1 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,636 Hi! 2 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,985 Hey!ALICE: Sorry I'm late. 3 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:41,944 No!ALICE: Rude. 4 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:43,946 I'm so sorry.No, it's fine. 5 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:45,817 It's fine.WAITER: Ladies. 6 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:48,080 Hey.Hey. 7 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,473 Um, we'll have 8 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:51,475 a bottle of the chardonnay 9 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:52,911 and three glasses, please. 10 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:54,739 Sure.ALICE: Oh, no. Actually, 11 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:55,914 a vodka soda for me, thank you. 12 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,268 Uh, the waiter's in love with you. 13 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,488 I mean, I really feel like he does not know 14 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,621 the definition of the word "boundaries." 15 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:09,014 Yeah, because he sent you, like, 14 dick pics. 16 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:12,496 Oh, and... he waxes. 17 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:13,932 Wow.SOPHIE: Yeah. 18 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:15,847 No!Like, the whole... 19 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:18,110 Really? But why? 20 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:19,460 I don't know. 21 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:23,377 Oh. Alice's guy from the swim team? 22 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:25,117 Okay, we don't have to talk about Dolphin Dave. 23 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:27,816 I want to have a nice night, thank you very much. 24 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,818 Like, I don't think that shaving his body hair was 25 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,472 gonna make the difference between Olympic trials 26 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:32,473 or not. 27 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,605 Oh, God. 28 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:36,694 Sorry. 29 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:39,262 Okay.Thank you. 30 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:41,221 Oh, thank you!You're very welcome. 31 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:42,874 Sophie. 32 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:44,180 The bottle. 33 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:49,098 And vodka soda. 34 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:50,665 Oh. 35 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:52,797 Yeah, you're welcome. 36 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,495 He's obsessed with you.Sophie, stop. 37 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:55,931 You don't see it? Don't tell me you don't see it. 38 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:57,498 I have a boyfriend. 39 00:03:57,541 --> 00:03:58,977 Sophie, leave her alone. 40 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:00,675 Yes, thank you. 41 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,504 Sorry, it's just Simon. 42 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:05,897 Um, actually, he has a gallery opening on Friday, 43 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:08,335 he wanted me to invite both of you guys.Oh! 44 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:09,858 That'd be great. That... Yeah. Yeah? 45 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:10,902 Yeah? 46 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:12,817 Yeah, definitely. 47 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:14,254 I just know there's, like... 48 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,604 collectors coming and so he was saying 49 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:18,258 how much he would love to introduce you. 50 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:21,870 Well, I'm not really working in traditional media anymore. 51 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:23,959 Oh. That's amazing, that's awesome. 52 00:04:24,002 --> 00:04:25,439 It's new, we'll see. 53 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:27,832 Yeah. Uh... 54 00:04:27,876 --> 00:04:29,356 Well, cheers. 55 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:30,879 Cheers. 56 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:32,794 Good to see you.You too. 57 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,993 Okay, so, for my birthday...Yes. 58 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:00,952 No. No, no. Your 30th. 59 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:02,911 We were thinking the three of us could go 60 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,216 to my parents' house up north. 61 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:07,394 Don't worry, Don and Sylvie are in Florida, 62 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:09,570 so they will not be gate-crashing the party. 63 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:11,659 Okay.You're gonna come, right? 64 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:14,226 You gotta come, it's gonna be fun. And I demand it. 65 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:15,619 I will definitely see. 66 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:18,535 Oh.I should just go soon. 67 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:34,508 Hello? 68 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:28,257 Oh, my God! 69 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,345 Oh, my God! 70 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,520 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 71 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:32,479 I didn't think you'd be so jumpy. 72 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:36,918 How was your night? 73 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,139 I liked your picture. 74 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,579 Just one, huh?We were at dinner! 75 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:54,457 Well, we're home now. 76 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:45,290 Oh, you must be feeling bad this morning. 77 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:50,992 Feeling bad? 78 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:52,994 I'm feeling good, but I didn't 79 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:54,125 go hard on the cocktails last night. 80 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,736 I did not go... 81 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:57,955 Never just a quiet night with them two, is it? 82 00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:59,479 No. 83 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:01,655 Do you want a cardamom bun 84 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:03,700 or a Danish? 85 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:05,963 I thought we were cutting back on sugar. 86 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:07,312 Well, we are, but, you know, 87 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,618 we're good all through the week, 88 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:09,706 we can treat ourselves every once in a while, 89 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:10,838 can't we? 90 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,230 Okay, whatever looks good. 91 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:23,067 Excuse me, can I just get two coffees... 92 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:29,770 Yeah, it just came up. 93 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:32,076 Just came up. 94 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,208 Just came up. 95 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,646 Do you remember that sales thing? 96 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:38,343 Well, I think it'd be bad if I missed it. 97 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:41,042 Oh, so Colleen texted me. 98 00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:44,785 Okay. Good to see you, take care, bye! 99 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,047 Yeah, it just came up. 100 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:48,397 They never remember me in there. 101 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,616 Like, I come in here every week, 102 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:51,139 it wouldn't kill them to say hello. 