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A great true crime mystery
unpeels itself like an onion.

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What the fuck is "G. M."?

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I am looking for a guy

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I saw going up the stairs

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in a tie‐dyed hoodie the night Tim died.

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‐ Enough with Tie‐Dye Guy!
‐ We cannot forget about Tie‐Dye Guy!

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‐ So, Dad, I listened to your podcast.

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You didn't tell me you were
doing it with Mabel Mora.

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‐ Why? You know her?
‐ She used to stay here.

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She hung out with this group of kids,
and one of them was Tim Kono.

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‐ You can't disappear for 10 years,
then show up and start dragging up

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a bunch of shit from when we were kids!

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I saw someone fighting with her.
‐ You saw Oscar?

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‐ No. Someone else.

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You know what happened that night.
You didn't even say anything.

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Just when it's all
starting to feel the same,

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that's when you get hit by something

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you never saw coming.

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Value. Worth.

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The price of life.

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What's the easiest way to know
how you fit into the equation?

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Come to New York.

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Shit just plain costs more in the city.

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Subway fare is $2.75.

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The inflation of Hot Cheetos?

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99 cents in the Bronx,

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nearly four freaking dollars in Tribeca.

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Those joints?

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Overpriced as fuck.

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Not like that coat though.

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That... is priceless.

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It's special. Just like her.

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‐ I will take you down to the bone,
motherfucker!

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‐ Twist! Big, big twist!

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We have an unexpected turn of events,

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thanks to my son Will.

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Mabel knew Tim Kono and lied about it,

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which probably means that
Mabel killed Tim Kono.

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And now, we're wondering was he the first

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or the latest in her wild spree?

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‐ Yeah, because
she totally fits the profile.

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Female, late 20s, wears cool boots,
reads the Hardy Boys.

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When I see that on a resume,
I'm thinking murderer...

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‐ No real job, few attachments,
and lives alone!

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In an empty apartment that
probably has a drain in the floor!

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Oh, that was some good back and forth.

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Listeners love conflict.

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‐ You're a simpleton.
‐ Damn it! I didn't get that.

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Can you call me a simpleton again?

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‐ You're a simpleton!
‐ Oh, thank you!

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‐ Oh my god. Oscar?

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‐ Damn, bella!

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‐  I'm so sorry!

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You got out!

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I can't believe you're
standing right here.

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‐ Yeah, right? Me, too.

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‐ Wait, so did you just get out?
I went by your dad's,

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and he basically told me to fuck off.

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‐ Yeah, shit. No, I got out last week.

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‐ You knew that I was waiting here,
and you get out

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after 10 years and you don't call me?

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You just follow me down the street
like some fuckin' creeper?

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‐ Look, I had a whole plan.

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Can we just go chill? Where you headed?

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‐ Jersey.
‐ Well then, I'm going to Jersey.

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I'll drive you.

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‐ Oh! You don't have to drive, though.

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‐ Yes, I do have to.

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I've been waiting a long time for this.

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For this.

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‐ Me, too.

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Now, come on, you creeper.
‐ Ah...

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‐ Lester said he saw her head west.

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‐ Can you just calm down and think
a minute? This is all a misunderstanding‐‐

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‐ Haven't I been telling you
there's something off with Mabel?

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She's got those crazy killer eyes,
like Liza at 3:00 in the morning.

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‐ Please don't tell that story again.

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‐ She and Jessica Lange came to me
after an evening at Studio 54,

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and I had had a few cocktails.
‐ And I had had a few cocktails! Stop!

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Mabel is a sweet young woman who
promised not to keep secrets from us.

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I've been meaning to ask.
Is this your hat?

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‐ My hat! I thought I'd lost it‐‐ What?
‐ Oh my god, there she is!

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CHARLES
Oh! Tie‐Dye Guy.

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It's Tie‐Dye Guy!
‐ Okay, w‐w‐we gotta follow them.

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I'm gonna get my car. You stay on them.
‐ Alright, I'll wait‐‐

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Wait! You have a car?
‐ Go after them on foot, and then call me

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when you know where they are,
and then I'll swing by and pick you up!

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‐ Okay! I'll wai‐‐

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You pay for parking here?!

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♪ lively theme song playing ♪

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♪ vocalizing ♪

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‐ This is bad! They're getting away!
- You on them?

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‐ I'm on them, but I can't outrun a Camry!
- Stay on them!

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‐ Oh god, I hope they don't see me.

