1 00:00:03,763 --> 00:00:04,112 . 2 00:00:04,155 --> 00:00:06,070 [dramatic music] 3 00:00:06,114 --> 00:00:07,550 - Thank you for joining us tonight. 4 00:00:07,593 --> 00:00:08,986 I'm Randall Park. 5 00:00:09,030 --> 00:00:11,249 With the presidential race kicking into high gear, 6 00:00:11,293 --> 00:00:13,817 the candidates are all asking the same question-- 7 00:00:13,860 --> 00:00:17,081 what issue is most important to the American voters. 8 00:00:17,125 --> 00:00:18,952 Our cameras were allowed exclusive access 9 00:00:18,996 --> 00:00:20,954 to a strategy meeting with Candidate Johnson 10 00:00:20,998 --> 00:00:22,043 and his campaign manager. 11 00:00:22,086 --> 00:00:23,479 - As you can see from the data, 12 00:00:23,522 --> 00:00:25,089 our campaign polled likely voters 13 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:27,178 about their biggest concerns, which we'll want to address 14 00:00:27,222 --> 00:00:28,658 when we shoot our TV ad, 15 00:00:28,701 --> 00:00:30,268 and the most common answer was-- 16 00:00:30,312 --> 00:00:31,443 - Oh, you know what'd be good? 17 00:00:31,487 --> 00:00:33,706 I'd like to guess "Family Feud" style. 18 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:35,926 - That's fun, okay. 19 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:38,755 What is the biggest concern among American voters? 20 00:00:38,798 --> 00:00:41,062 - Job security. - Ding, ding, ding! 21 00:00:41,105 --> 00:00:42,672 Number one answer. 22 00:00:42,715 --> 00:00:45,196 So what our polling showed is, with automation on the rise, 23 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,198 people worry about technology replacing them 24 00:00:47,242 --> 00:00:49,244 in the workforce. - Yeah, that makes sense. 25 00:00:49,287 --> 00:00:50,680 I mean, a change like that 26 00:00:50,723 --> 00:00:52,203 creates a lot of uncertainty in people. 27 00:00:52,247 --> 00:00:53,509 And trust me, I know. 28 00:00:53,552 --> 00:00:54,684 My life has changed so much over the years. 29 00:00:54,727 --> 00:00:56,294 - Right, you were the Scorpion King, 30 00:00:56,338 --> 00:00:57,861 and now you may be the leader of the free world. 31 00:00:57,904 --> 00:00:59,993 - I was actually talking about when I was a kid. 32 00:01:00,037 --> 00:01:01,125 - Me too. That's also what I meant. 33 00:01:01,169 --> 00:01:02,213 Mm-hmm. 34 00:01:02,257 --> 00:01:03,736 - Yeah, my mom and I followed my dad 35 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:05,695 as he wrestled all over the world, 36 00:01:05,738 --> 00:01:07,523 and things were challenging back then 37 00:01:07,566 --> 00:01:09,133 like living paycheck to paycheck. 38 00:01:09,177 --> 00:01:10,569 I mean, we weren't destitute in any way, 39 00:01:10,613 --> 00:01:12,049 but we certainly weren't rich. 40 00:01:12,093 --> 00:01:13,398 I gotta tell you-- when my dad 41 00:01:13,442 --> 00:01:15,487 first started wrestling for the WWF, 42 00:01:15,531 --> 00:01:17,272 it felt as though things changed just like that. 43 00:01:17,315 --> 00:01:19,317 [bell rings] This is crazy! 44 00:01:19,361 --> 00:01:21,537 You're wrestling the Black Demon in New York, 45 00:01:21,580 --> 00:01:23,191 and you're here at the same time. 46 00:01:23,234 --> 00:01:25,149 - That's called syndication, little man. 47 00:01:25,193 --> 00:01:26,759 I'm nationwide, baby. 48 00:01:26,803 --> 00:01:28,413 - I can't believe they're airing wrestling 49 00:01:28,457 --> 00:01:30,023 coast-to-coast like it's "The Jeffersons." 50 00:01:30,067 --> 00:01:31,764 - Takes commanding control. 51 00:01:31,808 --> 00:01:33,897 [crowd cheers] - Nice move, Dad. 52 00:01:33,940 --> 00:01:35,594 The crowd is going crazy! 53 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:37,770 - Oh, they are. They are. 54 00:01:37,814 --> 00:01:39,598 Oh, look, look, there's Vince McMahon. 55 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:41,296 - Certainly an impressive victory 56 00:01:41,339 --> 00:01:43,254 by "The Soul Man" Rocky Johnson. 57 00:01:43,298 --> 00:01:44,429 - Together, me and him are gonna do 58 00:01:44,473 --> 00:01:46,779 some exciting things for the WWF. 59 00:01:46,823 --> 00:01:48,868 - The camera loves a strong chin dimple. 60 00:01:48,912 --> 00:01:50,827 - Hey, thanks to him, a million fans 61 00:01:50,870 --> 00:01:53,699 just saw me beat Black Demon's ass, 62 00:01:53,743 --> 00:01:56,441 so I thought we'd capitalize on that 63 00:01:56,485 --> 00:01:59,444 and start selling merch at my events. 64 00:01:59,488 --> 00:02:04,493 We got jackets, hats, T-shirts, scissors. 65 00:02:04,536 --> 00:02:05,929 - Do not throw him scissors. - Scissors? 66 00:02:05,972 --> 00:02:09,149 - Uh, to cut the sleeves off the shirts, Son. 67 00:02:09,193 --> 00:02:10,716 Free the great black sharks. 68 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,328 - Can I help sell merch? - Absolutely. 69 00:02:13,371 --> 00:02:15,068 You know what? 70 00:02:15,112 --> 00:02:18,333 You could be president of the Rocky Johnson Fan Club. 71 00:02:18,376 --> 00:02:19,769 Congratulations. 72 00:02:19,812 --> 00:02:21,597 [laughs] - Whoa! 73 00:02:23,251 --> 00:02:25,078 - How much did all this cost? 74 00:02:25,122 --> 00:02:26,341 - Oh, don't worry about that, babe. 75 00:02:26,384 --> 00:02:27,777 You heard that crowd. 