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[cameras shutters clicking]
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Good morning, everyone.
Good to see everybody.
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I am excited to formally announce
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my choice of running mate.
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The person who I have chosen
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to become our next Vice President
of the United States
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is General Monica Jackson.
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[crowd gasps and chatters]
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- Miss Jackson, quick question.
- Miss Jackson.
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Who?
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[camera shutters clicking]
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Thank you.
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Not very good at public speaking.
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[crowd clamoring]
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But General Jackson endorsed
your opponent, Senator Taft.
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That's right, she did.
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And General Jackson and I
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have had many differences
of opinion in the past.
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She said your remake of "Matilda"
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lacked the necessary violence
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- to be entertaining.
- And that was not one of them.
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I completely agree with
General Jackson on that one.
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[chuckles]
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Guys. Guys, listen.
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I understand that this choice today
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is one that may surprise a lot of you,
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but growing up the way I did,
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I learned to really value unique people
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with wildly different points of view.
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So let me just take a moment,
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and take you back
to when I was ten years old,
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living in Hawaii.
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"Instant classic, stunning puppetry".
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You hear that, Mom?
The puppetry is stunning.
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What is it with that ugly thing?
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- He's everywhere.
- He's E.T.!
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- He eats candy and uses the telephone.
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- I have to see it.
- That's E.T.?
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Looks like the guy who sells
mangoes next to the highway.
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It's the eyes.
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Mom, can we see "E.T."?
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- Please?
- Sorry, baby, not today.
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I'm recording my audition song
for "Star Search".
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That's right, you are!
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God, they're gonna love your voice.
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- What are you singing?
- Laura Branigan.
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She sings "Gloria".
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It's the hottest song of the summer.
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- It's gonna be great, trust me.
- Okay.
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Mom, I don't mean
to not be supportive here...
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How 'bout we go tomorrow?
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- [blows raspberry]
- Dewey, don't make that face.
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What if the wind changes?
You'll get stuck that way.
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I accept that you don't
want me to do adult stuff...
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I don't like it, but I accept it.
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But this movie is for kids.
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At least let me do kid stuff.
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- Maybe your dad can take you.
- Okay!
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Here are the showtimes.
10:00, 10:30, 11:00...
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Babe, I can't take him to the movies.
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I gotta go over the match
for Lia's Battle Royale.
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- So take him after.
- I can't after.
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- I gotta run an errand.
- What errand?
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Oh, this guy came to me with
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a business opportunity the other day.
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You wrestle for me,
you'll be my number one guy.
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Greg Yao. My info's on the card.
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No big deal. Which shirt do you like?
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What look are you going for?
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Professional cool.
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Like Sidney Poitier going to court.
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Beige turtleneck. Corduroy pants.
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- Done.
- [alarm beeping]
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- Oh, it's on!
- 9:30, 10:00...
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Mom's big announcement.
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Your one-stop shop for local
Hawaiian sports.
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I'm Terry, and with me, as always,
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is the Washaki from Kapolei: The Chief.
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They call me The Chief
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and I like the beef.
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[laughter]
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And in the studio today,
we have the Queen
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of Polynesian Pacific Pro Wrestling,
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Lia Maivia,
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with some huge news
for Hawaii wrestling fans.
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And mahalo, Terry.
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I just want to say to all your listeners
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that they should hold onto their butts.
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It's going to be the greatest
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Battle Royale in history.
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I got a hand on each cheek.
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Now, Lia, what about
local promoter Greg Yao.
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He worked for your late husband
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Peter Maivia for years
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and has now become your competitor.
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[speaking native language] _
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Ooh.
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So you're not concerned
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he poached two of your best guys,
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King Kong Bundy and Junkyard Dog,
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signing them to exclusive contracts.
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My guys... Soulman Rocky Johnson,
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André the Giant, the Wild Samoans,
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Macho Man Randy Savage...
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they are the toughest and
the meanest guys out there.
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My late husband Peter Maivia...
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I love you, Peter.
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I miss you, High Chief.
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He was a real chief
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and true king of Hawaii wrestling.
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And that's why I am here
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to announce on the "Terry Show"...
