1 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:03,563 Yeah, quiet today. Quiet day. 2 00:00:03,563 --> 00:00:05,803 Evening, guys. Be a force for good. Join the police. 3 00:00:07,443 --> 00:00:11,283 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 4 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:27,283 Is joining the police force a job for you? 5 00:00:27,283 --> 00:00:30,083 Do you like racially profiling people? 6 00:00:30,083 --> 00:00:34,723 Are you a fan of frisking young black men for no reason? 7 00:00:34,723 --> 00:00:38,203 Do you like beating confessions from the innocent? 8 00:00:38,203 --> 00:00:40,763 Or, being photographed break dancing at carnival 9 00:00:41,923 --> 00:00:46,523 when you should be doing your job? If so, join the police today! 10 00:00:48,043 --> 00:00:51,603 Shopping in central Bristol was brought to a standstill today 11 00:00:51,603 --> 00:00:53,163 as a woman, working alone, 12 00:00:53,163 --> 00:00:56,643 hijacked a police recruitment stall in Broadmead Plaza. 13 00:00:56,643 --> 00:01:00,723 Police took 40 minutes to seize the vehicle and arrest the driver, 14 00:01:00,723 --> 00:01:03,323 who has been named as Myrna Okeke. 15 00:01:03,323 --> 00:01:07,003 Rose, look, more leftie liberal terror on our streets. 16 00:01:07,003 --> 00:01:09,963 ..her car and drove through the busy shopping district... 17 00:01:09,963 --> 00:01:12,563 John, I think there's someone in the house. 18 00:01:18,883 --> 00:01:21,363 Probably the foxes at the bins again. 19 00:01:46,203 --> 00:01:47,723 Hey! 20 00:01:49,123 --> 00:01:50,163 Hey! Hey! 21 00:02:02,003 --> 00:02:03,323 HE GROANS 22 00:02:04,603 --> 00:02:07,643 John! No! 23 00:02:07,643 --> 00:02:09,163 No! 24 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:18,323 I'd just be happier if you call it a shovel. 25 00:02:18,323 --> 00:02:21,163 Right. OK. And what time is the, uh, garden tool protest? 26 00:02:21,163 --> 00:02:23,083 Guys. 27 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:27,163 I gave you a full 48 hours. What's your decision? 28 00:02:28,723 --> 00:02:30,763 We're taking the money to the police. 29 00:02:30,763 --> 00:02:33,203 I rushed you. Take more time. 30 00:02:33,203 --> 00:02:35,803 No, we've made up our minds, Frank. No! 31 00:02:35,803 --> 00:02:37,483 You've gone out of them. 32 00:02:38,483 --> 00:02:41,963 Fine. Take your cut to the Dibbles if you want 33 00:02:41,963 --> 00:02:44,283 but one third is mine and I'm keeping it. 34 00:02:44,283 --> 00:02:46,323 No. It's all of us or none of us. 35 00:02:46,323 --> 00:02:48,563 What are we, the Three Musketeers? 36 00:02:48,563 --> 00:02:51,723 Listen, if you keep the money and the police come knocking, 37 00:02:51,723 --> 00:02:54,163 we are all incriminated. OK? 38 00:02:54,163 --> 00:02:57,563 So, we're going to collect it from you tonight and we will turn it in. 39 00:02:57,563 --> 00:02:58,763 Guys! 40 00:02:58,763 --> 00:03:02,563 Guys, we're standing here in a moment where everything 41 00:03:02,563 --> 00:03:04,683 about our lives could change. 42 00:03:04,683 --> 00:03:08,203 Let's just feel that. For a moment. Huh? 43 00:03:12,043 --> 00:03:13,443 Group hug. 44 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,963 You touch me and I will beat you to death with this shovel 45 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:18,643 and then bury you with it. 46 00:03:18,643 --> 00:03:22,163 Group hug. 47 00:04:02,483 --> 00:04:04,403 Oh, my God. 48 00:04:04,403 --> 00:04:07,523 Let's do porn star names. 49 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:12,123 So, it's the name of your first pet and the street that you grew up on. 50 00:04:12,123 --> 00:04:17,003 So, mine is Flopsy Claypool. 51 00:04:17,003 --> 00:04:21,203 Myrna? Misty Jutland. 52 00:04:21,203 --> 00:04:24,243 Oh, I love it. John, first pet, street you grew up on. 53 00:04:24,243 --> 00:04:26,843 No, you'll never know. They're my bank security questions. 54 00:04:26,843 --> 00:04:28,883 You are no fun. Chris? 55 00:04:28,883 --> 00:04:32,403 Never had a pet growing up. Then a neighbour's pet? 56 00:04:32,403 --> 00:04:34,123 Fluffy Lambs Bottom. 57 00:04:34,123 --> 00:04:36,963 Oh, amazing. What's going on? 58 00:04:36,963 --> 00:04:38,283 We're doing porn star names. 59 00:04:38,283 --> 00:04:41,403 So, it's the name of your first pet and the street that you grew up on. 60 00:04:41,403 --> 00:04:43,123 Hamster High Street. 61 00:04:43,123 --> 00:04:46,003 Sexy. Yeah. Rani? Rani? 62 00:04:47,763 --> 00:04:51,643 Um. Eh, Tiddles Pendennis. 63 00:04:51,643 --> 00:04:56,043 Yay. Greg! We're working out everyone's porn star name. 64 00:04:56,043 --> 00:04:58,483 Oh, um, 65 00:04:58,483 --> 00:05:01,723 I've always assumed I'd be called Long Dong Silver. 66 00:05:01,723 --> 00:05:05,443 You know, if I had to go into porn. Great. 67 00:05:05,443 --> 00:05:07,643 Well, that filled two minutes. 68 00:05:09,563 --> 00:05:13,363 Hey. Everything OK? 69 00:05:15,763 --> 00:05:18,403 Rani, what's going on? 70 00:05:18,403 --> 00:05:22,283 Some men came to my house last night 71 00:05:22,283 --> 00:05:24,163 And they said they'd kill my family. 72 00:05:24,163 --> 00:05:25,603 Did they say who they were? 73 00:05:25,603 --> 00:05:29,203 I know I involved myself in this, I do. I understand that. But... 74 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:32,243 ..the moment when he, he grabbed me... Rani. Rani. 75 00:05:32,243 --> 00:05:35,443 Did they say who they were? They, they were from the drug house. 76 00:05:35,443 --> 00:05:38,323 They just, they wanted to know who robbed them. What did you say? 77 00:05:38,323 --> 00:05:40,883 Nothing. I, I made something up about the van being stolen, 78 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:42,363 then they left. And your parents? 79 00:05:42,363 --> 00:05:46,443 They weren't there. I, I was alone. OK, and did you tell them? 80 00:05:46,443 --> 00:05:49,203 Did you, did you go to the filth? I didn't snitch on anyone. 81 00:05:49,203 --> 00:05:52,323 Don't worry. Look, I just need to know everything. 82 00:05:52,323 --> 00:05:55,083 It was fucking terrifying. They had masks on. 83 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:56,643 I, I couldn't see their faces. 84 00:05:56,643 --> 00:05:58,363 So, there's not a lot I can tell you, OK? 85 00:05:58,363 --> 00:06:01,803 I'm gutted you went through that. I really am. 86 00:06:01,803 --> 00:06:05,403 Look, I just need to know what was said. 87 00:06:05,403 --> 00:06:08,323 They said that they would come back. 88 00:06:08,323 --> 00:06:10,843 They're from London, all right. 89 00:06:10,843 --> 00:06:14,563 They won't stick around for long. It's way too risky. 90 00:06:14,563 --> 00:06:17,683 They won't be back. I promise. 91 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:30,963 We're protesting tonight outside City Hall. 92 00:06:30,963 --> 00:06:34,323 It's about the rise in hate crime. Totally ignored by the police. 93 00:06:34,323 --> 00:06:36,123 Oh. Not just hate crimes though, is it? 94 00:06:36,123 --> 00:06:38,683 People keep fly-tipping in the woodland behind my house 95 00:06:38,683 --> 00:06:40,523 and the police just don't want to know. 96 00:06:40,523 --> 00:06:43,043 We'd appreciate your support. Who's we, lovely? 97 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:49,163 Bristol Justice Collective. Who are they? 98 00:06:49,163 --> 00:06:52,403 Social activism group I set up in 1980 after the St Paul's uprising. 99 00:06:52,403 --> 00:06:55,083 Ooh! By uprising she means riots, of course. 100 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:57,603 It wasn't a riot, it was a spontaneous protest 101 00:06:57,603 --> 00:06:59,003 against police racism. 102 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:01,163 With a bit of spontaneous looting thrown in. 103 00:07:01,163 --> 00:07:03,683 So, kind of like the Black Lives Matter marches. 104 00:07:03,683 --> 00:07:04,803 Yeah, that's the tragedy. 105 00:07:04,803 --> 00:07:07,243 40 years later, we're still fighting. And looting. 106 00:07:07,243 --> 00:07:10,683 You can't disenfranchise an entire underclass 107 00:07:10,683 --> 00:07:14,443 and expect them not to revolt against the capitalist system. 108 00:07:14,443 --> 00:07:17,723 It's just funny though, isn't it, how these, uh, revolutionaries 109 00:07:17,723 --> 00:07:21,003 always seem to target JD Sports and the Apple store. 110 00:07:21,003 --> 00:07:23,163 Books Etc never gets a look in. 111 00:07:23,163 --> 00:07:25,363 I guess they have all the reading material they need 112 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:28,243 for the revolution. They're just running low on phones and trainers. 113 00:07:28,243 --> 00:07:31,163 Just look at it as a corporation tax half of these companies don't pay. 114 00:07:31,163 --> 00:07:34,523 You've been doing this since 1980? 