1 00:00:06,331 --> 00:00:06,549 . 2 00:00:06,592 --> 00:00:08,551 - Hello, I'm Randall Park. 3 00:00:08,594 --> 00:00:11,162 With Election Day 2032 just around the corner, 4 00:00:11,206 --> 00:00:13,121 the latest polls released today 5 00:00:13,164 --> 00:00:14,644 show candidate Dwayne Johnson 6 00:00:14,687 --> 00:00:16,167 with a 4-point lead 7 00:00:16,211 --> 00:00:18,343 against his opponent, Senator Brayden Taft. 8 00:00:18,387 --> 00:00:20,432 Candidate Johnson has come a long way 9 00:00:20,476 --> 00:00:22,347 since we started our all-access coverage 10 00:00:22,391 --> 00:00:23,435 of his campaign. 11 00:00:23,479 --> 00:00:25,307 We've captured the good, 12 00:00:25,350 --> 00:00:27,439 the bad, and the surreal. 13 00:00:27,483 --> 00:00:29,398 - ♪ Starts tumblin' 14 00:00:29,441 --> 00:00:32,792 ♪ Who's your daddy, who's your baby? ♪ 15 00:00:32,836 --> 00:00:34,838 ♪ Who's your buddy? 16 00:00:34,881 --> 00:00:37,493 ♪ Who's your man? 17 00:00:37,536 --> 00:00:39,538 See you at the polls! Let's do this! 18 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:41,627 [cheers and applause] 19 00:00:41,671 --> 00:00:44,108 - Tonight we have candidate Johnson with us live 20 00:00:44,152 --> 00:00:46,676 from his campaign headquarters. Welcome, Dwayne. 21 00:00:46,719 --> 00:00:49,287 - Hey, Randall, it's good to see you, buddy, as always. 22 00:00:49,331 --> 00:00:51,550 - Tell me, are you already writing your acceptance speech? 23 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:53,552 - [laughs] Randall, you know me. 24 00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:54,727 I never point to that scoreboard 25 00:00:54,771 --> 00:00:56,120 until the game is over. 26 00:00:56,164 --> 00:00:57,382 - Oh, yeah, you see, I'm the opposite. 27 00:00:57,426 --> 00:00:58,731 I love counting my chickens. 28 00:00:58,775 --> 00:01:01,125 I, like, literally have four chickens. 29 00:01:01,169 --> 00:01:03,388 - You live free, man. - Okay. 30 00:01:03,432 --> 00:01:05,651 - Randall, there's been so many times in my life 31 00:01:05,695 --> 00:01:08,654 where things were going great, and then all of a sudden, bam, 32 00:01:08,698 --> 00:01:11,222 I get blindsided. - The poster looks great, Mom, 33 00:01:11,266 --> 00:01:12,615 but Rocky hasn't won the bout yet. 34 00:01:12,658 --> 00:01:13,920 - I had these made early. 35 00:01:13,964 --> 00:01:15,922 Vince told me that it's only a matter of time. 36 00:01:15,966 --> 00:01:17,750 Rocky's going to go on the road, 37 00:01:17,794 --> 00:01:19,752 wrestle for the WWF, 38 00:01:19,796 --> 00:01:21,450 become the tag-team champion, 39 00:01:21,493 --> 00:01:23,452 and then he'll return home and fight for me. 40 00:01:23,495 --> 00:01:26,324 - Oh, Dewey, uh, take a picture 41 00:01:26,368 --> 00:01:27,847 of me with my poster. 42 00:01:27,891 --> 00:01:29,588 I'm gonna take it on the road with me tomorrow, 43 00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:31,242 show it to Macho Man, tell him I'm from the future. 44 00:01:31,286 --> 00:01:33,244 It'll freak him out. [laughter] 45 00:01:34,724 --> 00:01:37,422 - Then I'll appear and pretend to be you from the past. 46 00:01:37,466 --> 00:01:39,598 His brain is gonna explode. 47 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:41,252 - I appreciate that, little man, 48 00:01:41,296 --> 00:01:43,428 but you're gonna stay here with your mom. 49 00:01:43,472 --> 00:01:45,691 The road is no place for a kid. - But I'm not a kid. 50 00:01:45,735 --> 00:01:48,303 I'm the president of the Rocky Johnson Fan Club. 51 00:01:48,346 --> 00:01:50,174 - Sweetie, we're gonna have so much fun. 52 00:01:50,218 --> 00:01:52,350 We're gonna go to the zoo, see that pregnant panda, 53 00:01:52,394 --> 00:01:53,917 and we're all gonna go to the beach later. 54 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,920 - Hey, boss, you ready to go...visit Gary Chow? 55 00:01:56,963 --> 00:01:58,313 - Yeah. 56 00:01:58,356 --> 00:02:00,358 - Wait, are you going to see Greg Yao? 57 00:02:00,402 --> 00:02:01,881 - No. 58 00:02:01,925 --> 00:02:04,406 - Because Gary Chow sounds suspiciously like Greg Yao. 59 00:02:04,449 --> 00:02:05,624 - Gary is my florist, 60 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:07,583 and we're gonna go and talk about orchids. 61 00:02:07,626 --> 00:02:09,279 - See, when you smile and say that, 62 00:02:09,324 --> 00:02:10,672 it makes me think you're not telling me the truth. 63 00:02:10,716 --> 00:02:11,978 - Does it? [laughs] 64 00:02:12,022 --> 00:02:13,632 - I think you should stay away from that guy. 65 00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:15,982 - If you want to put on a match, you go through me. 66 00:02:16,026 --> 00:02:17,332 - Just tell me what you want me to do. 67 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:19,769 - You pay my tribute fee of $5,000. 68 00:02:20,813 --> 00:02:22,859 - Did you hear, FBI? Did you get it? 69 00:02:22,902 --> 00:02:24,556 - Yeah, but if we can get more, 70 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,602 we have a better chance of making sure the charges stick. 71 00:02:27,516 --> 00:02:29,431 - And, remember, we're going to the beach later. 