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Oh jeez...

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‐ So, where we going?
- It's in Teaneck,

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so...

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GW Bridge.

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‐ Welcome to New York.

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Thank you, ma'am!

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Oliver, I ca‐‐ I can't hear you!
Are you there?

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Yeah,
I might cut out a little bit, but stay on!

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‐ Oh! Oh, thank god.

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They're stuck in traffic.

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Where are you? I'll take one.

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Wait, are you
at that pretzel cart? I want one.

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Read out the toppings!
‐ What? What toppings?

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There's mustard and salt.

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Yeah, but you know,
sometimes there's honey mustard.

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Is it Dante?
Tell him Oliver wants his usual!

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‐ Are you Dante?
‐ Yep.

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‐ Oliver wants his usual.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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I'm coming around!

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Are you still on 88th?
‐ Yeah, uh, traffic's moving!

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Where are you?

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Turn around!

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‐ Very inconspicuous!

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‐ We blend in by standing out.

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‐ What are you doing?
‐ No, no, no. You drive because...

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...I gotta record, and also my driver's
license expired 25 years ago.

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‐ Keep your eyes on that Camry!

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What are you doing with this car?

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‐ This is Aphrodite.
I got her in LA when I was filming

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Singin' In The Rain 2 for VH1.

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‐ Oh! Look, in the ashtray.
It's a jelly bean from 1963.

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‐ Maybe it's a Mexican diet pill.

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Oh yeah. It's a fen‐phen!

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Mm! Mm. Know what? I don't need this.

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Left! They're turning left.

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‐ So if you've been out for a week,
what have you been doing?

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‐ I had some decent food.

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Got a haircut.

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Went to the bathroom without somebody
looking at me. That was fun.

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‐ Did you hear about Tim?

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‐ Yeah.
My first night out, he offs himself?

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My first time stepping back
in that building?

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‐ Wait, you were there that...

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Oh my god, you're Tie‐Dye Guy!

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‐ Yeah! I'm trying to be.

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Figured I'd get some
new drip when I got out.

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‐ I think she's in trouble. That's the guy
I saw going up the stairs that night.

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‐ I know! Tie‐Dye!

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He and Mabel were probably
in on this from the start.

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And you noticed when
you brought up his name,

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she got very quiet and had us
looking at other suspects.

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‐ Actually, it was you who did that.

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You've gotta stop thinking
the worst of her.

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‐ And you need to start.

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She lied to us, Charles,
or did you miss that fact?

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‐ She also helped us investigate.
Why would she do that?

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‐ Oh, I don't know. Maybe to
throw us off the scent of herself.

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It's a classic true crime podcast move.
Right out of

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Daddy's Little Helper.
‐ Daddy's Little Helper.

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‐ Exactly. That's right.
The forlorn son helps with the case,

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until all evidence points to him.
‐ Yeah.

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That podcast stunk, by the way.
They gave away everything in the title.

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I mean, I wonder who did it?
Daddy's little helper?

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‐ Don't you hear yourself?

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You're thinking like the patsy,
the sucker. Not the detective.

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Charles, buddy, just...

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Please, just drop what you're feeling,

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and think only about what you know.

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‐ We can't forget about Tie‐Dye Guy.

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‐ Charles, we can't just suspect someone

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because they're wearing a hoodie.
It's like a huge no.

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‐ I'm not doing that.
Well, I am doing that, but not like that.

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Okay, fine. I'm just saying...
Tie‐Dye Guy.

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‐ Enough with the Tie‐Dye Guy.

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It's just a waste of time.

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- ‐ What?
- Nothing.

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It just feels like I'm sitting
next to your older brother.

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‐ You know, you were actually the first
person I wanted to see after my dad.

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That's why I was heading up the stairs
the night everything went crazy.

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In case you were wondering.

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I was heading up to see you
at your aunt's place.

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‐ It's weird that we didn't pass
each other in the stairwell.

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‐ Maybe we did.

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You did miss me sneaking up on you
this morning.

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‐  I didn't miss shit.

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Besides,

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I've always wanted to kill
someone with my knitting needle.

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‐ I saw you once with those guys
that look like retired cops.

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Was one of them that Brazzos guy?

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‐  Yeah.

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He kinda still thinks he's on that show.

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‐ Okay, I'm gonna call her.

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When she's screaming
bloody murder, you'll see.

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‐ Call Mabel Mora.

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Hey, it's Mabel.
Leave a message at the tone.

