1 00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:04,588 - I want to know who killed Bunny. 2 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:05,631 - Tell me about the case. 3 00:00:05,631 --> 00:00:07,883 Bloody Mabel Mora. 4 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:10,427 We'll uncover the roots of her violent past, 5 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:14,389 not only as victim and witness, but also as a perpetrator. 6 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:17,518 - Whatever you think you know about me, it's not the full story. 7 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,853 - Girl, your crime is showing. 8 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,397 - "Get out of the building now." 9 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:23,565 - Whose number is this? 10 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,150 It was you, right? Who texted us 11 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,735 to get out of the building last night? 12 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,612 - It most definitely was not me. 13 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:30,280 - I knew it was you. 14 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,366 I think I know how people are getting into your apartment. 15 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:35,285 So, the killer stabs Bunny, 16 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,496 and then leaves through the hole 17 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:38,539 in the bottom of my closet. 18 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:41,250 And, during the escape, drops the matchbook. 19 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:44,503 - Bunny met with someone here. Someone who pissed her off. 20 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:45,963 What did they just pick up? 21 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,215 - Nothing. That's where we keep the matchbooks. 22 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,550 - My DNA came back. 23 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:51,760 Half was clearly Mom, 24 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,638 but the other half was all Greek. 25 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:57,182 - Greek? No, that can't... 26 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,588 - Jimmy? Hi. - Hey. You Cinda? 27 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,382 - I'm Poppy, Cinda's assistant. We spoke on the phone. 28 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,134 Oh. A gentleman. 29 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:34,553 - Manners are super important to me. 30 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:37,055 - Great. Uh, well, Cinda's just this way. 31 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,434 You're gonna love her. She's the best. 32 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:43,353 She was so excited about your story about Mabel. 33 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:46,190 Uh, not that happened to you is exciting. It... 34 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:48,150 it's... terrible. 35 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,902 - Every time I wanna give someone the double bird, 36 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:51,195 I'm reminded of what Mabel did to me. 37 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:55,365 I was just a kid. You know? 38 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:58,035 Can't even use chopsticks. Fuck! 39 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:01,246 - It's really brave of you to tell your story. 40 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,791 - You ever been with a nine-fingered man before? 41 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:07,044 - Well, I'm glad that Mabel 42 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:08,879 did not chop off your sense of humor. 43 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,881 Okay, so it's just this way. 44 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:15,594 Cinda? This is Jimmy Russo. 45 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:18,013 Mr. Russo! What a pleasure to meet you. 46 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:20,057 - Pleasure's all mine. Thank you for having me. 47 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:23,185 - Thank you for coming out. I promise this will be completely painless. 48 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:24,478 If you want to have a seat... 49 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,356 Ever since I was a little girl, 50 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,233 I wanted to be great at something. 51 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:30,359 But it takes time. 52 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:33,987 It takes practice and experience and paying your dues. 53 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,990 But most of all, it takes a great mentor. 54 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,409 - Poppy, you're letting all the loud air in. 55 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:43,872 Um, let me hear your side of the story. 56 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:46,500 Tell me what you know about Mabel Mora. 57 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,718 From Cinda Canning Productions, 58 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,929 this is White Noise. 59 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,431 I'm your host, Poppy White. 60 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,142 Our theme this week, 61 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:07,604 the stories we tell ourselves. 62 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,649 What are the little fictions that ferry us through life? 63 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,656 Hey. - Oh, yum. 64 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,449 - Breakfast. - Hey, smile. 65 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,952 - Why? What? 66 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,495 - Nothing. Just a good photo. 67 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,875 I've been feeling very inspired lately. You inspire me. 68 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,879 - Oh, yeah? Well, what are you working on? 69 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:32,963 - It's a surprise. 70 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,715 Um... 71 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:37,509 This looks really delicious. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 72 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,929 They're empalmes. - Empalmes. 73 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,514 - My dad and I used to cook them. 74 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:43,682 - Oh. 75 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:47,060 - He always used to say to me, "The perfect egg should never run. 76 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,687 It should walk." 77 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,355 He said, 78 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:54,234 "It shouldn't be in a hurry, Mabel. It's an egg. Where's it going?" 