1 00:00:10,061 --> 00:00:13,061 [dramatic orchestral music] 2 00:00:13,063 --> 00:00:20,065 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:22,050 --> 00:00:25,049 [choir vocalizing] 4 00:00:25,051 --> 00:00:32,053 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:39,052 [car door closes] 6 00:00:42,053 --> 00:00:45,056 [silverware clinking] 7 00:00:46,065 --> 00:00:48,054 - Pleasant weather. 8 00:00:48,056 --> 00:00:51,062 - Stop jabbering, you two. We're not Italians. 9 00:00:51,064 --> 00:00:53,059 - Gan Gan, you look so beautiful today. 10 00:00:53,061 --> 00:00:56,043 I don't know why they didn't cast Angelina Jolie 11 00:00:56,045 --> 00:00:58,057 to play you in "The Crown" or Gisele. 12 00:00:58,059 --> 00:01:02,048 - [grunting and babbling] - Settle. Settle. 13 00:01:02,050 --> 00:01:04,063 - Get the defibrillator paddles ready. 14 00:01:05,061 --> 00:01:07,053 No, no. We're good. 15 00:01:07,055 --> 00:01:10,054 Charlotte, can you move over, like, half an inch, please? 16 00:01:10,056 --> 00:01:12,043 - Sorry, George. [cell phone rings] 17 00:01:12,045 --> 00:01:13,064 - And who the hell is calling you? 18 00:01:13,066 --> 00:01:14,064 - No one. 19 00:01:14,066 --> 00:01:16,051 - Camilla, whatever it is 20 00:01:16,053 --> 00:01:18,063 you're dying to say, just spit it out. 21 00:01:18,065 --> 00:01:20,050 - Oh, no, Mummy, she's fine. 22 00:01:20,052 --> 00:01:21,064 That's just how she swallows. 23 00:01:21,066 --> 00:01:24,047 I could put the curtain around her if you'd prefer. 24 00:01:24,049 --> 00:01:26,046 No? It's all good, darling. 25 00:01:26,048 --> 00:01:27,055 She loves you. 26 00:01:27,057 --> 00:01:29,065 - [grunting and babbling] 27 00:01:30,043 --> 00:01:31,051 - He looks good. Fit. 28 00:01:31,053 --> 00:01:34,048 - Oh, shut up. - You shut up. 29 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:36,043 - [grunting and babbling] 30 00:01:36,045 --> 00:01:38,060 - Yeah, you look amazing today, Ganpa. 31 00:01:38,062 --> 00:01:40,063 This is a sexy family. 32 00:01:40,065 --> 00:01:45,047 You know, for British people. 33 00:01:45,049 --> 00:01:47,061 - Hey, Owen? - Yes, Your Royal Highness? 34 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:49,051 - When you're clipping my nails, 35 00:01:49,053 --> 00:01:51,059 can you at least try to act like you're enjoying it? 36 00:01:51,061 --> 00:01:54,052 My toes are absorbing a lot of your resentment. 37 00:01:54,054 --> 00:01:56,050 - I would never want you to think that I didn't-- 38 00:01:56,052 --> 00:01:58,057 - Eh, eh. Less talk-y, more clip-y. 39 00:01:58,059 --> 00:02:01,052 Ooh, Kelly Ripa just posted a Throwback Thursday photo 40 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:04,048 of her eating a bagel on the set of "All My Children." 41 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:06,064 "OMG. Coffin emoji." 42 00:02:06,066 --> 00:02:08,050 I love Kelly Ripa. 43 00:02:08,052 --> 00:02:10,045 I feel like we could be friends. 