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- Christie Brinkley swears
by this thing.
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She put her whole skin care
routine on Instagram.
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Oh, and I practiced
my audition song
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for the first time last night,
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and I have to tell you,
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I think it sounded better than
the original cast recording.
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- I'm sure you're going to get
a very good part
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in the school musical, sir.
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- Good part?
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What the fuck
are you talking about?
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I'm gonna get the best part,
Owen.
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I'm gonna get the lead.
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These kids
don't stand a chance.
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Okay, keep going.
I need a good contour.
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- My apologies, sir.
That's what I meant.
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And what musical
are you all putting on?
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- We're doing "Oliver!"
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I mean, how perfect is that?
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- All set, sir.
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- Ugh!
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Thanks for nothing,
Christie Brinkley.
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- I'm so sorry.
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I really thought
I plugged him in last night.
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- Well, you didn't,
and now he's dead.
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They're going to notice.
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- Notice what?
He's a fucking sock puppet.
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- A scream here,
a drool there.
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It's the little things.
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- It's fine.
It's fine.
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We just have to get
through breakfast.
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"Well, hello, everyone!"
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- You're being too obvious.
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Relax.
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- Morning, Grandpa.
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- Hi, baby.
Someone sounds chipper.
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- See?
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- Could you be any louder?
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- Yes.
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- Philip, you have
to eat something.
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We have audiences later today.
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- Speaking of audiences, Mummy,
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I was hoping we could have
a little audience of our own.
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- No.
- But Mummy, it would be good--
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- Move him.
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- So, George, I heard
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you're auditioning
for "Oliver!" today.
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- Ugh.
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- Why are there so many people
in our car?
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And why does it smell?
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- It's not a car, Harry.
It's a bus.
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And it's not ours.
This is public transportation.
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- Right.
And we're going to?
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Work.
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We're going to work, Harry,
because
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HGTV cancelled our show
and we need money,
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so now, I'm going to my class,
and you're--
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- Yes, yes.
Going to my new job.
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And you can't get work acting,
so now you're teaching it,
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which kind of makes sense
and kind of doesn't.
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Well, this is me.
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Good luck.
- You too.
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- Hi, Harry.
I'm Robert.
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I'm a screenwriter.
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And I'm also the shift manager
here,
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and I'll be training you today.
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- I'm very excited!
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- Okay, let's just get into it.
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What's your favorite drink?
We'll make that first.
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- I really love tea.
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I've always wanted to know
how to make it.
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Is that too advanced?
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- Tea is probably
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our most basic drink,
other than water.
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- I'd love to know
how to make that one too.
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- You'd love to know
how to make water?
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- Yes.
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Why?
Is that like a week two thing?
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- I don't even know why
I'm auditioning with you guys.
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I mean, I'm obviously a lock
for Oliver.
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I doubt anyone else here
is even a tenor.
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- I--I mean, we're all tenors.
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We're seven.
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- Hello, children!
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Welcome to auditions.
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I'm very excited
to be directing
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this year's musical.
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Now, let's get started.
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First up, we have...
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Sebastian.
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- Uh, excuse me, Miss Kathy?
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Yeah, hi. Sorry.
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I'm actually on a
super tight schedule, everyone,
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so I'm just gonna go right now,
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if you all don't mind.
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Thanks.
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- Oh, of course, sir.
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We know you're very busy.
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- Hi. This is from
"Dear Evan Hansen."
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It's about a kid
who's a real nobody,
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like most of you.
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Hit it!
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♪ On the outside,
always looking in ♪
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♪ Will I ever be more
than I've always been ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm tap, tap,
tapping on the glass ♪
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♪ Waving through a window ♪
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♪ I try to speak,
but nobody can hear ♪
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♪ So I ♪
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♪ While I'm watch, watch,
watching people pass ♪
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♪ Waving through a window ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Can anybody see? ♪
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♪ Is anybody waving ♪
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♪ Back at me? ♪
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- That was brilliant, George!
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- Aw, thank you, guys.
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Wow! Standing ovation.
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I mean, I was pretty amazing.
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Well, I think you found
your Oliver, Miss Kathy.
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- I think you're right.
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- Everyone else
can just be an urchin.
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And I'm gonna need
an understudy
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to cover for me in rehearsals,
so...
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how about you do that too,
Sebastian?
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- But, George, you haven't even
heard me audition yet.
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I was going to sing something
from "Spring Awakening."
