

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‐ Uh, yes. We have been acquired.

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Big day.
CHARLES: Whoa...

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‐ So, you were on to something huge.

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‐ It involves a major celebrity.
‐ Whom we cannot divulge.

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‐ Suffice it to say,
he'll be watching you.

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‐ I don't get the reference, I'm sorry.
OLIVER: He thinks

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every little thing you do is magic.

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Sting.

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And he poisoned my dog. Sir Sting.

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‐ Sting!
‐ From The Police, ironically.

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‐ I know it sounds crazy.

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‐ I'm sorry. Did you say
he‐he poisoned your dog?

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‐ Well, it was a message to the leader.

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00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,060
‐ Poppy, give me a tagline for
a show where Sting is the killer.

247
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,605
‐ [deep voice]
We should've suspected

248
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:11,732
when we entered the hornet's nest

249
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,109
we wouldn't escape without...

250
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,235
a sting.

251
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,695
CHARLES/OLIVER:
Ooh.

252
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,572
‐ She's really got the voice down,
doesn't she?

253
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,115
And the writing will come!

254
00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:23,076
So, you were saying...

255
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:26,997
‐ Well, you know, we need your advice
on how to get Sting to sit down with us.

256
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:29,249
‐ Right. How do we get in?

257
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,252
‐ Okay, well, with a public person,

258
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,756
the key is to enter
in a way that disarms them.

259
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,508
For example, with OK,

260
00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,927
I was able to get the mayor's confession

261
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:43,055
by showing up at his house
with a fully cooked turkey.

262
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,766
‐ Of course.
‐ A turkey.

263
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,519
‐ Who turns someone away who
has cooked them a 19‐pound turkey?

264
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:51,396
‐ We bring Sting a turkey?
CINDA: Well, I mean,

265
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:54,441
find your version of turkey.
OLIVER: Oh, yes, yes, yes.

266
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,486
‐ Of course. That's so helpful.
We just don't wanna make a mess of this.

267
00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,947
‐ Ah‐ha! Lean in for the nugget, folks.

268
00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,617
Are you ready for the nugget?

269
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,954
Embrace the mess.

270
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,539
That's where the good stuff lives.

271
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,583
[heavy sigh]
‐ I love you so much.

272
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,752
♪

273
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:16,421
CHARLES:
Embrace the mess.

274
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,424
That's beautiful.

275
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,426
♪

276
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,809
[distant siren blaring]

277
00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:35,190
What? You think I can't do it?

278
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,650
Did you not see what I did today?

279
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,653
♪ bassoon playing ♪

280
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:50,247
[traffic noise]

281
00:13:57,129 --> 00:14:00,132
♪ bassoon continues ♪

282
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:12,060
♪ concertina playing ♪
♪ bassoon stops ♪

283
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:17,566
♪ bassoon continues ♪

284
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,239
♪ playing
If You're Happy And You Know It ♪

285
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:29,119
♪ responding ♪

286
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,872
♪ call ♪

287
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,749
♪ response ♪

288
00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:37,169
♪ playing in harmony ♪

289
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:40,214
[inaudible]

290
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:43,717
♪ bassoon playing
Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? ♪

291
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,511
[laughs]

292
00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:51,808
♪ playing in harmony ♪

293
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,525
♪ concertina playing
Take Me Out To The Ball Game ♪

294
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:14,998
[stops playing]

295
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,836
[knocking]

296
00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:23,215
[concertina wheezes]

297
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:29,805
[laughs]

298
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:36,478
[elevator dings]
‐ Hate when people say hhhummus.

299
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,814
It's hummus. You just relax it.

300
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:41,567
‐ So you, like, never eat an actual meal.

301
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:44,361
‐ Dips are an actual meal.
I keep telling you this.

302
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,155
And no dish washing.
It's all containers and fingers.

303
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,657
‐ Gross.
[knocking]

304
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,038
‐ Fuck off.

305
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,290
[knocking]

306
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,715
‐ We're here to brainstorm on
what our turkey should be.

307
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:06,717
‐ What do we bring Sting?

308
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,428
‐ I actually have plans.

