1 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:05,170 - Good evening. I'm randall park. 2 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,705 As election day draws closer, 3 00:00:06,741 --> 00:00:08,374 we caught up with candidate johnson 4 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:10,476 and asked him how he was feeling. 5 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:13,545 - Cautiously optimistic but still confident that 6 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:15,314 the american people believe in our message. 7 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,982 Big day's almost here, randall. 8 00:00:17,001 --> 00:00:17,916 I can taste it. 9 00:00:17,952 --> 00:00:19,368 - And, uh, what's it taste like? 10 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:20,919 - Almost as good as this tequila. 11 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:21,854 Almost. 12 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:23,422 - Probably also almost as good 13 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:24,890 as this hard pear cider. 14 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:27,159 - That's been expired for easily over a year. 15 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,260 [chuckles] 16 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:29,545 we save it for the cat. 17 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:31,880 - Really? - [chuckles] 18 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:34,049 - so the race is tight. - Mm-hmm. 19 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:36,168 - No one can predict which way it's going to go. 20 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,237 Would you consider this accomplishment a win, 21 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,354 no matter the outcome? 22 00:00:39,390 --> 00:00:41,273 - No way, no way. 23 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:43,442 - There's that legendary competitive fire. 24 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,611 - I try to do anything like I do everything, 25 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:46,779 and that's with all I got. 26 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,614 And you can work hard, but sometimes 27 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,549 there are variables you just can't control. 28 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:51,750 - Of course you're referring to 29 00:00:51,786 --> 00:00:53,652 not being cast as pedro cerrano 30 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,020 in lin-manuel miranda's 31 00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:56,855 musical remake of "major league." 32 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:58,040 - no, not talking about that. 33 00:00:58,075 --> 00:00:59,491 But that one did sting. 34 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:01,076 I'm talking about playing college football 35 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:03,128 in the early '90s at the university of miami, 36 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:05,998 when I had big dreams of playing in the nfl, 37 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:08,217 and giving my family a better life. 38 00:01:08,252 --> 00:01:09,585 - All right, folks, our coverage 39 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:12,554 of the 1995 nfl draft continues now. 40 00:01:12,590 --> 00:01:14,239 Let's talk to the man of the hour, 41 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,108 dwayne "ladybird" johnson. 42 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:17,576 - Dwayne, how's it feel 43 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:19,845 to be the first pick in the nfl draft? 44 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,814 - I'm proof dreams do come true, 45 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:24,683 and a few years ago, I made a promise. 46 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:27,719 I bought my parents a mansion. 47 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:30,055 - I don't believe it. 48 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:31,790 - Dwayne... 49 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:32,991 Dwayne. 50 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:34,726 Dwayne! 51 00:01:34,745 --> 00:01:35,911 - Dwayne. 52 00:01:35,946 --> 00:01:38,163 You all right? 53 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:39,331 - Yeah. 54 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:41,567 What up, kev? - You were asleep. 55 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,535 - Yeah, I been working hard in camp. 56 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,304 Going after that starting spot. 57 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:47,339 Just need to power my body down for a minute. 58 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:48,540 - Micro naps. 59 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:50,459 Love those. Check it. 60 00:01:53,097 --> 00:01:54,096 Boom. 61 00:01:54,131 --> 00:01:55,130 Refreshed. 62 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:56,265 - Yo, yo, yo, what up? 63 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:57,816 My dogs, my dogs, my dogs. 64 00:01:57,852 --> 00:01:59,551 Gushers? Gushers, baby? Gushers? 65 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:00,586 [smacks] - ow! 66 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,304 Sapp top. - Hey, yo, sapp. 67 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,889 This is the d-line room. 68 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,357 I think your tight end meeting's 69 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:06,942 at the old spaghetti factory. 70 00:02:06,977 --> 00:02:08,427 [team chuckles] 71 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,362 - spaghetti sounds good right now, but no, 72 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:11,897 I'm in the right place. 73 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:14,066 Coach said he wanted to convert me to d-line. 74 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:15,267 So watch out. 75 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:17,336 I'm here for your job. 76 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,304 - Okay, okay. 77 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:21,840 My acid reflux is bananas today. 78 00:02:21,876 --> 00:02:24,176 I'll try not to take it out on you, okay? 79 00:02:24,211 --> 00:02:26,411 - Even though sapp was an insanely talented 80 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,046 football player, I was determined 81 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:30,149 to show coach erickson I still had what it took 82 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:31,466 to be a starter. 83 00:02:31,502 --> 00:02:32,617 - First, camp's wrapping up in a few days, 84 00:02:32,636 --> 00:02:33,836 so it's make or break for a lot of you 85 00:02:33,888 --> 00:02:35,521 battling for starter spots. 