1 00:00:02,775 --> 00:00:04,239 [cameras shutters clicking] 2 00:00:04,244 --> 00:00:06,641 Good morning, everyone. Good to see everybody. 3 00:00:06,646 --> 00:00:09,178 I am excited to formally announce 4 00:00:09,183 --> 00:00:10,579 my choice of running mate. 5 00:00:10,584 --> 00:00:12,181 The person who I have chosen 6 00:00:12,186 --> 00:00:16,084 to become our next Vice President of the United States 7 00:00:16,089 --> 00:00:18,052 is General Monica Jackson. 8 00:00:18,057 --> 00:00:19,721 [crowd gasps and chatters] 9 00:00:19,726 --> 00:00:21,924 - Miss Jackson, quick question. - Miss Jackson. 10 00:00:21,929 --> 00:00:23,125 Who? 11 00:00:23,130 --> 00:00:25,360 [camera shutters clicking] 12 00:00:25,365 --> 00:00:27,568 Thank you. 13 00:00:30,738 --> 00:00:32,835 Not very good at public speaking. 14 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,969 [crowd clamoring] 15 00:00:34,974 --> 00:00:37,972 But General Jackson endorsed your opponent, Senator Taft. 16 00:00:37,977 --> 00:00:39,177 That's right, she did. 17 00:00:39,182 --> 00:00:40,612 And General Jackson and I 18 00:00:40,617 --> 00:00:42,828 have had many differences of opinion in the past. 19 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:44,713 She said your remake of "Matilda" 20 00:00:44,718 --> 00:00:46,318 lacked the necessary violence 21 00:00:46,323 --> 00:00:48,275 - to be entertaining. - And that was not one of them. 22 00:00:48,279 --> 00:00:50,641 I completely agree with General Jackson on that one. 23 00:00:51,023 --> 00:00:52,621 [chuckles] 24 00:00:52,626 --> 00:00:54,590 Guys. Guys, listen. 25 00:00:54,595 --> 00:00:56,758 I understand that this choice today 26 00:00:56,763 --> 00:00:58,727 is one that may surprise a lot of you, 27 00:00:58,732 --> 00:01:00,361 but growing up the way I did, 28 00:01:00,366 --> 00:01:02,730 I learned to really value unique people 29 00:01:02,735 --> 00:01:04,832 with wildly different points of view. 30 00:01:04,837 --> 00:01:06,535 So let me just take a moment, 31 00:01:06,540 --> 00:01:08,585 and take you back to when I was ten years old, 32 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:10,138 living in Hawaii. 33 00:01:10,143 --> 00:01:12,573 "Instant classic, stunning puppetry". 34 00:01:12,578 --> 00:01:15,710 You hear that, Mom? The puppetry is stunning. 35 00:01:15,715 --> 00:01:17,315 What is it with that ugly thing? 36 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,517 - He's everywhere. - He's E.T.! 37 00:01:19,522 --> 00:01:21,386 - He eats candy and uses the telephone. - _ 38 00:01:21,391 --> 00:01:23,788 - I have to see it. - That's E.T.? 39 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:25,922 Looks like the guy who sells mangoes next to the highway. 40 00:01:25,926 --> 00:01:27,489 It's the eyes. 41 00:01:27,494 --> 00:01:29,757 Mom, can we see "E.T."? 42 00:01:29,762 --> 00:01:32,060 - Please? - Sorry, baby, not today. 43 00:01:32,065 --> 00:01:34,162 I'm recording my audition song for "Star Search". 44 00:01:34,167 --> 00:01:35,630 That's right, you are! 45 00:01:35,635 --> 00:01:37,165 God, they're gonna love your voice. 46 00:01:37,170 --> 00:01:39,574 - What are you singing? - Laura Branigan. 47 00:01:41,107 --> 00:01:42,438 She sings "Gloria". 48 00:01:42,443 --> 00:01:43,940 It's the hottest song of the summer. 49 00:01:43,944 --> 00:01:45,774 - It's gonna be great, trust me. - Okay. 50 00:01:45,779 --> 00:01:47,909 Mom, I don't mean to not be supportive here... 51 00:01:47,914 --> 00:01:49,545 How 'bout we go tomorrow? 52 00:01:49,550 --> 00:01:52,647 - [blows raspberry] - Dewey, don't make that face. 53 00:01:52,652 --> 00:01:54,817 What if the wind changes? You'll get stuck that way. 54 00:01:54,822 --> 00:01:58,153 I accept that you don't want me to do adult stuff... 55 00:01:58,158 --> 00:02:00,321 I don't like it, but I accept it. 56 00:02:00,326 --> 00:02:02,090 But this movie is for kids. 57 00:02:02,095 --> 00:02:03,934 At least let me do kid stuff. 58 00:02:03,939 --> 00:02:05,793 - Maybe your dad can take you. - Okay! 59 00:02:05,798 --> 00:02:08,062 Here are the showtimes. 10:00, 10:30, 11:00... 60 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:09,667 Babe, I can't take him to the movies. 61 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:11,568 I gotta go over the match for Lia's Battle Royale. 62 00:02:11,572 --> 00:02:13,801 - So take him after. - I can't after. 63 00:02:13,806 --> 00:02:15,804 - I gotta run an errand. - What errand? 64 00:02:15,809 --> 00:02:17,569 Oh, this guy came to me with 65 00:02:17,574 --> 00:02:19,104 a business opportunity the other day. 66 00:02:19,109 --> 00:02:21,841 You wrestle for me, you'll be my number one guy. 67 00:02:21,846 --> 00:02:24,416 Greg Yao. My info's on the card. 68 00:02:24,884 --> 00:02:26,316 No big deal. Which shirt do you like? 69 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,616 What look are you going for? 70 00:02:27,621 --> 00:02:28,783 Professional cool. 71 00:02:28,788 --> 00:02:30,218 Like Sidney Poitier going to court. 