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♪
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Oliver Putnam, long considered
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New York's most un-land-able bachelor,
is in love.
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That's right. This merchandise
is off the market, bruh.
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Ah! Loretta.
Whom you have yet to ask out.
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[text whooshes]
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You're not supposed to be here.
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There was someone in his dressing room.
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Whose lipstick is this?
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I would imagine
it belongs to our killer.
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You found my lipstick.
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Charles-Haden Savage, I'd be honored.
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The answer is yes.
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I would love to marry you!
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This is a fun twist.
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♪ gentle melody playing ♪
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[birds chirping]
[breeze blowing]
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[bicycles rattling]
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JOY:
Ah, love! You gotta love it.
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Everywhere you look, there it is.
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But in the city that never sleeps,
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how do you really know
who the hell you're sleeping with?
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People can conceal
some very dirty secrets.
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[knocking]
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[glass shattering]
[grunting, yelling]
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Or fatally fatal flaws.
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[Oliver growls]
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[nervous laughter]
[Joy muttering]
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Everything's fine.
[glass shattering]
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[shuts door]
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Joy's just loudly shattering sea glass
to put in her aquarium.
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Sure, sure.
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Uh, have you asked your new fiancée
about the lipstick yet?
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Did she write "fucking pig"
on Ben's dressing room mirror?
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[laughs] Oh yeah. No. But, I will.
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Charles, you said
you would ask her two days ago.
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Let us in. We can talk to her.
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I am handling the situation
in my own time.
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- [glass shatters]
- See, I told you he didn't need our help,
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but I do. Does this scarf say,
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"Loretta, I've loved you
since the first day I met you"?
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I don't know what the scarf is saying,
but all I can see is a crayon box.
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OLIVER:
Ah. Well, see, that's why
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we always carry a backup.
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- Thank you, Mabel.
- Charles,
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I can calmly talk to Joy.
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You know,
investigator woman to suspect woman.
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She is not another Jan. I... think.
She could be
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but it's important for me
to be able to interrogate
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my murderous girlfriend... fiancée...
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[Joy yells, glass shatters]
Shit.
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What about my hair?
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Is it giving Karen...
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[imitating Cary Grant]
or Cary Grant?
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Hold on. [stammering]
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- Mabel Mora, are you going out on a date?
- Date?
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No! I-- No. No.
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Tobert has a suspect he has a lead on.
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I'm meeting him for a stakeout,
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and the place has a dress code.
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- Well, it's a date.
- Yeah.
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It's a stakeout!
When two totally platonic,
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semi-professional investigators
wait together,
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in an out-of-sight, enclosed space,
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and watch while a suspect
hopefully incriminates themselves,
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while we hold in our pee for hours
[Joy grunts, glass shatters]
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and eat stale Cheetos.
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In a cocktail dress.
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Look, I'm gonna unmute your texts.
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I'll be in the wings
if anything should go haywire.
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[Joy screams, glass shatters]
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[Charles laughs nervously]
[twists door knob]
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I'll be okay.
[Joy grunts, glass shatters]
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[Joy screams, glass shatters]
[door shuts]
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[growls] Oy.
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JOY: Is it possible you're sleeping
next to a lunatic, or a liar?
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Sure, it is.
[elevator dings]
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♪
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But I always tell people,
better lose your mind loving
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than to live your life loveless.
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It's been a while
since I dipped my quill
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in a woman's ink pot.
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Any new moves I should know about?
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Please don't make me take the next one.
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♪ lively theme song playing ♪
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♪ vocalizing ♪
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[door opens]
[footsteps]
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♪ soft music playing ♪
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♪
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Joy, can you come in here, please?
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♪ rapidly hums Wedding March ♪
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♪ Here comes the bride,
all dressed in white ♪
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♪ She's wearing a thong,
we hope that's not wrong ♪
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♪ We're late to taste ♪
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♪ Magnolia Bakery wedding cakes ♪
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[both laughing]
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[playful yelp]
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- [laughs] Charlie, you ready to go?
- Yeah!
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Yeah. Hey, Joy!
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Hey, this, uh, Ruby Strippers lipstick?
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- Uh-huh.
- Did I tell you where we found it?
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It was backstage.
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- Okay...
- Yeah. It was--
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[through kisses]
in Ben's dressing room to be exact.
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I mean, any clue
how that would've gotten there?
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[sighs] Hey, Brazzos.
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[tough guy accent]
Hang up your badge, okay?
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We're on hiatus.
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Remember? [blows]
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[Joy laughs]
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Yeah, b-but just for my case files,
how would it have gotten there?
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- [aquarium bubbling]
- Seriously, President McKinley?
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This is your last strike!
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President McKinley?
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I always wanted to be friends
with a president,
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but this one's an asshole.
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You think I don't see what you're doing,
you slimy-finned terrorist?
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I do not tolerate bullies.
[splashing]
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You're in solitary, POTUS.
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[Joy chuckles]
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Joy,
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someone wrote a threatening message
on Ben's mirror with this.
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Do you know anything about that?
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♪
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Charles-Haden Savage.