79 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,153 - That's so cute. 80 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:58,030 You never really mention your dad. What's his deal? 81 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:00,407 - Oh... 82 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,451 What have I told you? 83 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,204 - Pretty much nothing. 84 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:07,956 - I kind of like that. 85 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,460 Everyone's just so obsessed with my past. 86 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,922 Maybe that's why I love being with you. 87 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,049 You're just new. 88 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,676 And you've made me feel new. 89 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:23,055 We tell ourselves we can start over. 90 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,599 People who play with phone cords 91 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:29,311 are either teenagers or deeply uneasy. 92 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:32,147 Do I make you feel like a hormonal teenager? 93 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,318 No. You're uneasy. 94 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:37,819 - It's just... 95 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:42,366 should we be doing this? We are broken up, after all. 96 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,535 - What? We never broke up. 97 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,122 - Well, I guess I just assumed. 98 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,124 - Why? Because I tried to kill you? 99 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:55,504 How many times are you gonna make me apologize for that? 100 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,215 You're all I have, Charles. 101 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:01,093 Are you really gonna leave me in here, 102 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:04,012 all locked up, and not in a sexy way? 103 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,642 I still love you. 104 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,562 Is that crazy? 105 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,523 - I mean... 106 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,109 it's a little crazy. 107 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,070 But... 108 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:23,615 We tell ourselves, this time, it will be different. 109 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:26,618 - So, apparently, my, uh, son is Greek, 110 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:29,413 which means that I must be Greek, not Irish. 111 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,291 Surprise! 112 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:34,793 And of course, it makes, you know, complete sense 113 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,795 when you think about the Greeks. 114 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:39,798 Founders of Western theater, father of the public bathhouse. 115 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:43,427 Sound like anyone you just met? 116 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:50,642 We tell ourselves it can't possibly be true. 117 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:54,605 - Am I nervous that my son isn't my son? Not at all. 118 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:56,899 In fact, the only thing I am nervous about 119 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:58,650 is producing enough spit for this test 120 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,361 because my mouth is so dry right now. 121 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,948 Anyone else have a dry mouth?! 122 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,158 - Oliver Putnam? 123 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:07,367 - Here. 124 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:11,622 But even the most convincing fictions have their faults. 125 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:14,208 The truth always has a way of-- 126 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:20,589 Yes... Yes. 127 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,078 - He was close. 128 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,248 He was so goddamn close. 129 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,085 What do you think? 130 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,087 Is this your old nemesis, Uncle B? 131 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:45,507 - Has the Strangler of Slidell returned? 132 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,552 - I thought he was gone, but... 133 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:52,723 I want soup! 134 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,228 Nothing makes sense. My mind is not... 135 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,733 - It's not you, Uncle B. 136 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:07,112 It's the world that's lost its mind. 137 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:12,910 - Soup! - And cut! 138 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:16,622 Winner, winner, you deserve dinner! 139 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:18,707 Fantastic. - That was the one. 140 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,626 Naomi, amazing. 141 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:23,462 Charles, I think you are wrapped. - You're a great director. 142 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:25,506 Thank you. - Thank you. Time for stunts! 143 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:30,469 - Look who's still got it. - Oh, Joy. 144 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:32,471 - Yes. 145 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:34,973 Somebody say "stunts"? 146 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:38,560 Bam! Pataki in the house! 147 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,854 - I think I can roll a wheelchair across a room. 148 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,689 - Charles, I'm your double. 149 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,234 It is my job, nay, my purpose, 150 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:47,861 to do what you physically cannot do. 151 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,697 What you emotionally cannot do. 152 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,282 - I really think I could roll a-- 153 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,034 - Shh... You sweet, 154 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,411 soft child of a man. 155 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:57,996 Sazz is here! 156 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,331 Put it on my shoulders. 