72 00:02:30,223 --> 00:02:32,054 Beige turtleneck. Corduroy pants. 73 00:02:32,059 --> 00:02:33,155 - Done. - [alarm beeping] 74 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,656 - Oh, it's on! - 9:30, 10:00... 75 00:02:34,661 --> 00:02:36,091 Mom's big announcement. 76 00:02:36,096 --> 00:02:38,132 Your one-stop shop for local Hawaiian sports. 77 00:02:38,137 --> 00:02:40,201 I'm Terry, and with me, as always, 78 00:02:40,206 --> 00:02:43,004 is the Washaki from Kapolei: The Chief. 79 00:02:43,009 --> 00:02:44,506 They call me The Chief 80 00:02:44,511 --> 00:02:45,834 and I like the beef. 81 00:02:45,839 --> 00:02:48,003 [laughter] 82 00:02:48,008 --> 00:02:49,905 And in the studio today, we have the Queen 83 00:02:49,910 --> 00:02:51,939 of Polynesian Pacific Pro Wrestling, 84 00:02:51,944 --> 00:02:52,974 Lia Maivia, 85 00:02:52,979 --> 00:02:54,977 with some huge news for Hawaii wrestling fans. 86 00:02:54,982 --> 00:02:56,478 And mahalo, Terry. 87 00:02:56,483 --> 00:02:58,847 I just want to say to all your listeners 88 00:02:58,852 --> 00:03:00,581 that they should hold onto their butts. 89 00:03:00,586 --> 00:03:02,183 It's going to be the greatest 90 00:03:02,188 --> 00:03:03,818 Battle Royale in history. 91 00:03:03,823 --> 00:03:05,320 I got a hand on each cheek. 92 00:03:05,325 --> 00:03:07,923 Now, Lia, what about local promoter Greg Yao. 93 00:03:07,928 --> 00:03:09,624 He worked for your late husband 94 00:03:09,629 --> 00:03:10,859 Peter Maivia for years 95 00:03:10,864 --> 00:03:13,028 and has now become your competitor. 96 00:03:13,033 --> 00:03:15,670 [speaking native language] _ 97 00:03:17,103 --> 00:03:18,266 Ooh. 98 00:03:18,271 --> 00:03:20,101 So you're not concerned 99 00:03:20,106 --> 00:03:21,937 he poached two of your best guys, 100 00:03:21,942 --> 00:03:24,005 King Kong Bundy and Junkyard Dog, 101 00:03:24,010 --> 00:03:25,973 signing them to exclusive contracts. 102 00:03:25,978 --> 00:03:28,610 My guys... Soulman Rocky Johnson, 103 00:03:28,615 --> 00:03:31,246 André the Giant, the Wild Samoans, 104 00:03:31,251 --> 00:03:33,147 Macho Man Randy Savage... 105 00:03:33,152 --> 00:03:36,084 they are the toughest and the meanest guys out there. 106 00:03:36,089 --> 00:03:38,954 My late husband Peter Maivia... 107 00:03:38,959 --> 00:03:40,222 I love you, Peter. 108 00:03:40,227 --> 00:03:41,455 I miss you, High Chief. 109 00:03:41,460 --> 00:03:42,890 He was a real chief 110 00:03:42,895 --> 00:03:45,227 and true king of Hawaii wrestling. 111 00:03:45,232 --> 00:03:46,828 And that's why I am here 112 00:03:46,833 --> 00:03:48,563 to announce on the "Terry Show"... 113 00:03:48,568 --> 00:03:50,003 "Terry and The Chief". 114 00:03:51,671 --> 00:03:54,836 That I am putting Peter's championship belt 115 00:03:54,841 --> 00:03:56,737 where no other wrestler has ever 116 00:03:56,742 --> 00:03:58,105 held since his passing, 117 00:03:58,110 --> 00:04:00,175 on the line for the winner. 118 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:02,210 [funky music] 119 00:04:02,215 --> 00:04:05,646 ♪ That you've been living under ♪ 120 00:04:05,651 --> 00:04:08,884 ♪ But you really don't remember ♪ 121 00:04:08,889 --> 00:04:12,587 ♪ Was it something that they said? ♪ 122 00:04:12,592 --> 00:04:16,325 ♪ Are the voices in your head ♪ 123 00:04:16,330 --> 00:04:20,200 ♪ Calling Gloria ♪ 124 00:04:21,001 --> 00:04:22,330 Let me guess, you're auditioning 125 00:04:22,335 --> 00:04:24,332 - for "Star Search"? - How'd you know? 126 00:04:24,337 --> 00:04:26,101 So are they. 127 00:04:26,106 --> 00:04:29,070 - ♪ Calling Gloria ♪ - ♪ Calling Gloria ♪ 128 00:04:29,075 --> 00:04:32,039 ♪ Was it something that he said? ♪ 129 00:04:32,044 --> 00:04:35,243 ♪ But you really don't remember ♪ 130 00:04:35,248 --> 00:04:37,878 - ♪ Calling Gloria ♪ - ♪ And they got your number ♪ 131 00:04:37,883 --> 00:04:39,614 Well, except for that guy. 132 00:04:39,619 --> 00:04:41,950 Actually, he just comes in every week and reads the Bible. 133 00:04:41,955 --> 00:04:43,818 "And the hand of the Lord was on me 134 00:04:43,823 --> 00:04:47,289 and carried me out in the spirit of the Lord". 135 00:04:47,294 --> 00:04:50,258 [funky upbeat music] 136 00:04:50,263 --> 00:04:52,627 - ♪ ♪ - _ 137 00:04:52,632 --> 00:04:54,363 Hey André. You're European. 138 00:04:54,368 --> 00:04:56,231 What you think of my outfit? 139 00:04:56,236 --> 00:04:57,666 I like it, Boss. 140 00:04:57,671 --> 00:04:58,734 You look like, uh, 141 00:04:58,739 --> 00:05:00,702 Columbo from the TV, huh? 142 00:05:00,707 --> 00:05:02,371 Don't arrest me, Monsieur Columbo! 143 00:05:02,376 --> 00:05:03,804 [laughing] 144 00:05:03,809 --> 00:05:05,306 All right, let's start. 145 00:05:05,311 --> 00:05:06,474 - First... - Grandma? 