1 00:00:10,065 --> 00:00:13,063 [dramatic orchestral music] 2 00:00:13,065 --> 00:00:20,064 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:23,046 --> 00:00:26,044 [choir vocalizing] 4 00:00:26,046 --> 00:00:33,045 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:37,052 --> 00:00:38,061 [door slams] 6 00:00:43,047 --> 00:00:45,059 - I want this problem to go away 7 00:00:45,061 --> 00:00:47,049 permanently. 8 00:00:47,051 --> 00:00:49,046 Do you understand what that means? 9 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:50,063 - Yes, your majesty. 10 00:00:50,065 --> 00:00:52,052 - What does it mean? 11 00:00:52,054 --> 00:00:54,048 - You're always hitting me with your hat! 12 00:00:54,050 --> 00:00:55,061 - Hey. 13 00:00:55,063 --> 00:00:58,051 - Oh, George. 14 00:00:58,053 --> 00:01:00,045 Come here. [grunts] 15 00:01:00,047 --> 00:01:03,053 Come here, lovely, lovely, lovely to see ya. 16 00:01:03,055 --> 00:01:06,049 Lovely, look, look, you look strong. 17 00:01:06,051 --> 00:01:08,060 - Okay, okay, take it down a notch. 18 00:01:08,062 --> 00:01:11,049 So is Gan Gan in there? 19 00:01:12,051 --> 00:01:14,059 - Mum, Mum! 20 00:01:14,061 --> 00:01:16,053 It's Georgie! 21 00:01:18,046 --> 00:01:19,058 - Jesus. 22 00:01:19,060 --> 00:01:22,043 Okay, thanks, Louis. 23 00:01:22,045 --> 00:01:24,046 Ugh, hate that kid. 24 00:01:24,048 --> 00:01:26,063 - Hello, sweetheart. What can I do for you? 25 00:01:26,065 --> 00:01:28,047 - Hey, Gan Gan, so-- 26 00:01:28,049 --> 00:01:29,061 - First, do you have a cigarette? 27 00:01:29,063 --> 00:01:32,050 - Uh...no. - Fuck. 28 00:01:32,052 --> 00:01:34,049 Okay, go on. - Right. 29 00:01:34,051 --> 00:01:37,050 So as you know, I'm starring in the school musical "Oliver!" 30 00:01:37,052 --> 00:01:40,046 - I fucking love "Oliver!" 31 00:01:40,048 --> 00:01:43,050 [weakly] "Please, sir, I want some more." 32 00:01:43,052 --> 00:01:44,064 Hilarious! 33 00:01:44,066 --> 00:01:46,050 - I know, right? 34 00:01:46,052 --> 00:01:48,058 And, well, I've got a lot of songs, 35 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:51,059 and I was wondering, I mean, I'm clearly good, right? 36 00:01:51,061 --> 00:01:53,046 People wouldn't tell me I was good 37 00:01:53,048 --> 00:01:54,065 if I wasn't good, would they? 38 00:01:55,043 --> 00:01:58,054 - Well, of course you are. We're the best at everything. 39 00:01:58,056 --> 00:02:01,055 We're just born like that. It's so cool. 40 00:02:01,057 --> 00:02:03,043 - Yeah, that's what I thought. 41 00:02:03,045 --> 00:02:04,062 I mean, obviously. 42 00:02:04,064 --> 00:02:06,044 - Found one. 43 00:02:06,046 --> 00:02:07,059 You want to share? 44 00:02:07,061 --> 00:02:09,043 - Not before breakfast. 45 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:11,065 [lightly eerie music] 46 00:02:30,065 --> 00:02:32,046 [click, click] 47 00:02:37,048 --> 00:02:40,044 [cutlery clinking on plates] 48 00:02:40,046 --> 00:02:43,049 - Everything is really yummy this morning. 49 00:02:43,051 --> 00:02:45,049 Who makes this stuff, anyway? 50 00:02:45,051 --> 00:02:47,059 - Hm, never thought of that before. 51 00:02:47,061 --> 00:02:50,056 It's always just here, isn't it? 52 00:02:50,058 --> 00:02:52,047 - "Big Bang Theory"! 53 00:02:52,049 --> 00:02:53,062 - Jesus. 54 00:02:53,064 --> 00:02:55,052 Now is breakfast. 55 00:02:55,054 --> 00:02:57,048 "Big Bang Theory" is later. 56 00:02:57,050 --> 00:02:59,043 - "Big Bang Theory"! 57 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:00,057 - Later! 58 00:03:00,059 --> 00:03:02,058 He's obsessed with that show. 59 00:03:02,060 --> 00:03:04,062 - Hi, Mummy. Hi, Daddy. 60 00:03:04,064 --> 00:03:07,052 - Where the hell have you been? - In my room, coloring. 