72 00:02:29,474 --> 00:02:31,694 - We won't be gone long. Come on, Bob. 73 00:02:31,737 --> 00:02:33,304 - You need me on the road. - I'll get the car. 74 00:02:33,348 --> 00:02:34,827 - Who's gonna help sell merch? 75 00:02:34,871 --> 00:02:37,700 - Vince has guys who do that. - Not as well as I can. 76 00:02:37,743 --> 00:02:40,355 You see this smile? It moves units. 77 00:02:40,398 --> 00:02:41,660 - Dewey, I don't think it's a good idea. 78 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:42,922 - I don't want to stay here with Mom. 79 00:02:42,966 --> 00:02:44,402 I wanna go with you. 80 00:02:47,405 --> 00:02:48,406 - Okay, fine. 81 00:02:48,450 --> 00:02:49,451 - You wanna go somewhere with me? 82 00:02:49,494 --> 00:02:51,670 Okay, then. Let's go. 83 00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:53,542 [sighs] Elbows in. 84 00:02:53,585 --> 00:02:55,326 Yeah, back straight. 85 00:02:55,370 --> 00:02:57,763 [sighs] Now. 86 00:02:57,807 --> 00:03:00,288 Flex. 87 00:03:00,331 --> 00:03:01,332 Ooh. 88 00:03:01,376 --> 00:03:03,900 [upbeat music] 89 00:03:03,943 --> 00:03:06,511 - Yeah, nice. - Look at that definition. 90 00:03:06,555 --> 00:03:08,818 - Me and you could be doing this on the road, Dad. 91 00:03:08,861 --> 00:03:10,472 Gym buddies. 92 00:03:10,515 --> 00:03:13,257 - Yeah, the gym is a place to get after it, 93 00:03:13,301 --> 00:03:15,041 but it's also a place for real talk. 94 00:03:15,085 --> 00:03:17,392 - Okay, real talk me. 95 00:03:18,044 --> 00:03:19,394 - Dewey. [sighs] 96 00:03:19,437 --> 00:03:20,525 Remember how Mom said 97 00:03:20,569 --> 00:03:22,527 "Star Search" changed their minds 98 00:03:22,571 --> 00:03:25,487 about flying her out to Los Angeles for an audition? 99 00:03:25,530 --> 00:03:26,575 That wasn't true. 100 00:03:26,618 --> 00:03:29,491 - Oh, okay. So Mom's a bad singer. 101 00:03:29,534 --> 00:03:30,709 - What? No. 102 00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:32,929 No, no, no, no, no. She chose not to go 103 00:03:32,972 --> 00:03:35,714 to be here with you while I was on the road. 104 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:37,847 She wanted to be that constant presence in your life 105 00:03:37,890 --> 00:03:40,023 so you always felt like you had a home. 106 00:03:40,066 --> 00:03:41,807 So when you say things like, 107 00:03:41,851 --> 00:03:44,288 "I don't wanna stay here with Mom," 108 00:03:44,332 --> 00:03:45,724 Dewey, that hurts her. 109 00:03:45,768 --> 00:03:47,335 You're not a little kid anymore, 110 00:03:47,378 --> 00:03:49,380 so you can't be doing that. 111 00:03:49,424 --> 00:03:53,297 Are you ready to be the man of the house while I'm gone? 112 00:03:53,341 --> 00:03:54,907 - What do I have to do? 113 00:03:54,951 --> 00:03:57,910 - Watch after your mom and your grandma. 114 00:03:57,954 --> 00:04:00,478 A man looks out for his family. 115 00:04:02,872 --> 00:04:04,787 - Dad, if it's okay with you, 116 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:06,658 I'm gonna do my next set by myself. 117 00:04:06,702 --> 00:04:08,399 - Absolutely. 118 00:04:08,443 --> 00:04:10,836 Do some thinking curls. 119 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,621 - I was just a kid... [sighs] 120 00:04:12,664 --> 00:04:15,319 But I knew I wanted to live by those words. 121 00:04:15,363 --> 00:04:17,669 Words I still live by today. 122 00:04:17,713 --> 00:04:21,369 - ♪ We are getting down 123 00:04:23,545 --> 00:04:25,677 - Lia, Bob. 124 00:04:25,721 --> 00:04:26,939 Come in. 125 00:04:26,983 --> 00:04:28,724 - You know why we're here, Yao. 126 00:04:28,767 --> 00:04:30,116 Where's my tribute fee? 127 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,423 - Okay, straight to the point. 128 00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:35,426 [tense music] 129 00:04:35,470 --> 00:04:37,385 ♪ 130 00:04:37,428 --> 00:04:38,560 - It's light. 131 00:04:38,603 --> 00:04:40,605 - I could only find $1,800. 132 00:04:40,649 --> 00:04:43,129 But if you let me put on my wrestling match, 133 00:04:43,173 --> 00:04:46,132 I can get you the rest. - You hear that, Peter? 134 00:04:46,176 --> 00:04:48,396 He's trying to screw me, High Chief. 135 00:04:48,439 --> 00:04:50,963 - I'm not. - Who are you talking to? 136 00:04:51,007 --> 00:04:52,356 - [stammering] 137 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,054 I-I don't have the money. 138 00:04:55,098 --> 00:04:57,753 - Then you have to pay a different price. 139 00:04:57,796 --> 00:04:59,363 - What do you mean? 140 00:04:59,407 --> 00:05:01,104 - Bang, bang. 141 00:05:01,147 --> 00:05:04,368 You have until the end of the day. 142 00:05:04,412 --> 00:05:10,809 ♪ 143 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:11,984 - Did you get it? 144 00:05:12,028 --> 00:05:14,509 - We got it. Calling it in now. 145 00:05:15,727 --> 00:05:17,642 - [sighs] 146 00:05:17,686 --> 00:05:18,817 - Where are they? 147 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,819 - Mom said to meet her and Grandma here. 148 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:23,518 all: Surprise! 149 00:05:23,561 --> 00:05:26,608 [laughter] 150 00:05:26,651 --> 00:05:28,174 - I just wanted to do a little something 151 00:05:28,218 --> 00:05:29,480 to show you how proud of you I am. 152 00:05:29,524 --> 00:05:31,700 - Thank you, babe. 153 00:05:31,743 --> 00:05:34,529 This is just the beginning for us. 154 00:05:34,572 --> 00:05:35,791 Food smells incredible. 