309
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:11,346
‐ [sniffing] Are you wearing cologne?

310
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,182
MABEL:
Wait, are you going on a date?

311
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,934
Did you ask out sexy bassoonist?

312
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,769
OLIVER:
Really?!

313
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,396
MABEL:
[laughs] This is so cool!

314
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:22,107
What are the plans?
I feel like I need to approve them.

315
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:25,569
‐ Excuse me. I have been dating decades
longer than you've been alive,

316
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:28,155
and I'm especially expert at first dates.

317
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:33,744
Because that's what I mostly have.

318
00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:35,329
‐ Oh, bubbeleh.

319
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:36,622
What's wrong?

320
00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:38,498
Give the weight to the young people.
We can bear it.

321
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:42,252
I just... I just find
dating exhausting. I think,

322
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,922
what do you share?
What do you not share?

323
00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:48,550
And if it works out, scary.
If it doesn't work out, scary.

324
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,719
After every date, I just want to go home

325
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,597
and plant my face in a pillow
and never go out again.

326
00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:55,891
‐ Oh... Jesus.
‐ Okay. Wow.

327
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:59,728
You need to relax, okay?
Just have fun. Laugh. Flirt.

328
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,105
‐ Isn't it insulting to flirt now?

329
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,440
‐ Well, who the hell knows?

330
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:07,110
Suddenly, it's rude to tell a secretary
she looks pretty in a pair of slacks.

331
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,488
‐ No. To that whole sentence.

332
00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:11,782
OLIVER:
Compliment her purse.

333
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,951
If it isn't on their body,
you can like it.

334
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:17,287
‐ No. Again, to every word
that's coming out of your mouth.

335
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,956
Listen,

336
00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:21,208
I'm really glad you're doing this.

337
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,002
Being alone in life is
making you a little weird.

338
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,838
‐ Thank you?

339
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,506
‐ Just try not to nosebleed all over her.

340
00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:29,383
OLIVER:
[laughs] That would be bad.

341
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,929
Okay, can I please have
my hair guy come do you?

342
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,931
Trim the ear lobes at least. They're‐‐

343
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,725
♪ soft piano music ♪

344
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,937
[restaurant chatter]

345
00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:49,361
JAN:
So, I kinda had two childhoods.

346
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,155
One where I was a happy
only child with married parents,

347
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,366
and a second one

348
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:57,327
where I had an absent father
and a new half‐sister,

349
00:17:57,327 --> 00:18:00,414
who somehow could do no wrong.

350
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,541
Who stole both my dad and the flute,

351
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,335
leaving me the bassoon,
my second choice.

352
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,838
‐ So, you and the bassoon
were clearly meant to be.

353
00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:11,049
[soft laugh] Is your sister
first chair of anything?

354
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,050
[laughs]

355
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,052
‐ I can't believe I told you all that.

356
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:19,308
‐ I think your body language
makes me feel very comfortable.

357
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:22,227
‐ Ha. Ha...

358
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,313
Wha‐what about it?

359
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:27,357
‐ I took a class on
non‐verbal communication,

360
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:30,819
and people who keep their hands up
uncrossed on the table, like you were...

361
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:34,323
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ ...are considered more trustworthy.

362
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,117
No one trusts a person
who clasps their hands.

363
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:39,786
‐ Well, yeah. I get that‐‐

364
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,289
‐ Palms up. Very comforting.

365
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,124
‐ Oh yeah. Well, that's, uh,

366
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,876
the Last Supper pose.

367
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,920
No one more comforting than Jesus.

368
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,671
But, you wouldn't wanna date Jesus

369
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,757
because you'd just be
worshiping him all the time.

370
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,842
[both laugh]

371
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,512
So, um...

372
00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:58,722
tell me more.
‐ Um...

373
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,140
♪ piano continues ♪

374
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,769
The being second thing
for me is kind of a theme.

375
00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:07,272
So, the last guy I was dating
never put me first.

376
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,358
I mean, he wouldn't
let me order food first.

377
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:12,444
If we both had to pee,
he'd pee first. I mean, whatever.