61 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:09,045 - I didn't see you in your room. 62 00:03:09,047 --> 00:03:12,044 - If I said I was in my room, I was in my goddamn room. 63 00:03:12,046 --> 00:03:15,046 Do you have a fucking problem with that? 64 00:03:15,048 --> 00:03:17,053 Good, I didn't think so. 65 00:03:17,055 --> 00:03:19,066 - [softly] She just read the shit out of him. 66 00:03:20,044 --> 00:03:21,059 - That was so delicious 67 00:03:21,061 --> 00:03:24,044 I don't need to eat the rest of the day. 68 00:03:24,046 --> 00:03:27,050 - Did you say something, Mum? - Hm? 69 00:03:27,052 --> 00:03:28,061 No, dear, why? 70 00:03:28,063 --> 00:03:30,049 - Oh, I thought I heard you talking about me 71 00:03:30,051 --> 00:03:31,064 starring in the school musical. 72 00:03:31,066 --> 00:03:33,057 - So desperate. 73 00:03:33,059 --> 00:03:35,055 - The thirst is real. 74 00:03:35,057 --> 00:03:38,055 - Everyone's coming to my opening night, right? 75 00:03:38,057 --> 00:03:40,057 - Of course we are, sweetheart. 76 00:03:40,059 --> 00:03:43,051 - "Big Bang Theory"! - We'll tape it! 77 00:03:43,053 --> 00:03:45,058 ♪ ♪ 78 00:03:47,056 --> 00:03:49,060 - What are we eating again? - Cereal. 79 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,044 - Say again? 80 00:03:51,046 --> 00:03:52,056 - Cereal. 81 00:03:52,058 --> 00:03:54,059 - And am I tasting chicken? 82 00:03:54,061 --> 00:03:56,061 - You're tasting fucking cereal. 83 00:03:56,063 --> 00:03:59,049 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just really stressed. 84 00:03:59,051 --> 00:04:01,043 We are completely out of money. 85 00:04:01,045 --> 00:04:03,051 - Maybe it's time we dip into your fortune from "Suits." 86 00:04:03,053 --> 00:04:05,063 - There is no fortune from "Suits"! 87 00:04:05,065 --> 00:04:07,055 I don't know what to do. 88 00:04:07,057 --> 00:04:09,050 How are we gonna pay for school for Arby--Archie? 89 00:04:09,052 --> 00:04:10,064 - I have to tell you, 90 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:12,056 I never realized so many things cost money. 91 00:04:12,058 --> 00:04:14,066 Like this chicken. I bet you had to pay for it. 92 00:04:15,044 --> 00:04:16,056 - Cereal! 93 00:04:16,058 --> 00:04:19,048 And, yes, you have to pay for everything, Harry. 94 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:21,059 Life is hard. Most people struggle. 95 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:24,054 - I have red hair. I know struggle. 96 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:26,046 - Oh, God. 97 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:28,054 We're gonna have to move back in with your family. 98 00:04:28,056 --> 00:04:31,062 - I thought I could make it work for us here, Meghan. 99 00:04:31,064 --> 00:04:33,050 I'm sorry. 100 00:04:33,052 --> 00:04:35,052 - [sighs] It's not your fault. 101 00:04:35,054 --> 00:04:37,060 I kind of took you out of your natural habitat. 102 00:04:37,062 --> 00:04:39,051 I'm surprised you're still breathing. 103 00:04:39,053 --> 00:04:41,057 - And I know how much you must be missing Kate. 104 00:04:41,059 --> 00:04:43,062 So awful the way the media has to pit women 105 00:04:43,064 --> 00:04:46,053 against each other and make it seem like you hate her, 106 00:04:46,055 --> 00:04:47,057 when in reality-- 107 00:04:47,059 --> 00:04:49,048 - When in reality, I hate her! 108 00:04:49,050 --> 00:04:51,051 But, yes, I know what you mean. It's terrible. 109 00:04:51,053 --> 00:04:53,062 - Well, I should let them know to send a plane for us. 110 00:04:53,064 --> 00:04:56,049 - No, we can fly commercial with miles and-- 111 00:04:56,051 --> 00:04:58,051 Ah, fuck it, have 'em send a plane. 112 00:04:58,053 --> 00:05:00,054 [upbeat orchestral music] 113 00:05:00,056 --> 00:05:02,065 - [slurping] 114 00:05:03,043 --> 00:05:06,045 O, do you think these have a lot of calories? 