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Do you honestly think
I had something to do with Ben's death?
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[knocking on door]
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- Whoa!
- Happy engagement!
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[both laugh]
CHARLES: Ow!
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Whoa! Charles, you gotta
get you to my Pilates guy.
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And my face guy.
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You got a little Shar-Pei action
going on there.
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[soft laugh]
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- Sazzmatazz!
- Almond Joy!
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BOTH:
Oh...
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You know, they say a gift given in love
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has the power to wipe away
any storm brewing.
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It's an 18-piece fondue set.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Aw, we missed ya, Sazzmanian Devil.
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Well, Wile E. Joy-ote,
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apparently not enough
for your new fiancé
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to make me his understudy in the play.
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- Oh, well, I--
- I'm over it.
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I'm doing stunts for Bakula
next week in LA.
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Are you cheating on me with Scott?!
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JOY:
Ooh.
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Woo!
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Do send Scotty my love.
[Charles laughs]
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I miss his faith in me.
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He never accuses me of horrible things.
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You know what, Charles?
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You trust my palate, right?
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I think that, uh, I can taste test
these cakes on my own.
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You stay here with Sazz.
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Maybe she wants to be interrogated.
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- [slams door]
- Ooh.
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Okay, talk to mama.
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[metal rattling]
[exhales, snorts]
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[spritz]
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[knocking]
[door unlocks]
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- [sighs] Oh! Oliver, you're here.
- Ah.
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- I thought I heard someone.
- You're a vision.
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- [nervous chuckle]
- Well... [nervous chuckle]
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Enchanté, ma chérie.
[oven timer dings]
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Oh. Welcome to my slice of New York.
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It's itty-bitty,
but it's, you know, it's...
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[oven door squeaks]
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- Oh! Mm-hmm.
- Art!
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It's art.
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[Loretta sighs]
Who are you?
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[sighs] I'm a woman
with a broken microwave.
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Which is why I'm forced to
[coughs] improvise with this...
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prehistoric broiler
that I never use! [laughs]
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You do like pork chops though, don't you?
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Oh, sure. Love solid food. Love...
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chewing on a chop.
[both laugh]
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[coughing] Yeah.
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You know, I zap a perfectly pink one
in my microwave.
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- Yeah? Mm...
- But it's broken and now my timing,
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- the temperature, all thrown off.
- C-Can I assist?
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No, just, uh, pop a squat, kumquat.
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- [giggles]
- Oh.
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[beep]
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So... unique.
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[pots clanging]
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What's this fun thing?
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- Oh no! Don't open that! Don't do that!
- Oh!
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[Oliver laughs nervously]
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S... I'm sorry. I didn't...
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Didn't mean to jump the gun.
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♪
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Dinner before dessert, I always say.
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Oh. [nervous laugh]
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[restaurant chatter]
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♪ soft piano playing ♪
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There you are.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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You look fantastic.
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Thanks. You also look, um...
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Well, you know, I clean up.
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So, we're here because your suspect
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likes swanky piano bars?
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Oh, I already ordered us
some, uh, bites.
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I wasn't sure what your drink was.
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EMCEE: Ladies and gentlemen,
let's give a warm welcome...
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Wait, what's going on?
Wh-Where's your lead?
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- [applause, cheering]
- [over microphone] Hey, cool cats.
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I'm Johnny Jay,
and I'm gonna sing for you tonight.
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♪ jaunty piano tune begins ♪
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♪ Just a song at twilight ♪
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♪ When the lights are low ♪
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Jonathan?
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Howard's sweet boyfriend is your guy?
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Well, he was.
I thought he was a great suspect.
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Ben's understudy?
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Who else had more to gain
from him dying, you know?
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But, I've been following him
around for a while now,
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and all I could find out was that
he volunteers with Broadway Cares
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and has this fantastic weekly cabaret set.
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- You've gotta be kidding me.
- No, seriously.
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He did, uh, Somewhere Over The Rainbow
last week. I actually wept.
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Let me get this straight.
You texted me saying you have a lead.
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I text you saying "tell me more."
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You say "meet me here,"
I'm here,
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and now you're telling me
you don't have a lead.
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You're just Jonathan's
biggest cabaret fan.
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And now, I am on a date
with that cute girl from the armoire.
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♪ piano continues ♪
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Okay, yes, I got creative.
Is that okay?
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Mezcal old-fashioned.
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Is my drink.
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That I'm now gonna need.
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WAITER:
Yes, ma'am.
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[Tobert sighs]
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[aquarium bubbling]
SAZZ: Let's unpack what just happened.
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Safe space.
Well, safe-ish. [laughs]
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This is the Arconia.
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Oh, abnormal amount
of death in this place.
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By the way, are we sure
that the killer was after Ben,
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- and not you, Charles?
- What?
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Well, I've been getting some vibes.
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I also have my ham radio,
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and there's chatter of people
wishing it was you instead of Ben.
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- Me?!
- Anywhos,
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what's going on with Joy?
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And have you talked
to a therapist about it?
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- I don't have a therapist.