44 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:11,063 - Of course you could, sir. 45 00:02:11,065 --> 00:02:13,058 - I know. That's why I said it. 46 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:16,054 Let's see if she liked my comment yet. 47 00:02:16,056 --> 00:02:18,061 Uh, hold on. Is she-- 48 00:02:18,063 --> 00:02:20,052 is she even following me? 49 00:02:20,054 --> 00:02:22,048 [gasps] Oh, my God. 50 00:02:22,050 --> 00:02:23,065 Kelly Ripa doesn't follow me. 51 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:26,064 - Perhaps she unfollowed you by accident, sir. 52 00:02:26,066 --> 00:02:28,049 I've done that. 53 00:02:28,051 --> 00:02:30,048 - Wait, you're on Instagram? 54 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:32,060 - It's mostly just pictures of me in my garden 55 00:02:32,062 --> 00:02:34,054 or of my deceased wife. 56 00:02:34,056 --> 00:02:36,059 - Ugh, not the dead wife again. 57 00:02:36,061 --> 00:02:38,064 Babe, move on. 58 00:02:38,066 --> 00:02:40,050 Anyway, you're right. 59 00:02:40,052 --> 00:02:42,049 Kelly obviously unfollowed me by accident. 60 00:02:42,051 --> 00:02:43,056 - Yes, of course. 61 00:02:43,058 --> 00:02:45,044 That's probably what happened, sir. 62 00:02:45,046 --> 00:02:47,055 - Probably? What do you mean probably? 63 00:02:47,057 --> 00:02:49,057 - I don't think I said "probably." 64 00:02:49,059 --> 00:02:51,062 I believe I said "definitely." 65 00:02:51,064 --> 00:02:53,049 - Did you? 66 00:02:53,051 --> 00:02:55,043 - I did...sir. 67 00:02:55,045 --> 00:02:58,047 - Oh, okay. Thank you. 68 00:02:58,049 --> 00:03:01,045 Just for that, I'm going to go on your Instagram-- 69 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:05,045 there you are, @OwenPalace, aw, cute-- 70 00:03:05,047 --> 00:03:06,063 and like this picture of you. 71 00:03:06,065 --> 00:03:10,044 Like. - That's my wife, sir. 72 00:03:10,046 --> 00:03:11,057 - Jesus. 73 00:03:11,059 --> 00:03:13,053 I'm unliking it. 74 00:03:13,055 --> 00:03:15,059 [dramatic musical sting] 75 00:03:18,043 --> 00:03:20,057 - I love you. - I love you, too, Douglas. 76 00:03:20,059 --> 00:03:22,061 - Tomorrow is that thing, right? 77 00:03:22,063 --> 00:03:25,061 You know, that thing. What's it called? 78 00:03:25,063 --> 00:03:27,066 - Your investiture ceremony, Your Royal Highness. 79 00:03:28,044 --> 00:03:29,051 Yes, it's tomorrow. 80 00:03:29,053 --> 00:03:31,059 - And that is when I do what exactly? 81 00:03:31,061 --> 00:03:33,056 - It's when you select certain men and women 82 00:03:33,058 --> 00:03:36,051 to knight and make dames, ma'am. 83 00:03:36,053 --> 00:03:39,064 - I know what it is, you tosser! 84 00:03:39,066 --> 00:03:42,052 - What the fuck? - No idea. 85 00:03:42,054 --> 00:03:45,045 - And will there be the little thing that I like to eat? 86 00:03:45,047 --> 00:03:48,043 You know, that little tart. That thing. 87 00:03:48,045 --> 00:03:49,063 - Yes, ma'am, the flummery tart. 88 00:03:49,065 --> 00:03:51,049 Of course. As always. 89 00:03:51,051 --> 00:03:54,054 - Good, I fucking love that thing. 90 00:03:55,056 --> 00:03:57,066 - She's got a lot of-- - Don't. 91 00:03:58,044 --> 00:04:01,043 [choir vocalizing] 92 00:04:01,045 --> 00:04:02,048 ♪ ♪ 93 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:06,054 - Unbelievable. [sighs] 94 00:04:06,056 --> 00:04:10,054 Unbelievable. [sighs melodramatically] 95 00:04:10,056 --> 00:04:12,051 Don't make me sigh again, Dinesh. 96 00:04:12,053 --> 00:04:14,065 - Sorry, sorry. What's unbelievable? 