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♪

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OLIVER PUTNAM:
We should do our own podcast.

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Only Murders In The Building.

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How do I know you?

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Oh, Charles was in an...
an old TV series.

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What was it called? Bozos.

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Brazzos.

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MABEL MORA: I have to finish this.
I have to see this through.

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OLIVER:
Do you like your Beats?

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I can't get any work.

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You have to sell the apartment.

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It's all I have.

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BUNNY: All in favor of evicting
all three members of

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Murder, She Wrote?

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A direct route into Bunny's.

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You're sleeping with a murderer!

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This ends now, Jan.

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Hey, Bunny! Congrats!

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You're the most hated person
in the building now,

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you cranky old bitch.

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- [text chimes]
- "Get out of the building now."

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OLIVER:
Mabel!

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CHARLES-HADEN SAVAGE: We gotta get her!
I'm not leaving her here!

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It's not what you think.

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OLIVER:
Bunny!

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- Is that your knitting needle?
- Yes!

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Don't say a fucking word.

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POPPY:
Coming this fall,

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Only Murder-ers in the Building.

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[I Love New York by Steve Karmen]

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♪ I love New York ♪

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♪ And there's no place like it ♪

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CHARLES:
New York City.

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Who doesn't want to become
the talk of the town here?

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♪ I... ♪

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I mean, make a name
for yourself in this city,

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and it can feel like the most
sparkling place on Earth.

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- WOMEN: It's that murder guy! Hey!
- Hello. [laughs]

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Whoa!

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Full of fireworks and excitement.

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[fireworks popping]

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But there are two ways
you can become known here.

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You can become famous
for doing good things...

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[popping]

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or you can become infamous

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for doing truly terrible acts.

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♪ 'Cause it's so exciting ♪

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You wanna avoid that second one.

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Whoa!
[fluorescent lights buzzing]

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Look at you. Look at you,

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you dusty, old, dried-up dribble dick.

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You got no fuckin' idea how
much trouble you're in, do you? Hm?

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This guy's got no idea, huh?

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- None.
- You have no clue, huh?

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What kind of a sloppy shit-mess

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you chodes are swimming into, right?

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- Right? No.
- Uh...

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You know, the only thing that could be
worse for you two low-hanging,

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dehydrated scrota-sacks...

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is if you were her.

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Yeah, yeah, I-I-I don't do podcasts.
You know, I-I like Howard Stern.

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You know, old Stern,
before he started doing therapy

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and got all gentrified and shit.

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Back when it was just
the Wack Pack and Butt Bongo.

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Before Baba Booey got those big,
filthy teeth fixed. You know, but I, uh...

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I did try your podcast. Yeah. Mm.

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It was ab... It's absolute shit.
I mean, it really...

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It sucks, but this, uh,

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one part from the first episode...

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Let's just say it, uh...

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stuck out.
[podcast music starts playing]

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MABEL: [on podcast]
I have this recurring dream. I'm in bed.

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I wake up, and there's a man
standing over me.

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So, I kick him right in the nuts,
and I grab my knitting needle,

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and I take him down to the bone

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with that thing.

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[podcast stops]

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That's you.

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[chair creaks]

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Lawyer.

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What, y-you're asking for a lawyer?

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No, I'm asking if you're a lawyer,
you know, 'cause you're so smart.

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[Williams laughs]

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- [sniffs] Sorry.
- What?

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No, my bad. It was a little funny.

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- What, her?
- W-what she said was a little funny.

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What, you think
you're Rodney Dangerfield?

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- Oh.
- Who?

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Who?

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Hold on a minute!

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You can't pin this on Mabel.

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She couldn't have done this!

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WILLIAMS:
I wanna believe you.

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I really do.

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But, do you hear what you are saying?

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A woman magically appears,
in your apartment,

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with a goddamn
knitting needle in her chest?

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Come on.

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- She--
- What? She was what?

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I went to get champagne,

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and Bunny was just there.

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That's all I remember--

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- No. No. [sighs]
- Bullshit! This is bullshit!

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Mabel, there's so many
fucking holes in your story!

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You know, there's more
fucking holes in your story

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than we have in our victim,
and that's a lot of fucking holes.

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Eight fucking holes, to be exact.

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Do you think that it makes you seem
tough saying "fuck" so much?

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- What?
- I mean, I get it

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because I used
to think the same thing,

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but then I realized something.
Do you wanna know what I realized?

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Yeah, w-w-what did you realize?

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Fuck you. Lawyer.

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[sighs] Fuck.

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- She was gone for two minutes.
- We were celebrating. W-why would she--

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Okay, th-then l-l-let's
just talk about you,

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okay? Let-let's talk about you.

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You hated Bunny, right?

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The Board President who
wanted you out of the building

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'cause you couldn't pay your rent, right?

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Now that I think of it,
I have had my doubts about Mabel.

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You know, I played this scene
a hundred times on my show.

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Especially season nine
when the budget got cut,

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and we could only afford
to shoot in interrogation rooms.

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So I know your tricks.