155 00:05:35,834 --> 00:05:39,011 - Ha, I stole recipe from old family enemy. 156 00:05:39,055 --> 00:05:41,753 - Hey, so, uh, me and Sika are trying to find out 157 00:05:41,797 --> 00:05:43,668 who's got the best artistic eye, eh? 158 00:05:43,712 --> 00:05:45,409 So let us each take a picture of you, 159 00:05:45,453 --> 00:05:47,846 and then in five to seven days' time when it's developed, 160 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:48,847 you can tell us which one's better. 161 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,893 - But first, shirts off. 162 00:05:50,936 --> 00:05:52,895 - Oh. - Oy, oy, oy, oy. 163 00:05:52,938 --> 00:05:54,810 - Thank you, Dewey. - Yeah. 164 00:05:54,853 --> 00:05:57,421 - One, two, three, flex. 165 00:05:57,465 --> 00:05:58,683 - Ooh. 166 00:05:58,727 --> 00:06:02,208 - Oh, what a beautiful tableau, yeah. 167 00:06:02,252 --> 00:06:05,995 - Ah, Dewey. - Mom, can I real talk you? 168 00:06:06,038 --> 00:06:08,563 - Sure, baby. What's going on? 169 00:06:08,606 --> 00:06:09,912 Oh. 170 00:06:09,955 --> 00:06:11,566 [laughs] What's that for? 171 00:06:11,609 --> 00:06:14,830 - I'm glad I'm staying here with you while Dad's gone. 172 00:06:14,873 --> 00:06:16,614 - I'm glad you are too. 173 00:06:16,658 --> 00:06:18,007 - So even at ten years old, 174 00:06:18,050 --> 00:06:20,183 you were already stepping up for your family? 175 00:06:20,226 --> 00:06:21,663 - Yeah, it's a great feeling 176 00:06:21,706 --> 00:06:23,186 when you're on top of that rollercoaster, 177 00:06:23,229 --> 00:06:24,883 but we all know what comes after that. 178 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,494 - Ooh, perfect. 179 00:06:26,537 --> 00:06:28,017 - The cake is too nice. 180 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:29,540 They'll never believe that you made it. 181 00:06:29,584 --> 00:06:31,542 - They'll believe what I tell them to believe. 182 00:06:31,586 --> 00:06:32,717 Come on. We're late. 183 00:06:33,849 --> 00:06:35,067 [tires squealing] 184 00:06:35,111 --> 00:06:36,895 - FBI! 185 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:39,681 Lia Maivia, you're under arrest for extortion. 186 00:06:39,724 --> 00:06:41,770 - Extortion? What are you talking about? 187 00:06:41,813 --> 00:06:42,988 I'm just a grandma. 188 00:06:43,032 --> 00:06:45,556 - We got you threatening Greg Yao on video. 189 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,210 - You're making a big mistake. 190 00:06:47,253 --> 00:06:49,168 I am a lady, innocent. 191 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:52,520 - Run, boss. [grunts] 192 00:06:53,129 --> 00:06:55,436 - You run. I'm wearing flip-flops. 193 00:06:57,655 --> 00:06:58,090 . 194 00:06:58,134 --> 00:07:00,223 - Man, I would not be that cool if the feds came after me. 195 00:07:00,266 --> 00:07:01,703 - She was cold as ice. 196 00:07:01,746 --> 00:07:04,183 Like Sly Stallone from "Cliffhanger" when he had to-- 197 00:07:04,227 --> 00:07:07,535 both: Burn all the stolen money to stay alive. 198 00:07:07,578 --> 00:07:09,406 - Yes, Randall! - Yeah, it was a classic. 199 00:07:09,450 --> 00:07:11,582 - You got it. My man. 200 00:07:11,626 --> 00:07:15,064 - Um, so that was it? Your grandma went to jail, 201 00:07:15,107 --> 00:07:16,282 and that was the end of her business? 202 00:07:16,326 --> 00:07:18,371 - No, she actually beat the rap. 203 00:07:18,415 --> 00:07:19,547 - Twist. 204 00:07:19,590 --> 00:07:21,505 - But I'll save that story for down the road. 205 00:07:21,549 --> 00:07:23,202 - Oh, I'm already obsessed with it. 206 00:07:23,246 --> 00:07:25,509 - You know, my dad would've never known it at the time, 207 00:07:25,553 --> 00:07:27,119 but when he told me to always look out 208 00:07:27,163 --> 00:07:29,557 for my grandmother and my mom, well, I took that to heart. 209 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,602 - Even more reason why your grandmother's arrest 210 00:07:31,646 --> 00:07:33,386 must've been so shocking for all of you. 211 00:07:33,430 --> 00:07:36,172 - It was, but that's what it's like on a rollercoaster, 212 00:07:36,215 --> 00:07:37,478 highs and lows. 213 00:07:37,521 --> 00:07:39,088 You know, I remember a similar thing happened 214 00:07:39,131 --> 00:07:40,306 when I was in high school. 215 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:41,569 I've talked about this in the past, 216 00:07:41,612 --> 00:07:43,527 where I was going down a pretty dark road. 217 00:07:43,571 --> 00:07:46,617 But my junior year, I found the game of football, 218 00:07:46,661 --> 00:07:49,054 and that's when things really started to change. 219 00:07:49,098 --> 00:07:50,491 I was a top recruit, 220 00:07:50,534 --> 00:07:52,493 and every major football program was after me. 221 00:07:52,536 --> 00:07:54,277 - Dewey, we got another one. 222 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,279 - It started with letters. 223 00:07:56,322 --> 00:07:58,542 [Duran Duran's "Notorious"] 224 00:07:58,586 --> 00:08:00,196 Then came the phone calls. 225 00:08:00,239 --> 00:08:01,414 - Hello? 226 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:03,242 No, Dwayne's not home. 227 00:08:03,286 --> 00:08:04,417 Who's calling? 