76 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:29,561 I'm on track to being Vince's number one guy. 77 00:02:29,605 --> 00:02:31,302 - Is that why we're staying in this nice motel? 78 00:02:31,346 --> 00:02:33,478 - Oh, Son, this is a hotel. 79 00:02:33,522 --> 00:02:35,088 That's why we let you sit on the carpet. 80 00:02:35,132 --> 00:02:36,742 - Huh. [knocking on door] 81 00:02:36,786 --> 00:02:39,484 - Oh, I wonder who that could be. 82 00:02:39,528 --> 00:02:42,966 Did someone order... room service? 83 00:02:43,009 --> 00:02:44,663 - Whoa. 84 00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:48,798 - ♪ When the food comes to you all the way in your room ♪ 85 00:02:48,841 --> 00:02:51,192 ♪ That's room service - [laughs] 86 00:02:51,235 --> 00:02:55,065 - ♪ We will eat it all and the sauces are small ♪ 87 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,110 ♪ It's room service 88 00:02:57,154 --> 00:02:59,852 - That's my new favorite song. 89 00:02:59,896 --> 00:03:02,290 - ♪ Give it to me, baby - ♪ Give it to me, baby 90 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:05,336 [Rick James' "Give It To Me Baby"] 91 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:07,338 ♪ 92 00:03:07,382 --> 00:03:08,861 - Here you go. 93 00:03:08,905 --> 00:03:11,821 - Marisa, my pen has run out. Can I borrow yours? 94 00:03:11,864 --> 00:03:13,823 - Sorry, Lia, I've only got the one. 95 00:03:13,866 --> 00:03:18,131 ♪ 96 00:03:18,175 --> 00:03:21,439 I can just remember stuff. - Yeah, thank you, dear. 97 00:03:21,483 --> 00:03:24,399 - And entering the diner, 98 00:03:24,442 --> 00:03:27,358 standing at 6'2", 260 pounds. 99 00:03:27,402 --> 00:03:29,273 You've seen him on national TV. 100 00:03:29,317 --> 00:03:32,624 "Soul Man" Rocky Johnson! 101 00:03:32,668 --> 00:03:34,757 [cheers and applause] - Thank you, thank you. 102 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,237 [excited chatter] 103 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,368 Appreciate it. 104 00:03:37,412 --> 00:03:40,153 - Hi, Grandma. Sorry we're late. 105 00:03:40,197 --> 00:03:41,416 - Hey. - Mm, looks good. 106 00:03:41,459 --> 00:03:42,895 I'm starving. 107 00:03:42,939 --> 00:03:44,593 - I should kiss Vince McMahon on the mouth. 108 00:03:44,636 --> 00:03:46,072 - Mom. - What? 109 00:03:46,116 --> 00:03:47,422 You heard that reaction. 110 00:03:47,465 --> 00:03:49,641 WWF get more popular, 111 00:03:49,685 --> 00:03:51,687 our company gets more popular too. 112 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:54,037 You know, ever since Peter passed-- 113 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,909 I love you, Peter. I love you, High Chief. 114 00:03:56,953 --> 00:03:59,303 Vince has become so supportive of me. 115 00:03:59,347 --> 00:04:00,783 - Vince loves you. 116 00:04:00,826 --> 00:04:02,437 You're the only promoter he lets his wrestlers work for 117 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:03,873 outside the WWF. 118 00:04:03,916 --> 00:04:06,049 - I'm his favorite ever since I gave him 119 00:04:06,092 --> 00:04:07,355 my recipe for pulled pork. 120 00:04:07,398 --> 00:04:10,488 Look at this. 121 00:04:10,532 --> 00:04:12,011 Can you move those? - Yeah, yeah. 122 00:04:12,055 --> 00:04:15,276 - Whoa, a poster for your Island Battle Royale. 123 00:04:15,319 --> 00:04:17,146 - All my best guys will be there. 124 00:04:17,189 --> 00:04:19,280 Rocky. - "The Soul Man." 125 00:04:19,323 --> 00:04:21,369 - The Iron Sheik. - Iran, number one! 126 00:04:21,412 --> 00:04:22,587 - Junkyard Dog. 127 00:04:22,631 --> 00:04:25,111 - I'm an old, nasty dog. [pants] 128 00:04:25,155 --> 00:04:27,113 Nasty dog! 129 00:04:27,157 --> 00:04:29,290 - Greg "The Hammer" Valentine. 130 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:30,987 - I get angry very quickly! 131 00:04:31,030 --> 00:04:33,642 - André the Giant. - I don't even exercise. 132 00:04:33,685 --> 00:04:35,600 - "Macho Man" Randy Savage. 133 00:04:35,644 --> 00:04:38,386 - Tower of power too sweet to be soured. 134 00:04:38,429 --> 00:04:41,214 - King Kong Bundy. - Give me a five count! 135 00:04:41,258 --> 00:04:43,434 - Oh, no, actually King Kong Bundy is pulled out 136 00:04:43,478 --> 00:04:44,653 because his mom's sick. 137 00:04:44,696 --> 00:04:47,308 - Oh, right. I forgot. 138 00:04:47,351 --> 00:04:48,961 My mom is sick. 139 00:04:49,005 --> 00:04:52,225 - We'll miss him, but nothing is more important than family. 140 00:04:52,269 --> 00:04:53,966 - Mm. 141 00:04:54,010 --> 00:04:56,317 You coming over to look at your father's boxes? 142 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:57,927 You know, it's been three months. 143 00:04:57,970 --> 00:04:59,929 - Yeah, it's time. 144 00:04:59,972 --> 00:05:03,846 - Good, you can decide what goes and what stays. 145 00:05:03,889 --> 00:05:05,108 - I know. - Oh, and remind me 146 00:05:05,151 --> 00:05:07,937 to give this poster to my assistant, Bob, 147 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:09,330 so he can put it up. 148 00:05:09,373 --> 00:05:10,853 - Is that him sitting out there? 149 00:05:12,898 --> 00:05:16,032 - Why didn't Bob come in? - It's a family breakfast. 150 00:05:16,075 --> 00:05:19,340 [upbeat music] 151 00:05:19,383 --> 00:05:20,819 ♪ 152 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:22,212 - My grandmother and my dad 153 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:24,388 could feel the world of wrestling changing... 