1 00:00:04,199 --> 00:00:04,373 . 2 00:00:04,416 --> 00:00:06,418 [cameras shutters clicking] 3 00:00:06,462 --> 00:00:08,333 - Good morning, everyone. Good to see everybody. 4 00:00:08,377 --> 00:00:11,032 I am excited to formally announce 5 00:00:11,075 --> 00:00:12,250 my choice of running mate. 6 00:00:12,294 --> 00:00:14,035 The person who I have chosen 7 00:00:14,078 --> 00:00:17,908 to become our next Vice President of the United States 8 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:19,866 is General Monica Jackson. 9 00:00:19,910 --> 00:00:21,433 [crowd gasps and chatters] 10 00:00:21,477 --> 00:00:23,696 - Miss Jackson, quick question. - Miss Jackson. 11 00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:24,958 - Who? 12 00:00:25,002 --> 00:00:27,091 [camera shutters clicking] 13 00:00:27,135 --> 00:00:29,398 - Thank you. 14 00:00:32,618 --> 00:00:34,707 Not very good at public speaking. 15 00:00:34,751 --> 00:00:36,883 [crowd clamoring] 16 00:00:36,927 --> 00:00:39,886 - But General Jackson endorsed your opponent, Senator Taft. 17 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:41,149 - That's right, she did. 18 00:00:41,192 --> 00:00:42,585 And General Jackson and I 19 00:00:42,628 --> 00:00:44,674 have had many differences of opinion in the past. 20 00:00:44,717 --> 00:00:46,545 - She said your remake of "Matilda" 21 00:00:46,589 --> 00:00:48,156 lacked the necessary violence 22 00:00:48,199 --> 00:00:49,287 to be entertaining. 23 00:00:49,331 --> 00:00:50,767 - And that was not one of them. 24 00:00:50,810 --> 00:00:52,943 I completely agree with General Jackson on that one. 25 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,423 [chuckles] 26 00:00:54,466 --> 00:00:56,381 Guys. Guys, listen. 27 00:00:56,425 --> 00:00:58,601 I understand that this choice today 28 00:00:58,644 --> 00:01:00,429 is one that may surprise a lot of you, 29 00:01:00,472 --> 00:01:02,126 but growing up the way I did, 30 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:04,563 I learned to really value unique people 31 00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:06,435 with wildly different points of view. 32 00:01:06,478 --> 00:01:08,437 So let me just take a moment, 33 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,308 and take you back to when I was ten years old, 34 00:01:10,352 --> 00:01:12,093 living in Hawaii. 35 00:01:12,136 --> 00:01:14,356 "Instant classic, stunning puppetry." 36 00:01:14,399 --> 00:01:17,533 You hear that, Mom? The puppetry is stunning. 37 00:01:17,576 --> 00:01:19,143 - What is it with that ugly thing? 38 00:01:19,187 --> 00:01:21,406 He's everywhere. - He's E.T.! 39 00:01:21,450 --> 00:01:23,234 He eats candy and uses the telephone. 40 00:01:23,278 --> 00:01:25,758 I have to see it. - That's E.T.? 41 00:01:25,802 --> 00:01:27,804 Looks like the guy who sells mangoes next to the highway. 42 00:01:27,847 --> 00:01:29,240 - It's the eyes. 43 00:01:29,284 --> 00:01:31,590 - Mom, can we see "E.T."? 44 00:01:31,634 --> 00:01:33,984 Please? - Sorry, baby, not today. 45 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:36,204 I'm recording my audition song for "Star Search." 46 00:01:36,247 --> 00:01:37,422 - That's right, you are! 47 00:01:37,466 --> 00:01:39,120 God, they're gonna love your voice. 48 00:01:39,163 --> 00:01:41,383 What are you singing? - Laura Branigan. 49 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:44,429 She sings "Gloria." 50 00:01:44,473 --> 00:01:45,822 It's the hottest song of the summer. 51 00:01:45,865 --> 00:01:47,606 It's gonna be great, trust me. - Okay. 52 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:49,521 - Mom, I don't mean to not be supportive here-- 53 00:01:49,565 --> 00:01:51,306 - How 'bout we go tomorrow? 54 00:01:51,349 --> 00:01:54,439 - [blows raspberry] - Dewey, don't make that face. 55 00:01:54,483 --> 00:01:56,659 What if the wind changes? You'll get stuck that way. 56 00:01:56,702 --> 00:02:00,097 - I accept that you don't want me to do adult stuff-- 57 00:02:00,141 --> 00:02:02,055 I don't like it, but I accept it. 58 00:02:02,099 --> 00:02:03,622 But this movie is for kids. 59 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:05,494 At least let me do kid stuff. 60 00:02:05,537 --> 00:02:07,626 - Maybe your dad can take you. - Okay! 61 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,714 Here are the showtimes. 10:00, 10:30, 11:00... 62 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:11,587 - Babe, I can't take him to the movies. 63 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:13,328 I gotta go over the match for Lia's Battle Royale. 64 00:02:13,371 --> 00:02:15,634 - So take him after. - I can't after. 65 00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:17,636 I gotta run an errand. - What errand? 66 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,377 - Oh, this guy came to me with 67 00:02:19,421 --> 00:02:21,074 a business opportunity the other day. 68 00:02:21,118 --> 00:02:23,729 - You wrestle for me, you'll be my number one guy. 69 00:02:23,773 --> 00:02:26,210 Greg Yao. My info's on the card. 70 00:02:26,776 --> 00:02:28,169 - No big deal. Which shirt do you like? 71 00:02:28,212 --> 00:02:29,387 - What look are you going for? 72 00:02:29,431 --> 00:02:30,606 - Professional cool. 73 00:02:30,649 --> 00:02:32,173 Like Sidney Poitier going to court. 