1 00:00:04,155 --> 00:00:04,460 . 2 00:00:04,503 --> 00:00:06,070 [exciting news theme] 3 00:00:06,114 --> 00:00:08,072 - Good evening, I'm Randall Park. 4 00:00:08,116 --> 00:00:09,769 The primaries are over and the nominees 5 00:00:09,813 --> 00:00:13,599 for the 2032 U.S. presidential race are set. 6 00:00:13,643 --> 00:00:16,124 And one name... 7 00:00:16,167 --> 00:00:18,213 you may have heard before. 8 00:00:18,256 --> 00:00:21,129 Candidate Dwayne Johnson has wasted no time 9 00:00:21,172 --> 00:00:22,739 hitting the campaign trail 10 00:00:22,782 --> 00:00:25,437 with his No Muss, No Fuss bus tour, 11 00:00:25,481 --> 00:00:29,093 traveling cross-country to talk to American voters. 12 00:00:29,137 --> 00:00:32,096 [cheering] 13 00:00:32,140 --> 00:00:33,358 - I'll get the upstairs. 14 00:00:33,402 --> 00:00:36,840 - And show that he's one of them. 15 00:00:36,883 --> 00:00:39,408 - [groans] Wow. 16 00:00:39,451 --> 00:00:41,192 It's about as big as Kevin Hart's ego. 17 00:00:41,236 --> 00:00:42,715 [laughter] 18 00:00:42,759 --> 00:00:46,110 - But that level of fame also has its downside. 19 00:00:46,154 --> 00:00:48,678 Dwayne Johnson's success is being used against him 20 00:00:48,721 --> 00:00:50,027 by his critics. 21 00:00:50,071 --> 00:00:51,855 They say he's lived the cushy Hollywood life 22 00:00:51,898 --> 00:00:54,249 for so long, he can't relate to the struggles 23 00:00:54,292 --> 00:00:56,207 of the average American. - Randall, 24 00:00:56,251 --> 00:00:57,774 that couldn't be further from the truth. 25 00:00:57,817 --> 00:01:01,865 I have had one hell of a life, but I wasn't born into it. 26 00:01:01,908 --> 00:01:04,520 I've had to work very hard for everything that's come my way. 27 00:01:04,563 --> 00:01:08,132 There's still so much that I have to share with the world. 28 00:01:08,176 --> 00:01:09,568 - Hmm, I'm surprised to hear you say that 29 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:11,048 because you're such an open person. 30 00:01:11,092 --> 00:01:13,572 - Well, I try to be as open and as real as I can. 31 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:15,574 For example, people don't know that every time 32 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:18,229 I open the fridge, I still gotta... 33 00:01:18,273 --> 00:01:20,405 you know. [both chuckle] 34 00:01:20,449 --> 00:01:21,885 - Can you do it? - You want me to do it? 35 00:01:21,928 --> 00:01:23,234 - I'm begging you to do it. 36 00:01:23,278 --> 00:01:25,018 - Are the people ready? - They are not ready, 37 00:01:25,062 --> 00:01:26,542 but they need to see it. - [chuckles] 38 00:01:26,585 --> 00:01:27,673 Well, every time I open the fridge, 39 00:01:27,717 --> 00:01:30,198 I've gotta say, "Can you tell... 40 00:01:30,241 --> 00:01:32,939 llll... 41 00:01:32,983 --> 00:01:36,943 that the Rock is hungry?" 42 00:01:36,987 --> 00:01:38,641 Oh, yeah. 43 00:01:38,684 --> 00:01:40,251 - I do that too. 44 00:01:40,295 --> 00:01:41,687 - You're a wild man. [chuckles] 45 00:01:41,731 --> 00:01:43,341 So, as you can see, Randall, there's still so much 46 00:01:43,385 --> 00:01:44,864 that I haven't told anyone. 47 00:01:44,908 --> 00:01:46,170 Stories about my life 48 00:01:46,214 --> 00:01:49,304 that I haven't been ready to share until now. 49 00:01:49,347 --> 00:01:50,827 - You can't tell because I used to be an actor, 50 00:01:50,870 --> 00:01:52,611 so I'm skilled at hiding my emotions, 51 00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:54,787 but I'm on the edge of my seat. 52 00:01:54,831 --> 00:01:56,441 - I can tell. You're a hell of an actor. 53 00:01:56,485 --> 00:01:57,964 - Oh. True. 54 00:01:58,008 --> 00:01:59,705 - [chuckles] 55 00:01:59,749 --> 00:02:01,925 You know, Randall, to understand me, 56 00:02:01,968 --> 00:02:03,883 you gotta understand where I came from. 57 00:02:03,927 --> 00:02:06,930 [upbeat music] 58 00:02:06,973 --> 00:02:09,628 I was born into a wrestling family. 59 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:12,631 - Your dad was wrestling superstar Rocky Johnson. 60 00:02:12,675 --> 00:02:14,546 - The "Soul Man" Rocky Johnson. 61 00:02:14,590 --> 00:02:16,157 That was him. - Yeah! 62 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,420 - The crowd is in an uproar. 63 00:02:18,463 --> 00:02:19,943 There he goes! 64 00:02:19,986 --> 00:02:21,901 - Mom, listen to this crowd. 65 00:02:21,945 --> 00:02:23,294 Dad is over. 66 00:02:23,338 --> 00:02:24,817 - He is. They love him. 67 00:02:24,861 --> 00:02:27,429 - My mother's father was the legendary 68 00:02:27,472 --> 00:02:31,215 Samoan wrestler, "High Chief" Peter Maivia. 69 00:02:31,259 --> 00:02:34,087 Wrestling is in my blood. 70 00:02:34,131 --> 00:02:35,611 [shouting] 71 00:02:35,654 --> 00:02:37,700 - Rocky hits him with a dropkick. 72 00:02:37,743 --> 00:02:38,918 - Yes, Rocky! 73 00:02:38,962 --> 00:02:41,965 - Oh, the Samoan is in trouble now. 74 00:02:42,008 --> 00:02:44,141 [bell dings] He's done, he's done! 75 00:02:44,185 --> 00:02:47,318 And Rocky Johnson is the winner tonight. 76 00:02:47,362 --> 00:02:51,235 [cheering, chanting] Rocky! Rocky! 77 00:02:51,279 --> 00:02:52,671 - You know, being a kid growing up 78 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:54,369 in the world of professional wrestling, 79 00:02:54,412 --> 00:02:57,241 I learned a lot of stuff very early on in life. 80 00:02:57,285 --> 00:02:59,330 - Sign my chest? - I'll sign your chest. 