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‐ See that? If she's so safe,
why didn't she pick up?

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‐ Oh, trust me. She's too busy planning
her next murder with Clyde.

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Let's hope it's not one of us.

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Hey! Found something.

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An article from the Post years ago

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about what Will told us.
‐ And?

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‐ A girl named Zoe Cassidy
was pushed off the roof of the Arconia.

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Police arrested a resident.

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I kinda remember some of this.
‐ I don't.

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When did this happen?
‐ 2010.

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How does this not sound
even vaguely familiar to you?

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‐ 2010... That was my Prednisone year.

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I got really bloated,
and it played with my memory.

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Search "Charles‐Haden Savage fat."

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Ooh!  Look at the ass on papa.

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‐ Oh...
‐ Jesus, you're huge.

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Looks like you're wearing a turtleneck.

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Oh no, don't worry.
It‐it's just warming up.

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I don't think Aphrodite's ever
been driven in the winter.

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You know what? I'm gonna try Mabel again.

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Oh god.

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Hey!

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‐ Ooh!

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- ‐ Hey. Mabel! Hi! It's Charles.
- ‐  Play it cool.

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‐ I‐I was worried about you after that
last dead end. Do you wanna get together?

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‐ For coffee.
‐ For tea?

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‐ Yeah, no, no, no.
I‐I'm good. I'm just, uh,

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chilling at Washington Square Park, so...

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Yeah, thanks for calling, and I'll just

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talk to you later.

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‐ You're lying to your boyfriend
'cause you feel like

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even the way you're thinking
about me is cheating?

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‐ I don't have a boyfriend.

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‐ Like Cassandra and Lady Macbeth
rolled into one!

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‐ No, she can't say anything.

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So, "just chilling," is code for,
"help, I've been taken hostage."

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‐ It's tough...

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to believe that she could be...

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this duplicitous, I know.

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Tougher because you're
a closed‐off person,

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and Mabel made you...

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open up and trust people
for the first time.

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So now, the thought that
she might not be who she seems

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has you questioning it all.

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Okay, I gotta try that again.

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That was very fake sounding.
‐ You fucker!

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‐ So, G. M., Shore Road.

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You sure Tim was going to a jewelry shop?

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‐ It's this whole Hardy Boys
thing I cracked.

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‐ Oh. You cracked it.

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Cool.

241
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:08,497
Or... could it have something
to do with something else?

242
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:15,712
‐ Okay, so we all got the same tattoo.

243
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,923
‐ And?

244
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,926
Who gave them to us?
‐ My cousin Tavo.

245
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,470
‐ And what's your cousin
Tavo's government name?

246
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,264
‐ Gustavo Mora.

247
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:28,308
‐ G. M.? With a tattoo shop on Shore Road?

248
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,520
‐ Fuck me! How did I miss that?

249
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,397
W‐‐ You‐you have to take this exit.

250
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:35,190
We have to go to Bayport.

251
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,316
‐ Hold on!

252
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:45,909
Long Island. My first time
out of Manhattan in five years,

253
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,619
and we're going to Long Island.

254
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,454
‐ Don't you go to the Hamptons?
- Never.

255
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,623
I got a sister in Patchogue.

256
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:54,168
She has four daughters, all with D names.

257
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:57,546
Dawn, Danielle, Dina, and Dagmar.

258
00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,299
The five of them are always
trying to set me up with a hairdresser.

259
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,759
‐ Well, I have to admit I have certainly

260
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,470
had my share of Long Island shenanigans.

261
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:08,640
I re‐‐ I remember one time,

262
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,601
uh, I'd had a few cocktails,

263
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:13,103
and, uh, on a dare, I rode an elephant

264
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,565
and then threw up in a pool
at a wedding in Syosset.

265
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:20,485
I once shot an episode of
Brazzos in Hempstead.

266
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,070
It doubled for Bosnia.

267
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,323
‐ I once got syphilis in South Setauket.

268
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:27,117
‐ And I got crabs in Massapequa.

269
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:30,204
‐  Ooh, I got
the clap in Amagansett.

270
00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:33,790
‐ And I got saggy‐bottom balls
in Sag Harbor.

271
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,586
‐ ♪ Saggy Bottom Balls
is what she called me ♪

272
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:38,837
‐ ♪ Boom boom boom boom ♪

273
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,339
‐ ♪ She had a way with the names ♪

274
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,840
‐ ♪ Boom boom boom boom ♪

275
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,884
‐ ♪ Saggy bottom balls in Sag H‐‐ ♪

276
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,261
Oh! Exiting! Look, they're exiting.