157 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,208 I can handle it. Joy! 158 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:04,628 Drool me up. This Ferrari needs her premium gas. 159 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:09,967 - That was so cool! - You thought it was cool? Cool. 160 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:11,552 - Uh, Oliver and Mabel are here. 161 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:14,054 Oliver is making a PA get him food. 162 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,598 - What? Thank you, Jeremy. Jacob! 163 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:17,641 - No, it's John. - John. Shit. 164 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,770 That has to be the killer with Bunny, right? 165 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:24,106 - Hey, what's that they just grabbed? - Matchbook. 166 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:26,608 - Matchbook. Maybe this one. 167 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,571 Is that a fingerprint? 168 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:36,118 This is the first piece of evidence that points to someone who isn't us. 169 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:39,496 But what are we supposed to do with DNA and partial fingerprints? 170 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:43,166 - Could ask the cops for help. We do have a friend in the force. 171 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,128 - It's true. Detective Williams texted us on the roof that night. 172 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,212 I still have the number. - Mm-hmm. 173 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,131 - I don't think I need to explain why, 174 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:52,050 but I should do the texting for the group. 175 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,095 - Sorry to interrupt. Charles, I just gotta grab that wig from you. 176 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,180 - We'll do it in private-- 177 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:58,223 - I don't know why they make you wear this. 178 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:01,643 You have got a great head of hair already. 179 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,562 - Everybody, this is Joy, world-class liar. 180 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:04,605 - Hey! 181 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,815 - Also, she's the best, uh, 182 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:10,569 hair and makeup person in the city, and, uh, she was on the original Brazzos. 183 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,446 - He dragged me out of retirement. 184 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,948 My tropical fish are probably really happy 185 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,533 to have some alone time. 186 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,368 We did it once. Those were different times. 187 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,704 Different time. Yeah. 188 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:24,458 - Oh, Charles. I keep forgetting. Here's the hand cream I was talking about. 189 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,878 It's CBD, so it doesn't get you stoned or anything, although... 190 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:30,464 it does get you a little stoned! 191 00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:36,345 Anyway, nice to meet you all. Charlie, you were great today. 192 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,347 - Thank you. - No, really. 193 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,768 - Uh, Charlie, 194 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,937 who's the gentlewoman? - It's not like that. 195 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:47,272 - Why isn't it like that, Brazzos? 196 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,732 - Because she's not my type. 197 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,692 - What, emotionally stable? - Age-appropriate? 198 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,986 - Not incarcerated? 199 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:56,365 - Okay, so actually, she's great, but I'm just not... available. 200 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,326 Emotionally. You know, I'm single, 201 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,912 but I'm just not ready to jump into something. There you go. 202 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:04,456 - It's true. Y-you should have a hoe phase first. 203 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:05,832 - Bet. 204 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,168 - You two are banned from interacting. 205 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,796 - Oh, is that me? 206 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:13,632 I'm waiting on DNA results that will ruin my life. 207 00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:15,551 - No. It's Detective Williams. 208 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,636 She agreed to run prints on the matchbook. 209 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:20,138 She says that we can meet up later today to get it from us. 210 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:23,308 - Ooh, good... Yeah. - Excellent! She is really the best. 211 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,855 - "Don't tell anyone else about this. I'm the only person on the NYPD 212 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:31,108 who thinks you're too stupid to have pulled off this murder." 213 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,194 - A bit rude, but noted. 214 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,904 - I have got to go catch my train 215 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,240 because someone won't buy me a car. 216 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,200 I'm kidding. I'm serious tho-- Ooh! 217 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,828 Are you a real cop or an actor? 218 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,037 - Real cop. 219 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,123 - You look like an actor. 220 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,458 Bye. 221 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:51,753 - Detective Kreps wants to see you three at Bunny Folger's apartment. 222 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:52,963 He found something. 223 00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:57,176 - Well, okay then. 224 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,347 Just get one, one mic for some room tone. 225 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,183 - Whoa. What's that? 226 00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:05,517 - What is she doing here? 227 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,186 - Alright. 