228 00:08:04,461 --> 00:08:07,682 [phone ringing] 229 00:08:07,725 --> 00:08:10,380 - ♪ Here's one you don't compromise ♪ 230 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:11,990 - Then came the in-home visits, 231 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,775 which weirdly always ended up with coaches 232 00:08:13,818 --> 00:08:16,255 giving us a mug. 233 00:08:16,299 --> 00:08:18,127 - Anyone want coffee? - Yeah, thanks. 234 00:08:19,171 --> 00:08:20,433 [faucet rumbling] 235 00:08:20,477 --> 00:08:22,435 - Oh, this damn apartment. 236 00:08:22,479 --> 00:08:24,525 The landlord never fixes anything. 237 00:08:24,568 --> 00:08:26,439 - Sounds like Andre when he sleeps on his back. 238 00:08:26,483 --> 00:08:28,398 - My family was still struggling, 239 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:29,660 but I knew college football 240 00:08:29,704 --> 00:08:31,575 could lead to a better future for us. 241 00:08:31,619 --> 00:08:33,185 - You gotta go to Notre Dame, man. 242 00:08:33,228 --> 00:08:35,099 You're automatically down with Jesus. 243 00:08:35,144 --> 00:08:36,493 - I like the Georgia Bulldogs. 244 00:08:36,536 --> 00:08:38,582 Do you remember the time you stole my dog purse? 245 00:08:38,626 --> 00:08:40,017 - They're trying to deport me, Dewey. 246 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:42,586 The feds are the criminals. Bob, say aloha. 247 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:44,065 - Aloha. 248 00:08:44,108 --> 00:08:47,199 - If you join USC, the other teams will be seeing red 249 00:08:47,243 --> 00:08:48,592 in a way that I never will. 250 00:08:48,636 --> 00:08:49,811 - Nebraska's a no-brainer. 251 00:08:49,854 --> 00:08:52,161 I hear it's called "Big Hair Country." 252 00:08:52,204 --> 00:08:54,511 - Don't listen to Big-Hair. Nebraska's defensive scheme 253 00:08:54,555 --> 00:08:56,252 is all wrong for your style of play. 254 00:08:56,295 --> 00:08:58,428 - I appreciate the input. 255 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,734 Can I ask you something? 256 00:08:59,777 --> 00:09:02,388 - Oh, my God, yes, I will go to prom with you. 257 00:09:02,432 --> 00:09:05,653 - No, I was gonna ask why Karen still won't talk to me. 258 00:09:05,696 --> 00:09:09,047 - Oh, my God. - It's fine, no one noticed. 259 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,440 - It's been a year. 260 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,398 - Do I like that you're poor? No. 261 00:09:12,442 --> 00:09:15,663 But I hate that you lied to me about it. 262 00:09:15,706 --> 00:09:17,578 You didn't even give me a chance. 263 00:09:17,621 --> 00:09:19,188 - [gasps] 264 00:09:19,231 --> 00:09:21,364 - You know, as much as I hated Karen not talking to me, 265 00:09:21,407 --> 00:09:23,758 it just added fuel to my fire to be great. 266 00:09:23,801 --> 00:09:25,629 Anything come from the University of Miami? 267 00:09:25,673 --> 00:09:27,675 - No, UCLA and Washington today. 268 00:09:27,718 --> 00:09:29,633 - [groans] - Hey. 269 00:09:29,677 --> 00:09:31,548 - [laughs] Typical you. 270 00:09:31,592 --> 00:09:33,506 You got all these schools offering you scholarships, 271 00:09:33,550 --> 00:09:35,204 but you want the one that isn't. 272 00:09:35,247 --> 00:09:36,640 - They're the national champs, 273 00:09:36,684 --> 00:09:38,686 and if they're not gonna come after me, 274 00:09:38,729 --> 00:09:40,339 then I guess I gotta go after them. 275 00:09:40,383 --> 00:09:41,819 [phone ringing] 276 00:09:41,863 --> 00:09:43,429 - David Scott. 277 00:09:43,473 --> 00:09:45,562 - Sup, David Scott. Why aren't you recruiting me? 278 00:09:45,606 --> 00:09:46,737 - Who is this? 279 00:09:46,781 --> 00:09:50,088 - The beast of Bethlehem, Dwayne Johnson. 280 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:52,525 5-star D-lineman, Freedom High, 281 00:09:52,569 --> 00:09:53,831 Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. 282 00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:55,790 - Yeah, look, I'm not familiar-- 283 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:57,269 - If you want to let Bobby Bowden beat you 284 00:09:57,313 --> 00:09:59,402 to the best D-lineman in the country, 285 00:09:59,445 --> 00:10:01,491 that's up to you. - Let me look into it. 286 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,449 - Better hurry. I'm making a decision soon. 287 00:10:04,842 --> 00:10:07,758 - Hey, kid, I respect the guts you got in calling me. 288 00:10:07,802 --> 00:10:10,413 - Gotta go for it, right? 289 00:10:10,456 --> 00:10:11,980 [sighs] I was feeling strong, 290 00:10:12,023 --> 00:10:15,113 full of confidence, and I decided to keep it going. 291 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,680 - Andrew Carnegie-- can I help you? 292 00:10:16,724 --> 00:10:17,899 - No thanks. I'm on a roll. 293 00:10:17,942 --> 00:10:19,596 I gotta keep going. 294 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,643 Karen, will you go to prom with me? 295 00:10:22,686 --> 00:10:24,427 - Prom? Okay, first off, 296 00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:25,689 we haven't talked in, like, a century, 297 00:10:25,733 --> 00:10:28,605 and second, I have a boyfriend now, Kevin. 