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Hi! Charles-Haden Savage!

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That's a decorative mirror, Charles.

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I think the two-way
you looking for is on this wall.

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I knew that.
WILLIAMS: Mm-hmm.

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- [laughs]
- The old decorative mirror trick.

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Nice try. Might have worked.

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On a moron.

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- Sit down, Charles!
- Yes, ma'am.

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Let's cut to the chase now!

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What did you do with the knife?

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Knife?

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Yeah. What did you do with the knife?

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The blade. The one you used.

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So you have three people
who solved two crimes

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that you couldn't figure out,

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who are now clearly being framed,

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and you don't even have
the real murder weapon?

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♪

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It was you, right? Who texted us
to get out of the building last night?

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It most definitely was not me.

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Gotcha. I knew it was you.

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- I know you did not just wink at me.
- Kinda did.

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Wow! Look at this.

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[passing siren]
Hold it a second.

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They cropped me out?!

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This is such bullshit.

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You know, I'm also involved in this.

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Okay, alright. Focus. All eyes on me.

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You are all... persons of interest now.

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Thank you!

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WILLIAMS:
Meaning...

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that we can't charge you. Yet.

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But, that can change at any time

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with new evidence.

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And we are looking. Believe me.

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Because that is our jobs, not yours.

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So, that means no investigating,

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that means no fucking podca--

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Mora, please tell the tiny one
to stop recording me.

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- Oliver, put the phone down.
- Oh...

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This is your ticket to live your lives.

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You're free to return to your homes. So,

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get a new hobby. Now.
I do not give a damn what it is.

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Just as long as it doesn't
land you in jail.

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- Like knitting?
- Alright, don't be a smart ass.

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- It's kind of her thing.
- WILLIAMS: Well, your thing is going to be

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making toilet wine in a jail cell

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if you don't zip your lips. Got it? Go.

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Come on! Go! Now!
[clapping]

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♪

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[sighs]

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[reporters murmuring]

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[clamoring]
[shutters snapping]

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- [shocked] Oh my god!
- [shocked] Oh my god!

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[overjoyed]
Oh my god!

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[chatter continues]

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Sweet freedom for the innocent!

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And justice for all crime-fighters!

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They were wrong!

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Oliver Putnam can
get arrested in this town!

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And, oh, baby, does that feel wonderful.
[laughs]

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- We're live right now!
- I'm not signing, please.

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I'm just like you!

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[lively theme song playing]

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[vocalizing]

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Ripped and corrected by
- YoungJedi -

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[traffic noise]
[street chatter]

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[elevator dings]

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[button clicks]

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[button clicks]

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[button clicks]

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[elevator doors shut]

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Like your Beats?

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- Huh?
- It's a callback

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because we're right back where we...

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Forget it.

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- She's not wearing Beats.
- I said forget it, didn't I?

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So, uh, Bunny was just...

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There, I think.

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Did you see anyone else?

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Well, how could that be?

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[Oliver inhales, sighs]

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Poor Bunny.

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I mean, my god, we...

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never got along, but still.

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[sighs] Poor Bun-Bun.

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[stops recording]
That plays right?

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I mean,
if you were on a jury, you'd buy that?

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- Oliver!
- You know, it's very rare

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for a true crime podcast to do a sequel.

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They usually move on to a new case
that never hits like the original,

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like when they followed up
the great Dead End with that, uh, Bill...

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- Billy the Butcher. It was terrible.
- Oh, that was the worst. Terrible.

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So, you know, we have a...

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- we have a real opportunity here.
- No, no.

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You heard Detective Williams.
We can't get tied into-- I can't--

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Oliver, stop!
[stops recording]

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I need a life away from death.

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We should all just let ourselves
be a little boring again.

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[ding, door opens]

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♪

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Can I just say something?

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I'd rather be dead than boring.

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Did you guys hear that Bunny
was stabbed with a knife

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- the cops don't have yet?
- Wait a minute,

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it wasn't just the knitting needle?
That's huge!

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Look!

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Guys, maybe we could have
brunch once in a while

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or go watch people
play chess in the park.

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Whatever it is guys your age
are into besides murder.

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Later.

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[doors shut]

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- Well, the chess thing, yeah.
- Brunch. I'd rather have brunch.

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[sighs]

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♪

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[door creaks open]

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♪

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[party chatter, muffled music]

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[gasps] Oh!

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[ragged breathing]

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[thud]

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[sighs]

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[water sloshing]

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♪

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[sighs]

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[hard scrubbing]

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[sighs]

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[phone buzzing]

255
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[phone buzzing]

256
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,752
Hey, Brock!

257
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,253
Yeah, I can hold for Brock.

258
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,885
Hey, Brock.

259
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,887
Yeah. No, no, no.
Just for questioning.

260
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:46,308
Uh, th-that probably didn't help
my chances of getting work though, huh?

261
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,686
What?

262
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,188
♪

263
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,689
A reboot?

264
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,297
♪

265
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,490
Hello, Mabel. This is
Alice Banks from Third Arm Gallery.