103 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,532 They're so weird in there. 104 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:55,404 Okay, what do you want? 105 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,275 Danish looks all right. 106 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:58,581 It looks like fresh out of the oven. 107 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:02,629 Oh, so Colleen texted me 108 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,065 this morning about that sales thing, 109 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:06,328 Do you remember this thing I told you about? 110 00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:08,809 Well, anyway, it turns out now they do need me to go. 111 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,375 Why? 112 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:12,203 Just, I came up, I guess. 113 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:15,206 I mean, it's gonna be boring, you know? 114 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,425 A trip to Minneapolis, 115 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:18,079 but I think it'd be bad if I missed it. 116 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:20,908 I guess you just give me the impression 117 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:22,518 that you didn't really care about that job. 118 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,390 I think you can do better than that. 119 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,316 A blank canvas can be intimidating. 120 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,491 How do you get started? 121 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,624 Uh, experimentation, you know. 122 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:42,886 Well, you know, I try to be free with it. 123 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,932 I just... I'm boring myself. 124 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:47,369 I show everything to Alice at a very early stage. 125 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,198 Oh, I'll be right back. 126 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:55,116 Hi!Oh, my God. 127 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,033 Oh, God, I feel like a potato. 128 00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:00,121 You couldn't be a potato. 129 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,252 You look nice, though. 130 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:02,950 Oh, yeah. Simon got it for me. 131 00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:04,125 It's expensive. 132 00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,258 Uh, where's Tess, I thought you were gonna come together? 133 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:09,565 Um, so, she's... 134 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,958 Okay, she's not coming. 135 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:13,700 It's just... yeah, she said she would, 136 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:14,918 so I put her on the list, and I...I know. 137 00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:16,267 Please don't be mad at her.No, I'm... 138 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,834 It's fine, it's fine.You know what she's like 139 00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,357 when it comes to work stuff.I know. 140 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,272 She gets all in her head and... 141 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:22,534 you know. I'm sorry. 142 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:24,014 It's fine.Hey! 143 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,755 Hi, Sophie.Hi! 144 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,670 Thank you! Oh, my God, I need this. 145 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,280 You learn pretty quick 146 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,804 that the non-profit world, 147 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:33,545 it attracts nearly as many narcissists and sociopaths 148 00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:36,287 as, like, the corporate sector does, so... 149 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,594 Well, I think that what you do is amazing. 150 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,856 I do, I do. I think it's incredible. 151 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,597 It's like a million times more important 152 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,946 than any of this, but...Oh, my God. 153 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,034 Thanks for coming anyway. 154 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,993 Stop it, this is amazing. 155 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,777 Congratulations.Thank you. 156 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:50,127 Thank you for inviting me. 157 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,607 I hope it's a huge success. 158 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,739 I'm so glad you could make it, 159 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:53,957 it's great to see you. 160 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:01,791 Thank you. 161 00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:22,464 Hey! 162 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:23,595 Mmm. 163 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,425 Mini pork bun?Oh, I'm fine. 164 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:28,818 You sure?I'm fine. 165 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:29,906 Alice, Uber's here.I'm sorry we didn't 166 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,255 get to hang out all night.It's okay. 167 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,300 It's a big night for him. 168 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,694 So, 169 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,043 you are gonna come to the cottage, right?I promise, I promise. 170 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,740 Alice!I'll see you tomorrow, 171 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:38,915 good night. I love you.Come on. 172 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,700 Let's go!Goodnight. Love you, too. 173 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,143 It was a complete fucking train wreck. 174 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,405 No one even showed up. 175 00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:56,019 There were, like, a hundred people there. 176 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:57,760 I'm talking about important people. 177 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,286 You still don't understand this business. 178 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,635 it's cutthroat. 179 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:04,636 If people aren't coming to your shows, 180 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,899 it's because you're washed up. 181 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,424 You have to be the best 182 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:11,600 or you're nothing. 183 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,863 You are the best. 184 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:18,650 You are to me. 185 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,092 Oh, my love. I wish you could see what I see. 186 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,445 My perfectionist. 187 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,491 You're so brilliant. 188 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,146 You're amazing. 189 00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:39,759 Hey. 190 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,378 SIMON: Hmm. 191 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,848 Hey! Thank you. 192 00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:59,490 ♪ You're like a bomb 193 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:03,364 ♪ And I'll never be the same 194 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:06,846 ♪ My heart just blown away 195 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:10,240 ♪ In the middle of the day 196 00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,504 ♪ You're like a bomb 197 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,626 Sophie, um, can you pull over? 198 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,150 You okay? 199 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,287 Fuck. Sorry, guys. 200 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:58,593 SOPHIE: You okay?Yeah. 201 00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,075 SOPHIE: Oh, God. Oh, no. 202 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,207 I shouldn't have looked at my phone, it's my bad. 203 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,905 You're all right. 