298 00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:31,782 - Father, forgive him for he knows not what he does. 299 00:10:31,826 --> 00:10:34,742 - Father, forgive him because he's a rudy poot candy ass. 300 00:10:34,785 --> 00:10:36,439 [laughter] Look. 301 00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:38,484 I shouldn't have lied to you about being rich, 302 00:10:38,528 --> 00:10:40,182 and I get why you don't want anything to do with me, 303 00:10:40,225 --> 00:10:41,836 but things are different now. I've changed, 304 00:10:41,879 --> 00:10:44,447 and in a few years, my lie won't be a lie anymore. 305 00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:46,101 I'm gonna get into the NFL, 306 00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:48,930 and be so rich I can afford a robot maid like Rocky Balboa. 307 00:10:48,973 --> 00:10:50,409 - What? 308 00:10:50,453 --> 00:10:51,759 - Rocky bought one for Paulie in "Rocky IV." 309 00:10:51,802 --> 00:10:53,543 It doesn't matter. What I'm saying is, 310 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:56,502 if you ever change your mind, ever, 311 00:10:56,546 --> 00:10:58,766 come find me. You'll know where I am. 312 00:10:58,809 --> 00:11:01,464 [upbeat music] 313 00:11:01,507 --> 00:11:03,945 - All right, class. Andrew Carnegie. 314 00:11:03,988 --> 00:11:05,468 - The balls. 315 00:11:05,511 --> 00:11:07,775 - Hey, worked with Miami, might work with Karen too. 316 00:11:07,818 --> 00:11:09,167 - Wait, what do you mean, Miami? 317 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:10,473 Dude, they finally recruiting you? 318 00:11:10,516 --> 00:11:11,692 - Should be showing up at my place right now 319 00:11:11,735 --> 00:11:12,910 for an official visit. 320 00:11:12,954 --> 00:11:14,346 - What the hell are you doing here then? 321 00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:16,218 - Gotta finish my workout. 322 00:11:16,261 --> 00:11:18,307 - The balls. 323 00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:21,310 - ♪ Wheels keep on turning 1 324 00:11:21,353 --> 00:11:24,748 ♪ Proud Mary keep on burnin' 325 00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:27,882 ♪ Rollin', rollin' 326 00:11:27,925 --> 00:11:31,320 ♪ Rollin' on the river 327 00:11:31,363 --> 00:11:33,235 - Love me some John Fogerty. 328 00:11:33,278 --> 00:11:35,672 - Wish I'd brought my harmonica. 329 00:11:35,716 --> 00:11:36,804 - Apologies for being late, fellas. 330 00:11:36,847 --> 00:11:38,849 - Hey, son. Where you been? 331 00:11:38,893 --> 00:11:40,590 Your mama been singing Creedence for an hour. 332 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,679 "Who'll Stop the Rain," "Put a Candle in the Window..." 333 00:11:42,723 --> 00:11:45,247 - At the gym. I lost track of time. 334 00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:46,509 You know how it is when you catch a groove. 335 00:11:46,552 --> 00:11:47,640 Can't cut it short. 336 00:11:47,684 --> 00:11:49,991 - You kept us waiting for an hour 337 00:11:50,034 --> 00:11:52,384 because you wanted to finish your damn workout? 338 00:11:56,388 --> 00:11:58,303 - I kinda love it. 339 00:11:58,347 --> 00:11:59,565 - [bleep], me too, man. 340 00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:03,221 [both laughing] 341 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:04,919 - I like that Coach O. 342 00:12:04,962 --> 00:12:07,312 He's like a mix of my mom and Macho Man. 343 00:12:07,356 --> 00:12:09,662 - Mm, yeah, he's got great thickness. 344 00:12:09,706 --> 00:12:12,404 You give me a month with him, I'll make him a WWF champion. 345 00:12:12,448 --> 00:12:15,320 - Any guy over 200 pounds you say this. 346 00:12:15,364 --> 00:12:17,627 - Hey, congrats on Miami, son. 347 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,848 You made it happen for yourself. 348 00:12:20,891 --> 00:12:22,284 - And the first thing I'm gonna do 349 00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:24,590 when I get drafted to the NFL is buy you a house. 350 00:12:24,634 --> 00:12:25,853 - Oh. [laughs] 351 00:12:25,896 --> 00:12:27,376 How about you buy us a Cadillac, 352 00:12:27,419 --> 00:12:28,769 and we'll work our way up from there. 353 00:12:28,812 --> 00:12:30,596 - No more crappy apartments. 354 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,295 No more broken faucets. No more landlords. 355 00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:34,600 This is gonna be the first house 356 00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:37,734 we've ever owned. I got big dreams for us. 357 00:12:37,778 --> 00:12:39,257 - Me too. 358 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:41,259 My big dream is you. 359 00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:45,742 - Mm, my allergies are acting up. 360 00:12:45,786 --> 00:12:46,917 - There's a pepper flake in my eye. 361 00:12:46,961 --> 00:12:48,397 - [laughs] 362 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,573 - I was feeling great, riding high, 363 00:12:50,616 --> 00:12:54,577 but then boom, reality smacked us right in the face. 364 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,535 - Excuse me. We live here. 365 00:12:56,579 --> 00:12:58,059 What's going on? 366 00:12:58,102 --> 00:12:59,843 - The woman in apartment three caught her hair on fire 367 00:12:59,887 --> 00:13:02,280 while trying to cook amphetamines. 