- I know you don't.
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It was always worth me asking,
'cause that big white head of yours?
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00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,705
[laughs] Could use a good shrinking.
250
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,041
Ah, Jan and I laugh about that.
251
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,042
- Jan?
- Whoa!
252
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,086
I should've trigger-warned. Yes, yes.
253
00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:12,172
I have continued to see Jan, yes.
254
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,216
As in dating? She's a murderer.
255
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,425
Yeah.
256
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,053
You know, I guess it's the,
uh, stuntwoman in me.
257
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,931
I got the hots for danger. [soft laugh]
258
00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:23,767
Anyway, it's a bit hard behind plexiglass.
259
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,520
Or, as Jan calls it, sexi-glass.
260
00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:30,607
There's only so much you can do
with a raised eyebrow,
261
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,735
a wet lip, and a sliver of tit.
262
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,946
God, you are tense, man.
263
00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:37,197
Sazz.
264
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,033
- I'm worried that Joy is another killer.
- What?!
265
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,743
Joy?
266
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,537
We've known her for decades.
267
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,080
No, no, no, no, no.
268
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,125
You've got the case
and the engagement all mushed up.
269
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,043
You have to prove to yourself
Joy's not a murderer,
270
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,336
so you can go ahead with the wedding.
271
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:54,089
No. I have to prove
Joy isn't a murderer,
272
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,465
so I can break up with her
273
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,843
and not be in fear for my life
like I was with Jan!
274
00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:01,305
Charles, you are suffering from MGDS:
275
00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:04,683
Murderous Girlfriend Derangement Syndrome.
276
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,852
It's rare. I invented it.
277
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:09,229
But it also means I know the treatment.
278
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,399
Whoa. You know you got
the Rolls Royce of fish tanks here.
279
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,360
♪
280
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,822
We're gonna play a game.
281
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,451
Cheers.
282
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,286
Cheers.
[glasses clink]
283
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,830
So glad we didn't waste our money
going to Le Cirque.
284
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,708
- [both laugh]
- Yeah.
285
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,001
Hm...
286
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:33,253
Mm. [sighs]
287
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,507
LORETTA: Mm...
[sighs]
288
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,136
[Oliver grunts]
289
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,432
It's so solid.
So fully formed, you know?
290
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,726
- Damn broiler. I'm just--
- No, it's just...
291
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,770
Oh, what the hell, I'm just gonna...
292
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:52,147
Look at this. [loud grunt]
That's what I'm gonna...
293
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:54,107
- Well...
- Wh-Why cut it?
294
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,108
Why not?
295
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,944
[crunching]
[loud grunt]
296
00:12:58,070 --> 00:13:00,322
So good. [smacks lips]
297
00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:03,784
♪
298
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,494
[Oliver sighs]
299
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,996
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!
300
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,748
So sorry!
[both gasp]
301
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:12,084
Is that mine?!
LORETTA: Oh no, I'm so mortified!
302
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:13,961
Let me get you some ice or something.
303
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:17,881
No, no, no, I don't--
I-I actually don't feel anything...
304
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,466
- You sure?
- No.
305
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,803
Oh God.
306
00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,973
[gasps]
[weak whistling]
307
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,934
[both laugh]
308
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,269
[snorts]
309
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:32,980
[Oliver groans]
I love that little snort you do.
310
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,232
[laughs] You do?
LORETTA: Yeah,
311
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:38,235
I do. [laughs]
You're like an adorable little piglet.
312
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:41,738
[Loretta snorting]
[awkward laugh]
313
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,867
I played a pig
in the cruise ship production
314
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,244
of Charlotte's Web once, in my 30s,
315
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:50,205
but I think I really honed my snort
316
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:53,709
when I played Snowball
in a black box production
317
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,627
of, um, Animal Farm.
318
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,421
How many pigs have you played?
319
00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:59,548
[imitating pig]
I don't know. [oinking]
320
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,466
- [laughing]
- Come on.
321
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,678
Fucking pigs. Fucking pi--
322
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,681
Hey, you know who was
a real fucking pig? [laughs]
323
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,100
Ben Glenroy.
324
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,186
[laughs, clears throat]
325
00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:13,604
Let's toast to him.
326
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,190
♪
327
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,696
- What's the matter?
- N-Nothing.
328
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:23,739
You just went white.
329
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:26,742
No, no, no, nothing.
I just, um, it's just those words.
330
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,912
Did you ever tell Ben that?
331
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,664
That he was a, how'd you put it,
a fucking pig?
332
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,584
Let's not talk about Ben now. I mean...
333
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:38,295
Yes! No, no, no. No, no, no, n--
334
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:41,465
No more Ben talk. No more Ben. No Ben.
335
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:42,716
Just...
336
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,721
- [clears throat]
- Did I just make things weird?
337
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,516
- No! No, no, no. No. Just...
- Yes.
338
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,269
You poor thing. Your tooth.
339
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,649
Do you trust me?
340
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,067
Huh?
341
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,736
Wanna get outta here?
342
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:07,741
I know just the place for this.
