1 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:04,067 . 2 00:00:04,112 --> 00:00:06,766 [soft dramatic music] 3 00:00:06,810 --> 00:00:13,730 ♪ 4 00:00:15,297 --> 00:00:16,863 - How's the energy? - Not good. 5 00:00:16,907 --> 00:00:19,388 People are very upset. - And our polling numbers? 6 00:00:19,431 --> 00:00:22,043 - Down in the Northeast. - Let's hope this works. 7 00:00:22,086 --> 00:00:23,783 ♪ 8 00:00:23,827 --> 00:00:27,961 Well, let me start by saying how deeply sorry I am. 9 00:00:28,005 --> 00:00:31,008 I made a mistake yesterday here while at a campaign stop 10 00:00:31,052 --> 00:00:33,358 at Philly's Prize. 11 00:00:33,402 --> 00:00:37,058 I ordered a cheesesteak... protein style. 12 00:00:37,101 --> 00:00:38,276 [camera shutter clicks] 13 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,756 [crowd booing] 14 00:00:39,799 --> 00:00:42,106 - The Amoroso roll locks in the flavor! 15 00:00:42,150 --> 00:00:43,455 - You're right to be upset, 16 00:00:43,499 --> 00:00:45,588 and I never meant to disrespect anyone 17 00:00:45,631 --> 00:00:48,721 by eating a bowl of meat and whiz. 18 00:00:48,765 --> 00:00:50,767 [crowd booing] 19 00:00:50,810 --> 00:00:52,812 I've learned that... 20 00:00:52,856 --> 00:00:55,989 a person isn't defined by the mistakes that they've made, 21 00:00:56,033 --> 00:00:57,687 but how they respond to them. 22 00:00:57,730 --> 00:00:59,384 You know, it's a lesson I learned 23 00:00:59,428 --> 00:01:01,125 not too far from here 24 00:01:01,169 --> 00:01:03,084 when I was 15, living in Bethlehem. 25 00:01:03,127 --> 00:01:04,694 [upbeat music] 26 00:01:04,736 --> 00:01:07,653 I was fighting, stealing, lying. 27 00:01:07,697 --> 00:01:09,264 - You must be rich. - Yeah. 28 00:01:09,307 --> 00:01:10,700 - And all around... - What are you doing? 29 00:01:10,743 --> 00:01:11,875 - Just messing up. 30 00:01:11,918 --> 00:01:13,094 - I can't believe it. He stood me up. 31 00:01:13,137 --> 00:01:14,704 - But I really liked this girl, 32 00:01:14,747 --> 00:01:17,620 and I was desperate for her to give me a second chance. 33 00:01:17,663 --> 00:01:19,665 ♪ 34 00:01:19,709 --> 00:01:20,753 - What the hell? 35 00:01:20,797 --> 00:01:22,190 It's 6:15 in the morning. 36 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:24,279 - I know, but you won't answer my calls. 37 00:01:24,322 --> 00:01:26,498 I'm sorry for standing you up the other night. 38 00:01:26,542 --> 00:01:28,718 I wanted to meet you, but I had family stuff. 39 00:01:28,761 --> 00:01:31,242 Please let me make it up to you. 40 00:01:33,114 --> 00:01:36,117 - Karen, someone's at the door for you. 41 00:01:37,466 --> 00:01:39,555 - Dwayne, what are you doing here? 42 00:01:39,598 --> 00:01:42,558 It's 6:15 in the morning. - What's happening? 43 00:01:42,601 --> 00:01:44,255 - Oh, that was my twin sister Lisa. 44 00:01:44,299 --> 00:01:45,604 She goes to St. Francis. 45 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:46,866 She and the nuns have been at odds 46 00:01:46,910 --> 00:01:48,607 so she's been in a bad mood lately. 47 00:01:48,651 --> 00:01:49,782 - I didn't know you had a twin. 48 00:01:49,826 --> 00:01:51,741 - There's a lot you don't know about me. 49 00:01:51,784 --> 00:01:53,699 Maybe if you'd shown up for our date-- 50 00:01:53,743 --> 00:01:54,744 - I'm sorry. 51 00:01:54,787 --> 00:01:56,789 Like I told your-- your sister, 52 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:58,704 I didn't mean to stand you up, but my mom-- 53 00:01:58,748 --> 00:02:00,271 - I have to get ready for school. 54 00:02:01,229 --> 00:02:04,014 ♪ 55 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,494 - And my dad, well, 56 00:02:05,537 --> 00:02:07,583 he was trying to make up for his own mistakes too. 57 00:02:07,626 --> 00:02:10,455 - Ah, cockroach! - Hey, hey, no, no, no. 58 00:02:10,499 --> 00:02:14,459 It's not a cockroach. It's just a rose in full bloom. 59 00:02:14,503 --> 00:02:16,983 Dewey went out for an early run. 60 00:02:17,027 --> 00:02:18,985 We have the house to ourselves. 61 00:02:19,029 --> 00:02:22,989 The music is playing, and I can give you a massage. 62 00:02:23,033 --> 00:02:24,295 - Ah, no, it's okay. 63 00:02:24,339 --> 00:02:26,210 I'll just sing to myself while I stretch. 64 00:02:26,254 --> 00:02:27,559 We need to get ready for work. 65 00:02:27,603 --> 00:02:30,040 - Babe, I swear I wasn't partying 66 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,824 at that wrestling convention. 67 00:02:31,868 --> 00:02:33,826 I had to stay overnight for meetings. 68 00:02:33,870 --> 00:02:35,393 - Come on, Rocky, we're all going to the bar. 69 00:02:35,437 --> 00:02:36,612 - Sounds like an important meeting. 70 00:02:36,655 --> 00:02:38,266 - Babe, wrestling deals are made 71 00:02:38,309 --> 00:02:40,833 over a six pack of beer and country-- 72 00:02:40,877 --> 00:02:42,748 - It's just hard to hear you partying 73 00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:44,968 while I'm here trying to parent our son and pay our bills, 74 00:02:45,011 --> 00:02:47,318 which is why we can't be late for work. 75 00:02:47,362 --> 00:02:48,972 You should return that rose. 76 00:02:49,015 --> 00:02:51,235 We can't afford romantic flowers right now. 77 00:02:51,279 --> 00:02:52,628 - Babe. 78 00:02:56,545 --> 00:02:58,503 - What are you doing? Stop eating jam. 79 00:02:58,547 --> 00:02:59,809 - We're out of breakfast stuff. 