154 00:05:24,432 --> 00:05:25,998 - Is that Rocky Johnson? 155 00:05:26,042 --> 00:05:27,478 - And their futures looked bright. 156 00:05:27,522 --> 00:05:30,002 - Hey, Dewey, check it out. 157 00:05:30,046 --> 00:05:33,005 - Whoa, why'd they put you in between two ladies? 158 00:05:33,049 --> 00:05:36,922 - That's Sylvester Stallone. He's Rocky number two. 159 00:05:36,966 --> 00:05:39,185 - Rocky, great match last night. 160 00:05:39,229 --> 00:05:40,361 - Thanks, JT. 161 00:05:40,404 --> 00:05:41,405 We all set for the autograph signing 162 00:05:41,449 --> 00:05:42,667 on Saturday? - All set. 163 00:05:42,711 --> 00:05:44,974 - My dad is gonna need all fan photos 164 00:05:45,017 --> 00:05:47,585 taken on his right side. That's his good side. 165 00:05:47,629 --> 00:05:49,282 Oh, and he's gonna need 166 00:05:49,326 --> 00:05:51,502 five silver pens and ten ripe mangos, 167 00:05:51,546 --> 00:05:53,025 pre-sliced, for energy. 168 00:05:53,069 --> 00:05:54,113 - Okay. 169 00:05:56,855 --> 00:05:59,336 Yeah, sure. I'll take that. 170 00:06:00,424 --> 00:06:04,036 - Oh, yeah, great definition in the thighs, brother, yeah. 171 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:06,125 - Look at the detail in the hair. 172 00:06:06,169 --> 00:06:09,520 - Wow, what's that? - My action figure. 173 00:06:09,564 --> 00:06:11,174 Vince McMahon sent it to me. 174 00:06:11,217 --> 00:06:14,046 - Vince didn't tell me he was making us into action figures. 175 00:06:14,090 --> 00:06:16,614 - Not us, only me. 176 00:06:16,658 --> 00:06:19,182 - But things were even brighter for André. 177 00:06:19,225 --> 00:06:20,575 - It's a prototype. 178 00:06:20,618 --> 00:06:22,315 One night, Vince and I, we were drinking fernet, 179 00:06:22,359 --> 00:06:25,667 and he say, "I wonder how small we can make André." 180 00:06:25,710 --> 00:06:29,714 And I say, "Not small at all. André is a giant, huh?" 181 00:06:29,758 --> 00:06:32,238 And today he sent me this. 182 00:06:32,282 --> 00:06:34,066 Regardé. 183 00:06:34,110 --> 00:06:35,328 [laughter] 184 00:06:35,372 --> 00:06:37,200 - Oh, the arms moving. - Damn! 185 00:06:37,243 --> 00:06:38,462 Dad, you getting one of those? 186 00:06:38,506 --> 00:06:40,508 - Yeah, I'm sure mine is coming. 187 00:06:40,551 --> 00:06:42,379 - Not coming soon, boss. 188 00:06:42,423 --> 00:06:44,642 - Yeah, André, we know you're Vince's number one guy... 189 00:06:44,686 --> 00:06:47,471 - Well, I mean, I don't think we all know that-- 190 00:06:47,515 --> 00:06:49,430 - So did you guys talk about me when you was out drinking? 191 00:06:49,473 --> 00:06:51,127 'Cause I love fernet. 192 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:52,476 We go out, I'm like, 193 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,478 "Somebody get a round of fernet for the Dog." 194 00:06:54,522 --> 00:06:56,132 - No. 195 00:06:57,481 --> 00:07:00,136 - It's correct down there? 196 00:07:00,179 --> 00:07:01,703 - Hey, come on. - [speaking French] 197 00:07:01,746 --> 00:07:04,053 - What are you doing, man? - It's a toy for kids. 198 00:07:04,096 --> 00:07:06,272 - You want your jabroni kids to play with doll, 199 00:07:06,316 --> 00:07:07,970 pull down pants, and see sex? 200 00:07:11,103 --> 00:07:11,277 . 201 00:07:11,321 --> 00:07:13,671 - [singing in Polynesian dialect] 202 00:07:13,715 --> 00:07:18,023 - Wow, look how young you and your dad were. 203 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:20,417 - Peter loved listening to you sing. 204 00:07:20,461 --> 00:07:23,246 - He knew I was shy, so he just kept encouraging me. 205 00:07:23,289 --> 00:07:24,856 - You sound like an angel. 206 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:27,032 ♪ 207 00:07:27,076 --> 00:07:29,644 both: [sing low note] 208 00:07:29,687 --> 00:07:31,689 [laughter] 209 00:07:31,733 --> 00:07:34,039 - Hey, is Lia here? 210 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:36,389 - She's in her office with Sheik. 211 00:07:36,433 --> 00:07:37,913 [dog groans] 212 00:07:37,956 --> 00:07:39,958 - What is wrong with dog? - Nothing. 213 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:40,916 She has tumors. She's resting. 214 00:07:40,959 --> 00:07:42,265 - Ugh. 215 00:07:42,308 --> 00:07:43,919 - I'm hosting a barbecue for all my wrestlers 216 00:07:43,962 --> 00:07:45,137 before the match. 217 00:07:45,181 --> 00:07:47,096 - Yes, very exciting. I go to Safeway. 218 00:07:47,139 --> 00:07:48,271 I get the cupcake. 219 00:07:48,314 --> 00:07:50,447 - The barbecue is a family event, 220 00:07:50,491 --> 00:07:52,449 so let's run through things that you can't say. 221 00:07:52,493 --> 00:07:54,973 - No problem. Sheik only family man. 222 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:57,106 - All these words here. 223 00:07:58,934 --> 00:08:00,196 - No "[bleep]"? - No. 224 00:08:00,239 --> 00:08:01,676 - No "[bleep]"? - No. 225 00:08:01,719 --> 00:08:03,765 - No "[bleep]"? - That's right. 226 00:08:03,808 --> 00:08:04,983 - Okay, boss. 227 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:07,203 - [knocks] Lia, I have some bad news. 228 00:08:07,246 --> 00:08:08,900 It's about King Kong Bundy's mother. 