343
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:11,245
♪ upbeat piano playing ♪
344
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:17,793
♪ Meet me tonight in dreamland ♪
345
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:21,129
Mm! Okay,
so your drink of choice, mezcal.
346
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:24,633
Your weather of choice, rain.
And your favorite time of day, night.
347
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,927
Not exactly a fount of information,
are you?
348
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,638
Hey, you got me here
under false pretenses.
349
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,181
I'm making you work for it.
[laughs]
350
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:35,102
That's fair. So, um,
Oliver and Charles, what is that deal?
351
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,271
Are they, like, your dads, your patrons,
352
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:39,231
your volunteer work, what?
[laughs]
353
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:42,192
No! They're... my best buds.
354
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,194
Okay. That's rad.
355
00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:46,989
But, like, what do you talk about?
356
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,824
Murder, mostly.
357
00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:51,827
And how to connect to Bluetooth.
We talk about that a lot.
358
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:54,037
So what do you say?
Have I earned a second round?
359
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,207
- WAITER: Yes, ma'am?
- Two more, please.
360
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,458
WAITER:
Coming right up.
361
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,546
Alright, so who's in your crew?
And wildlife doesn't count.
362
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,965
Honestly, it's really tough
to stay in contact
363
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,592
with anybody
when you're constantly traveling.
364
00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:11,430
And if you don't have a partner
to ground you, put down roots...
365
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:15,726
Is that something you want?
366
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,270
I think about it.
367
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:22,107
SAZZ:
Welcome to "Commit Or Be Committed!"
368
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,401
And tonight's contestants are me,
369
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,111
in the role of Joy Payne,
370
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,863
makeup artist to the stars.
371
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:30,949
And playing opposite Joy,
you know him as Brazzos,
372
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:33,952
- Charles-Haden Savage!
- Hey. [chuckles]
373
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:37,164
Our first category...
374
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:40,083
is sexual relations.
375
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,461
[whispers]
Now, remember. I'm Joy.
376
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,382
[imitating Joy]
I need sex twice a day,
377
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,468
three times on weekends!
378
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,431
[imitates buzzer] Wrong answer!
379
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:57,392
Nothing wrong with
a supercharged sex drive, Charles.
380
00:16:57,392 --> 00:17:01,021
Our next category is the future.
381
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,190
[imitating Joy]
You are my future.
382
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,818
And I'll never, ever leave you, Charlie.
Ever!
383
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,530
Never! Never ever!
384
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:13,617
[lights click]
Well! Our first green light.
385
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:16,620
Alright. You're up. Dig deep.
386
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,288
[sighs]
387
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:23,669
Joy has been this close
to my face for 30-plus years,
388
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:26,004
looking at every flaw and pore,
389
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,757
and she still wants to jump my bones,
often twice a day.
390
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,343
Now, isn't that the behavior
of a psychopath?
391
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,680
Mm, sounds like the behavior of
someone who loves you for you.
392
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,640
But I'm me.
393
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:40,602
Look at me. Is this the face
of someone who deserves Joy?
394
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,104
[click]
SAZZ: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
395
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,730
I think we have a diagnosis.
396
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,357
Charles-Haden Savage,
397
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:48,485
you're not afraid of uppercase "J" Joy.
398
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:51,655
You're afraid of lowercase "j" joy.
399
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:54,825
♪
400
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:58,036
[aquarium bubbling]
401
00:17:58,745 --> 00:17:59,997
That's it.
402
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,207
That's my problem.
403
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,293
Now do you still think
she's capable of murder?
404
00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:06,086
No, I was crazy for thinking that.
405
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:09,548
No, you're not that complex.
You do need to stop being a scaredy cat.
406
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,553
[both trill lips, sigh]
407
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:17,556
♪
408
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,351
LORETTA: Whoa.
409
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,061
[gasps]
[Oliver laughs]
410
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,563
Wow!
411
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,524
- Oh, my gosh.
- You know, it is truly amazing
412
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,735
that you can charter a yacht
413
00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:32,029
in the greatest city on Earth
for four dollars.
414
00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:33,655
[laughs] Yeah.
415
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,616
[laughs] Is there a destination?
416
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:37,826
- The tropics?
- You'll see.
417
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,077
[both laugh]
418
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,287
Pick your poison.
419
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,997
Poison?
420
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,166
Or...
421
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,044
Hoo-wee!
422
00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:49,463
Now, we're talking.
[Loretta giggles]
423
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:52,049
- Look, that joint has purple rolling paper.
- I know.
424
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:53,342
Groovy-doobie.
425
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:54,968
[Indian accent]
Do you doobie, baby?
426
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,054
[both laugh]
427
00:18:57,054 --> 00:19:00,307
My 12th roommate, Babette Claus,
428
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,559
gave me this back in 1978.
429
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,186
[soft laugh]
430
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,563
- Wait, Babette? I-Is--
- Yeah.
431
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,566
Is that the chorus girl
that got struck by lightning
432
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,985
- skinny dipping in Central Park--
- Skinny dipping, Central Park Reservoir.
433
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:15,113
- I know... Mm-hmm.