146 00:05:06,479 --> 00:05:08,409 - Yes, Dewey? - Is this meeting over? 147 00:05:08,414 --> 00:05:09,510 No, I've just started. 148 00:05:09,515 --> 00:05:11,014 Is there somewhere you need to be? 149 00:05:11,018 --> 00:05:12,681 Yeah, "E.T." 150 00:05:12,686 --> 00:05:13,981 Play E.T. with Francine. 151 00:05:13,986 --> 00:05:15,117 - [dog snoring] - Wrap her up in a blanket 152 00:05:15,121 --> 00:05:16,691 and she can be E.T. 153 00:05:19,092 --> 00:05:20,921 I could take Dewey for the afternoon. 154 00:05:20,926 --> 00:05:23,224 Really? Dad, can I go with André? 155 00:05:23,229 --> 00:05:24,393 Please? 156 00:05:24,398 --> 00:05:25,893 - Sure, it's okay with me. - Yes! 157 00:05:25,898 --> 00:05:27,895 No, André, you need to hear the plan. 158 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:29,297 André plan always the same, huh? 159 00:05:29,301 --> 00:05:32,267 André wrestle, everyone hit André with chair. 160 00:05:32,272 --> 00:05:34,236 André leave, non? 161 00:05:34,241 --> 00:05:35,503 Yeah, good. That's it. 162 00:05:35,508 --> 00:05:37,177 Formidable. Allons-y, mon ami. 163 00:05:39,278 --> 00:05:40,409 Buh-bye, Columbo. 164 00:05:40,414 --> 00:05:43,217 [laughing] 165 00:05:44,785 --> 00:05:47,849 Okay, so if we drive really fast 166 00:05:47,854 --> 00:05:49,984 we can make it to the 1:30 "E.T." at Pearlridge... 167 00:05:49,989 --> 00:05:51,318 André doesn't like movie. 168 00:05:51,323 --> 00:05:52,453 You don't like movies? 169 00:05:52,458 --> 00:05:54,522 - André prefer books. - Books? 170 00:05:54,527 --> 00:05:56,757 André has an even better plan than movie. 171 00:05:56,762 --> 00:05:59,127 We are going to do my favorite thing, huh? 172 00:05:59,132 --> 00:06:00,695 [chuckles] 173 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:03,164 I didn't know it then, but my day with André 174 00:06:03,169 --> 00:06:06,940 was about to change my perspective on everything. 175 00:06:10,890 --> 00:06:12,420 Okay, Battle Royale. 176 00:06:12,425 --> 00:06:15,189 As you all know, the winner takes Peter's belt. 177 00:06:15,194 --> 00:06:16,624 And then we get a new champion. 178 00:06:16,628 --> 00:06:18,793 First thing, everyone's in the ring. 179 00:06:18,798 --> 00:06:19,994 Get rid of the jobbers, 180 00:06:19,999 --> 00:06:21,462 and then it's down to our eight stars. 181 00:06:21,466 --> 00:06:22,963 ♪ ♪ 182 00:06:22,968 --> 00:06:25,199 Sergeant Slaughter, you will be eliminated 183 00:06:25,204 --> 00:06:28,201 by Ricky Steamboat after a high-crossbody. 184 00:06:28,206 --> 00:06:29,970 Great, see you all at the bar. 185 00:06:29,975 --> 00:06:32,273 While Steamboat fires up the crowd, 186 00:06:32,278 --> 00:06:34,994 Rocky, you hit him with a dropkick, boom! 187 00:06:34,999 --> 00:06:36,843 - Right out of the ring. - I love it. 188 00:06:36,848 --> 00:06:38,778 I'll stick the landing like Nadia Comaneci. 189 00:06:38,783 --> 00:06:42,149 Sheik, you will have Macho Man in a Camel Clutch, 190 00:06:42,154 --> 00:06:43,451 then toss him out. 191 00:06:43,456 --> 00:06:45,886 Your Sheiky Baby always delivers. 192 00:06:45,891 --> 00:06:49,490 Rocky and The Wild Samoans make quick work of Sheik. 193 00:06:49,495 --> 00:06:51,459 Can I wave to my girlfriend in the front row? 194 00:06:51,463 --> 00:06:53,494 - No. - That will upset her. 195 00:06:53,499 --> 00:06:56,463 Then after the Samoans attack André with chairs, 196 00:06:56,468 --> 00:06:59,834 Rocky joins in and the three eliminate the Giant. 197 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:02,175 The Wild Samoans turn on Rocky. 198 00:07:03,476 --> 00:07:06,406 Sika holds Rocky up as Afa charges. 199 00:07:06,411 --> 00:07:09,542 Rocky backbody drops Afa over the top rope. 200 00:07:09,547 --> 00:07:11,077 The fifth time this month. 201 00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:12,480 Think I would know better. 202 00:07:12,485 --> 00:07:15,850 Rocky hits Sika with the big Soulman right hand 203 00:07:15,855 --> 00:07:17,485 and out he goes. 204 00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:20,053 Rocky will be the new champ. 205 00:07:20,058 --> 00:07:21,133 Faamalo, Rocky. 206 00:07:21,138 --> 00:07:22,139 - Malo, Rocky. - Malo, malo. 207 00:07:22,143 --> 00:07:24,280 - [clapping] - Well done. 208 00:07:25,831 --> 00:07:27,228 Lia, 209 00:07:27,233 --> 00:07:28,362 I'm honored. 210 00:07:28,367 --> 00:07:29,896 It's what Peter would have wanted. 211 00:07:29,901 --> 00:07:30,997 What are we gonna do, 212 00:07:31,002 --> 00:07:32,233 give it to the Sheik? 213 00:07:32,238 --> 00:07:33,934 There is a fly on this danish. 214 00:07:33,939 --> 00:07:35,369 You jabronis never close box. 215 00:07:35,374 --> 00:07:37,204 It's been a rough few weeks, Rocky. 216 00:07:37,209 --> 00:07:39,440 You've been beside me and you've supported me. 217 00:07:39,445 --> 00:07:41,208 Peter would have been proud of 218 00:07:41,213 --> 00:07:42,976 the kind of man you've become. 