80 00:02:59,852 --> 00:03:01,419 - I told you if we run out of something, 81 00:03:01,463 --> 00:03:02,768 write it down on the grocery list. 82 00:03:05,162 --> 00:03:07,033 - I did. 83 00:03:07,077 --> 00:03:08,905 - Morning. What's going on? 84 00:03:08,948 --> 00:03:10,211 - Girl troubles. 85 00:03:10,254 --> 00:03:11,777 - Our son was eating jam straight from the jar. 86 00:03:11,821 --> 00:03:13,214 [car honks] - Oh, that's Gabe. 87 00:03:13,257 --> 00:03:14,867 Gotta go. - Need a ride to school? 88 00:03:14,911 --> 00:03:16,739 - No, no, no, no, it's cool. I have a ride. 89 00:03:16,782 --> 00:03:18,654 - What's up? [engine chugging] 90 00:03:18,697 --> 00:03:20,090 [horn honks] 91 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:23,572 - Ah, this car would not be popular with the ladies, 92 00:03:23,615 --> 00:03:25,356 but it would be hilarious in a police chase. 93 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,575 [chuckles] 94 00:03:28,925 --> 00:03:31,275 Your car is a real embarrassment, Gabe. 95 00:03:31,319 --> 00:03:32,755 - Yeah, it's kind of for work. 96 00:03:32,798 --> 00:03:34,800 Do you think it's okay that I left it in the alley? 97 00:03:34,844 --> 00:03:36,541 - Oh, yeah. Don't worry about that. 98 00:03:36,585 --> 00:03:38,804 Nobody touching that piece of garbage. 99 00:03:38,848 --> 00:03:41,285 Now this, this is a car. 100 00:03:41,329 --> 00:03:43,809 See these seats? Genuine leather. 101 00:03:43,853 --> 00:03:46,725 The dash, that is tortoise shell. 102 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:48,466 You know how you can tell? - 'Cause of the pattern. 103 00:03:48,510 --> 00:03:50,860 - Because of the pattern. - Real nice, Mr. Johnson. 104 00:03:50,903 --> 00:03:53,166 - Yeah, sorry I can't let you sit down. 105 00:03:53,210 --> 00:03:56,561 Next time, bring a towel or wear pants without rivets. 106 00:03:56,605 --> 00:03:57,910 - Oh, I'm good. Happy to hover. 107 00:03:57,954 --> 00:04:00,739 My quads are burning, but it's a good burn. 108 00:04:00,783 --> 00:04:03,220 - Wait till Karen sees you pull up to school in this car. 109 00:04:03,264 --> 00:04:04,308 [chuckles] 110 00:04:04,352 --> 00:04:05,962 Make her forget you stood her up. 111 00:04:06,005 --> 00:04:07,311 - Yeah. - Oh. 112 00:04:07,355 --> 00:04:09,444 Baby's running low on fuel. 113 00:04:14,623 --> 00:04:16,886 Uh-oh. Oh, no. 114 00:04:16,929 --> 00:04:19,018 Ugh, I'm a little light this morning. 115 00:04:19,062 --> 00:04:22,021 Hey, Gabe, you got a couple extra bucks I can borrow? 116 00:04:22,064 --> 00:04:23,458 - Oh, I got my dad's gas card 117 00:04:23,501 --> 00:04:25,547 but I'm only supposed to use it for the pizza car. 118 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:26,983 - I won't tell if you won't. 119 00:04:31,988 --> 00:04:34,338 - Can someone scratch my nose for me? 120 00:04:36,645 --> 00:04:39,604 - Have a good day at school, and when your friends ask, 121 00:04:39,648 --> 00:04:42,955 she's a 1987 Lincoln Continental... 122 00:04:42,999 --> 00:04:45,436 [in French accent] Givenchy Designer Series. 123 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,786 [pop music] 124 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:50,136 - ♪ Breakin' away [tires screech] 125 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:51,790 - What an exit. 126 00:04:53,444 --> 00:04:55,925 - No, dude, dude, let's not walk by the field. 127 00:04:55,968 --> 00:04:57,622 Let's use the side entrance. - Why? 128 00:04:57,666 --> 00:04:59,189 - The assistant football coaches are out, 129 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,451 and they won't leave me alone. 130 00:05:00,495 --> 00:05:01,670 They're always harassing me. 131 00:05:01,713 --> 00:05:02,888 - Dude, what are you talking about? 132 00:05:02,932 --> 00:05:05,021 - All right, fine. I'll show you. 133 00:05:05,064 --> 00:05:08,067 [funky music] 134 00:05:08,111 --> 00:05:09,373 - Let's go! Let's go! 135 00:05:09,417 --> 00:05:12,289 ♪ 136 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:13,508 - Hey, champ. 137 00:05:13,551 --> 00:05:15,727 Where you walking to on those big legs? 138 00:05:15,771 --> 00:05:17,773 - Is your father a 747? 139 00:05:17,816 --> 00:05:19,557 'Cause you got a hell of a wingspan. 140 00:05:19,601 --> 00:05:22,473 - Damn, son, you got a body like a filet mignon. 141 00:05:22,517 --> 00:05:23,648 It's rare. 142 00:05:23,692 --> 00:05:25,389 - Come on. Don't be like that. 143 00:05:25,433 --> 00:05:27,652 Just run a cone drill. Five minutes. 144 00:05:27,696 --> 00:05:29,567 - Hey, knock it off, will you, guys? 145 00:05:29,611 --> 00:05:31,526 Leave the kid alone. - Sorry, Coach Cwik. 146 00:05:33,179 --> 00:05:34,529 - Unbelievable, right? 