115 00:05:06,047 --> 00:05:08,043 - I'm going to say no. 116 00:05:08,045 --> 00:05:10,061 - Yeah, that's what I thought, too. 117 00:05:10,063 --> 00:05:12,057 Well, I guess I should get back to rehearsal 118 00:05:12,059 --> 00:05:15,055 so Sebastian doesn't have to keep embarrassing himself. 119 00:05:15,057 --> 00:05:18,051 Poor thing. - Oh, I think he's very-- 120 00:05:18,053 --> 00:05:20,057 Uh, yes, you should get back to rehearsal. 121 00:05:20,059 --> 00:05:22,047 - What? What were you about to say? 122 00:05:22,049 --> 00:05:24,063 He's very what? - Very... 123 00:05:24,065 --> 00:05:26,056 out of his league, sir. 124 00:05:26,058 --> 00:05:29,054 Like having to understudy Barbra Streisand 125 00:05:29,056 --> 00:05:31,044 in "Funny Girl." 126 00:05:31,046 --> 00:05:33,045 - Aw, thanks, O. 127 00:05:33,047 --> 00:05:36,044 Wow, big shoes, huh? 128 00:05:36,046 --> 00:05:38,049 I'm not gaining weight, am I? 129 00:05:38,051 --> 00:05:41,047 You're not Regina George-ing me with these Frappuccinos? 130 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:44,060 - Why, I was just about to say you were too thin, sir. 131 00:05:44,062 --> 00:05:46,063 - Aw, thank you. 132 00:05:48,066 --> 00:05:51,061 I'm very much enjoying you today. 133 00:05:54,066 --> 00:05:56,052 - Sebastian, would you please join us 134 00:05:56,054 --> 00:05:58,043 for "Consider Yourself"? 135 00:05:58,045 --> 00:06:01,044 - Consider yourself no longer needed, Sebastian. 136 00:06:01,046 --> 00:06:02,059 I've got it from here. 137 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:04,050 - Oh, right. 138 00:06:04,052 --> 00:06:07,047 Of course, George. - This is fucked up. 139 00:06:07,049 --> 00:06:09,051 - Then would you like to lead us in the next song, George? 140 00:06:09,053 --> 00:06:11,058 - Oh, you want me to sing? 141 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:13,048 Now? 142 00:06:13,050 --> 00:06:16,052 But I haven't done any of my vocal warm-ups. 143 00:06:16,054 --> 00:06:19,057 I don't have my tea, I don't have my special scarf... 144 00:06:19,059 --> 00:06:21,055 - Why, you don't even need to rehearse, sir. 145 00:06:21,057 --> 00:06:24,049 Your performance is bound to be one for the ages. 146 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,047 Not since Barbra Streisand in "Funny Girl." 147 00:06:27,049 --> 00:06:29,044 - Ooh, I've been hearing that a lot. 148 00:06:29,046 --> 00:06:31,063 - Isn't George the most talented boy 149 00:06:31,065 --> 00:06:34,045 you've ever seen, children? 150 00:06:34,047 --> 00:06:37,045 [applause] 151 00:06:38,051 --> 00:06:40,056 - This is killing you, isn't it? 152 00:06:42,043 --> 00:06:44,054 [orchestral music] 153 00:06:45,063 --> 00:06:47,061 - You know who I think is creepy? 154 00:06:47,063 --> 00:06:49,046 Charlotte. 155 00:06:49,048 --> 00:06:51,049 - They're all creepy. 156 00:06:51,051 --> 00:06:53,060 - Well, I'm going to turn in. 157 00:06:53,062 --> 00:06:55,062 Pleasant dreams, all. 158 00:06:55,064 --> 00:06:58,043 - Night, Kevin. - Good night, Kev! 159 00:06:58,045 --> 00:07:01,054 - Well, we should turn in, too. Ready, Greg? 160 00:07:01,056 --> 00:07:02,066 - I think I'm going to stay up a bit longer. 161 00:07:03,044 --> 00:07:05,061 You go on, though. - Oh, okay. 162 00:07:05,063 --> 00:07:08,057 I'll just go to bed, then. 163 00:07:08,059 --> 00:07:10,066 Alone. 164 00:07:11,044 --> 00:07:12,062 [sobs] 165 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:14,066 - Dude, what the fuck? 166 00:07:15,044 --> 00:07:17,066 - Please, you have no idea. 167 00:07:19,045 --> 00:07:21,055 - Does Kevin remind you of anyone? 