115 00:07:34,523 --> 00:07:36,883 I really struggle committing to a hair colour. 116 00:07:36,883 --> 00:07:39,203 Well, we have limited time on this Earth. 117 00:07:39,203 --> 00:07:42,643 I just feel like I should, you know, do everything I can to try 118 00:07:42,643 --> 00:07:44,883 and make an impact. 119 00:07:44,883 --> 00:07:48,163 Come along. We start at six. And what time's the looting? 120 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:49,923 I could just do with a new iPad. 121 00:07:51,563 --> 00:07:53,363 Is your name John Halloran? 122 00:07:53,363 --> 00:07:55,283 No, that's John Halloran. 123 00:07:55,283 --> 00:07:57,803 Mr John Halloran, these belong to you. 124 00:07:57,803 --> 00:08:00,843 What's this? This is notice that you've been served. 125 00:08:00,843 --> 00:08:03,723 Mr Daryl Kennedy is suing you for damages and loss of earnings. 126 00:08:03,723 --> 00:08:07,043 Are you joking? Loss of earnings? The guy's a thief. 127 00:08:07,043 --> 00:08:09,323 He broke into my house! 128 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,483 Who are... Hey! WHISTLE BLOWS 129 00:08:11,483 --> 00:08:13,283 No social visits. 130 00:08:15,603 --> 00:08:18,603 What does it say? That you beat up a youth. 131 00:08:18,603 --> 00:08:23,883 He's suing you for racially aggravated assault. Oh, my God! 132 00:08:23,883 --> 00:08:26,483 Don't. Listen, racism has got nothing to do with this. 133 00:08:26,483 --> 00:08:29,403 There were two of them. Only reason I beat up the black guy 134 00:08:29,403 --> 00:08:31,643 is because the white guy could run faster. 135 00:08:31,643 --> 00:08:32,883 Which I wasn't expecting. 136 00:08:32,883 --> 00:08:35,523 What? So, all black guys can run fast, yeah? Why's that? 137 00:08:35,523 --> 00:08:38,163 So they can outrun cheetahs. Absolutely not what I'm saying. 138 00:08:38,163 --> 00:08:41,763 Racially aggravated assault. You are a disgrace! 139 00:08:41,763 --> 00:08:44,763 Do you have kids? No. No. 140 00:08:44,763 --> 00:08:46,883 I wanted to change the world, not nappies. 141 00:08:46,883 --> 00:08:48,683 So you don't know what it feels like 142 00:08:48,683 --> 00:08:50,883 when you'll do anything to keep them safe. 143 00:08:50,883 --> 00:08:53,363 I can imagine. 144 00:08:53,363 --> 00:08:55,603 What does this mean legally? 145 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:58,523 Uh, best case it gets thrown out. 146 00:08:58,523 --> 00:09:00,003 And worst case? 147 00:09:00,003 --> 00:09:02,643 He takes you for everything. 148 00:09:34,243 --> 00:09:38,323 Wow, guys. You really nailed that one. I'm blown away here. 149 00:09:38,323 --> 00:09:40,243 Yo, we'll find him. 150 00:09:52,003 --> 00:09:53,523 KNOCKING 151 00:09:59,803 --> 00:10:01,883 All right. I'm off out in a minute, actually. 152 00:10:01,883 --> 00:10:04,483 I'm not staying. I just brought you some casserole. 153 00:10:04,483 --> 00:10:07,443 With dairy in it? Does chicken count as dairy? 154 00:10:07,443 --> 00:10:10,163 No need for sarcasm. I'm lactose intolerant. 155 00:10:10,163 --> 00:10:12,083 Since when? Have you been reading the leaflets 156 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,603 in the doctor's waiting room again? 157 00:10:13,603 --> 00:10:15,883 You know I have a problem with chronic wind. 158 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,763 No, we've been sisters half a century. 159 00:10:17,763 --> 00:10:20,363 This is the first I've heard of your extreme farting. 160 00:10:20,363 --> 00:10:24,003 Are you OK otherwise? Yep, I'm fine. 161 00:10:24,003 --> 00:10:26,123 Don't need to keep popping around and feeding me. 162 00:10:26,123 --> 00:10:27,763 I'm not your next door neighbour's cat. 163 00:10:27,763 --> 00:10:30,083 I just worry about you all alone. I'm not alone. 164 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:31,283 I've got my group. 165 00:10:31,283 --> 00:10:34,723 Speaking of which, I joined a group you might like. 166 00:10:34,723 --> 00:10:36,963 We go on hikes. Although they're not really hikes. 167 00:10:36,963 --> 00:10:38,363 They're more like long walks. 168 00:10:38,363 --> 00:10:40,243 The guy who runs it spent time in Los Angeles 169 00:10:40,243 --> 00:10:42,403 and apparently hikes are a big thing in Hollywood. 170 00:10:42,403 --> 00:10:45,403 So was Harvey Weinstein. It's a lovely bunch of people. 171 00:10:45,403 --> 00:10:47,603 There's an architect, two accountants 172 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:50,043 and a woman who once met Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet. 173 00:10:50,043 --> 00:10:51,323 Oh, I bet that was a thrill. 174 00:10:51,323 --> 00:10:55,723 Also, the guy that set up the group, Marcus, is single, 175 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,203 has all his own hair and teeth... 176 00:10:57,203 --> 00:10:58,763 Yvonne, how many times? 177 00:10:58,763 --> 00:11:00,323 I don't want to be fixed up. 178 00:11:00,323 --> 00:11:02,243 You need to meet people, Myrna. 179 00:11:02,243 --> 00:11:04,043 You literally have no friends. 180 00:11:04,043 --> 00:11:05,483 My group are my friends. 181 00:11:05,483 --> 00:11:08,163 Just come along today. I can't today. 182 00:11:08,163 --> 00:11:09,923 I'm trying to end racism. 183 00:11:09,923 --> 00:11:13,043 Well, if you get that done by five give me a ring. 184 00:11:14,923 --> 00:11:16,763 Well, look, you've come all this way now, 185 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,603 you might as well leave the casserole. 186 00:11:21,123 --> 00:11:22,883 Bye, then. 187 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,083 See ya. 188 00:11:32,963 --> 00:11:35,803 Your dad told me in no uncertain terms 189 00:11:35,803 --> 00:11:38,403 to stick my offer up my feckin' arse. Hmm. 190 00:11:38,403 --> 00:11:41,003 Well, that was before my turn. 191 00:11:41,003 --> 00:11:42,843 Does he know about this meeting? 192 00:11:42,843 --> 00:11:45,443 I don't need permission from my father, Graham. 193 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,523 Oh. I run things now. 194 00:11:47,523 --> 00:11:49,883 And how bad are things? 195 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:52,403 Oh, no, it's nothing like that. 196 00:11:52,403 --> 00:11:55,283 Dad's retired, you know. I want to spend more time with the kids. 197 00:11:55,283 --> 00:11:58,363 Oh, don't bullshit a bullshitter. 198 00:11:58,363 --> 00:12:00,843 I heard you had some Chinese company sniffing around. 199 00:12:00,843 --> 00:12:02,363 That's absolutely true. 200 00:12:02,363 --> 00:12:05,323 But, I'm not going to do business, uh, with the, 201 00:12:05,323 --> 00:12:06,923 with the Chinese. 202 00:12:06,923 --> 00:12:09,843 I mean, I still haven't forgiven them for Coronavirus, hmm? 203 00:12:09,843 --> 00:12:13,483 Listen, Graham, we both know that 40% is a very 204 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,403 generous offer but I am going to need a quick answer on this. 205 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:21,083 Well, I would say I am feeling very positive... Good. 206 00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:23,443 ..about this idea. Good. Good. That's great. 207 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:27,003 But, the question is, is your dad? 208 00:12:28,523 --> 00:12:30,683 Let me worry about my dad. 209 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:48,443 What are you doing here, Myrna? 210 00:12:48,443 --> 00:12:50,563 There's a demonstration tonight, Claire. 211 00:12:50,563 --> 00:12:51,923 I'm here to demonstrate. 212 00:12:51,923 --> 00:12:54,803 You're not part of the group any more. It's my group. 213 00:12:54,803 --> 00:12:58,323 I started the group. Myrna, there was a vote. 214 00:12:58,323 --> 00:13:01,803 Oh, yeah. The vote. 215 00:13:01,803 --> 00:13:04,683 Two summers ago we were tearing down statues! 216 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:08,803 10,000 of us marched through town. What happened to you all? 217 00:13:08,803 --> 00:13:11,683 What happened is we all vetoed your plan 218 00:13:11,683 --> 00:13:12,963 and you did it anyway. 219 00:13:12,963 --> 00:13:14,363 Someone needed to do something. 220 00:13:14,363 --> 00:13:16,843 And what did stealing a police caravan do 221 00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:19,003 except cause a tailback on the A38? 222 00:13:19,003 --> 00:13:22,723 Oh, so what is your plan? You really think that you're going to get rid 223 00:13:22,723 --> 00:13:24,523 of centuries of discrimination 224 00:13:24,523 --> 00:13:27,003 by standing on a street corner holding that? 225 00:13:27,003 --> 00:13:28,883 We got a lot of honks at the last demo. 226 00:13:28,883 --> 00:13:32,083 Activism means being active. 227 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:34,643 It's what gets you noticed. 228 00:13:34,643 --> 00:13:36,643 The marches got us noticed. 