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♪ ♪
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- I want this problem
to go away
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permanently.
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Do you understand
what that means?
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- Yes, your majesty.
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- What does it mean?
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- You're always hitting me
with your hat!
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- Hey.
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- Oh, George.
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Come here.
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Come here, lovely, lovely,
lovely to see ya.
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Lovely, look, look,
you look strong.
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- Okay, okay, take it down
a notch.
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So is Gan Gan in there?
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- Mum, Mum!
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It's Georgie!
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- Jesus.
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Okay, thanks, Louis.
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Ugh, hate that kid.
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- Hello, sweetheart.
What can I do for you?
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- Hey, Gan Gan, so--
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- First, do you have
a cigarette?
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- Uh...no.
- Fuck.
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Okay, go on.
- Right.
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So as you know, I'm starring
in the school musical "Oliver!"
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- I fucking love "Oliver!"
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"Please, sir,
I want some more."
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Hilarious!
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- I know, right?
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And, well, I've got a lot
of songs,
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and I was wondering, I mean,
I'm clearly good, right?
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People wouldn't tell me
I was good
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if I wasn't good, would they?
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- Well, of course you are.
We're the best at everything.
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We're just born like that.
It's so cool.
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- Yeah, that's what I thought.
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I mean, obviously.
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- Found one.
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You want to share?
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- Not before breakfast.
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- Everything is really yummy
this morning.
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Who makes this stuff, anyway?
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- Hm, never thought of that
before.
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It's always just here,
isn't it?
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- "Big Bang Theory"!
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- Jesus.
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Now is breakfast.
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"Big Bang Theory" is later.
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- "Big Bang Theory"!
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- Later!
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He's obsessed with that show.
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- Hi, Mummy.
Hi, Daddy.
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- Where the hell have you been?
- In my room, coloring.
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- I didn't see you
in your room.
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- If I said I was in my room,
I was in my goddamn room.
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Do you have a fucking problem
with that?
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Good, I didn't think so.
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- She just read
the shit out of him.
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- That was so delicious
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I don't need to eat the rest
of the day.
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- Did you say something, Mum?
- Hm?
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No, dear, why?
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- Oh, I thought I heard you
talking about me
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starring in the school musical.
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- So desperate.
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- The thirst is real.
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- Everyone's coming
to my opening night, right?
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- Of course we are,
sweetheart.
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- "Big Bang Theory"!
- We'll tape it!
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♪ ♪
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- What are we eating again?
- Cereal.
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- Say again?
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- Cereal.
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- And am I tasting chicken?
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- You're tasting
fucking cereal.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm just really stressed.
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We are completely out of money.
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- Maybe it's time we dip
into your fortune from "Suits."
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- There is no fortune
from "Suits"!
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I don't know what to do.
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How are we gonna pay for school
for Arby--Archie?
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- I have to tell you,
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I never realized so many things
cost money.
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Like this chicken.
I bet you had to pay for it.
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- Cereal!
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And, yes, you have to pay
for everything, Harry.
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Life is hard.
Most people struggle.
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- I have red hair.
I know struggle.
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- Oh, God.
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We're gonna have to move
back in with your family.
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- I thought I could make it
work for us here, Meghan.
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I'm sorry.
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-
It's not your fault.
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I kind of took you out
of your natural habitat.
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I'm surprised
you're still breathing.
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- And I know how much
you must be missing Kate.
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So awful the way the media
has to pit women
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against each other and make it
seem like you hate her,
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when in reality--
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- When in reality, I hate her!
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But, yes, I know what you mean.
It's terrible.
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- Well, I should let them know
to send a plane for us.
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- No, we can fly commercial
with miles and--
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Ah, fuck it,
have 'em send a plane.
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O, do you think these have
a lot of calories?
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- I'm going to say no.
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- Yeah, that's
what I thought, too.
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Well, I guess I should
get back to rehearsal
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so Sebastian doesn't have
to keep embarrassing himself.
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Poor thing.
- Oh, I think he's very--
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Uh, yes, you should get back
to rehearsal.
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- What?
What were you about to say?
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He's very what?
- Very...
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out of his league, sir.
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Like having to understudy
Barbra Streisand
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in "Funny Girl."
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- Aw, thanks, O.
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Wow, big shoes, huh?
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I'm not gaining weight, am I?
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You're not Regina George-ing me
with these Frappuccinos?
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- Why, I was just about to say
you were too thin, sir.
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- Aw, thank you.
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I'm very much enjoying
you today.
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- Sebastian,
would you please join us
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for "Consider Yourself"?
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- Consider yourself no longer
needed, Sebastian.