204 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:12,694 All right.TESS: I want birthday pancakes 205 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:13,782 with real syrup.SOPHIE: Okay. 206 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,523 Then leave the fake stuff. 207 00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,307 We got maple syrup right here. 208 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,569 All right.SOPHIE: Okay. 209 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,093 You want chocolate chip pancakes? 210 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,921 Of course you do. Okay. 211 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:25,185 Two. And s'mores. 212 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,491 Ooh, S'mores! Good idea. 213 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:28,797 Okay. 214 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,760 I think it's just crazy. 215 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,632 You can't let a girl like that wander around 216 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,199 doing whatever she wants. 217 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,853 I mean, of course, she's gone missing. 218 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,855 Parents have no rules anymore. 219 00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,857 My kids know exactly 220 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,207 what kind of hell there'd be to pay 221 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,383 if I caught them sneaking around like that. 222 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:52,081 I mean, why would she put herself in that situation? 223 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,401 Shotgun. 224 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,956 What's a yoga bro? 225 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,307 You know, it's those super muscular guys 226 00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,396 that have to grunt their way into every pose. 227 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,833 It's totally performative.SOPHIE: Right. 228 00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,009 And they have to fight their way 229 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,184 to the front of the class 230 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,447 so everybody can see their balls hanging. 231 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,368 SOPHIE: All right. 232 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,025 Thank you. 233 00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:10,290 Oh, your dad finally fixed the screen door. 234 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,727 Yeah, he did it when he opened up. 235 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,555 Got it.SOPHIE: Thank you. 236 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,426 Okay. 237 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,341 All right. You can put that there. 238 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,605 And then through here. 239 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,131 Okay, Tess, you're in my brother's room. 240 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,220 Alice, you're in my room at the end. 241 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,569 Great.SOPHIE: Yeah. 242 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:34,009 Hmm.SOPHIE: Remember these? 243 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,663 I love how your mom never changes 244 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:38,448 anything about this place. 245 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,968 All right. 246 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:21,622 Thank you. 247 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,390 You're right. 248 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,348 Why... Why... Why have I stopped 249 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,915 having sleep orgasms? 250 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,090 That's normal for you? 251 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,352 In your sleep to... 252 00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,485 I like a free orgasm. 253 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,097 Me, too. Oh, my God. 254 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,533 Wouldn't have to put in any work. 255 00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,190 I had a sex dream the other night. 256 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,322 Oh? 257 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,280 No. I mean, it was bad. 258 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:12,586 Oh.It was... 259 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,892 It was with the, um... 260 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,981 the waiter from the wine bar. 261 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,766 He's hot.Ugh. 262 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,507 Like, I shouldn't be having 263 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:23,074 sex dreams about someone else when I'm with Simon. 264 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,034 Oof. Who told you that? 265 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,820 No one, that's just how I feel. 266 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,831 Um, I'll clear... 267 00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,322 Alice. 268 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:57,370 Alice. 269 00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:00,938 Alice! 270 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:03,854 Look at me. 271 00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:06,814 You don't want me? 272 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,557 I'm just tired. Listen. 273 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,472 If you don't want to fuck me, you don't want to fuck me. 274 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,908 Alice. 275 00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:14,952 SOPHIE: Alice? 276 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,607 Will you come join us? 277 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:20,654 Sure. 278 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:32,753 I don't know, I mean... I don't... 279 00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:21,905 Hey, everyone, you are listening toHurdle. 280 00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:25,256 I am so, so excited to bring you today's episode 281 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,825 because I am chatting with my dear friend... 282 00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:30,610 ...core values, and we're living 283 00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:32,829 and breathing them every day in our lives. 284 00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:35,397 That's what makes us feel most fulfilled. Right. 285 00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:36,964 So if you can begin your day like that, 286 00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:38,444 so it's not own your morning, 287 00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:41,011 a.k.a., like, do as much as possible within, 288 00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:42,578 like, a three-hour time span 289 00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:44,580 starting at 4:00 a.m. Correct. 290 00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:45,929 But they're owning your morning 291 00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:47,583 by giving you and yourself, 292 00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:49,455 and your mental health, and your soul what it needs. 293 00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:21,617 Hi there. 294 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:28,232 Have you seen this girl? Andrea Evans. 295 00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:30,452 No, uh, we just got here yesterday. 296 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:32,411 I'm sorry I can't be more helpful. 297 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:33,977 You keep that, 298 00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:35,892 there's a hotline you can call if you've seen anything. 