229 00:08:08,944 --> 00:08:10,336 - Oh, no. 230 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:12,121 Okay, send some flowers and a card should read, 231 00:08:12,164 --> 00:08:13,470 "Sorry for your loss." 232 00:08:13,514 --> 00:08:16,168 - No, she didn't die. She's not even sick. 233 00:08:16,212 --> 00:08:17,561 Bundy lied to you. 234 00:08:17,605 --> 00:08:19,563 He signed a deal to wrestle for Yao. 235 00:08:19,607 --> 00:08:20,956 That's why he backed out of our event. 236 00:08:20,999 --> 00:08:22,305 - Greg Yao-- 237 00:08:22,348 --> 00:08:23,959 what kind of promoter puts his own picture 238 00:08:24,002 --> 00:08:25,308 in the announcement? 239 00:08:25,351 --> 00:08:28,354 - And who's this...Chinese man? 240 00:08:28,398 --> 00:08:29,921 That word, that okay to say. 241 00:08:29,965 --> 00:08:31,488 - A traitor. 242 00:08:31,532 --> 00:08:34,099 He worked for Peter, and when Peter passed, 243 00:08:34,142 --> 00:08:35,666 Yao said he would never work for a woman, 244 00:08:35,709 --> 00:08:38,713 so he left, and he started his own wrestling promotion. 245 00:08:38,756 --> 00:08:40,149 - What a jabroni. 246 00:08:40,192 --> 00:08:44,195 The sheik love all...women. 247 00:08:45,676 --> 00:08:47,939 - This event isn't on the same night as ours. 248 00:08:47,983 --> 00:08:49,245 Why can't Bundy do both? 249 00:08:49,288 --> 00:08:51,073 - Yao made him sign an exclusive contract, 250 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:53,162 so he can only wrestle for him in Hawaii. 251 00:08:54,511 --> 00:08:56,295 - Bundy is not gonna work for us again, 252 00:08:56,339 --> 00:08:58,210 and I'm gonna make sure Vince hears about this 253 00:08:58,254 --> 00:09:00,343 and get his advice. 254 00:09:00,386 --> 00:09:02,084 I forgot his number. 255 00:09:02,127 --> 00:09:06,175 - Oh, try visualizing the shape the numbers make on the keypad. 256 00:09:06,218 --> 00:09:07,698 My mom's number is a square. 257 00:09:07,742 --> 00:09:10,179 - Am I trying to call your mom, Bob? 258 00:09:10,222 --> 00:09:12,050 Get me Vince's number. 259 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:15,619 [upbeat Hawaiian music] 260 00:09:15,663 --> 00:09:18,143 Who lies about their mom being sick? 261 00:09:18,187 --> 00:09:20,276 I pray every day for my mom's good health, 262 00:09:20,319 --> 00:09:22,408 and she's been dead 20 years, 263 00:09:22,452 --> 00:09:25,237 and Yao, he thinks he can-- - Hey, Lia. 264 00:09:25,281 --> 00:09:28,110 Thanks for the barbecue. - Aw, yeah, manuia. 265 00:09:28,153 --> 00:09:31,853 Anything for my wrestlers. [chuckles] 266 00:09:31,896 --> 00:09:34,725 He thinks he can steal my guys from the battle royale. 267 00:09:34,769 --> 00:09:38,207 - Bundy should have said no. You can't back out of a match. 268 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:40,122 If you say you gonna do it, you do it. 269 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:42,428 - Yes, right. Sika, write that down. 270 00:09:42,472 --> 00:09:44,039 - I got wing fingers. 271 00:09:44,082 --> 00:09:45,649 - I'll remember it. 272 00:09:45,693 --> 00:09:47,782 - Vince sent me this. Look out. 273 00:09:47,825 --> 00:09:49,740 [laughter] 274 00:09:51,568 --> 00:09:54,223 - Hey, don't know if you guys heard 275 00:09:54,266 --> 00:09:56,094 Terry and the Chief this morning on the radio? 276 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:57,574 - Ah, Terry number one. 277 00:09:57,618 --> 00:10:00,533 The Chief, ach-toof! - Yeah, I hate the Chief too. 278 00:10:00,577 --> 00:10:02,405 Why is he always congested? 279 00:10:02,448 --> 00:10:03,928 - Yeah. - Go see an allergist, man. 280 00:10:03,972 --> 00:10:06,235 - Well, they were talking about 281 00:10:06,278 --> 00:10:08,150 my autograph signing this Saturday. 282 00:10:08,193 --> 00:10:10,369 Dewey's gonna sell merch for me. 283 00:10:10,413 --> 00:10:12,807 It's gonna be huge. - So how many hats do you want? 284 00:10:12,850 --> 00:10:15,374 - Well, gonna go reload the Arnold Palmer. 285 00:10:17,202 --> 00:10:18,900 Too much corn on the grill, Bob. 286 00:10:18,943 --> 00:10:20,292 - People love my corn. 287 00:10:20,336 --> 00:10:22,425 - And we found an old picture of André 288 00:10:22,468 --> 00:10:24,296 sitting on Dad's lap. [laughter] 289 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:26,124 Dad looks so tiny. 290 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:28,736 - André loves sitting on people. 291 00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:31,173 - Glad you're going through those boxes, babe. 292 00:10:31,216 --> 00:10:32,827 Bet there's some amazing stuff in there. 293 00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:35,133 - Brother, you should see some of the old home movies 294 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:36,787 that she found-- voice of an angel. 295 00:10:36,831 --> 00:10:38,136 - Mm. 296 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,094 - Whatever happened to your music? 297 00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:40,573 You still writing songs? - No. 298 00:10:40,617 --> 00:10:42,184 It's just--nothing serious, 299 00:10:42,227 --> 00:10:43,402 just something I was playing around with. 300 00:10:43,446 --> 00:10:45,709 - Too bad. I thought of you this morning. 301 00:10:45,753 --> 00:10:48,016 There was an ad in the paper for singers 302 00:10:48,059 --> 00:10:51,367 to audition for this new TV show, "Star Search." 303 00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:52,760 - [scoffs] Yeah, I don't think so. 304 00:10:52,803 --> 00:10:54,805 - Why not? You used to love singing. 305 00:10:54,849 --> 00:10:58,243 - Um, well, you know, I'm--I'm just-- 306 00:10:58,287 --> 00:10:59,462 oh, here's my son. 307 00:10:59,505 --> 00:11:02,073 - Dad, I sold a T-shirt. - Nice, son. 308 00:11:02,117 --> 00:11:03,858 Who's the lucky fan? 309 00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:05,642 - Bob has too much corn on the grill. 310 00:11:05,686 --> 00:11:07,905 Has anybody seen Junkyard Dog? 311 00:11:07,949 --> 00:11:09,733 He's supposed to bring the ambrosia salad. 312 00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:11,648 - Ah, yeah, he called. He said he couldn't make it. 313 00:11:11,692 --> 00:11:13,781 Something about his mom being sick. 314 00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:17,959 - You okay? 315 00:11:18,002 --> 00:11:19,743 - JYD's mom is not sick. 316 00:11:19,787 --> 00:11:21,745 He's gonna go and work for Greg Yao. 317 00:11:21,789 --> 00:11:22,964 - The hell he is. 318 00:11:23,007 --> 00:11:24,400 You're the number one promoter in Hawaii. 319 00:11:24,443 --> 00:11:25,662 That's not gonna change. 320 00:11:25,706 --> 00:11:29,057 - I know, but Yao, he respects nothing. 321 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:31,059 - Oh, he gonna respect this. Come on, let's go. 322 00:11:31,102 --> 00:11:32,321 - Where? 323 00:11:32,364 --> 00:11:33,670 - To talk some sense into Sylvester. 324 00:11:33,714 --> 00:11:36,064 - Yeah, I'm gonna put on my slapping gloves. 325 00:11:36,107 --> 00:11:38,022 Bob, get some corn for the road! 326 00:11:38,066 --> 00:11:39,371 They're not ready! 327 00:11:40,764 --> 00:11:40,982 . 328 00:11:41,025 --> 00:11:43,767 [upbeat music] 329 00:11:43,811 --> 00:11:45,073 ♪ 330 00:11:45,116 --> 00:11:46,944 - Where you headed, Sylvester? 331 00:11:46,988 --> 00:11:50,121 - You going to see your mom? I heard she was sick. 332 00:11:50,165 --> 00:11:53,777 First Bundy's, now yours. Moms are dropping like flies. 333 00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:56,345 - She, uh, got a hold of some bad yogurt. 334 00:11:59,783 --> 00:12:01,350 Are those your slapping gloves? 335 00:12:01,393 --> 00:12:03,308 - Oh, what you got there? 336 00:12:03,352 --> 00:12:06,398 - Oh, it's a smoked French ham wrapped in gold cellophane. 337 00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:08,357 ♪ 338 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,185 Yao gave it to me 339 00:12:10,228 --> 00:12:11,403 with a note that said he want to talk, 340 00:12:11,447 --> 00:12:14,102 so I called him, and we did. I'm sorry. 341 00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:15,581 I hate to bail on y'all, but I have to. 342 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:17,801 - Why would you choose to wrestle for him over me? 343 00:12:17,845 --> 00:12:19,324 I thought we were family. 344 00:12:19,368 --> 00:12:22,675 - We are, but he offered me a lot more money, Lia. 345 00:12:22,719 --> 00:12:23,981 Look at this place. 346 00:12:24,025 --> 00:12:26,114 Somebody either had a baby or made a baby 347 00:12:26,157 --> 00:12:28,681 on the other side of that wall right there. 348 00:12:28,725 --> 00:12:30,988 He upgraded me to the Radisson, 349 00:12:31,032 --> 00:12:33,034 and I get to do whatever I want with my persona. 350 00:12:33,077 --> 00:12:34,731 - [scoffs] Come on, no way. 351 00:12:34,775 --> 00:12:35,950 - Man, I'm telling you the truth, Rocky. 352 00:12:35,993 --> 00:12:38,691 Imagine me, Penthouse Dog. 353 00:12:38,735 --> 00:12:41,346 Get up out the junkyard and move up into the penthouse. 354 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,218 Get rid of my dog chains and get me a briefcase 355 00:12:43,261 --> 00:12:45,002 full of treasury bonds. - Mm-mm. 356 00:12:45,046 --> 00:12:46,874 I'd put money in the briefcase. - Ooh. 357 00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:48,353 - Yeah, stacks of phony hundreds. 358 00:12:48,397 --> 00:12:49,441 - Uh-huh. 359 00:12:49,485 --> 00:12:50,703 - That way, when you hit somebody... 360 00:12:50,747 --> 00:12:51,792 - Uh-huh. - Cash explodes everywhere. 361 00:12:51,835 --> 00:12:52,836 - Bam. - Hey! 362 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,707 Stop pitching on Penthouse Dog. 363 00:12:54,751 --> 00:12:56,100 - Yao says that'll be a hit, 364 00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:58,581 and that with him, I'ma be a star. 365 00:12:58,624 --> 00:12:59,930 See, me and Rocky, 366 00:12:59,974 --> 00:13:01,497 we ain't gonna never be Vince's number one guy. 367 00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:03,020 It's always gonna be André. 368 00:13:03,064 --> 00:13:05,327 - I don't know about that. - Come on. 369 00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:06,937 They didn't even talk about us during fernet. 370 00:13:06,981 --> 00:13:08,286 - They didn't talk about you. 371 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,201 - You think they talked about you during fernet? 372 00:13:10,245 --> 00:13:11,855 - What is fernet? - Nobody knows, Mama. 373 00:13:11,899 --> 00:13:14,858 - I know. It's a digestif. 