147 00:05:34,572 --> 00:05:36,574 - What's the big deal, man? They want you to play. 148 00:05:36,618 --> 00:05:38,359 - Man, the only game I'm interested in playing 149 00:05:38,402 --> 00:05:40,056 is trying to get another shot with Karen. 150 00:05:40,099 --> 00:05:42,885 - Ah, so you playing the deadliest game: love. 151 00:05:47,063 --> 00:05:47,280 . 152 00:05:47,324 --> 00:05:50,501 - What the? What are y'all staring at? 153 00:05:53,983 --> 00:05:56,464 - What are you doing? - Diane won't notice. 154 00:05:56,507 --> 00:05:58,553 - You sound just like Dewey. She's definitely gonna notice. 155 00:06:00,685 --> 00:06:02,165 - Uh-oh, they're the wrong way. 156 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,559 They should be face forward, bum to the wall. 157 00:06:04,602 --> 00:06:06,343 I like to feel seen. 158 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:10,695 Wow, this place looks so great, and so fast. 159 00:06:10,739 --> 00:06:12,175 - Well, we have four hands now, 160 00:06:12,218 --> 00:06:13,959 so we'll be able to get things done a lot quicker. 161 00:06:14,003 --> 00:06:15,570 - Ata, can I talk to you for a minute? 162 00:06:18,877 --> 00:06:20,618 - I'm finally going to the Galapagos! 163 00:06:20,662 --> 00:06:22,185 - [gasps] 164 00:06:22,228 --> 00:06:24,100 - I'm going to be part of an immersive nature experience 165 00:06:24,143 --> 00:06:26,450 where you observe wildlife up close, like Darwin. 166 00:06:26,494 --> 00:06:29,148 I have to get special shoes so I don't slip on the rocks. 167 00:06:29,192 --> 00:06:30,889 - Oh, my God, that's amazing. 168 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,195 I told you you needed to treat yourself. 169 00:06:32,238 --> 00:06:34,371 - I'll be gone two months. 170 00:06:34,415 --> 00:06:37,200 I know that money is a concern, so I wanna pay you extra today 171 00:06:37,243 --> 00:06:39,115 along with all the perishables in my fridge. 172 00:06:39,158 --> 00:06:40,769 - Oh, no, no, that's not necessary. 173 00:06:40,812 --> 00:06:42,031 - I insist, 174 00:06:42,074 --> 00:06:43,511 and I'll call you the moment I get back. 175 00:06:43,554 --> 00:06:45,295 - Oh, have a great trip. 176 00:06:47,906 --> 00:06:49,473 - I hope you like root vegetables 177 00:06:49,517 --> 00:06:51,606 because I went crazy at the farmers market. 178 00:06:51,649 --> 00:06:53,085 I was shopping nervous. 179 00:06:55,697 --> 00:06:59,178 - Well, if you're gonna stare, I'ma give you a show. 180 00:07:00,615 --> 00:07:01,964 Oh, there it is. [grunts] 181 00:07:02,007 --> 00:07:03,618 [laughs] 182 00:07:03,661 --> 00:07:05,620 [school bell rings] 183 00:07:05,663 --> 00:07:07,491 [girls whispering] - No, we're not talking to him. 184 00:07:09,101 --> 00:07:11,277 - Hi, can I speak to Karen for a second? 185 00:07:11,321 --> 00:07:13,497 - Are you gonna be okay, Karen? - I'm okay. 186 00:07:13,541 --> 00:07:14,498 Thanks, Karen. 187 00:07:14,542 --> 00:07:17,109 - Karen strong. - Bonnie out. 188 00:07:17,153 --> 00:07:18,502 But Bonnie watching. 189 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:24,726 - I'm so sorry for bailing on dinner the other night. 190 00:07:24,769 --> 00:07:26,075 Please give me a second chance. 191 00:07:26,118 --> 00:07:30,993 Here, I got you something to apologize. 192 00:07:37,129 --> 00:07:39,001 - I love animals wearing sunglasses. 193 00:07:39,044 --> 00:07:40,089 - I know. 194 00:07:40,132 --> 00:07:41,612 You told me 195 00:07:41,656 --> 00:07:43,658 when we watched "The Tonight Show" together on the phone. 196 00:07:43,701 --> 00:07:45,921 - Okay, I'll give you another chance. 197 00:07:45,964 --> 00:07:47,531 - Yes! Babe, that's amazing. 198 00:07:47,575 --> 00:07:49,533 - If you show me that you take this relationship seriously. 199 00:07:49,577 --> 00:07:51,100 - Yeah. 200 00:07:51,143 --> 00:07:53,145 - Have me over for dinner with your parents Friday night. 201 00:07:53,189 --> 00:07:55,321 - Why? Haven't you already met my dad? 202 00:07:55,365 --> 00:07:57,541 - For, like, one second. I wanna meet your mom. 203 00:07:57,585 --> 00:07:59,543 And I'm not getting stood up again, 204 00:07:59,587 --> 00:08:02,024 so I'm coming to where you live. 205 00:08:02,067 --> 00:08:03,460 Look, I like you, 206 00:08:03,504 --> 00:08:05,157 but either you think I'm parent meeting material, 207 00:08:05,201 --> 00:08:07,290 or we're done. 208 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:09,335 - Okay, fine. I'll pick you up at 6:00. 209 00:08:09,379 --> 00:08:10,598 - 5:30. 210 00:08:10,641 --> 00:08:11,990 I'm doing this thing where I don't eat lunch, 211 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,165 so I'll be a grump by 6:00. 212 00:08:14,645 --> 00:08:16,429 See you Friday. 213 00:08:20,651 --> 00:08:21,826 - So? 214 00:08:21,870 --> 00:08:22,871 - Karen wants to come over 215 00:08:22,914 --> 00:08:24,263 and have dinner with my parents. 216 00:08:24,307 --> 00:08:26,048 - Yo, that's great, man! - No, dude, it's terrible. 217 00:08:26,091 --> 00:08:27,440 She thinks I'm rich. 218 00:08:27,484 --> 00:08:28,833 She's gonna find out I've been lying. 