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"Terry and The Chief".
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That I am putting
Peter's championship belt
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where no other wrestler has ever
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held since his passing,
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on the line for the winner.
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[funky music]
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♪ That you've been living under ♪
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♪ But you really don't remember ♪
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♪ Was it something that they said? ♪
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♪ Are the voices in your head ♪
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♪ Calling Gloria ♪
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Let me guess, you're auditioning
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- for "Star Search"?
- How'd you know?
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So are they.
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- ♪ Calling Gloria ♪
- ♪ Calling Gloria ♪
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♪ Was it something that he said? ♪
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♪ But you really don't remember ♪
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- ♪ Calling Gloria ♪
- ♪ And they got your number ♪
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Well, except for that guy.
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Actually, he just comes in
every week and reads the Bible.
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"And the hand of the Lord was on me
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and carried me out
in the spirit of the Lord".
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[funky upbeat music]
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- ♪ ♪
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Hey André. You're European.
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What you think of my outfit?
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I like it, Boss.
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You look like, uh,
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Columbo from the TV, huh?
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Don't arrest me, Monsieur Columbo!
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[laughing]
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All right, let's start.
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- First...
- Grandma?
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- Yes, Dewey?
- Is this meeting over?
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No, I've just started.
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Is there somewhere you need to be?
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Yeah, "E.T."
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Play E.T. with Francine.
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- [dog snoring]
- Wrap her up in a blanket
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and she can be E.T.
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I could take Dewey for the afternoon.
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Really? Dad, can I go with André?
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Please?
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- Sure, it's okay with me.
- Yes!
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No, André, you need to hear the plan.
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André plan always the same, huh?
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André wrestle, everyone
hit André with chair.
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André leave, non?
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Yeah, good. That's it.
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Formidable. Allons-y, mon ami.
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Buh-bye, Columbo.
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[laughing]
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Okay, so if we drive really fast
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we can make it to the 1:30
"E.T." at Pearlridge...
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André doesn't like movie.
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You don't like movies?
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- André prefer books.
- Books?
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André has an even
better plan than movie.
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We are going to do
my favorite thing, huh?
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[chuckles]
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I didn't know it then,
but my day with André
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was about to change
my perspective on everything.
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Okay, Battle Royale.
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As you all know,
the winner takes Peter's belt.
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And then we get a new champion.
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First thing, everyone's in the ring.
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Get rid of the jobbers,
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and then it's down to our eight stars.
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♪ ♪
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Sergeant Slaughter,
you will be eliminated
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by Ricky Steamboat
after a high-crossbody.
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Great, see you all at the bar.
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While Steamboat fires up the crowd,
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Rocky, you hit him
with a dropkick, boom!
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- Right out of the ring.
- I love it.
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I'll stick the landing
like Nadia Comaneci.
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Sheik, you will have
Macho Man in a Camel Clutch,
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then toss him out.
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Your Sheiky Baby always delivers.
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Rocky and The Wild Samoans
make quick work of Sheik.
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Can I wave to my girlfriend
in the front row?
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- No.
- That will upset her.
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Then after the Samoans
attack André with chairs,
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Rocky joins in and the three
eliminate the Giant.
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The Wild Samoans turn on Rocky.
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Sika holds Rocky up as Afa charges.
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Rocky backbody drops Afa
over the top rope.
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The fifth time this month.
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Think I would know better.
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Rocky hits Sika with
the big Soulman right hand
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and out he goes.
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Rocky will be the new champ.
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Faamalo, Rocky.
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- Malo, Rocky.
- Malo, malo.
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- [clapping]
- Well done.
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Lia,
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I'm honored.
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It's what Peter would have wanted.
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What are we gonna do,
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give it to the Sheik?
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There is a fly on this danish.
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You jabronis never close box.
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It's been a rough few weeks, Rocky.
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You've been beside me
and you've supported me.
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Peter would have been proud of
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the kind of man you've become.
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Lia, you know how
you insist I take roll call
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before the meeting?
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Well, I forgot.
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So, I did it just now
and Macho Man is not here.
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Ey! Anyone know where Randy is?