374 00:13:14,902 --> 00:13:17,252 I'm sorry, Lia. I love you. 375 00:13:18,296 --> 00:13:20,516 And Rocky, you my man ten grand. 376 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:23,562 But this is a opportunity that I can't pass up. 377 00:13:23,606 --> 00:13:25,042 Excuse me. 378 00:13:25,086 --> 00:13:26,565 - My grandmother realized 379 00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:28,959 that change doesn't affect people equally. 380 00:13:29,003 --> 00:13:32,571 What was best for her wasn't necessarily best for everyone, 381 00:13:32,615 --> 00:13:34,095 and my father was wondering 382 00:13:34,138 --> 00:13:36,401 if change would be best for him. 383 00:13:36,445 --> 00:13:37,925 ♪ 384 00:13:37,968 --> 00:13:39,840 [kids laughing] 385 00:13:39,883 --> 00:13:41,276 - That's me and my cousins playing a game 386 00:13:41,319 --> 00:13:42,494 where you had to jump in the water 387 00:13:42,538 --> 00:13:44,018 without hitting the rocks. 388 00:13:44,061 --> 00:13:45,933 - The adults just let you do that? 389 00:13:45,976 --> 00:13:47,978 - Well, it was a different time. 390 00:13:48,022 --> 00:13:50,024 - What happened if you hit the rocks? 391 00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:52,243 - You'd split your head open and die. 392 00:13:53,636 --> 00:13:56,857 - You won't even let me use real scissors. 393 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,771 [phone rings] 394 00:13:58,815 --> 00:14:01,078 - Hello. - Lia, it's Vince. 395 00:14:01,122 --> 00:14:03,341 Thank you so much for the kalua pork recipe. 396 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,908 I couldn't keep my hands off it. 397 00:14:04,952 --> 00:14:06,388 - No time for small talk, Vince. 398 00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:08,477 I've been very upset. - I know. 399 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,915 I got your messages about Yao. Don't worry. 400 00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:13,569 I've seen guys like him before. 401 00:14:13,612 --> 00:14:16,920 All bluster, big promises, but no staying power. 402 00:14:16,964 --> 00:14:19,705 You're a pro, Lia. This guy can't touch you. 403 00:14:19,749 --> 00:14:23,274 - Thank you, Vince. I'm glad you enjoyed your pork. 404 00:14:23,318 --> 00:14:25,102 - It's delicious. Thank you again. 405 00:14:25,146 --> 00:14:27,539 I do have a bit of bad news though. 406 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:28,932 You know we have that show at Madison Square Garden 407 00:14:28,976 --> 00:14:30,107 every month? 408 00:14:30,151 --> 00:14:32,805 Well, I didn't realize my old man 409 00:14:32,849 --> 00:14:34,155 booked the garden for your date. 410 00:14:34,198 --> 00:14:36,287 - You're kidding. I'm locked in that date, Vince. 411 00:14:36,331 --> 00:14:38,463 I can't change it. - I know. 412 00:14:38,507 --> 00:14:41,640 And, Lia, I would change our date if I could, 413 00:14:41,684 --> 00:14:43,729 but Billy Joel is eating up all the other nights. 414 00:14:43,773 --> 00:14:46,471 The guy sings about pressure like it's a bad thing. 415 00:14:46,515 --> 00:14:47,951 Look, I'm gonna have to call some of my guys back, 416 00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:49,910 but I'm not gonna leave your cover bare. 417 00:14:49,953 --> 00:14:51,781 I won't take Rocky or the Wild Samoans. 418 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,391 I know they're big draws out there. 419 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,089 - I appreciate that, 420 00:14:55,132 --> 00:14:57,526 and I understand you need your guys. 421 00:14:57,569 --> 00:15:00,790 - Appreciate you, Lia. Thank you, and I'm sorry again. 422 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,488 Talk soon. 423 00:15:03,532 --> 00:15:05,099 - [sighs] 424 00:15:05,142 --> 00:15:09,451 Well, Bob, we've got bigger changes coming. 425 00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:13,107 [dog howling] 426 00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:15,805 - Grandma, something's wrong with Francine! 427 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,851 - No, that's her way of telling us she's hungry. 428 00:15:18,895 --> 00:15:20,679 Do you want to feed her? - Can I? 429 00:15:20,723 --> 00:15:22,899 - Just be careful when you put the bowl down. 430 00:15:22,943 --> 00:15:24,248 Don't kick her tumors. 431 00:15:24,292 --> 00:15:25,641 - Ugh. 432 00:15:29,384 --> 00:15:32,300 - Are those the boxes for donation? 433 00:15:32,343 --> 00:15:33,475 - [speaks Polynesian dialect] 434 00:15:33,518 --> 00:15:36,913 They're to keep. That's the donation pile. 435 00:15:36,957 --> 00:15:38,610 That place went out of business. 436 00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:40,873 [sighs] So hard. 437 00:15:40,917 --> 00:15:43,659 I don't want to let him go. 438 00:15:43,702 --> 00:15:45,182 - [speaks Polynesian dialect] 439 00:15:45,226 --> 00:15:47,010 He's always with you, 440 00:15:47,054 --> 00:15:49,534 the same way he's always with me. 441 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,580 But I won't lie. 442 00:15:51,623 --> 00:15:56,019 It would be helpful to talk to him, ask his advice. 