74 00:02:32,216 --> 00:02:33,957 - Beige turtleneck. Corduroy pants. 75 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,088 - Done. [alarm beeping] 76 00:02:35,132 --> 00:02:36,438 - Oh, it's on! - 9:30, 10:00... 77 00:02:36,481 --> 00:02:38,004 - Mom's big announcement. 78 00:02:38,048 --> 00:02:39,876 - Your one-stop shop for local Hawaiian sports. 79 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:42,226 I'm Terry, and with me, as always, 80 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:44,968 is the Washaki from Kapolei: The Chief. 81 00:02:45,011 --> 00:02:46,317 - They call me The Chief 82 00:02:46,361 --> 00:02:47,666 and I like the beef. 83 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:49,886 [laughter] 84 00:02:49,929 --> 00:02:51,757 - And in the studio today, we have the Queen 85 00:02:51,801 --> 00:02:53,803 of Polynesian Pacific Pro Wrestling, 86 00:02:53,846 --> 00:02:55,152 Lia Maivia, 87 00:02:55,196 --> 00:02:56,849 with some huge news for Hawaii wrestling fans. 88 00:02:56,893 --> 00:02:58,329 - And mahalo, Terry. 89 00:02:58,373 --> 00:03:00,679 I just want to say to all your listeners 90 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:02,333 that they should hold onto their butts. 91 00:03:02,377 --> 00:03:04,248 It's going to be the greatest 92 00:03:04,292 --> 00:03:05,510 Battle Royale in history. 93 00:03:05,554 --> 00:03:07,033 - I got a hand on each cheek. 94 00:03:07,077 --> 00:03:09,775 - Now, Lia, what about local promoter Greg Yao. 95 00:03:09,819 --> 00:03:11,386 He worked for your late husband 96 00:03:11,429 --> 00:03:12,691 Peter Maivia for years 97 00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:14,519 and has now become your competitor. 98 00:03:14,563 --> 00:03:17,479 - [speaking native language] 99 00:03:19,045 --> 00:03:20,221 - Ooh. 100 00:03:20,264 --> 00:03:22,266 - So you're not concerned 101 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:23,789 he poached two of your best guys, 102 00:03:23,833 --> 00:03:25,878 King Kong Bundy and Junkyard Dog, 103 00:03:25,922 --> 00:03:27,837 signing them to exclusive contracts. 104 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,361 - My guys-- Soulman Rocky Johnson, 105 00:03:30,405 --> 00:03:33,190 André the Giant, the Wild Samoans, 106 00:03:33,234 --> 00:03:35,061 Macho Man Randy Savage-- 107 00:03:35,105 --> 00:03:37,977 they are the toughest and the meanest guys out there. 108 00:03:38,021 --> 00:03:40,806 My late husband Peter Maivia-- 109 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:42,155 I love you, Peter. 110 00:03:42,199 --> 00:03:43,200 I miss you, High Chief. 111 00:03:43,244 --> 00:03:44,723 He was a real chief 112 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:47,160 and true king of Hawaii wrestling. 113 00:03:47,204 --> 00:03:48,640 And that's why I am here 114 00:03:48,684 --> 00:03:50,294 to announce on the "Terry Show"... 115 00:03:50,338 --> 00:03:51,904 - "Terry and The Chief." 116 00:03:53,602 --> 00:03:56,648 - That I am putting Peter's championship belt 117 00:03:56,692 --> 00:03:58,520 where no other wrestler has ever 118 00:03:58,563 --> 00:03:59,999 held since his passing, 119 00:04:00,043 --> 00:04:02,088 on the line for the winner. 120 00:04:02,132 --> 00:04:04,134 [funky music] 121 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:07,398 - ♪ That you've been living under ♪ 122 00:04:07,442 --> 00:04:10,706 ♪ But you really don't remember ♪ 123 00:04:10,749 --> 00:04:14,449 ♪ Was it something that they said? ♪ 124 00:04:14,492 --> 00:04:18,278 ♪ Are the voices in your head 125 00:04:18,322 --> 00:04:22,151 ♪ Calling Gloria 126 00:04:22,935 --> 00:04:24,285 - Let me guess, you're auditioning 127 00:04:24,328 --> 00:04:26,287 for "Star Search"? - How'd you know? 128 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:27,984 - So are they. 129 00:04:28,027 --> 00:04:30,943 - ♪ Calling Gloria - ♪ Calling Gloria 130 00:04:30,987 --> 00:04:33,903 - ♪ Was it something that he said? ♪ 131 00:04:33,946 --> 00:04:37,167 - ♪ But you really don't remember ♪ 132 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:39,691 - ♪ Calling Gloria - ♪ And they got your number 133 00:04:39,735 --> 00:04:41,345 - Well, except for that guy. 134 00:04:41,389 --> 00:04:43,782 Actually, he just comes in every week and reads the Bible. 135 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:45,610 - "And the hand of the Lord was on me 136 00:04:45,654 --> 00:04:49,222 and carried me out in the spirit of the Lord." 137 00:04:49,266 --> 00:04:52,182 [funky upbeat music] 138 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,489 ♪ 139 00:04:54,532 --> 00:04:56,317 - Hey André. You're European. 140 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,144 What you think of my outfit? 