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Yeah, he wanted me to tell
you he couldn't make it.
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Something about his girlfriend
Deborah's birthday.
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But don't worry.
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I've been taking notes for him.
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"Girlfriend's birthdays".
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Bundy and JYD's "sick mothers".
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Greg Yao's behind this.
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Bob, go get the car.
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[tense exciting music]
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♪ ♪
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How'd it go?
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Turns out every woman
in Hawaii is auditioning
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for "Star Search" by singing "Gloria".
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Ugh. Where's Dewey?
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With André. But relax...
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you're here with Rocky Johnson.
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Want one of my patented back rubs?
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How am I supposed to stand out
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when I'm singing the same song
as everybody else?
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Well, if you want people
to remember you,
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you gotta show them something
they've never seen before.
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That's okay for you to say,
you're a showman.
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I get nervous when I wear my red belt.
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I think you should sing
an original song.
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[laughs] Sure, yeah.
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I'll just whip up a song
better than "Gloria",
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one of the greatest songs of all time.
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Nothing's gonna make you stand out more
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than something only you
could've written.
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I gotta run. I'll catch you later.
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Squeeze the bicep for good luck?
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That helped.
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You know what, André was right.
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He was rude, but he was right.
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♪ ♪
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That way, Randy's in room 302.
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00:09:12,638 --> 00:09:14,100
[whispering] Three, two, one.
261
00:09:14,105 --> 00:09:16,436
- [crashing]
- Whoa!
262
00:09:16,441 --> 00:09:18,338
Bob, Lia? What the hell?
263
00:09:18,343 --> 00:09:21,609
Oh, good, it really is
your girlfriend's birthday.
264
00:09:21,614 --> 00:09:24,411
- Hey, happy birthday, Deborah.
- Thank you.
265
00:09:24,416 --> 00:09:25,612
Okay, bye!
266
00:09:25,617 --> 00:09:28,081
Sorry, I'll just...
267
00:09:28,086 --> 00:09:31,485
- Please. Leave, Bob.
- I'll tell maintenance...
268
00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:33,087
the front desk to send up maintenance.
269
00:09:33,091 --> 00:09:35,628
Have them wait 20, maybe 30 minutes.
270
00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:38,133
- Beat it!
- Right, yeah.
271
00:09:38,138 --> 00:09:39,994
Big elbow! Hey!
272
00:09:39,999 --> 00:09:42,229
[jaunty French music]
273
00:09:42,234 --> 00:09:44,565
[cooing and clucking]
274
00:09:44,570 --> 00:09:46,299
[singing in French]
275
00:09:46,304 --> 00:09:48,568
You really think this is fun?
276
00:09:48,573 --> 00:09:49,636
So fun.
277
00:09:49,641 --> 00:09:53,239
And relaxing, non?
Want to borrow some seed?
278
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:55,442
No, I don't want any seed.
279
00:09:55,447 --> 00:09:57,444
I want to be at the movies,
watching "E.T."
280
00:09:57,449 --> 00:09:58,618
and having fun.
281
00:10:00,552 --> 00:10:02,582
What do you love about the movie, huh?
282
00:10:02,587 --> 00:10:04,985
- I like the stories?
- [chuckles]
283
00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:07,254
You don't have to go to
the cinema to find a story.
284
00:10:07,259 --> 00:10:09,990
Everything has a story to tell.
285
00:10:09,995 --> 00:10:12,326
Have you ever looked at the moon?
286
00:10:12,331 --> 00:10:14,128
Um, yeah?
287
00:10:14,133 --> 00:10:17,563
Some people used to think
the moon was made of cheese.
288
00:10:17,568 --> 00:10:19,232
Cheese?
289
00:10:19,237 --> 00:10:21,000
Because the craters,
290
00:10:21,005 --> 00:10:22,875
they look like the hole
in the swiss cheese.
291
00:10:23,676 --> 00:10:27,073
It depend on how you look at it, non?
292
00:10:27,078 --> 00:10:29,643
Regarde. The big one.
293
00:10:29,648 --> 00:10:31,412
Le Cochon approaches.
294
00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:33,047
Get out of here, porker!