97 00:04:15,043 --> 00:04:16,063 - Kelly Ripa still isn't following me. 98 00:04:16,065 --> 00:04:19,044 I've got to do something to get her attention. 99 00:04:19,046 --> 00:04:20,051 - I love Kelly Ripa. 100 00:04:20,053 --> 00:04:22,043 I feel like we could be friends. 101 00:04:22,045 --> 00:04:24,044 - What a stupid fucking thing to say. 102 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:25,053 - Oh, look, your grandmother 103 00:04:25,055 --> 00:04:27,051 is making Greta Thunberg a dame. 104 00:04:27,053 --> 00:04:30,060 - Ugh, Greta Dumbberg is more like it. 105 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:33,049 I said Greta Dumbberg is more like it. 106 00:04:33,051 --> 00:04:34,059 [forced laughter] 107 00:04:34,061 --> 00:04:36,055 Don't laugh if you don't think it's funny. 108 00:04:36,057 --> 00:04:39,052 Wait, Greta Thunberg is going to be a dame? 109 00:04:39,054 --> 00:04:40,060 You know what that means. 110 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:42,058 - Maggie Smith is dead? - What? No. 111 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:44,060 What does that have to do with anything, Sebastian? 112 00:04:44,062 --> 00:04:47,063 - Doesn't a dame have to die before there can be a new one? 113 00:04:47,065 --> 00:04:50,051 - That's what I thought, too. - That doesn't even make any-- 114 00:04:50,053 --> 00:04:52,047 All right, both of you just shut up. 115 00:04:52,049 --> 00:04:54,049 [bell rings] Well, that's the bell. 116 00:04:54,051 --> 00:04:56,065 Really fun day, guys. Text me later. 117 00:04:57,043 --> 00:04:59,054 Free Britney! 118 00:04:59,056 --> 00:05:02,045 - I never know where we stand with him. 119 00:05:02,047 --> 00:05:03,058 [light orchestral music] 120 00:05:03,060 --> 00:05:06,062 - [snoring] 121 00:05:09,043 --> 00:05:11,064 [grunting] 122 00:05:11,066 --> 00:05:13,043 - Hey, Gan Gan? 123 00:05:13,045 --> 00:05:14,066 - Who's there? Who's there? 124 00:05:15,044 --> 00:05:17,044 - It's me. It's me, Gan Gan. 125 00:05:17,046 --> 00:05:18,062 - Oh, hello, sweetheart. 126 00:05:18,064 --> 00:05:20,061 - Oh, Jesus. My fucking heart. 127 00:05:20,063 --> 00:05:22,064 Anyway, I wanted to ask you something. 128 00:05:22,066 --> 00:05:25,051 - Would you rub my feet while you do? 129 00:05:25,053 --> 00:05:28,064 - Um...okay. 130 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:31,050 - [moaning] 131 00:05:31,052 --> 00:05:33,048 - So my good friend Kelly Ripa-- 132 00:05:33,050 --> 00:05:36,046 - "Kelly and Ryan" Kelly Ripa? - Yes, that's her. 133 00:05:36,048 --> 00:05:38,061 So I thought maybe you could make her a dame for me. 134 00:05:38,063 --> 00:05:40,065 - Has she done anything else? - I don't think so. 135 00:05:41,043 --> 00:05:42,050 But Helen Mirren's a dame, 136 00:05:42,052 --> 00:05:43,061 and she hasn't done anything either. 137 00:05:43,063 --> 00:05:46,056 - That's true. Okay, stop rubbing now. 138 00:05:46,058 --> 00:05:48,053 Sure. - Thanks, Gan Gan. 139 00:05:48,055 --> 00:05:49,057 - Excuse me, Your-- - [grunts] 140 00:05:49,059 --> 00:05:50,062 [gunshot] - [shrieks] 141 00:05:50,064 --> 00:05:52,055 [groaning] 142 00:05:52,057 --> 00:05:56,044 - Everyone stop fucking startling me! 143 00:05:56,046 --> 00:05:59,064 - All...right. Well, thanks again. 