229 00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:39,683 That's why we are this close to getting a council grant, 230 00:13:39,683 --> 00:13:42,043 which means an actual seat at the table. 231 00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:44,923 Where you will have to sit up straight, eat your greens 232 00:13:44,923 --> 00:13:46,763 and only speak when you're spoken to. 233 00:13:46,763 --> 00:13:50,323 No, where we will be able to make real systemic change. 234 00:13:50,323 --> 00:13:54,403 I know this is a new idea to you but it's called cooperation. 235 00:13:54,403 --> 00:13:56,203 It's called collaboration. 236 00:13:56,203 --> 00:14:00,163 Trashing council offices and throwing paint over cops 237 00:14:00,163 --> 00:14:03,243 and all your other stunts aren't changing anything. 238 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,883 That's what we did in the '80s, love. 239 00:14:04,883 --> 00:14:06,203 It's not the '80s any more. 240 00:14:06,203 --> 00:14:08,163 But the problems are still the same! 241 00:14:08,163 --> 00:14:11,883 Because you didn't change anything! 242 00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:18,643 You're not part of this group any more. Please leave. 243 00:14:36,003 --> 00:14:39,363 People! It is happening! 244 00:14:39,363 --> 00:14:42,763 After all the talk, finally getting the ball rolling on my fest-i-val. 245 00:14:42,763 --> 00:14:44,483 SHE MIMICS DRUMBEATS 246 00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:46,163 Got the G-man here, my legal brainiac, 247 00:14:46,163 --> 00:14:47,603 helping me with the paperwork. 248 00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:49,043 Say what's up, G. 249 00:14:49,043 --> 00:14:51,403 Hello. Yeaaah! 250 00:14:51,403 --> 00:14:54,283 You know, a wise woman once said to me 251 00:14:54,283 --> 00:14:58,283 we only get one chance to make as big an impact as we can in life. 252 00:14:58,283 --> 00:15:01,923 But that's why this festival is so important. 253 00:15:01,923 --> 00:15:04,403 Cos for me it's a chance to, well, raise some money for charity 254 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,283 but also to put out something positive, 255 00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:09,723 instead of negative, into the world. 256 00:15:09,723 --> 00:15:14,483 To create a space where we can connect and spread love. 257 00:15:14,483 --> 00:15:16,123 And hope. 258 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,203 How does that sound, G? 259 00:15:19,683 --> 00:15:20,963 Sick. 260 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,763 Yeahhh. Love you, bye! 261 00:15:25,563 --> 00:15:27,163 Have you read this? 262 00:15:27,163 --> 00:15:30,163 Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't say in full. 263 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:34,403 You know we've got to fill in forms on, on premises licenses, 264 00:15:34,403 --> 00:15:37,923 alcohol and beverage licences, PRS and PPL licences. 265 00:15:37,923 --> 00:15:41,523 Mm, God, so many licences. Yeah, but the deadline's tomorrow. 266 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:44,123 Well, then we're just in the nick of time. Hashtag blessed. 267 00:15:44,123 --> 00:15:46,283 I wouldn't say "hashtag blessed" is the hashtag. 268 00:15:46,283 --> 00:15:49,203 Well, then we'll have to pull an all-nighter. You got any cocaine? 269 00:15:49,203 --> 00:15:50,403 No. 270 00:15:50,403 --> 00:15:52,243 Joke. 271 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,803 Unless you've got some? No, I haven't got any cocaine. 272 00:15:54,803 --> 00:15:56,923 No, good. Good, right. 273 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:59,203 So, what can I do to help? 274 00:15:59,203 --> 00:16:01,403 Why don't you start with health and safety. 275 00:16:01,403 --> 00:16:04,763 What, like, pill testing? Make sure it's legit before you drop it. 276 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:07,883 No, no. Why don't you just make a list of all the health 277 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:11,523 and safety dangers that you can anticipate at the festival. 278 00:16:11,523 --> 00:16:15,043 Kate Moss falling in the koi carp pond? That sort of thing? 279 00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:18,603 Sure. Start with Mossy in the pond and we'll go from there. 280 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:21,243 OK. 281 00:16:32,523 --> 00:16:36,483 Mr Halloran, can we speak to you? Yes, um...Rachel. 282 00:16:36,483 --> 00:16:38,203 What's, uh, is there a problem? 283 00:16:38,203 --> 00:16:40,803 There's been rumours that the Chinese deal isn't happening 284 00:16:40,803 --> 00:16:42,243 and now Graham Hilgard was here. 285 00:16:42,243 --> 00:16:44,723 Yes, no, he, that's a... Yeah. Are our jobs safe? 286 00:16:44,723 --> 00:16:46,963 Yes. Everything is fine. 287 00:16:57,643 --> 00:17:00,563 You know we have to pay four grand for the urinal troughs? 288 00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:03,643 I'm not paying four grand for a band I've never heard of. 289 00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:07,163 No, the urinal troughs are not a band. It's the men's lavatories. 290 00:17:07,163 --> 00:17:09,003 The men can just piss in the woods. 291 00:17:09,003 --> 00:17:11,563 Not according to the regulations they can't. 292 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:14,803 So much for Brexit taking back control. 293 00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:20,763 How long have you worked here? Uh, 11 years. 294 00:17:20,763 --> 00:17:22,163 Fuck. Seriously? 295 00:17:22,163 --> 00:17:24,843 Yeah. Jesus. That would do my head in. 296 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:27,523 It does my head in. Why don't you quit? Set up on your own. 297 00:17:27,523 --> 00:17:29,603 No, I don't think that's really feasible. 298 00:17:29,603 --> 00:17:31,563 Darling, organising my dream festival 299 00:17:31,563 --> 00:17:33,643 shouldn't be feasible, but I'm doing it. 300 00:17:33,643 --> 00:17:36,563 Feel like I'm doing most of it. What are your dreams? 301 00:17:36,563 --> 00:17:40,163 Oh, I've got loads of 'em. I keep a list actually on my computer. 302 00:17:40,163 --> 00:17:42,843 Come on, then. Let's see them. 303 00:17:42,843 --> 00:17:44,163 No. Please. 304 00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:47,203 No, you'll just laugh at it or something. 305 00:17:47,203 --> 00:17:49,963 Greg, I'll never laugh. 306 00:17:49,963 --> 00:17:51,243 Come on. 307 00:17:52,843 --> 00:17:56,643 "Greg Dillard Bucket List Dreams. Travel on a private plane." 308 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,403 Yes, please. "Stay calm during turbulence." 309 00:17:59,403 --> 00:18:01,363 If possible. "Join the mile high club." 310 00:18:01,363 --> 00:18:03,563 Brackets - "find out if that's a real club." 311 00:18:03,563 --> 00:18:05,923 Is it? Are all of your dreams about planes? 312 00:18:05,923 --> 00:18:07,723 A lot of them are about planes, yeah. 313 00:18:07,723 --> 00:18:09,043 But there's all sorts on there. 314 00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:11,883 "Have one of those kitchen taps that produces permanently hot water." 315 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,043 Have you seen them? Amazing. 316 00:18:13,043 --> 00:18:15,683 "Become really good at paintball and have a paintball nickname, 317 00:18:15,683 --> 00:18:17,963 "ie, The Punisher." The Punisher. 318 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,923 "Have a fling with a supermodel. 319 00:18:19,923 --> 00:18:24,163 "Take her to a wedding or funeral where ex-wife will see her." 320 00:18:24,163 --> 00:18:25,523 Ohh! 321 00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:28,283 Darling, why didn't you just say you want to make your ex jealous? 322 00:18:28,283 --> 00:18:30,363 I can introduce you to supermodels. 323 00:18:30,363 --> 00:18:32,483 Can you? Oh, hell yeah! 324 00:18:32,483 --> 00:18:35,803 Models are all over music festivals like flies on shit. Are they? 325 00:18:35,803 --> 00:18:38,723 You stick with me and I will reduce your ex-wife to tears. 326 00:18:38,723 --> 00:18:42,243 And then you will meet musicians and you'll go on private planes 327 00:18:42,243 --> 00:18:45,243 with hot taps and then you'll have amazing anecdotes. 328 00:18:45,243 --> 00:18:48,563 "Forever is composed of nows." Ooh, who said that? 329 00:18:48,563 --> 00:18:51,923 Allison in accounts has got it on a mug. I love it. 330 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:54,003 It's good, isn't it? Yeah. 331 00:18:54,003 --> 00:18:57,483 I'm excited about this. Me too! 332 00:19:06,483 --> 00:19:08,523 They always add up to 360 or 180 333 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:11,123 depending on how many sides there are? 334 00:19:11,123 --> 00:19:13,763 Yeah, exactly. You're going to smash this. 335 00:19:13,763 --> 00:19:15,563 You think? 