141 00:04:58,188 --> 00:04:59,407 - I like it, Boss. 142 00:04:59,450 --> 00:05:00,495 You look like, uh, 143 00:05:00,538 --> 00:05:02,453 Columbo from the TV, huh? 144 00:05:02,497 --> 00:05:04,325 Don't arrest me, Monsieur Columbo! 145 00:05:04,368 --> 00:05:05,587 [laughing] 146 00:05:05,630 --> 00:05:07,240 - All right, let's start. 147 00:05:07,284 --> 00:05:08,416 First-- - Grandma? 148 00:05:08,459 --> 00:05:10,374 - Yes, Dewey? - Is this meeting over? 149 00:05:10,418 --> 00:05:11,462 - No, I've just started. 150 00:05:11,506 --> 00:05:12,855 Is there somewhere you need to be? 151 00:05:12,898 --> 00:05:14,422 - Yeah, "E.T." 152 00:05:14,465 --> 00:05:15,814 - Play E.T. with Francine. 153 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:16,989 [dog snoring] Wrap her up in a blanket 154 00:05:17,033 --> 00:05:18,469 and she can be E.T. 155 00:05:20,993 --> 00:05:22,734 - I could take Dewey for the afternoon. 156 00:05:22,778 --> 00:05:25,128 - Really? Dad, can I go with André? 157 00:05:25,171 --> 00:05:26,347 Please? 158 00:05:26,390 --> 00:05:27,696 - Sure, it's okay with me. - Yes! 159 00:05:27,739 --> 00:05:29,698 - No, André, you need to hear the plan. 160 00:05:29,741 --> 00:05:31,090 - André plan always the same, huh? 161 00:05:31,134 --> 00:05:34,180 André wrestle, everyone hit André with chair. 162 00:05:34,224 --> 00:05:36,139 André leave, non? 163 00:05:36,182 --> 00:05:37,445 - Yeah, good. That's it. 164 00:05:37,488 --> 00:05:39,098 - Formidable. Allons-y, mon ami. 165 00:05:41,231 --> 00:05:42,363 Buh-bye, Columbo. 166 00:05:42,406 --> 00:05:45,148 [laughing] 167 00:05:46,584 --> 00:05:49,631 - Okay, so if we drive really fast 168 00:05:49,674 --> 00:05:51,807 we can make it to the 1:30 "E.T." at Pearlridge-- 169 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:53,243 - André doesn't like movie. 170 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:54,418 - You don't like movies? 171 00:05:54,462 --> 00:05:56,464 - André prefer books. - Books? 172 00:05:56,507 --> 00:05:58,770 - André has an even better plan than movie. 173 00:05:58,814 --> 00:06:01,251 We are going to do my favorite thing, huh? 174 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:02,687 [chuckles] 175 00:06:02,731 --> 00:06:05,037 - I didn't know it then, but my day with André 176 00:06:05,081 --> 00:06:08,389 was about to change my perspective on everything. 177 00:06:09,651 --> 00:06:10,086 . 178 00:06:10,129 --> 00:06:11,957 - Okay, Battle Royale. 179 00:06:12,001 --> 00:06:14,090 As you all know, the winner takes Peter's belt. 180 00:06:14,133 --> 00:06:15,396 And then we get a new champion. 181 00:06:15,439 --> 00:06:17,572 First thing, everyone's in the ring. 182 00:06:17,615 --> 00:06:18,834 Get rid of the jobbers, 183 00:06:18,877 --> 00:06:20,444 and then it's down to our eight stars. 184 00:06:20,488 --> 00:06:21,793 ♪ 185 00:06:21,837 --> 00:06:24,100 Sergeant Slaughter, you will be eliminated 186 00:06:24,143 --> 00:06:27,103 by Ricky Steamboat after a high-crossbody. 187 00:06:27,146 --> 00:06:28,800 - Great, see you all at the bar. 188 00:06:28,844 --> 00:06:31,194 - While Steamboat fires up the crowd, 189 00:06:31,237 --> 00:06:33,631 Rocky, you hit him with a dropkick, boom! 190 00:06:33,675 --> 00:06:35,633 Right out of the ring. - I love it. 191 00:06:35,677 --> 00:06:37,548 I'll stick the landing like Nadia Comaneci. 192 00:06:37,592 --> 00:06:41,030 - Sheik, you will have Macho Man in a Camel Clutch, 193 00:06:41,073 --> 00:06:42,423 then toss him out. 194 00:06:42,466 --> 00:06:44,686 - Your Sheiky Baby always delivers. 195 00:06:44,729 --> 00:06:48,472 - Rocky and The Wild Samoans make quick work of Sheik. 196 00:06:48,516 --> 00:06:50,300 - Can I wave to my girlfriend in the front row? 197 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,476 - No. - That will upset her. 198 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,436 - Then after the Samoans attack André with chairs, 199 00:06:55,479 --> 00:06:58,613 Rocky joins in and the three eliminate the Giant. 200 00:06:58,656 --> 00:07:01,093 The Wild Samoans turn on Rocky. 201 00:07:02,486 --> 00:07:05,358 Sika holds Rocky up as Afa charges. 202 00:07:05,402 --> 00:07:08,405 Rocky backbody drops Afa over the top rope. 203 00:07:08,449 --> 00:07:09,928 - The fifth time this month. 204 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:11,452 Think I would know better. 205 00:07:11,495 --> 00:07:14,629 - Rocky hits Sika with the big Soulman right hand 206 00:07:14,672 --> 00:07:16,457 and out he goes. 207 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,894 Rocky will be the new champ. 208 00:07:18,937 --> 00:07:19,938 Faamalo,Rocky. 209 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:20,939 - Malo, Rocky. - Malo, malo. 210 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:23,159 [clapping] - Well done. 211 00:07:24,639 --> 00:07:26,118 - Lia, 212 00:07:26,162 --> 00:07:27,293 I'm honored. 213 00:07:27,337 --> 00:07:28,686 - It's what Peter would have wanted. 214 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:29,818 What are we gonna do, 215 00:07:29,861 --> 00:07:31,123 give it to the Sheik? 216 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:32,734 - There is a fly on this danish. 