144 00:05:59,066 --> 00:06:01,061 - ♪ Stupid love, love ♪ 145 00:06:01,063 --> 00:06:02,066 ♪ ♪ 146 00:06:03,044 --> 00:06:04,059 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 147 00:06:04,061 --> 00:06:06,053 ♪ ♪ 148 00:06:06,055 --> 00:06:08,058 ♪ I want your stupid love, love ♪ 149 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:10,061 - Excuse me, Your Royal Highness. 150 00:06:10,063 --> 00:06:12,047 - Oh, hey, O. No, it's cool. 151 00:06:12,049 --> 00:06:14,065 Come on in. Okay, Google, turn off. 152 00:06:15,043 --> 00:06:16,043 [music stops] Guess what. 153 00:06:16,045 --> 00:06:17,044 Gan Gan just agreed 154 00:06:17,046 --> 00:06:18,065 to make Kelly Ripa a dame. 155 00:06:19,043 --> 00:06:20,056 - Splendid, and she's also 156 00:06:20,058 --> 00:06:23,045 honoring Greta Thunberg, I hear. 157 00:06:23,047 --> 00:06:25,058 - Well, Kelly's someone who actually deserves it. 158 00:06:25,060 --> 00:06:28,055 Do you know how early she has to get up for that show? 159 00:06:28,057 --> 00:06:31,052 Anyway, she's obviously going to follow me after that. 160 00:06:31,054 --> 00:06:33,056 - Happy ending, indeed. 161 00:06:33,058 --> 00:06:35,062 Ooh, I almost forgot, sir. 162 00:06:35,064 --> 00:06:37,050 You received a postcard today 163 00:06:37,052 --> 00:06:40,057 from your Uncle Harry and Aunt Meghan in LA. 164 00:06:40,059 --> 00:06:42,066 - A postcard? Let me see that. 165 00:06:43,044 --> 00:06:46,045 What the hell are they doing in LA anyway? 166 00:06:46,047 --> 00:06:47,062 [dramatic musical sting] 167 00:06:50,047 --> 00:06:52,058 - Uh...hey. 168 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:54,054 - Did you know it's cold in there? 169 00:06:54,056 --> 00:06:57,057 - Yeah. It's the refrigerator, Harry. 170 00:06:57,059 --> 00:07:00,057 - Must be an American thing. - Um, it's not. 171 00:07:00,059 --> 00:07:03,050 So I was thinking maybe later, I could show you around LA. 172 00:07:03,052 --> 00:07:04,059 We can go to Hollywood Boulevard. 173 00:07:04,061 --> 00:07:06,046 Actually, it's kind of disgusting. 174 00:07:06,048 --> 00:07:07,058 Or maybe the Santa Monica Pier. [gasps] 175 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,043 Never mind. That's kind of gross, too. 176 00:07:09,045 --> 00:07:10,047 And whatever. We'll figure it out. 177 00:07:10,049 --> 00:07:12,043 I am just so happy to be back! 178 00:07:12,045 --> 00:07:13,059 - For sure! But wait. 179 00:07:13,061 --> 00:07:15,049 Watch this. 180 00:07:21,047 --> 00:07:23,058 Amazing, right? - Okay. 181 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:25,052 - I have to tell you, this might be 182 00:07:25,054 --> 00:07:27,052 the smallest palace I've ever been in. 183 00:07:27,054 --> 00:07:30,051 - Well, it's an apartment, so-- 184 00:07:30,053 --> 00:07:32,059 - Yes, an apartment palace. I know that. 185 00:07:32,061 --> 00:07:35,057 Lots of tiny palaces inside one big palace. 186 00:07:35,059 --> 00:07:38,043 - You really need to stop thinking in terms of palaces. 187 00:07:38,045 --> 00:07:39,053 We have to get jobs. 188 00:07:39,055 --> 00:07:41,045 I have to start auditioning again. 189 00:07:41,047 --> 00:07:43,060 - Oh, yes, you were on the very famous show "Suits." 