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- Aw, why don't you sing it
tomorrow, dear?
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I think that was
a pretty tough act to follow.
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- It was also a tough act
to listen to.
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- Shh, you're gonna
get us both killed.
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- It's all right, Greg.
It happens.
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We've all forgotten
to charge him.
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Let's fire it up.
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- Can I do it this time?
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- Well, the good news is,
it worked.
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- Someone needs to reset
the circuit breaker.
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- I'll do it.
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- oh, Kevin.
Thank you.
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- Pleasure.
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Delighted to help.
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- Let's get him out.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Thanks for coming, O.
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I'm gonna need all the help
I can get
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now that I have to carry
this fucking show
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on my back.
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- Of course, sir.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey. Bad news.
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You're actually
in my dressing room.
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Oh, yeah.
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Miss, can you start
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moving your kids out of here?
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I think there's space
in the hallway.
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And take all your shit.
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Great.
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Now that that's taken care of,
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let's do a mirror here,
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a couch here, and vanity there.
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What else?
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Oh, let's see.
Let's see.
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-Oh, maybe get me J.
-Lo
and Mariah's riders
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and just add
what they have too.
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- I can't take anymore
of this, Camilla.
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How do I let her know?
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How do I let Mummy know
that I wanna be king
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if I can't even get a word in?
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Oh,
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I want to be king!
I want to be--
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You're right.
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I'm going into that office
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and I'm going
to get my audience
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whether she likes it or not.
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Slap me again.
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Again.
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Harder.
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Oi.
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Keep it moving!
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- Who's next?
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- I am, Mummy.
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- Don't let him in!
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- Oh, hey.
I didn't know you were here.
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- Hello, Mummy.
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- So what can I do for you,
Charles?
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- Too long have I gone
without an answer
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to the one question
so dear to my heart.
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- And what the fuck
would that be?
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- I, uh...
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I just wanted to, uh...
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I wanted to know when--
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- Well, what is it?
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- When you wanted
to have dinner this evening.
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- Get him out.
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- Did you hear her?
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Hey, keep it moving, bitch!
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Next lad!
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- Wow, look at
all these people.
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You weren't kidding
when you said "Suits"
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was a global
and cultural phenomenon.
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- That's not my class.
It's an AA meeting.
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- Oh. Where's your class?
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- Right there.
Bye, guys!
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Remember, listening is key.
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- At least you had people.
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- They showed up
for marriage counseling,
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so I kind of made it that.
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How was your first day?
- I was fired.
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It was so hard,
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but they did let me take
some expired cake pops home.
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Want one?
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- Yes.
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♪ ♪
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- Is my tea ready?
- Almost, sir.
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- And you got the manuka honey?
- I did, sir.
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- And you're stirring it
counterclockwise?
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- Just like Mariah likes it.
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- This tastes like
it was stirred clockwise,
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but I'll let it go.
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I wonder how Sebastian's doing.
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Poor thing is probably
a ball of nerves.
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It's not easy being
an understudy,
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especially for me.
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Oh, I wish you could've seen
my audition, O.
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"I'll take that Tony,
Ben Platt."
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-["Don't Do Sadness/
-Blue Wind"
playing]
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- ♪ Just winging over things ♪
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- Owen, do you hear that?
What is that?
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- I think it's coming
from the auditorium, sir.
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- ♪ Nothing going ♪
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♪ Going wild in you ♪
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♪ You know ♪
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♪ You're slowing
by the riverside ♪
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♪ Or floating high and blue ♪
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♪ Or maybe cool to be
a little ♪
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♪ Summer wind ♪
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♪ Like once
through everything ♪
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♪ And then away again ♪
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♪ With the taste of dust ♪
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♪ In your mouth all day ♪
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♪ But no need to know ♪
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♪ Like sadness ♪
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♪ You just sail away ♪
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♪ 'Cause you know ♪
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♪ I don't do sadness ♪
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♪ Not even a little bit ♪
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♪ Just don't need it
in my life ♪
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♪ Don't want any part of it ♪
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♪ I don't do sadness ♪
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♪ Hey, I've done my time ♪
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♪ Looking back on it all ♪
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♪ Man, it blows my mind ♪
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♪ I don't do sadness ♪
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♪ So been there ♪
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♪ Don't do sadness ♪
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♪ Just don't care ♪
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- Yay! Whoo-hoo!
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Yeah!
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Wow! Yay!
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Well done, Sebastian!
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Whoo-hoo!
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