81 00:02:59,374 --> 00:03:00,505 - Ah, no, you won't. 82 00:03:00,549 --> 00:03:02,028 [chuckles] Thank you. 83 00:03:02,072 --> 00:03:05,815 - I won't be signing any chests, but how about an arm? 84 00:03:05,858 --> 00:03:08,034 ♪ 85 00:03:08,078 --> 00:03:09,297 Is this Carl Weathers? 86 00:03:09,340 --> 00:03:11,212 - [giggles] 87 00:03:11,995 --> 00:03:13,344 - But, at the same time, I was also 88 00:03:13,388 --> 00:03:15,912 just a regular little boy. 89 00:03:15,955 --> 00:03:19,220 ♪ 90 00:03:19,263 --> 00:03:21,744 And I idolized my dad. 91 00:03:21,787 --> 00:03:25,661 - Dad, how come our car is nicer than where we're staying? 92 00:03:25,704 --> 00:03:27,706 - 'Cause the fans don't drive home with us, do they? 93 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,708 They need to see me leave the arena in style. 94 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:31,406 That's called working the gimmick. 95 00:03:31,449 --> 00:03:33,886 - Hmm, interesting. - Cars, the clothes, 96 00:03:33,930 --> 00:03:37,150 the jewelry--they need to think who I am inside the ring 97 00:03:37,194 --> 00:03:38,717 is who I am outside the ring. 98 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:40,371 - That's why we can't hang out in public 99 00:03:40,415 --> 00:03:41,764 with Uncle Iron Sheik. 100 00:03:41,807 --> 00:03:43,461 - That's right. And get this: 101 00:03:43,505 --> 00:03:46,725 one day, you work the gimmick hard enough, it'll become real. 102 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:48,684 - It will? - Sure will. 103 00:03:48,727 --> 00:03:51,252 Soon, our house will be as nice as our car. 104 00:03:51,295 --> 00:03:52,557 Then I gotta buy a better car. 105 00:03:52,601 --> 00:03:55,256 - Ooh, red one? You know I love red. 106 00:03:55,299 --> 00:03:57,432 - I know you like red. [chuckles] 107 00:03:57,475 --> 00:03:59,303 - [clears throat] 108 00:03:59,347 --> 00:04:01,740 - Hey. I'm gonna get changed. 109 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:03,568 We'll go to your grandma's so I can get paid, 110 00:04:03,612 --> 00:04:04,700 then I'll take us out to dinner. 111 00:04:04,743 --> 00:04:06,397 - A quick stop at my mom's. 112 00:04:06,441 --> 00:04:07,920 - Yeah, yeah, I know. 113 00:04:07,964 --> 00:04:09,618 ♪ 114 00:04:09,661 --> 00:04:12,229 [singing in Polynesian dialect] 115 00:04:12,273 --> 00:04:14,405 - Hey, get your buns in here. 116 00:04:14,449 --> 00:04:16,799 - Hey, boys. - Hey! 117 00:04:16,842 --> 00:04:18,757 - Yo. 118 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:20,281 [groaning] 119 00:04:20,324 --> 00:04:21,717 - Uh, Grandma? 120 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,285 What's wrong with your dog again? 121 00:04:24,328 --> 00:04:26,199 - It's a belly tumor, but don't worry. 122 00:04:26,243 --> 00:04:27,331 It's benign. 123 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:29,855 - Is that mushroom looking one new? 124 00:04:29,899 --> 00:04:32,075 - Go shake everyone's hand, Dewey. 125 00:04:32,684 --> 00:04:35,731 - Junk Yard Dog, great match tonight. 126 00:04:35,774 --> 00:04:38,516 [Earth, Wind & Fire's "Let's Groove"] 127 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,126 - Let me see how fast you are. 128 00:04:40,170 --> 00:04:41,954 Oh, that's quick. 129 00:04:41,998 --> 00:04:43,434 Damn, kid. 130 00:04:43,478 --> 00:04:44,827 - Hi, Uncle Afa. Hi, Uncle Sika. 131 00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:46,263 - Hey. 132 00:04:46,307 --> 00:04:49,571 ♪ Share the spice of life 133 00:04:49,614 --> 00:04:51,747 I hated you guys tonight. Great job. 134 00:04:51,790 --> 00:04:53,096 - [in Polynesian dialect] Dewey. 135 00:04:53,139 --> 00:04:55,141 - Who wants a margarita? 136 00:04:55,185 --> 00:04:57,013 - ♪ You will find peace of mind ♪ 137 00:04:57,056 --> 00:04:58,144 ♪ On the floor 138 00:04:58,188 --> 00:05:00,843 - I make with almost all triple sec. 139 00:05:00,886 --> 00:05:03,236 - Shake it, baby! - Dewey baby, 140 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:04,586 are you old enough to drink yet? 141 00:05:04,629 --> 00:05:06,327 - I'll drink it for him. 142 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:08,241 [rumbling thuds] 143 00:05:08,285 --> 00:05:09,939 - ♪ We can boogie 144 00:05:09,982 --> 00:05:11,897 ♪ On down 145 00:05:11,941 --> 00:05:13,203 ♪ Down 146 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:14,422 [overlapping greetings] 147 00:05:14,465 --> 00:05:15,771 - Hey! 148 00:05:15,814 --> 00:05:18,861 - ♪ Down, boogie on down 149 00:05:18,904 --> 00:05:21,559 - Anyone want to play cards? - Yes. 150 00:05:21,603 --> 00:05:24,170 - Hell, yes. - Yeah, I'll take your money. 151 00:05:24,214 --> 00:05:26,477 - Hey, babe, you don't mind if we order food here, right? 152 00:05:26,521 --> 00:05:28,000 - We were just gonna do a quick in and out. 153 00:05:28,044 --> 00:05:30,307 - Please, Mom? I want to hang with the guys. 154 00:05:30,351 --> 00:05:32,178 - Ah, that's my boy. - [chuckles] 155 00:05:32,222 --> 00:05:34,311 - Hey, and, after, I promise we'll get some ice cream. 156 00:05:34,355 --> 00:05:36,705 - Okay. - You wanna play Belote? 157 00:05:36,748 --> 00:05:38,315 - And it wasn't just my dad. 158 00:05:38,359 --> 00:05:40,665 I was surrounded by people working the gimmick. 159 00:05:40,709 --> 00:05:43,015 - I worked a match in Detroit with Playboy Bobby Riggs. 160 00:05:43,059 --> 00:05:45,540 Ton of talent, man. Terrible body. 161 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:47,106 - He looked like a loaf of bread, huh? 162 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:49,457 - Bobby Riggs is funny guy. Like the Burt Reynolds. 