266
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,284
We're a little artist collective downtown.

267
00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,286
Uh, maybe you've heard of us.

268
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,788
I know this is insane,
given all you're going through,

269
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,999
a stranger sending you
a random video message,

270
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,668
but I really love your mural,

271
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,212
and I haven't been able
to stop thinking about it.

272
00:13:57,713 --> 00:14:00,591
Uh, anyway, um,
I know this is last minute,

273
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:02,384
but the gallery are having
a little opening tomorrow,

274
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,386
and we were wondering
if you wanted to come.

275
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,346
So... yeah.

276
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,974
Sending you lots of love
and hope to hear from you. Bye.

277
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,977
♪

278
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,123
[ding]

279
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:37,377
- [lobby chatter]
- [Oliver humming]

280
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,378
Come on, baby.

281
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,922
[Winnie panting]

282
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,465
WOMAN:
Oh, hold the elevator!

283
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,595
- Thanks, lover.
- [presses button]

284
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,515
- [clears throat]
- Oh.

285
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:51,058
Well, hello there, Amy Schumer.

286
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,644
Well, hello.

287
00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:55,479
- [nervous laugh]
- [Amy laughs]

288
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:57,189
OLIVER:
Are you moving into Sting's apartment?

289
00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,233
Uh, oh, yes!

290
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,944
Sting. Right. Such a fan.

291
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,278
- Oh, we all are.
- Yeah.

292
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,447
I loved him before
he was even in The Police.

293
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,408
- Sting's in law enforcement?
- [doors shut]

294
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,162
Well, welcome to the building.

295
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,747
Are you Oliver Putnam?

296
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,375
Well, that depends. Are you suing me?

297
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:19,503
[both laugh]

298
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:22,089
No... I only sued Judd Apatow.

299
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,300
- Oh, and that must make you Winnie.
- [Winnie panting]

300
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,635
Oh.

301
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,846
[baby talk]
Did we ever find out who poisoned you?

302
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,974
[laughs] I just have to say,

303
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,852
I really enjoyed
Only Murders In The Building.

304
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:37,312
- Oh, well, thank you very much.
- No, no, no. I mean,

305
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,940
I really enjoyed it.

306
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,985
I was never that into murder before.

307
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:46,154
Podcasts. Murder podcasts.
Until yours. But, you...

308
00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:48,407
you guys just made it feel so...

309
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,868
cozy.

310
00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:53,161
You know? Just cozy murder. [laughs]

311
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,497
So good.
Plus, I-I mean,

312
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:58,500
y-you were so raw.
You know, all of you, and just--

313
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,170
and not afraid of bombing.

314
00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,422
Just really wasting people's time.

315
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:09,720
Reminded me of my early days
doing stand-up. Well, day.

316
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,056
I got great pretty quick...
Is there gonna be a second season?

317
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,768
Well, second seasons
are tough, you know,

318
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,354
but people keep dying.
So, I suppose there's...

319
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,564
always a chance.

320
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,065
- [both laugh]
- [ding]

321
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,359
- [laughs]
- Oh.

322
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,737
- [Winnie panting]
- [both sigh]

323
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,322
Would you ever consider, uh...

324
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,950
[scoffs] Never mind. It-it's stupid.

325
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,369
- What?
- No, it-it's...

326
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,038
I shouldn't have even
opened my tiny mouth.

327
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,707
Oh no, come on. What? What? What?

328
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,626
Okay. Well, I just had a thought...

329
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,588
Would you ever consider selling
me the rights to the podcast,

330
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,048
so I could turn it into

331
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,133
an 8- to 10-episode streaming series

332
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:51,428
with exclusive internet content
leading to gamification?

333
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,015
This is a thought you just had?

334
00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:58,560
I mean, surely, you've considered
developing it into a series.

335
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,479
Well, I'd be lying if I didn't say

336
00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:02,147
I had a 200-page pitch deck

337
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,274
floating around my apartment
somewhere. [laughs]

338
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:05,734
Okay, good!

339
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,528
So, come by my place.
We'll figure it all out.

340
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:08,529
- Okay.
- And, uh...

341
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,739
don't forget to bring a turkey.

342
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,242
Oh! [laughs]

343
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:15,619
- Callback!
- That's a callback. So clever.

344
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:16,745
But do bring tequila.

345
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,288
And ice.
And a glass.

346
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,291
♪

347
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,627
God, I love this building.

348
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,466
- [ship horn]
- [waves lapping]

349
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:32,344
And Brazzos is doing a cross-promotion
with Golden Girls,

350
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,971
so we go on Password,

351
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,848
and my partner is Betty White,

352
00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:39,309
who turns every clue into,
like, something naughty.

353
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:42,104
And I have to act outraged...

354
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,897
[laughter]

355
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:44,773
She was good people.

356
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,442
- I could hear these stories all day.
- Mm-hmm.

357
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,611
That's why Brazzos
is so perfect for a reboot.