190 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:46,060 More popular in the States than even "Friends," you told us. 191 00:07:46,062 --> 00:07:49,056 - Yeah, I might have oversold that a little bit at the time. 192 00:07:49,058 --> 00:07:51,050 - Look, I love you, and I'm willing to do 193 00:07:51,052 --> 00:07:53,059 whatever I need to do in order to be with you, Meghan. 194 00:07:53,061 --> 00:07:56,047 - Aw, and I love you, too. 195 00:07:56,049 --> 00:07:58,050 I think it's important we do this ourselves, Harry, 196 00:07:58,052 --> 00:08:00,051 and not live off your family. - I agree. 197 00:08:00,053 --> 00:08:04,052 We'll just have to find a way to make £50 billion on our own. 198 00:08:04,054 --> 00:08:06,058 - Fuck. 199 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:08,053 - The queen's investiture ceremony 200 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:10,044 starts in ten minutes. 201 00:08:10,046 --> 00:08:12,065 Keep it moving. Keep it moving! 202 00:08:13,043 --> 00:08:15,044 - Oh, my God. I have to shit so bad. 203 00:08:15,046 --> 00:08:17,060 - You there, go get the trays of flummery tarts. 204 00:08:17,062 --> 00:08:19,045 - Yeah, I'm new. 205 00:08:19,047 --> 00:08:21,060 I don't--uh, I-I don't know what that is. 206 00:08:21,062 --> 00:08:23,053 - I'll show him. Come with me. 207 00:08:23,055 --> 00:08:25,060 They're the queen's favorite tarts. 208 00:08:25,062 --> 00:08:26,065 - Neat. 209 00:08:27,043 --> 00:08:29,063 I don't suppose I could poo first? 210 00:08:29,065 --> 00:08:32,047 - It's down here. 211 00:08:32,049 --> 00:08:34,044 - This is where you keep the tarts? 212 00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:36,049 - Just a little bit further. 213 00:08:36,051 --> 00:08:37,058 Down this corridor. 214 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:41,045 The tarts are very complicated little pastries. 215 00:08:41,047 --> 00:08:44,050 There's a whole process to making them. 216 00:08:44,052 --> 00:08:46,050 It's a little weird. 217 00:08:46,052 --> 00:08:48,046 [eerie music] 218 00:08:48,048 --> 00:08:49,058 [creatures growl] 219 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:50,059 - [hisses] 220 00:08:50,061 --> 00:08:53,045 - Jesus! - Easy, easy! 221 00:08:53,047 --> 00:08:56,046 [creatures hissing] 222 00:08:56,048 --> 00:09:03,046 ♪ ♪ 223 00:09:03,048 --> 00:09:04,061 Back! 224 00:09:04,063 --> 00:09:09,045 ♪ ♪ 225 00:09:09,047 --> 00:09:11,064 - They--they didn't have eyes. 226 00:09:11,066 --> 00:09:14,066 - Centuries ago, several bakers were brought down here 227 00:09:15,044 --> 00:09:18,047 until they perfected the royal family's favorite treat, 228 00:09:18,049 --> 00:09:19,064 the flummery tart. 229 00:09:19,066 --> 00:09:21,066 They never saw the light of day. 230 00:09:22,044 --> 00:09:23,058 Eventually they started breeding. 231 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:27,051 And then over the decades, they kind of evolved into... 232 00:09:27,053 --> 00:09:30,044 Is it politically incorrect to say monsters? 233 00:09:30,046 --> 00:09:31,049 - My God. 234 00:09:31,051 --> 00:09:33,046 - I told you it was a little weird. 235 00:09:33,048 --> 00:09:35,062 - Are the tarts that good? - I'm not a fan. 236 00:09:37,045 --> 00:09:40,043 [indistinct chatter] 237 00:09:40,045 --> 00:09:43,044 [grand orchestral music] 238 00:09:43,046 --> 00:09:44,047 ♪ ♪ 239 00:09:44,049 --> 00:09:47,061 - It's so lovely to meet you. 240 00:09:47,063 --> 00:09:50,051 I'm Kate, the duchess of Cambridge. 