86 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:37,823 We got a championship-caliber team this year 87 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:38,974 and d-line's gonna lead the way. 88 00:02:39,009 --> 00:02:41,927 - Yes, sir. - Second, sports agents. 89 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,929 Now, these jokers are lurking around, 90 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:45,147 trying to wine and dine some of you. 91 00:02:45,182 --> 00:02:47,015 - Where? Here I am. [team chuckles] 92 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,134 - it's illegal, so use your brains. 93 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:50,102 Avoid these guys, 94 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:51,570 and don't accept any of their gifts. 95 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,272 - Is a car technically a gift? 96 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:54,339 - Yes. 97 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,657 - What if it's a honda civic? 98 00:02:55,693 --> 00:02:57,109 - It's still a gift. Moving on. 99 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:58,694 - What about a sandwich? - What about it? 100 00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:00,645 - Is it a gift? Technically? 101 00:03:00,664 --> 00:03:01,580 - If it's bought for you by an agent, 102 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:02,581 then yes, it's a gift. 103 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:03,866 - What about a panini? 104 00:03:03,918 --> 00:03:05,751 - All sandwiches bought by agents are gifts. 105 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,085 - Would you consider a hot dog a sandwich? 106 00:03:07,121 --> 00:03:08,120 - Damn it, yes! 107 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:09,588 - See, I disagree. 108 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,123 - Moving on. Get out your playbooks. 109 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:12,758 Let's talk game strategy. 110 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:19,464 [chair scooting] 111 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,799 - I forgot mines. 112 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,668 It's cool if we share? 113 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,070 Come on, dog. You hoggin'. 114 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:26,872 - Sapp was one of the best athletes 115 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,724 miami football had ever seen. 116 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,209 But this was my year, 117 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:32,244 and I knew I had nothing to worry about. 118 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:35,280 ["the devil made me do it" by paris playing] 119 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:42,254 ♪ ♪ 120 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,666 - yo, I'm not even tired out here! 121 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,039 I'm sweating cool water cologne, baby. 122 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,074 Sapp, baby! 123 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:03,976 Whoo-hoo-hoo, sapp! 124 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,978 - So, yeah. Obviously, I was wrong. 125 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:09,548 - Okay, listen up. 126 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,983 Uh, first of all, 127 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:13,118 whoever recommended zantac for my heartburn, 128 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:15,220 thank you. Honestly, life-changing. 129 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:16,989 - You're welcome, coach. [team chuckles] 130 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:18,957 - second, season starts in a week, 131 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:20,259 and the coaches have made their decisions 132 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:22,160 on our first string defense. 133 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:23,895 I know how hard you all worked in the off-season, 134 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,897 and I'm proud of you, okay? 135 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,866 Each and every one of you. 136 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:30,602 Okay, starting d-line will be... 137 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:31,903 Madearis, 138 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:32,955 patrick, 139 00:04:33,007 --> 00:04:34,506 miller, 140 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:35,707 and sapp. 141 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:36,808 - All right. [applause] 142 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:39,378 - was there ever a doubt about this? 143 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:40,779 - Hey, you guys all earned it. 144 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,714 But remember, anything can happen, okay? 145 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:43,682 You need to go out there each week, 146 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,083 and you need to fight for it. 147 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:47,986 Okay, starting corners will be... 148 00:04:52,008 --> 00:04:53,625 [indistinct chatter] 149 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,227 - yes, that's right. It's a six-day, 150 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:57,462 seven-night cruise around the keys. 151 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,298 [phones ringing] of course that's all included. 152 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:03,101 Sure, I'm happy to walk you through 153 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,269 those family packages again. 154 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:07,522 Just let me place you on a brief hold. 155 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:10,075 [phone ringing] 156 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,977 - they're still winning, 40 to 3. 157 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,445 - Why is the miami mascot 158 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,013 like a duck with no pants? 159 00:05:15,032 --> 00:05:16,281 - Has dewey played yet? 160 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:18,550 - Not yet, but we saw him on the sidelines. 161 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:20,085 Best looking kid on the bench. 162 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,086 - Look, I'm stuck at work. 163 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,371 I can't make it home in time 164 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:23,521 before the end of the game, so just make sure 165 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:24,522 you tape the whole thing. 