277
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,638
‐ Oh, yeah. Good eye.

278
00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:50,933
‐ ♪ Boom boom boom boom,
Saggy Bottom Balls is what she called me ♪

279
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,726
‐ Okay, now I'm gonna
be singing that all day.

280
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,481
- We've got smoke!
- Don't worry, don't worry.

281
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,608
Just pull over there so they don't see us.

282
00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:09,993
‐ I'll give her $5 worth of diesel,
she'll be fine!

283
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,454
‐ Why not fill her up?
‐ Where are we going, to the moon?

284
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,581
It's a shallow tank.

285
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,376
‐ Hey, you might wanna pop the hood.

286
00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:18,710
‐ No thanks, we're fine.

287
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,713
‐  Yo, hey! You, uh,

288
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:24,883
y‐you're Brazzos! Right?

289
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:28,345
"This sends the damn day
in a brand new direction!"

290
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,681
‐ "Whole new direction," but, yeah.
That's me.

291
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:33,725
‐  Shit!
Yo, let's see what we got here, yeah?

292
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:37,062
‐ Hey, do you think the attendant
can sell me some brine?

293
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,231
I need to replenish her sodium levels.

294
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,191
‐  Brine, man! I like that!

295
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,861
Wherever you're going,
you might not be going in this.

296
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,996
4.50.
‐ Uh,

297
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:57,416
could I also grab a lighter,
some batteries, and‐‐

298
00:15:57,416 --> 00:16:00,627
Strawberry lube! Oh wait,
that gave you a reaction last time.

299
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,837
‐  Oh, this one.

300
00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,630
‐ We've got bubblegum lube.

301
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,882
Perfect. We'll take that,

302
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:07,301
and some ginseng and Spanish fly.

303
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:10,220
Oh also, what size condoms do you have?
He needs slim fit,

304
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,973
extra long.
We don't want it to fall off again.

305
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:17,019
It's bad.
‐ Alright, I'm... I'm gonna go.

306
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:17,978
‐ Thank you.

307
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:23,317
‐ Are you proud of yourself?
‐  I said extra long.

308
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:24,693
‐ Oh wow, that...

309
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:27,905
That makes it all better...
‐ Oh, look at them. Laughing.

310
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:30,741
Not a care in the world. And you're right.

311
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,659
She does wear cool boots.

312
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,870
‐ She's not kidnapped.
‐ Oh, don't worry.

313
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,622
She played me, too.

314
00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:38,624
And I'm the one with the street smarts.

315
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,377
‐ Hey, my cousin Peanut
can tow this for you.

316
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,922
Take it to a shop, he could use the work.

317
00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:47,633
I can give you a lift. I'm Lucien.

318
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:50,385
‐ Hi, Lucien.
‐ Hey, can you help us follow those two?

319
00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:54,014
‐ Sure. I follow people all the time.

320
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:57,935
‐ He's nice. I like him. We sh‐‐
Ooh‐‐ I'm gonna get my stuff!

321
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,986
‐ Rolling deep with cacti today.
If your hand

322
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,530
swells up after touching that thing,

323
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,240
don't touch your eye.

324
00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:17,162
‐
Why aren't we moving?

325
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:20,207
‐ Waiting on my cousin Vaughn.
He had a taste for some oatmeal cookies.

326
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,502
Hurry up, man! Get in! We on a mission!

327
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:27,464
‐ Hello.
‐ Hi.

328
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:32,845
‐ Let me call you back.
My cousin just picked up two white boys.

329
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,852
‐ I didn't realize you were
driving a terrarium.

330
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,814
- ‐ So, who are we following.
- Well,

331
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:47,234
we're doing a podcast based on
a murder in the building we live in,

332
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,279
and the girl in the car is one
of the cohosts, but now, we think

333
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:52,489
she may have had something
to do with the whole thing.

334
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:55,951
‐ Damn! You know, Vaughn and I,
we got a little podcast.

335
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:58,537
It's called Yard Dogs:

336
00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:01,665
- Your Favorite Horticulture Homies.
- Aw,

337
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:04,334
good for you guys.
Giving it the old college try.

338
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,253
- That's... that's so sweet.
- Yeah,

339
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,130
we got about 60,000 subscribers.