378
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,196
My therapist says

379
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,031
we're all driven to recreate

380
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:18,075
the dynamic of our first wound,

381
00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:20,077
so we can change the ending.

382
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,163
Woof! That was a lot.

383
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,623
[both laugh]

384
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,375
Your turn.

385
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,169
‐ My turn for what?

386
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,463
‐ Well, how did your parents wound you?

387
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:32,714
Oh!

388
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:35,092
Tell me about your last relationship.

389
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:38,345
‐ Oh yeah... [groans]

390
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,639
Well, let's just see here.

391
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,765
Um...

392
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,226
First, um...

393
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,354
My parents were great. Yeah.

394
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,899
And my, uh, last girlfriend,

395
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,860
uh, was...

396
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:55,112
perfectly nice,

397
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:57,114
and, uh, ended well.

398
00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:58,824
[clears throat]

399
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:01,618
How's your cheese?

400
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,705
You like the cheese?

401
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:06,707
Oh, you know what? I love...

402
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,876
that purse. It is so unusual.

403
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:14,381
‐ You know, the sharing of
stories is kind of transactional.

404
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,967
When someone gives you a story,

405
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:20,512
you owe them one of equal
or greater value in return.

406
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:23,599
‐ Oh, so it's my turn to
tell you my red flags?

407
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,142
[nervous laugh]

408
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:28,061
Uh, but I'm not keeping any big secret

409
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:31,398
or anything like that. It's just
not everyone has a ton of baggage.

410
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,735
Not that you have, uh,
any more baggage than anyone else!

411
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,696
You have the exact
right amount of baggage‐‐

412
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:40,991
‐ How we doing? Another round?
‐ I think I'm good.

413
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:42,993
CHARLES: Yeah!
Oh.

414
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:44,912
CINDA:
Sometimes, a second chance

415
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:47,539
is just another chance to get it wrong.

416
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,416
♪

417
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,417
[doorbell rings]

418
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,377
And blowing it twice

419
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:55,881
can cause you to make
some weird choices.

420
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:04,306
‐ We're just going with the turkey.
‐ What?

421
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,433
‐ Sorry to wake you.
The bird's two hours in,

422
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,936
and my oven conked out,
so I'm gonna need yours.

423
00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:12,356
'Cause even a killer
does not deserve botulism.

424
00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:16,151
Oh my God. I forgot your big date.
Is‐is she in there?

425
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,736
‐ No, no. I'm alone.

426
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,363
‐ Oh. Mm, sorry.

427
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:21,990
Do you want me to leave?
‐ No! I want to solve this murder,

428
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,535
so catch me up.
‐ Alright. Sting...

429
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:26,203
is on the run.

430
00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:28,705
I heard from Ursula he has moved

431
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:31,166
his Rainforest Tour up,
and is leaving in two days.

432
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,918
Suspicious?

433
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:35,754
Also, he's renovating
his apartment when he's gone

434
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:38,799
because, apparently,
he wants a "fresh start."

435
00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:40,717
I bet he does, right?

436
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:44,179
Anyway, Mabel has plans in the afternoon,
so that only leaves tomorrow morning.

437
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,807
And, you know, at 20 minutes a pound...

438
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:50,269
‐ So, we're gonna bring
Sting a morning turkey?

439
00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:52,271
‐ Ye‐‐ I know, it's weird,

440
00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:54,481
but I figure if we also brought coffee...

441
00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:56,567
Yeah, listen.

442
00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:57,776
I know this is nuts‐‐
‐ No, no, no.

443
00:21:57,776 --> 00:22:00,571
That's exactly why it'll work.
Because it's surprising.

444
00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:03,240
No one ever brings anyone
a turkey with bad intentions!

445
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,951
‐ Exactly! Wow.

446
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,786
I am amazed. I didn't think
you'd be onboard with this.

447
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:10,581
‐ [laughs] I'm so onboard with this.

448
00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,291
Because this is how I'm gonna fill

449
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,084
the rest of my days with hobbies,

450
00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:16,170
and my hobby is solving murders.

451
00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:17,880
I'm gonna go on vacation

452
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,633
with murders, and one day,
murders are gonna sit by my bed

453
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:25,137
and feed me broth
because I'm losing my swallow reflex.