163 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,023 - No, he's gotta work the gimmick. 164 00:05:51,067 --> 00:05:54,984 Wild Samoans, André the Giant, "Soul Man" Rocky Johnson. 165 00:05:55,027 --> 00:05:57,073 - You can have all the skill of the world, right? 166 00:05:57,116 --> 00:05:58,509 But if the audience don't buy your look-- 167 00:05:58,553 --> 00:05:59,858 - You'll never get over. 168 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:02,034 - His beige trunks aren't doing him any favors. 169 00:06:02,078 --> 00:06:03,384 [laughter] 170 00:06:03,427 --> 00:06:05,690 - How's your girlfriend doing? - Not so great. 171 00:06:05,734 --> 00:06:07,431 She stabbed me. - [gasps] 172 00:06:07,475 --> 00:06:11,609 - I've come a long way from when Peter--miss you, Peter. 173 00:06:11,653 --> 00:06:12,915 Love you, High Chief-- 174 00:06:12,958 --> 00:06:15,004 from when he first took me to his matches. 175 00:06:15,047 --> 00:06:17,180 I thought he was really getting hurt. 176 00:06:17,223 --> 00:06:18,486 Aah! 177 00:06:18,529 --> 00:06:21,358 [screaming] - Lia, no, Lia, no, no, Lia! 178 00:06:21,402 --> 00:06:23,708 - [laughs] I bet the crowd loved it. 179 00:06:23,752 --> 00:06:25,101 Now that's a shoot. [laughter] 180 00:06:25,144 --> 00:06:27,059 - I don't get why there's so many rules. 181 00:06:27,103 --> 00:06:29,410 It's all fake anyway. 182 00:06:33,631 --> 00:06:35,720 What happened? 183 00:06:35,764 --> 00:06:38,897 [thudding footsteps] 184 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:46,731 [wind blowing] 185 00:06:48,777 --> 00:06:52,171 [heartbeat thudding] 186 00:06:55,131 --> 00:06:57,307 - Does this feel fake? 187 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,091 Then it's not fake. 188 00:06:59,135 --> 00:07:01,267 You never use the F word. 189 00:07:01,311 --> 00:07:02,443 Comprends? 190 00:07:02,486 --> 00:07:04,836 - Yes. - Good. 191 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,099 [chuckles] Now we hug. 192 00:07:07,143 --> 00:07:09,319 Huh? 193 00:07:09,798 --> 00:07:10,842 - I did not raise him like that. 194 00:07:10,886 --> 00:07:11,930 - That's your boy. - I'm so sorry. 195 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:14,280 That's your boy. - Your move. 196 00:07:14,324 --> 00:07:15,717 - Let's go. 197 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,414 [indistinct chatter] 198 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:19,111 - Slight change of plans. 199 00:07:19,155 --> 00:07:21,244 I'm gonna go grab drinks with the guys. 200 00:07:21,287 --> 00:07:22,811 - I knew we shouldn't have stopped here. 201 00:07:22,854 --> 00:07:24,508 - It's just André's thinking 202 00:07:24,552 --> 00:07:25,770 about investing in this tiki bar, 203 00:07:25,814 --> 00:07:27,206 and he wants us to check it out. 204 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:29,034 - I want you all to be honest with me. 205 00:07:29,078 --> 00:07:31,210 - You promised Dewey you'd take him for ice cream, Rocky. 206 00:07:31,254 --> 00:07:32,647 - Dewey will be fine. 207 00:07:32,690 --> 00:07:34,518 Hey, Dewey. 208 00:07:35,954 --> 00:07:37,478 Daddy's got to go take care of some business 209 00:07:37,521 --> 00:07:39,044 with André and the guys. 210 00:07:39,088 --> 00:07:40,785 So we're gonna have to rain check on that ice cream. 211 00:07:40,829 --> 00:07:42,047 - Can I go with you? 212 00:07:42,091 --> 00:07:44,310 - I'm sorry, buddy. It's adult stuff. 213 00:07:44,354 --> 00:07:47,270 But hey, ice cream for breakfast tomorrow. 214 00:07:48,532 --> 00:07:49,794 I'll see you later. 215 00:07:49,838 --> 00:07:51,796 I love you. - Love you too. 216 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,190 - Okay. - Bye. 217 00:07:56,845 --> 00:07:58,629 Hey, come on. Let's go. 218 00:07:58,673 --> 00:08:01,284 You ready to go? - Mom, why doesn't Dad 219 00:08:01,327 --> 00:08:02,807 let me do anything with him? 220 00:08:06,245 --> 00:08:08,247 - [chuckles] 221 00:08:08,291 --> 00:08:10,119 Can you keep a secret? 222 00:08:10,162 --> 00:08:12,643 I told your dad I wouldn't tell you, but... 223 00:08:12,687 --> 00:08:14,863 the president called earlier today. 224 00:08:14,906 --> 00:08:17,779 Now, he can't talk about it or give any details, 225 00:08:17,822 --> 00:08:21,304 but it's big, and no one can know. 226 00:08:21,347 --> 00:08:23,611 - Like in "Shogun Warriors"? 227 00:08:23,654 --> 00:08:25,090 - Mm-hmm. 228 00:08:25,134 --> 00:08:26,439 - Whoa. 229 00:08:26,483 --> 00:08:28,354 Does Grandma know? - No. 230 00:08:28,398 --> 00:08:32,010 So let's not mention anything when we go for ice cream, okay? 231 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:34,273 - Okay. - Good boy, go get your shoes. 232 00:08:34,317 --> 00:08:37,320 - Grandma, we're going for ice cream. 233 00:08:37,363 --> 00:08:40,192 - So even though my dad clearly had flaws, 234 00:08:40,236 --> 00:08:43,021 when I was that little boy, he was still my hero. 235 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,371 - Well, it seems like your mom helped with that. 236 00:08:45,415 --> 00:08:47,156 In her own way, she was working the gimmick too, 237 00:08:47,199 --> 00:08:48,897 but for your benefit. - That's right. 238 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:51,160 Working the gimmick was how my family lived, 239 00:08:51,203 --> 00:08:53,205 and we all embraced it. As a matter fact, 240 00:08:53,249 --> 00:08:55,947 it was working the gimmick that eventually led to me stealing. 