219 00:07:42,981 --> 00:07:45,946 Lia, you know how you insist I take roll call 220 00:07:45,951 --> 00:07:47,213 before the meeting? 221 00:07:47,218 --> 00:07:48,848 Well, I forgot. 222 00:07:48,853 --> 00:07:51,719 So, I did it just now and Macho Man is not here. 223 00:07:51,724 --> 00:07:53,853 Ey! Anyone know where Randy is? 224 00:07:53,858 --> 00:07:56,857 Yeah, he wanted me to tell you he couldn't make it. 225 00:07:56,862 --> 00:07:58,992 Something about his girlfriend Deborah's birthday. 226 00:07:58,997 --> 00:08:00,194 But don't worry. 227 00:08:00,199 --> 00:08:02,495 I've been taking notes for him. 228 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,264 "Girlfriend's birthdays". 229 00:08:04,269 --> 00:08:06,533 Bundy and JYD's "sick mothers". 230 00:08:06,538 --> 00:08:08,101 Greg Yao's behind this. 231 00:08:08,106 --> 00:08:10,170 Bob, go get the car. 232 00:08:10,175 --> 00:08:13,139 [tense exciting music] 233 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:15,108 ♪ ♪ 234 00:08:15,113 --> 00:08:16,410 How'd it go? 235 00:08:16,415 --> 00:08:18,511 Turns out every woman in Hawaii is auditioning 236 00:08:18,516 --> 00:08:21,148 for "Star Search" by singing "Gloria". 237 00:08:21,153 --> 00:08:23,050 Ugh. Where's Dewey? 238 00:08:23,055 --> 00:08:25,185 With André. But relax... 239 00:08:25,190 --> 00:08:27,521 you're here with Rocky Johnson. 240 00:08:27,526 --> 00:08:29,256 Want one of my patented back rubs? 241 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:30,523 How am I supposed to stand out 242 00:08:30,528 --> 00:08:32,927 when I'm singing the same song as everybody else? 243 00:08:32,932 --> 00:08:35,562 Well, if you want people to remember you, 244 00:08:35,567 --> 00:08:37,831 you gotta show them something they've never seen before. 245 00:08:37,836 --> 00:08:39,899 That's okay for you to say, you're a showman. 246 00:08:39,904 --> 00:08:41,968 I get nervous when I wear my red belt. 247 00:08:41,973 --> 00:08:44,504 I think you should sing an original song. 248 00:08:44,509 --> 00:08:46,540 [laughs] Sure, yeah. 249 00:08:46,545 --> 00:08:48,479 I'll just whip up a song better than "Gloria", 250 00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:50,280 one of the greatest songs of all time. 251 00:08:50,285 --> 00:08:51,850 Nothing's gonna make you stand out more 252 00:08:51,855 --> 00:08:53,955 than something only you could've written. 253 00:08:55,354 --> 00:08:57,083 I gotta run. I'll catch you later. 254 00:08:57,088 --> 00:08:59,953 Squeeze the bicep for good luck? 255 00:08:59,958 --> 00:09:02,261 That helped. 256 00:09:04,029 --> 00:09:06,059 You know what, André was right. 257 00:09:06,064 --> 00:09:08,162 He was rude, but he was right. 258 00:09:08,167 --> 00:09:09,929 ♪ ♪ 259 00:09:09,934 --> 00:09:12,633 That way, Randy's in room 302. 260 00:09:12,638 --> 00:09:14,100 [whispering] Three, two, one. 261 00:09:14,105 --> 00:09:16,436 - [crashing] - Whoa! 262 00:09:16,441 --> 00:09:18,338 Bob, Lia? What the hell? 263 00:09:18,343 --> 00:09:21,609 Oh, good, it really is your girlfriend's birthday. 264 00:09:21,614 --> 00:09:24,411 - Hey, happy birthday, Deborah. - Thank you. 265 00:09:24,416 --> 00:09:25,612 Okay, bye! 266 00:09:25,617 --> 00:09:28,081 Sorry, I'll just... 267 00:09:28,086 --> 00:09:31,485 - Please. Leave, Bob. - I'll tell maintenance... 268 00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:33,087 the front desk to send up maintenance. 269 00:09:33,091 --> 00:09:35,628 Have them wait 20, maybe 30 minutes. 270 00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:38,133 - Beat it! - Right, yeah. 271 00:09:38,138 --> 00:09:39,994 Big elbow! Hey! 272 00:09:39,999 --> 00:09:42,229 [jaunty French music] 273 00:09:42,234 --> 00:09:44,565 [cooing and clucking] 274 00:09:44,570 --> 00:09:46,299 [singing in French] 275 00:09:46,304 --> 00:09:48,568 You really think this is fun? 276 00:09:48,573 --> 00:09:49,636 So fun. 277 00:09:49,641 --> 00:09:53,239 And relaxing, non? Want to borrow some seed? 278 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:55,442 No, I don't want any seed. 279 00:09:55,447 --> 00:09:57,444 I want to be at the movies, watching "E.T." 280 00:09:57,449 --> 00:09:58,618 and having fun. 281 00:10:00,552 --> 00:10:02,582 What do you love about the movie, huh? 282 00:10:02,587 --> 00:10:04,985 - I like the stories? - [chuckles] 283 00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:07,254 You don't have to go to the cinema to find a story. 284 00:10:07,259 --> 00:10:09,990 Everything has a story to tell. 285 00:10:09,995 --> 00:10:12,326 Have you ever looked at the moon? 286 00:10:12,331 --> 00:10:14,128 Um, yeah? 287 00:10:14,133 --> 00:10:17,563 Some people used to think the moon was made of cheese. 288 00:10:17,568 --> 00:10:19,232 Cheese? 289 00:10:19,237 --> 00:10:21,000 Because the craters, 290 00:10:21,005 --> 00:10:22,875 they look like the hole in the swiss cheese. 