358
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:50,779
CHARLES:
You know, I agree with you

359
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,115
because sometimes I'm flipping
through the TV, and I'm thinking,

360
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,659
"Hey, where are all the cop shows?"
[laughs]

361
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,581
'Cause th-there seems to be
a lot of cop-- Anyway,

362
00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,207
so, do you think
they're gonna go for this?

363
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:05,294
Oh. We're picked up for series already.

364
00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:07,588
Eighteen episodes on CBS.

365
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,464
- Whoa!
- DIRECTOR: Crazy, right?

366
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,551
With... Naomi Jackson.

367
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:13,969
CHARLES:
I love her!

368
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,138
- Who's she playing?
- She's Brazzos.

369
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,390
She's...

370
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,019
And I would be...

371
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,645
Uncle Brazzos.

372
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,816
[whispers]
Uncle Brazzos...

373
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,279
[normal] And, uh, Naomi would be my...

374
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,280
- DIRECTOR: Niece.
- Niece.

375
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,281
- By marriage.
- Uh-huh.

376
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,159
Or she's a friend who affectionately
calls you "Uncle."

377
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,494
Or something.
The writers are spit-balling.

378
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:42,915
We had you in mind
for this early on, but...

379
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,374
honestly, we thought you were dead.

380
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:48,378
The casting director had
you listed as "NA/dead."

381
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:52,424
Then you start popping up
on all the front pages

382
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:55,010
of all the papers. Crazy great timing.

383
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,013
So...

384
00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:01,016
is this an offer?
I'm Brazzos again?

385
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,644
- Uncle Brazzos.
- It's a series regular.

386
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:07,147
- As long as you stay out of jail.
- [laughs]

387
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:10,150
[laughter]

388
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,948
- [muffled music]
- [street noise]

389
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,952
♪ Look at me, look at me, butterfly,
keep it light when I get it done ♪

390
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,245
[party chatter]

391
00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:24,414
♪ Look at me, look at me, double time
on the ride when I beat my drum ♪

392
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,669
♪ Look at me, look at me, I don't stop
till I drop, yeah, keep it going ♪

393
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,547
♪ 'Cause everybody know, everybody know ♪

394
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:33,549
♪ Everybody know, everybody know ♪

395
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,884
Scorching.

396
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,553
Y-you're the real deal, aren't you?

397
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:40,055
- Excuse me?
- Bloody Mabel.

398
00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:43,308
- Here. Uh, quick selfie together?
- Oh, I--

399
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,269
How about a quick exit? For you.

400
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,479
Have a good night though, sir.
Thank you very much.

401
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,024
Thank you.

402
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,319
- Hi, Alice.
- Hi. I'm really glad you came.

403
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:57,155
- I'm so glad you're not a catfish.
- Nope. No, no.

404
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,407
All too real. [laughs]

405
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:02,286
Uh, but you better watch out
for these piranhas, though.

406
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,496
I hope you brought your knitting needle.

407
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:12,546
MABEL: My dad got me a jigsaw puzzle
of Frida when I was 4.

408
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,340
It was 1,000 pieces.

409
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,969
Small ones with repeats
of the same flowers.

410
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:23,223
I finished it the day
before I turned 5.

411
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,938
Sorry. There's just something...

412
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,107
uh, very compelling about you.

413
00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:33,275
[laughs]

414
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,610
Thank you,

415
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,695
but you don't really know
anything about me.

416
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,697
Well, I know four things.

417
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,242
I know some people
are calling you Bloody Mabel,

418
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,328
I know I like your art,

419
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,122
I know I want that dress, and, um,

420
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,709
now I know that you had
a Frida puzzle as a kid.

421
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,671
Well, all I know about you
is that you like sliding into

422
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,548
people's DMs,

423
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,884
and that you'd like my aunt's closet.

424
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:00,802
Because that's where got this dress from.

425
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,846
Yes, very likely. But,

426
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:04,932
I don't just DM any old broad.

427
00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,433
Hm. Why me?

428
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,893
It's an instinct.

429
00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:10,020
And we could use some new energy
in our collective.

430
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,980
So, this is, what, a recruitment?

431
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,233
Hm. Total recruitment. How am I doing?

432
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,026
Decently. I might need a pamphlet.

433
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:18,570
You know, Frida didn't have an MFA.

434
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:20,739
She didn't even have two working legs,

435
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,909
but what she did have is natural talent
and everyone's attention.

436
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:27,246
Remind you of anyone?

437
00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:31,542
- [indistinct chatter]
- [shutter snapping]

438
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,920
Look, it's not a bad place to start from,

439
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,672
as long as you have the right support.

440
00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:39,174
Why don't you come back
and get to know our space?

441
00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:41,802
It's not a cult, right?

442
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:43,720
Just bring your paints.

443
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,975
I'm just gonna need to hear you say
that it's not a cult.

444
00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:50,686
- Mm.
- Just out loud...