217 00:07:32,777 --> 00:07:34,300 You jabronis never close box. 218 00:07:34,344 --> 00:07:36,085 - It's been a rough few weeks, Rocky. 219 00:07:36,128 --> 00:07:38,130 You've been beside me and you've supported me. 220 00:07:38,174 --> 00:07:40,089 Peter would have been proud of 221 00:07:40,132 --> 00:07:41,786 the kind of man you've become. 222 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:44,746 - Lia, you know how you insist I take roll call 223 00:07:44,789 --> 00:07:46,095 before the meeting? 224 00:07:46,138 --> 00:07:47,618 Well, I forgot. 225 00:07:47,662 --> 00:07:50,491 So, I did it just now and Macho Man is not here. 226 00:07:50,534 --> 00:07:52,623 - Ey! Anyone know where Randy is? 227 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:55,626 - Yeah, he wanted me to tell you he couldn't make it. 228 00:07:55,670 --> 00:07:57,802 Something about his girlfriend Deborah's birthday. 229 00:07:57,846 --> 00:07:59,064 But don't worry. 230 00:07:59,108 --> 00:08:01,458 I've been taking notes for him. 231 00:08:01,502 --> 00:08:03,155 - "Girlfriend's birthdays." 232 00:08:03,199 --> 00:08:05,244 Bundy and JYD's "sick mothers." 233 00:08:05,288 --> 00:08:06,942 Greg Yao's behind this. 234 00:08:06,985 --> 00:08:09,031 Bob, go get the car. 235 00:08:09,074 --> 00:08:11,990 [tense exciting music] 236 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,949 ♪ 237 00:08:13,992 --> 00:08:15,341 - How'd it go? 238 00:08:15,385 --> 00:08:17,343 - Turns out every woman in Hawaii is auditioning 239 00:08:17,387 --> 00:08:19,998 for "Star Search" by singing "Gloria." 240 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:21,870 Ugh. Where's Dewey? 241 00:08:21,913 --> 00:08:24,046 - With André. But relax... 242 00:08:24,089 --> 00:08:26,483 you're here with Rocky Johnson. 243 00:08:26,527 --> 00:08:28,006 Want one of my patented back rubs? 244 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,399 - How am I supposed to stand out 245 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,706 when I'm singing the same song as everybody else? 246 00:08:31,749 --> 00:08:34,535 - Well, if you want people to remember you, 247 00:08:34,578 --> 00:08:36,579 you gotta show them something they've never seen before. 248 00:08:36,623 --> 00:08:38,669 - That's okay for you to say, you're a showman. 249 00:08:38,713 --> 00:08:40,541 I get nervous when I wear my red belt. 250 00:08:40,584 --> 00:08:43,455 - I think you should sing an original song. 251 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,371 - [laughs] Sure, yeah. 252 00:08:45,415 --> 00:08:47,199 I'll just whip up a song better than "Gloria," 253 00:08:47,243 --> 00:08:48,810 one of the greatest songs of all time. 254 00:08:48,853 --> 00:08:50,551 - Nothing's gonna make you stand out more 255 00:08:50,594 --> 00:08:52,727 than something only you could've written. 256 00:08:54,293 --> 00:08:55,904 I gotta run. I'll catch you later. 257 00:08:55,947 --> 00:08:58,733 Squeeze the bicep for good luck? 258 00:08:58,776 --> 00:09:01,170 - That helped. 259 00:09:02,867 --> 00:09:04,869 - You know what, André was right. 260 00:09:04,913 --> 00:09:07,002 He was rude, but he was right. 261 00:09:07,045 --> 00:09:08,699 ♪ 262 00:09:08,743 --> 00:09:11,615 - That way, Randy's in room 302. 263 00:09:11,659 --> 00:09:12,921 [whispering] Three, two, one. 264 00:09:12,964 --> 00:09:14,487 [crashing] 265 00:09:14,531 --> 00:09:15,401 - Whoa! 266 00:09:15,445 --> 00:09:16,968 - Bob, Lia? What the hell? 267 00:09:17,012 --> 00:09:20,581 - Oh, good, it really is your girlfriend's birthday. 268 00:09:20,624 --> 00:09:23,061 - Hey, happy birthday, Deborah. - Thank you. 269 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,323 - Okay, bye! 270 00:09:24,367 --> 00:09:26,891 - Sorry, I'll just-- 271 00:09:26,935 --> 00:09:28,893 - Please. Leave, Bob. 272 00:09:28,937 --> 00:09:30,416 - I'll tell maintenance-- 273 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:31,635 the front desk to send up maintenance. 274 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:34,246 - Have them wait 20, maybe 30 minutes. 275 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:36,988 Beat it! - Right, yeah. 276 00:09:37,032 --> 00:09:38,773 - Big elbow! Hey! 277 00:09:38,816 --> 00:09:41,079 [jaunty French music] 278 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:43,516 - [cooing and clucking] 279 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,170 - [singing in French] 280 00:09:45,214 --> 00:09:47,651 - You really think this is fun? 281 00:09:47,695 --> 00:09:48,913 - So fun. 282 00:09:48,957 --> 00:09:51,960 And relaxing, non? Want to borrow some seed? 283 00:09:52,003 --> 00:09:54,353 - No, I don't want any seed. 284 00:09:54,397 --> 00:09:56,094 I want to be at the movies, watching "E.T." 285 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:57,618 and having fun. 286 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,534 - What do you love about the movie, huh? 287 00:10:01,578 --> 00:10:03,754 - I like the stories? - [chuckles] 288 00:10:03,798 --> 00:10:06,104 You don't have to go to the cinema to find a story. 