291 00:10:23,676 --> 00:10:27,073 It depend on how you look at it, non? 292 00:10:27,078 --> 00:10:29,643 Regarde. The big one. 293 00:10:29,648 --> 00:10:31,412 Le Cochon approaches. 294 00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:33,047 Get out of here, porker! 295 00:10:33,052 --> 00:10:34,581 Hey! 296 00:10:34,586 --> 00:10:36,517 It is not Le Cochon's fault he is big. 297 00:10:36,522 --> 00:10:37,884 And it is not easy for him. 298 00:10:37,889 --> 00:10:39,588 The birds, they do not include him. 299 00:10:39,593 --> 00:10:40,794 And the people, they shoo him away 300 00:10:40,798 --> 00:10:42,335 because they think he is greedy. 301 00:10:44,296 --> 00:10:46,961 But not me. 302 00:10:46,966 --> 00:10:48,361 He is my favorite, 303 00:10:48,366 --> 00:10:51,197 which is why I give him the moon. 304 00:10:51,202 --> 00:10:54,168 [gentle music] 305 00:10:54,173 --> 00:10:56,437 [cooing] 306 00:10:56,442 --> 00:10:58,443 [chuckles] 307 00:10:59,811 --> 00:11:01,007 You know, looking back, 308 00:11:01,012 --> 00:11:02,543 André was trying to show me 309 00:11:02,548 --> 00:11:04,410 that there are a million different ways 310 00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:06,714 to look at something... 311 00:11:06,719 --> 00:11:09,549 if you're only willing to change your perspective. 312 00:11:09,554 --> 00:11:11,719 [funky music] 313 00:11:11,724 --> 00:11:14,520 Greg Yao. 314 00:11:14,525 --> 00:11:15,722 Sorry I'm late. 315 00:11:15,727 --> 00:11:17,758 I was surprised you even wanted to meet, 316 00:11:17,763 --> 00:11:19,525 seeing as how you're Lia's son-in-law. 317 00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:21,461 I'm also a business man. 318 00:11:21,466 --> 00:11:22,936 [chuckles] 319 00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:25,399 Nice cowboy boots. 320 00:11:25,404 --> 00:11:26,600 They're not subtle. 321 00:11:26,605 --> 00:11:29,168 - But neither am I. - [chuckles] 322 00:11:29,173 --> 00:11:32,105 Hope you don't mind, I pre-ordered us some calamari. 323 00:11:32,110 --> 00:11:33,407 I'm good, thanks. 324 00:11:33,412 --> 00:11:34,640 Are you sure? 325 00:11:34,645 --> 00:11:36,849 You might want to take a closer look. 326 00:11:41,153 --> 00:11:43,350 Is that a gold chain that says "No"? 327 00:11:43,355 --> 00:11:45,085 What? [groans] 328 00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:46,691 Damn it, it's got some cocktail sauce on it. 329 00:11:46,695 --> 00:11:47,897 Give me a minute. 330 00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:50,524 It says "No. 1" 331 00:11:50,529 --> 00:11:53,392 because that's what you'll be when you sign with me. 332 00:11:53,397 --> 00:11:56,635 ♪ ♪ 333 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:03,189 That was really beautiful, wasn't it? 334 00:12:03,194 --> 00:12:07,327 A man having sex with his girlfriend on her birthday? 335 00:12:07,332 --> 00:12:10,062 It really restored my faith in people, you know? 336 00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:12,231 We were lucky to see it. 337 00:12:12,236 --> 00:12:15,936 Oh, a Zippy's. Good, I want some chili rice. 338 00:12:15,941 --> 00:12:18,437 [laidback music] 339 00:12:18,442 --> 00:12:21,375 - What do you want to drink? - Fruit punch. 340 00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:25,011 ♪ ♪ 341 00:12:25,016 --> 00:12:27,981 ♪ Fruit punch and a chili rice ♪ 342 00:12:27,986 --> 00:12:31,122 [sighs] Come on, you can do this, Ata. 343 00:12:36,361 --> 00:12:38,258 [ukelele strumming] 344 00:12:38,263 --> 00:12:43,362 ♪ Don't look at me all angry, baby ♪ 345 00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:44,530 ♪ ♪ 346 00:12:44,535 --> 00:12:49,001 ♪ I know it's not your way ♪ 347 00:12:49,006 --> 00:12:52,673 ♪ What if the breeze stops blowing ♪ 348 00:12:52,678 --> 00:12:55,976 ♪ And you get stuck this way? ♪ 349 00:12:55,981 --> 00:12:58,010 ♪ ♪ 350 00:12:58,015 --> 00:13:01,547 ♪ I know you're getting older, baby ♪ 351 00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:04,451 ♪ I asked the calendar to wait ♪ 352 00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:08,120 ♪ But he laughed at me and told me ♪ 353 00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:11,024 ♪ I'm already late ♪ 354 00:13:11,029 --> 00:13:12,192 ♪ ♪ 355 00:13:12,197 --> 00:13:14,895 ♪ So I opened up the windows, baby ♪ 356 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:18,999 ♪ And I left the door ajar ♪ 357 00:13:19,004 --> 00:13:22,402 ♪ So the wind might change direction ♪ 358 00:13:22,407 --> 00:13:25,972 ♪ And you'll stay always as you are ♪ 359 00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:27,606 ♪ ♪ 360 00:13:27,611 --> 00:13:29,009 - I love it. - Really? 361 00:13:29,014 --> 00:13:30,711 Oh, this is your Rocky Shuffle! 362 00:13:30,716 --> 00:13:33,312 "Star Search" is gonna love it. 363 00:13:33,317 --> 00:13:35,115 All right, let's head to the arena. 