299 00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:38,199 Search parties leave at 8:00 every morning from the church, 300 00:23:38,242 --> 00:23:39,679 if you could spare the time. 301 00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:42,159 Yeah, okay. 302 00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:44,684 Uh, thank you. Or, good luck. 303 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,555 Take care. 304 00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:54,824 Double word score. 305 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:58,349 Wow. "Door." Wow, well done. 306 00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:02,571 You are making this too easy. 307 00:24:02,615 --> 00:24:04,355 My turn. All right. 308 00:24:04,399 --> 00:24:05,400 All right. That was rude. 309 00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:08,490 You really did it. 310 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:10,971 SOPHIE: Don't be mad. 311 00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:14,191 What? No.SOPHIE: Yes! 312 00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:16,019 Hey, Gossip Girl, we need a second opinion. 313 00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:19,153 Uh, what is it? 314 00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:20,459 "Quakey." 315 00:24:22,069 --> 00:24:24,637 Uh, maybe. 316 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,291 We'll take that as a yes, so that is 317 00:24:27,335 --> 00:24:28,989 twenty-one, double word score. 318 00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:30,730 Wait, why Gossip Girl? 319 00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:32,949 I don't know, the phone, the hair. 320 00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:40,261 You are aware that popular culture has evolved 321 00:24:40,304 --> 00:24:42,437 over the last decade.TESS: And? 322 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,832 Maybe your references are getting a little bit stale. 323 00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:47,616 Yeah?TESS: Mm-hmm. 324 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:48,922 A reboot? With who? 325 00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:43,846 Hey. 326 00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:53,508 Um... 327 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,728 so I think I'm gonna have to leave early. 328 00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:58,078 I know, it's just, work is 329 00:25:58,121 --> 00:25:59,470 really intense right now. 330 00:25:59,514 --> 00:26:02,343 Seriously? We're here for my birthday. 331 00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:05,041 I... Yeah, I... Sorry, I... 332 00:26:06,477 --> 00:26:08,044 I don't really expect you to understand. 333 00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:09,611 You're right, I don't understand. 334 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:11,004 I was under the impressionthat we took the week off 335 00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:12,353 so that we could spend it together. 336 00:26:12,396 --> 00:26:13,659 What are you taking the week off from? 337 00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:19,012 I'm sorry, does my work not count 338 00:26:19,055 --> 00:26:20,361 because I don't get paid for it? 339 00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:22,406 SOPHIE: Of course, your work counts, Tess. 340 00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:24,060 Your work is amazing. 341 00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:26,846 Sophie, that's not 342 00:26:26,889 --> 00:26:28,238 what we're talking about right now. 343 00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:54,047 Hey.Hello. 344 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,006 Guess what I brought? 345 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:58,660 What? 346 00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:00,531 Fireworks for Tess' birthday. 347 00:27:00,575 --> 00:27:02,621 It's a surprise so don't say anything. 348 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,318 Why are you doing all this for her? 349 00:27:05,754 --> 00:27:07,974 I think you should cut her some slack. 350 00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:10,803 This is a... 351 00:27:10,846 --> 00:27:13,327 It's a milestone of a birthday, 352 00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:15,808 and I think that she is a little nervous 353 00:27:15,851 --> 00:27:19,420 'cause... she thinks that she should be further along. 354 00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:23,685 I think she would expect 355 00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:25,295 to be at Simon's level right now, 356 00:27:25,339 --> 00:27:26,601 not that she would admit that. 357 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:30,649 Anyway, 358 00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,303 I thought we could have a picnic 359 00:27:33,347 --> 00:27:35,262 at that little island across the lake. 360 00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:38,657 Yeah, I don't want to be in a boat with her right now. 361 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,136 Stop it, it'll be fun. 362 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:41,921 Sophie, I'm serious. 363 00:27:43,531 --> 00:27:44,575 Maybe this is 364 00:27:44,619 --> 00:27:45,838 just about our friendship not being 365 00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:47,709 what it used to be.Whose friendship? 366 00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:50,103 Mine and Tess'. 367 00:27:54,629 --> 00:27:56,326 I don't think you're being fair. 368 00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:01,418 Anyway, 369 00:28:01,462 --> 00:28:04,683 we all think our worst thoughts at night. 370 00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:07,642 You will not think this way in the morning. 371 00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:22,701 Andrea! 372 00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:26,835 Andrea! 373 00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:32,362 Andrea! 374 00:28:32,406 --> 00:28:35,322 I haven't let the girls leave the house in days. 375 00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:36,889 They're on the verge of mutiny. 376 00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:42,068 If she's hurt, it's probably someone she knows. 377 00:28:49,423 --> 00:28:50,729 Andrea! 378 00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:55,168 Andrea! 379 00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:57,910 Listen, forget about the history. 380 00:28:57,953 --> 00:28:59,607 We talked about this over and over. 381 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:02,262 You've told me you can't be your real self around them. 382 00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:04,307 When you've seen them, do you have a good time or not? 383 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,093 Why do you put yourself through this? 384 00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:08,747 Do you feel better or worse? 385 00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,792 And I think you already know what you have to do. 386 00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:12,576 And there is a really easy solution, 387 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:15,666 you don't need them in your life anymore. 388 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,320 It's tough, I know it's tough. 389 00:29:17,364 --> 00:29:20,106 Part of growing up is knowing when to let go. 390 00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:28,375 Hey, you missed a really fun day. 391 00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:29,985 Hey, where were you? 392 00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:31,595 I went out with one of the search parties. 393 00:29:31,639 --> 00:29:33,510 Hmm. Did you find her? 394 00:29:35,034 --> 00:29:36,775 No. 395 00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:39,865 So, definitely worth missing spending the day with us, then. 396 00:29:39,908 --> 00:29:41,214 All right, I need some help at the wood shed, 397 00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:42,563 can you help me out?Mm-hmm. 398 00:29:42,606 --> 00:29:43,782 SOPHIE: Thank you. 399 00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:49,788 Fuck me! 400 00:29:52,181 --> 00:29:54,357 Okay, lesson number one. 401 00:29:54,401 --> 00:29:55,837 This is a maul. 402 00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:57,883 I never want to hear you call it an ax, okay? 403 00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:01,582 So look for the natural splits in the wood, 404 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,236 get your distance. 