- Oh my-- Okay, this is... this is insane.
434
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:18,951
I rolled 10 joints for Babette
435
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:22,412
using a purple streamer
from Studio 54 that year.
436
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:25,040
- At Grace Jones'--
- Her 30th birthday party!
437
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,041
Yes!
438
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,627
- I was at that party! Yes, I was!
- No, you were not.
439
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:30,045
Oh, my God!
440
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:33,257
That's the only time
I ever got in there. [laughs]
441
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:36,510
This is ridic-- I can't believe this.
I think I rolled that joint.
442
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:40,305
- Now, spark it, baby!
- Wow.
443
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,057
[laughing]
444
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,601
So I guess-- I guess we've been
445
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:47,437
running in the same circles
for a long time.
446
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:51,108
- Oh, yes.
- It's a shame our orbits never crossed.
447
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:54,069
Well, I may not have been on your radar,
448
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:57,364
but you were certainly on mine.
[exhales]
449
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:02,661
I would've killed to be in
one of your productions but [sniffs]...
450
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:06,623
something always happened to screw it up.
451
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,585
Like my ponytail got stuck
in the subway doors once
452
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:13,422
on the way to audition for your
Merry Wives.
453
00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:15,424
Oh, and then there was
the time Bernadette Peters
454
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:18,302
gave me a bottled water
that was laced with Valium.
455
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:20,596
And then I passed out in the waiting room,
456
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:23,348
and I missed the chance
to be your Annie Oakley.
457
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,726
You made that all up, didn't you?
[both laugh]
458
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:27,561
[horn blares]
[both yelp]
459
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:28,854
Oh Jesus.
460
00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:31,899
[horn continues]
Dear God. Oh my...
461
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:32,941
Wow. [sniffs]
462
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,943
Yeah, but you know,
it is always something
463
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:38,780
just infuriatingly, um, banal.
464
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:42,326
Like, "your accent is too authentic,"
465
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:45,495
o-or, "casting doesn't like you,"
or-- I don't know.
466
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:48,790
You know, when I was a kid,
they called me Lucky Durkin
467
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:52,628
because I won the school raffle
four times.
468
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,173
But, since then...
469
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:59,426
[deep inhale, deep exhale]
470
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,845
Some nickname that turned out to be.
471
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,390
Maybe I'm just cursed. [weak laugh]
472
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,850
[sighs]
473
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,645
Or... it's probably...
474
00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:11,855
what I deserve.
475
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:15,442
Oh, come on. What could you have done
to deserve being cursed?
476
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:19,446
[sighs]
477
00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:23,534
Open your mouth.
478
00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:26,620
♪
479
00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:30,207
[exhales]
480
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:31,458
[Oliver inhales]
481
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,585
♪
482
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:37,506
[gap whistling]
That was super sexy.
483
00:21:38,257 --> 00:21:40,259
Am I crazy? [laughs]
484
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,678
I thi...
485
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:45,556
I think the gap is handsome.
486
00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:48,767
Well, that might be
the 40-year-old weed taking effect,
487
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,395
you know?
[both laugh]
488
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:56,358
♪ There let my dreams... ♪
489
00:21:56,358 --> 00:22:02,114
♪ Come true... ♪
490
00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:04,950
[cheering and applause]
491
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:09,538
God, I can't believe you ever thought
Jonathan was...
492
00:22:09,538 --> 00:22:11,540
♪ A murdering man ♪
493
00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:14,251
That's still not a song, but cute.
494
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:18,172
So, what, you solved the first two murders
just on your first try, I presume?
495
00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:21,466
Yeah, totally.
Between me, Charles, and Oliver,
496
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,719
it's just, like, a one-day process.
497
00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:27,639
Well, lucky for me,
this one's taking you a little bit longer.
498
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,516
♪ soft piano playing ♪
499
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,560
Oh, there's Jonathan again.
500
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,563
[inaudible]
501
00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:35,939
Who's he hugging hello?
502
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:39,651
No! Don't look. Don't draw attention.
503
00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:42,571
Could Jonathan be...
504
00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:45,741
No, he wouldn't cheat on Howard.
505
00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:47,618
With who? There's somebody?
Describe him.
506
00:22:47,618 --> 00:22:50,621
Well, he looks like
he should be in a limo.
507
00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:52,581
Rider or driver, I can't tell.
508
00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:54,166
That's your description?
509
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:58,086
- He's wearing a red coat and a cap.
- Huh.
510
00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:01,340
MABEL: Oh, now Jonathan's
handing him an envelope,
511
00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:04,510
and the guy is giving him a slip of paper?
512
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:06,136
Okay, this is killing me.
I'm just gonna come to that side,
513
00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:07,596
- and we can both be watching.
- No!
514
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:09,723
[glasses shatter]
[patrons gasp]
515
00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:12,351
- Sorry! Sorry. You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
516
00:23:12,351 --> 00:23:14,269
I think we should stay
down here for a second.
517
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:15,812
Yeah.
518
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,189
- Okay, I gotta look.
- No, no, no, don't.