241 00:08:55,991 --> 00:08:57,645 - Stop! Can we stop? 242 00:08:57,688 --> 00:08:59,472 I don't know if we should be going down this road. 243 00:08:59,516 --> 00:09:01,692 - It's okay, Sandy. And I told you I gonna get 244 00:09:01,736 --> 00:09:03,520 very real with this thing, Randall. 245 00:09:03,564 --> 00:09:05,217 - Yeah, Sandy. - Oh, my God. 246 00:09:05,261 --> 00:09:07,132 - Okay, can we lock the set down, please? 247 00:09:09,744 --> 00:09:10,179 . 248 00:09:10,222 --> 00:09:12,094 - So I'm gonna get real. And the real is 249 00:09:12,137 --> 00:09:13,312 working the gimmick led to me 250 00:09:13,356 --> 00:09:15,488 doing some pretty bad [bleep]. 251 00:09:15,532 --> 00:09:18,187 I'm sorry, Randall, can I say that? 252 00:09:18,230 --> 00:09:20,102 - It's not very presidential, but [bleep] it. 253 00:09:20,145 --> 00:09:21,364 [both chuckle] 254 00:09:21,407 --> 00:09:23,235 - That's my guy. You know, back then, 255 00:09:23,279 --> 00:09:25,455 I wanted people to see me in a certain way, 256 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,675 and I did whatever had to to make that happen. 257 00:09:27,718 --> 00:09:30,678 [upbeat music] 258 00:09:30,721 --> 00:09:33,028 ♪ 259 00:09:33,071 --> 00:09:35,073 - ♪ Hit it 260 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:37,989 ♪ Ooh, baby, baby 261 00:09:38,033 --> 00:09:39,164 - Need any help finding anything? 262 00:09:39,208 --> 00:09:40,862 - Nah, nothing's really catching my eye. 263 00:09:40,905 --> 00:09:42,124 Thanks, though. 264 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:43,821 ♪ 265 00:09:43,865 --> 00:09:46,563 - Was it wrong? Yeah, it was wrong. 266 00:09:46,607 --> 00:09:48,043 But, honestly, who among us hasn't done 267 00:09:48,086 --> 00:09:49,392 a little five-finger boost, huh? 268 00:09:49,435 --> 00:09:51,873 - Right. Or a little credit card fraud. 269 00:09:51,916 --> 00:09:54,397 ♪ 270 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,312 - ♪ Ow! Baby ♪ 271 00:09:56,355 --> 00:09:59,141 ♪ 272 00:09:59,184 --> 00:10:01,709 ♪ Salt-N-Pepa's here 273 00:10:01,752 --> 00:10:05,626 ♪ Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt-N-Pepa's here ♪ 274 00:10:05,669 --> 00:10:09,020 ♪ Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt-N-Pepa's here ♪ 275 00:10:09,064 --> 00:10:12,154 ♪ 276 00:10:12,197 --> 00:10:14,373 - You must be rich. 277 00:10:14,417 --> 00:10:16,245 - [chuckles] Yeah. 278 00:10:16,288 --> 00:10:18,377 ♪ 279 00:10:18,421 --> 00:10:21,032 - What's your name again? 280 00:10:21,076 --> 00:10:23,600 - Tomas. 281 00:10:23,644 --> 00:10:25,776 - ♪ P--push it real good 282 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:27,343 - Tomas? 283 00:10:27,386 --> 00:10:28,605 Why'd you say your name was Tomas? 284 00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:30,781 - 'Cause it sounds way cooler than Dwayne. 285 00:10:30,825 --> 00:10:32,783 Look, new school, new name. 286 00:10:32,827 --> 00:10:34,263 And now that I look rich, 287 00:10:34,306 --> 00:10:36,178 I'm finally getting attention from girls, 288 00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:37,962 like Karen from algebra. 289 00:10:38,006 --> 00:10:40,704 - Big hair Karen? - Fine-ass Karen. 290 00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:42,663 The one who front-knots her PE shirt. 291 00:10:42,706 --> 00:10:43,881 - Oh! 292 00:10:45,753 --> 00:10:47,319 - I couldn't get the security tag thing off, 293 00:10:47,363 --> 00:10:50,061 so I banged it with a rock, and all this ink exploded out. 294 00:10:50,105 --> 00:10:51,933 - Just tell people you spilled your blueberry wine. 295 00:10:51,976 --> 00:10:53,630 - Hmm. 296 00:10:53,674 --> 00:10:55,110 Anyway. 297 00:10:55,153 --> 00:10:58,156 The best part is Karen invited me to a party tonight. 298 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,463 - So life is good, huh? - It is. 299 00:11:00,506 --> 00:11:02,900 - Well, it's not gonna last. Fine-ass Karen aside, 300 00:11:02,944 --> 00:11:04,554 the reason why these girls haven't been giving you 301 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,730 the time of day isn't 'cause you look poor. 302 00:11:06,774 --> 00:11:08,732 It's 'cause you look like a undercover cop. 303 00:11:08,776 --> 00:11:10,778 Like Johnny Depp from "21 Jump Street." 304 00:11:10,821 --> 00:11:14,912 - No one thinks that. - Dwayne, everyone thinks that. 305 00:11:16,435 --> 00:11:18,002 - [whispering] He's looking at me. 306 00:11:18,046 --> 00:11:19,961 He's a cop, like Johnny Depp. 307 00:11:20,004 --> 00:11:21,963 - I'm 15! 308 00:11:22,006 --> 00:11:24,748 - You have a full mustache, and you're bigger than a dad. 309 00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:26,750 You look like you work at a auto parts store. 310 00:11:26,794 --> 00:11:28,143 - Whatever, man. 311 00:11:28,186 --> 00:11:30,493 None of that matters now that I got a girl into me. 312 00:11:30,536 --> 00:11:33,801 - Yeah, but that girl thinks you're rich, and you're not. 313 00:11:33,844 --> 00:11:36,151 And you ain't fooling anybody riding the bus. 314 00:11:36,194 --> 00:11:39,981 [mid-tempo music] 315 00:11:40,024 --> 00:11:46,901 ♪ 316 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:52,384 - Hey, baby. How was school? 317 00:11:52,428 --> 00:11:54,691 - When is Dad getting back with the car? 318 00:11:54,735 --> 00:11:56,693 - When the wrestling convention is over. 319 00:11:56,737 --> 00:11:58,564 He's getting paid to sign autographs. 320 00:11:58,608 --> 00:12:00,697 We could use the money. - We could also use the car. 321 00:12:00,741 --> 00:12:02,568 I'm boxing pizzas after school. 