405 00:30:04,454 --> 00:30:06,195 Feet like so.Okay. 406 00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:08,371 And when you swing, 407 00:30:08,415 --> 00:30:09,677 you want this hand to fall in line 408 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,461 with this hand. So, like... 409 00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:14,334 Okay. 410 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:15,683 Got it?Yeah. 411 00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:19,730 Wow. You're good.Well, 412 00:30:19,774 --> 00:30:21,341 that was hardly anything. 413 00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:22,429 Okay. 414 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,520 Nice. 415 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,401 Shit. 416 00:30:39,489 --> 00:30:41,491 Alice? I think we have enough. 417 00:30:41,535 --> 00:30:42,797 No, it's fine. 418 00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:52,851 Yeah. 419 00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:54,026 Thanks. 420 00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:11,521 You just pretend to be this meek little victim. 421 00:31:11,565 --> 00:31:13,349 You sit there with this placid look on your face. 422 00:31:13,393 --> 00:31:15,003 I'm here trying to get through to you, 423 00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:18,441 I'm actually asking you to do something. 424 00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:20,443 This is exactly what you do. This is exactly what you do. 425 00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:22,402 I'm tired... 426 00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:24,099 of carrying you. 427 00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:05,532 ♪ You say 428 00:32:08,578 --> 00:32:11,451 ♪ I only hear what I want to 429 00:32:19,111 --> 00:32:20,721 ♪ You say 430 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,160 ♪ I talk so all the time 431 00:32:26,422 --> 00:32:28,033 ♪ So 432 00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:36,345 ♪ And I thought what I felt was simple 433 00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:39,740 ♪ And I thought that I don't belong 434 00:32:39,783 --> 00:32:43,178 ♪ And now that I am leaving 435 00:32:43,222 --> 00:32:45,702 ♪ I thought that I did something wrong 436 00:32:45,746 --> 00:32:47,748 ♪ 'Cause I missed you 437 00:32:49,793 --> 00:32:52,535 ♪ Yeah, yeah 438 00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:58,019 Alice. 439 00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:00,674 Come on. 440 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:03,633 Come on. 441 00:33:04,504 --> 00:33:06,332 Come on.No, I don't want to. 442 00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:11,206 All right. 443 00:33:15,906 --> 00:33:16,995 Okay. 444 00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:21,825 Hey. 445 00:33:23,523 --> 00:33:24,741 I want you. 446 00:33:33,576 --> 00:33:37,624 Whoo! All right! Come on, Sophie! 447 00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:39,278 Tess!TESS: 448 00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:41,802 Good morning!SOPHIE: Tess. 449 00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:43,412 And then what happens to your body, 450 00:33:43,456 --> 00:33:44,761 it goes into starvation mode 451 00:33:44,805 --> 00:33:47,112 and you feel compelled to eat... 452 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:49,114 But, like... like, a super a lot. 453 00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:50,245 Super a lot, got it. 454 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,923 You're gonna give us diabetes. 455 00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:18,099 I'm making cinnamon rolls, 456 00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:19,883 I can't do it without sugar. 457 00:34:19,927 --> 00:34:21,624 You know it's more addictive than cocaine, right? 458 00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:23,496 Yeah, obviously. 459 00:34:23,539 --> 00:34:25,280 Cocaine isn't even that good. 460 00:34:28,414 --> 00:34:30,416 You know, I remember a time 461 00:34:30,459 --> 00:34:32,809 when you used to like sugar. 462 00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,115 Yeah. 463 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:35,638 There's just all this research now 464 00:34:35,682 --> 00:34:37,814 on how it, like, corrodes your organs and stuff, so. 465 00:34:38,815 --> 00:34:39,816 Hmm. 466 00:34:41,296 --> 00:34:42,254 What? 467 00:34:44,778 --> 00:34:47,172 I... 468 00:34:47,215 --> 00:34:49,870 I just know what disordered eating looks like. 469 00:35:01,795 --> 00:35:03,666 Is this better?Alice, what are you doing? 470 00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:06,234 I mean, if you think I should have more, I can just keep going. 471 00:35:06,278 --> 00:35:07,975 Stop! Alice, stop!Is something wrong? 472 00:35:08,018 --> 00:35:09,846 I'm fine! I'm fine!Stop, Alice! 473 00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:22,729 Hey, baby. 474 00:35:24,861 --> 00:35:26,559 Yeah, no, I can hear you. 475 00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:28,126 What's going on? 476 00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:30,563 I have no idea. 477 00:35:32,347 --> 00:35:33,522 ...your friends, 478 00:35:33,566 --> 00:35:36,090 and that you're actually at a cottage. 479 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,136 So you... you lied to me. 480 00:35:38,832 --> 00:35:39,920 Yeah. 481 00:35:42,662 --> 00:35:43,750 No, I know. 482 00:35:43,793 --> 00:35:46,144 This is just classic bullshit. 483 00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:48,189 Like, why would you tell me 484 00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:49,582 that you're going on a road trip when you... 485 00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:51,932 I don't know why. I know. 486 00:35:59,069 --> 00:36:00,070 Yeah. 487 00:36:01,463 --> 00:36:02,769 Yeah, okay. 488 00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:05,337 Yeah, I love you. 489 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:09,254 Who was that? 490 00:36:09,297 --> 00:36:12,474 Uh, just Simon. He needs me. 491 00:36:12,518 --> 00:36:14,128 What? Why?You're kidding. 492 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,956 No.What, he can't figure out 493 00:36:15,999 --> 00:36:17,566 how to turn the dishwasher on? 494 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,742 When did he become more important to you than us? 495 00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:21,091 Jesus Christ, Tess! 496 00:36:21,135 --> 00:36:22,745 Not everything's about you. 497 00:36:22,789 --> 00:36:24,443 Me? Are you serious? 498 00:36:30,710 --> 00:36:32,668 I can't believe she's talking about leaving. 499 00:36:32,712 --> 00:36:34,017 Yeah. 500 00:36:34,061 --> 00:36:35,715 She could have stayed for my birthday. 501 00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:37,760 It's... frustrating. 502 00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:39,371 We're having a good time, right? 503 00:36:41,373 --> 00:36:42,983 When did she become such a flake. 504 00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:46,856 I love you, Alice. 505 00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:39,082 Did you take my stuff? 506 00:37:40,693 --> 00:37:42,782 Cinnamon bun?Tess. 507 00:37:43,304 --> 00:37:44,740 What stuff? 508 00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:46,089 My phone and my wallet. I know you have them, come on. 509 00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,874 Why would I take your phone and your wallet? 510 00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:50,093 You know why.I want to hear you say it. 511 00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:53,836 Sophie went to the store and... 512 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,882 hm, you and I need some alone time. 513 00:37:55,925 --> 00:37:58,145 That's the last thing that we need, man. 514 00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:05,370 Okay, come on. You know me better than that. 515 00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:11,985 I'll never forgive you, just so you know. 516 00:38:13,465 --> 00:38:14,596 I'll tell you where they are 517 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,207 if you come out on the paddle board. 518 00:38:17,251 --> 00:38:18,948 Oh, my God. 519 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,489 Should we play a game?ALICE: Like what? 520 00:38:37,532 --> 00:38:39,447 Stand up.Why? 521 00:38:39,491 --> 00:38:40,840 Come on, it'll be fun. 522 00:38:51,241 --> 00:38:52,895 Come on, fight back. 523 00:38:54,636 --> 00:38:56,246 Come on! 524 00:38:57,465 --> 00:38:58,727 Christ, Tess. 525 00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:10,913 Ugh! 526 00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:12,219 What is wrong with you? 527 00:39:12,262 --> 00:39:13,481 I didn't think you were gonna fall in. 528 00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:14,917 You were sitting down. 529 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,356 Can you help? 530 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,013 Yeah, it's freezing! 