228 00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:09,062 Good. You're all here. 229 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,064 I'm glad you could all make it. I appreciate it. 230 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,149 Now that everybody's here, 231 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,400 I want you to know, you need to stop 232 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,028 fucking podcasting right now! 233 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,446 Okay, thanks to you, 234 00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,156 we're getting more anonymous tips 235 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,908 than a Penn Station glory hole. 236 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,743 - Okay, I'm sorry. Are we here 237 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,912 because you found something in Bunny's apartment 238 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,206 you wanted to show us, or are we just here to-- 239 00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:28,373 - To be yelled at! 240 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,085 Okay, this was supposed to be a career-making case for me. 241 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:33,921 Alright, but you amateurs 242 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,840 got things so twisted up that I'm getting calls 243 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,635 from citizens asking me to look into a bird? 244 00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:41,053 A fucking bird? 245 00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:43,305 The "Parrot Theory" is what they're calling it. 246 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:44,973 This needs to stop right now. 247 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,100 - Detective, do not lump me in with them. 248 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,686 I can actually help you, if you'll let me. 249 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,396 - Oh, really? The great Cinda Canning 250 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:54,149 is going to come waltzing in to save another case, huh? 251 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:57,528 - You should be grateful given your reputation, Detective Kreps. 252 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,072 Speaking of reputations, 253 00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:01,990 you'll want to listen to our next episode. 254 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,076 Interesting story from one... 255 00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:05,494 Jimmy Russo. - Jimmy Russo. 256 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:09,164 Have you interviewed him yet? He's an old coworker of Mabel's 257 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,375 from her days at Long John Silver's. - Long John Silver's. 258 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,543 - Are you done interrupting me? 259 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,044 - Oh. Sorry. Just trying to be helpful. 260 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,420 - Oh. Where was that help 261 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:18,924 when I mispronounced "Chickashaw," Oklahoma, for an entire podcast? 262 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:21,051 - It's, uh, it's "Chickashay." 263 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,345 - Who is Jimmy Russo? 264 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,514 - He's nobody. He's a liar, 265 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:27,850 and he's completely irrelevant to this case. 266 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,768 - I would argue that he's very relevant. 267 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:32,855 Jimmy Russo shows that you have a tendency to snap. 268 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,108 Jimmy's the start of a pattern that led to Bunny, 269 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:37,901 and who knows what you'll do next. 270 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,361 And to our audience, 271 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:43,031 there is nothing more tantalizing than an unhinged, murderous beauty. 272 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:47,077 - So that's it? You'd rather tell a story that's tantalizing 273 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,704 than the story that's the truth. 274 00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:50,330 - You see, we would never do that! 275 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,709 I mean, we have, but we try not to. 276 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,169 - No, I tell the truth, 277 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,421 and the truth is that people don't wanna spend their commutes 278 00:13:57,421 --> 00:14:00,757 hearing about run-of-the-mill tragedies. That's why they listen to me 279 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,384 because for 52 minutes a week, 280 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,219 I can scare and surprise 281 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,096 and, yes, arouse them. 282 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,973 They trust me to spin a yarn 283 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,225 from a pretty knitter in Manhattan 284 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,519 all the way to a missing farm girl 285 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,480 in "Chickashay." Shaw. Shay. Shit. 286 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,609 Now, if you will excuse me, 287 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,569 I have to finish mixing... 288 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,487 a pretty damning podcast. 289 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,488 No, listen to me. 290 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,324 No more dropping episodes. You understand me? 291 00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:28,368 - Please. The only thing I'll be dropping is the hammer of justice. 292 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,037 Poppy! Get the stuff. 293 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,999 And remember that line! I like the thing about the hammer. 294 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,753 - Wow, th-that was something, wasn't it? 295 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,254 Hm. 296 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,716 - Hey, where's Detective Williams? I figured she'd be here, too. 297 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:46,094 - Oh, she's in Denver. She's on maternity leave. 298 00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:48,722 Excuse me. I-I gotta go take a leak. 299 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:52,893 - Williams is in Denver? 300 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,645 - On maternity leave? 301 00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,939 - Then how was she gonna meet us here later 302 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,315 to pick up the evidence? 303 00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,983 - Unless... 304 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:02,778 we've been texting with someone else. 305 00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,993 - Hey. Are you okay? - Yes. Wh-what do you mean? 306 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,412 - Just the way Cinda treats you. It was really rude, 307 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,789 especially since you're the one 308 00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,374 who knows the stuff. - I'm fine. 309 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,876 And I don't respond to flattery. I find it dishonest. 310 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,796 I mean... 311 00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:23,715 Can Cinda be difficult? Does she have a temper? 312 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:27,261 Toss the odd stapler from time to time? Of course. 313 00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:28,971 Pick the stapler up off the ground and toss it again 314 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,682 until it hits you in the face? Show me a genius who doesn't 315 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:34,351 toss the odd stapler and then pick it up again and then toss it again. 316 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,103 But it's called paying your dues. 317 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,646 I'm waiting for my break. 318 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:40,357 - You're not going to get that break unless you speak up. 319 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,276 Make it happen. 320 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:45,571 Act like a producer, not an assistant. 321 00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:49,408 And you should start with Jimmy Russo. 322 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,661 He's full of shit. 323 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:54,079 You would be helping Cinda out 324 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,540 by keeping that interview off the air. 325 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:59,001 And you might earn her respect in the process, too. 326 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,836 - Cinda does respect me. 327 00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:03,338 Here, girl! 328 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,340 - It's an inside joke. 329 00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:15,684 Okay, let's not jump to conclusions. 330 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:19,438 Just ask Detective Williams where she wants to meet up and see what she says. 331 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,523 Mm! 332 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:43,045 - "Can't meet up now, too risky. 333 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,881 Hide evidence in spot in Morningside Park. 334 00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,382 I'll grab it later"? 335 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,054 - So she can't meet us face-to-face, 336 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,723 but she can meet us in Morningside Park 337 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,558 later from Denver? 338 00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,561 - The killer. 339 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,438 We're texting with the killer! 340 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,440 Ah! 341 00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,277 - That's my phone. 342 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,197 - Oh. Sorry... 343 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,536 How did this happen? 344 00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:18,288 - We assumed it was Williams who texted us. 345 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,915 Well, what do we do now? 346 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:24,962 I'll tell you what we do now. 347 00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:26,088 We agree to their terms. 348 00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:30,509 Season seven, episode 21. 349 00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:31,927 "The Fake Evidence." 350 00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,804 We tell them we'll put the matchbook 351 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:37,641 inside a Stop & Shop bag in a trashcan outside Morningside Park. 352 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,601 And then, twist! 353 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,228 The evidence is fake! 354 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,606 - Uh, saw that twist coming. - It was in the episode name. 355 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,316 - Instead... 356 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:47,484 it's a paint bomb. 357 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,821 - Okay, that I didn't expect. Yeah! 358 00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:52,865 Boom! The bomb goes off, marking our targets. 359 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:55,492 We rush in, make a citizen's arrest! 360 00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,119 Now, we don't have a paint bomb, so we can maybe-- 361 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,245 - Glitter! 362 00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,830 - Did you say "glitter"? - Yeah. 363 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,708 If my years in regional theater 364 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:05,085 and wild orgies have taught me anything, 365 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,671 it's that there is no getting rid of glitter. 366 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,967 God, I'm clever. 367 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,118 Okay. 368 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:41,205 Everything's in place. - Okay. 369 00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:48,754 - Now what? 370 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:57,596 - Only Murderers in the Building is brought to you by Pink Ladle. 371 00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:59,640 Soup by women, for women. 372 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,560 Use promo code "BUTCHERED-BUNNY" for 50% off your first order. 373 00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:06,813 - Nice. - So good. Oh my gosh. 374 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,982 - Alright, we can slot that into the final mix, 375 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,859 and we're ready to publish. 376 00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:15,739 Sorry, what is this in my calendar? "Meeting to set performance review"? 377 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,700 - Yeah, that's for me. Um... 378 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:22,538 I-- My performance. I was just thinking that maybe you could 379 00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:24,456 review it, and then, um, 380 00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:26,917 if you find it adequate, that you might, uh, 381 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,877 consider promotion. A promotion. 382 00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:31,922 - Hm. 383 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,887 - Luís, what did you think of that Jimmy Russo interview? 384 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:41,598 - Shit was unreal. 385 00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:44,309 - You know, Poppy found that guy. 386 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,854 - Fuck, yeah. 387 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,982 - Okay, well, I don't normally consider promotions 388 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,276 until year five, but, uh... 389 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,736 Yeah. Let me have a think on it. 390 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,574 - Fuck yeah. 391 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,956 - Why is this taking so long? 392 00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:08,959 When we did this on Brazzos, it was always the third guy. 393 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,546 - This reminds me of the time 394 00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:15,007 when I did Waiting For Lefty at the Roundabout. 395 00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:17,551 You know, my little Will was there, 396 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,637 waiting for Lefty every night. 397 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,639 He was 6 or 7, 398 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:26,518 too young to appreciate the radical leftist propaganda of Clifford Odets. 399 00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:29,980 The red-baiting, union-busting. 400 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,231 But at the end, 401 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,233 when we would get the whole audience involved, 402 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,236 Willie loved to lead the shouts of, 403 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,947 "Strike. Strike. Strike." 404 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,826 Like a... 405 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,370 cute little lefty communist. 406 00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,249 - It's okay, Oliver. - I know. I'm fine. 407 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,251 - Everything's gonna be okay, right, Charles? 408 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,129 - Sure, buddy. That DNA test is gonna be fine. 409 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,590 Probably be fine. 410 00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,801 Could be bad. 411 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,428 - Oh, thank God. 412 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,388 - Oh, thank God. - Oh. 413 00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,973 Such supportive friends. 414 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,100 - Fuck! She dropped it. 415 00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:13,732 Today on Only Murderers in the Building... 416 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:15,150 There we were, 417 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,152 in the kitchen at the Long John Silver's, 418 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,278 when Mabel, 419 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,948 she just snapped, chopped off my finger, 420 00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:22,241 chopped it clean off. Like... 421 00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:24,368 Bam! 422 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:25,911 Gone. 423 00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,038 And then she deep fried it. 424 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:30,624 She served it up like it was nothing. Like it was a hush puppy. 425 00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:32,209 Like it wasn't even my finger. 426 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,503 - You lying piece of shit! 427 00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:38,131 How would you characterize her in your own words? 428 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,758 Who? Bloody Mabel? 429 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,677 She's a bloody monster. 430 00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:42,886 Stay tuned as we... 431 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,972 - Jimmy was this handsy creep, 432 00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,474 and the first time I pushed back, he trips 433 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,477 and gets his grubby little paw caught in the meat slicer. 434 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,604 I'm Cinda Canning. 435 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:55,023 Only Murderers in the Building is brought to you-- 436 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:58,694 - Okay, let's listen to something else. Music, anyone? I could go for some music. 437 00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:01,947 Jesus, Charles. Who's in Hopestill? 438 00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:03,949 Besides all the eligible bachelorettes 439 00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:06,493 of the Hopestill Women's Correctional Facility? 440 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,161 Okay, I got, uh, 441 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:11,748 Kingston Trio and Brothers Four. Could listen to that. 442 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,293 - Charles, please tell me you're not in contact with Jan. 443 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,297 - I'm not in contact with Jan. 444 00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:19,882 - What is wrong with you? 445 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:24,219 - Ooh, the betrayal. Look at him! 446 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,430 So caught. 447 00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:30,350 Probably asking himself if there's time to concoct a lie. 448 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,060 But, at the same time, 449 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:35,189 lacking the mental dexterity, at his late age, 450 00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:37,316 to wrestle one into comprehension. 451 00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:40,777 - Okay. I have been talking to Jan, 452 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:43,572 but it was for the case. Initially. 453 00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:45,032 - Initially? 454 00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:47,367 - I think we're just dating now? 455 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,745 Well, she says we never broke up! 456 00:22:49,745 --> 00:22:53,123 - She tried to poison you and kill the entire building. It's implied. 457 00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:54,666 - Thank you! That's what I said! 458 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,210 - Then why didn't you end it? 459 00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,879 - Because ... I-I... 460 00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:00,297 I don't know how. 461 00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:04,009 I'm non-confrontational. I've never broken up with anyone. 462 00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:07,387 I usually spend one year getting into a relationship, 463 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,555 one year enjoying it, 464 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,557 and four years trying to get out. 465 00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:14,102 I mean, I'm 75 years old, 466 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,605 and I thought I was in the clear. 467 00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:21,318 I mean, I know I have to break up with her, but, you know, 468 00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:24,029 Jan is... scary 469 00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:27,574 and sexy? 470 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,785 And that makes it difficult to do. 471 00:23:30,911 --> 00:23:33,413 I guess my father is at fault? 472 00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:37,668 He abandoned us, and now I can't bring myself to leave anybody. 473 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:40,963 - She killed my friend. 474 00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:43,465 - I know. I know that. 475 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:45,592 - Jeez, Charles, 476 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,386 you need to get your shit straight. - Mabel, don't... 477 00:23:47,970 --> 00:23:48,971 - Fuck! 478 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,391 Hey! 479 00:23:58,355 --> 00:23:59,940 - Wha... 480 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,733 - Jeez, Oliver, what was that? 481 00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,026 - I call it the Mariah. 482 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:05,863 It's a-a pound of glitter, a jar of rubber cement, 483 00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:08,031 and-and just a nugget of C-4. 484 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,741 - Well, cool. 485 00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:12,744 There goes our best chance at catching him and clearing our names. 486 00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:15,873 - Generating podcast content that's worth a damn. 487 00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:19,168 All foiled because of this pussy willow blowing in the wind. 488 00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:21,170 - See you guys later. 489 00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:22,754 - Mabel, I'm sorry. 490 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:23,881 I should have-- 491 00:24:23,881 --> 00:24:25,716 - I just feel like walking! 492 00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:27,384 I need some space. 493 00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:33,182 - She's fine. This happens every third or fourth episode. 494 00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:36,059 But you do have to end it with Jan! - I know. 495 00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:38,562 It's just gonna be hard and unpleasant. 496 00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:43,609 Maybe I don't have to. 497 00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:45,819 - But you do. We just went over it. - No. 498 00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:47,821 - Maybe I don't have to. 499 00:24:50,324 --> 00:24:52,326 - Are you good to drive? 500 00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:59,917 Okay, I'm heading out. Any messages? 501 00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:02,503 - People are loving the episode. 502 00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:04,796 - Mm. - Jimmy's a hit. 503 00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:07,758 Good job, Poppy! 504 00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:09,885 - Oh, Stanley's turning three tomorrow. 505 00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:12,179 Can you write me a card? He can't read. He won't know. 506 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,182 - I-I was wondering, did you have a chance to, um... 507 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,186 Uh, what we talked about earlier? - Earlier? 508 00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:20,771 Oh, earlier, 509 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:22,940 when you asked for a promotion in front of Luís 510 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:25,400 and made everyone really uncomfortable. 511 00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:29,446 - Oh... What? 512 00:25:29,446 --> 00:25:31,823 - You put me on the spot. What am I supposed to say? 513 00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:34,159 "No, you're never going to be promoted"? 514 00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:35,953 That would have been awkward. 515 00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:38,830 You are a rock star assistant, Poppy. 516 00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:42,167 The way you pluck every last piece of cilantro 517 00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:44,211 out of my buffalo chicken bowl. 518 00:25:44,211 --> 00:25:45,754 You're like a surgeon. 519 00:25:46,922 --> 00:25:48,423 Thank you. 520 00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:51,301 - When I was an intern at the Post, 521 00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:54,096 Kay Graham gave me a great piece of advice. 522 00:25:54,096 --> 00:25:57,599 She said, "Don't be too good at a job you don't want." 523 00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:00,769 And she was a real cunt. 524 00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:15,367 - Hello again, Charles-Haden S... 525 00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:17,703 ...Sazz. 526 00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:24,459 - Bear with me here, babe. I'm almost off-book. 527 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:26,211 Charles just sent these pages. 528 00:26:26,837 --> 00:26:29,006 - What is that? 529 00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:30,382 Are those lines? 530 00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:32,634 - Roll sound, camera... 531 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:35,012 Action. Jan... 532 00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,222 we need to talk. 533 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:40,475 It gives me no pleasure to say this, but... 534 00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:43,187 I think we should see other people. 535 00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:46,398 - Is he... A-are you... 536 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,277 He's breaking up with me with you? 537 00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:52,362 This is ridiculous. Where's Charles? 538 00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:55,449 - I'm told it's customary to say, 539 00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:57,659 "It's not you. 540 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,578 It's me." 541 00:26:59,578 --> 00:27:02,497 But, come on, let's face it. It's, like, 80-20 you. 542 00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:04,833 - I'm hanging up. - Jan. 543 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,627 I don't love you anymore. 544 00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:10,297 I'm sorry. I suggested as much as the other day, 545 00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:11,465 but I was afraid. 