336 00:19:15,563 --> 00:19:19,123 So, we can... He's nice. 337 00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,243 Him. Peng or what? 338 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,963 Um... Not your type? 339 00:19:22,963 --> 00:19:27,003 Yes, I know your type. I don't have a type. 340 00:19:27,003 --> 00:19:30,763 What are you like? You're lusting after my brother. 341 00:19:30,763 --> 00:19:32,043 No, I'm not. 342 00:19:33,723 --> 00:19:37,323 So, do you want to know this, um, really cool maths trick? 343 00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:40,723 You get your shoe size and then you multiply that by five... 344 00:19:40,723 --> 00:19:43,363 How's it going? Hi. 345 00:19:43,363 --> 00:19:46,363 Yeah, it's good. It's, it's going really good. 346 00:19:46,363 --> 00:19:49,723 Your sister, she, she's brilliant. So... What are you doing here? 347 00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:53,243 I came to walk you home. Since when? 348 00:19:53,243 --> 00:19:56,763 Since now. Well, I want to study a bit longer. 349 00:19:56,763 --> 00:20:01,723 But, uh, Rani's got to get the bus. Don't you? No, I don't. 350 00:20:01,723 --> 00:20:05,443 I'm fine. No, no, no. You've got that thing. 351 00:20:05,443 --> 00:20:08,363 Why don't you walk her to the bus stop? 352 00:20:08,363 --> 00:20:10,803 You don't have to do that. Yes, he does. 353 00:20:10,803 --> 00:20:13,683 A lot of flashers and pervs hang around outside the library. 354 00:20:13,683 --> 00:20:17,083 Famous for it. I mean, I could walk you. 355 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,763 What a gentleman. 356 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,443 I'll come back and pick you up after, Es. 357 00:20:38,243 --> 00:20:41,563 Oh, hey, Sophie. This is my ex-wife Sophie. 358 00:20:41,563 --> 00:20:45,003 Have you met my new girlfriend, Allegra? 359 00:20:45,003 --> 00:20:48,283 Where did we meet? Oh, at a music festival I organised. 360 00:20:48,283 --> 00:20:52,883 She's a model. Professional model. And human rights lawyer. 361 00:20:52,883 --> 00:20:56,923 Don't cry, Sophie, come on. You knew it was over between us. 362 00:21:05,963 --> 00:21:09,483 QUIET CONVERSATION 363 00:21:10,523 --> 00:21:12,763 I love it. So insane. Yeah. 364 00:21:12,763 --> 00:21:15,843 What're we talking about? Oh, G, you wouldn't believe this but Spencer 365 00:21:15,843 --> 00:21:17,963 here has been to the Festival of Music and Light. 366 00:21:17,963 --> 00:21:20,803 As in, the original one in India that inspired me. 367 00:21:20,803 --> 00:21:23,203 Has he? Changed my life, mate. 368 00:21:23,203 --> 00:21:25,003 Oh, yeah? You ever been to India, G-spot? 369 00:21:25,003 --> 00:21:26,923 I haven't yet, no. But, you know, planning to. 370 00:21:26,923 --> 00:21:29,363 Yeah, not really into travelling, are you? Although I see 371 00:21:29,363 --> 00:21:30,923 you do want to join the mile high club. 372 00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:33,203 You know that takes more than a toilet wank on Ryanair? 373 00:21:33,203 --> 00:21:36,443 Yeah, otherwise I'd already be a member. That's private. 374 00:21:36,443 --> 00:21:38,483 Speaking of music and light, right, 375 00:21:38,483 --> 00:21:40,283 my friend Edgar has hired a party boat. 376 00:21:40,283 --> 00:21:42,643 I'm heading down there now if you want to come. Really? 377 00:21:42,643 --> 00:21:45,083 We're a bit busy. Surely you can man the fort, can't you, mate? 378 00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:47,123 Oh, I can man a fort, mate, if you need a fort manned. 379 00:21:47,123 --> 00:21:48,283 What's the issue then, mate? 380 00:21:48,283 --> 00:21:50,123 The issue, mate, is we're on a deadline, mate. 381 00:21:50,123 --> 00:21:52,083 Edgar's brother is a serious mixologist. 382 00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,963 He does the best pomegranate martinis. 383 00:21:53,963 --> 00:21:56,843 Oh, well pomegranates are full of antioxidants so maybe we should go for one. 384 00:21:56,843 --> 00:21:59,523 Well, we could, but we do have to organise a music festival by tomorrow. 385 00:21:59,523 --> 00:22:02,563 And, you know, remember the supermodels and the private planes and everything? 386 00:22:02,563 --> 00:22:06,083 Yeah, but that'll get done. I mean, boat parties are so much fun, Greg. 387 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:09,243 And, come on, who was it that said "Forever is composed of nows"? 388 00:22:09,243 --> 00:22:12,123 It was a mug. Let's not take advice from crockery. 389 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:14,563 I really could just do with a breath of fresh air. 390 00:22:14,563 --> 00:22:17,083 I mean, I just, I feel like I'm slowing us both down. 391 00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:21,763 My head is just so...fuzzy. Oh, no, fuzzy heads are the worst. 392 00:22:21,763 --> 00:22:24,363 Can I suggest a notion, mate? We're good for notions, mate. 393 00:22:24,363 --> 00:22:27,243 G-Force, why don't you crack on, right, keep the pace up. 394 00:22:27,243 --> 00:22:29,443 Let her Ladyship pop out for a breath of air, 395 00:22:29,443 --> 00:22:31,923 couple of pomegranatinis, clears her head, OK? 396 00:22:31,923 --> 00:22:33,923 She comes back here twice as focused. 397 00:22:33,923 --> 00:22:37,403 Is that all right, darling? You're the boss. 398 00:22:44,683 --> 00:22:49,163 I know this tiny little speakeasy where we could go and get.. 399 00:23:01,643 --> 00:23:04,363 Claire. 400 00:23:06,243 --> 00:23:07,843 Let me be a part of this. 401 00:23:07,843 --> 00:23:11,203 Myrna, no-one respects you more than me. 402 00:23:11,203 --> 00:23:14,363 Everything that you've done and sacrificed. 403 00:23:14,363 --> 00:23:18,443 But you've been shouting for too long. People stopped listening. 404 00:23:18,443 --> 00:23:21,883 I can just stay in the back. You've played your part. 405 00:23:21,883 --> 00:23:25,363 It's time to step aside now. And do what? 406 00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:27,963 Enjoy the other things in your life. 407 00:23:30,003 --> 00:23:31,443 Please. 408 00:23:32,803 --> 00:23:35,683 I don't have anything else. 409 00:23:35,683 --> 00:23:38,283 Sorry. 410 00:23:54,923 --> 00:23:58,043 Do you know this guy, uh, Ram Mohan Roy? 411 00:23:58,043 --> 00:24:03,203 He campaigned for women's rights in India around 200 years ago. 412 00:24:03,203 --> 00:24:04,923 He was a pretty cool dude. 413 00:24:04,923 --> 00:24:07,843 It still don't make no sense to me, you know? 414 00:24:07,843 --> 00:24:12,083 Why would somebody like you, who must be at least 15 people's 415 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:15,283 phone-a-friend, steal stuff for no reason? 416 00:24:15,283 --> 00:24:20,163 I don't know. Just trying to fuck things up. I guess. 417 00:24:20,163 --> 00:24:23,003 Yeah, but why would you want to fuck things up on purpose? 418 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:26,123 Sometimes... Sometimes it just feels 419 00:24:26,123 --> 00:24:29,643 like I'm living my life behind a glass wall. 420 00:24:29,643 --> 00:24:34,603 And I can see the real world but I can't, can't touch it. You know? 421 00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,163 No, not really. 422 00:24:36,163 --> 00:24:40,763 It's like a bad version of Catcher in the Rye. 423 00:24:40,763 --> 00:24:43,683 I heard about that book. Is that worth a read, yeah? 424 00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:48,283 Definitely. So, why, uh, why are you doing community service? 425 00:24:48,283 --> 00:24:51,283 Well, uh... 426 00:24:56,723 --> 00:24:58,523 Are those the men from my house? 427 00:24:58,523 --> 00:25:01,083 No, different. 428 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:06,683 CLAIRE: Stop stop-and-search! PROTESTERS: Stop stop-and-search! 429 00:25:06,683 --> 00:25:10,403 Just because he's a young black man! 430 00:25:10,403 --> 00:25:13,163 Doesn't mean he's in a gang! 431 00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:15,803 Why is the myth always replayed... 432 00:25:15,803 --> 00:25:18,723 That every young black man carries a blade?! 433 00:25:18,723 --> 00:25:23,123 Stop stop-and-search! Stop stop-and-search! 434 00:25:23,123 --> 00:25:26,443 Just because he's a young black man... 435 00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:28,643 Doesn't mean he's in a gang! 436 00:25:28,643 --> 00:25:31,163 Why is the myth always replayed... 437 00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:33,963 That every young black man carries a blade? 438 00:25:33,963 --> 00:25:36,003 Stop stop-and-search! 439 00:25:36,003 --> 00:25:38,283 Stop stop-and-search! 