340
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,841
Been featured on iTunes and Spotify
as one of the best new podcasts.

341
00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:13,844
You know, just trying to do
a little something‐something.

342
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:22,644
‐ We, uh, met Cinda Canning.
We have an in with her.

343
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,313
‐ Cin Cin!

344
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:26,648
‐ That's our girl!

345
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,734
Yeah, we part of Cinda's network, man.

346
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:31,320
The only thing green she loves
more than money

347
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,572
is our plants!

348
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:35,365
She's really the third horticulture homie.

349
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,451
‐ Oh. That's, that's...

350
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:39,953
uh, that's great.

351
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:49,129
‐ What party of Long Island is this?

352
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,756
‐ Ah, this is Bayport, baby.

353
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,925
Every time I come out here,
some shit pops off.

354
00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:55,761
‐ What are they doing out here?
‐ I don't know.

355
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,721
Maybe they're going to
murder someone else.

356
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:01,141
‐ Stop calling her a murderer.
She's an innocent young woman.

357
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,185
‐ So, this girl...

358
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,771
she was helping you solve the murder,

359
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,481
but now you think she's involved?

360
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:10,734
‐ Pretty much‐  Damn.

361
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,572
‐ Just because things
aren't what they seem,

362
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,951
doesn't mean she's a bad person.
Maybe she just doesn't trust y'all yet.

363
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,537
‐ Or she's mistletoe.

364
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:25,165
Which is actually a toxic parasite. Mm.

365
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:28,502
The very plant that encourages
us to kiss at holiday time

366
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:30,546
can actually kill the tree it hangs on.

367
00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:33,465
Little do you know,
all that romance is happening

368
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:35,259
under a tree assassin.

369
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:45,686
‐  Okay. Now, let's go see why Tim
was hanging out with my sketchy cousin.

370
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:48,230
Yo, I know we just drove out here,

371
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,399
but can we please let this go?

372
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:54,903
It's been... 10 years since...

373
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,363
I had ice cream.

374
00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:00,450
With a girl. On a beach.

375
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,202
It doesn't even have to be Haagen‐Dazs.

376
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:05,205
It could be a nasty Smurf pop
from a dude with a cooler.

377
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,959
‐ I do want to do that.

378
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,919
I do. I...

379
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,421
But this is important.

380
00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:15,424
What happened ruined your life,

381
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:17,509
and now Tim is dead.

382
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,136
I just need some answers.

383
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,097
‐ I'm trying to move forward with my life.

384
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:23,098
I got goals.

385
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,810
In prison, I started trap yoga,
and I got certified.

386
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,437
I want to open up a studio.

387
00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:30,939
‐ Yoga?
‐ Yeah!

388
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,566
I'm positive as fuck!

389
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:34,109
And figuring out why

390
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:36,445
some asshole died doesn't
do shit for my inner calm.

391
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,740
‐ I get it. This isn't the most

392
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,868
positive‐as‐fuck thing
you could be doing right now.

393
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:47,873
But I have to.

394
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,877
‐ And I have to not.

395
00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:56,548
‐ Okay, I'll just catch
the train back later.

396
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:07,309
When you get outta prison
and try to restart your life,

397
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,478
you hope to get back to the good parts

398
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:10,979
and leave the bad behind.

399
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:15,025
But just because you aren't locked up,

400
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,528
doesn't mean you aren't
still in some kind of prison.

401
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,665
‐ What the fuck are you guys doing here?

402
00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:32,125
‐ Well, we could say
the same thing about you.

403
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,753
‐ Yeah. How was it chillin'
in Washington Square Park?

404
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,463
Was it, like, so chill?

405
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,131
Did you chill it up so hard?

406
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,341
‐ Jesus...

407
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,843
‐ Did you follow me?

408
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:45,305
That is so messed up!
‐ No, no! What is messed up

409
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,266
is that you lied to me,
and you lied to him,

410
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:49,017
and we promised each other
we wouldn't do that!

411
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,019
‐ He's very wounded, Mabel.

412
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,021
I'm made of stronger stuff, but he's‐‐

413
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,648
‐ I'm sorry.

414
00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:56,567
‐ Did you know Tim Kono?

415
00:21:58,235 --> 00:21:59,278
‐ Yes.

416
00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:01,947
‐ Did you have something to do with‐‐

417
00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:03,699
‐ Wow, Charles.

418
00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:05,492
Just say it out loud.

419
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,494
Say it out loud if that's
what you think of me.