289 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:08,759 Everything has a story to tell. 290 00:10:08,803 --> 00:10:11,196 Have you ever looked at the moon? 291 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,937 - Um, yeah? 292 00:10:12,981 --> 00:10:16,506 - Some people used to think the moon was made of cheese. 293 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,073 - Cheese? 294 00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:19,770 - Because the craters, 295 00:10:19,814 --> 00:10:21,642 they look like the hole in the swiss cheese. 296 00:10:22,686 --> 00:10:25,863 It depend on how you look at it, non? 297 00:10:25,907 --> 00:10:28,605 Regarde. The big one. 298 00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:30,302 Le Cochonapproaches. 299 00:10:30,346 --> 00:10:31,826 - Get out of here, porker! 300 00:10:31,869 --> 00:10:33,523 - Hey! 301 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,177 It is not Le Cochon'sfault he is big. 302 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:36,657 And it is not easy for him. 303 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,397 The birds, they do not include him. 304 00:10:38,441 --> 00:10:39,616 And the people, they shoo him away 305 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:40,922 because they think he is greedy. 306 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:45,709 But not me. 307 00:10:45,753 --> 00:10:47,232 He is my favorite, 308 00:10:47,276 --> 00:10:50,018 which is why I give him the moon. 309 00:10:50,061 --> 00:10:52,977 [gentle music] 310 00:10:53,021 --> 00:10:55,327 - [cooing] 311 00:10:55,371 --> 00:10:57,373 - [chuckles] 312 00:10:58,722 --> 00:10:59,680 - You know, looking back, 313 00:10:59,723 --> 00:11:01,464 André was trying to show me 314 00:11:01,507 --> 00:11:03,292 that there are a million different ways 315 00:11:03,335 --> 00:11:05,686 to look at something... 316 00:11:05,729 --> 00:11:08,471 if you're only willing to change your perspective. 317 00:11:08,514 --> 00:11:10,691 [funky music] 318 00:11:10,734 --> 00:11:13,432 - Greg Yao. 319 00:11:13,476 --> 00:11:14,695 Sorry I'm late. 320 00:11:14,738 --> 00:11:16,740 - I was surprised you even wanted to meet, 321 00:11:16,784 --> 00:11:18,437 seeing as how you're Lia's son-in-law. 322 00:11:18,481 --> 00:11:20,352 - I'm also a business man. 323 00:11:20,396 --> 00:11:21,702 - [chuckles] 324 00:11:22,572 --> 00:11:24,269 - Nice cowboy boots. 325 00:11:24,313 --> 00:11:25,531 - They're not subtle. 326 00:11:25,575 --> 00:11:27,969 But neither am I. - [chuckles] 327 00:11:28,012 --> 00:11:30,885 - Hope you don't mind, I pre-ordered us some calamari. 328 00:11:30,928 --> 00:11:32,277 - I'm good, thanks. 329 00:11:32,321 --> 00:11:33,583 - Are you sure? 330 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,628 You might want to take a closer look. 331 00:11:39,981 --> 00:11:42,200 - Is that a gold chain that says "No"? 332 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:43,854 - What? [groans] 333 00:11:43,898 --> 00:11:45,203 Damn it, it's got some cocktail sauce on it. 334 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:46,509 Give me a minute. 335 00:11:47,815 --> 00:11:49,425 It says "No. 1" 336 00:11:49,468 --> 00:11:51,862 because that's what you'll be when you sign with me. 337 00:11:51,906 --> 00:11:55,605 ♪ 338 00:11:57,085 --> 00:11:57,259 . 339 00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:59,783 - That was really beautiful, wasn't it? 340 00:11:59,827 --> 00:12:03,352 A man having sex with his girlfriend on her birthday? 341 00:12:03,395 --> 00:12:06,007 It really restored my faith in people, you know? 342 00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:08,226 - We were lucky to see it. 343 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:11,839 - Oh, a Zippy's. Good, I want some chili rice. 344 00:12:11,882 --> 00:12:14,493 [laidback music] 345 00:12:14,537 --> 00:12:17,409 - What do you want to drink? - Fruit punch. 346 00:12:17,453 --> 00:12:20,935 ♪ 347 00:12:20,978 --> 00:12:23,894 - ♪ Fruit punch and a chili rice ♪ 348 00:12:23,938 --> 00:12:27,115 - [sighs] Come on, you can do this, Ata. 349 00:12:32,424 --> 00:12:34,252 [ukelele strumming] 350 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:39,388 ♪ Don't look at me all angry, baby ♪ 351 00:12:39,431 --> 00:12:40,606 ♪ 352 00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:44,915 ♪ I know it's not your way 353 00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:48,789 ♪ What if the breeze stops blowing ♪ 354 00:12:48,832 --> 00:12:51,879 ♪ And you get stuck this way? 355 00:12:51,922 --> 00:12:53,924 ♪ 356 00:12:53,968 --> 00:12:57,493 ♪ I know you're getting older, baby ♪ 357 00:12:57,536 --> 00:13:00,496 ♪ I asked the calendar to wait ♪ 358 00:13:00,539 --> 00:13:04,065 ♪ But he laughed at me and told me ♪ 359 00:13:04,108 --> 00:13:06,937 ♪ I'm already late 360 00:13:06,981 --> 00:13:08,156 ♪ 361 00:13:08,199 --> 00:13:10,811 ♪ So I opened up the windows, baby ♪ 362 00:13:10,854 --> 00:13:14,902 ♪ And I left the door ajar 363 00:13:14,945 --> 00:13:18,427 ♪ So the wind might change direction ♪ 364 00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:21,865 ♪ And you'll stay always as you are ♪ 365 00:13:21,909 --> 00:13:23,693 ♪ 366 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,042 - I love it. - Really? 