454
00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,681
[growls]

455
00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:30,475
[puts down bottle]
We're embracing the mess, right?

456
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:33,395
So, gimme that baster,
and let's make a mess.

457
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,231
♪

458
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,399
[grunts]

459
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,443
[street noise]
[elevator dings]

460
00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:46,116
‐ Oh my God. Look at this.

461
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,619
Okay. [clears throat]

462
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:53,999
‐ Testing.
‐ It's on, it's on.

463
00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:59,213
‐ Turkey delivery!
‐ I hope you're hungry!

464
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:02,090
‐ Anita, are we expecting a turkey?

465
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,426
‐ I hope not! You certainly
don't need a second one!

466
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,969
[laughter]

467
00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:08,013
‐ I'm not seeing a turkey
on your schedule, sir.

468
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:10,349
MABEL: So, we live in the building,
and we thought

469
00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:12,935
it would be a good community‐builder

470
00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:17,105
if every week, we made a turkey
and brought it to a neighbor.

471
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,483
‐ So, should we just,
uh, leave it here, or should we‐‐

472
00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:22,277
‐ Are you‐‐
‐ Yes! That's right. CBS, nine seasons.

473
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,780
Wow. Oh,

474
00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:27,407
gee... Oh!

475
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,326
[strums guitar]
‐ Come in.

476
00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:33,372
‐ Okay, uh, full disclosure. This is
actually the first time we've done this,

477
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:35,874
and now we know how weird it is

478
00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:37,876
that we didn't bring some yams.

479
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:39,628
‐ [laughs] That's true.

480
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:41,713
‐ You're the guy doing the podcast.

481
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,466
‐ I am.
STING: Look,

482
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,969
I‐I'm sorry how I was with your dog.

483
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,054
I was having a rough day.

484
00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:50,931
MABEL:
Yeah.

485
00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:53,684
Uh, we heard you knew Tim Kono.

486
00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:55,853
Was he a... good guy?

487
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:58,647
‐ I didn't know him personally.

488
00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:00,899
He used to work for me.

489
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:02,526
I fired him.

490
00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:04,903
[emphatically]
You fired him?

491
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,738
Why did you do that, Sting?

492
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,115
‐ That's personal.

493
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,492
‐ Sting.

494
00:24:13,537 --> 00:24:17,082
I know that you know that I know
what it's like to be famous.

495
00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:19,877
Strangers think they have
a right to know our business.

496
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,838
But they never know the real us,

497
00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:24,673
and it's isolating.

498
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,550
It can make us...

499
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,343
act poorly.

500
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:35,684
I feel I'm too close to Sting.

501
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,687
‐ So, on top of that, Sting,

502
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:41,523
this punk Tim Kono

503
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:44,443
lost all your money.
MABEL: It might just make you

504
00:24:44,443 --> 00:24:46,987
snap. You know, might...

505
00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:49,198
make you even murderous.

506
00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:51,617
‐ What are you all getting at?

507
00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:54,244
STING:
You think Tim's death is my fault.

508
00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:55,871
♪

509
00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:56,914
Well, you're right.

510
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,834
[sighs] I killed him.

511
00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:02,878
‐ Sir‐‐
STING: No, Anita,

512
00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:04,546
I need to release this.

513
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:09,092
I've been so full of rage lately...

514
00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:12,054
The day before Tim's death,
I‐I screamed at him.

515
00:25:12,054 --> 00:25:15,933
"You fucked me over! You're fired!
You should kill yourself!"

516
00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:18,644
And then he did. [sobs]

517
00:25:18,644 --> 00:25:21,146
‐ And that's why you
poisoned my dog! B‐b...

518
00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:23,565
Wait, I'm sorry. What did you say?

519
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:28,612
‐ Okay, I can't believe I even have to
say this, but Sting is not a murderer.

520
00:25:28,612 --> 00:25:31,865
Or a dog poisoner.
‐ So you think Tim was murdered?

521
00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:33,825
‐ I know he was.

522
00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:36,787
‐ Oh my God. What a relief!

523
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,581
I‐I've been racked with guilt.