440 00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:34,643 You OK? 441 00:26:34,643 --> 00:26:36,323 What did those men want? 442 00:26:36,323 --> 00:26:38,003 It's complicated. 443 00:26:38,003 --> 00:26:41,763 Don't worry. They won't trouble you. Oh, my God. Guys! 444 00:26:41,763 --> 00:26:44,083 What are the chances? 445 00:26:44,083 --> 00:26:48,083 I knew I was right. About what? Come on! 446 00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:51,123 You're riding the waves together. That's sexy time vibes! 447 00:26:51,123 --> 00:26:53,003 No, that's just friend vibes. 448 00:26:53,003 --> 00:26:54,683 Friends with bennies vibes. 449 00:26:54,683 --> 00:26:57,243 No, like, like, normal friend vibes. 450 00:26:57,243 --> 00:26:59,483 OK, OK, OK, I get it. I'll go. 451 00:26:59,483 --> 00:27:03,163 Leave you guys to splice the main brace, as they say. 452 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:08,243 No-one says that. And, and, and we're not splicing any braces! 453 00:27:22,003 --> 00:27:24,003 Oh-ho-ho-ho! 454 00:27:24,003 --> 00:27:26,203 I wonder what this is, eh? 455 00:27:29,363 --> 00:27:32,363 Oh, that is fantastic. 456 00:27:32,363 --> 00:27:36,083 The same one Ernie Els is paid to use. Wow. 457 00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:39,443 And it's engraved. Oh, yeah. 458 00:27:39,443 --> 00:27:41,243 "To Grandda. 459 00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:42,563 "Fore!" 460 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,843 That is beautiful. 461 00:27:46,843 --> 00:27:50,083 Thank you, my darlings. 462 00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:52,683 Well, I think you'd better hang on to this. 463 00:27:52,683 --> 00:27:54,843 In case you have any more intruders. 464 00:27:54,843 --> 00:27:57,083 John! I'm joking. 465 00:27:57,083 --> 00:28:01,003 I know, but he's still a person. 466 00:28:01,003 --> 00:28:04,523 Don't feel sorry for him, Ruth. He broke into your home. 467 00:28:04,523 --> 00:28:07,723 Yes, but...we, we don't know his circumstances. 468 00:28:07,723 --> 00:28:10,203 Let me tell you about these people, Ruth. 469 00:28:10,203 --> 00:28:13,283 Yes, some of them have had it tough, I'm sure. 470 00:28:13,283 --> 00:28:16,283 But that does not give them the right to whine and belly-ache 471 00:28:16,283 --> 00:28:19,003 and take what they want from the rest of us who have worked for it. 472 00:28:19,003 --> 00:28:21,643 You know, Dad came from nothing. Never stole a penny. 473 00:28:21,643 --> 00:28:23,643 Hm. I know. I'm just saying 474 00:28:23,643 --> 00:28:27,083 you didn't have to beat the boy half to death. 475 00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:30,643 He was defending his home. Like I raised him to. 476 00:28:30,643 --> 00:28:33,963 I just think there are other ways than violence. 477 00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:37,163 Like what? What do you want your husband to do the next time? 478 00:28:37,163 --> 00:28:39,843 Just so he knows. I think what dad's saying is sometimes... 479 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,403 You don't need to speak for me. 480 00:28:41,403 --> 00:28:45,643 What if one of these sort broke in right now, what should he do? 481 00:28:45,643 --> 00:28:48,803 Stand back, let you and the girls be raped or murdered. 482 00:28:48,803 --> 00:28:51,843 Dad. Should he stand back and do nothing? 483 00:28:51,843 --> 00:28:54,723 No. Of course not. 484 00:28:54,723 --> 00:28:59,643 No. Well then. We agree he did the right thing. 485 00:29:04,163 --> 00:29:05,963 It's your birthday cake. 486 00:29:05,963 --> 00:29:08,163 Is that for me? 487 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:11,163 Oh, that is beautiful. 488 00:29:11,163 --> 00:29:14,123 You made that? Yes. 489 00:29:14,123 --> 00:29:15,723 You didn't. 490 00:29:20,003 --> 00:29:21,323 No way. 491 00:29:21,323 --> 00:29:22,683 No way! 492 00:29:22,683 --> 00:29:26,843 Uh, everyone, this is Myrna, my big sister. 493 00:29:26,843 --> 00:29:28,883 Hi, Myrna. All right. 494 00:29:28,883 --> 00:29:32,363 Oh, this is Marcus. It's his group. Nice to meet you. 495 00:29:32,363 --> 00:29:36,083 And you. Your sister says nothing but lovely things about you. 496 00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:38,763 She says the same about you. 497 00:29:40,603 --> 00:29:44,523 So, you all drove here to then go for a walk? 498 00:29:44,523 --> 00:29:45,923 That's right. 499 00:29:48,283 --> 00:29:52,523 You coming or what? I'm coming. 500 00:29:53,803 --> 00:29:56,763 Uh, listen, Dad, have you, uh... 501 00:29:56,763 --> 00:30:00,283 ..given any thought to contingencies? 502 00:30:00,283 --> 00:30:02,723 Contingencies? Yeah, you know. 503 00:30:02,723 --> 00:30:06,563 If for any reason the Chinese deal went south or... 504 00:30:06,563 --> 00:30:11,083 Why would the Chinese deal go south? Have they said something? 505 00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:12,363 No. No, but, you know. 506 00:30:12,363 --> 00:30:15,363 I mean, Christ, we're dealing with Communists... 507 00:30:15,363 --> 00:30:19,003 You know? Chairman Yang forgets to curtsy in front of a portrait 508 00:30:19,003 --> 00:30:22,203 of Chairman Mao, he's off to the re-education camps just like that. 509 00:30:22,203 --> 00:30:25,123 Listen, you've, you've always told me to have a contingency. 510 00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:27,683 No, not with the Chinese. Too risky. 511 00:30:27,683 --> 00:30:30,443 They could be tapping our phones as it is. 512 00:30:30,443 --> 00:30:33,243 If they get wind we're trying to dance with other girls 513 00:30:33,243 --> 00:30:34,963 they won't come to the hop at all. 514 00:30:37,243 --> 00:30:43,443 Yep. It's just, you know, if we did want another girl's phone number 515 00:30:43,443 --> 00:30:47,363 in our back pocket we have, uh, we've had interest. 516 00:30:47,363 --> 00:30:48,403 From who? 517 00:30:48,403 --> 00:30:50,243 Graham Hilgard. 518 00:30:50,243 --> 00:30:52,003 Away and shite with your Graham Hilgard. 519 00:30:52,003 --> 00:30:54,643 Dad, no, listen. He has the capital. 520 00:30:54,643 --> 00:30:57,323 I'll be gang-banged by the Chinese before Hilgard 521 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:59,123 sticks his todger in my business. 522 00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:02,043 Our business, Dad. Sticks his todger in our business, OK? 523 00:31:02,043 --> 00:31:04,363 You retired. I haven't retired! 524 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:09,523 Well, whatever you want to call it. You know, I run things. 525 00:31:09,523 --> 00:31:11,243 You couldn't run a fucking bath. 526 00:31:13,123 --> 00:31:15,083 You know, Dad, for once in my life it would be nice 527 00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:17,243 if I got a little bit of credit for the work that I do. 528 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:19,203 You haven't had to do a day's work in your life. 529 00:31:19,203 --> 00:31:21,963 How did I earn all of this!? I earned all this! 530 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:24,603 You're welcome! 531 00:31:24,603 --> 00:31:28,283 Hilgard is not a conversation. 532 00:31:28,283 --> 00:31:30,163 Handle this one. 533 00:31:32,163 --> 00:31:34,203 Right. Follow that. 534 00:31:40,563 --> 00:31:43,483 The thing about Tony Hadley is, he's not just a great singer, 535 00:31:43,483 --> 00:31:45,603 he's also a bloody nice bloke. 536 00:31:45,603 --> 00:31:48,643 And I like the message in Gold. Yeah. 537 00:31:48,643 --> 00:31:51,443 # Always believe in your soul. # 538 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:53,563 My friends fancied the Kemp Brothers 539 00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:55,723 but I always thought Tony Hadley was the sexy one. 540 00:31:55,723 --> 00:31:59,723 Oh, yeah. I wouldn't mind getting a bit New Romantic with Tony! 541 00:31:59,723 --> 00:32:02,403 Shame he's a bloody Tory! 542 00:32:03,723 --> 00:32:06,083 Why, are Tories supposed to be bad in bed? Probably. 543 00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:08,203 The only thing they know how to fuck is this country. 544 00:32:08,203 --> 00:32:09,723 Myrna. 545 00:32:14,603 --> 00:32:16,563 Where are we walking to exactly? 546 00:32:16,563 --> 00:32:19,203 Just back to where we started. 547 00:32:19,203 --> 00:32:22,283 Right. You know, if you're doing a lot of walking you should get 548 00:32:22,283 --> 00:32:27,203 a sponsorship. Or, walk to Downing Street and hand in a petition. 549 00:32:29,723 --> 00:32:33,243 Ah... The group's just meant to be a bit of fun, really. 550 00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:36,083 But, what's the point? 551 00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:38,803 Life is heavy enough as it is. 552 00:32:38,803 --> 00:32:42,363 What I love about walking is it doesn't need a point. 