168 00:07:23,062 --> 00:07:26,060 [soft, eerie music] 169 00:07:26,062 --> 00:07:28,065 ♪ ♪ 170 00:07:29,043 --> 00:07:31,046 - Don't worry. 171 00:07:31,048 --> 00:07:33,051 They'll pay. 172 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:37,045 They'll all pay. 173 00:07:37,047 --> 00:07:40,054 Ooh, should've brought a jumper. 174 00:07:43,060 --> 00:07:46,045 - Oh, I see you have your face mask on. 175 00:07:46,047 --> 00:07:47,064 Or is that just your face? 176 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:50,066 In any case, you look exquisite, my darling. 177 00:07:51,044 --> 00:07:54,059 I can't wait for the day I get to make you my queen, Camilla. 178 00:07:54,061 --> 00:07:57,051 Ooh, I want to be king so bad. 179 00:07:57,053 --> 00:08:01,050 And then you'll be adored and desired by billions. 180 00:08:01,052 --> 00:08:03,049 I can't take it any longer. 181 00:08:03,051 --> 00:08:05,059 I'm going to ravish you right here. 182 00:08:07,061 --> 00:08:10,043 Wow, that was intense. 183 00:08:10,045 --> 00:08:11,059 - I don't know, Philip. 184 00:08:11,061 --> 00:08:14,044 I've been thinking, maybe it's time to step down 185 00:08:14,046 --> 00:08:16,058 and let Charles ascend the throne. 186 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:19,043 What do you think? 187 00:08:19,045 --> 00:08:20,052 Well? 188 00:08:20,054 --> 00:08:22,044 - "Big Bang Theory"! 189 00:08:22,046 --> 00:08:24,060 - You and that fucking show. 190 00:08:28,054 --> 00:08:30,056 - Everyone'll be at George's show tomorrow night. 191 00:08:30,058 --> 00:08:32,056 That's when I'll make my escape. 192 00:08:32,058 --> 00:08:34,052 Oh, I'm sorry, wrong number. 193 00:08:34,054 --> 00:08:36,048 I thought this was my lawyer. 194 00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:38,058 Y-you have a good night, too. 195 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:41,053 Ah, embarrassing. 196 00:08:43,045 --> 00:08:45,064 - Good night, sir. - Good night, Owen. 197 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:48,058 Owen? - Yes, sir? 198 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,044 - Never mind. 199 00:08:50,046 --> 00:08:52,058 - You're going to be brilliant tomorrow. 200 00:08:52,060 --> 00:08:54,059 [door closes] 201 00:08:54,061 --> 00:08:56,050 - But what if I'm not? 202 00:08:58,046 --> 00:09:00,048 [sighs] 203 00:09:00,050 --> 00:09:02,053 ♪ Once upon a time ♪ 204 00:09:02,055 --> 00:09:04,057 ♪ I was a prince without a care ♪ 205 00:09:04,059 --> 00:09:08,063 ♪ My life was like a fairy tale with me the royal heir ♪ 206 00:09:08,065 --> 00:09:10,057 ♪ But now I'm not so sure ♪ 207 00:09:10,059 --> 00:09:12,064 ♪ What once seemed bright is growing dim ♪ 208 00:09:12,066 --> 00:09:16,048 ♪ Yes, my fairytale has gone from Disney light ♪ 209 00:09:16,050 --> 00:09:18,055 ♪ To Brothers Grimm ♪ 210 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,051 Ugh. 211 00:09:20,053 --> 00:09:23,052 ♪ ♪ 212 00:09:23,054 --> 00:09:29,045 ♪ Where is my happily ever after? ♪ 213 00:09:29,047 --> 00:09:30,065 ♪ ♪ 214 00:09:31,043 --> 00:09:36,051 ♪ Can I be certain it's on its way? ♪ 215 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:38,053 ♪ ♪ 216 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:42,046 ♪ They say I'm top of my class ♪ 217 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:45,066 ♪ Are they just kissing my ass? ♪ 218 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:51,063 ♪ Where is my happily ever after? ♪ 219 00:09:51,065 --> 00:09:53,062 ♪ ♪ 220 00:09:53,064 --> 00:09:59,047 - ♪ Last year this cottage was filled with laughter ♪ 221 00:09:59,049 --> 00:10:00,059 ♪ ♪ 222 00:10:00,061 --> 00:10:06,051 ♪ But now I'm just living day to day ♪ 223 00:10:06,053 --> 00:10:08,059 ♪ ♪ 224 00:10:08,061 --> 00:10:12,047 ♪ My smile once shined