219 00:08:28,877 --> 00:08:31,270 She can't see where I live. It's embarrassing. 220 00:08:31,314 --> 00:08:33,055 - Well, dude, maybe she won't care about that. 221 00:08:33,098 --> 00:08:34,272 - She's gonna care about it, man. 222 00:08:34,317 --> 00:08:35,623 You haven't seen her house. 223 00:08:35,666 --> 00:08:38,539 Looks like the bad guy's house in a kid's movie. 224 00:08:38,582 --> 00:08:41,541 God, I gotta find a bathroom. - Oh, anxiety butt? 225 00:08:41,584 --> 00:08:43,674 I had that bad during PSATs, dude. 226 00:08:43,718 --> 00:08:46,590 Boy's room is right over there. - Those stalls are too small. 227 00:08:51,377 --> 00:08:53,597 - Only seven weeks till spring break. 228 00:08:53,641 --> 00:08:56,208 - Let's not talk, man. - Yeah. 229 00:08:58,036 --> 00:08:59,342 - Whatever. I'll catch you later. 230 00:08:59,385 --> 00:09:01,170 - All right. Take it slow. 231 00:09:01,213 --> 00:09:04,260 - The thought of Karen coming over was messing me up. 232 00:09:05,435 --> 00:09:07,350 Unfortunately, I made the mistake 233 00:09:07,393 --> 00:09:09,091 of taking it out on the wrong person. 234 00:09:09,134 --> 00:09:10,396 - Coach Cwik. 235 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,181 - What the hell are you doing in here? 236 00:09:12,224 --> 00:09:13,399 This the teachers' lounge. 237 00:09:13,443 --> 00:09:14,923 - I'm too big for the regular bathrooms. 238 00:09:14,966 --> 00:09:16,359 - Boy, you better get the hell out. 239 00:09:16,402 --> 00:09:18,143 - No one else is even in here. - Out. 240 00:09:18,187 --> 00:09:20,145 - Man, today is not the day. 241 00:09:20,189 --> 00:09:24,585 - Make me say it one more time, we'll have a real problem. 242 00:09:24,628 --> 00:09:25,716 - Okay, sure. 243 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:28,327 I'll leave... after I wash my hands. 244 00:09:29,764 --> 00:09:32,375 - Oh, you're gonna be a son of a bitch? 245 00:09:32,418 --> 00:09:33,419 I'll call the principal. 246 00:09:33,463 --> 00:09:35,334 - Principal Bogg? - Uh-huh. 247 00:09:35,378 --> 00:09:37,598 - Tell him Officer Dwayne Johnson said what's up. 248 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:40,688 Pass me a paper towel. 249 00:09:40,731 --> 00:09:42,603 Know what, never mind. I'll get my own. 250 00:09:44,866 --> 00:09:46,563 - Get out! 251 00:09:49,218 --> 00:09:50,567 - Later, boss. 252 00:09:54,745 --> 00:09:54,963 . 253 00:09:55,006 --> 00:09:57,182 - Do you want me to put in a tape? 254 00:09:57,226 --> 00:10:00,490 I got some Neil Diamond; Earth, Wind & Fire... 255 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,666 - Why do I feel like I'm the only one who's worried? 256 00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:04,799 Diane was our twice-a-week client. 257 00:10:04,842 --> 00:10:07,845 Losing her is a big hit, and rent is due next week. 258 00:10:07,889 --> 00:10:10,718 - Babe, we always figure this out. 259 00:10:10,761 --> 00:10:12,894 I'm gonna see Afa and Sika at the gym later. 260 00:10:12,937 --> 00:10:14,722 I'll see if they got any local matches coming up. 261 00:10:14,765 --> 00:10:16,419 - And we should ask around, find out if anyone 262 00:10:16,462 --> 00:10:18,073 needs a cleaning service. - Mm. 263 00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:20,684 - Maybe put an ad in the paper, although that costs money. 264 00:10:20,728 --> 00:10:22,904 Everything costs money. 265 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:25,907 This bag smells. 266 00:10:27,473 --> 00:10:29,737 - You called him boss after you shoulder-checked him? 267 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:32,217 Power move. - I was just pissed off. 268 00:10:32,261 --> 00:10:34,219 It's this Karen dinner. It's making me crazy. 269 00:10:34,263 --> 00:10:35,960 - Well, did you tell your parents she's coming over? 270 00:10:36,004 --> 00:10:37,353 - I'll tell my dad at the gym later. 271 00:10:37,396 --> 00:10:38,920 Maybe he can help me figure out what to do. 272 00:10:38,963 --> 00:10:40,182 - Maybe if you ask your mom 273 00:10:40,225 --> 00:10:41,705 to make you something fancy for dinner, 274 00:10:41,749 --> 00:10:43,751 then Karen won't notice your apartment. 275 00:10:43,794 --> 00:10:45,578 - Fancy like what? Like turkey burgers? 276 00:10:45,622 --> 00:10:47,493 - Turkey burgers? 277 00:10:47,537 --> 00:10:48,712 - You give a girl a turkey burger, 278 00:10:48,756 --> 00:10:49,974 she should spit in your face. 279 00:10:50,018 --> 00:10:51,802 - I mean, you can make it classy, 280 00:10:51,846 --> 00:10:53,325 you know, with, like, a salad or something. 281 00:10:53,369 --> 00:10:55,806 - Turkey makes you sleep, and it makes you fart, Dwayne. 282 00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:57,590 You looking to sleep and fart, 283 00:10:57,634 --> 00:10:59,114 or you looking to have a little fun? 284 00:10:59,157 --> 00:11:00,985 - Fine. Then what should we have? 285 00:11:01,029 --> 00:11:03,379 - I got three words: linguini and clams. 