166 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:25,574 - I always do. 167 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:26,792 - The whole thing, rocky. 168 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,360 Sometimes the band members get knocked down 169 00:05:28,379 --> 00:05:30,362 by celebrating players, and I think that's really funny. 170 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:32,414 - Yes, I will tape the whole thing. 171 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:34,499 [line switches] 172 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,268 - so for our family packages-- 173 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:37,736 - oh! 174 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:40,138 That's a bad man! [laughs] 175 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:42,107 - in on the tackle back at the 42, 176 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,508 mr. Sapp, mr. Reilly. 177 00:05:44,061 --> 00:05:46,244 - I might not have been gotten starting job, 178 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,612 but I tried to stay motivated 179 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,381 and tried to stay ready. 180 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:51,066 [alarm buzzes] 181 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:54,052 [funky music playing] 182 00:05:54,071 --> 00:05:56,221 ♪ ♪ 183 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,490 but I didn't get my number called as much as I'd hoped. 184 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:02,160 - Late in the fourth quarter, miami 22, nebraska 0. 185 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,762 - And before you knew it, 186 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,564 we were playing for the national championship. 187 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,366 - The hurricanes are four minutes away 188 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,900 from being national champions. 189 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:13,305 [shouts and impacts] 190 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,507 - that's what's up! That's what's up! 191 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,142 [whistle blows] 192 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:19,144 - dewey hasn't played a single snap yet. 193 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:21,546 - Well, at least his uniform is nice and clean. 194 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,248 Saves someone in the locker room a wash. 195 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:25,617 - Miami mascot is a mess. 196 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:27,519 Oh, the other mascot. 197 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,087 Nice cowboy. 198 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:30,455 Handsome. 199 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,957 Like lee marvin. 200 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,058 [whistle blows] 201 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,593 - okay, dwayne, let's go. You're in, 202 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:37,295 - yes, coach. [team cheering] 203 00:06:37,331 --> 00:06:39,598 this is it! 204 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,533 [whistle blows] - fourth down. 205 00:06:44,338 --> 00:06:45,837 - That was it? 206 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:48,606 - It was so exciting to see you 207 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,175 win the championship, dewey. 208 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,077 Did you see those band members get knocked down? 209 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,679 The boy with the tuba just kept rolling. 210 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,148 - I'm sorry you drove all the way out here 211 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,983 just to see me get in for only one play. 212 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:00,051 - A great play, my favorite play. 213 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,421 - And I can't wait to see your championship ring. 214 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:04,456 A man needs jewelry with a story. 215 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:06,007 - Yes, peter used to always talk 216 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:08,760 about the earring he got from sean connery. 217 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:11,513 - Mm-hmm. - Here you go. 218 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:12,848 - Oh, uh, um-- 219 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:16,701 we have a coupon for half-off appetizers. 220 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:19,354 It's at your tampa location, but I called ahead. 221 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:21,573 They said it's still in-state, so they'd accept it. 222 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,041 - Oh, okay. 223 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:25,911 - And we'll split the rest over these two cards here. 224 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,813 - Oh, oh, sorry. 225 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,681 And I have one for a complimentary dessert. 226 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:30,882 So whenever you're ready, 227 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,717 we'll take an "oreo mess." 228 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,253 - hey, thanks for dinner. 229 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:36,588 Next year, it's gonna be my treat. 230 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,190 - We're so proud of you, dewey. 231 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:39,958 [speaking samoan] 232 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:42,160 we are a family of champions. 233 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:43,829 - Yes, we are. 234 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,964 I'm gonna work my ass off all summer. 235 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,933 Next year, I'm gonna dominate. 236 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,602 From there, it's a straight path to the nfl. 237 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:53,371 Nobody's gonna outwork me. 238 00:07:53,407 --> 00:07:55,207 - Your "mess." 239 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,175 - [gasps] - all right. 240 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:58,610 [chuckles] 241 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,562 what--whoa, whoa. What y'all doing? 242 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,364 - Just-- [spoons click] 243 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:05,784 - that summer, I took my training to the next level. 