531 00:39:36,678 --> 00:39:37,853 What? 532 00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:41,727 What?My earring! 533 00:39:42,554 --> 00:39:44,294 Fuck!Well, it's gone now. 534 00:39:44,338 --> 00:39:45,948 Simon gave me those earrings. 535 00:40:02,138 --> 00:40:03,226 What are you doing? 536 00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:05,359 It's like 30 feet deep here. 537 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,752 You can't see shit down there. 538 00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:10,495 Alice! 539 00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:12,061 Stop it. 540 00:40:14,281 --> 00:40:15,543 Alice! 541 00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:19,025 Alice! 542 00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:23,072 What are you doing? 543 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:27,120 I can't... I can't... 544 00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:28,251 I can't...Can't what? 545 00:40:28,295 --> 00:40:29,818 I can't do another thing wrong. 546 00:40:29,862 --> 00:40:31,690 Fuck.Alice. 547 00:40:31,733 --> 00:40:33,169 I can't do another thing wrong. 548 00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:35,737 Alice, what does that even mean? 549 00:40:35,781 --> 00:40:38,392 No, I lied to him. He doesn't even know that I'm here. 550 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,742 What?I mean, he does now. 551 00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:42,744 He called. 552 00:40:42,788 --> 00:40:44,442 Well, why did you lie to him? 553 00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:48,446 Because I'm bad. 554 00:40:48,489 --> 00:40:49,664 What? 555 00:40:55,627 --> 00:40:57,759 He wouldn't love me if he knew how bad I am. 556 00:41:01,807 --> 00:41:03,765 Jesus, is that something that he tells you? 557 00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:12,295 You're such a fucking cunt sometimes. 558 00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:15,473 TESS: Alice? 559 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,649 Alice? 560 00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:22,915 Alice, is it?No! Just... no. 561 00:41:35,405 --> 00:41:36,537 Hey. 562 00:41:38,713 --> 00:41:40,759 Why do you let him pull this shit with you? 563 00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:43,849 He's not... He's not pulling anything. 564 00:41:43,892 --> 00:41:45,720 I lied to him, he has every right to be angry. 565 00:41:45,764 --> 00:41:47,287 You lied? About what? 566 00:41:47,330 --> 00:41:50,203 Just... about being here. 567 00:41:50,246 --> 00:41:51,900 Alice, you can't tell 568 00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:53,598 your supposed life partner 569 00:41:53,641 --> 00:41:55,164 that you're going to go on a trip with your best friends 570 00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:57,297 and somehow that's your fault. 571 00:41:57,340 --> 00:41:59,821 I can't think of a bigger red flag than that.ALICE: It's not... 572 00:41:59,865 --> 00:42:01,431 Hey, can we just approach this 573 00:42:01,475 --> 00:42:02,824 without judgment? 574 00:42:02,868 --> 00:42:04,304 Are you seriously telling me that you have 575 00:42:04,347 --> 00:42:05,697 no opinions about this? 576 00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:07,873 Of course I do, but Alice is a grown woman. 577 00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:09,439 Yes! And I don't know how any of this is 578 00:42:09,483 --> 00:42:10,876 your business.When you're friends 579 00:42:10,919 --> 00:42:12,094 with somebody, it means you care 580 00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:13,269 about the other person. 581 00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:15,054 But I guess that's a concept 582 00:42:15,097 --> 00:42:16,708 Simon managed to erase from your brain 583 00:42:16,751 --> 00:42:18,623 along with the rest of your personality.Tess, stop it. 584 00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,059 Maybe this is my personality 585 00:42:20,102 --> 00:42:21,495 and I'm changing, 586 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,192 and you're the shitty friend for not, like, 587 00:42:23,236 --> 00:42:25,238 letting me change. We're not all content 588 00:42:25,281 --> 00:42:27,675 to, like, flip between projects. 589 00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,459 Some of us have real adult lives. 590 00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:31,853 Fucking a 40-year-old does not make you an adult. 591 00:42:31,897 --> 00:42:33,028 He's 37. 592 00:42:33,072 --> 00:42:34,813 Yeah, he's a fucking clown. 593 00:42:34,856 --> 00:42:37,032 And he's got this stupid, smarmy accent 594 00:42:37,076 --> 00:42:38,468 and his art is... 595 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,429 self-indulgent, derivative garbage. 596 00:42:42,472 --> 00:42:45,171 You're just jealous because he's successful and you're... 597 00:42:51,307 --> 00:42:52,526 I'm what? 598 00:42:53,745 --> 00:42:56,095 Simon loves me. I'm happy. 599 00:42:58,532 --> 00:42:59,838 Is this what you think love is? 600 00:42:59,881 --> 00:43:01,448 What would you know? You've never been 601 00:43:01,491 --> 00:43:03,319 in a serious relationship. 602 00:43:03,363 --> 00:43:06,148 Romantic love isn't the only kind of love. 603 00:43:06,192 --> 00:43:07,889 Only boring people think that. 604 00:43:07,933 --> 00:43:10,457 Okay, cool. I guess I'm boring then. 605 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:11,850 Well, I mean, if the shoe fits. I didn't say it. 606 00:43:11,893 --> 00:43:13,155 God, I can't stand you right now! 607 00:43:13,199 --> 00:43:14,156 I can't stand you right now! 608 00:43:46,275 --> 00:43:52,412 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 609 00:44:10,778 --> 00:44:12,345 Alice? 610 00:44:12,388 --> 00:44:14,216 Please, please go away. Please go away. Please go away. 611 00:44:15,087 --> 00:44:16,218 Please go. 612 00:44:17,698 --> 00:44:19,439 Please go. 613 00:44:19,482 --> 00:44:21,571 Alice?Please go away, please! 614 00:45:32,251 --> 00:45:33,731 Andrea! 615 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:38,257 Andrea! 616 00:46:46,499 --> 00:46:47,805 Hello? 617 00:46:58,119 --> 00:46:59,338 Andrea? 618 00:49:22,176 --> 00:49:24,309 I'm assuming you don't care that I was worried. 619 00:49:33,318 --> 00:49:34,406 Can I come in? 620 00:49:36,147 --> 00:49:37,322 I guess. 621 00:49:53,816 --> 00:49:55,601 I made you a sandwich in case you're hungry 622 00:49:55,644 --> 00:49:56,994 but don't want to admit it. 623 00:50:01,650 --> 00:50:02,869 Thank you. 624 00:50:15,229 --> 00:50:17,014 Sophie's gone looking for you. 625 00:50:17,057 --> 00:50:18,537 I think she's pissed at us. 626 00:50:24,412 --> 00:50:25,892 I'm sorry that I made you worry. 627 00:50:28,764 --> 00:50:29,896 You good? 628 00:50:35,336 --> 00:50:36,729 I don't want to go home. 629 00:50:41,255 --> 00:50:42,387 Then we'll stay. 630 00:51:21,861 --> 00:51:23,123 Sophie back yet? 631 00:51:24,168 --> 00:51:25,125 No. 632 00:51:27,519 --> 00:51:29,086 This ax is a piece of shit. 633 00:51:30,130 --> 00:51:31,523 That's actually a maul. 634 00:51:31,566 --> 00:51:32,654 Ugh, great. 635 00:51:34,352 --> 00:51:35,440 Thank you for that. 636 00:51:38,312 --> 00:51:39,618 "She felt very young, 637 00:51:39,661 --> 00:51:42,229 "and at the same time unspeakably aged. 638 00:51:42,273 --> 00:51:44,971 "She sliced like a knife through everything. 639 00:51:45,014 --> 00:51:48,453 "She had a perpetual sense of being out, out, 640 00:51:48,496 --> 00:51:50,368 "far out to sea and alone. 641 00:51:51,630 --> 00:51:53,153 "She always had the feeling that it was 642 00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:56,330 "very, very dangerous to live even one day." 643 00:51:58,245 --> 00:52:00,465 I like you reading me to sleep. 644 00:52:20,789 --> 00:52:22,487 You were gone a while. 645 00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:23,966 I needed some space. 646 00:52:24,489 --> 00:52:25,707 You know, 647 00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:28,188 this trip isn't just about you, Tess. 648 00:52:28,232 --> 00:52:29,711 You make me sound like a bully. 649 00:52:30,103 --> 00:52:31,191 Well... 650 00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:37,632 I'm not a bully! 651 00:52:39,765 --> 00:52:41,636 Oh, my God, stop! 652 00:52:42,855 --> 00:52:44,422 Wow. Now that is cleared up, 653 00:52:44,465 --> 00:52:45,901 who would like a donut? 654 00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:50,384 Hot Chocolate? 