519
00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:18,774
You look, he'll definitely see you.
520
00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:20,859
I mean, unless we do the classic move
521
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:23,487
from the secret spy movies
where the target looks,
522
00:23:23,487 --> 00:23:25,822
and just sees two unassuming
secret agents making out.
523
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,991
Yeah, I don't think
that'll be necessary.
524
00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:29,910
- They didn't see us.
- Well.
525
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:32,246
♪
526
00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:37,709
Ah, we should've done the kissing thing.
527
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,842
What the hell?
528
00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:48,345
We need to figure out
who this guy in the cap is.
529
00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:50,138
Actually, I think I do know that guy.
530
00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:52,057
♪
531
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,521
[water lapping]
LORETTA: We were very tired.
532
00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:59,773
We were very merry.
533
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:03,360
We had gone back and forth
all night on the ferry.
534
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,361
[Oliver chuckles]
535
00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:06,363
This is really...
536
00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:09,741
really nice.
537
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:11,869
It is.
[distant ship horn]
538
00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:16,290
[sighs] I'm sorry about earlier.
539
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,418
At my place.
540
00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:21,753
I didn't mean to get weird about Ben.
541
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:25,132
I just had an idea about tonight
542
00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:29,094
and talking about a dead person
just didn't feel like the mood.
543
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:32,639
Well, it-it-it's alright
to talk about him.
544
00:24:33,432 --> 00:24:36,935
You know, I mean it-it's quite
the thing we all went through.
545
00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:38,353
- Yeah.
- It's just...
546
00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:40,856
that was a very...
[Loretta sighs]
547
00:24:40,856 --> 00:24:43,567
specific turn of phrase you used.
548
00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:45,110
"Fucking pig."
549
00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:47,863
[laughs] Yeah, shit, because I...
550
00:24:47,863 --> 00:24:50,991
I did call him that. [sighs]
551
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:52,576
♪
552
00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:53,577
We had a fight.
553
00:24:53,577 --> 00:24:55,621
[sniffles] Yeah.
554
00:24:55,621 --> 00:24:58,248
Just half an hour
before he went on the stage that night.
555
00:24:58,248 --> 00:24:59,583
[Ben struggling]
[Loretta screams]
556
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:02,461
He said that I was obsessed with him,
557
00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:06,215
and that, uh, I had
wormed my way into the show
558
00:25:06,715 --> 00:25:10,552
and that he didn't really want
to share the stage with a no-name.
559
00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:14,473
So, I-- Yeah, I snapped.
560
00:25:14,473 --> 00:25:16,183
"You fucking pig."
561
00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:18,185
[struggling]
Let go of me, you fucking pig!
562
00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:19,436
[sighs]
563
00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:23,649
The last thing I said to him...
564
00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:27,444
before he collapsed. Ugh.
565
00:25:29,321 --> 00:25:30,822
But I was...
566
00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:34,743
far from the only person in that theater
who felt that way about him.
567
00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:37,246
He was an asshole to everybody.
568
00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:40,499
Even his [sighs]...
569
00:25:40,499 --> 00:25:44,044
kind-hearted brother.
570
00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:49,633
♪
571
00:25:49,633 --> 00:25:52,845
But I'm really sorry you didn't get
your opening night.
572
00:25:54,972 --> 00:25:57,224
Well, I'm sorry he was terrible to you.
573
00:25:59,101 --> 00:26:00,811
I adore you,
574
00:26:00,811 --> 00:26:02,771
Loretta Lucky Durkin,
575
00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:05,524
and everything about you.
576
00:26:05,524 --> 00:26:08,402
Apart from that pork chop.
I'll never forgive you for that.
577
00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:12,322
[both laugh, sigh]
578
00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:15,117
[quiet gasp]
579
00:26:15,826 --> 00:26:17,202
Here we are.
580
00:26:17,202 --> 00:26:20,205
This is why I brought you
out on the ferry!
581
00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:22,040
What?
582
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,834
Family tradition.
583
00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:27,045
When I was a girl,
whenever I lost a tooth,
584
00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:30,632
my mom would take me out
on the Mississippi River,
585
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,968
on the ferry boat and
586
00:26:32,968 --> 00:26:35,095
when we got underneath a bridge,
587
00:26:35,095 --> 00:26:38,140
we'd throw the tooth overboard
588
00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:39,474
and make a wish.
589
00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:41,727
The Tooth Fairy can swim?
590
00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:45,772
- It's--
- Tooth ferry.
591
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,357
- Tooth ferry!
- Yeah.
592
00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:50,736
- Okay, okay.
- I know, it's really corny.
593
00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:52,654
Oh, I-I'm a...
594
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:55,657
- big fan of corny.
- Well, here's your tooth.
595
00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:58,035
Right. Alright.
596
00:26:58,035 --> 00:27:01,288
♪
597
00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:01,955
[quiet splash]
598
00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:06,293
♪ vocalizing ♪
599
00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,086
What'd you wish for?
600
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:19,556
♪ gentle crescendo ♪
601
00:27:26,396 --> 00:27:29,399
♪ music fades ♪
602
00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:31,610
So who was he?