322 00:12:02,612 --> 00:12:04,657 You're cleaning houses, like, five towns away, 323 00:12:04,701 --> 00:12:05,876 and we both have to take the bus. 324 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,443 - What's wrong with taking the bus? 325 00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:08,836 There was a man sitting across from me 326 00:12:08,879 --> 00:12:11,316 playing the flute yesterday. It was beautiful. 327 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,405 - Karen will think I'm poor if she sees me riding the bus. 328 00:12:13,449 --> 00:12:14,755 - Who's Karen? 329 00:12:14,798 --> 00:12:16,365 - Can't we just get another car? 330 00:12:16,408 --> 00:12:18,628 Look, I got some money saved. I can get us one. 331 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,978 - How much money? - $103. 332 00:12:21,022 --> 00:12:23,633 - Dewey, you won't be able to get a car for that. 333 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,504 But you know what you could do? 334 00:12:25,548 --> 00:12:27,637 - Borrow the other 16,000 from you? 335 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,856 - No. 336 00:12:28,899 --> 00:12:30,553 You could help us with groceries and bills. 337 00:12:30,596 --> 00:12:31,946 - Karen doesn't care about that stuff. 338 00:12:31,989 --> 00:12:34,470 - Who's Karen? - She's a pretty girl I like. 339 00:12:34,513 --> 00:12:35,732 - That's what you care about? 340 00:12:35,776 --> 00:12:37,212 Your priorities are out of whack, Dewey. 341 00:12:37,255 --> 00:12:39,997 - Fine. Can you at least cosign on a credit card for me? 342 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:41,912 I mean, it doesn't even have to be a good one. 343 00:12:41,956 --> 00:12:44,175 It can be from Strawbridge & Clothier. 344 00:12:44,219 --> 00:12:45,786 - [scoffs] 345 00:12:47,439 --> 00:12:48,614 - I'm desperate, man. 346 00:12:48,658 --> 00:12:50,312 I've called every ad in the paper. 347 00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:52,270 Nobody's selling their car for 103 bucks. 348 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,011 - Dude, you're not bargaining right. 349 00:12:54,055 --> 00:12:57,188 You gotta start at a dollar and then meet in the middle. 350 00:12:57,232 --> 00:12:58,886 - Need a car? 351 00:13:01,410 --> 00:13:03,542 I got a car for sale, dude. 352 00:13:04,587 --> 00:13:06,937 Well, here she is. 353 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,854 - I'll give you a dollar for it. 354 00:13:10,898 --> 00:13:12,334 - Come on, man. I overheard you say 355 00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:13,944 you had $103. 356 00:13:13,988 --> 00:13:15,076 I'll take that. 357 00:13:15,119 --> 00:13:17,078 - Deal. 358 00:13:17,121 --> 00:13:18,775 - Congrats, kid. 359 00:13:18,819 --> 00:13:22,474 Oh, you're gonna want to wash that key. 360 00:13:24,476 --> 00:13:27,610 [engine roaring] 361 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:31,788 - Man, this ride is smooth. - Dude, yeah. 362 00:13:31,832 --> 00:13:33,703 I'm just trying to get us some tunes here. 363 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,574 This radio only pulls one station. 364 00:13:35,618 --> 00:13:37,663 - Who cares? Blast it. 365 00:13:37,707 --> 00:13:40,841 [opera music playing] 366 00:13:40,884 --> 00:13:47,804 ♪ 367 00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:51,025 What's up? 368 00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:52,330 ♪ 369 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,811 What are those? Chips? 370 00:13:54,855 --> 00:13:56,857 Hey, yep. 371 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:57,945 [music stops] 372 00:13:57,988 --> 00:14:00,686 - So, what's our plan for tonight? 373 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,558 - Grab some beers and hit that Westside party 374 00:14:02,601 --> 00:14:03,776 Karen invited me to. 375 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:05,778 - Okay. Every place around here IDs. 376 00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:07,693 How are we gonna get beers? 377 00:14:07,737 --> 00:14:09,173 - I guess we could hit that one store in the next county 378 00:14:09,217 --> 00:14:10,479 where the dude is blind. 379 00:14:10,522 --> 00:14:11,741 - Where are we heading? - Oh! 380 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,003 Stop the car, stop the car, stop the car! 381 00:14:13,047 --> 00:14:15,484 - Go, go, go, go, go! - Oh, my God. 382 00:14:15,527 --> 00:14:17,747 - Who the hell are you? - I'm Waffle. 383 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,184 Where's Billy? - Billy sold my boy this car. 384 00:14:20,228 --> 00:14:21,838 - [chuckles] Billy is always 385 00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:23,927 selling things Waffle is in. - I'm sure that's true. 386 00:14:23,971 --> 00:14:25,668 Now, can you get out of the car? 387 00:14:25,711 --> 00:14:27,539 - Allow me to present a second option. 388 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,585 Heard you're going to a party on the west side. 389 00:14:29,628 --> 00:14:30,934 What if you let me hitch a ride with you? 390 00:14:30,978 --> 00:14:33,067 My buddy Bernard's townhouse is right there. 391 00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:35,678 - No way. Get out. 392 00:14:35,721 --> 00:14:39,029 - I also heard you say you needed to buy some beer. 393 00:14:39,073 --> 00:14:43,164 ♪ 394 00:14:43,207 --> 00:14:46,167 [upbeat rap music] 395 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:53,130 ♪ 396 00:14:53,174 --> 00:14:55,393 - D, I've got to find the can. I'll see you in there. 