295
00:10:33,052 --> 00:10:34,581
Hey!
296
00:10:34,586 --> 00:10:36,517
It is not Le Cochon's fault he is big.
297
00:10:36,522 --> 00:10:37,884
And it is not easy for him.
298
00:10:37,889 --> 00:10:39,588
The birds, they do not include him.
299
00:10:39,593 --> 00:10:40,794
And the people, they shoo him away
300
00:10:40,798 --> 00:10:42,335
because they think he is greedy.
301
00:10:44,296 --> 00:10:46,961
But not me.
302
00:10:46,966 --> 00:10:48,361
He is my favorite,
303
00:10:48,366 --> 00:10:51,197
which is why I give him the moon.
304
00:10:51,202 --> 00:10:54,168
[gentle music]
305
00:10:54,173 --> 00:10:56,437
[cooing]
306
00:10:56,442 --> 00:10:58,443
[chuckles]
307
00:10:59,811 --> 00:11:01,007
You know, looking back,
308
00:11:01,012 --> 00:11:02,543
André was trying to show me
309
00:11:02,548 --> 00:11:04,410
that there are a million different ways
310
00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:06,714
to look at something...
311
00:11:06,719 --> 00:11:09,549
if you're only willing
to change your perspective.
312
00:11:09,554 --> 00:11:11,719
[funky music]
313
00:11:11,724 --> 00:11:14,520
Greg Yao.
314
00:11:14,525 --> 00:11:15,722
Sorry I'm late.
315
00:11:15,727 --> 00:11:17,758
I was surprised you even wanted to meet,
316
00:11:17,763 --> 00:11:19,525
seeing as how you're Lia's son-in-law.
317
00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:21,461
I'm also a business man.
318
00:11:21,466 --> 00:11:22,936
[chuckles]
319
00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:25,399
Nice cowboy boots.
320
00:11:25,404 --> 00:11:26,600
They're not subtle.
321
00:11:26,605 --> 00:11:29,168
- But neither am I.
- [chuckles]
322
00:11:29,173 --> 00:11:32,105
Hope you don't mind,
I pre-ordered us some calamari.
323
00:11:32,110 --> 00:11:33,407
I'm good, thanks.
324
00:11:33,412 --> 00:11:34,640
Are you sure?
325
00:11:34,645 --> 00:11:36,849
You might want to take a closer look.
326
00:11:41,153 --> 00:11:43,350
Is that a gold chain that says "No"?
327
00:11:43,355 --> 00:11:45,085
What? [groans]
328
00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:46,691
Damn it, it's got some
cocktail sauce on it.
329
00:11:46,695 --> 00:11:47,897
Give me a minute.
330
00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:50,524
It says "No. 1"
331
00:11:50,529 --> 00:11:53,392
because that's what you'll
be when you sign with me.
332
00:11:53,397 --> 00:11:56,635
♪ ♪
333
00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:03,189
That was really beautiful, wasn't it?
334
00:12:03,194 --> 00:12:07,327
A man having sex with
his girlfriend on her birthday?
335
00:12:07,332 --> 00:12:10,062
It really restored my faith
in people, you know?
336
00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:12,231
We were lucky to see it.
337
00:12:12,236 --> 00:12:15,936
Oh, a Zippy's. Good,
I want some chili rice.
338
00:12:15,941 --> 00:12:18,437
[laidback music]
339
00:12:18,442 --> 00:12:21,375
- What do you want to drink?
- Fruit punch.
340
00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:25,011
♪ ♪
341
00:12:25,016 --> 00:12:27,981
♪ Fruit punch and a chili rice ♪
342
00:12:27,986 --> 00:12:31,122
[sighs] Come on, you can do this, Ata.