367 00:13:25,086 --> 00:13:26,827 - Oh, this is your Rocky Shuffle! 368 00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:29,307 "Star Search" is gonna love it. 369 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,179 All right, let's head to the arena. 370 00:13:31,222 --> 00:13:32,833 You can drop me off and I'll see you and Dewey later? 371 00:13:32,876 --> 00:13:33,964 - Already? 372 00:13:34,008 --> 00:13:35,966 - Yeah, I just got a lot on my mind. 373 00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:37,968 Getting Peter's belt, that's... 374 00:13:38,012 --> 00:13:40,362 that's a big deal. - Yeah. 375 00:13:41,929 --> 00:13:43,669 - But you know what'll help? 376 00:13:43,713 --> 00:13:45,454 Rewind that tape. - [laughing] 377 00:13:45,497 --> 00:13:47,543 - Let's hear that hit one more time. 378 00:13:48,457 --> 00:13:50,851 - And you really think there's different versions of me 379 00:13:50,894 --> 00:13:51,982 living in different dimensions? 380 00:13:52,026 --> 00:13:53,549 - Oui. 381 00:13:53,592 --> 00:13:55,725 - Well, if there are other Deweys, 382 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,292 I hope one's big like you. 383 00:13:57,335 --> 00:14:00,164 So everyone would have to listen to him. 384 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,906 - Big, small, it doesn't matter. 385 00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:04,777 If you think small, 386 00:14:04,821 --> 00:14:07,345 you will definitely stay small, huh? 387 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:10,000 - That's easy for you to say. You're big. 388 00:14:10,044 --> 00:14:12,263 Everything's easy for you. 389 00:14:12,307 --> 00:14:13,917 - Sometime André is too big. 390 00:14:13,961 --> 00:14:16,572 Too big for chair, too big for hat. 391 00:14:17,616 --> 00:14:19,053 Too big to ride horses. 392 00:14:19,096 --> 00:14:21,316 Sometime André feel like King Kong. 393 00:14:21,359 --> 00:14:24,536 You ever see the "King Kong"? That is André's favorite movie. 394 00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:28,714 - But I thought you said you didn't like the movies? 395 00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:30,325 - André lied. 396 00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:32,501 I used to love to go to the movies when I was a kid. 397 00:14:32,544 --> 00:14:35,983 But I am too big now, and people get angry at me. 398 00:14:36,026 --> 00:14:38,202 I have to sit in the back where I cannot see. 399 00:14:38,246 --> 00:14:39,943 - Why don't you just get glasses? 400 00:14:39,987 --> 00:14:41,466 - [chuckles] 401 00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:42,685 Vanité. 402 00:14:42,728 --> 00:14:43,860 - You're the same, you know. 403 00:14:43,904 --> 00:14:44,905 - As who? 404 00:14:44,948 --> 00:14:46,123 - As le Cochon. 405 00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:48,212 You guys are both bigger than everybody else 406 00:14:48,256 --> 00:14:50,171 and people are gonna treat you differently 407 00:14:50,214 --> 00:14:51,955 and it's not fair. 408 00:14:51,999 --> 00:14:55,437 What if the problem isn't that you're too big for the world, 409 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,092 it's that the world is just too small for you? 410 00:15:01,356 --> 00:15:02,705 André? 411 00:15:05,229 --> 00:15:07,928 - A very clever little boy. 412 00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:12,149 Jump on my back. 413 00:15:12,193 --> 00:15:14,238 - Did I consider choosing a running mate 414 00:15:14,282 --> 00:15:15,587 who I had more in common with? 415 00:15:15,631 --> 00:15:17,459 Of course I did. 416 00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:20,462 But then I started to think about André the Giant 417 00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:23,378 and his birds. 418 00:15:23,421 --> 00:15:25,162 He was the Eighth Wonder of the World. 419 00:15:25,206 --> 00:15:26,598 And he had enough of an open mind 420 00:15:26,642 --> 00:15:28,905 to listen to a ten-year-old scrub like me. 421 00:15:28,949 --> 00:15:31,603 - [E.T. cooing] 422 00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:34,606 [whimsical music] 423 00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:36,260 ♪ 424 00:15:36,304 --> 00:15:38,045 - What is the monster's name again? 425 00:15:38,088 --> 00:15:41,787 - E.T. 426 00:15:41,831 --> 00:15:43,746 - Eht. 427 00:15:43,789 --> 00:15:45,966 - I will never forget that. 428 00:15:46,836 --> 00:15:47,837 - Then Eht, 429 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,099 he use a spell to make 430 00:15:49,143 --> 00:15:51,319 all the bicycles fly up in the air. 431 00:15:51,362 --> 00:15:53,103 - André, man, I already told you. 432 00:15:53,147 --> 00:15:55,105 Me and Sheik are gonna go see it tomorrow! 