546 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,092 I was afraid of you. 547 00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:16,261 I was afraid of being alone. 548 00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:19,014 But I'm not afraid anymore. 549 00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:22,643 Well, I am still afraid of you. 550 00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:25,896 But I'm not afraid of being alone. 551 00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:29,900 And... I don't want to hurt you. 552 00:27:30,776 --> 00:27:32,819 But this is goodbye. 553 00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:38,742 I'll never forget all that you taught me. 554 00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:42,538 The anatomy of your bassoon. 555 00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:45,374 The long joint. 556 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:48,168 The butt joint. 557 00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:49,628 The crook. 558 00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:55,634 Gets pretty porny. 559 00:27:55,634 --> 00:27:56,885 Doing anything for you? 560 00:27:57,845 --> 00:28:00,347 - Oh, yeah. - Well, then I'll continue. 561 00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:03,725 - Hello? 562 00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:06,937 Alice? 563 00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:08,355 ...these are ready. 564 00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:10,190 Apparently, the yolk is supposed to... 565 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:12,317 "walk not run," whatever that means. 566 00:28:12,317 --> 00:28:14,236 - Sorry, I'm getting into character. What did you say? 567 00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:15,904 - What the fuck? 568 00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:18,740 - Hey. - Hey. 569 00:28:20,576 --> 00:28:21,827 Hey. 570 00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:25,205 Oh my effing G, is that her? 571 00:28:39,303 --> 00:28:41,346 Let's just try that again. 572 00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:43,807 Okay, the way you just said "14," 573 00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:46,810 I want you to say "savage" like that. Like... 574 00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:49,396 Like it's your last breath. Okay, try that. 575 00:28:49,855 --> 00:28:51,857 Okay. 576 00:28:53,025 --> 00:28:54,067 - Alice. 577 00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:56,612 - Mabel? What are you doing here? 578 00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:59,156 What am I... 579 00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:01,992 This is my apartment. 580 00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:04,995 - I'm sorry. You weren't meant to see it like this. Not yet. 581 00:29:04,995 --> 00:29:06,538 Let me explain. Um... 582 00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:08,957 I was just trying to help. You know, I was looking 583 00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:10,501 at your trauma through a fine-art lens. 584 00:29:10,501 --> 00:29:13,128 I was going for something more photo-realistic... 585 00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:17,591 Mabel? Mabel? Are you okay? 586 00:29:17,591 --> 00:29:19,593 Mabel? Let me explain! 587 00:29:20,677 --> 00:29:22,179 Mabel! 588 00:29:34,775 --> 00:29:38,070 - Okay, so they said DNA results in 36 hours, 589 00:29:38,070 --> 00:29:39,404 and here I am, refreshing my inbox. 590 00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:41,114 I got nothing. 591 00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:42,616 I'm a mess, Charles. 592 00:29:42,616 --> 00:29:44,284 All I want is a soothing bowl of tzatziki, 593 00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:47,079 but Greek food is triggering for me right now. 594 00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:49,957 What if I lose my son and my dips in a single day? 595 00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:56,630 - Yes. You can stay here until your email comes. 596 00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:58,215 - Thank you. 597 00:29:58,215 --> 00:30:00,050 - And while we wait, 598 00:30:00,050 --> 00:30:02,010 maybe I can introduce you to the wide world 599 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:04,012 of South American salsas. 600 00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:06,056 Huh? 601 00:30:06,056 --> 00:30:07,599 - Ecch... 602 00:30:13,856 --> 00:30:15,649 - Hello? Hi. It's Poppy. 603 00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:17,651 Poppy White? I wanted to apologize-- 604 00:30:17,651 --> 00:30:19,361 - Hey, right now's not a good time. 605 00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:21,196 Actually, it's the worst fucking time. 606 00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:24,199 - I didn't stand up to her, um, but you have to understand 607 00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:26,660 Cinda is like a monster and a goddess. 608 00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:28,537 It's, um, it's hard to explain. 609 00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:30,664 - I have to go, okay? Oh, wait! Um... 610 00:30:30,664 --> 00:30:32,332 She didn't finish college. 611 00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:34,835 - Who? Cinda? 612 00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:36,962 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure she dropped out, and, um, 613 00:30:36,962 --> 00:30:37,963 and her teeth aren't real. 614 00:30:37,963 --> 00:30:41,216 - What are you talking about?! Cinda is a liar, 615 00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:43,719 and-and it goes way deeper than dental implants. 616 00:30:43,719 --> 00:30:47,598 I mean, you were right. She will do anything to tell a good story. 617 00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:49,766 Trust me, you learn a lot about a woman 618 00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:51,476 when you manage her calendar. 619 00:30:51,476 --> 00:30:53,478 And she's got her sights on you now, so... 620 00:30:54,271 --> 00:30:58,066 if you and those old men need my help, please, let me know. 621 00:30:58,066 --> 00:30:59,568 I know where all the bodies are buried. 622 00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:01,987 And there are lots of bodies. 623 00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:05,324 Uh, so to speak. Okay... 624 00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:10,329 Hello? 625 00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:12,539 Mabel? 626 00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:14,708 - And they just put the mango right in there? 627 00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:17,336 Comes like that. - It's ingenious. 628 00:31:17,336 --> 00:31:18,837 Mm! 629 00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:23,091 - What do you need? A hug? 630 00:31:23,091 --> 00:31:24,593 Personally, I don't like hugs, but... 631 00:31:27,179 --> 00:31:29,640 - Oh. It's just Will. - Hm. 632 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,392 - Look at that. My-my son sent me a video. 633 00:31:34,353 --> 00:31:38,106 Yo! Bloody Mabel sighting number two! She just stabbed some dude! 634 00:31:49,201 --> 00:31:50,786 - I'll take that hug now.