603
00:27:31,610 --> 00:27:34,738
That was-- Thank you.
That was Ben's private doctor.
604
00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:36,490
One of those, uh, celebrity concierge,
605
00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:38,617
anything-you-need
prescription-filler types.
606
00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:40,827
He's actually come to see Ben
a few times this past year.
607
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,663
Huh. You know what for?
608
00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:45,749
Uh, they never let me in the room.
I just know they call him Dr. C.
609
00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:48,001
Great, that's a perfect combination
610
00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:50,420
of mysterious and un-Googleable.
611
00:27:51,797 --> 00:27:54,007
But what was he talking
to Jonathan about?
612
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:57,052
And if Jonathan was
paying him for something--
613
00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:59,137
You are so cute when you theorize.
614
00:28:02,391 --> 00:28:03,892
We should get outta here.
615
00:28:10,774 --> 00:28:13,277
Hey! I'm sorry you missed Sazz.
616
00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:14,987
She asked me to give you
a playful punch on the arm,
617
00:28:14,987 --> 00:28:17,322
but I don't wanna do that.
How'd the tasting go?
618
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:18,949
I brought back 20 samples,
619
00:28:18,949 --> 00:28:21,743
so I wouldn't accidentally leave
a particular flavor behind
620
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,621
and have you give me
the third degree about it.
621
00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:26,081
Oh, about that.
622
00:28:26,081 --> 00:28:28,166
I-I'm sorry I gave you a hard time
about the lipstick.
623
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:32,045
[sighs]
624
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:34,256
I was backstage on opening night.
625
00:28:34,256 --> 00:28:35,632
Oh?
626
00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:37,843
Howard summoned me back there in a panic
627
00:28:37,843 --> 00:28:41,013
because Ben had a cosmetic emergency.
628
00:28:41,013 --> 00:28:44,141
I don't know, I guess
somebody hit him in the face,
629
00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:45,601
and left a big red mark,
630
00:28:45,601 --> 00:28:48,604
- and it needed covering, which I did.
- Oh, wow.
631
00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:52,065
I'm guessing that my lipstick fell out
of my clutch when I was back there.
632
00:28:55,611 --> 00:28:57,613
But I didn't write on his mirror
633
00:28:57,613 --> 00:29:00,449
because I didn't kill Ben, Charlie.
634
00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:03,368
Well, here's one I never told anyone.
635
00:29:03,368 --> 00:29:06,914
I may, uh... probably,
636
00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:09,374
have been the person who hit Ben.
637
00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:12,961
- [struggling]
- [screams] Let go of me, you fucking pig!
638
00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:14,171
What the hell's going on?
639
00:29:14,171 --> 00:29:16,256
- LORETTA: He attacked me!
- No, I didn't--
640
00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:18,550
We were rehearsing.
Stay out of it, fuckbag!
641
00:29:18,550 --> 00:29:19,551
CHARLES:
Hey!
642
00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:21,845
[Charles grunts]
[Loretta gasps]
643
00:29:21,845 --> 00:29:25,098
Wait, you hit Ben? The night he died?
644
00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:27,809
And yet, for some reason,
645
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:30,395
you've been thinking that
I could be the killer?
646
00:29:30,395 --> 00:29:31,855
Wh-- For how long?
647
00:29:31,855 --> 00:29:33,232
- Oh, not long at all.
- Oh.
648
00:29:33,232 --> 00:29:36,735
I mean, at first, I was like,
"Joy? My Joy? No way!"
649
00:29:36,735 --> 00:29:38,946
But then,
Oliver and Mabel weren't so sure.
650
00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:42,157
Wh-- You talked about this
with everyone else except me?
651
00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:45,035
And you still proposed thinking all this?
652
00:29:45,035 --> 00:29:47,829
[nervous laugh]
Well, you know, funny story.
653
00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:50,082
That was actually an accident.
654
00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:51,250
Accident?
655
00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:53,669
Well... [stammering]
656
00:29:53,669 --> 00:29:56,588
No. Not a-- I mean, it was, but then--
657
00:29:56,588 --> 00:29:58,632
You didn't mean to propose to me?
658
00:29:58,632 --> 00:30:00,384
No, I didn't.
659
00:30:00,384 --> 00:30:01,593
What?
660
00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:04,263
Wow. Okay.
661
00:30:04,263 --> 00:30:05,514
Gut punch.
662
00:30:05,514 --> 00:30:07,891
♪
663
00:30:07,891 --> 00:30:09,393
So...
664
00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:12,646
But...
665
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:18,151
Do you wanna marry me now?
666
00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:21,071
I do! And it was great
that you left me with Sazz
667
00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:24,157
because she did this thing
with the fish tank, and a quiz.
668
00:30:24,157 --> 00:30:26,827
And it was like, uh,
"Is Joy a nymphomaniac?"
669
00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:28,912
Do you hear yourself right now?
670
00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:33,125
I think of all the years of you
in my makeup chair, Charlie.
671
00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:34,376
Joking.