433 00:15:55,149 --> 00:15:56,846 - Oh, he dies. 434 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,066 - He dies. He dies. 435 00:15:59,109 --> 00:16:01,155 Hey, everyone, Eht dies! - How are you doing? 436 00:16:01,198 --> 00:16:04,419 Feeling good? - Yeah, great. 437 00:16:04,462 --> 00:16:06,464 Yeah, I'm gonna put on a show for you tonight, Lia. 438 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:09,511 - Peter will be happy his belt is staying in the family. 439 00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:12,122 - And if André wasn't too big to learn new lessons, 440 00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:13,471 well, no one was. 441 00:16:14,951 --> 00:16:15,125 . 442 00:16:15,169 --> 00:16:16,474 - Get ready for the 18-Man 443 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,128 Battle Royale. 444 00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:19,869 Each wrestler has to throw their opponent 445 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,305 over the top rope 446 00:16:21,349 --> 00:16:22,480 and the last man in the ring 447 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:23,960 is the champion. 448 00:16:24,004 --> 00:16:25,483 - Yeah! - Look at this crowd. 449 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:26,876 This is amazing, Mom. 450 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,009 - You're in for a show. 451 00:16:29,052 --> 00:16:30,010 - Go, Dad! 452 00:16:30,053 --> 00:16:31,663 [bell dinging] 453 00:16:31,707 --> 00:16:33,274 - Go, Rocky! 454 00:16:33,317 --> 00:16:35,276 ["Gloria" by Laura Branigan playing] 455 00:16:35,319 --> 00:16:37,017 Whoo! 456 00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:39,149 ♪ 457 00:16:39,193 --> 00:16:41,934 - It looks like everyone is piling on André. 458 00:16:41,978 --> 00:16:44,502 Will they smother the Eighth Wonder of the World? 459 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,417 ♪ 460 00:16:46,461 --> 00:16:49,681 And the Giant does it again. Can't keep him down. 461 00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:53,163 ♪ 462 00:16:53,207 --> 00:16:57,472 - ♪ Gloria, you're always on the run now ♪ 463 00:16:57,515 --> 00:16:59,256 - Go Dad! 464 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,389 - And another wrestler over the top of the rope 465 00:17:01,432 --> 00:17:03,304 and gone. 466 00:17:03,347 --> 00:17:07,177 - ♪ You gotta get him somehow ♪ 467 00:17:07,221 --> 00:17:09,136 ♪ I think you've got to slow down ♪ 468 00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:10,702 - Steamboat eliminates Slaughter, 469 00:17:10,745 --> 00:17:13,052 who can't believe it! 470 00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:16,752 - ♪ I think you're headed for a breakdown ♪ 471 00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:18,361 - And Ricky Steamboat is out. 472 00:17:18,406 --> 00:17:21,713 - ♪ So be careful not to show it ♪ 473 00:17:21,757 --> 00:17:24,151 ♪ You really don't remember 474 00:17:24,194 --> 00:17:26,196 - Macho Man, over the top rope. 475 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,764 Out he goes. 476 00:17:28,807 --> 00:17:30,026 - ♪ Are the voices in your head ♪ 477 00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:32,811 - Number one! Who else? 478 00:17:32,855 --> 00:17:34,813 - ♪ Calling Gloria 479 00:17:34,857 --> 00:17:37,207 - And the Sheik is out. 480 00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:40,080 - ♪ Gloria 481 00:17:40,123 --> 00:17:43,866 ♪ Don't you think you're falling? ♪ 482 00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:45,737 ♪ If everybody wants you 483 00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:46,912 [crowd shouting] 484 00:17:46,956 --> 00:17:50,002 ♪ Why isn't anybody callin'? 485 00:17:50,046 --> 00:17:51,830 - They're teaming up to get the seven-footer 486 00:17:51,874 --> 00:17:52,918 out of the ring. 487 00:17:52,962 --> 00:17:54,877 Will Rocky be able to hang on? 488 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,792 - ♪ Leave them hangin' on the line ♪ 489 00:17:56,835 --> 00:18:01,927 ♪ Oh, calling Gloria 490 00:18:01,971 --> 00:18:04,365 - And André is out! He's out! 491 00:18:04,408 --> 00:18:05,583 - ♪ Gloria! 492 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,977 - ♪ I think they got your number ♪ 493 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,459 ♪ Gloria I think they got the alias ♪ 494 00:18:11,502 --> 00:18:12,764 ♪ Gloria 495 00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:15,985 - Samoan is gone! 496 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,380 all: [chanting] Rocky, Rocky, Rocky! 497 00:18:19,423 --> 00:18:23,253 - ♪ Was it something that they said? ♪ 498 00:18:23,297 --> 00:18:25,777 - This is it! Rocky Johnson will be 499 00:18:25,821 --> 00:18:28,040 the new Polynesian Pacific Champion. 