343
00:12:36,361 --> 00:12:38,258
[ukelele strumming]
344
00:12:38,263 --> 00:12:43,362
♪ Don't look at me all angry, baby ♪
345
00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:44,530
♪ ♪
346
00:12:44,535 --> 00:12:49,001
♪ I know it's not your way ♪
347
00:12:49,006 --> 00:12:52,673
♪ What if the breeze stops blowing ♪
348
00:12:52,678 --> 00:12:55,976
♪ And you get stuck this way? ♪
349
00:12:55,981 --> 00:12:58,010
♪ ♪
350
00:12:58,015 --> 00:13:01,547
♪ I know you're getting older, baby ♪
351
00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:04,451
♪ I asked the calendar to wait ♪
352
00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:08,120
♪ But he laughed at me and told me ♪
353
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:11,024
♪ I'm already late ♪
354
00:13:11,029 --> 00:13:12,192
♪ ♪
355
00:13:12,197 --> 00:13:14,895
♪ So I opened up the windows, baby ♪
356
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:18,999
♪ And I left the door ajar ♪
357
00:13:19,004 --> 00:13:22,402
♪ So the wind might change direction ♪
358
00:13:22,407 --> 00:13:25,972
♪ And you'll stay always as you are ♪
359
00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:27,606
♪ ♪
360
00:13:27,611 --> 00:13:29,009
- I love it.
- Really?
361
00:13:29,014 --> 00:13:30,711
Oh, this is your Rocky Shuffle!
362
00:13:30,716 --> 00:13:33,312
"Star Search" is gonna love it.
363
00:13:33,317 --> 00:13:35,115
All right, let's head to the arena.
364
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,817
You can drop me off and
I'll see you and Dewey later?
365
00:13:36,821 --> 00:13:37,951
Already?
366
00:13:37,956 --> 00:13:39,953
Yeah, I just got a lot on my mind.
367
00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:42,054
Getting Peter's belt, that's...
368
00:13:42,059 --> 00:13:44,329
- that's a big deal.
- Yeah.
369
00:13:45,764 --> 00:13:47,594
But you know what'll help?
370
00:13:47,599 --> 00:13:49,428
- Rewind that tape.
- [laughing]
371
00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:51,469
Let's hear that hit one more time.
372
00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:54,735
And you really think there's
different versions of me
373
00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:56,068
living in different dimensions?
374
00:13:56,073 --> 00:13:57,504
Oui.
375
00:13:57,509 --> 00:13:59,639
Well, if there are other Deweys,
376
00:13:59,644 --> 00:14:01,307
I hope one's big like you.
377
00:14:01,312 --> 00:14:04,211
So everyone would have to listen to him.
378
00:14:04,216 --> 00:14:07,014
Big, small, it doesn't matter.
379
00:14:07,019 --> 00:14:08,682
If you think small,
380
00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:11,351
you will definitely stay small, huh?
381
00:14:11,356 --> 00:14:14,086
That's easy for you to say. You're big.
382
00:14:14,091 --> 00:14:16,288
Everything's easy for you.
383
00:14:16,293 --> 00:14:17,790
Sometime André is too big.
384
00:14:17,795 --> 00:14:20,598
Too big for chair, too big for hat.
385
00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:23,130
Too big to ride horses.
386
00:14:23,135 --> 00:14:25,131
Sometime André feel like King Kong.
387
00:14:25,136 --> 00:14:28,301
You ever see the "King Kong"?
That is André's favorite movie.
388
00:14:28,306 --> 00:14:32,639
But I thought you said
you didn't like the movies?
389
00:14:32,644 --> 00:14:34,341
André lied.
390
00:14:34,346 --> 00:14:36,476
I used to love to go to
the movies when I was a kid.
391
00:14:36,481 --> 00:14:39,980
But I am too big now,
and people get angry at me.
392
00:14:39,985 --> 00:14:42,249
I have to sit in the back
where I cannot see.
393
00:14:42,254 --> 00:14:44,051
Why don't you just get glasses?
394
00:14:44,056 --> 00:14:45,452
[chuckles]
395
00:14:45,457 --> 00:14:46,620
Vanité.
396
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:47,754
You're the same, you know.
397
00:14:47,759 --> 00:14:48,759
As who?
398
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:49,860
As le Cochon.
399
00:14:49,865 --> 00:14:51,930
You guys are both bigger
than everybody else
400
00:14:51,935 --> 00:14:54,226
and people are gonna
treat you differently
401
00:14:54,231 --> 00:14:55,828
and it's not fair.