445
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,980
♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪

446
00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:55,148
♪ Ain't nothing like the real... ♪

447
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,484
[street chatter]

448
00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:00,237
[text chimes, buzzes]

449
00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:03,490
[podcast music]

450
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,950
CINDA CANNING: [on podcast]
In my new podcast,

451
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,952
Only Murderers in the Building,

452
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:09,079
we will probe into the Arconia

453
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:12,666
and three residents
who remain prime suspects

454
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:15,377
in the grisly stabbing death
of Bunny Folger.

455
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,670
♪

456
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,256
Charles-Haden Savage,

457
00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:20,841
a washed-up television cop

458
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:23,552
whose blurred sense of fact and fiction

459
00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:25,554
led him into a tangled romance

460
00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:27,890
with the last Arconia murderer,

461
00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:31,268
and whose father spent
the latter years of his life

462
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:32,853
in and out of prison.

463
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:34,354
How do you know that?

464
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:36,565
I'm Cinda Canning, bitch.

465
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:39,776
"Bloody Mabel" Mora,

466
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:43,405
the freeloading 20-something who has
now been intimately involved

467
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:46,783
in three grisly murders
in the same building.

468
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,119
We will uncover the roots
of her violent past,

469
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,205
not only as victim and witness,

470
00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:53,248
but also as a perpetrator.

471
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:56,710
Whatever you think you know about me,
it's not the whole story.

472
00:22:57,336 --> 00:22:58,921
Girl, your crime is showing.

473
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,342
You've been stained. [laughs]

474
00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:04,468
Poppy, we don't need that line.

475
00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:07,971
What are you knitting, Cindy?

476
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:11,517
Oh, Indiana. That's nice.

477
00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,602
♪

478
00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:17,439
Oliver Putnam,
the derelict theater director

479
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:21,068
who almost killed 12 people
with his last Broadway outing,

480
00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:24,446
has a long paper trail of
Bunny hatred over the years.

481
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:26,865
Don't you?

482
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,827
Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it.

483
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,538
You lunatic.

484
00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:34,623
You wouldn't.

485
00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:38,126
Tune in weekly as our investigation
unfolds in real time.

486
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:40,712
I'm Cinda Canning.

487
00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:46,385
So we all heard that.

488
00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:48,262
I can't believe she's investigating us.

489
00:23:48,262 --> 00:23:49,972
And real time, too.

490
00:23:49,972 --> 00:23:52,432
I mean, she's stealing our format.

491
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,226
We did invent that format, right?

492
00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:57,271
What, the format where we drop
a true crime podcast

493
00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:59,439
before we even have a story,

494
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,066
an ending, or even a crime?

495
00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,526
Yeah, that's all us.

496
00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:04,695
You know, Cinda Canning is very lucky

497
00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:07,489
- that my attorney passed away.
- I thought you said he was disbarred.

498
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:10,075
This is no time for semantics, Charles!

499
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,618
She's stealing our format!

500
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,704
Cinda doesn't even know
what happened that night.

501
00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:16,999
What did happen that night?

502
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:19,835
It's all a blur.

503
00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:22,421
♪

504
00:24:22,421 --> 00:24:24,548
- Except...
- Except?

505
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,636
I think Bunny said something.

506
00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:32,055
[party chatter, muffled music]

507
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:34,683
[gasps] Oh!

508
00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:38,228
[gagging] 14...

509
00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:39,855
[panting]

510
00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:41,356
BUNNY/MABEL:
14.

511
00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:43,192
14?

512
00:24:43,859 --> 00:24:45,360
What does that mean?

513
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,738
Okay, people, we know
what we have to do.

514
00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:50,407
We need to go full "OliMabel" here.

515
00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:51,491
- What the fuck?
- What?

516
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:54,494
- OliMabel! That's our ship name.
- All our names put into one.

517
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,288
Where is the "Charles" in "OliMabel"?

518
00:24:56,288 --> 00:24:57,331
The Charles is silent.

519
00:24:57,331 --> 00:24:59,166
Okay, so what we need to do

520
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,918
is break into Bunny's apartment.

521
00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:02,002
- What?
- What?

522
00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:05,255
We slip in real quick,
we find a clue that isn't us,

523
00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:06,673
and then Cinda has nothing!

524
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,675
We can't be seen
breaking into Bunny's apartment!

525
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,385
Cinda finds that out, everything blows up.

526
00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:13,222
Yeah, well, our lives blow up
if we all go down for this.

527
00:25:13,222 --> 00:25:15,766
And I sure as hell can kiss
Amy Schumer goodbye.

528
00:25:17,351 --> 00:25:20,312
Schumer moved into Sting's place.
We're talking projects.

529
00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,189
I-I'll tell you during the OliMabel.

530
00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:25,108
Okay, you know you're not using
that remotely correctly?

531
00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:26,777
It has gotten away from me, yes.

532
00:25:26,777 --> 00:25:28,779
And I can't lose Brazzos either.

533
00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:32,115
- What?
- They're rebooting Brazzos.

534
00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:35,244
- Charles! You're Brazzos again!
- Oh my god! That's fantastic!

535
00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:37,746
I am. Yeah, well, you know,
Uncle Brazzos.

536
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,665
Kind of a sexy Uncle Brazzos.

537
00:25:39,665 --> 00:25:41,208
You know, they keep wanting
that beefcake thing from me.

538
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:43,669
And they have writers, multiple writers!

539
00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:44,837
Not just some executive producer,

540
00:25:44,837 --> 00:25:47,881
high on cocaine,
screaming dialogue into a tape recorder.

541
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,174
It's real.

542
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:51,468
Mabel, don't you want to
clear your name, too?

543
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:56,014
Look, what Cinda said wasn't wrong.

544
00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:59,685
My whole life has been
defined by this crap.

545
00:25:59,685 --> 00:26:00,686
Death.

546
00:26:00,686 --> 00:26:02,729
Walking around blood.

547
00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:06,275
I'd like to try and be an artist.

548
00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:10,153
And last night, for a few minutes,

549
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:12,281
that felt maybe possible.

550
00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:17,119
So, if it takes clearing my name

551
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:18,787
to feel that more

552
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,497
and finding who really did this--

553
00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:22,499
BUNNY: [muffled]
Fuck off, Oliver.

554
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:27,629
- Fuck off, Oliver.
- I'm sorry. I--

555
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,798
- BUNNY: Fuck off.
- [snorts]

556
00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:32,384
- Is that Bunny?
- Are you hearing that, too?

557
00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:34,553
MABEL:
Yeah.

558
00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:37,556
♪

559
00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:39,975
BUNNY [echoing]
Fuck off.

560
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,981
No one has to see us breaking in.

561
00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:50,694
[Oliver groans]

562
00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:53,530
- [vent rattling]
- OLIVER: Shit... How do I...

563
00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:54,823
- MABEL: Just kick it!
- CHARLES: Kick it!

564
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,451
OLIVER:
Oh! Look at that.

565
00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,287
- [groans]
- CHARLES: Quiet!

566
00:27:00,287 --> 00:27:01,997
OLIVER:
Oh!

567
00:27:02,748 --> 00:27:04,124
- Ah!
- [thud]

568
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:06,251
- MABEL: Shh!
- [Oliver groaning]

569
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,670
[sniffs] Oh my god.

570
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,923
The last time I was in a space that small,

571
00:27:10,923 --> 00:27:12,466
I'd had too many Cosmos in Vegas

572
00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:15,219
and ended up on stage
with Penn and Teller.

573
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:17,262
[laughs] You know, they were
about to saw me in half,

574
00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:20,098
and m-my bladder was so full,
so I felt like an idiot, but I didn't--

575
00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:22,142
Okay, I really am good
with this story right now.

576
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,144
- Alright.
- Thank you! Me, too!

577
00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:27,272
[vent rattling]

578
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,857
♪

579
00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,108
MABEL [quietly]:
Bunny?

580
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,611
Bunny?

581
00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:34,571
[rattling]
Hello?

582
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:36,156
BUNNY:
Get out.

583
00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:38,450
Go.

584
00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,037
BUNNY:
Get out!

585
00:27:42,037 --> 00:27:43,872
[flapping, squawk]

586
00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:46,291
- [gasps]
- Bunny had a bird?

587
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:48,961
- Still?
- Still?

588
00:27:48,961 --> 00:27:50,462
You knew she had a bird?

589
00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:52,464
Well, I mean, she got it decades ago

590
00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:54,842
when birds were the hot pet,

591
00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:56,677
before teacup pigs stole their mojo.

592
00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:58,720
I just assumed it was dead.

593
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,139
Yellow-headed amazon. Beautiful.

594
00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:02,558
Stuff it up your ass.

595
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,727
Well, it's definitely
got Bunny's potty mouth.

596
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,062
- Mm-hmm.
- Kinda makes me miss her.

597
00:28:07,563 --> 00:28:09,022
Mrs. Gambolini.

598
00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:10,816
- MABEL: Who's that.
- Oh, that's the bird.

599
00:28:10,816 --> 00:28:13,235
- Remember, Bunny was a freak.
- [squawks]

600
00:28:13,861 --> 00:28:15,320
So listen, listen.

601
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,740
Since we are here, why don't we
just split up and search around?

602
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:21,118
Keep your eyes open for anything
that resembles a note.

603
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,996
- Note?
- Well, notes. [nervous laugh]

604
00:28:23,996 --> 00:28:26,039
I may have written a few
I'd like to retrieve.

605
00:28:26,707 --> 00:28:29,877
Like, basically, how I wanted Bunny to die
when she was trying to evict us.

606
00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:31,461
Oh, smart. Real smart.

607
00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:34,464
Because, you know, death threats
always work out really well.

608
00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:37,634
- Okay, start scouring.
- Any paper you find, put in this bag.

609
00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:39,803
I'll go in the bedroom.

610
00:28:39,803 --> 00:28:41,471
♪

611
00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:43,849
- MABEL: Okay.
- Alright. Quickly, quickly.

612
00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:47,060
- I got this.
- Anything, anything with my name on it...

613
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:49,813
Look at this.
Let's put this in here too.