364 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,817 You can drop me off and I'll see you and Dewey later? 365 00:13:36,821 --> 00:13:37,951 Already? 366 00:13:37,956 --> 00:13:39,953 Yeah, I just got a lot on my mind. 367 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:42,054 Getting Peter's belt, that's... 368 00:13:42,059 --> 00:13:44,329 - that's a big deal. - Yeah. 369 00:13:45,764 --> 00:13:47,594 But you know what'll help? 370 00:13:47,599 --> 00:13:49,428 - Rewind that tape. - [laughing] 371 00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:51,469 Let's hear that hit one more time. 372 00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:54,735 And you really think there's different versions of me 373 00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:56,068 living in different dimensions? 374 00:13:56,073 --> 00:13:57,504 Oui. 375 00:13:57,509 --> 00:13:59,639 Well, if there are other Deweys, 376 00:13:59,644 --> 00:14:01,307 I hope one's big like you. 377 00:14:01,312 --> 00:14:04,211 So everyone would have to listen to him. 378 00:14:04,216 --> 00:14:07,014 Big, small, it doesn't matter. 379 00:14:07,019 --> 00:14:08,682 If you think small, 380 00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:11,351 you will definitely stay small, huh? 381 00:14:11,356 --> 00:14:14,086 That's easy for you to say. You're big. 382 00:14:14,091 --> 00:14:16,288 Everything's easy for you. 383 00:14:16,293 --> 00:14:17,790 Sometime André is too big. 384 00:14:17,795 --> 00:14:20,598 Too big for chair, too big for hat. 385 00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:23,130 Too big to ride horses. 386 00:14:23,135 --> 00:14:25,131 Sometime André feel like King Kong. 387 00:14:25,136 --> 00:14:28,301 You ever see the "King Kong"? That is André's favorite movie. 388 00:14:28,306 --> 00:14:32,639 But I thought you said you didn't like the movies? 389 00:14:32,644 --> 00:14:34,341 André lied. 390 00:14:34,346 --> 00:14:36,476 I used to love to go to the movies when I was a kid. 391 00:14:36,481 --> 00:14:39,980 But I am too big now, and people get angry at me. 392 00:14:39,985 --> 00:14:42,249 I have to sit in the back where I cannot see. 393 00:14:42,254 --> 00:14:44,051 Why don't you just get glasses? 394 00:14:44,056 --> 00:14:45,452 [chuckles] 395 00:14:45,457 --> 00:14:46,620 Vanité. 396 00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:47,754 You're the same, you know. 397 00:14:47,759 --> 00:14:48,759 As who? 398 00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:49,860 As le Cochon. 399 00:14:49,865 --> 00:14:51,930 You guys are both bigger than everybody else 400 00:14:51,935 --> 00:14:54,226 and people are gonna treat you differently 401 00:14:54,231 --> 00:14:55,828 and it's not fair. 402 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:59,432 What if the problem isn't that you're too big for the world, 403 00:14:59,437 --> 00:15:02,140 it's that the world is just too small for you? 404 00:15:05,142 --> 00:15:06,411 André? 405 00:15:09,246 --> 00:15:12,017 A very clever little boy. 406 00:15:14,119 --> 00:15:16,016 Jump on my back. 407 00:15:16,021 --> 00:15:18,284 Did I consider choosing a running mate 408 00:15:18,289 --> 00:15:19,653 who I had more in common with? 409 00:15:19,658 --> 00:15:21,455 Of course I did. 410 00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:24,457 But then I started to think about André the Giant 411 00:15:24,462 --> 00:15:27,294 and his birds. 412 00:15:27,299 --> 00:15:29,029 He was the Eighth Wonder of the World. 413 00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:30,564 And he had enough of an open mind 414 00:15:30,568 --> 00:15:32,998 to listen to a ten-year-old scrub like me. 415 00:15:33,003 --> 00:15:35,568 [E.T. cooing] 416 00:15:35,573 --> 00:15:38,572 [whimsical music] 417 00:15:38,577 --> 00:15:40,307 ♪ ♪ 418 00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:42,141 What is the monster's name again? 419 00:15:42,146 --> 00:15:45,711 E.T. 420 00:15:45,716 --> 00:15:47,681 Eht. 421 00:15:47,686 --> 00:15:49,756 I will never forget that. 422 00:15:50,721 --> 00:15:51,750 Then Eht, 423 00:15:51,755 --> 00:15:53,186 he use a spell to make 424 00:15:53,191 --> 00:15:55,155 all the bicycles fly up in the air. 425 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,989 André, man, I already told you. 426 00:15:56,994 --> 00:15:59,092 Me and Sheik are gonna go see it tomorrow! 427 00:15:59,097 --> 00:16:00,659 Oh, he dies. 428 00:16:00,664 --> 00:16:02,863 He dies. He dies. 429 00:16:02,868 --> 00:16:05,031 - Hey, everyone, Eht dies! - How are you doing? 430 00:16:05,036 --> 00:16:08,234 - Feeling good? - Yeah, great. 431 00:16:08,239 --> 00:16:10,270 Yeah, I'm gonna put on a show for you tonight, Lia. 432 00:16:10,275 --> 00:16:13,306 Peter will be happy his belt is staying in the family. 