286 00:11:03,422 --> 00:11:05,729 - Nah, I don't think-- - Listen to me. 287 00:11:05,773 --> 00:11:07,600 Women go wild for linguini and clams. 288 00:11:07,644 --> 00:11:09,254 Clams are an aphrodisiac. 289 00:11:09,298 --> 00:11:12,475 Something about them on top of linguini drives women crazy. 290 00:11:12,518 --> 00:11:15,608 Something in the sauce, it mixes with their DNA. 291 00:11:15,652 --> 00:11:17,175 I don't know 'cause I'm not a doctor. 292 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,742 I don't know if it's the electrons 293 00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:20,091 or the hormones or what, 294 00:11:20,135 --> 00:11:21,745 but when clam juice and linguini 295 00:11:21,789 --> 00:11:22,964 hits a woman's bloodstream, 296 00:11:23,007 --> 00:11:24,443 huh... [chuckles] 297 00:11:24,487 --> 00:11:26,054 All hell breaks loose. 298 00:11:26,097 --> 00:11:28,273 - If it works so good, then why isn't it on our menu? 299 00:11:28,317 --> 00:11:30,449 - 'Cause we don't have insurance for that! 300 00:11:30,493 --> 00:11:33,278 A bunch of crazy women ripping our seats out? 301 00:11:33,322 --> 00:11:35,193 Come on! 302 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,760 - [quietly] Sorry. 303 00:11:37,761 --> 00:11:40,721 [retro pop music] 304 00:11:40,764 --> 00:11:42,113 - Bye. 305 00:11:42,157 --> 00:11:43,593 Ata. 306 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,464 Hi. Look, before you say anything, 307 00:11:45,508 --> 00:11:46,944 Toby's been let go. 308 00:11:46,988 --> 00:11:48,119 We had no idea about his history 309 00:11:48,163 --> 00:11:50,121 when we hired him, and what can I say? 310 00:11:50,165 --> 00:11:53,516 He's a master manipulator. - Who's Toby? 311 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:55,039 - So you're here for a class? 312 00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:58,477 - No, actually, I need to cancel my platinum jazz plan. 313 00:11:58,521 --> 00:11:59,783 - Oh. 314 00:11:59,827 --> 00:12:01,002 - It's not that I don't love it. 315 00:12:01,045 --> 00:12:02,220 I do. 316 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,831 It's just a bit too much money right now. 317 00:12:03,874 --> 00:12:05,789 - Oh, okay. 318 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,573 Um, I don't know if you read the fine print 319 00:12:07,617 --> 00:12:09,010 on your Jazzport membership card, 320 00:12:09,053 --> 00:12:10,707 but there are no refunds. 321 00:12:10,751 --> 00:12:12,491 - Come on, Stephanie. It's me. 322 00:12:12,535 --> 00:12:15,146 ♪ 323 00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:17,801 - Okay, I am not supposed to do this, 324 00:12:17,845 --> 00:12:19,672 but I can offer you 325 00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:21,718 10% off your next platinum plan 326 00:12:21,762 --> 00:12:22,980 if you renew today. 327 00:12:23,024 --> 00:12:24,939 We take cash, check, or credit card. 328 00:12:24,982 --> 00:12:26,331 The only thing we no longer accept 329 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:27,463 is Toby bucks. 330 00:12:27,506 --> 00:12:29,770 ♪♪ 331 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:31,641 - Fellas. - Hey 332 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,774 - Hey, y'all talk to Hal? 333 00:12:33,817 --> 00:12:35,688 He got any local matches on the horizon? 334 00:12:35,732 --> 00:12:37,255 - Nah, he's got nothing coming up. 335 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:40,824 - Hmm, all right, well, you hear anything, let me know. 336 00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:43,435 - All right. - Hey, Dad. 337 00:12:43,479 --> 00:12:45,916 Uncle Afa, Uncle Sika. - Hello, Dewey. 338 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:49,833 - Dewey, give me a spot. - Mustache coming in strong. 339 00:12:49,877 --> 00:12:52,009 - That weight was too light. 340 00:12:52,053 --> 00:12:53,402 - Hey, I need to ask you something. 341 00:12:54,664 --> 00:12:56,144 I got a problem with this girl. 342 00:12:57,362 --> 00:13:00,801 - Oh. Uh, okay. 343 00:13:00,844 --> 00:13:02,715 You and this lady had some fun, 344 00:13:02,759 --> 00:13:04,805 but now there are consequences, and you need help dealing-- 345 00:13:04,848 --> 00:13:07,720 - No, Dad, Karen wants to come over for dinner tomorrow night. 346 00:13:07,764 --> 00:13:10,027 - [chuckles] 347 00:13:10,071 --> 00:13:11,855 - Well, I'm relieved to hear that, Son. 348 00:13:11,899 --> 00:13:13,204 - You scared me for a second, there, Dewey. 349 00:13:13,248 --> 00:13:14,989 - What a wild few seconds that was. 350 00:13:15,032 --> 00:13:17,208 - But her family's rich, and I sort of led her 351 00:13:17,252 --> 00:13:19,210 to believe that I was rich too, and now-- 352 00:13:19,254 --> 00:13:21,169 - The chickens have come home to roost. 353 00:13:21,212 --> 00:13:23,432 [chuckles] I understand. 354 00:13:23,475 --> 00:13:25,390 You were working a gimmick, and you cornered yourself. 355 00:13:25,434 --> 00:13:27,262 - I guess I should just come clean to her then, right? 