368 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,065 Unfortunately, her faucet didn't work, 369 00:13:04,108 --> 00:13:06,850 so she ran outside and tried to jump in the pool next door, 370 00:13:06,894 --> 00:13:09,418 which was bone dry. [indistinct radio chatter] 371 00:13:09,461 --> 00:13:11,724 She survived the fall, crawled over to the manager's office, 372 00:13:11,768 --> 00:13:13,814 who, upon seeing her disfigured body at the door, 373 00:13:13,857 --> 00:13:15,380 had a heart attack and died. 374 00:13:16,947 --> 00:13:18,775 - You know what? A house sounds pretty good. 375 00:13:18,819 --> 00:13:20,429 - I agree. 376 00:13:20,472 --> 00:13:22,953 - So you're saying there's been a pool here this whole time? 377 00:13:24,607 --> 00:13:24,955 . 378 00:13:24,999 --> 00:13:27,088 - So you got that scholarship to Miami, 379 00:13:27,131 --> 00:13:28,437 and then bam, your legs get cut out. 380 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,395 - Yeah, there's that rollercoaster again. 381 00:13:30,439 --> 00:13:32,833 But I tell you what, it made me double down on my promise 382 00:13:32,876 --> 00:13:35,052 that I made my parents to buy them a house. 383 00:13:35,096 --> 00:13:37,098 All those places we lived, 384 00:13:37,141 --> 00:13:39,056 we never owned our own house. 385 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,362 - Yeah, you just needed to get to the NFL 386 00:13:40,405 --> 00:13:41,885 to make good on that promise. 387 00:13:41,929 --> 00:13:44,235 - You know, I really struggled when I first got to Miami, 388 00:13:44,279 --> 00:13:46,281 but I still had good tape to show the scouts, 389 00:13:46,324 --> 00:13:49,240 and I had that Miami cache. I was hopeful. 390 00:13:49,284 --> 00:13:52,026 I still felt like I had a shot at my NFL dream. 391 00:13:52,069 --> 00:13:53,070 - [grunts] 392 00:13:53,114 --> 00:13:55,072 - Yeah, that's it, sir. Push it. 393 00:13:55,116 --> 00:13:56,552 Push it, 3-6-5. 394 00:13:56,595 --> 00:13:59,381 3-6-6 on leap years, baby. [laughs] 395 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:01,383 - Laying it on a little thick, don't you think? 396 00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:03,428 - Hey, as long as they let me workout here for free 397 00:14:03,472 --> 00:14:05,866 and get ready for the draft, I'll lay it on as thick as-- 398 00:14:05,909 --> 00:14:07,824 Hey. Don't worry, sir. 399 00:14:07,868 --> 00:14:10,522 By the time we're done, no one will believe you're 50. 400 00:14:10,566 --> 00:14:12,133 - All right, enough. 401 00:14:12,176 --> 00:14:13,874 Lat check. 402 00:14:15,527 --> 00:14:16,833 [laughs] 403 00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:21,098 - Oh, boy! - Ooh! 404 00:14:21,142 --> 00:14:22,491 - Look at that. 405 00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:24,014 Looks like a cobra's head. 406 00:14:24,058 --> 00:14:25,363 - If I get any more swole, 407 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,669 they're gonna need bigger mirrors. 408 00:14:26,712 --> 00:14:28,932 - Could cover a small village from the rain. 409 00:14:28,976 --> 00:14:30,934 - I think I'm finally stronger than Gaston 410 00:14:30,978 --> 00:14:33,197 from "Beauty and the Beast." - Gotta turn my head 411 00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:35,547 just to see the range on these babies. 412 00:14:35,591 --> 00:14:38,463 [both grunting] 413 00:14:38,507 --> 00:14:41,292 - What about your job? You have any enemies? 414 00:14:41,336 --> 00:14:43,468 - They run the Bank of Hawaii like a family. 415 00:14:43,512 --> 00:14:44,905 So if anything, 416 00:14:44,948 --> 00:14:46,210 I've got a bunch of new brothers and sisters. 417 00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:48,038 - Who's your least favorite sister? 418 00:14:48,082 --> 00:14:49,953 - [clears throat] - Oh. 419 00:14:49,997 --> 00:14:51,302 Sorry, Bob. I gotta go. 420 00:14:51,346 --> 00:14:52,521 Dewey needs the phone. 421 00:14:52,564 --> 00:14:54,392 Don't forget to send me some Koko Samoa. 422 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,003 They don't have any here in Tonta. 423 00:14:56,046 --> 00:14:57,221 both: Tampa. 424 00:14:57,265 --> 00:14:59,093 - Yeah, okay, Tampa, Tompa. Goodbye. 425 00:15:00,181 --> 00:15:01,312 - [sighs] 426 00:15:01,356 --> 00:15:03,532 Okay, the draft is about to start. 427 00:15:03,575 --> 00:15:06,274 Nobody make any calls for the next two days. 428 00:15:06,317 --> 00:15:09,277 Gotta keep the line open in case an NFL team calls. 429 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,452 - Has it started? 430 00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:12,280 - Not yet, babe. You're just in time. 431 00:15:12,323 --> 00:15:13,498 - Oh, good. 432 00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:15,022 And I told my boss I'm taking tomorrow off. 433 00:15:15,065 --> 00:15:17,285 Didn't say why. I like to create mystery. 434 00:15:17,328 --> 00:15:19,896 Nothing's keeping me from watching Dewey's big moment. 435 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:21,985 - Oh, you don't have to stay for the whole draft, Mom. 436 00:15:22,029 --> 00:15:24,596 It's just gonna be some guys in polo shirts looking at papers. 437 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,337 - Okay, great. I'm taking a nap. 438 00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:28,687 Wake me up when something happens. 439 00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:30,298 - The draft is seven rounds, 440 00:15:30,341 --> 00:15:32,343 and I just needed one team to give me a shot. 441 00:15:32,387 --> 00:15:35,520 - With the first pick in the draft, 442 00:15:35,564 --> 00:15:37,392 Cincinnati Bengals have selected 443 00:15:37,435 --> 00:15:40,264 running back from Penn State Ki-Jana Carter. 444 00:15:40,308 --> 00:15:42,049 [cheers and applause] 445 00:15:42,092 --> 00:15:44,573 - Should've been Dwayne Johnson. 446 00:15:44,616 --> 00:15:47,532 - With the third choice 447 00:15:47,576 --> 00:15:50,187 in the first round, the Houston Oilers select 448 00:15:50,231 --> 00:15:53,277 quarterback from Alcorn State Steve McNair. 449 00:15:53,321 --> 00:15:54,713 - Not mad at a Black quarterback. 450 00:15:54,757 --> 00:15:57,107 - That's right. 451 00:15:57,151 --> 00:15:59,980 - With the 12th pick in the first round, 452 00:16:00,023 --> 00:16:03,548 Tampa Bay selects defensive tackle University of Miami 453 00:16:03,592 --> 00:16:05,681 Warren Sapp. 454 00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:07,944 - Oh, Dewey, it's your friend. 455 00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:09,380 - Of course Sapp's coming to Tampa. 456 00:16:09,424 --> 00:16:11,208 - Look at the Tampa mascot. 457 00:16:11,252 --> 00:16:14,255 A woman with a mustache holding a knife in her teeth. 458 00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:16,605 - Huh. 459 00:16:16,648 --> 00:16:18,302 [Wu-Tang Clan's "C.R.E.A.M."] 460 00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:20,522 - Third round, Miami Dolphins... 461 00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:23,003 [overlapping announcements] 462 00:16:23,046 --> 00:16:24,961 ♪ 463 00:16:25,005 --> 00:16:27,050 And that concludes day one. 464 00:16:27,094 --> 00:16:29,574 - I didn't hear my name called on day one, 465 00:16:29,618 --> 00:16:32,055 but I still felt hopeful about day two. 466 00:16:32,099 --> 00:16:34,188 - Welcome to day two of... - And the 109th pick... 467 00:16:34,231 --> 00:16:36,320 [overlapping announcements] 468 00:16:36,364 --> 00:16:38,105 - Jack Jackson. 469 00:16:38,148 --> 00:16:41,238 - Jerry Wilson. - It's the 233rd pick. 470 00:16:41,282 --> 00:16:45,547 ♪ 471 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:47,375 - For the final pick... 472 00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:50,508 - 249th selection in the 1995 draft... 473 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,250 goes to Michael Reed, 474 00:16:53,294 --> 00:16:55,426 defensive back Boston College. 475 00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:58,342 And he was drafted by the Carolina Panthers 476 00:16:58,386 --> 00:17:01,041 and he'll be big time in Newport Beach. 477 00:17:01,084 --> 00:17:02,085 Thank you. 478 00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:04,043 - What's happened? Is it over? 479 00:17:07,177 --> 00:17:09,484 - Yeah, it is. 480 00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:12,008 It's really over. [sighs] 481 00:17:13,836 --> 00:17:14,053 . 482 00:17:14,097 --> 00:17:17,447 [somber music] 483 00:17:17,492 --> 00:17:21,191 ♪ 484 00:17:21,235 --> 00:17:24,107 - I broke my promise. 485 00:17:24,151 --> 00:17:26,805 I let her down. I let you down too, Dad. 486 00:17:26,849 --> 00:17:28,981 I-I let everyone down. 487 00:17:30,244 --> 00:17:32,159 - [speaking Samoan] 488 00:17:32,202 --> 00:17:34,248 - You're not done. 489 00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:36,598 Trust me, I know from experience, 490 00:17:36,641 --> 00:17:38,643 it ain't over until it's over. 491 00:17:38,687 --> 00:17:40,602 - I appreciate your positivity, Dad, 492 00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:43,996 but there's no working the gimmick here. 493 00:17:46,129 --> 00:17:48,000 - Babe, you know we love your singing, 494 00:17:48,044 --> 00:17:49,785 but now's not... 495 00:17:51,265 --> 00:17:53,745 - I want you to have this, 496 00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:55,573 so no matter how far your journey takes you, 497 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:58,141 you can play a song and be right back with your family. 498 00:17:58,185 --> 00:18:00,230 - Mom, thank you, 499 00:18:00,274 --> 00:18:02,145 but I'm not going anywhere. 500 00:18:02,189 --> 00:18:05,931 - Maybe not right away, but you will. 501 00:18:05,975 --> 00:18:07,629 And when you do, 502 00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:09,109 this is your reminder that you're not alone. 503 00:18:09,152 --> 00:18:11,807 [inspirational music] 504 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:13,852 You carry all of us with you. 505 00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:17,943 ♪ 506 00:18:17,987 --> 00:18:19,858 [phone ringing] 507 00:18:26,213 --> 00:18:27,823 - Hello? - Hello. 508 00:18:27,866 --> 00:18:30,042 Is this the University of Miami's Dwayne Johnson? 509 00:18:30,086 --> 00:18:32,175 - Uh, yes, sir, it is. 510 00:18:32,219 --> 00:18:35,178 [wind howling] 511 00:18:37,311 --> 00:18:39,051 Hello? 512 00:18:40,618 --> 00:18:42,707 Hello? 513 00:18:44,361 --> 00:18:46,189 Hello? 514 00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:50,019 - Hey, you must be Dwayne Johnson! 515 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,239 Well, on behalf of the Calgary Stampeders, 516 00:18:52,282 --> 00:18:55,807 welcome to the Canadian Football League! 517 00:18:57,244 --> 00:18:59,159 Hey, what's with the tiny guitar, eh? 518 00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:04,207 - I got it from my mom. It's an ukulele. 519 00:19:04,251 --> 00:19:06,209 - That's tiny. - Yeah. 520 00:19:06,253 --> 00:19:08,211 - Canada? - Canada. 521 00:19:08,255 --> 00:19:10,126 - Huh. So you kept your dream 522 00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:11,954 of playing professional football alive. 523 00:19:11,997 --> 00:19:13,216 - Hell yes, I did. 524 00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:14,696 If they were gonna pay me to play, 525 00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:16,088 then that's where I was gonna go. 526 00:19:16,132 --> 00:19:19,004 You know, look, my goal was to crush it in the CFL 527 00:19:19,048 --> 00:19:21,093 and then get signed by an NFL team. 528 00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:22,921 - Well, I would ask you how long 529 00:19:22,965 --> 00:19:24,793 you played pro football in Canada for, 530 00:19:24,836 --> 00:19:27,187 but I have a feeling that's also a story for another time. 531 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:28,971 - And you know it's a great one. 532 00:19:29,014 --> 00:19:30,668 Look, no matter what happens, 533 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,888 whether I become president or not, 534 00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:35,064 I wanted to share some personal stories with people 535 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,371 to show them that I understand where they're coming from, 536 00:19:37,414 --> 00:19:38,850 because I've been there. 537 00:19:38,894 --> 00:19:40,939 - Well, thank you so much, candidate Johnson, 538 00:19:40,983 --> 00:19:42,245 for your time, 539 00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:44,160 and best of luck in the election. 540 00:19:44,204 --> 00:19:45,857 Although, I don't think you'll need it. 541 00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:47,381 - Well, thank you very much, Randall. 542 00:19:47,424 --> 00:19:48,773 It's my pleasure, 543 00:19:48,817 --> 00:19:50,949 and you always need a little bit of luck. 544 00:19:50,993 --> 00:19:52,299 [both laughing] 545 00:19:52,342 --> 00:19:54,649 - All right, candidate Johnson. That's a wrap. 546 00:19:54,692 --> 00:19:57,086 Thank you. [bell ringing] 547 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,653 [chatter] 548 00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:01,656 [birds cooing] 549 00:20:01,699 --> 00:20:04,659 [warm music] 550 00:20:04,702 --> 00:20:06,748 - Mom? 551 00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:08,271 How'd you know where to find me? 552 00:20:08,315 --> 00:20:10,099 - You always find spots like this 553 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,188 where you just come and sit and think 554 00:20:12,232 --> 00:20:15,104 ever since Andre and you and your birds. 555 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,193 - [laughs] - Yeah. 556 00:20:17,237 --> 00:20:19,108 - These interviews, Mom, I've been doing 557 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,936 has really gotten me nostalgic. 558 00:20:20,979 --> 00:20:23,112 ♪ 559 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,722 Can you believe how far we've come? 560 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,203 - Yes, Dewey, we are blessed. 561 00:20:27,247 --> 00:20:29,205 We're very blessed. 562 00:20:29,249 --> 00:20:30,424 - I wish Dad could've been here 563 00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:32,948 to see where we're at right now. 564 00:20:32,991 --> 00:20:36,778 ♪ 565 00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:38,997 - He is here. 566 00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:40,912 He's very proud of you. 567 00:20:40,956 --> 00:20:43,654 - [quietly] Yeah. 568 00:20:43,698 --> 00:20:46,004 - He's here right now. 569 00:20:47,136 --> 00:20:49,443 - What do you think Grandma's saying right now? 570 00:20:49,486 --> 00:20:52,663 - "I oughta smack that Dewey." [both laughing] 571 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,972 - I better get going. 572 00:20:57,015 --> 00:20:58,930 - Let's go. - Come on. 573 00:20:58,974 --> 00:21:00,845 All right. 574 00:21:00,889 --> 00:21:02,194 We gotta get to a press conference. 575 00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:03,805 - Do you want me to write some lines for you? 576 00:21:03,848 --> 00:21:05,067 - [laughs] No, Mom, I'm good. 577 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,683 [sighs] 578 00:21:12,727 --> 00:21:15,469 Mom, I think I might just win this thing. 579 00:21:15,512 --> 00:21:17,688 - President Dewey. 580 00:21:19,473 --> 00:21:22,867 [excited chatter and camera shutters clicking]