433 00:16:13,311 --> 00:16:16,208 And if André wasn't too big to learn new lessons, 434 00:16:16,213 --> 00:16:17,949 well, no one was. 435 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:23,576 Get ready for the 18-Man 436 00:16:23,581 --> 00:16:25,311 Battle Royale. 437 00:16:25,316 --> 00:16:26,980 Each wrestler has to throw their opponent 438 00:16:26,984 --> 00:16:28,347 over the top rope 439 00:16:28,352 --> 00:16:29,681 and the last man in the ring 440 00:16:29,686 --> 00:16:31,050 is the champion. 441 00:16:31,055 --> 00:16:32,485 - Yeah! - Look at this crowd. 442 00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:33,885 This is amazing, Mom. 443 00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:35,889 You're in for a show. 444 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:36,894 Go, Dad! 445 00:16:36,899 --> 00:16:38,725 [bell dinging] 446 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,426 Go, Rocky! 447 00:16:40,431 --> 00:16:42,427 ["Gloria" by Laura Branigan playing] 448 00:16:42,432 --> 00:16:43,996 Whoo! 449 00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:46,231 ♪ ♪ 450 00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:48,934 It looks like everyone is piling on André. 451 00:16:48,939 --> 00:16:51,604 Will they smother the Eighth Wonder of the World? 452 00:16:51,609 --> 00:16:53,538 ♪ ♪ 453 00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:56,743 And the Giant does it again. Can't keep him down. 454 00:16:56,748 --> 00:17:00,346 ♪ ♪ 455 00:17:00,351 --> 00:17:04,583 ♪ Gloria, you're always on the run now ♪ 456 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,418 Go Dad! 457 00:17:06,423 --> 00:17:08,520 And another wrestler over the top of the rope 458 00:17:08,525 --> 00:17:10,456 and gone. 459 00:17:10,461 --> 00:17:14,359 ♪ You gotta get him somehow ♪ 460 00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:16,328 ♪ I think you've got to slow down ♪ 461 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,963 Steamboat eliminates Slaughter, 462 00:17:17,968 --> 00:17:20,005 who can't believe it! 463 00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:23,803 ♪ I think you're headed for a breakdown ♪ 464 00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:25,505 And Ricky Steamboat is out. 465 00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:28,775 ♪ So be careful not to show it ♪ 466 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:31,344 ♪ You really don't remember ♪ 467 00:17:31,349 --> 00:17:33,378 Macho Man, over the top rope. 468 00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:35,815 Out he goes. 469 00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:37,117 ♪ Are the voices in your head ♪ 470 00:17:37,121 --> 00:17:39,852 Number one! Who else? 471 00:17:39,857 --> 00:17:41,854 ♪ Calling Gloria ♪ 472 00:17:41,859 --> 00:17:44,390 And the Sheik is out. 473 00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:47,059 ♪ Gloria ♪ 474 00:17:47,064 --> 00:17:50,896 ♪ Don't you think you're falling? ♪ 475 00:17:50,901 --> 00:17:52,798 ♪ If everybody wants you ♪ 476 00:17:52,803 --> 00:17:53,932 [crowd shouting] 477 00:17:53,937 --> 00:17:57,002 ♪ Why isn't anybody callin'? ♪ 478 00:17:57,007 --> 00:17:59,004 They're teaming up to get the seven-footer 479 00:17:59,009 --> 00:18:00,039 out of the ring. 480 00:18:00,044 --> 00:18:01,907 Will Rocky be able to hang on? 481 00:18:01,912 --> 00:18:03,843 ♪ Leave them hangin' on the line ♪ 482 00:18:03,848 --> 00:18:08,948 ♪ Oh, calling Gloria ♪ 483 00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:11,417 And André is out! He's out! 484 00:18:11,422 --> 00:18:12,452 ♪ Gloria! ♪ 485 00:18:12,457 --> 00:18:14,987 ♪ I think they got your number ♪ 486 00:18:14,992 --> 00:18:18,590 ♪ Gloria I think they got the alias ♪ 487 00:18:18,595 --> 00:18:19,826 ♪ Gloria ♪ 488 00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:22,994 Samoan is gone! 489 00:18:22,999 --> 00:18:26,531 all: [chanting] Rocky, Rocky, Rocky! 490 00:18:26,536 --> 00:18:30,435 ♪ Was it something that they said? ♪ 491 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,738 This is it! Rocky Johnson will be 492 00:18:32,743 --> 00:18:35,040 the new Polynesian Pacific Champion. 493 00:18:35,045 --> 00:18:38,577 ♪ Calling Gloria ♪ 494 00:18:38,582 --> 00:18:40,480 [music muffles] 495 00:18:40,485 --> 00:18:41,913 [camera bulbs flashing] 496 00:18:41,918 --> 00:18:46,123 ♪ ♪ 497 00:18:48,926 --> 00:18:51,124 Wait a minute. The Sheik is back! 498 00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:52,759 Must have gone through the ropes, 499 00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:53,859 not over the top rope. 500 00:18:53,864 --> 00:18:55,360 He could still win this thing. 501 00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:56,366 What the hell are you doing? 502 00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:58,406 Lia changed finish last minute. 