500 00:18:28,084 --> 00:18:31,435 - ♪ Calling Gloria 501 00:18:31,479 --> 00:18:33,307 [music muffles] 502 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:34,873 [camera bulbs flashing] 503 00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:41,880 ♪ 504 00:18:41,924 --> 00:18:44,144 - Wait a minute. The Sheik is back! 505 00:18:44,187 --> 00:18:45,667 Must have gone through the ropes, 506 00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:46,798 not over the top rope. 507 00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:48,409 He could still win this thing. 508 00:18:48,452 --> 00:18:49,453 - What the hell are you doing? 509 00:18:49,497 --> 00:18:51,238 - Lia changed finish last minute. 510 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,548 - ♪ Fruit punch 511 00:18:57,592 --> 00:18:59,898 ♪ And a chili rice 512 00:18:59,942 --> 00:19:02,292 [ambient dramatic music] 513 00:19:02,336 --> 00:19:04,773 [faint ringing] 514 00:19:04,816 --> 00:19:07,645 ♪ 515 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,344 [both speaking inaudibly] 516 00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:15,000 all: [crowd chanting] Rocky, Rocky, Rocky! 517 00:19:15,044 --> 00:19:16,828 - Fine. Shoot me off the rope. 518 00:19:16,872 --> 00:19:18,830 I'll get myself out. - Okay, bubba. 519 00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:20,789 [straining] 520 00:19:20,832 --> 00:19:22,312 - Come on, Dad! 521 00:19:22,356 --> 00:19:26,186 [crowd booing] 522 00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:30,625 - And the new Polynesian Pacific Champion, 523 00:19:30,668 --> 00:19:34,803 Iron Sheik! 524 00:19:34,846 --> 00:19:35,760 - Mom, what's going on? 525 00:19:35,804 --> 00:19:37,501 - Rocky lost. 526 00:19:37,545 --> 00:19:42,506 [crowd booing] 527 00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:45,030 - Guess you forgot to tell me you changed the finish. 528 00:19:45,074 --> 00:19:46,945 - I say you, Rocky, with Yao. 529 00:19:46,989 --> 00:19:48,251 So I double-crossed you 530 00:19:48,295 --> 00:19:49,905 before you could double-cross me. 531 00:19:49,948 --> 00:19:51,863 [tense music] 532 00:19:51,907 --> 00:19:53,430 - You're right. 533 00:19:53,474 --> 00:19:55,040 I did meet with Yao. 534 00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:57,129 - I guarantee you the championship belt. 535 00:19:57,173 --> 00:19:59,349 You won't lose a match. 536 00:19:59,393 --> 00:20:00,698 Huh? - All right. 537 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,178 Now it's my turn. 538 00:20:02,222 --> 00:20:04,049 You worked for my father-in-law. 539 00:20:04,093 --> 00:20:06,313 And then when he dies and Lia needs you the most, 540 00:20:06,356 --> 00:20:08,532 you stab her in the back and steal her guys? 541 00:20:08,576 --> 00:20:09,707 - Fine. 542 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,143 You've clearly made up your mind. 543 00:20:11,187 --> 00:20:12,362 Why did you even come here? 544 00:20:12,406 --> 00:20:14,886 - Well, Yao, you stole wrestlers from Lia. 545 00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:17,411 And when you take from my family, 546 00:20:17,454 --> 00:20:19,413 I take something back. 547 00:20:19,456 --> 00:20:20,936 You like my outfit? 548 00:20:20,979 --> 00:20:23,068 I mean, I went back and forth on it all day. 549 00:20:23,112 --> 00:20:24,592 Couldn't decide what to wear. 550 00:20:24,635 --> 00:20:26,202 But I think... 551 00:20:26,246 --> 00:20:28,596 I think I finally found it! 552 00:20:28,639 --> 00:20:30,032 It's the perfect outfit 553 00:20:30,075 --> 00:20:32,121 to wear with yellow... 554 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,731 cowboy... 555 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,646 boots. 556 00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:38,562 [moody rock guitar playing] 557 00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:42,827 ♪ 558 00:20:42,871 --> 00:20:44,742 - Oh, Rocky... 559 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,397 - Even in the wild world of professional wrestling, 560 00:20:47,441 --> 00:20:49,878 no one expects a screw-job finish. 561 00:20:49,921 --> 00:20:52,446 Is it wrong or is it justified? 562 00:20:52,489 --> 00:20:53,751 Well, like all things, 563 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,579 it just depends on your perspective. 564 00:20:55,623 --> 00:20:58,016 Sometimes we get locked in to one way of thinking. 565 00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,322 But lucky for me, 566 00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:02,194 my experience with André forever impacted 567 00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:03,587 the way I look at the world. 568 00:21:03,631 --> 00:21:06,068 Monica will always push me 569 00:21:06,111 --> 00:21:07,809 to consider other points of view. 570 00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:10,942 But our guiding light will always be our shared values 571 00:21:10,986 --> 00:21:12,944 and love of country. 572 00:21:12,988 --> 00:21:14,511 Thank you all for joining me this morning. 573 00:21:14,555 --> 00:21:17,035 General, thank you so-- - Also I'd like to 574 00:21:17,079 --> 00:21:19,951 say hello to my husband. 575 00:21:19,995 --> 00:21:20,996 Hi, Daryl. 576 00:21:21,039 --> 00:21:23,607 - Daryl. [crowd applauding] 577 00:21:23,651 --> 00:21:27,524 [bell ringing]