614
00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:53,567
Okay!

615
00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:55,903
[door unlocking]

616
00:28:55,903 --> 00:28:57,237
- Oh...
- Shit!

617
00:28:57,863 --> 00:28:59,114
- [click]
- OLIVER: Come on!

618
00:29:00,991 --> 00:29:02,576
[loud whisper]
Charles! Charles!

619
00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:04,494
- Someone is coming!
- [muttering]

620
00:29:05,621 --> 00:29:06,663
[door squeaks]

621
00:29:08,749 --> 00:29:11,585
Bunny had a real eye for erotic art.

622
00:29:11,585 --> 00:29:13,128
A lot of people didn't know that.

623
00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:15,380
- [loud whisper] I think it's Uma.
- HOWARD: I'm not surprised.

624
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:16,715
Bunny was a fuckin' freak.

625
00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:17,966
And Howard.

626
00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:19,885
UMA:
This Rose Cooper painting that she has,

627
00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:21,470
it's very porny.

628
00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:22,638
[mouthing]

629
00:29:22,638 --> 00:29:24,640
A naked man wrapped around a woman's leg.

630
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,517
Very balls forward.

631
00:29:26,517 --> 00:29:28,352
Mm. Maybe I'll own one someday.

632
00:29:28,352 --> 00:29:30,479
Oh, fat chance. It's worth a fortune.

633
00:29:30,479 --> 00:29:31,980
We need to wrap it up,

634
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,899
so I can take it to the appraiser.

635
00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:35,984
- It's in the bedroom here.
- They're coming this way!

636
00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:36,985
Come in here!

637
00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:39,905
♪

638
00:29:39,905 --> 00:29:41,490
[coat hangers rattling]

639
00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:43,575
I'm telling you,
this thing is one of a kind.

640
00:29:43,575 --> 00:29:44,993
This could be worth a million...

641
00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:48,163
[screaming]

642
00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:50,832
[both screaming]

643
00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:52,417
There should be a naked man on this wall!

644
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:54,127
Where are the balls, Howard?

645
00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:56,463
I don't know.

646
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:59,716
God, her Rose Cooper.

647
00:29:59,716 --> 00:30:02,511
It was here the day before she died.

648
00:30:02,511 --> 00:30:03,637
- [door opens]
- Where is it?

649
00:30:03,637 --> 00:30:05,430
Maybe we missed it out here?

650
00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:07,432
No, I don't think
we saw it out there, Howard!

651
00:30:07,432 --> 00:30:08,934
It's worth a million dollars!

652
00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:10,435
[coat hangers rattling]

653
00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:12,855
[whispers]
Guys.

654
00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:15,148
♪

655
00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:16,692
Check this out.

656
00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:23,115
Bunny had a secret elevator?

657
00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:26,118
- Where does it go? Hell?
- Let's find out.

658
00:30:28,704 --> 00:30:30,414
Wait! It's freezing in here.

659
00:30:31,373 --> 00:30:32,958
[grunts] Okay.

660
00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:36,170
[overlapping whispering]

661
00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:37,296
[clunk]

662
00:30:37,296 --> 00:30:40,299
[elevator whirring]

663
00:30:43,177 --> 00:30:46,263
So someone stole
a valuable painting from Bunny?

664
00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:50,309
- The killer?
- Uma said "porny."

665
00:30:50,309 --> 00:30:54,021
Are we thinking full-frontal?
Bondage? Penetrada?

666
00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:56,648
[Charles groans]

667
00:30:56,648 --> 00:30:58,150
[loud bang]

668
00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:00,694
Okay, where are we?

669
00:31:02,237 --> 00:31:03,739
[door creaks]

670
00:31:05,574 --> 00:31:07,910
Jesus, Bunny had a lot going on.

671
00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:09,745
Yeah. Still, that was way too close.

672
00:31:09,745 --> 00:31:11,580
But, we got a huge clue.

673
00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:13,916
We find the painting, we find the killer.

674
00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:16,376
Oh, that's a good line,
Charles. S-say that again.

675
00:31:17,836 --> 00:31:19,254
No, will you stop? There's no point--

676
00:31:19,254 --> 00:31:20,714
Just repeat the line!

677
00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:22,382
It's a perfect ending for episode one.

678
00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:24,384
Oliver, I agreed
to check Bunny's apartment,

679
00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:26,845
- not podcast about it.
- Oh, so you'll just let

680
00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:29,389
Cinda Canning tell the story
she wants to tell with no push-back?

681
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:31,725
Look, we know she's going
to make a killer podcast

682
00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:33,519
that makes us all look like killers.

683
00:31:33,519 --> 00:31:34,770
[Mabel sighs]

684
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:36,980
I'm gonna hate hearing
Cinda get it wrong.

685
00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:39,816
And if she thinks it's us?

686
00:31:39,816 --> 00:31:41,193
Me?

687
00:31:45,531 --> 00:31:47,241
Do you still have that murder board?

688
00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:48,659
I do.

689
00:31:49,243 --> 00:31:51,912
I mean, it's just a corkboard
on wheels but, yeah, I have it.

690
00:31:51,912 --> 00:31:53,664
♪

691
00:31:53,664 --> 00:31:55,290
Do you still have that boom mic?

692
00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:57,292
You bet your ass I do, kid.

693
00:31:58,085 --> 00:32:00,379
Well, I don't, actually.
I returned it in the 30-day window

694
00:32:00,379 --> 00:32:02,756
to get my deposit,
but I can get it back!

695
00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:04,758
[rousing music playing]

696
00:32:11,181 --> 00:32:12,182
[Mabel sighs]

697
00:32:15,394 --> 00:32:17,312
New York City.

698
00:32:17,312 --> 00:32:20,774
Who doesn't want to become
the talk of the town here?

699
00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:23,402
I mean, make a name
for yourself in this city,

700
00:32:23,402 --> 00:32:27,030
and it can feel like the most
sparkling place on Earth.

701
00:32:27,698 --> 00:32:30,993
We've been warned not to speak out

702
00:32:30,993 --> 00:32:32,369
or speak our truth.

703
00:32:32,369 --> 00:32:35,247
- [fountain splashing]
- To just let others tell our story.

704
00:32:36,123 --> 00:32:39,543
But we here at
Only Murders In The Building...

705
00:32:39,543 --> 00:32:40,794
[fireworks popping]

706
00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:43,046
we will not be going quietly.

707
00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:46,049
♪

708
00:32:48,343 --> 00:32:49,845
- Nailed it.
- [elevator dings]

709
00:32:56,518 --> 00:32:59,563
[keys jingling, unlocks door]

710
00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:06,528
♪

711
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,409
[exhales] Oh.

712
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,203
[sighs]

713
00:33:18,874 --> 00:33:20,375
[text chimes]

714
00:33:31,553 --> 00:33:33,305
[party chatter, muffled music]

715
00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:37,226
[gasps] Oh...

716
00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:38,685
[panting]

717
00:33:40,646 --> 00:33:41,897
[thud]

718
00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:45,567
Savage... Savage...

719
00:33:46,735 --> 00:33:48,153
[door opens]

720
00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:53,867
[text whooshes]

721
00:33:59,164 --> 00:34:00,415
[ding]

722
00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:03,418
♪

723
00:34:05,671 --> 00:34:06,672
[door shuts]

724
00:34:09,383 --> 00:34:12,427
I-I came home,
and it-it was just here.

725
00:34:12,427 --> 00:34:13,637
[gasps]

726
00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:15,681
OLIVER:
Bunny's painting?

727
00:34:20,769 --> 00:34:23,105
Someone's really fucking with us.

728
00:34:24,648 --> 00:34:25,941
MABEL:
Charles...

729
00:34:26,942 --> 00:34:28,485
Is that you?

730
00:34:28,485 --> 00:34:29,987
No.

731
00:34:30,904 --> 00:34:32,739
It's my father.

732
00:34:32,739 --> 00:34:35,742
[Papa Loves Mambo by Nat King Cole]

733
00:34:36,535 --> 00:34:38,036
♪ Mama loves mambo ♪

734
00:34:39,204 --> 00:34:42,374
♪ Papa does great with it,
swings like a gate with it ♪

735
00:34:42,374 --> 00:34:44,626
♪ He loses weight with it now ♪

736
00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:46,628
♪ He goes to ♪

737
00:34:47,462 --> 00:34:49,464
♪ She goes fro ♪

738
00:34:50,549 --> 00:34:52,384
♪ He goes fast ♪

739
00:34:53,343 --> 00:34:55,345
♪ She goes slow ♪

740
00:34:56,346 --> 00:34:58,307
♪ He goes left ♪

741
00:34:59,224 --> 00:35:01,059
♪ She goes right ♪

742
00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:04,563
♪ Papa's looking for mama ♪

743
00:35:04,563 --> 00:35:07,024
♪ But Mama is nowhere in sight ♪

744
00:35:07,024 --> 00:35:08,275
♪ Ooh! ♪

745
00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:10,402
♪ Papa loves mambo ♪

746
00:35:11,570 --> 00:35:13,447
♪ Mama loves mambo ♪

747
00:35:14,573 --> 00:35:16,200
♪ Having that fling again ♪

748
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,784
♪ Younger than spring again ♪

749
00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:19,912
♪ Feeling that zing again, wow! ♪

750
00:35:19,912 --> 00:35:22,206
♪ Ooh! Papa loves mambo ♪

751
00:35:23,457 --> 00:35:25,459
♪ Mama loves mambo ♪

752
00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:29,004
♪ Don't play the rumba
and don't play the samba ♪

753
00:35:29,004 --> 00:35:31,423
♪ 'Cause Papa loves mambo tonight ♪

754
00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:34,551
♪ Ooh! Don't play the rumba
and don't play the samba ♪

755
00:35:34,551 --> 00:35:37,387
♪ 'Cause Papa loves mambo tonight! ♪