524
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,750
I thought he killed himself because of me.

525
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:44,336
And... [sighs] You know,
th‐that's why we've moved the tour up.

526
00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:47,548
That's why we're gutting this apartment,
and the building is just

527
00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:50,843
seeped in, in guilt and regret.

528
00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:52,469
[sighs]

529
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,682
It's given me an idea for a song.

530
00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:01,854
♪ strums guitar ♪

531
00:26:01,854 --> 00:26:03,605
♪ I thought it was me ♪

532
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,024
♪ And I was so low ♪

533
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:08,402
♪ But my words didn't put a bullet ♪

534
00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:10,571
♪ Into Tim Kono ♪

535
00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:12,531
♪ Oh no ♪

536
00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:17,411
‐ I don't think it's gonna
make your best‐of album.

537
00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:19,413
‐ Well... Uh, okay...

538
00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:21,915
It's hard writing songs.

539
00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:24,334
‐ Okay. Thank you for the turkey.
Please...

540
00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:26,378
stay away from Sting.

541
00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,964
‐ Fuck. Another dead end.

542
00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:31,633
‐ Well, I could use a drink and a dip.
[clicking buttons]

543
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:34,136
Anyone join me?
‐ I'm gonna go for a run.

544
00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:37,139
‐ How about you, Charlie?

545
00:26:37,139 --> 00:26:39,391
Checkers? Chazz!

546
00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,934
‐ Sure, fine.

547
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:43,395
But I have one more
mess to embrace first.

548
00:26:50,027 --> 00:26:51,069
[door opens]

549
00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:55,240
My last relationship lasted six years.

550
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,825
We met under false pretenses.

551
00:26:56,825 --> 00:27:00,746
It was at a hot springs in Iceland,
on a trip my sister dragged me on.

552
00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:03,665
Now, I hate nature, I hate traveling,

553
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,918
but I didn't tell my ex that.
Emma. That's my ex.

554
00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:08,170
So, she thought she was getting

555
00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:11,173
"adventurous actor guy,"

556
00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:14,051
so she moved in.
And she brought with her

557
00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:16,762
her 7‐year‐old daughter. Lucy.

558
00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:19,515
I tried to give Lucy some stability.

559
00:27:19,515 --> 00:27:21,433
You know, a‐a routine,

560
00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:23,644
and I would cook her
favorite omelet in the morning,

561
00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:26,355
and she loved it, and I loved it,

562
00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:29,066
but my ex... didn't.

563
00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:32,694
So, I booked a Caribbean cruise

564
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:35,072
for our anniversary.
‐ That's romantic.

565
00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:36,281
‐ Yeah, that's what she thought.

566
00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:38,033
And then I clarified

567
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,244
it was actually a family fun cruise.

568
00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:43,789
So, day three,
there was an island tour,

569
00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:46,375
and Lucy and I just wanted to skip it.

570
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:49,378
But, Emma insisted that Lucy go.

571
00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:52,506
And they never came back.

572
00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:54,132
‐ They went missing?
‐ No.

573
00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,176
They flew home from St. Croix.

574
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,971
So, I stayed on the family fun cruise

575
00:27:58,971 --> 00:28:01,723
for the next five days, alone,

576
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,475
except for Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig,

577
00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:07,104
who I had paid extra to be
at our anniversary dinner.

578
00:28:07,104 --> 00:28:08,981
[inaudible]

579
00:28:10,566 --> 00:28:12,150
Emma thought a hard break

580
00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:14,319
would be best for Lucy,

581
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:17,322
so I really haven't spoken to her since.

582
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,951
And I've been haunted by it.

583
00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:23,579
And by Bugs and Porky.

584
00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:26,623
You know, I don't share this

585
00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:30,836
with people because I'm,
frankly, embarrassed by it.

586
00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:41,597
But, I'm telling you this because...

587
00:28:41,597 --> 00:28:42,848
I like you.

588
00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:45,642
And I would like a second date.

589
00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:49,062
‐ Woof. That was a lot.

590
00:28:49,897 --> 00:28:51,398
‐ Woof, woof.

591
00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:54,693
‐ Okay.