402
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:59,432
What if the problem isn't that
you're too big for the world,
403
00:14:59,437 --> 00:15:02,140
it's that the world is
just too small for you?
404
00:15:05,142 --> 00:15:06,411
André?
405
00:15:09,246 --> 00:15:12,017
A very clever little boy.
406
00:15:14,119 --> 00:15:16,016
Jump on my back.
407
00:15:16,021 --> 00:15:18,284
Did I consider choosing a running mate
408
00:15:18,289 --> 00:15:19,653
who I had more in common with?
409
00:15:19,658 --> 00:15:21,455
Of course I did.
410
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:24,457
But then I started to think
about André the Giant
411
00:15:24,462 --> 00:15:27,294
and his birds.
412
00:15:27,299 --> 00:15:29,029
He was the Eighth Wonder of the World.
413
00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:30,564
And he had enough of an open mind
414
00:15:30,568 --> 00:15:32,998
to listen to a
ten-year-old scrub like me.
415
00:15:33,003 --> 00:15:35,568
[E.T. cooing]
416
00:15:35,573 --> 00:15:38,572
[whimsical music]
417
00:15:38,577 --> 00:15:40,307
♪ ♪
418
00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:42,141
What is the monster's name again?
419
00:15:42,146 --> 00:15:45,711
E.T.
420
00:15:45,716 --> 00:15:47,681
Eht.
421
00:15:47,686 --> 00:15:49,756
I will never forget that.
422
00:15:50,721 --> 00:15:51,750
Then Eht,
423
00:15:51,755 --> 00:15:53,186
he use a spell to make
424
00:15:53,191 --> 00:15:55,155
all the bicycles fly up in the air.
425
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,989
André, man, I already told you.
426
00:15:56,994 --> 00:15:59,092
Me and Sheik are
gonna go see it tomorrow!
427
00:15:59,097 --> 00:16:00,659
Oh, he dies.
428
00:16:00,664 --> 00:16:02,863
He dies. He dies.
429
00:16:02,868 --> 00:16:05,031
- Hey, everyone, Eht dies!
- How are you doing?
430
00:16:05,036 --> 00:16:08,234
- Feeling good?
- Yeah, great.
431
00:16:08,239 --> 00:16:10,270
Yeah, I'm gonna put on a show
for you tonight, Lia.
432
00:16:10,275 --> 00:16:13,306
Peter will be happy his belt
is staying in the family.
433
00:16:13,311 --> 00:16:16,208
And if André wasn't too big
to learn new lessons,
434
00:16:16,213 --> 00:16:17,949
well, no one was.
435
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:23,576
Get ready for the 18-Man
436
00:16:23,581 --> 00:16:25,311
Battle Royale.
437
00:16:25,316 --> 00:16:26,980
Each wrestler has
to throw their opponent
438
00:16:26,984 --> 00:16:28,347
over the top rope
439
00:16:28,352 --> 00:16:29,681
and the last man in the ring
440
00:16:29,686 --> 00:16:31,050
is the champion.
441
00:16:31,055 --> 00:16:32,485
- Yeah!
- Look at this crowd.
442
00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:33,885
This is amazing, Mom.
443
00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:35,889
You're in for a show.
444
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:36,894
Go, Dad!
445
00:16:36,899 --> 00:16:38,725
[bell dinging]
446
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,426
Go, Rocky!
447
00:16:40,431 --> 00:16:42,427
["Gloria" by Laura Branigan playing]
448
00:16:42,432 --> 00:16:43,996
Whoo!
449
00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:46,231
♪ ♪
450
00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:48,934
It looks like everyone
is piling on André.
451
00:16:48,939 --> 00:16:51,604
Will they smother the
Eighth Wonder of the World?
452
00:16:51,609 --> 00:16:53,538
♪ ♪
453
00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:56,743
And the Giant does it again.
Can't keep him down.
454
00:16:56,748 --> 00:17:00,346
♪ ♪
455
00:17:00,351 --> 00:17:04,583
♪ Gloria, you're always on the run now ♪
456
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,418
Go Dad!