655 00:52:50,428 --> 00:52:51,603 Yes, please.Yeah. 656 00:52:58,218 --> 00:53:00,655 How did Simon know you were here? 657 00:53:00,699 --> 00:53:02,614 He looked at my email. 658 00:53:02,657 --> 00:53:04,181 He never would have let me come. 659 00:53:04,224 --> 00:53:06,139 What? 660 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:08,359 Yeah, he checks things sometimes. 661 00:53:08,402 --> 00:53:09,925 Alice. 662 00:53:09,969 --> 00:53:12,101 I know. 663 00:53:12,145 --> 00:53:14,800 He always has a reason. 664 00:53:14,843 --> 00:53:16,715 I take my phone into the bathroom with me 665 00:53:16,758 --> 00:53:17,846 now when I shower. 666 00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:19,152 Andrea! 667 00:53:22,329 --> 00:53:24,113 Andrea! 668 00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:32,861 Andrea! 669 00:54:12,814 --> 00:54:14,903 I know this sounds crazy, but sometimes it feels like... 670 00:54:16,557 --> 00:54:18,255 like he can read my mind, 671 00:54:18,864 --> 00:54:20,648 and, like... 672 00:54:20,692 --> 00:54:22,128 if he can do that, then... 673 00:54:24,304 --> 00:54:26,915 there's nowhere left that I can actually be alone. 674 00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:31,920 I never know what's going to make him angry, 675 00:54:31,964 --> 00:54:34,575 so I spend all this time 676 00:54:34,619 --> 00:54:37,056 trying to be good, trying to think of ways to be better. 677 00:54:37,099 --> 00:54:39,754 Like if I could just purify my thoughts. 678 00:54:44,672 --> 00:54:45,934 But you can't. I mean... 679 00:54:48,546 --> 00:54:49,721 it's never good enough. 680 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,941 I... I don't know. 681 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,859 But he doesn't hurt me or anything, you know? 682 00:54:57,903 --> 00:54:59,731 He doesn't hurt you? 683 00:55:03,735 --> 00:55:05,911 I really wish you would have told us this sooner. 684 00:55:07,956 --> 00:55:09,218 I didn't know what to say. 685 00:55:23,842 --> 00:55:26,932 ♪ Happy birthday to you 686 00:55:29,064 --> 00:55:30,631 Happy birthday! 687 00:55:30,675 --> 00:55:31,850 Wow! 688 00:55:31,893 --> 00:55:33,852 Oh, you're a wise old lady now. 689 00:55:33,895 --> 00:55:35,984 Uh, I have always been a wise old lady. 690 00:55:36,594 --> 00:55:37,769 In spirit, at least. 691 00:55:37,812 --> 00:55:40,554 Now you are in body, too.Mm-hmm. 692 00:55:40,598 --> 00:55:42,687 I'm just gonna go for it. 693 00:55:42,730 --> 00:55:44,819 Uh, I'm sorry, but I don't think 694 00:55:44,863 --> 00:55:46,691 this is enough chocolate chips. 695 00:55:46,734 --> 00:55:49,171 Whoa.Excuse me? 696 00:55:49,215 --> 00:55:50,825 Is this how you treat people on their birthday? 697 00:55:50,869 --> 00:55:53,654 That's a good chip-to-pancake ratio. 698 00:55:53,698 --> 00:55:55,264 Oh, my God. 699 00:55:58,311 --> 00:55:59,573 We should go out tonight. 700 00:55:59,617 --> 00:56:01,445 Is there even anything around here? 701 00:56:01,488 --> 00:56:03,403 Maybe the place near the food mart. 702 00:56:03,447 --> 00:56:06,145 I just don't know if it's open this early in the season. 703 00:56:07,233 --> 00:56:08,626 I could check if I had my phone. 704 00:56:14,849 --> 00:56:15,981 Do you want it back? 705 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,506 No. 706 00:56:19,550 --> 00:56:20,768 Not yet. 707 00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:27,253 What will he do if he doesn't hear from you? 708 00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:31,605 I'm not sure. 709 00:56:38,264 --> 00:56:39,613 I could text him 710 00:56:39,657 --> 00:56:41,528 and tell him that you got hit by a bus. 711 00:56:43,791 --> 00:56:45,663 Oh, my God, Tess. 712 00:57:18,130 --> 00:57:19,827 Oh, happy birthday!Happy birthday! 713 00:57:19,871 --> 00:57:21,046 Happy Birthday!To me. 714 00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:22,221 To you! 715 00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:28,488 Oh, Jesus. 716 00:57:31,273 --> 00:57:32,361 Ugh! 717 00:58:47,175 --> 00:58:50,004 No, I... I feel like I got one. 718 00:58:50,048 --> 00:58:51,310 Don't say that! 719 00:58:51,353 --> 00:58:53,834 No, in sympathy. In sympathy. 720 00:58:53,878 --> 00:58:55,227 I don't really have one, 721 00:58:55,270 --> 00:58:57,403 but I just need to pee all the fucking time. 722 00:58:57,446 --> 00:58:59,884 Needing to pee and having a UTI is not the same thing. 723 00:58:59,927 --> 00:59:02,843 Yeah, it is! It's like Cystitis and, like... 724 00:59:02,887 --> 00:59:05,106 Cystitis?ALICE: Oh, she's smart. 725 00:59:05,150 --> 00:59:06,455 I need to pee. 726 00:59:07,631 --> 00:59:08,893 So, you know. 727 00:59:10,111 --> 00:59:11,243 I...ALICE: Ugh. 728 00:59:12,940 --> 00:59:14,115 Do you guys know what?SOPHIE: What? 729 00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:15,769 Hey.SOPHIE: What? 730 00:59:15,813 --> 00:59:16,857 ♪ You say 731 00:59:19,207 --> 00:59:21,601 ♪ I only hear what I want to 732 00:59:23,908 --> 00:59:25,213 Come on, sing it. 733 00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:28,129 ♪ You say 734 00:59:29,740 --> 00:59:31,698 ♪ I talk so all the time 735 00:59:32,351 --> 00:59:34,092 ♪ So 736 00:59:36,921 --> 00:59:39,445 ♪ And I thought what I felt was simple 737 00:59:39,488 --> 00:59:42,056 ♪ And I thought I don't belong 738 00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:44,798 ♪ And now that I am leaving 739 00:59:44,842 --> 00:59:46,757 ♪ Now I know that I did something wrong 740 00:59:49,847 --> 00:59:53,590 ♪ Yeah, I missed you 741 00:59:55,983 --> 00:59:58,464 ♪ You say 742 01:00:01,032 --> 01:00:03,382 ♪ Dying since the day they were born, yeah 743 01:00:06,341 --> 01:00:08,822 ♪ ...but I'm thrown 744 01:00:08,866 --> 01:00:11,303 ♪ And I thought I'd live forever 745 01:00:11,346 --> 01:00:13,784 ♪ Now I'm not so sure You try to tell me that I'm clever 746 01:00:13,827 --> 01:00:15,568 ♪ But that won't take me anyhow 747 01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:18,266 Oh, yeah ♪ Or anywhere with you 748 01:00:19,703 --> 01:00:21,748 ♪ You said that I was naive 749 01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:25,099 ♪ And I thought that I was strong 750 01:00:25,143 --> 01:00:27,232 ♪ I thought, "Hey, I can leave, I can leave." 751 01:00:37,459 --> 01:00:40,375 Hmm. Simon thinks chips are disgusting. 752 01:00:40,419 --> 01:00:42,551 Nobody actually thinks that.ALICE: He does. 753 01:00:43,248 --> 01:00:44,641 "Alice, that's enough... 754 01:00:44,684 --> 01:00:47,339 "that's enough saturated fats to... 755 01:00:47,382 --> 01:00:50,168 "Alice, that's enough saturated fat to kill a horse. 756 01:00:51,865 --> 01:00:55,477 "Alice. Alice... 757 01:00:55,521 --> 01:00:59,090 "You'll regret that when you get on the scale in the morning. 758 01:00:59,133 --> 01:01:01,092 "You are going to get fat if you keep eating like that." 759 01:01:25,725 --> 01:01:27,335 What, do I just light it? 760 01:01:27,379 --> 01:01:28,510 This was your idea. 761 01:01:28,554 --> 01:01:29,947 That doesn't mean I know how to do it. 762 01:01:29,990 --> 01:01:31,775 Just, I don't know, light the string thing. 763 01:01:31,818 --> 01:01:33,037 This thing?ALICE: Yeah. 764 01:01:34,386 --> 01:01:36,431 Gosh. 765 01:01:38,738 --> 01:01:40,174 Oh, my God. 766 01:02:34,925 --> 01:02:37,405 I feel like garbage. 767 01:02:37,449 --> 01:02:40,234 You asked the waitress for birthday shots. 768 01:02:40,278 --> 01:02:42,454 Remember that drink you used to make us? 769 01:02:42,497 --> 01:02:45,718 Which one?Gin and Smirnoff Ice. 770 01:02:46,371 --> 01:02:48,199 Ugh. 771 01:02:52,899 --> 01:02:54,945 Oh, that must be egg guy. 772 01:02:54,988 --> 01:02:56,207 Egg guy? 773 01:02:56,250 --> 01:02:58,165 Oh, you should come. He's guaranteed to have, 774 01:02:58,209 --> 01:03:00,385 like, a duck or a kitten with him. 775 01:03:01,081 --> 01:03:02,561 I like cats. 776 01:03:06,695 --> 01:03:08,654 Oh. 777 01:03:20,753 --> 01:03:21,972 There's my girl. 778 01:03:29,109 --> 01:03:30,284 Missed you. 779 01:03:32,243 --> 01:03:33,853 I didn't know you were coming. 780 01:03:33,897 --> 01:03:35,724 I've been calling and calling. 781 01:03:35,768 --> 01:03:38,205 Well, the service is pretty bad up here. 782 01:03:38,249 --> 01:03:39,859 Your Instagram feed says otherwise. 783 01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:45,038 Well, I'm sure Alice will explain it all to me later. 784 01:03:52,306 --> 01:03:54,308 Jesus fucking Christ. 785 01:03:56,528 --> 01:03:58,269 Alice, will you stop fussing? 786 01:03:58,312 --> 01:03:59,531 I can... 787 01:04:02,447 --> 01:04:03,752 It's... It's fine. 788 01:04:07,234 --> 01:04:08,670 I guess I got too much, eh. 789 01:04:09,802 --> 01:04:11,586 I hope no one was desperate for olives. 790 01:04:34,522 --> 01:04:37,351 This is kind of a girls trip, Simon. 791 01:04:37,395 --> 01:04:39,832 We weren't expecting you. 792 01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:43,749 What, are we telling ghost stories? 