241 00:09:50,053 --> 00:09:52,048 - And I'm William, the duke of Cambridge. 242 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,064 And these are my teeth. 243 00:09:53,066 --> 00:09:55,062 - Hey, I'm Kelly Ripa, 244 00:09:55,064 --> 00:09:58,060 the...woman of New Jersey. 245 00:09:58,062 --> 00:10:01,048 - Of course, you're being honored this evening. 246 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:04,060 And may I ask for what specifically? 247 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:07,047 - I have no idea. 248 00:10:07,049 --> 00:10:10,061 - [munches loudly] - Ugh, sickening. 249 00:10:10,063 --> 00:10:12,061 I can't watch you eat. 250 00:10:12,063 --> 00:10:16,043 - Finally, she leaves. 251 00:10:16,045 --> 00:10:18,048 - You two are a fun pair. 252 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:20,061 Hey, Greta. - Hi, Kelly. 253 00:10:20,063 --> 00:10:22,062 - Hey, Kelly, Kelly! Hey--hey, Kelly! 254 00:10:22,064 --> 00:10:24,050 It's me, George. 255 00:10:24,052 --> 00:10:26,052 Get out of here, Greta. 256 00:10:26,054 --> 00:10:28,058 - Oh, hey. - Yeah, hey. 257 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:31,056 So this is cool, right? 258 00:10:31,058 --> 00:10:33,058 - I know. I'm gonna be a dame. 259 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:35,048 Did Maggie Smith die? 260 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:36,058 - No, Maggie Smith didn't die. 261 00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:37,065 Why does everyone-- 262 00:10:38,043 --> 00:10:39,056 Anyway, it's so fun 263 00:10:39,058 --> 00:10:40,062 that we're Instagram friends 264 00:10:40,064 --> 00:10:42,060 and we're finally meeting in person. 265 00:10:42,062 --> 00:10:44,058 - Oh, is that how we know each other? 266 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,043 - Yeah, that's how. 267 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,046 Like, I follow you, and you follow me. 268 00:10:49,062 --> 00:10:53,044 - Are those those fucking tarts I like? 269 00:10:55,046 --> 00:10:57,057 [cell phone rings] - I can't talk now. 270 00:10:57,059 --> 00:10:59,064 They're all watching me. 271 00:10:59,066 --> 00:11:02,053 And I'm watching them. 272 00:11:02,055 --> 00:11:03,064 Hi, Mummy! 273 00:11:04,062 --> 00:11:08,053 - Yep, here it is. Kelly Ripa, following, see? 274 00:11:08,055 --> 00:11:10,061 I bet if you go to @PrinceG2013, 275 00:11:10,063 --> 00:11:13,044 you'll see the same thing. 276 00:11:13,046 --> 00:11:15,066 Do it. - Um, okay. 277 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:19,049 Oh, I-I guess I wasn't following you. 278 00:11:19,051 --> 00:11:20,066 Sorry. Am now. 279 00:11:21,044 --> 00:11:23,045 - Oh, yeah, sure, whatever. I don't care. 280 00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:27,056 - What the hell are you doing? We're not in Japan, dear. 281 00:11:27,058 --> 00:11:29,061 Curtsy next time. 282 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:32,044 Someone tart me! 283 00:11:32,046 --> 00:11:34,060 - I thought she'd be nice. - Yeah, she's not. 284 00:11:34,062 --> 00:11:37,066 - Hello, I'm Prince Charles, and this is my wife, Camilla. 