553 00:32:42,363 --> 00:32:43,963 It's a pleasure in itself. 554 00:32:43,963 --> 00:32:48,363 Yeah, but, if something has no point then it is pointless. 555 00:32:48,363 --> 00:32:50,683 I mean, do you want to waste your life 556 00:32:50,683 --> 00:32:53,203 literally walking around in circles? 557 00:32:53,203 --> 00:32:55,243 You might as well already be dead. Myrna. 558 00:32:55,243 --> 00:32:56,923 No, no, I'm not having a go. 559 00:32:56,923 --> 00:33:01,003 I'm just saying, we could be using this time to do something real. 560 00:33:01,003 --> 00:33:03,283 Why can't we just enjoy a quiet stroll? 561 00:33:03,283 --> 00:33:06,003 Because while you're having a nice stroll, 562 00:33:06,003 --> 00:33:09,083 35% of ethnic minorities are living in poverty. 563 00:33:09,083 --> 00:33:11,443 I'd have thought it would be much higher. 564 00:33:11,443 --> 00:33:15,323 The group is not really political, Myrna. 565 00:33:15,323 --> 00:33:17,843 Everything is political, love. 566 00:33:26,163 --> 00:33:29,523 Primo banger. How are things going with Greggy? 567 00:33:29,523 --> 00:33:31,763 Oh, he is so sweet. Such a sweet guy. Deffo. 568 00:33:31,763 --> 00:33:34,323 Yeah, I think he's lived quite a sheltered life. 569 00:33:34,323 --> 00:33:37,963 He thought MDMA was a mixed martial art. I know. He's so out of touch. 570 00:33:37,963 --> 00:33:41,723 He thinks Cardi B is his second favourite cardigan. Oh. 571 00:33:41,723 --> 00:33:48,243 Mm-mm, yes! Uh, I think that's why Greg Foo-Yung's never been promoted. 572 00:33:48,243 --> 00:33:53,403 How do you mean? Well, my flaw is that I'm too aggressive in getting 573 00:33:53,403 --> 00:33:55,243 the very best for my client. 574 00:33:55,243 --> 00:33:58,603 But I watch Greg at work, he's just out of his depth. 575 00:33:58,603 --> 00:34:02,403 Yeah. He has told us about the Cupboard of Chaos. 576 00:34:02,403 --> 00:34:05,043 What's the Cupboard of Chaos? 577 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:09,803 Oh, God. That is savage! Where did you get this? 578 00:34:09,803 --> 00:34:13,443 It's just my usual... Ah, oh, darling, it's rough, like pub dust. 579 00:34:13,443 --> 00:34:16,803 Is it the only shit on board? Yeah. 580 00:34:16,803 --> 00:34:18,283 Oh, no. No way. 581 00:34:18,283 --> 00:34:21,123 We can do better than that. I have a guy. I met him at a club. 582 00:34:21,123 --> 00:34:25,643 He has this, um, this spider tattoo across half his face. 583 00:34:25,643 --> 00:34:27,043 Such a sweet guy. 584 00:34:27,043 --> 00:34:28,723 Amazing. 585 00:34:32,683 --> 00:34:36,083 PHONE RINGS 586 00:34:37,123 --> 00:34:39,123 Hello? 587 00:34:39,123 --> 00:34:41,803 Hi, lovely, how's it going? Slowly. Are you on the way back? 588 00:34:41,803 --> 00:34:43,323 Darling, why don't you take a break? 589 00:34:43,323 --> 00:34:45,243 Come on. Just hop in an Uber and get down here. 590 00:34:45,243 --> 00:34:46,923 We don't have time. Yes, we do, Greg. 591 00:34:46,923 --> 00:34:49,803 I am the boss and I want you to come down here. We'll have one drink 592 00:34:49,803 --> 00:34:52,163 and then we'll both get back to it recharged. OK? 593 00:34:52,163 --> 00:34:54,603 OK, fine. Yay! All right, darling. 594 00:34:54,603 --> 00:34:56,483 Ooh, can I ask you a favour? 595 00:34:56,483 --> 00:34:59,163 Could you pick something up for me on the way? 596 00:34:59,163 --> 00:35:02,883 Hi, chaps. Look, I don't want seem like Adolph Fun Sponge, 597 00:35:02,883 --> 00:35:06,443 but this is my friend Edgar's party and no-one recognises you. 598 00:35:06,443 --> 00:35:10,083 Oh, well, we're friends with Lady Gabby. Oh, oh, oh, cool, cool. 599 00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:13,323 Well, right, I'm Spencer. What are your names? 600 00:35:13,323 --> 00:35:17,283 My name is Yolanda and this is...Rafe. 601 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:22,043 Rafe. Your face rings a bell, Rafe. How do you know, uh, Lady Gabby? 602 00:35:22,043 --> 00:35:26,683 Oh, I... Rafe, you know, he's her interior designer. 603 00:35:26,683 --> 00:35:28,803 That's a fucking coincidence, that, 604 00:35:28,803 --> 00:35:31,003 because I just bought my own place... Oh. 605 00:35:31,003 --> 00:35:34,443 I'm really looking to stamp my own mark on it. What's hot this season? 606 00:35:34,443 --> 00:35:38,723 Rafe, what is hot this season? Uh, what, this season? Mm-hm. 607 00:35:38,723 --> 00:35:42,923 This season, yeah. This season's all about leather wallpaper. 608 00:35:42,923 --> 00:35:45,683 Really? Yeah. 609 00:35:45,683 --> 00:35:50,283 Well, make a note, this season's all about leather wallpaper. 610 00:35:50,283 --> 00:35:55,043 What do you do, Yolanda? Yo-Yo, she's, uh, she's in porn. 611 00:35:55,043 --> 00:35:59,203 Porn? Yes, she goes by Misty Jutland. 612 00:35:59,203 --> 00:36:02,403 Hm, don't you? Yeah. Yeah. You might have heard of her. 613 00:36:02,403 --> 00:36:05,083 I've done a lot of work with Long Dong Silver. 614 00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:06,963 You don't really work in porn. 615 00:36:06,963 --> 00:36:09,963 Oh, my God! We have to go and dance. Come on, Rafe. 616 00:36:09,963 --> 00:36:12,003 You bloody love Abba, don't you? 617 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:17,683 Do I? Yeah, yeah. You've seen Mamma Mia nine times. 618 00:36:17,683 --> 00:36:18,963 Enjoy. 619 00:36:20,003 --> 00:36:21,603 Rafe. 620 00:36:24,723 --> 00:36:28,283 Can I, uh, can I have a word? What's up? 621 00:36:28,283 --> 00:36:34,483 The group have asked me to ask you to leave. 622 00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:36,283 Leave? Why? 623 00:36:36,283 --> 00:36:39,883 You told Marcus he was a race traitor because he liked the music of Michael Bolton. 624 00:36:39,883 --> 00:36:43,043 Michael Bolton stole his entire singing style from black R&B. 625 00:36:43,043 --> 00:36:45,483 You called Susan a puppet of capitalism. She is. 626 00:36:45,483 --> 00:36:46,883 She works part time at Ikea. 627 00:36:49,523 --> 00:36:51,923 Why do you have to do this all of the time? 628 00:36:51,923 --> 00:36:53,003 Do what? 629 00:36:53,003 --> 00:36:55,243 Act like the angry black woman. It's not an act. 630 00:36:55,243 --> 00:36:58,043 I've got a lot to be angry about. So do I. We grew up together. 631 00:36:58,043 --> 00:37:01,403 We took the same shit. I worked things through. I let things go. 632 00:37:01,403 --> 00:37:03,843 Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't. I have to. 633 00:37:03,843 --> 00:37:06,563 I don't want to end up like you. Which is like what? 634 00:37:06,563 --> 00:37:10,723 A lonely balled up fist of fossilised rage. 635 00:37:10,723 --> 00:37:13,923 I quite like that. I'll put it on a T-shirt. 636 00:37:13,923 --> 00:37:16,963 I'm sorry, but can you leave the group, please? How? 637 00:37:16,963 --> 00:37:19,163 I've got to walk this way to get back. 638 00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:58,963 Yo. Hi, hiya. 639 00:37:58,963 --> 00:38:01,003 West side. 640 00:38:01,003 --> 00:38:02,883 Sorry to, uh, interrupt. 641 00:38:02,883 --> 00:38:04,803 I'm sure you're absolutely snowed under. 642 00:38:04,803 --> 00:38:07,323 Friend of mind said, uh, that she called ahead. 643 00:38:07,323 --> 00:38:09,523 I was supposed to pick up a prescription. 644 00:38:09,523 --> 00:38:13,003 Which I'm beginning to realise is not for Gaviscon Extra. 645 00:38:15,123 --> 00:38:19,003 You undy? Am I what, sorry? Undy. 646 00:38:19,003 --> 00:38:22,963 Undercover police. Oh, me, no. No, I'm a, I'm a lawyer. 647 00:38:22,963 --> 00:38:25,443 Civil litigation mainly. But, uh, some contract law. 648 00:38:25,443 --> 00:38:27,083 Prescriptions are 80 quid. 649 00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:29,203 Oh, my friend didn't say anything about money. 650 00:38:29,203 --> 00:38:31,563 Oh, then, why don't you take the product then, like, 651 00:38:31,563 --> 00:38:34,763 come back with the money when, when it's convenient. 652 00:38:34,763 --> 00:38:37,203 Oh, great, thank you. Brilliant. I appreciate that. 653 00:38:37,203 --> 00:38:40,363 I'm not playing, bruv. You got the Ps? 654 00:38:41,923 --> 00:38:44,003 By Ps you mean...? 655 00:38:44,003 --> 00:38:47,523 Ps. Paper. Cheddar. Folding. 656 00:38:47,523 --> 00:38:51,043 Yeah, that's not helping. If anything, that's muddying the water. 657 00:38:51,043 --> 00:38:53,803 The money. The money. 658 00:38:55,003 --> 00:38:56,563 OK. Slang. 659 00:38:56,563 --> 00:38:58,123 Give me one second. 660 00:39:05,643 --> 00:39:06,923 Uh, I can do 60. 661 00:39:06,923 --> 00:39:09,883 Don't give it to me. No, OK. 662 00:39:09,883 --> 00:39:13,363 I'm very confused, cos just now you, you were talking about money. 663 00:39:13,363 --> 00:39:16,203 You seemed like you wanted some for the product. 