397 00:14:57,874 --> 00:15:00,050 - Didn't even say goodbye. 398 00:15:02,966 --> 00:15:04,968 - What the-- 399 00:15:05,012 --> 00:15:06,317 - Waffle? - Hoody. 400 00:15:06,361 --> 00:15:10,495 - [groaning] 401 00:15:10,539 --> 00:15:12,584 - He's a good guy. 402 00:15:15,979 --> 00:15:20,027 Five-finger boost, huh? You know, you remind me of me. 403 00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:21,419 - No offense, Waffle, 404 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,073 but me and you are not the same. 405 00:15:23,117 --> 00:15:24,727 - I was once a poor kid 406 00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,816 trying to impress people that don't matter. 407 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,426 - You gotta see this girl. 408 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,037 Trust me. She matters. 409 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:33,040 - I promise you, in ten years, she won't. 410 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,216 The only things that really matter are your family, 411 00:15:35,259 --> 00:15:36,652 your integrity, 412 00:15:36,695 --> 00:15:39,220 and freezing your eggs if you're a lady. 413 00:15:39,263 --> 00:15:41,744 - That's real bleak, Waffle. - It's not bleak. 414 00:15:41,787 --> 00:15:44,007 It's about priorities. 415 00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:45,922 If I could do it all over again, 416 00:15:45,966 --> 00:15:47,750 I would have cared more about the people 417 00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:51,449 who, you know, cared about me. 418 00:15:52,276 --> 00:15:55,149 [engine puttering] 419 00:15:57,281 --> 00:15:58,413 [brakes squeak] 420 00:15:58,456 --> 00:16:00,197 - Need a ride? 421 00:16:00,241 --> 00:16:01,242 - Dewey? 422 00:16:01,285 --> 00:16:03,896 - Get in. I'll explain. 423 00:16:09,293 --> 00:16:10,555 - [gasps] - Hey, Mama. 424 00:16:10,599 --> 00:16:13,384 I'm Waffle. - Hello, Waffle. 425 00:16:13,428 --> 00:16:15,691 Whose car is this? - It's ours. 426 00:16:15,734 --> 00:16:19,260 Mine and yours. Look what $103 can buy. 427 00:16:19,303 --> 00:16:21,218 [engine putters] 428 00:16:21,262 --> 00:16:24,395 It has seat belts, a hole where a cigarette lighter was. 429 00:16:24,439 --> 00:16:26,006 It gets the news. 430 00:16:26,049 --> 00:16:28,617 You love the news. - [laughs] 431 00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:30,967 - I'm sorry about earlier. 432 00:16:31,011 --> 00:16:33,056 - I'm glad you got the car you needed. 433 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,189 - Look, there's a lot of things that we need, 434 00:16:35,232 --> 00:16:37,495 and I'm gonna start helping with that. 435 00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:41,499 But I promise you one thing. 436 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,110 One day, I'm gonna get you a Cadillac. 437 00:16:43,153 --> 00:16:44,198 - A red one? 438 00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:45,547 You know my favorite color is red. 439 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:46,809 - All the colors. 440 00:16:46,852 --> 00:16:48,245 Look, one for every day of the week. 441 00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:51,292 - Or seven red ones. - Or seven red ones. 442 00:16:51,335 --> 00:16:53,816 - [laughs] 443 00:16:53,859 --> 00:16:56,862 Oh, seven red ones. 444 00:16:58,690 --> 00:17:01,650 - Bye. - Bye, Mama! 445 00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:03,478 - Hey, man, I appreciate that advice you gave me. 446 00:17:03,521 --> 00:17:05,175 - Hey, no problem, kid. 447 00:17:05,219 --> 00:17:07,134 I can tell how much you and your mom love each other. 448 00:17:07,177 --> 00:17:09,484 I know you're gonna give her all those things one day. 449 00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:11,355 - I mean, I hope so. - No, no, no. 450 00:17:11,399 --> 00:17:13,531 No, you will. - [chuckles] 451 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,273 - As long as you keep doing one thing. 452 00:17:16,317 --> 00:17:18,623 All you got to do is-- 453 00:17:19,537 --> 00:17:22,801 [groans] 454 00:17:24,673 --> 00:17:27,241 - All you got to do is what? 455 00:17:27,284 --> 00:17:29,634 Waffle? Waf-- 456 00:17:29,678 --> 00:17:32,681 Yeah, there's a dead guy named Waffle in a random Thunderbird 457 00:17:32,724 --> 00:17:34,161 that's officially owned by nobody. 458 00:17:34,204 --> 00:17:36,250 Yeah, my name is Mayor McCheese. 459 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:40,341 . 460 00:17:40,384 --> 00:17:43,561 - Gosh, I wasn't expecting to care about Waffle so much. 461 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,954 - I know, right? 462 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,260 Every time I pass a Waffle House, 463 00:17:46,303 --> 00:17:48,000 I always kiss my fingers and point to the sky. 464 00:17:48,044 --> 00:17:49,393 [kisses] That's for you, Waffle. 465 00:17:49,437 --> 00:17:51,700 - And you kept the promise you made to your mom. 466 00:17:51,743 --> 00:17:54,833 I believe we have a picture of one of the cars you gave her? 467 00:17:54,877 --> 00:17:56,183 - [chuckles] Mama Rock. 468 00:17:56,226 --> 00:17:58,098 She just loves her red Caddies. 