793 01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:46,360 Alice was missing me, so I thought I'd swing by. 794 01:04:49,581 --> 01:04:50,582 Tess. 795 01:04:52,671 --> 01:04:54,281 And Sophie.Thanks. 796 01:04:58,807 --> 01:05:00,244 Your favorite, my love. 797 01:05:00,287 --> 01:05:01,419 Thank you. 798 01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:11,168 Jeez, are you sure you're not trying 799 01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:13,170 to give us mad cow disease, Simon? 800 01:05:15,389 --> 01:05:16,695 Would you like me to put yours back on, 801 01:05:16,738 --> 01:05:18,001 Tess?It's fine. 802 01:05:18,044 --> 01:05:19,002 It's really not a problem.It's fine. 803 01:05:25,312 --> 01:05:26,270 Sorry. 804 01:05:27,619 --> 01:05:28,968 Well, cheers. 805 01:05:34,713 --> 01:05:35,801 Cheers. 806 01:05:55,516 --> 01:05:57,127 I was pretty worried about you 807 01:05:57,170 --> 01:05:58,563 when I didn't hear back from you. 808 01:06:00,478 --> 01:06:02,393 You know, I heard about the girl who went missing. 809 01:06:03,263 --> 01:06:04,656 Yeah. 810 01:06:04,699 --> 01:06:06,353 They didn't find the guy who killed her yet. 811 01:06:06,397 --> 01:06:08,355 Why would you just assume that she's dead? 812 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:10,749 I'm not assuming. 813 01:06:19,714 --> 01:06:21,890 The checkout clerk couldn't stop going on about it. 814 01:06:47,438 --> 01:06:49,353 Um, I found... 815 01:06:49,396 --> 01:06:51,485 this thing out of that cottage. 816 01:06:56,577 --> 01:06:57,752 It's just weird. 817 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:02,888 It might be hers, it might mean something. 818 01:07:02,931 --> 01:07:03,976 What, this? 819 01:07:05,804 --> 01:07:07,414 Alice, darling, I... 820 01:07:07,458 --> 01:07:09,068 I really don't think anyone's gonna care about this. 821 01:07:14,813 --> 01:07:16,032 No, probably not. 822 01:07:20,732 --> 01:07:21,733 You look different. 823 01:07:26,912 --> 01:07:29,306 She looks like herself.Mm-hmm. 824 01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:30,307 No, it's the hair, I think. 825 01:07:35,399 --> 01:07:36,661 Yeah, it's very... 826 01:07:38,010 --> 01:07:39,098 bohemian. 827 01:07:45,104 --> 01:07:46,366 My beautiful girl. 828 01:08:20,357 --> 01:08:21,401 Hmm. 829 01:08:23,142 --> 01:08:25,623 You didn't tell me you were living in the lap of luxury. 830 01:08:31,150 --> 01:08:32,891 But then there's lots of things you didn't tell me. 831 01:08:34,458 --> 01:08:37,939 I mean, how are we supposed to be happy together 832 01:08:37,983 --> 01:08:39,376 if we can't trust each other? 833 01:08:42,814 --> 01:08:45,121 Are you sorry for what you did? 834 01:08:47,949 --> 01:08:51,214 It's completely destabilizing 835 01:08:51,257 --> 01:08:52,737 when you do shit like this. 836 01:08:52,780 --> 01:08:54,304 It derails my work. 837 01:08:54,347 --> 01:08:55,870 I know, I'm sorry. 838 01:08:55,914 --> 01:08:57,481 I just... I... 839 01:08:57,524 --> 01:08:58,699 I'm trying to work out 840 01:08:58,743 --> 01:09:00,701 why you would choose 841 01:09:00,745 --> 01:09:02,355 to hurt me so deliberately.I just... No. 842 01:09:02,399 --> 01:09:03,835 I... 843 01:09:03,878 --> 01:09:05,010 I mean, I just wanted 844 01:09:05,053 --> 01:09:06,490 to hang out with my friends.Right. 845 01:09:06,533 --> 01:09:07,578 I wasn't...So you wanted to be here 846 01:09:07,621 --> 01:09:09,057 with them at my expense. 847 01:09:10,755 --> 01:09:12,235 You're incredibly selfish. 848 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:26,771 Come here. 849 01:09:31,515 --> 01:09:32,690 Come on. 850 01:09:42,961 --> 01:09:44,615 I haven't even got to properly kiss you yet. 851 01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:55,060 Just let me brush my teeth. 852 01:11:41,732 --> 01:11:42,907 Should... 853 01:14:25,548 --> 01:14:26,810 Actually I need to get up as soon 854 01:14:26,853 --> 01:14:27,941 as possible in the morning 855 01:14:27,985 --> 01:14:29,160 so we can get out of here. 856 01:14:31,510 --> 01:14:33,164 I can't wait to get home. 857 01:15:07,764 --> 01:15:08,808 You're leaving? 858 01:15:08,852 --> 01:15:10,680 Uh, I have to. Yeah. 859 01:15:10,723 --> 01:15:11,811 You know that. 860 01:15:36,227 --> 01:15:37,533 Be home soon. 861 01:15:39,143 --> 01:15:40,231 Ah... 862 01:15:47,847 --> 01:15:49,588 God, they take themselves so fucking seriously, 863 01:15:49,632 --> 01:15:50,894 don't they? 864 01:15:50,937 --> 01:15:52,199 Look at this guy. 865 01:15:53,070 --> 01:15:55,289 Come on, man. 866 01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:57,161 Maybe I should get out and push. 867 01:16:02,427 --> 01:16:03,559 Sophie! 868 01:16:05,735 --> 01:16:06,779 SIMON: What the fuck. 869 01:16:08,389 --> 01:16:09,434 What the fuck are you doing? 870 01:16:12,132 --> 01:16:13,873 Look what you've done to my fucking car! 871 01:16:16,223 --> 01:16:18,312 What... 872 01:16:18,356 --> 01:16:19,705 What the... What is wrong with you? 873 01:16:24,841 --> 01:16:25,842 Alice. 874 01:16:27,234 --> 01:16:28,192 Alice, come on. Get in the car. 875 01:16:31,369 --> 01:16:32,631 Alice. 876 01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:34,981 Alice. 877 01:16:35,460 --> 01:16:36,592 No. 878 01:16:43,686 --> 01:16:44,904 SIMON: Jesus Christ. 879 01:16:47,428 --> 01:16:48,647 Come on. Mm. 880 01:16:49,561 --> 01:16:50,649 We should get going. 881 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:52,825 Let's just... 882 01:16:52,869 --> 01:16:54,740 Come on, put the fucking ax down. 883 01:16:54,784 --> 01:16:56,568 It's a fucking maul, Simon. 884 01:16:58,091 --> 01:17:00,790 Can you put the maul down? 885 01:17:02,879 --> 01:17:03,923 Alice? 886 01:17:05,316 --> 01:17:06,839 I know you're very emotional. 887 01:17:07,884 --> 01:17:09,929 In fact, I came out here 888 01:17:09,973 --> 01:17:11,104 because I was worried. 889 01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:12,802 She said no. 890 01:17:20,026 --> 01:17:21,027 Alice? 891 01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:23,813 Just... Hey. 892 01:17:24,988 --> 01:17:25,989 Hey. 893 01:17:27,904 --> 01:17:30,602 Alice, let's just, uh... 894 01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:32,256 just take a breath. 895 01:17:32,299 --> 01:17:33,518 Just get in the car. 896 01:17:33,910 --> 01:17:35,041 Come home. 897 01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:38,915 You've always said 898 01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:40,351 they don't really know you. 899 01:17:40,394 --> 01:17:41,657 You're so full of shit. 900 01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:46,400 Alice. 901 01:17:47,967 --> 01:17:49,229 It's just... 902 01:17:50,970 --> 01:17:52,929 It's you and me, come on. It's just us. 903 01:17:54,234 --> 01:17:55,671 Let's go home. 904 01:17:55,714 --> 01:17:57,585 We can work through this. 905 01:17:57,629 --> 01:17:59,631 I'm trying to prove I'm someone 906 01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:00,763 who really loves you. 907 01:18:02,547 --> 01:18:04,549 Let's just forget about all of this, it doesn't matter. 908 01:18:04,592 --> 01:18:06,072 She said no. 909 01:18:06,116 --> 01:18:08,553 Why don't you shut your fucking mouth? 910 01:18:08,596 --> 01:18:10,947 And stay the fuck out of this! 911 01:18:12,078 --> 01:18:13,210 Back off! 912 01:18:33,926 --> 01:18:34,927 It's okay. 913 01:19:15,446 --> 01:19:16,752 Fuck this. 914 01:19:24,629 --> 01:19:25,891 I give it a week. 915 01:19:54,398 --> 01:19:57,096 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 916 01:20:27,387 --> 01:20:29,259 Sometimes I get a... 917 01:20:29,302 --> 01:20:31,565 a word or a saying stuck in my head. 918 01:20:32,088 --> 01:20:33,263 Like a... 919 01:20:35,004 --> 01:20:37,093 phrase that keeps surfacing, 920 01:20:37,136 --> 01:20:39,225 and it will just repeat itself again and again and again 921 01:20:39,269 --> 01:20:40,618 until it's all I can hear. 922 01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:46,842 And for a while, it was this voice asking me... 923 01:20:49,018 --> 01:20:51,368 "What are the chances? 924 01:20:51,411 --> 01:20:53,239 "What are the chances? What are the chances?" 925 01:20:54,762 --> 01:20:56,242 What are the chances of what? 926 01:20:58,418 --> 01:21:00,116 Um, I don't know. Maybe... 927 01:21:04,816 --> 01:21:07,210 what are the chances I don't come out on the other side? 928 01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:10,256 What are the chances I don't want to? 929 01:21:17,785 --> 01:21:19,962 And lately, it's, um... 930 01:21:23,269 --> 01:21:24,575 someone asking me, 931 01:21:24,618 --> 01:21:25,881 "Where will you put your shame? 932 01:21:25,924 --> 01:21:27,186 "Where will you put your shame?" 933 01:21:27,230 --> 01:21:28,753 And it's my voice, but it isn't. 934 01:21:33,801 --> 01:21:35,194 You can give it to us. 935 01:21:37,022 --> 01:21:38,241 Here. 936 01:22:05,094 --> 01:22:06,356 Did it work?