664 00:39:16,203 --> 00:39:19,243 And, there it is and now you don't want it. 665 00:39:21,403 --> 00:39:23,283 Give it to him. 666 00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:28,683 Who's he? The work experience kid? 667 00:39:28,683 --> 00:39:32,403 Oh, uh, you should've said, um, say hello to my little friend! 668 00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:35,483 Have you seen that film? Scarface? No? 669 00:39:35,483 --> 00:39:37,403 You'd like it. It's about drug deal... 670 00:39:37,403 --> 00:39:39,683 About, um, what is it about? I can't even remember. 671 00:39:41,203 --> 00:39:44,643 Excuse me. I was told to give you this money. 672 00:39:48,323 --> 00:39:50,363 Wait here. Yeah. 673 00:39:58,843 --> 00:40:00,883 He's not coming back, is he? 674 00:40:05,483 --> 00:40:08,843 MUSIC: Acceptable In The 80s by Calvin Harris 675 00:40:28,483 --> 00:40:33,483 MUSIC: Young Dumb & Broke by Khalid 676 00:40:33,483 --> 00:40:37,043 # So you're still thinking of me 677 00:40:37,043 --> 00:40:40,123 # Just like I know you should 678 00:40:40,123 --> 00:40:44,043 # I can not give you everything 679 00:40:44,043 --> 00:40:47,043 # You know I wish I could 680 00:40:47,043 --> 00:40:50,603 # I'm so high at the moment 681 00:40:50,603 --> 00:40:54,243 # I'm so caught up in this 682 00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:57,683 # Yeah, we're just young, dumb and broke 683 00:40:57,683 --> 00:41:00,483 # But we still got love to give 684 00:41:00,483 --> 00:41:02,083 # While we're young, dumb 685 00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:04,523 # Young, young, dumb and broke 686 00:41:04,523 --> 00:41:05,763 # Young, dumb 687 00:41:05,763 --> 00:41:07,843 # Young, young, dumb and broke... # 688 00:41:07,843 --> 00:41:12,443 We have to use the photo booth. Yeah. 689 00:41:36,683 --> 00:41:38,563 BUZZER 690 00:41:44,523 --> 00:41:47,123 I'll just get my shoes. Yeah, no, er, listen. 691 00:41:47,123 --> 00:41:50,963 I've, um, I've changed my mind. No. 692 00:41:50,963 --> 00:41:54,043 I need the money. No. 693 00:41:54,043 --> 00:41:55,723 It's all of us or none of us. 694 00:41:57,283 --> 00:42:00,203 You know, my dad came to this country with, uh, 695 00:42:00,203 --> 00:42:01,883 five bob in his pocket. 696 00:42:01,883 --> 00:42:04,163 Back when there were signs everywhere that said, 697 00:42:04,163 --> 00:42:06,883 "No blacks, no dogs, no Irish." You don't have to remind me. 698 00:42:06,883 --> 00:42:10,123 Well, he worked the roads, the building sites, the gaslight. 699 00:42:10,123 --> 00:42:14,243 He grafted every day God gave him to make something of himself. 700 00:42:15,963 --> 00:42:19,603 If I don't take this money, everything he ever worked for... 701 00:42:19,603 --> 00:42:21,963 Everything he ever worked for is gone. 702 00:42:21,963 --> 00:42:24,523 It's a crime. What's the crime? 703 00:42:24,523 --> 00:42:26,563 Keeping people in work? 704 00:42:26,563 --> 00:42:29,363 You ignore the law when it suits you, don't you? 705 00:42:29,363 --> 00:42:30,923 Not when it comes to stealing money. 706 00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:33,123 You know everyone steals these days, yeah? 707 00:42:33,123 --> 00:42:34,963 That's why small businesses like mine 708 00:42:34,963 --> 00:42:36,923 pay more tax than these giant tech companies. 709 00:42:36,923 --> 00:42:39,763 Look, you're just bitter that you don't have the same accountant! 710 00:42:39,763 --> 00:42:41,643 Oh, no, no, no, excuse me. 711 00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:45,763 If I'm bitter it's because we have a Government that gives aid money 712 00:42:45,763 --> 00:42:48,923 to third world countries to build new factories 713 00:42:48,923 --> 00:42:51,123 while mine can barely stay open. 714 00:42:51,123 --> 00:42:53,443 Here we go. Yeah, here we go! 715 00:42:53,443 --> 00:42:56,443 You know we give millions of pounds to India? India! 716 00:42:56,443 --> 00:42:59,123 India has a space programme. We don't. 717 00:42:59,123 --> 00:43:03,283 India is the world's fastest growing economy. They don't need our help! 718 00:43:03,283 --> 00:43:04,883 It's ridiculous. 719 00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:07,523 It's like giving Mick Jagger the winter fuel allowance. 720 00:43:07,523 --> 00:43:10,803 You are a capitalist. You know the game and so does your father! 721 00:43:10,803 --> 00:43:14,243 Yeah, well, my father doesn't know that his business is about to fold. 722 00:43:14,243 --> 00:43:16,923 Well, then, you'd better tell him. I can't tell him. 723 00:43:16,923 --> 00:43:20,603 Why can't you? Because all my life he told me I was nothing 724 00:43:20,603 --> 00:43:22,523 and I'm not about to prove him right! 725 00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:26,963 Just take the money. 726 00:43:26,963 --> 00:43:30,163 Go buy your collective some, uh, T-shirts and vegan sausage rolls. 727 00:43:30,163 --> 00:43:33,723 My collective and I have...parted ways. 728 00:43:33,723 --> 00:43:36,363 What, since this morning? 729 00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,323 Fine, I don't care. 730 00:43:38,323 --> 00:43:42,043 Take the money and go Mother Teresa it up in the slums of Calcutta. 731 00:43:42,043 --> 00:43:46,003 No. I am not taking the money. What else are you going to do? 732 00:43:46,003 --> 00:43:48,443 When's that phone ever going to ring? Huh? 733 00:43:48,443 --> 00:43:51,163 You're just going to sit here every day eating fair trade falafel 734 00:43:51,163 --> 00:43:52,723 until you just keel over and die. 735 00:43:52,723 --> 00:43:55,523 You better hope the police find your body before your cat does, eh? 736 00:43:55,523 --> 00:43:57,363 You should go now. I heard myself say that. 737 00:43:57,363 --> 00:43:59,883 I'm going to apologise right there. I think you should go. 738 00:43:59,883 --> 00:44:01,923 No, I hear you and I'm saying sorry, right? Go! 739 00:44:01,923 --> 00:44:04,163 Fuck's sake. 740 00:44:06,363 --> 00:44:07,603 Fuck. 741 00:44:11,163 --> 00:44:13,563 G, you made it! 742 00:44:13,563 --> 00:44:15,843 Did you manage to pick up my prescription? 743 00:44:15,843 --> 00:44:19,563 Sorry, no. A nine-year-old kid stole all of my money. 744 00:44:19,563 --> 00:44:22,563 Well, you're an angel for trying. Gregs Benedict! 745 00:44:22,563 --> 00:44:24,003 Spencer. 746 00:44:24,003 --> 00:44:26,803 Darling, can you ask your friend to pull in so Greg can get on, please? 747 00:44:26,803 --> 00:44:29,763 Yeah. Oh, God, yeah, bit of rotten news about that I'm afraid, mate. 748 00:44:29,763 --> 00:44:32,283 I just spoke to the skipper and we're full to bursting, mate. 749 00:44:32,283 --> 00:44:34,443 I can't let you on board. Oh, no, you're joking. 750 00:44:34,443 --> 00:44:36,563 No, I'm gutted, mate. I'm absolutely gutted. 751 00:44:36,563 --> 00:44:39,723 But it's a, it's a health and safety issue. Oh, my God. 752 00:44:39,723 --> 00:44:43,483 Well, look, Greg, you can put that on the list. I'm so sorry, darling. 753 00:44:43,483 --> 00:44:46,163 What a nightmare. Sorry, mate. 754 00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:48,923 Bye. 755 00:45:05,083 --> 00:45:06,723 What? 756 00:45:06,723 --> 00:45:08,163 That was cold. 757 00:45:08,163 --> 00:45:11,923 What was cold? You ever heard "no man left behind"? 758 00:45:11,923 --> 00:45:15,563 Wait. You're not an interior designer. You're a doorman at Ergo. 759 00:45:15,563 --> 00:45:17,683 I was at the "Golf Pros and Tennis Hoes Night" 760 00:45:17,683 --> 00:45:19,163 and you confiscated my chang! 761 00:45:19,163 --> 00:45:21,403 Oi, Nadger! Nadger, we need to pull the boat in! 762 00:45:21,403 --> 00:45:23,763 We've got a couple of stowaways that need to be thrown off! 763 00:45:23,763 --> 00:45:25,003 Delete last note. 764 00:45:25,003 --> 00:45:26,963 Leather wallpaper deleted. 765 00:45:26,963 --> 00:45:30,043 Did Greggers come through with the ol' marching powder? 766 00:45:30,043 --> 00:45:32,843 No, a little kid stole his money. Oh, my God. 767 00:45:32,843 --> 00:45:34,323 He's such a loser. 768 00:45:34,323 --> 00:45:36,643 You know, you know he hired a prostitute, right? 769 00:45:36,643 --> 00:45:38,603 And he's still never had a blowjob. 770 00:45:38,603 --> 00:45:41,483 So, look, you should swap lawyers, right? So, we should swap numbers. 771 00:45:41,483 --> 00:45:44,203 Why don't you put deets in and I'll call you tomorrow to arrange? 772 00:45:44,203 --> 00:45:46,123 Yeah, sure, absolutely. 773 00:45:49,643 --> 00:45:52,803 What are you... Wha...? That was my phone! 774 00:45:52,803 --> 00:45:55,123 What the fuck!? 775 00:45:55,123 --> 00:45:57,043 Nadger! Nadger! 