457
00:17:06,423 --> 00:17:08,520
And another wrestler
over the top of the rope
458
00:17:08,525 --> 00:17:10,456
and gone.
459
00:17:10,461 --> 00:17:14,359
♪ You gotta get him somehow ♪
460
00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:16,328
♪ I think you've got to slow down ♪
461
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,963
Steamboat eliminates Slaughter,
462
00:17:17,968 --> 00:17:20,005
who can't believe it!
463
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:23,803
♪ I think you're headed
for a breakdown ♪
464
00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:25,505
And Ricky Steamboat is out.
465
00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:28,775
♪ So be careful not to show it ♪
466
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:31,344
♪ You really don't remember ♪
467
00:17:31,349 --> 00:17:33,378
Macho Man, over the top rope.
468
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:35,815
Out he goes.
469
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:37,117
♪ Are the voices in your head ♪
470
00:17:37,121 --> 00:17:39,852
Number one! Who else?
471
00:17:39,857 --> 00:17:41,854
♪ Calling Gloria ♪
472
00:17:41,859 --> 00:17:44,390
And the Sheik is out.
473
00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:47,059
♪ Gloria ♪
474
00:17:47,064 --> 00:17:50,896
♪ Don't you think you're falling? ♪
475
00:17:50,901 --> 00:17:52,798
♪ If everybody wants you ♪
476
00:17:52,803 --> 00:17:53,932
[crowd shouting]
477
00:17:53,937 --> 00:17:57,002
♪ Why isn't anybody callin'? ♪
478
00:17:57,007 --> 00:17:59,004
They're teaming up
to get the seven-footer
479
00:17:59,009 --> 00:18:00,039
out of the ring.
480
00:18:00,044 --> 00:18:01,907
Will Rocky be able to hang on?
481
00:18:01,912 --> 00:18:03,843
♪ Leave them hangin' on the line ♪
482
00:18:03,848 --> 00:18:08,948
♪ Oh, calling Gloria ♪
483
00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:11,417
And André is out! He's out!
484
00:18:11,422 --> 00:18:12,452
♪ Gloria! ♪
485
00:18:12,457 --> 00:18:14,987
♪ I think they got your number ♪
486
00:18:14,992 --> 00:18:18,590
♪ Gloria I think they got the alias ♪
487
00:18:18,595 --> 00:18:19,826
♪ Gloria ♪
488
00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:22,994
Samoan is gone!
489
00:18:22,999 --> 00:18:26,531
all: [chanting] Rocky, Rocky, Rocky!
490
00:18:26,536 --> 00:18:30,435
♪ Was it something that they said? ♪
491
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,738
This is it! Rocky Johnson will be
492
00:18:32,743 --> 00:18:35,040
the new Polynesian Pacific Champion.
493
00:18:35,045 --> 00:18:38,577
♪ Calling Gloria ♪
494
00:18:38,582 --> 00:18:40,480
[music muffles]
495
00:18:40,485 --> 00:18:41,913
[camera bulbs flashing]
496
00:18:41,918 --> 00:18:46,123
♪ ♪
497
00:18:48,926 --> 00:18:51,124
Wait a minute. The Sheik is back!
498
00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:52,759
Must have gone through the ropes,
499
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:53,859
not over the top rope.
500
00:18:53,864 --> 00:18:55,360
He could still win this thing.
501
00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:56,366
What the hell are you doing?
502
00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:58,406
Lia changed finish last minute.
503
00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,670
♪ Fruit punch ♪
504
00:19:04,675 --> 00:19:06,939
♪ And a chili rice ♪
505
00:19:06,944 --> 00:19:09,474
[ambient dramatic music]
506
00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:11,844
[faint ringing]
507
00:19:11,849 --> 00:19:14,747
♪ ♪
508
00:19:14,752 --> 00:19:17,489
[both speaking inaudibly]
509
00:19:18,889 --> 00:19:22,020
all: [crowd chanting]
Rocky, Rocky, Rocky!
510
00:19:22,025 --> 00:19:23,890
Fine. Shoot me off the rope.
511
00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:25,892
- I'll get myself out.
- Okay, bubba.