672
00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:37,796
Little winks in the mirror.
673
00:30:37,796 --> 00:30:39,965
That kick in your step when you hopped up,
674
00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:42,301
looking good to go to the set.
675
00:30:42,301 --> 00:30:45,679
I always thought we had
something special, Charlie!
676
00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:47,931
So I looked past all the stuff.
677
00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:50,100
Your ego, your self-absorption,
678
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:52,269
your psoriasis elbows.
679
00:30:52,269 --> 00:30:54,813
- You gave me a cream--
- It's not working!
680
00:30:55,397 --> 00:30:57,107
You know, Charlie,
681
00:30:57,107 --> 00:30:59,943
I've been trying to have an open dialogue
682
00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:01,945
about what we both want.
683
00:31:03,322 --> 00:31:06,325
But I'm kidding myself
to think you're really ready
684
00:31:06,325 --> 00:31:09,828
to open up to a woman as open as I am.
685
00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:12,706
I tried telling myself
you're gonna change,
686
00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:15,125
but I think it might be too late for you.
687
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,710
No.
688
00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:19,671
It's not too late
because I have realized
689
00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:21,882
you are Joy...
690
00:31:21,882 --> 00:31:23,675
and joy.
691
00:31:23,675 --> 00:31:26,053
And I can embrace both of you.
692
00:31:26,053 --> 00:31:28,180
And I want to, Joy.
693
00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:30,599
I do. I do.
694
00:31:30,599 --> 00:31:32,518
♪
695
00:31:35,896 --> 00:31:37,231
Embrace this.
696
00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:39,691
[plate clatters]
697
00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:42,819
The engagement's off.
698
00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:50,285
[door opens, slams shut]
699
00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:53,914
[door shuts]
[lights click]
700
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:58,710
Only two other men
have seen this before.
701
00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:00,712
♪
702
00:32:02,464 --> 00:32:04,800
TOBERT: I was pretty confident
going into tonight,
703
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,136
but I did not expect to get
all the way to the Murder Board.
704
00:32:08,679 --> 00:32:11,765
- Wow, really? [laughs]
- Due diligence.
705
00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:13,767
You really know how
to make a guy feel special.
706
00:32:14,726 --> 00:32:16,687
- May I?
- Uh, I...
707
00:32:16,687 --> 00:32:18,313
don't know.
I'm worried about your handwriting.
708
00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:19,523
You shouldn't be.
709
00:32:21,483 --> 00:32:22,484
MABEL: Well...
710
00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:23,652
♪
711
00:32:27,906 --> 00:32:30,576
Look at us.
Real-life Rizzoli and Isles over here.
712
00:32:31,743 --> 00:32:33,161
What are you doing?
713
00:32:33,161 --> 00:32:34,663
Following the lead.
714
00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:43,380
♪
715
00:32:47,342 --> 00:32:50,345
[distant siren]
716
00:32:53,223 --> 00:32:56,685
I may not be good at dinner...
717
00:32:56,685 --> 00:33:00,397
But you excel at dessert.
[soft laugh]
718
00:33:03,901 --> 00:33:05,611
♪
719
00:33:05,611 --> 00:33:07,112
[both moan softly]
720
00:33:07,112 --> 00:33:09,823
Shall I draw us a bath?
721
00:33:10,365 --> 00:33:12,367
- OLIVER: You have one in here?
- Well, it's...
722
00:33:13,327 --> 00:33:16,455
more of a glorified barrel.
[both laugh]
723
00:33:16,455 --> 00:33:18,165
OLIVER:
Sounds cozy-wozy.
724
00:33:18,165 --> 00:33:21,168
[Loretta sighs, groans]
725
00:33:25,047 --> 00:33:27,549
[bathroom door opens, shuts]
726
00:33:28,675 --> 00:33:30,677
[water runs]
727
00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:33,680
♪
728
00:33:39,478 --> 00:33:41,980
JOY: I will say
one other thing about love.
729
00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:44,274
There are times
730
00:33:44,274 --> 00:33:47,528
when you've been totally blinded
731
00:33:47,528 --> 00:33:50,531
by the mirage of your own desires.
732
00:33:50,531 --> 00:33:51,949
Hm.
733
00:33:55,953 --> 00:33:58,956
♪ vocalizing ♪
734
00:34:11,218 --> 00:34:14,888
JOY: And when the truth
of who you gave your heart to,
735
00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:17,599
of who they really are
736
00:34:17,599 --> 00:34:20,727
is suddenly staring you right in the face?
737
00:34:20,727 --> 00:34:22,479
♪
738
00:34:22,479 --> 00:34:25,899
It might be a sign that things
just aren't meant to be.
739
00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:28,235
Or worse.
740
00:34:29,444 --> 00:34:33,073
♪
741
00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:39,997
LORETTA:
Oliver?
742
00:34:39,997 --> 00:34:42,583
[water running]
743
00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:44,835
I'm waiting...
744
00:34:46,587 --> 00:34:49,590
♪ gentle piano melody playing ♪
745
00:34:49,590 --> 00:34:51,592
♪