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I've got it from here.
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- Oh, right.
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Of course, George.
- This is fucked up.
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- Then would you like to lead
us in the next song, George?
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- Oh, you want me to sing?
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Now?
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But I haven't done any
of my vocal warm-ups.
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I don't have my tea, I don't
have my special scarf...
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- Why, you don't even need
to rehearse, sir.
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Your performance is bound to be
one for the ages.
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Not since Barbra Streisand
in "Funny Girl."
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- Ooh, I've been hearing that
a lot.
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- Isn't George
the most talented boy
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you've ever seen, children?
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- This is killing you,
isn't it?
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- You know who I think
is creepy?
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Charlotte.
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- They're all creepy.
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- Well, I'm going to turn in.
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Pleasant dreams, all.
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- Night, Kevin.
- Good night, Kev!
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- Well, we should turn in, too.
Ready, Greg?
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- I think I'm going to
stay up a bit longer.
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You go on, though.
- Oh, okay.
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I'll just go to bed, then.
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Alone.
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- Dude, what the fuck?
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- Please, you have no idea.
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- Does Kevin remind you
of anyone?
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♪ ♪
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- Don't worry.
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They'll pay.
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They'll all pay.
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Ooh, should've brought
a jumper.
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- Oh, I see you have
your face mask on.
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Or is that just your face?
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In any case, you look
exquisite, my darling.
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I can't wait for the day I get
to make you my queen, Camilla.
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Ooh, I want to be king so bad.
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And then you'll be adored
and desired by billions.
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I can't take it any longer.
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I'm going to ravish you
right here.
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Wow, that was intense.
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- I don't know, Philip.
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I've been thinking,
maybe it's time to step down
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and let Charles ascend
the throne.
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What do you think?
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Well?
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- "Big Bang Theory"!
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- You and that fucking show.
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- Everyone'll be at George's
show tomorrow night.
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That's when
I'll make my escape.
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Oh, I'm sorry, wrong number.
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I thought this was my lawyer.
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Y-you have a good night, too.
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Ah, embarrassing.
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- Good night, sir.
- Good night, Owen.
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Owen?
- Yes, sir?
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- Never mind.
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- You're going to be brilliant
tomorrow.
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- But what if I'm not?
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♪ Once upon a time ♪
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♪ I was a prince
without a care ♪
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♪ My life was like a fairy tale
with me the royal heir ♪
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♪ But now I'm not so sure ♪
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♪ What once seemed bright
is growing dim ♪
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♪ Yes, my fairytale has gone
from Disney light ♪
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♪ To Brothers Grimm ♪
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Ugh.
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♪ Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
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♪ Can I be certain
it's on its way? ♪
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♪ They say I'm top
of my class ♪
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♪ Are they just kissing
my ass? ♪
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♪ Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
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- ♪ Last year this cottage
was filled with laughter ♪
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♪ But now I'm just living
day to day ♪
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♪ My smile once shined
like the sun ♪
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♪ Now what I'd give for a gun ♪
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♪ Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
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- ♪ It's getting hard
to convince myself ♪
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♪ That I still have a plan ♪
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- ♪ Who knew
when I married a prince ♪
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♪ He'd turn out to be
just a man? ♪
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♪ Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
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♪ It seems my princess
has gone astray ♪
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♪ She's not at all
like our mum ♪
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♪ When will
our own kingdom come? ♪
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♪ Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
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- ♪ Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
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♪ This endless waiting
is all that I've known ♪
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♪ I know it sounds a bit mean ♪
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♪ But please, God,
don't save the queen ♪
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♪ I want my happily
ever after ♪
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- ♪ Where is my happily ever
after? ♪
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- ♪ I guess it's time to put
Charles on the throne ♪
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- ♪ But give Camilla
the crown? ♪
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- ♪ I'd rather throw
the bitch down ♪
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- ♪ 'Twould be my happily
ever after ♪
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- ♪ It's getting harder
to quit ♪
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♪ Just who am I trying
to outsmart? ♪
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- ♪ When will
Miss Cathy admit ♪
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♪ That I have the look
and the voice for the part? ♪
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- ♪ Do I have the look
and the voice ♪
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♪ For the part? ♪
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♪ Where is our happily
ever after? ♪
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♪ Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
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- ♪ I need some loving
behind the scenes ♪
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- ♪ God, it feels like
I'm serving two queens ♪
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- ♪ But soon revenge
will be mine ♪
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♪ The end of the Windsor line ♪
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♪ I'll see them soon hanging
from every rafter ♪
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♪ Where is my happily
ever ♪
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♪ Where is my happily ever ♪
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♪ Where is my happily ♪
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♪ Ever after? ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