776 00:45:57,043 --> 00:45:58,803 Pull the boat in, mate! 777 00:45:58,803 --> 00:46:01,003 Or, just, have you got a net? 778 00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:58,123 # So you're still thinking of me 779 00:46:58,123 --> 00:47:01,283 # Just like I know you should 780 00:47:01,283 --> 00:47:05,243 # I can not give you everything 781 00:47:05,243 --> 00:47:08,283 # You know I wish I could 782 00:47:08,283 --> 00:47:11,923 # I'm so high at the moment 783 00:47:11,923 --> 00:47:15,523 # I'm so caught up in this 784 00:47:15,523 --> 00:47:19,403 # Yeah, we're just young, dumb and broke 785 00:47:19,403 --> 00:47:22,363 # But we still got love to give... # 786 00:47:22,363 --> 00:47:23,843 I'm sorry. 787 00:47:25,763 --> 00:47:27,563 It's fine. 788 00:47:42,883 --> 00:47:45,763 I mean it, Greg. I really am sorry. 789 00:47:45,763 --> 00:47:48,203 What do you need me to do? 790 00:47:48,203 --> 00:47:52,323 Just finish the health and safety list. Absolutely. 791 00:49:01,563 --> 00:49:04,683 So, how'd it go with Rani? How did what go with Rani? 792 00:49:04,683 --> 00:49:06,603 Come on, I'm walking you home. 793 00:49:06,603 --> 00:49:09,203 Since when? Since now! Come on, let's go. 794 00:49:12,523 --> 00:49:14,643 How do I find a particular book? 795 00:49:14,643 --> 00:49:17,043 Since when do you read? 796 00:49:17,043 --> 00:49:19,603 Since when were you so nosy? 797 00:49:19,603 --> 00:49:20,723 Which book? 798 00:49:22,323 --> 00:49:24,123 Catcher in the Rye. 799 00:49:30,043 --> 00:49:32,883 I want another vote. 800 00:49:32,883 --> 00:49:33,923 Myrna. 801 00:49:33,923 --> 00:49:36,963 I didn't start to see it weakened by compromise. 802 00:49:36,963 --> 00:49:40,803 Real power comes from the collective fight for liberation, 803 00:49:40,803 --> 00:49:44,363 not from jumping into bed with the very people who want to keep us down. 804 00:49:44,363 --> 00:49:46,283 How many times do I have to explain? 805 00:49:46,283 --> 00:49:49,043 Without the council grant there will be no group. 806 00:49:49,043 --> 00:49:55,203 I can get us money. What? I can get us enough money to keep this group 807 00:49:55,203 --> 00:49:58,843 true to the principles I founded it on. 808 00:49:58,843 --> 00:50:02,643 But I want another vote. Right now. 809 00:50:02,643 --> 00:50:05,763 If you win I will leave and you'll never hear from me again. 810 00:50:05,763 --> 00:50:09,763 But if I win we go back to doing things my way. 811 00:50:11,763 --> 00:50:14,043 It's still a democracy, isn't it? 812 00:50:14,043 --> 00:50:17,123 Or did you vote that out when you got rid of me? 813 00:51:05,643 --> 00:51:07,643 12 to ten. 814 00:51:07,643 --> 00:51:09,483 In favour of? 815 00:51:11,403 --> 00:51:13,043 You. 816 00:51:16,243 --> 00:51:17,643 Thank you. 817 00:51:37,763 --> 00:51:40,603 Stop that game, you two. I'm watching. 818 00:51:40,603 --> 00:51:42,443 Stop the game. 819 00:51:42,443 --> 00:51:43,963 Don't speak to me like that... 820 00:52:05,443 --> 00:52:07,723 We're in the living room. 821 00:52:13,603 --> 00:52:17,603 Hi. You must be Rani? Yeah. 822 00:52:17,603 --> 00:52:21,443 I'm Detective Sergeant Lucy Haines from the Bristol and Avon Constabulary. 823 00:52:21,443 --> 00:52:23,483 And this is Detective Sergeant Selforth. 824 00:52:23,483 --> 00:52:24,883 Would you sit down, please? 825 00:52:28,163 --> 00:52:32,603 You ever watch snooker? Most racist thing on TV. 826 00:52:32,603 --> 00:52:36,483 I've been watching all tournament. Never seen a brother playing. 827 00:52:36,483 --> 00:52:41,243 Not in the crowd. Not even the weird butler who polishes the ball. 828 00:52:41,243 --> 00:52:45,523 White ball has no value. Black ball has all the value. 829 00:52:45,523 --> 00:52:47,563 White keeps knocking black down. 830 00:52:47,563 --> 00:52:51,163 But, black keeps getting back up again. 831 00:52:51,163 --> 00:52:54,363 You said you wanted to talk? Well, was it about snooker? 832 00:52:54,363 --> 00:52:57,003 Cos I've got to get home and cook my sister's dinner. 833 00:52:57,003 --> 00:52:58,483 It's curry goat tonight. 834 00:52:58,483 --> 00:53:01,643 You can't rush that, so... I'm checking on a rumour I heard. 835 00:53:01,643 --> 00:53:02,883 See if it rings a bell, yeah. 836 00:53:02,883 --> 00:53:07,323 I sent this bredrin of mine to stick up a crib in Lawrence Hill. 837 00:53:07,323 --> 00:53:11,483 He walks out with a mobile phone as requested. 838 00:53:11,483 --> 00:53:16,483 But also a big blood-cut bag filled with stacks. 839 00:53:16,483 --> 00:53:18,683 I mean, life-changing sums. 840 00:53:18,683 --> 00:53:21,323 But instead of sharing the wealth, 841 00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:26,083 greedy little bitch keeps it for himself. Does it ring any bells? 842 00:53:26,083 --> 00:53:29,643 No. Where'd you hear that? 843 00:53:29,643 --> 00:53:31,243 I got my sources. 844 00:53:31,243 --> 00:53:33,323 Well, they're wrong. 845 00:53:33,323 --> 00:53:34,483 Why would they lie? 846 00:53:34,483 --> 00:53:36,443 Because they're trying to play you. I don't know. 847 00:53:36,443 --> 00:53:38,483 You saying I don't know when someone's playing me? 848 00:53:38,483 --> 00:53:41,563 No, I ain't saying you're being played. Just someone's trying. 849 00:53:42,723 --> 00:53:44,763 Where's the money? 850 00:53:46,323 --> 00:53:49,363 Can you confirm this is your van, Mr Rekowski? 851 00:53:49,363 --> 00:53:50,803 It looks like it, yes. 852 00:53:52,723 --> 00:53:55,283 Can you explain why in the early hours of May 14th 853 00:53:55,283 --> 00:53:57,603 it was present at a drug house robbery? 854 00:54:00,163 --> 00:54:02,203 I had a call-out. 855 00:54:02,203 --> 00:54:05,403 A family with a young baby. 856 00:54:05,403 --> 00:54:07,723 Their boiler went down, they had no hot water. 857 00:54:09,123 --> 00:54:11,963 You can confirm this? Oh, yes. 858 00:54:15,563 --> 00:54:18,603 I will fucking shoot you. 859 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,483 Where's the money? 860 00:54:21,483 --> 00:54:23,683 Look, I don't know who's giving you your information 861 00:54:23,683 --> 00:54:26,203 but they're lying to you. 862 00:54:26,203 --> 00:54:28,323 There was no money. 863 00:54:28,323 --> 00:54:31,443 You didn't think to report this incident? 864 00:54:32,523 --> 00:54:34,963 Well, I just thought it was kids misbehaving. 865 00:54:37,043 --> 00:54:40,203 A man with a gun being chased by two men with knives? 866 00:54:40,203 --> 00:54:42,323 That's not something to call the police about? 867 00:54:42,323 --> 00:54:45,283 You said this money's life-changing. 868 00:54:45,283 --> 00:54:50,363 How's my life changed? You see any new jewellery on me? New clothes? 869 00:54:50,363 --> 00:54:54,243 Look, you know me. You know where I live. 870 00:54:54,243 --> 00:54:57,523 Come to my house and search it if you want. 871 00:54:59,603 --> 00:55:02,683 I didn't want to get involved. 872 00:55:02,683 --> 00:55:05,603 Jerzy is nervous about the authorities 873 00:55:05,603 --> 00:55:07,483 because he grew up under communism. 874 00:55:07,483 --> 00:55:09,643 Every time there's a knock at the door he goes 875 00:55:09,643 --> 00:55:12,043 and hides his Rolling Stones records. 876 00:55:14,163 --> 00:55:16,723 I swear down on my eyes, man. 877 00:55:18,603 --> 00:55:20,403 There was no money. 878 00:55:37,843 --> 00:55:39,803 Enjoy your curry goat. 879 00:55:43,243 --> 00:55:48,003 I know it's late, but you've been very helpful. Thank you. 880 00:55:48,003 --> 00:55:50,163 We can see ourselves out. 881 00:56:04,803 --> 00:56:07,123 Why was my van at the scene of a crime? 882 00:56:09,163 --> 00:56:11,123 I don't know. 883 00:56:11,123 --> 00:56:12,883 Don't! 884 00:56:12,883 --> 00:56:15,003 We just lied to the police for you. 885 00:56:15,003 --> 00:56:17,643 The least you can do is to tell us the truth. 886 00:56:30,643 --> 00:56:34,123 You believe him? I don't know what to believe. 887 00:56:34,123 --> 00:56:36,803 London tells me he stole the money. 888 00:56:36,803 --> 00:56:41,043 But did he? Or is London just saying that so I owe London money? 889 00:56:41,043 --> 00:56:43,123 I don't know who's doing what to me. 890 00:56:43,123 --> 00:56:45,403 I feel like a blind man at a gang-bang. 891 00:56:45,403 --> 00:56:48,443 I don't know what you're getting your panties in a twist for. 892 00:56:48,443 --> 00:56:50,763 Because if a bag of money did go missing on my watch 893 00:56:50,763 --> 00:56:52,563 London puts a bullet in all our heads. 894 00:56:52,563 --> 00:56:54,803 And I've got a fucking family to feed. 895 00:56:54,803 --> 00:56:58,243 If you die the only other things that die are your goldfish 896 00:56:58,243 --> 00:57:02,043 and your hydroponic weed plant. If I die so do five other people. 897 00:57:02,043 --> 00:57:06,883 So, what do we do then? That's what I'm saying. I don't know. 898 00:57:06,883 --> 00:57:10,323 What if we focus on the sister, yeah? 899 00:57:10,323 --> 00:57:12,923 If he's got the money, she'll lead us to it. 900 00:57:18,603 --> 00:57:20,443 OK. 901 00:57:21,843 --> 00:57:24,523 Let's get this madness over with. 902 00:57:24,523 --> 00:57:26,763 Change of plan. 903 00:57:28,443 --> 00:57:30,843 We want our cut. 904 00:57:33,803 --> 00:57:35,323 OK.