443 00:15:56,063 --> 00:15:58,065 - [laughs] That's funny because 444 00:15:58,108 --> 00:16:01,024 I remember him always asking you for advice. 445 00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:03,331 He believed in you, Mama. 446 00:16:03,374 --> 00:16:05,289 That's why he left you the business. 447 00:16:08,205 --> 00:16:11,034 - [chuckles] Oh. 448 00:16:11,078 --> 00:16:13,906 - [singing in Polynesian dialect] 449 00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:15,430 ♪ 450 00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:18,346 - Your father always loved it when you sang. 451 00:16:18,389 --> 00:16:20,217 - [speaks Polynesian dialect] 452 00:16:20,261 --> 00:16:21,740 He knew it made me happy. 453 00:16:21,784 --> 00:16:23,046 ♪ 454 00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:25,744 - So why did you stop? 455 00:16:25,788 --> 00:16:27,572 - I don't know. 456 00:16:27,616 --> 00:16:30,575 Just didn't feel right to sing without him. 457 00:16:30,619 --> 00:16:33,361 - You're not singing without him. 458 00:16:33,404 --> 00:16:36,581 You're singing because of him. 459 00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:41,325 ♪ 460 00:16:41,369 --> 00:16:43,414 - Very good, very good. 461 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:46,200 She's number one. - [laughs] 462 00:16:46,243 --> 00:16:48,245 - [chuckles] He's so handsome. 463 00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:49,899 - [laughs] - Looks like Robert Stack. 464 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,075 [laughter] 465 00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:54,295 - Francine peed and stepped in it a little. 466 00:16:54,338 --> 00:16:56,384 - We've all been there. 467 00:17:01,258 --> 00:17:01,650 . 468 00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:02,999 [soft jazz music] 469 00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:04,740 - Mr. Johnson. 470 00:17:04,783 --> 00:17:06,002 - Meanwhile, the only thing I knew 471 00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:07,873 about all the change going on 472 00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:09,178 was that we went from eating fast food 473 00:17:09,223 --> 00:17:11,921 in our car to eating at a fancy restaurant 474 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,313 where you could look your dinner in the eye 475 00:17:13,357 --> 00:17:14,706 before you ordered it. 476 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,013 Turns out, it wasn't as good as French fries, 477 00:17:17,057 --> 00:17:18,754 but still fancy. 478 00:17:18,797 --> 00:17:20,973 - So Yao gave Sylvester a smoked, French ham? 479 00:17:21,017 --> 00:17:23,541 - To entice him, which I don't get. 480 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,282 It don't need to be gussied up. It's ham. 481 00:17:25,326 --> 00:17:27,110 We know it's delicious. 482 00:17:27,154 --> 00:17:30,548 But I do understand making someone feel valuable 483 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:33,856 to an organization. - Babe, I told you. 484 00:17:33,899 --> 00:17:36,119 My mom said Vince didn't ask you to work the Garden show 485 00:17:36,163 --> 00:17:37,990 as a favor to her. Don't take it personally. 486 00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:40,167 - I'm just saying he could have called me himself. 487 00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:42,125 - Welcome to Lorenzo's. 488 00:17:42,169 --> 00:17:43,779 Can I start you off with some drinks? 489 00:17:43,822 --> 00:17:46,521 - We'll take a bottle of your finest champagne. 490 00:17:46,564 --> 00:17:48,349 - And I'll have your finest tequila. 491 00:17:48,392 --> 00:17:49,350 [together] No. 492 00:17:49,393 --> 00:17:50,612 - I'll have a vodka martini. 493 00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:51,830 [together] No. 494 00:17:51,874 --> 00:17:54,224 - Fine, a Shirley Temple, extra cherries. 495 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,880 - See what happens when you dream big? 496 00:17:57,923 --> 00:18:00,143 [chuckles] The sky's the limit. 497 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,320 - Speaking of... - Yeah? 498 00:18:03,364 --> 00:18:04,800 - I've been thinking about 499 00:18:04,843 --> 00:18:08,586 that singing show Afa mentioned. 500 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:11,285 I'm gonna audition. - Babe, that's fantastic. 501 00:18:11,328 --> 00:18:12,808 - [laughs] 502 00:18:12,851 --> 00:18:15,593 I mean, it may come to nothing, but it makes me happy. 503 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,813 [guests clapping] Do you want a sneak peek? 504 00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:22,818 - What's she doing? 505 00:18:22,861 --> 00:18:24,472 - Your mom's full of surprises. 506 00:18:24,515 --> 00:18:25,690 - Ladies and gentlemen, 507 00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:27,127 we hope you're all enjoying yourselves. 508 00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:30,217 We have a surprise guest for you tonight. 509 00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:31,957 Her family's been part of our family 510 00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:34,134 here at Lorenzo's for years. 