like the sun ♪ 225 00:10:12,049 --> 00:10:16,046 ♪ Now what I'd give for a gun ♪ 226 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:22,050 ♪ Where is my happily ever after? ♪ 227 00:10:23,059 --> 00:10:27,061 - ♪ It's getting hard to convince myself ♪ 228 00:10:27,063 --> 00:10:31,044 ♪ That I still have a plan ♪ 229 00:10:31,046 --> 00:10:34,047 - ♪ Who knew when I married a prince ♪ 230 00:10:34,049 --> 00:10:38,066 both: ♪ He'd turn out to be just a man? ♪ 231 00:10:39,044 --> 00:10:44,046 both: ♪ Where is my happily ever after? ♪ 232 00:10:44,048 --> 00:10:46,046 ♪ ♪ 233 00:10:46,048 --> 00:10:51,055 ♪ It seems my princess has gone astray ♪ 234 00:10:51,057 --> 00:10:53,059 ♪ ♪ 235 00:10:53,061 --> 00:10:57,051 ♪ She's not at all like our mum ♪ 236 00:10:57,053 --> 00:11:00,066 ♪ When will our own kingdom come? ♪ 237 00:11:01,044 --> 00:11:06,054 all: ♪ Where is my happily ever after? ♪ 238 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:08,059 ♪ ♪ 239 00:11:08,061 --> 00:11:13,064 - ♪ Where is my happily ever after? ♪ 240 00:11:13,066 --> 00:11:16,048 ♪ ♪ 241 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:21,057 ♪ This endless waiting is all that I've known ♪ 242 00:11:21,059 --> 00:11:23,056 ♪ ♪ 243 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:27,054 ♪ I know it sounds a bit mean ♪ 244 00:11:27,056 --> 00:11:31,050 ♪ But please, God, don't save the queen ♪ 245 00:11:31,052 --> 00:11:36,057 ♪ I want my happily ever after ♪ 246 00:11:36,059 --> 00:11:39,044 ♪ ♪ 247 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:43,066 - ♪ Where is my happily ever after? ♪ 248 00:11:44,044 --> 00:11:46,054 - [grunting and babbling] 249 00:11:46,056 --> 00:11:50,063 - ♪ I guess it's time to put Charles on the throne ♪ 250 00:11:50,065 --> 00:11:54,045 - [grunting and babbling] 251 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,054 - ♪ But give Camilla the crown? ♪ 252 00:11:56,056 --> 00:11:57,066 - [grunts] 253 00:11:58,044 --> 00:12:00,045 - ♪ I'd rather throw the bitch down ♪ 254 00:12:00,047 --> 00:12:01,057 - [grunts] 255 00:12:01,059 --> 00:12:06,058 - ♪ 'Twould be my happily ever after ♪ 256 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:08,057 ♪ ♪ 257 00:12:08,059 --> 00:12:11,063 - ♪ It's getting harder to quit ♪ 258 00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:16,049 ♪ Just who am I trying to outsmart? ♪ 259 00:12:16,051 --> 00:12:19,048 - ♪ When will Miss Cathy admit ♪ 260 00:12:19,050 --> 00:12:23,053 ♪ That I have the look and the voice for the part? ♪ 261 00:12:23,055 --> 00:12:25,063 - ♪ Do I have the look and the voice ♪ 262 00:12:25,065 --> 00:12:27,060 [off-key] ♪ For the part? ♪ 263 00:12:27,062 --> 00:12:31,054 both: ♪ Where is our happily ever after? ♪ 264 00:12:31,056 --> 00:12:35,046 all: ♪ Where is my happily ever after? ♪ 265 00:12:35,048 --> 00:12:38,065 - ♪ I need some loving behind the scenes ♪ 266 00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:42,066 - ♪ God, it feels like I'm serving two queens ♪ 267 00:12:43,044 --> 00:12:46,053 - ♪ But soon revenge will be mine ♪ 268 00:12:46,055 --> 00:12:53,048 ♪ The end of the Windsor line ♪ 269 00:12:53,050 --> 00:12:58,052 ♪ I'll see them soon hanging from every rafter ♪ 270 00:12:58,054 --> 00:13:00,053 ♪ ♪ 271 00:13:00,055 --> 00:13:04,052 all: ♪ Where is my happily ever ♪ 272 00:13:04,054 --> 00:13:08,050 ♪ Where is my happily ever ♪ 273 00:13:08,052 --> 00:13:10,059 ♪ Where is my happily ♪ 274 00:13:10,061 --> 00:13:17,052 ♪ Ever after? ♪ 275 00:13:17,054 --> 00:13:19,045 - [grunts] 276 00:13:21,055 --> 00:13:24,053 [dramatic orchestral music] 277 00:13:24,055 --> 00:13:31,054 ♪ ♪ 278 00:13:33,049 --> 00:13:36,047 [choir vocalizing] 279 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:43,048 ♪ ♪