356 00:13:27,305 --> 00:13:28,567 - Wrong, son. 357 00:13:28,611 --> 00:13:29,873 What you gotta do 358 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:32,876 is work the gimmick even harder. 359 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,314 [driving music] 360 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:39,535 ♪ 361 00:13:39,578 --> 00:13:41,276 [doorbell rings] 362 00:13:41,319 --> 00:13:45,933 ♪ 363 00:13:45,976 --> 00:13:48,196 - 'Sup, Karen? 364 00:13:48,239 --> 00:13:49,414 Or Lisa? 365 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,547 - No, it's me, Karen. 366 00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:52,809 Lisa's in a room with my parents. 367 00:13:52,853 --> 00:13:54,898 She just told them she's a lesbian. 368 00:13:54,942 --> 00:13:56,726 Nice car. - Thanks. 369 00:13:56,769 --> 00:14:00,121 It's a Lincoln Continental Givenchy Designer Series. 370 00:14:00,164 --> 00:14:01,600 - I've never seen you drive this to school. 371 00:14:01,644 --> 00:14:03,559 - You know, a lot of kids bombing around there 372 00:14:03,602 --> 00:14:04,908 with their learner's permits. 373 00:14:04,952 --> 00:14:06,475 I don't trust them around my baby. 374 00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:09,086 - I brought éclairs. 375 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:11,393 The cream is called Chantilly, 376 00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:13,395 which is also what I want to call my daughter. 377 00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:14,352 - Beautiful. 378 00:14:17,138 --> 00:14:19,270 [upbeat pop music playing on radio] 379 00:14:19,314 --> 00:14:22,056 - I'm planning to go to Barbizon Modeling School 380 00:14:22,099 --> 00:14:24,232 after I graduate! - That makes sense! 381 00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:27,583 You're so pretty! - Thank you! 382 00:14:27,626 --> 00:14:29,324 Can we turn this music down? 383 00:14:31,021 --> 00:14:32,631 - Sorry, I was just trying to show you 384 00:14:32,675 --> 00:14:33,937 the six-speaker stereo. 385 00:14:33,981 --> 00:14:35,330 Most cars only have four so... 386 00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:37,593 - Anyway, I got discovered eating a chocolate bar 387 00:14:37,636 --> 00:14:38,855 at Hershey Park. 388 00:14:38,899 --> 00:14:40,161 I'm planning on being a catalog model 389 00:14:40,204 --> 00:14:41,379 because they don't have 390 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,946 the same height requirements as runway, 391 00:14:42,990 --> 00:14:44,078 and I'm business-minded about it. 392 00:14:44,121 --> 00:14:45,470 - You comfortable? 393 00:14:45,514 --> 00:14:47,429 These seats are genuine leather. 394 00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:49,953 And you see this dash? Tortoise shell. 395 00:14:49,997 --> 00:14:51,607 - Mm-hmm, yeah. 396 00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:53,826 So how far is it to your house? 397 00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:55,132 - Instead of going to my house, 398 00:14:55,176 --> 00:14:56,655 I thought we could just drive around, 399 00:14:56,699 --> 00:14:58,266 enjoy the elegance of my Conty. 400 00:14:58,309 --> 00:15:00,964 - Dwayne, I told you I didn't eat lunch. 401 00:15:01,008 --> 00:15:03,749 I'm gonna need some food. - No problem. 402 00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:05,316 I got us a reservation 403 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,492 at the most romantic spot in the city. 404 00:15:09,016 --> 00:15:10,234 [wind whooshing] 405 00:15:10,278 --> 00:15:11,844 Isn't this picnic nice? 406 00:15:11,888 --> 00:15:13,846 You enjoying your linguini with clams? 407 00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:16,545 - No, the wind blew dirt in it. 408 00:15:16,588 --> 00:15:18,721 - Yeah, I guess it really does pick up at night. 409 00:15:18,764 --> 00:15:20,897 Here, have some of mine. 410 00:15:20,941 --> 00:15:23,247 - Watch out with that fork. You're really close to my eyes. 411 00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:25,902 Stop! - Sorry, it's just so dark. 412 00:15:25,946 --> 00:15:27,077 Hold on. 413 00:15:31,429 --> 00:15:33,692 - Dwayne! 414 00:15:33,736 --> 00:15:36,130 Oh, no, here comes the moths. 415 00:15:36,173 --> 00:15:39,002 [screams] [spitting] 416 00:15:39,046 --> 00:15:40,656 The lights, turn off the lights! 417 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,009 - Okay, we can eat in the car, 418 00:15:46,053 --> 00:15:47,837 but we really can't spill on the seats. 419 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,579 - I wanna have dinner at your house with your parents! 420 00:15:50,622 --> 00:15:52,973 I was looking forward to your mom cooking us 421 00:15:53,016 --> 00:15:54,887 a traditional meal from your... 422 00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:56,715 homeland of origin. 423 00:15:56,759 --> 00:15:58,021 - She's from Samoa. 424 00:15:58,065 --> 00:16:01,894 - That is what I want. Some lovely Samoan food. 425 00:16:01,938 --> 00:16:05,507 Take me to your house or take me home. 426 00:16:07,422 --> 00:16:10,512 - Okay, fine. Let's go to my house. 