469 00:17:58,141 --> 00:17:59,490 - I need to call my mom. [chuckles] 470 00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:02,537 Last time I talked to her was... 471 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,016 30 years ago. 472 00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:05,975 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 473 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:09,021 [fireplace cracking] 474 00:18:09,065 --> 00:18:10,501 Now, was it at this point in your life 475 00:18:10,545 --> 00:18:12,721 when you decided to stop working the gimmick? 476 00:18:12,764 --> 00:18:15,506 - The truth is, I've never stopped working the gimmick. 477 00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:18,727 I've just learned to make the gimmick work for me. 478 00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:19,902 I started figuring it out 479 00:18:19,945 --> 00:18:21,382 when I got to the University of Miami. 480 00:18:21,425 --> 00:18:23,210 - Oh, you were there on a football scholarship, 481 00:18:23,253 --> 00:18:25,037 a five-star recruit coming out of high school. 482 00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:26,691 - And I was fired up 483 00:18:26,735 --> 00:18:31,261 because in 1990, the U wasn't just a football team. 484 00:18:31,305 --> 00:18:33,568 We were a movement. 485 00:18:33,611 --> 00:18:35,526 Three national titles under three different 486 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:36,875 head coaches in the '80s. 487 00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:39,878 An incubator for future stars. [chuckles] 488 00:18:39,922 --> 00:18:42,446 You know the 'Canes became legends for the joy 489 00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:45,710 they played with and, of course, that swagger, baby. 490 00:18:45,754 --> 00:18:48,060 - ♪ Coolin' in Miami one summer day ♪ 491 00:18:48,104 --> 00:18:50,715 ♪ Driving down the streets along the bay ♪ 492 00:18:50,759 --> 00:18:53,370 - When I got to Miami, I just wanted to fit in. 493 00:18:53,414 --> 00:18:56,460 I had no intention of working the gimmick. 494 00:18:56,504 --> 00:18:59,768 I was just gonna keep my head down and grind. 495 00:18:59,811 --> 00:19:06,688 ♪ 496 00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:09,212 - There he is. The Beast of Bethlehem. 497 00:19:09,256 --> 00:19:10,735 - What up, Coach Orgeron? 498 00:19:10,779 --> 00:19:13,216 - How the hell are you, son? Welcome to Miami football. 499 00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:14,391 Hey, you want some coffee? 500 00:19:14,435 --> 00:19:15,914 - No, thanks. I don't drink coffee. 501 00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:17,525 - Oh, me neither. I chew it. 502 00:19:17,568 --> 00:19:19,701 Sends it straight to the blood. 503 00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,703 All right, first D-line meeting's at noon. 504 00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:23,748 - Yes, sir. 505 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:25,750 - Yo, what's up man? 506 00:19:25,794 --> 00:19:27,578 Jessie Armstead, best linebacker in the country. 507 00:19:27,622 --> 00:19:29,101 - Hey. - Russell Maryland, 508 00:19:29,145 --> 00:19:30,581 young D-line legend. 509 00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:32,757 - Dwayne Johnson, Beast of Bethlehem. 510 00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:35,107 Also known as Hitzilla, Edward Blitzerhands, 511 00:19:35,151 --> 00:19:37,545 and the Chairman of Goldman "Sacks." 512 00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:38,850 - Yeah, we know. 513 00:19:38,894 --> 00:19:41,157 Your dad was here an hour ago bragging on you. 514 00:19:41,201 --> 00:19:43,203 - My dad was here? - Yeah, Rocky Johnson. 515 00:19:43,246 --> 00:19:44,421 I used to watch him when I was a kid. 516 00:19:44,465 --> 00:19:47,163 I even got his autograph. Check it out. 517 00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:48,817 - [chuckles] - Congrats, man. 518 00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:50,601 He said you was gonna be on the Wheaties box. 519 00:19:50,645 --> 00:19:51,950 - What? 520 00:19:51,994 --> 00:19:53,474 - Some next generation athlete-type thing. 521 00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:55,258 When's it hit the shelves? 522 00:19:55,302 --> 00:19:58,087 - You know, we did that for Wheaties Asia, 523 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,263 so it's not coming out in the States. 524 00:20:00,307 --> 00:20:01,699 - Even better. I've got some family 525 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,135 out in Singapore. Maybe they can peep it. 526 00:20:03,179 --> 00:20:04,615 - Oh, no. See, that's the thing. 527 00:20:04,659 --> 00:20:07,618 That's South Asia, and it's coming out in North Asia. 528 00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:11,796 - You're lying to the wrong geography buffs. 529 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,973 - Yeah, wait till my uncle in Singapore hear about this. 530 00:20:15,017 --> 00:20:17,367 [scoffs] Freshmen, man. 531 00:20:17,411 --> 00:20:18,586 - Dad, you were here this morning? 532 00:20:18,629 --> 00:20:19,761 - Drove all the way from Tampa 533 00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:21,110 to be there when the gym opened. 534 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,634 I go outta my way to set my son up for success. 535 00:20:23,678 --> 00:20:25,375 - Yeah, but you didn't even come see me. 536 00:20:25,419 --> 00:20:27,072 - That would have spoiled the surprise. 