592
00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:58,113
But if anyone's wearing an animal suit,
it better be you or me.

593
00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:00,240
[laughs]

594
00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:03,452
‐ Thank you. I will call you.

595
00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:05,996
CINDA:
What's more dangerous?

596
00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:08,874
Taking advantage of a second chance,

597
00:29:08,874 --> 00:29:10,876
or letting it pass you by?

598
00:29:21,929 --> 00:29:24,848
♪

599
00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:34,816
[typing]

600
00:29:45,911 --> 00:29:47,913
[click, typing]

601
00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:00,008
[typing]

602
00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:03,428
[click]

603
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,312
[shuts laptop]
[knocking]

604
00:30:14,523 --> 00:30:15,774
[knocking]

605
00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:21,864
‐ Ah!
‐ What happened?

606
00:30:21,864 --> 00:30:25,033
‐ I shared. I got a second date.

607
00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:27,244
I need to sleep for a month.

608
00:30:27,244 --> 00:30:29,538
Ah! A pillow...

609
00:30:30,664 --> 00:30:33,917
‐ No, no, no, no. This is good.
This is progress. Tell me everything.

610
00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:36,170
‐ Can't we just have a drink
and sit quietly?

611
00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:39,131
I've had enough big reveals for today.

612
00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:41,383
‐ Hey, Dad.

613
00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:43,427
Looks like Winnie got
everything out of her system.

614
00:30:43,427 --> 00:30:46,054
‐ Willie! Charles, this is my son Will.

615
00:30:46,054 --> 00:30:48,348
Will, this is Charles‐Haden Savage.

616
00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:50,350
‐ Nice to meet you...
WILL: Yeah,

617
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:51,727
you, too. Uh,

618
00:30:51,727 --> 00:30:53,812
so Dad, I listened to your podcast.

619
00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:55,898
You didn't tell me you were
doing it with Mabel Mora.

620
00:30:55,898 --> 00:30:57,649
‐ Why, you know her?

621
00:30:57,649 --> 00:30:59,776
‐ She used to stay here
during school breaks.

622
00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:02,487
She hung out with this group of kids,
and one of them was Tim Kono.

623
00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:07,284
‐ Wait, what?
‐ She knew Tim Kono?

624
00:31:07,284 --> 00:31:08,452
‐ She 100% knew him.

625
00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:11,705
‐ What does that mean?
Why would she not tell us that?

626
00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:13,957
WILL: I mean, maybe because
she thinks it looks suspicious.

627
00:31:13,957 --> 00:31:16,960
Especially since the last time she
was here, one of the other friends died.

628
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,670
She got pushed off the roof.

629
00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:20,339
CHARLES:
What?

630
00:31:20,339 --> 00:31:21,882
‐ That girl is bad news.

631
00:31:21,882 --> 00:31:25,010
♪

632
00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:27,346
‐ Can you just say all that one more time?

633
00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:34,269
[street noise, chatter]

634
00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:45,697
CINDA:
"What happens when your second chance

635
00:31:45,697 --> 00:31:48,992
becomes your last shot?"

636
00:31:48,992 --> 00:31:51,161
Is a line of dialogue from Brazzos,

637
00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:53,163
episode 713,

638
00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:56,333
which prophecized what
would happen 15 years later

639
00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:58,085
when a fake detective

640
00:31:58,085 --> 00:32:00,546
decided to become a real one.

641
00:32:00,546 --> 00:32:03,757
When he and his true crime fan buddies

642
00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:06,301
took a second chance

643
00:32:06,301 --> 00:32:10,180
and became the subject
of our next investigation.

644
00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:14,017
Stay tuned for
Only Murderers In The Building,

645
00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:17,062
coming this fall. Until then,

646
00:32:17,062 --> 00:32:19,356
I'm Cinda Canning.

647
00:32:19,356 --> 00:32:22,985
And remember, if you need a domain,
website, or online store,

648
00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:24,611
make it with Squarespace!

649
00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:27,614
♪

650
00:32:53,974 --> 00:32:56,977
♪

651
00:33:13,410 --> 00:33:16,413
[fanfare]