427 00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:12,644 Here we are. 428 00:16:14,081 --> 00:16:18,128 Let me just-- oh, I forgot my house key. 429 00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:19,390 My mom hates it 430 00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:20,826 when I ring the doorbell late at night. 431 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:21,958 It disturbs the horses. 432 00:16:22,002 --> 00:16:23,351 I guess we got to do this another time. 433 00:16:23,394 --> 00:16:25,701 - Dwayne, this is the mayor's house. 434 00:16:25,744 --> 00:16:27,398 I know that because I threw up here on a field trip 435 00:16:27,442 --> 00:16:29,792 after I ate too many circus peanuts. 436 00:16:29,835 --> 00:16:31,707 - All right, fine. 437 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,883 I don't wanna take you to my house, okay? 438 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,233 I know you think I'm rich because I wear nice clothes 439 00:16:36,277 --> 00:16:39,062 and my dad is famous, but I'm not. 440 00:16:39,106 --> 00:16:40,411 We live in a crappy apartment, 441 00:16:40,455 --> 00:16:42,152 and my mom cleans houses with my dad 442 00:16:42,196 --> 00:16:43,371 when he's not lucky enough 443 00:16:43,414 --> 00:16:44,633 to be wrestling in flea markets. 444 00:16:44,676 --> 00:16:46,200 I didn't wanna tell you because you 445 00:16:46,243 --> 00:16:47,418 obviously wouldn't understand. 446 00:16:47,462 --> 00:16:49,638 Your house is perfect. You're perfect. 447 00:16:49,681 --> 00:16:52,641 And...yeah. 448 00:16:55,383 --> 00:16:57,385 - Do I like that you're poor? No. 449 00:16:57,428 --> 00:16:59,996 But I hate that you lied to me about it. 450 00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:03,391 So, yeah, maybe I am a little shallow. 451 00:17:05,175 --> 00:17:07,569 You didn't even give me a chance. 452 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,658 Take me home. 453 00:17:09,701 --> 00:17:11,094 For real this time. 454 00:17:15,751 --> 00:17:15,967 . 455 00:17:16,012 --> 00:17:17,186 - You know what? 456 00:17:17,231 --> 00:17:18,580 This wasn't half bad. 457 00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:20,015 - It's turnip pie. You want another piece? 458 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:23,585 - No. I mean, uh, I'm so full. 459 00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:25,195 - This Jazzercise contract is crazy. 460 00:17:25,239 --> 00:17:26,717 I don't think there's any way out of it. 461 00:17:26,762 --> 00:17:28,242 Listen to this. 462 00:17:28,284 --> 00:17:30,505 "Every dispute will be settled by Christine." 463 00:17:30,548 --> 00:17:32,768 - Is she the one with the thick back? 464 00:17:32,811 --> 00:17:35,118 There he is. How'd that date go? 465 00:17:35,162 --> 00:17:37,077 - Terrible. - I don't understand. 466 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,904 Did you double down on the gimmick like I said? 467 00:17:38,948 --> 00:17:40,602 - Yeah, and it blew up in my face. 468 00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:41,951 - What's going on? 469 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,605 - Dad told me to work the gimmick extra hard, 470 00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:45,259 and it backfired, so now Karen hates me 471 00:17:45,302 --> 00:17:49,567 and the mayor's security team has our license plate number. 472 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,787 - Why do we have red celery? 473 00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:54,137 - Okay, it's rhubarb from the farmers market, 474 00:17:54,181 --> 00:17:55,399 and we're all gonna eat it. 475 00:17:55,443 --> 00:17:57,445 I need you two to stop working the gimmick 476 00:17:57,488 --> 00:17:59,186 and start working on a solution-- 477 00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:02,102 a real solution because we've got real problems 478 00:18:02,145 --> 00:18:03,625 like rent being due in a few days. 479 00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:05,148 We could get evicted. 480 00:18:05,192 --> 00:18:07,672 That should be your priority, not what some girl thinks. 481 00:18:12,895 --> 00:18:15,115 - Whatever that is, son... 482 00:18:15,158 --> 00:18:16,377 don't eat it. 483 00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:19,554 [burgeoning guitar music] 484 00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:26,735 ♪ 485 00:18:26,778 --> 00:18:28,650 - Where's your car? 486 00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:30,304 - I sold it. 487 00:18:30,347 --> 00:18:31,740 - What do you mean you sold it? 488 00:18:31,783 --> 00:18:34,308 - And I got good money for it too. 489 00:18:34,351 --> 00:18:37,267 You know, it's a Givenchy-- - Designer Series, yes, I know. 490 00:18:37,311 --> 00:18:39,878 Rocky, I can't believe you sold your car. 491 00:18:39,922 --> 00:18:42,142 You love it so much. - We needed to pay rent. 492 00:18:42,185 --> 00:18:44,753 I can ride with Afa and Sika if I book any shows, 493 00:18:44,796 --> 00:18:46,885 and we can sign a cheap lease on a van, 494 00:18:46,929 --> 00:18:49,323 which will be better for the business. 