537 00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:30,554 - What surprise? - I put you over with the guys. 538 00:20:30,598 --> 00:20:31,816 It was your first day in the program, 539 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:33,427 and I wanted to make you look good. 540 00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:35,342 - What, by telling them I was gonna be on a Wheaties box? 541 00:20:35,385 --> 00:20:36,952 - Surprise! 542 00:20:36,995 --> 00:20:38,867 [chuckles] You're surprised, ain't you? 543 00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:40,347 - No, I'm not surprised. 544 00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:41,957 I had to cover and tell 'em it was for Wheaties Asia. 545 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,480 - Wheaties Asia? No. 546 00:20:43,524 --> 00:20:44,829 No, son. You're messing it up. 547 00:20:44,873 --> 00:20:47,179 Look, all you gotta do is work the gimmick. 548 00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:48,311 - There is no gimmick to work. 549 00:20:48,355 --> 00:20:50,226 I'm not gonna be on a Wheaties box. 550 00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:52,184 - But they don't know that. 551 00:20:52,228 --> 00:20:53,360 [disconnect tone] Hello? 552 00:20:53,403 --> 00:20:54,665 - Hey, champ, 553 00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:56,319 truck's loaded up and all ready for delivery. 554 00:20:56,363 --> 00:20:57,494 - You got it, boss. 555 00:20:57,538 --> 00:21:00,018 I'm just on the phone with my kid. 556 00:21:00,062 --> 00:21:01,324 All right, son. 557 00:21:01,368 --> 00:21:03,065 Father's gotta go back to work. 558 00:21:03,108 --> 00:21:04,371 [chuckles] 559 00:21:04,414 --> 00:21:06,895 Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm not the best. 560 00:21:06,938 --> 00:21:08,244 God's the best. 561 00:21:08,288 --> 00:21:10,290 [chuckles] 562 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:17,819 [truck reverse beeping] 563 00:21:22,084 --> 00:21:24,042 - ♪ All aboard 564 00:21:24,086 --> 00:21:27,350 [laughs] 565 00:21:27,394 --> 00:21:29,439 [upbeat music] 566 00:21:29,483 --> 00:21:31,049 ♪ Ay 567 00:21:31,093 --> 00:21:38,274 ♪ 568 00:21:53,158 --> 00:21:56,945 ♪ 569 00:21:56,988 --> 00:21:58,250 - Kid's knocking those out. 570 00:21:58,294 --> 00:22:00,296 - Yeah. - What's he on? 571 00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:03,255 - 20. - Okay, okay. 572 00:22:03,299 --> 00:22:04,822 ♪ 573 00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:07,085 all: 25, 26... 574 00:22:07,129 --> 00:22:09,392 27, 28... 575 00:22:09,436 --> 00:22:11,394 29, 30... 576 00:22:11,438 --> 00:22:13,265 - Come on, come on. 577 00:22:13,309 --> 00:22:14,571 all: 31... 578 00:22:14,615 --> 00:22:15,920 - All right, come in, come in! 579 00:22:15,964 --> 00:22:20,055 32, 33... 580 00:22:20,098 --> 00:22:21,926 34! [clamoring] 581 00:22:21,970 --> 00:22:23,188 ♪ 582 00:22:23,232 --> 00:22:25,408 35! 583 00:22:25,452 --> 00:22:29,934 ♪ 584 00:22:29,978 --> 00:22:33,242 36! - Yeah! 585 00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:36,332 [cheering] 586 00:22:36,376 --> 00:22:38,726 - Damn. Your dad wasn't lying. 587 00:22:38,769 --> 00:22:41,903 - You better eat your Wheaties, Asia. 588 00:22:41,946 --> 00:22:43,905 [laughter] 589 00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:48,431 - That's when I found my version of working the gimmick. 590 00:22:48,475 --> 00:22:51,956 Be me, but with the dial turned up to 11. 591 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,264 So that's who I was every time I flashed the People's Eyebrow. 592 00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:56,744 That's who I was when I threw Ludacris 593 00:22:56,787 --> 00:22:59,703 off a bridge in "Jumanji" five, and that's who I was 594 00:22:59,747 --> 00:23:02,445 when I played Gene Simmons in that Kiss biopic. 595 00:23:02,489 --> 00:23:03,968 - But, Dwayne, I have to ask. 596 00:23:04,012 --> 00:23:06,667 Wouldn't it have been easier to just tell your teammates 597 00:23:06,710 --> 00:23:08,930 that your dad made that whole Wheaties thing up? 598 00:23:08,973 --> 00:23:10,366 - Yeah, of course it would have been easier, 599 00:23:10,410 --> 00:23:11,759 but I couldn't do that, Randall. 600 00:23:11,802 --> 00:23:14,936 That's my dad. The truth is, in his way, 601 00:23:14,979 --> 00:23:18,113 he pushed me to do things I never would have done. 602 00:23:18,156 --> 00:23:19,810 - Well, can you give us some more details? 603 00:23:19,854 --> 00:23:22,378 Like, how did you get from Hawaii to Pennsylvania? 604 00:23:22,422 --> 00:23:24,511 Did you ever know Waffles' last name? 605 00:23:24,554 --> 00:23:26,426 When did you start playing football? 606 00:23:26,469 --> 00:23:27,992 - I'm gonna tell you all of that, Randall, 607 00:23:28,036 --> 00:23:30,212 and much more. And, look, once people 608 00:23:30,255 --> 00:23:32,432 hear these stories about my life and my family, 609 00:23:32,475 --> 00:23:35,913 they're gonna see how much we actually all have in common. 610 00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:37,567 - I can't wait. - That's right. 611 00:23:37,611 --> 00:23:39,395 Oh, and I've got some pretty cool stories 612 00:23:39,439 --> 00:23:41,745 about André the Giant. 613 00:23:41,789 --> 00:23:43,181 - That's a great question. 614 00:23:43,225 --> 00:23:45,140 And so, yes, the dalmatians-- 615 00:23:45,183 --> 00:23:47,011 [screaming] - Hey! 616 00:23:47,055 --> 00:23:49,492 Bonjour, babies. 617 00:23:49,536 --> 00:23:51,668 Let me tell you my career, huh? 618 00:23:51,712 --> 00:23:53,365 What are you looking at? 619 00:23:53,409 --> 00:23:55,063 [children giggling]