285 00:11:38,044 --> 00:11:39,050 You know, a lot of people think 286 00:11:39,052 --> 00:11:41,051 Camilla should have a chat show, too. 287 00:11:41,053 --> 00:11:43,062 She's got quite the gift of gab. 288 00:11:43,064 --> 00:11:45,058 Breakfast show chat, darling? 289 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:48,065 You're going to love it, Kelly. She's so good. 290 00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:51,046 Go on, darling. 291 00:11:51,048 --> 00:11:53,058 - Yeah, I kind of preferred your other wife. 292 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:56,062 [dramatic orchestral music] 293 00:11:56,064 --> 00:11:59,054 - That was fun tonight, O. Wasn't it? 294 00:11:59,056 --> 00:12:01,064 You've missed, like, ten spots already, by the way. 295 00:12:01,066 --> 00:12:04,046 How hard is it to apply face cream? 296 00:12:04,048 --> 00:12:05,050 Fuck. 297 00:12:05,052 --> 00:12:07,046 - Apologies, Your Royal Highness. 298 00:12:07,048 --> 00:12:10,066 Yes, the evening was a huge success. 299 00:12:11,044 --> 00:12:12,054 - It was also freezing today, 300 00:12:12,056 --> 00:12:15,047 so you notice Greta didn't have much to say. 301 00:12:15,049 --> 00:12:18,046 Oh, look at this! Dame Kelly Ripa, following. 302 00:12:18,048 --> 00:12:20,048 She changed that fast. - See? 303 00:12:20,050 --> 00:12:23,047 I told you, sir. It was a simple mistake. 304 00:12:23,049 --> 00:12:25,058 - Yeah, yeah. Anyway, now I can do this. 305 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:28,054 Unfollow. Bye! 306 00:12:28,056 --> 00:12:31,043 Don't let me do that again, by the way. 307 00:12:31,045 --> 00:12:32,054 Pull me back, O. 308 00:12:32,056 --> 00:12:35,043 Why do I care if Kelly Ripa follows me? 309 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:38,046 That was, like, a lot of wasted energy. 310 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:41,048 - I do see now how it was my fault, sir. 311 00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:43,044 - Aw, don't feel bad, O. 312 00:12:43,046 --> 00:12:44,064 Look! Look what I'm doing. 313 00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:47,055 @OwenPalace, follow. 314 00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,051 - Oh, sir. 315 00:12:49,053 --> 00:12:52,049 - Okay, Google. Play Lady Gaga. 316 00:12:52,051 --> 00:12:54,061 - ♪ I want your stupid love, love ♪ 317 00:12:54,063 --> 00:12:57,063 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh ♪ 318 00:12:57,065 --> 00:13:00,052 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 319 00:13:00,054 --> 00:13:03,044 ♪ I want your stupid love, love ♪ 320 00:13:03,046 --> 00:13:05,064 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh ♪ 321 00:13:05,066 --> 00:13:09,057 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 322 00:13:09,059 --> 00:13:14,064 ♪ Now it's time to free me from the shame ♪ 323 00:13:14,066 --> 00:13:16,062 ♪ I gotta find that peace ♪ 324 00:13:16,064 --> 00:13:19,053 ♪ Is it too late, or could this love ♪ 325 00:13:19,055 --> 00:13:22,064 ♪ Protect me from the pain? ♪ 326 00:13:22,066 --> 00:13:24,064 ♪ I would battle for you ♪ 327 00:13:24,066 --> 00:13:26,050 ♪ Even if I break in two ♪ 328 00:13:26,052 --> 00:13:28,047 ♪ Freak out, I freak out ♪