512
00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:27,859
[straining]
513
00:19:27,864 --> 00:19:29,494
Come on, Dad!
514
00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:33,165
[crowd booing]
515
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:37,737
And the new Polynesian Pacific Champion,
516
00:19:37,742 --> 00:19:41,774
Iron Sheik!
517
00:19:41,779 --> 00:19:42,842
Mom, what's going on?
518
00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:44,644
Rocky lost.
519
00:19:44,649 --> 00:19:49,648
[crowd booing]
520
00:19:49,653 --> 00:19:52,050
Guess you forgot to tell me
you changed the finish.
521
00:19:52,055 --> 00:19:53,986
I say you, Rocky, with Yao.
522
00:19:53,991 --> 00:19:55,421
So I double-crossed you
523
00:19:55,426 --> 00:19:57,055
before you could double-cross me.
524
00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:58,924
[tense music]
525
00:19:58,929 --> 00:20:00,493
You're right.
526
00:20:00,498 --> 00:20:01,960
I did meet with Yao.
527
00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:04,230
I guarantee you the championship belt.
528
00:20:04,235 --> 00:20:06,431
You won't lose a match.
529
00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:07,799
- Huh?
- All right.
530
00:20:07,804 --> 00:20:09,167
Now it's my turn.
531
00:20:09,172 --> 00:20:11,069
You worked for my father-in-law.
532
00:20:11,074 --> 00:20:13,506
And then when he dies
and Lia needs you the most,
533
00:20:13,511 --> 00:20:15,674
you stab her in the back
and steal her guys?
534
00:20:15,679 --> 00:20:16,679
Fine.
535
00:20:16,684 --> 00:20:18,144
You've clearly made up your mind.
536
00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:19,445
Why did you even come here?
537
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:21,948
Well, Yao, you stole wrestlers from Lia.
538
00:20:21,953 --> 00:20:24,384
And when you take from my family,
539
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,386
I take something back.
540
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:27,987
You like my outfit?
541
00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:30,088
I mean, I went back
and forth on it all day.
542
00:20:30,093 --> 00:20:31,723
Couldn't decide what to wear.
543
00:20:31,728 --> 00:20:33,192
But I think...
544
00:20:33,197 --> 00:20:35,728
I think I finally found it!
545
00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:37,063
It's the perfect outfit
546
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,131
to wear with yellow...
547
00:20:39,136 --> 00:20:40,833
cowboy...
548
00:20:40,838 --> 00:20:42,768
boots.
549
00:20:42,773 --> 00:20:45,704
[moody rock guitar playing]
550
00:20:45,709 --> 00:20:49,909
♪ ♪
551
00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:51,844
Oh, Rocky...
552
00:20:51,849 --> 00:20:54,579
Even in the wild world
of professional wrestling,
553
00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:56,949
no one expects a screw-job finish.
554
00:20:56,954 --> 00:20:59,518
Is it wrong or is it justified?
555
00:20:59,523 --> 00:21:00,553
Well, like all things,
556
00:21:00,558 --> 00:21:02,721
it just depends on your perspective.
557
00:21:02,726 --> 00:21:05,057
Sometimes we get locked in
to one way of thinking.
558
00:21:05,062 --> 00:21:06,526
But lucky for me,
559
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:09,358
my experience with André
forever impacted
560
00:21:09,363 --> 00:21:10,730
the way I look at the world.
561
00:21:10,735 --> 00:21:13,098
Monica will always push me
562
00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:14,901
to consider other points of view.
563
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:18,003
But our guiding light will
always be our shared values
564
00:21:18,008 --> 00:21:20,006
and love of country.
565
00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:21,673
Thank you all for joining
me this morning.
566
00:21:21,678 --> 00:21:24,076
- General, thank you so...
- Also I'd like to
567
00:21:24,081 --> 00:21:27,012
say hello to my husband.
568
00:21:27,017 --> 00:21:28,047
Hi, Daryl.
569
00:21:28,052 --> 00:21:30,750
- Daryl.
- [crowd applauding]
570
00:21:30,755 --> 00:21:34,658
[bell ringing]
571
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,760
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