495 00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:50,585 I'm working the solution. 496 00:18:50,628 --> 00:18:53,588 ♪ 497 00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:57,853 - Hey, can you drop me off at school on your way to work? 498 00:19:00,377 --> 00:19:02,510 - Thanks for giving us a ride to work, Gabe. 499 00:19:02,553 --> 00:19:03,946 - No problem. 500 00:19:03,989 --> 00:19:05,774 I have some parmesan and crushed red pepper packets 501 00:19:05,817 --> 00:19:07,993 in the glove box if anyone's feeling snacky. 502 00:19:08,037 --> 00:19:09,821 - It's crazy you had to sell your car, Dad. 503 00:19:09,865 --> 00:19:11,040 You loved that thing. 504 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:15,044 - Yeah, but I love your mom even more. 505 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:18,395 It's about taking responsibility. 506 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:22,182 - What my dad said really resonated with me. 507 00:19:22,225 --> 00:19:24,053 I had messed up things with Karen, 508 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,055 but I still had a shot to do something right. 509 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:29,711 Hey, Coach Cwik, you got a second? 510 00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:31,713 - Hey, big fella. Looking big! 511 00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:32,931 - Not now, Barry. 512 00:19:34,411 --> 00:19:36,370 - I know I acted like a jerk. 513 00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:38,546 I've been stressed lately about a lot of things, 514 00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:41,679 and I took it out on you, and I'm sorry. 515 00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:52,560 - I appreciate that. 516 00:19:52,603 --> 00:19:54,779 I appreciate that apology very much. 517 00:19:54,823 --> 00:19:57,347 Tells me who you are, right, as a man. 518 00:19:57,391 --> 00:19:59,044 - Thanks for giving me another chance. 519 00:19:59,088 --> 00:20:01,743 - Hey, we all deserve a second chance. 520 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,965 I want you to play football for me. 521 00:20:08,097 --> 00:20:10,230 - Coach, I don't got time for that. 522 00:20:10,273 --> 00:20:11,666 I mean, my family-- 523 00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:13,581 - Hey, I don't want to cross a line here or anything. 524 00:20:13,624 --> 00:20:15,017 You live out in the East Side, right? 525 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:17,280 [soft dramatic music] 526 00:20:17,324 --> 00:20:19,804 I grew up around there too. 527 00:20:19,848 --> 00:20:22,851 Football can open doors for guys like us. 528 00:20:22,894 --> 00:20:24,635 This game can get you into college, 529 00:20:24,679 --> 00:20:26,507 take you who knows how far. 530 00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:28,160 Out there is opportunity. 531 00:20:28,204 --> 00:20:30,641 You work your ass off, give yourself a chance. 532 00:20:32,252 --> 00:20:33,644 - You really think I got a shot? 533 00:20:33,688 --> 00:20:34,950 - You got the size. 534 00:20:34,993 --> 00:20:37,648 If you got the talent, sky's the limit. 535 00:20:37,692 --> 00:20:40,608 [hopeful piano music] 536 00:20:40,651 --> 00:20:42,566 - All right. I'll be here tomorrow. 537 00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:44,307 - Good for you. 538 00:20:44,351 --> 00:20:46,091 Hey, that's it, Marcus! 539 00:20:46,135 --> 00:20:48,180 - You know, when you give someone a second chance, 540 00:20:48,224 --> 00:20:50,139 you never know how they could surprise you. 541 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,880 If I hadn't apologized to Coach Cwik, 542 00:20:51,923 --> 00:20:53,403 I never would have found football, 543 00:20:53,447 --> 00:20:54,796 and football gave me direction. 544 00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:57,059 It gave me discipline, but, most of all, 545 00:20:57,102 --> 00:20:59,540 it gave me hope for a better future for my family. 546 00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:01,629 - Go Eagles! 547 00:21:01,672 --> 00:21:02,891 - I didn't know it then, 548 00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:06,416 but that moment, that apology when I was 15, 549 00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:09,201 well, that changed the course of my life. 550 00:21:09,245 --> 00:21:11,769 We all deserve a chance to learn from our mistakes, 551 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,162 and I hope the people of Philly 552 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:15,425 will give me a second chance to make them proud. 553 00:21:15,469 --> 00:21:18,341 [cheers and applause] 554 00:21:23,259 --> 00:21:25,392 Go Eagles!