420
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:11,748
‐ It‐it's not what I think‐‐ I'm just...
I'm just very confused.

421
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:16,211
‐ I know. And I'll...

422
00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,213
explain it to you guys.

423
00:22:19,173 --> 00:22:21,675
Tim was my friend, or he used to be.

424
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,844
And I think that's why I'm so obsessed

425
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:25,846
with solving this murder.

426
00:22:26,889 --> 00:22:30,726
‐ Fuck it. I got way too much 'cause
I don't know what you're into anymore.

427
00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:34,062
‐ You came back.
- Well!

428
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:35,606
It's Tie‐Dye Guy.

429
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:39,151
‐ This is Oscar. Also a friend.

430
00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:41,153
Also not the killer.

431
00:22:42,196 --> 00:22:44,114
‐ Brazzos?
‐ Yes.

432
00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:45,073
‐ Wow.

433
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:48,619
‐ I saw you going up the stairs
the night Tim Kono was murdered.

434
00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:50,829
‐ I saw you shoot a crocodile
that was smuggling drugs.

435
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:54,791
Uh, Brazzos was one of three
DVD sets in the prison library.

436
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,085
‐ God, prison sounds like hell.

437
00:22:57,085 --> 00:23:00,130
- What flavor do you have there?
- Uh, vegan sea salt oil?

438
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:03,509
‐ Jesus. When did ice cream
become a hand lotion?

439
00:23:03,509 --> 00:23:05,719
Fucking millennials.
Honest, they're so boring.

440
00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:07,554
Okay, I'll take the popsicle then.

441
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,265
‐ You were going up to Tim's apartment
that night, weren't you?

442
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:11,266
‐ No, he wasn't.

443
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,603
‐ Yeah. I was.

444
00:23:16,355 --> 00:23:19,358
I'm sorry. I lied to you, Mabel.

445
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:22,569
‐ I know I shouldn't have,
but it was just seeing you again‐‐

446
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,905
‐ Oh my god, my head is
spinning with all these lies.

447
00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:26,240
‐ No, no, go on.

448
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:30,327
‐ I went up to Tim's place that night.

449
00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:34,122
I‐I don't know what I was gonna do,
but I wasn't going to kill him.

450
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,041
Maybe fuck him up a little bit.

451
00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:40,003
But the alarm was going off, and then...

452
00:23:41,797 --> 00:23:44,800
...and then, I heard a fucking gunshot.

453
00:23:47,928 --> 00:23:49,930
‐ You heard it?
‐ Yeah.

454
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:52,891
I did.

455
00:23:53,517 --> 00:23:56,353
But I didn't murder Tim Kono.

456
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:59,022
‐ Tim was murdered?

457
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:01,400
Damn, he was right. Tim called it.

458
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,318
‐ Does everybody know Tim Kono now?

459
00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:04,403
‐ What are you two doing here?

460
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,531
‐ Hey, can you please explain

461
00:24:07,531 --> 00:24:10,659
who you are,
and what exactly you know‐‐

462
00:24:10,659 --> 00:24:12,578
Brain freeze!

463
00:24:12,578 --> 00:24:15,622
‐ Oh, uh, use your thumb! Press the top
of your thumb... like that.

464
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:18,709
‐ Like this? Mm! Mm...

465
00:24:18,709 --> 00:24:20,627
Oh my god.

466
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:22,004
Tie‐Dye Guy is a genius.

467
00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:24,173
‐ Um, Tavo, what were you saying?

468
00:24:24,173 --> 00:24:26,049
Tim thought he was gonna get murdered?

469
00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:28,051
‐ Fuck yeah.

470
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:31,805
He'd been trying to take down this
black market jewelry dealer named Angel.

471
00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:33,599
‐ Tavo. May‐may I call you Tavo?

472
00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:35,017
‐ Well, what else would you call him?

473
00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:36,518
‐ Well, it could be
an affectionate nickname.

474
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:37,686
I don't wanna overstep my bounds.

475
00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:41,857
Look, Tim Kono was a loner
who worked in a bank.

476
00:24:41,857 --> 00:24:44,067
Taking down a black market jewelry dealer

477
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:46,320
seems a little off brand, don't you think?

478
00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:48,197
‐ Maybe.

479
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:52,492
Then again, I found
all these in his apartment.

480
00:24:54,411 --> 00:24:57,831
‐ Whoa!
‐ Oh my god...

481
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,211
Brain freeze!