503 00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,670 ♪ Fruit punch ♪ 504 00:19:04,675 --> 00:19:06,939 ♪ And a chili rice ♪ 505 00:19:06,944 --> 00:19:09,474 [ambient dramatic music] 506 00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:11,844 [faint ringing] 507 00:19:11,849 --> 00:19:14,747 ♪ ♪ 508 00:19:14,752 --> 00:19:17,489 [both speaking inaudibly] 509 00:19:18,889 --> 00:19:22,020 all: [crowd chanting] Rocky, Rocky, Rocky! 510 00:19:22,025 --> 00:19:23,890 Fine. Shoot me off the rope. 511 00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:25,892 - I'll get myself out. - Okay, bubba. 512 00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:27,859 [straining] 513 00:19:27,864 --> 00:19:29,494 Come on, Dad! 514 00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:33,165 [crowd booing] 515 00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:37,737 And the new Polynesian Pacific Champion, 516 00:19:37,742 --> 00:19:41,774 Iron Sheik! 517 00:19:41,779 --> 00:19:42,842 Mom, what's going on? 518 00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:44,644 Rocky lost. 519 00:19:44,649 --> 00:19:49,648 [crowd booing] 520 00:19:49,653 --> 00:19:52,050 Guess you forgot to tell me you changed the finish. 521 00:19:52,055 --> 00:19:53,986 I say you, Rocky, with Yao. 522 00:19:53,991 --> 00:19:55,421 So I double-crossed you 523 00:19:55,426 --> 00:19:57,055 before you could double-cross me. 524 00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:58,924 [tense music] 525 00:19:58,929 --> 00:20:00,493 You're right. 526 00:20:00,498 --> 00:20:01,960 I did meet with Yao. 527 00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:04,230 I guarantee you the championship belt. 528 00:20:04,235 --> 00:20:06,431 You won't lose a match. 529 00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:07,799 - Huh? - All right. 530 00:20:07,804 --> 00:20:09,167 Now it's my turn. 531 00:20:09,172 --> 00:20:11,069 You worked for my father-in-law. 532 00:20:11,074 --> 00:20:13,506 And then when he dies and Lia needs you the most, 533 00:20:13,511 --> 00:20:15,674 you stab her in the back and steal her guys? 534 00:20:15,679 --> 00:20:16,679 Fine. 535 00:20:16,684 --> 00:20:18,144 You've clearly made up your mind. 536 00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:19,445 Why did you even come here? 537 00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:21,948 Well, Yao, you stole wrestlers from Lia. 538 00:20:21,953 --> 00:20:24,384 And when you take from my family, 539 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,386 I take something back. 540 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:27,987 You like my outfit? 541 00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:30,088 I mean, I went back and forth on it all day. 542 00:20:30,093 --> 00:20:31,723 Couldn't decide what to wear. 543 00:20:31,728 --> 00:20:33,192 But I think... 544 00:20:33,197 --> 00:20:35,728 I think I finally found it! 545 00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:37,063 It's the perfect outfit 546 00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,131 to wear with yellow... 547 00:20:39,136 --> 00:20:40,833 cowboy... 548 00:20:40,838 --> 00:20:42,768 boots. 549 00:20:42,773 --> 00:20:45,704 [moody rock guitar playing] 550 00:20:45,709 --> 00:20:49,909 ♪ ♪ 551 00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:51,844 Oh, Rocky... 552 00:20:51,849 --> 00:20:54,579 Even in the wild world of professional wrestling, 553 00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:56,949 no one expects a screw-job finish. 554 00:20:56,954 --> 00:20:59,518 Is it wrong or is it justified? 555 00:20:59,523 --> 00:21:00,553 Well, like all things, 556 00:21:00,558 --> 00:21:02,721 it just depends on your perspective. 557 00:21:02,726 --> 00:21:05,057 Sometimes we get locked in to one way of thinking. 558 00:21:05,062 --> 00:21:06,526 But lucky for me, 559 00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:09,358 my experience with André forever impacted 560 00:21:09,363 --> 00:21:10,730 the way I look at the world. 561 00:21:10,735 --> 00:21:13,098 Monica will always push me 562 00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:14,901 to consider other points of view. 563 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:18,003 But our guiding light will always be our shared values 564 00:21:18,008 --> 00:21:20,006 and love of country. 565 00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:21,673 Thank you all for joining me this morning. 566 00:21:21,678 --> 00:21:24,076 - General, thank you so... - Also I'd like to 567 00:21:24,081 --> 00:21:27,012 say hello to my husband. 568 00:21:27,017 --> 00:21:28,047 Hi, Daryl. 569 00:21:28,052 --> 00:21:30,750 - Daryl. - [crowd applauding] 570 00:21:30,755 --> 00:21:34,658 [bell ringing] 571 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,760 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -