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‐ Good evening.
I'm Randall Park.

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As Election Day draws closer,

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we caught up
with Candidate Johnson

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and asked him
how he was feeling.

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‐ Cautiously optimistic
but still confident that

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the American people
believe in our message.

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Big day's almost here, Randall.

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I can taste it.

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‐ And, uh,
what's it taste like?

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‐ Almost as good
as this tequila.

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Almost.

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‐ Probably also
almost as good

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as this hard pear cider.

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‐ That's been expired
for easily over a year.

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[chuckles]

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We save it for the cat.

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‐ Really?
‐ [chuckles]

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‐ So the race is tight.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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‐ No one can predict
which way it's going to go.

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Would you consider
this accomplishment a win,

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no matter the outcome?

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‐ No way, no way.

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‐ There's that legendary
competitive fire.

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‐ I try to do anything
like I do everything,

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and that's with all I got.

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And you can work hard,
but sometimes

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there are variables
you just can't control.

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‐ Of course you're referring to

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not being cast as Pedro Cerrano

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in Lin‐Manuel Miranda's

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musical remake
of "Major League."

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‐ No, not talking about that.

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But that one did sting.

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I'm talking about
playing college football

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in the early '90s
at the University of Miami,

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when I had big dreams
of playing in the NFL,

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and giving my family
a better life.

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‐ All right, folks,
our coverage

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of the 1995 NFL Draft
continues now.

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Let's talk to
the man of the hour,

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Dwayne "Ladybird" Johnson.

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‐ Dwayne, how's it feel

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to be the first pick
in the NFL Draft?

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‐ I'm proof dreams
do come true,

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and a few years ago,
I made a promise.

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I bought my parents a mansion.

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‐ I don't believe it.

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‐ Dwayne...

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Dwayne.

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Dwayne!

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‐ Dwayne.

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You all right?

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‐ Yeah.

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What up, Kev?
‐ You were asleep.

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‐ Yeah, I been working hard
in camp.

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Going after that starting spot.

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Just need to power my body down
for a minute.

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‐ Micro naps.

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Love those.
Check it.

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Boom.

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Refreshed.

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‐ Yo, yo, yo, what up?

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My dogs, my dogs, my dogs.

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Gushers? Gushers, baby?
Gushers?

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[smacks]
‐ Ow!

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Sapp top.
‐ Hey, yo, Sapp.

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This is the D‐line room.

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I think your
tight end meeting's

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at The Old Spaghetti Factory.

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[team chuckles]

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‐ Spaghetti sounds good
right now, but no,

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I'm in the right place.

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Coach said he wanted
to convert me to D‐line.

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So watch out.

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I'm here for your job.

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‐ Okay, okay.

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My acid reflux
is bananas today.

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I'll try not to
take it out on you, okay?

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‐ Even though Sapp was
an insanely talented

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football player,
I was determined

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to show Coach Erickson
I still had what it took

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to be a starter.

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‐ First, camp's wrapping up
in a few days,

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so it's make or break
for a lot of you

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battling for starter spots.

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We got a championship‐caliber
team this year

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and D‐line's
gonna lead the way.

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‐ Yes, sir.
‐ Second, sports agents.

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Now, these jokers
are lurking around,

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trying to wine and dine
some of you.

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‐ Where? Here I am.
[team chuckles]

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‐ It's illegal,
so use your brains.

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Avoid these guys,

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and don't accept
any of their gifts.

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‐ Is a car technically a gift?

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‐ Yes.

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‐ What if it's a Honda Civic?

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‐ It's still a gift.
Moving on.

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‐ What about a sandwich?
‐ What about it?

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‐ Is it a gift? Technically?

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‐ If it's bought for you
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then yes, it's a gift.

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‐ What about a panini?

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‐ All sandwiches
bought by agents are gifts.

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‐ Would you consider a hot dog
a sandwich?

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‐ Damn it, yes!

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‐ See, I disagree.

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‐ Moving on.
Get out your playbooks.

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Let's talk game strategy.

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[chair scooting]

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‐ I forgot mines.

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It's cool if we share?

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Come on, dog.
You hoggin'.

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‐ Sapp was
one of the best athletes

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Miami Football had ever seen.

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But this was my year,

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and I knew I had
nothing to worry about.

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["The Devil Made Me Do It"
by Paris playing]

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♪ ♪

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‐ Yo, I'm not even tired
out here!

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I'm sweating
Cool Water Cologne, baby.

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Sapp, baby!

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Whoo‐hoo‐hoo, Sapp!

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‐ So, yeah.
Obviously, I was wrong.

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‐ Okay, listen up.

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Uh, first of all,

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whoever recommended Zantac
for my heartburn,

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thank you.
Honestly, life‐changing.

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‐ You're welcome, Coach.
[team chuckles]

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‐ Second,
season starts in a week,

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and the coaches have
made their decisions

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on our first string defense.

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I know how hard you all worked
in the off‐season,

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and I'm proud of you, okay?

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Each and every one of you.

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Okay, starting D‐line
will be...

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Madearis,

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Patrick,

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Miller,

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and Sapp.

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‐ All right.
[applause]

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‐ Was there ever
a doubt about this?

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‐ Hey, you guys all earned it.

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But remember,
anything can happen, okay?

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You need to go
out there each week,

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and you need to fight for it.

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Okay, starting corners
will be...

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[indistinct chatter]

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‐ Yes, that's right.
It's a six‐day,

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seven‐night cruise
around the Keys.

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[phones ringing]
Of course that's all included.

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Sure, I'm happy
to walk you through

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those family packages again.

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Just let me place you
on a brief hold.

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[phone ringing]

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‐ They're still winning,
40 to 3.

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‐ Why is the Miami mascot

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like a duck with no pants?

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‐ Has Dewey played yet?

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‐ Not yet, but we saw him
on the sidelines.

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Best looking kid on the bench.

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‐ Look, I'm stuck at work.

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I can't make it home in time

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before the end of the game,
so just make sure

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you tape the whole thing.

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‐ I always do.

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‐ The whole thing, Rocky.

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Sometimes the band members
get knocked down

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by celebrating players, and
I think that's really funny.

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‐ Yes, I will tape
the whole thing.

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[line switches]

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‐ So for our family packages‐‐

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‐ Oh!

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That's a bad man!
[laughs]

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‐ In on the tackle
back at the 42,

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Mr. Sapp, Mr. Reilly.

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‐ I might not have been
gotten starting job,

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but I tried to stay motivated

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and tried to stay ready.

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[alarm buzzes]

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[funky music playing]

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♪ ♪

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But I didn't get my number
called as much as I'd hoped.

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‐ Late in the fourth quarter,
Miami 22, Nebraska 0.

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‐ And before you knew it,

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we were playing for
the national championship.

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‐ The Hurricanes
are four minutes away

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from being national champions.

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[shouts and impacts]

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‐ That's what's up!
That's what's up!

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[whistle blows]

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‐ Dewey hasn't played
a single snap yet.

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‐ Well, at least his uniform
is nice and clean.

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Saves someone
in the locker room a wash.

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‐ Miami mascot is a mess.

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Oh, the other mascot.

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Nice cowboy.

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Handsome.

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Like Lee Marvin.

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[whistle blows]

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‐ Okay, Dwayne, let's go.
You're in,

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‐ Yes, Coach.
[team cheering]

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This is it!

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[whistle blows]
‐ Fourth down.

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‐ That was it?

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‐ It was so exciting
to see you

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win the championship, Dewey.

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Did you see those band members
get knocked down?

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The boy with the tuba
just kept rolling.

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‐ I'm sorry you drove
all the way out here

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just to see me get in
for only one play.

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‐ A great play,
my favorite play.

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‐ And I can't wait to see
your championship ring.

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A man needs jewelry
with a story.

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‐ Yes, Peter used
to always talk

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about the earring he got
from Sean Connery.

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‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Here you go.

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‐ Oh, uh, um‐‐

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we have a coupon
for half‐off appetizers.

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It's at your Tampa location,
but I called ahead.

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They said it's still in‐state,
so they'd accept it.

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‐ Oh, okay.

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‐ And we'll split the rest
over these two cards here.

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‐ Oh, oh, sorry.

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And I have one
for a complimentary dessert.

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So whenever you're ready,

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we'll take an "Oreo Mess."

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‐ Hey, thanks for dinner.

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Next year, it's gonna be
my treat.

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‐ We're so proud of you, Dewey.

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[speaking Samoan]

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We are a family of champions.

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‐ Yes, we are.

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I'm gonna work my ass off
all summer.

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Next year, I'm gonna dominate.

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From there, it's
a straight path to the NFL.

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Nobody's gonna outwork me.

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‐ Your "Mess."

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‐ [gasps]
‐ All right.

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[chuckles]

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What‐‐whoa, whoa.
What y'all doing?

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‐ Just‐‐
[spoons click]

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‐ That summer, I took
my training to the next level.

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[determined rock music
playing]

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♪ ♪

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[panting]

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I've said before that the gym
has always been my sanctuary.

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Well, that summer,
it was my church,

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my alter to sweat,

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my‐‐
‐ Yo.

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You done with this machine yet?

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‐ You see my towels
are still there, right?

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My basilica of grime.

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It was my workshop,
and I was its Build‐A‐Bear.

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Is there a better time
that I could call‐‐

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As hard as I trained,

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the toughest part
of that summer

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was when my mom got me
a job at her work

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so I could help out
with the bills.

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00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,983
‐ It's five months in Cabo,
all expenses included.

261
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,029
Whoops!

262
00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,780
Sorry about that,
my ear got too sweaty.

263
00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:54,200
Uh, as well as free T‐shirts
from The Giggling Marlin.

264
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,369
‐ I hated seeing my mom
in that place.

265
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,538
It was 100 degrees, no AC,

266
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,540
and you only got paid
in commissions.

267
00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:01,750
It made me double down on

268
00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,501
my promise
to get her out of there,

269
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,629
even if I had to adjust
my expectations slightly.

270
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:07,672
‐ All right, folks,

271
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,883
our coverage
of the 1995 NFL Draft

272
00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,634
continues now.

273
00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,386
We go to the 25th pick,

274
00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:16,556
Dwayne "My Real Name Is Karen"
Johnson.

275
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,724
If you don't
get the reference,

276
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,226
that's Whoopi Goldberg's
birth name.

277
00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,896
Okay, over to you.
‐ Thanks, Chris.

278
00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:26,024
Dwayne, how does it feel to be
the 25th pick in the NFL Draft?

279
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,484
‐ Well, it feels great.

280
00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,069
I'm gonna haunt the dreams
of the 24 teams

281
00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,820
that passed on me but‐‐

282
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,530
oh, and one more thing.

283
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,366
I bought my parents
a tasteful, ranch‐style home.

284
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,577
‐ Perfect, no stairs.

285
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,995
‐ Horizontal livin'.

286
00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:42,624
‐ By the end of the summer,
I was ready to roll.

287
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,918
I was gonna take
that intensity back to Miami

288
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,337
and be the first guy
in the gym every morning.

289
00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:50,507
[determined rock music]

290
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:54,427
♪ ♪

291
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,722
I was taking command
of my future.

292
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,891
‐ [grunting]

293
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,434
‐ But, like I said,

294
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,938
sometimes there are variables
you can't control.

295
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,941
‐ [strained breathing]
‐ Hey.

296
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:12,112
‐ [grunts]

297
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,030
‐ Yo, Dwayne Johnson.
D‐line.

298
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,782
‐ Ray Lewis.

299
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,075
Freshman linebacker.

300
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,961
‐ I thought I'd be the first
person here at 5:00 a. m.

301
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:28,962
‐ The assistant coach
I had to call

302
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,630
to open up the weight room,

303
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,216
he thought the same thing.

304
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,801
[both chuckling]

305
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,386
‐ It's good to have
some company.

306
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:37,470
‐ Man, hell yeah.

307
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,722
The break of dawn boys.
‐ Yeah, that's it.

308
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,808
Hey, let me know if you have
any questions about anything.

309
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,102
‐ My only question is,

310
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,479
which way to
the starting lineup?

311
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,315
‐ Looks like you're gonna
fit in here just fine, Ray.

312
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,651
‐ Let's see what they do here
on second and long.

313
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,612
A screen pass to Thomas.

314
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,781
And Ray Lewis said,
"I told you."

315
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,159
[both cheering]

316
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,910
‐ Man, that kid's unbelievable.

317
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,162
‐ Guy is a natural, brother.

318
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,746
He was born in the back field.

319
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:04,789
‐ Hey, it's natural talent,

320
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,124
but that guy's busting his ass

321
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,334
in the gym with me
every morning.

322
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,004
Man, I just wish
I could be out there with him.

323
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,839
‐ Nah, man, not me.

324
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,175
I'm happy right here
on the sideline.

325
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,801
No chance of injury,
and we still get

326
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,011
the social juice
of being on the team.

327
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,846
‐ Social juice?
Who cares about social‐‐

328
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:20,972
nah, man.

329
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,307
This is my future.

330
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,017
I just got to stay ready,
wait for my shot

331
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,185
to show 'em
what I'm capable of.

332
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,312
‐ I hear you, bro.
I'm just saying.

333
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,981
Not all of us need to be
masters of the universe.

334
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,107
Some of us are happy with

335
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,859
middle management
at State Farm,

336
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,527
with a cute wife
with a drinking problem.

337
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,528
‐ Carlos!

338
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,821
‐ That's my girl, Trish,
right there.

339
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,365
‐ Carlos, wave to me!

340
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,700
I'm with Lisa!

341
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,076
‐ Hey, baby!

342
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,748
‐ There's no way
I'm middle management.

343
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,875
I'm gonna do big things.

344
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,043
‐ Dewey, you're in.
Let's go.

345
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,961
‐ Ready, Coach.

346
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,964
["Ladies First"
by Queen Latifah playing]

347
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,717
‐ 35 yards and a sack.
Down he goes. Dwayne Johnson.

348
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,552
‐ I read somewhere
he was thrown out of‐‐

349
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,222
‐ 267 pound junior on‐‐

350
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,308
‐ His father was a tag‐team
champion back in 1984.

351
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,643
‐ Here comes
the number one king.

352
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:10,355
‐ Marley is all over him
along with Johnson.

353
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,815
‐ Floyd is in.
We're done.

354
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,901
♪ ♪

355
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,070
‐ Number 94,

356
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,488
Dwayne Johnson.

357
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,823
‐ Oh, it's my boy!

358
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,575
[laughing]

359
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,702
‐ Look at how old
the other team's coach is.

360
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,912
Like a grandpa!

361
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,914
[phone ringing]

362
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,416
‐ Babe, Dewey just made
an amazing play.

363
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,253
He sacked the quarterback
who won the Heisman Trophy.

364
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,837
‐ Yes, that's great.

365
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:35,922
Will you write down
the player's name

366
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,258
so I can send his mother
a note?

367
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,342
‐ Okay.

368
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,928
‐ Hey, you got a second, Coach?

369
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,263
‐ Sure, Dewey.
Take a seat.

370
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,014
‐ Even though I never started,

371
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,433
I got some decent playing time
and made the most of it.

372
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,936
I thought it might be enough
to get noticed.

373
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,271
I just wanted to ask you
about something.

374
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,064
‐ Girl advice?
Be straightforward, okay?

375
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,524
Don't play mind games.
‐ Oh, no, no, no‐‐

376
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,441
‐ Be a gentleman,
open the door.

377
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,443
‐ No, it's not that.
It's, um,

378
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,279
well, I heard that NFL scouts

379
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,614
usually ask for tape on players
they're interested in,

380
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,367
and I was just curious
if you got any calls for me.

381
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,538
‐ You know, Dwayne,
you're one of

382
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,123
the hardest working guys
I've ever had here.

383
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,332
You're a fine player.

384
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,042
Hardest working
in the weight room,

385
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,128
practice sessions,
film sessions.

386
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,963
Hell, I wish half these guys

387
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,923
had 1/10 of your work ethic.

388
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,633
‐ Thank you, Coach.

389
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:24,304
‐ Which is why
I have a question for you.

390
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,889
You ever consider
going into coaching?

391
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,058
‐ Uh, what?

392
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,643
‐ You got the skillset
to be a great one.

393
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,979
Dependable, diligent‐‐

394
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,230
‐ And then he says

395
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:35,940
I can do anything
I put my mind to.

396
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,317
[all groan]

397
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,318
‐ That's brutal, man.

398
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,986
‐ Man, somebody get my man here

399
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:40,987
another drink, please.

400
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,321
‐ I mean, he called me dutiful.

401
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,615
‐ That's like what
my grandma calls my mom.

402
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,908
‐ That's real messed up.

403
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,953
‐ Has Coach Erickson ever
called any of you guys dutiful?

404
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,038
all: Hell no.

405
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,706
‐ The last thing
he called me was

406
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,459
"a rolling ball
of butcher knives."

407
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,128
‐ Sapp!
Hell of a game you played.

408
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,130
‐ Yo, what's up,
Uncle Luke, man!

409
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,174
I appreciate it, man.
I appreciate it.

410
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:05,136
‐ And Ray Ray!
Freshman tackling machine.

411
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,095
‐ Yeah, I told y'all
I was gonna put

412
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,180
a hurtin' on 'em, Uncle L.

413
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,514
‐ That sack on third down
was like

414
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,349
the most beautiful thing
I ever seen.

415
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,018
And I've witnessed
a bluebird hatching.

416
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,102
[all laughing]

417
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,687
‐ Hello, Luther.

418
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,023
‐ Luther? You one of
my mama's work friends?

419
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,191
[chuckling]

420
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,859
‐ Hey, fellas.
Quick question:

421
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,694
what is black, white,
and green?

422
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,696
You guys, me, and all the money
we're gonna make together.

423
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,989
all: Hey!

424
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,365
‐ I like the way he talking.

425
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:29,368
‐ Y'all know Drew, right?
Sports agent for the stars.

426
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,703
Now when it's your turn
to go pro,

427
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,831
he's gon' make you rich.
‐ That's right.

428
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,750
Hey, man.
How you doing?

429
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,376
‐ Me?
‐ Him?

430
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,337
‐ Yeah, you, big fella.

431
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,047
‐ Uh, yeah, good.
‐ Great, glad to hear it.

432
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,215
Mind if I sit down?

433
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,716
‐ Uh, yeah.
Sure.

434
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,343
‐ All right, cool.
I'll just steal your seat.

435
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,307
‐ Yeah, yeah.
You know, I was

436
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,975
kinda running late
for this other meeting

437
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,394
with this, uh,
this other agent.

438
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,063
‐ All right,
I have everyone's number

439
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,232
in this phone.
Name someone.

440
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,400
‐ Kevin Kline.
‐ Have it, boom!

441
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,401
‐ Yo, it's in that?
It's in that?

442
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,861
Dude, that's crazy.

443
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,696
‐ If you said Phoebe Cates,
then I'd be impressed.

444
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,531
‐ Phoebe Cates?

445
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,200
‐ Boom, gotcha!
‐ Yo!

446
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,535
He got Phoebe Cates
in that mug!

447
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,125
‐ I've always believed
that no good happens

448
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:17,959
without hard work.

449
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,168
But sometimes accepting that

450
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,254
that's still not enough,

451
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,338
that's the tough one.

452
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,881
‐ So I take it things
didn't turn around

453
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,007
your senior season?

454
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,425
‐ Well, you know,
I played well.

455
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,219
But I never got
the starting job,

456
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,346
and before you know it,
just like that,

457
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,098
my college football career
was over.

458
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,017
And it felt like
my dreams were, too.

459
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,228
‐ And now let's talk
to Dwayne Johnson.

460
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,938
‐ Thanks, Reggie.
Dwayne, how does it feel

461
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,523
to be "Mr. Irrelevant,"

462
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,441
the last pick in the NFL Draft?

463
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,402
‐ Reggie?
Where's Chris Berman?

464
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,945
‐ He left six rounds ago.

465
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,738
He had tickets to
"The Unsinkable Molly Brown."

466
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,073
‐ Oh.

467
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,910
So, I bought you guys
a mobile home.

468
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,620
‐ The open road
is my front yard.

469
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,747
‐ You should've just kept
the cash.

470
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,627
‐ Okay, guys, gather up.

471
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,882
[team cheers and applauds]

472
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,133
Okay, we just have

473
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,801
a couple of end‐of‐season
awards to give out,

474
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,219
but first, I just want to say

475
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,638
thank you for all of your
effort and your sacrifice,

476
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,723
especially our seniors.

477
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:17,810
[team applauding]

478
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,979
So the MVP of our team
this year

479
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,064
was also the recipient
of the Bronko Nagurski Award

480
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,817
for best defensive player,

481
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:28,237
the Lombardi Award
for best lineman,

482
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,488
First Team All‐American,

483
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,116
and the Big East
Defensive Player of the Year.

484
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,745
We all look forward to watching
him next year play in the NFL,

485
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:36,829
Warren Sapp.

486
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:41,209
[team cheers and applauds]

487
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,502
‐ Appreciate you, Coach.
Appreciate you.

488
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:47,173
Yo, I just want to say
thank you to all of you

489
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,675
for allowing me to outshine
y'all all these years.

490
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:53,512
[team groans and laughs]

491
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,348
Warren Sapp.
‐ Yeah!

492
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,017
[applause]

493
00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,685
‐ Okay, and the next award.

494
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,811
Coming all the way back from

495
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,605
academic probation to earn

496
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,858
a 2.8 in general studies,

497
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,693
Scholar of the Year,
Mr. Dwayne Johnson.

498
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:14,367
[team cheers]

499
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:17,495
‐ Dewey!

500
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,247
‐ Hey, Coach, is this your dad?

501
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,748
[laughter]

502
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,208
‐ It's Benjamin Franklin, son.

503
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,042
‐ Oh, of course.

504
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,043
Doesn't look like you at all.

505
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:29,882
[team chuckles and cheers]

506
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,175
‐ All right guys,
we're out of here

507
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,343
in three days.
I want everything packed‐‐

508
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,344
‐ Like I've always done

509
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,388
when I don't know
what else to do,

510
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,973
I go home.

511
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,224
My mom wasn't the only one

512
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,309
who was grinding out
a paycheck.

513
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,562
My dad couldn't
book matches anymore,

514
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,565
so he was teaching at
Skinny Jimmy's wrestling camp.

515
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,191
‐ Does this hurt, Richard?

516
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,569
‐ No.
‐ I can tell.

517
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,736
And so can the audience

518
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:51,988
'cause you're not selling
worth a damn.

519
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:52,989
Here, let me show you.

520
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,575
Put me in a sleeper hold.

521
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,577
[choking]

522
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,911
‐ Oh, my God, are you okay?

523
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,746
‐ Richard, I swear to God.

524
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,958
I'm selling.

525
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,710
‐ That Richard is a disgrace.

526
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,087
I wish I could go back in time
and kill his mother.

527
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,589
‐ At least he's having fun.

528
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,424
He's got a good enough job
where he can afford

529
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,592
to pay for these lessons.

530
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,093
What does it matter
if he's bad?

531
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,219
‐ All right, everybody.
Grab your partner.

532
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,429
‐ If it doesn't matter to him,

533
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,598
it doesn't matter to me.

534
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,266
What matters to you, Dewey?

535
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,854
What matters to me?

536
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,606
My family.

537
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,274
Doing something great.

538
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,443
Proving that
I got what it takes.

539
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,777
‐ To do what?

540
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,280
‐ Whatever you got.

541
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,365
‐ You remind me
of your grandfather.

542
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,868
He would say the same thing.
‐ He did?

543
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,286
‐ Everyone thought

544
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,496
that he was too short
to be a wrestler,

545
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,165
so he won the title.

546
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,417
They thought that
wrestlers couldn't act,

547
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,295
so he got cast
in a James Bond movie.

548
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,380
And they thought
wrestlers were dumb,

549
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,966
so he started
his own promotion business.

550
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:56,969
He loved being underestimated.

551
00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,431
‐ Yeah, I admire that.

552
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,475
Wish I felt that way.

553
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,809
‐ Life is tough.

554
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,811
You must be tougher.

555
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,105
People don't believe in
your dream?

556
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,817
Good.
You prove them wrong.

557
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,487
‐ But what if they're right
and I'm the one that's wrong?

558
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,155
‐ You are not wrong.

559
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,324
You're going to
take us with you.

560
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,950
I know that.

561
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,994
You never give up.

562
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,372
We are all going to make it.

563
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:30,169
‐ I'm going to cool down walk
so I don't choke out Richard.

564
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,171
He got drunk and promised
his kid that he'd fight

565
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,341
the ultimate warrior
at next year's WrestleMania.

566
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,426
‐ I'm gonna head down
to the beach with my tire.

567
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:38,344
Do some training.

568
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,012
‐ I thought football was over.

569
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,682
‐ The season's over, but
the NFL combine's coming up.

570
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,602
Got to make sure I put on
a show for those scouts.

571
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,354
Is that my championship ring?

572
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,107
‐ Oh, I like to wear it
to the store.

573
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,650
‐ So, yeah, sometimes

574
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:56,320
there are things in life
you just can't control,

575
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,531
but my family was
never a variable.

576
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:03,202
‐ Okay, try this again.
Richard...

577
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:06,372
‐ They were always there.

578
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:09,542
[upbeat music playing]

579
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:16,465
♪ ♪

580
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,552
‐ So we provide
a discount on a rental car

581
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,304
if you commit to
a midsize or above.

582
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,141
Uh, sorry, I'm just gonna have
to place you on a brief hold.

583
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,392
Dewey, what are you doing here?

584
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,228
‐ Just dropped by
to bring you this.

585
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,397
Might not be able
to get you out of here yet,

586
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,065
but in the meantime,
I can at least make you

587
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,900
a little more comfortable.

588
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,236
‐ Hey, why's she the only one
who gets one of those?

589
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,654
‐ Don't worry
about what she's getting.

590
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,030
Know your role
and shut your mouth.

591
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,407
‐ Get out of here, Carl.

592
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,742
‐ Who's that chiming‐in bitch?

593
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,326
‐ Carl.

594
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,204
Thank you for the fan, baby.

595
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,039
‐ I love you.

596
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,084
Hey, it might take
a little longer,

597
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,754
but I'm getting
to the pros, Mom.

598
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,756
We're gonna make it.

599
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,840
You know, for four years,

600
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,050
I had gone up against
future Hall‐of‐Famers.

601
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,927
And I was good,
but I was never great.

602
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,763
But I still thought I was
good enough to get a shot,

603
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,181
and all I needed was

604
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,349
one NFL team
who believed in me.

605
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,602
‐ So did an NFL team
take a chance on you?

606
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,187
Did you get drafted?

607
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,105
‐ Well, we'll save that story
for another time.

608
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,690
‐ Oh, okay, I can't wait.

609
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,192
‐ It's a good one.

610
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,610
‐ Yeah, I won't have
the hard pear cider next time.

611
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,611
‐ Cheers.

612
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,363
‐ Oh, yes, um...

613
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,787
‐ There you go.

614
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,747
Get it.

615
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,290
‐ Love it.
‐ [laughs]