511 00:18:34,177 --> 00:18:36,266 Would you please put your hands together 512 00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:38,877 for Mrs. Ata Johnson? 513 00:18:38,921 --> 00:18:40,749 [cheers and applause] 514 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:43,491 - Hi, everybody. - Room service song! 515 00:18:43,534 --> 00:18:45,580 - [chuckles] 516 00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:47,625 As Charles said, I used to come here a lot 517 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,018 with my family when I was younger, 518 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:52,152 and tonight I'm here with my own family, 519 00:18:52,195 --> 00:18:56,504 and I'd like to dedicate this song to my dad, 520 00:18:56,547 --> 00:18:58,767 Peter Maivia. 521 00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:01,683 [Diana Ross' "I'm Coming Out" playing] 522 00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:07,210 ♪ 523 00:19:07,254 --> 00:19:09,604 ♪ I'm coming out 524 00:19:09,647 --> 00:19:11,910 ♪ I want the world to know 525 00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:13,869 ♪ Got to let it show 526 00:19:13,912 --> 00:19:15,523 - That's a good song too. 527 00:19:15,566 --> 00:19:17,829 - ♪ I'm coming out 528 00:19:17,873 --> 00:19:20,571 ♪ I want the world to know 529 00:19:20,615 --> 00:19:22,660 ♪ Got to let it show 530 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,227 ♪ 531 00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:25,881 ♪ There's a new me coming out ♪ 532 00:19:25,924 --> 00:19:27,404 ♪ And I just had to live 533 00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:29,058 - Attention, everyone, 534 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,973 Rocky Johnson Fan Club president here 535 00:19:31,016 --> 00:19:32,540 with an official announcement. 536 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,585 My dad is game to sign your body, 537 00:19:34,629 --> 00:19:36,239 but let's keep it PG, all right? 538 00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:38,546 - Thanks. - So cool. 539 00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:41,505 [dramatic Western music] 540 00:19:41,549 --> 00:19:44,073 ♪ 541 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,249 - Hey, my man. Who can I make this out to? 542 00:19:46,293 --> 00:19:49,078 - Greg Yao. 543 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,514 - [chuckles] 544 00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:52,734 - Yao, Yao, Yao, come here to steal more wrestlers 545 00:19:52,777 --> 00:19:53,996 from my mother-in-law, huh? 546 00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:55,911 - I wouldn't call it stealing. 547 00:19:55,954 --> 00:19:57,913 I made an offer. They made a choice. 548 00:19:57,956 --> 00:19:59,523 - Mm. - You got a second to talk? 549 00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:02,265 - If you can talk with my foot up your ass, go for it. 550 00:20:02,309 --> 00:20:04,659 [both laugh] 551 00:20:04,702 --> 00:20:06,878 - That's an impressive turnout. 552 00:20:06,922 --> 00:20:08,750 You're quite the star. 553 00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:11,274 Big enough for his own action figure, 554 00:20:11,318 --> 00:20:15,191 but I hear only André's getting that treatment? 555 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,499 - That's on the house. Now get lost. 556 00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:20,805 - No, no, I insist on paying. 557 00:20:22,503 --> 00:20:24,548 [table rattles] 558 00:20:24,592 --> 00:20:28,160 You know what that is? That's an expensive French ham. 559 00:20:28,204 --> 00:20:31,642 You wrestle for me, you'll be my number one guy. 560 00:20:31,686 --> 00:20:34,297 You want a action figure? 561 00:20:34,341 --> 00:20:36,125 You got it. 562 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,910 Hell, I'll make your whole family action figures. 563 00:20:38,954 --> 00:20:41,435 "Professional wrestler's son." 564 00:20:41,478 --> 00:20:43,175 My info's on the card. 565 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,703 - What was he talking about? 566 00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:50,444 - [chuckles] Oh, it's nothing, son. 567 00:20:50,487 --> 00:20:52,837 Just, uh-- just adult stuff. 568 00:20:52,881 --> 00:20:55,449 - My dad knew his business was changing, 569 00:20:55,492 --> 00:20:57,755 and he was afraid of getting left behind, 570 00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,061 and that's a fear I know 571 00:20:59,104 --> 00:21:00,976 many Americans struggle with today. 572 00:21:01,019 --> 00:21:02,238 [patriotic music] 573 00:21:02,282 --> 00:21:04,022 That's why, as your president, 574 00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:06,460 I will make sure none of us get left behind 575 00:21:06,503 --> 00:21:10,028 and that change benefits all, not just some, 576 00:21:10,072 --> 00:21:11,552 because when I see you, 577 00:21:11,595 --> 00:21:13,728 I see my grandmother, 578 00:21:13,771 --> 00:21:15,860 I see my mother and father, 579 00:21:15,904 --> 00:21:19,473 I see that we're all a part of one family called America. 580 00:21:19,516 --> 00:21:23,477 I'm Dwayne Johnson, and I approve this message. 581 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,305 ♪