244 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,687 [determined rock music playing] 245 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:10,855 ♪ ♪ 246 00:08:10,874 --> 00:08:13,091 [panting] 247 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:16,628 I've said before that the gym has always been my sanctuary. 248 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,263 Well, that summer, it was my church, 249 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:19,498 my alter to sweat, 250 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,532 my-- - yo. 251 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,367 You done with this machine yet? 252 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:24,803 - You see my towels are still there, right? 253 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,205 My basilica of grime. 254 00:08:27,224 --> 00:08:29,707 It was my workshop, and I was its build-a-bear. 255 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,259 Is there a better time that I could call-- 256 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,677 as hard as I trained, 257 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:33,979 the toughest part of that summer 258 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,014 was when my mom got me a job at her work 259 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,432 so I could help out with the bills. 260 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:40,552 - It's five months in cabo, all expenses included. 261 00:08:43,407 --> 00:08:44,606 Whoops! 262 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,358 Sorry about that, my ear got too sweaty. 263 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:49,761 Uh, as well as free t-shirts from the giggling marlin. 264 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:51,930 - I hated seeing my mom in that place. 265 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,099 It was 100 degrees, no ac, 266 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,067 and you only got paid in commissions. 267 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,269 It made me double down on 268 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:59,070 my promise to get her out of there, 269 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:02,190 even if I had to adjust my expectations slightly. 270 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:03,275 - All right, folks, 271 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,493 our coverage of the 1995 nfl draft 272 00:09:05,529 --> 00:09:07,195 continues now. 273 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,014 We go to the 25th pick, 274 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,117 dwayne "my real name is karen" johnson. 275 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,318 If you don't get the reference, 276 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,820 that's whoopi goldberg's birth name. 277 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:18,523 Okay, over to you. - Thanks, chris. 278 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,593 Dwayne, how does it feel to be the 25th pick in the nfl draft? 279 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:23,061 - Well, it feels great. 280 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,663 I'm gonna haunt the dreams of the 24 teams 281 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,398 that passed on me but-- 282 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,099 oh, and one more thing. 283 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,936 I bought my parents a tasteful, ranch-style home. 284 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,138 - Perfect, no stairs. 285 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,556 - Horizontal livin'. 286 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:38,209 - By the end of the summer, I was ready to roll. 287 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,495 I was gonna take that intensity back to miami 288 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,914 and be the first guy in the gym every morning. 289 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:46,084 [determined rock music] 290 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:49,971 ♪ ♪ 291 00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:53,291 I was taking command of my future. 292 00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:55,460 - [grunting] 293 00:09:55,479 --> 00:09:56,978 - but, like I said, 294 00:09:57,014 --> 00:10:00,532 sometimes there are variables you can't control. 295 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:03,501 - [strained breathing] - hey. 296 00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:07,706 - [grunts] 297 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,608 - yo, dwayne johnson. D-line. 298 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,376 - Ray lewis. 299 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,677 Freshman linebacker. 300 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:16,564 . 301 00:10:19,101 --> 00:10:21,269 - I thought I'd be the first person here at 5:00 a.M. 302 00:10:21,305 --> 00:10:22,253 - The assistant coach I had to call 303 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,955 to open up the weight room, 304 00:10:24,007 --> 00:10:26,541 he thought the same thing. 305 00:10:26,576 --> 00:10:28,176 [both chuckling] 306 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,711 - it's good to have some company. 307 00:10:29,746 --> 00:10:30,812 - Man, hell yeah. 308 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:33,048 The break of dawn boys. - Yeah, that's it. 309 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:35,150 Hey, let me know if you have any questions about anything. 310 00:10:35,185 --> 00:10:37,419 - My only question is, 311 00:10:37,454 --> 00:10:39,771 which way to the starting lineup? 312 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,657 - Looks like you're gonna fit in here just fine, ray. 313 00:10:42,693 --> 00:10:44,993 - Let's see what they do here on second and long. 314 00:10:45,028 --> 00:10:47,929 A screen pass to thomas. 315 00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:50,098 And ray lewis said, "I told you." 316 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:52,534 [both cheering] 317 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,235 - man, that kid's unbelievable. 318 00:10:54,271 --> 00:10:55,470 - Guy is a natural, brother. 319 00:10:55,505 --> 00:10:57,072 He was born in the back field. 320 00:10:57,107 --> 00:10:58,073 - Hey, it's natural talent, 321 00:10:58,108 --> 00:10:59,407 but that guy's busting his ass 322 00:10:59,443 --> 00:11:01,643 in the gym with me every morning. 323 00:11:01,678 --> 00:11:04,379 Man, I just wish I could be out there with him. 324 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,214 - Nah, man, not me. 325 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,550 I'm happy right here on the sideline. 326 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,118 No chance of injury, and we still get 327 00:11:10,153 --> 00:11:11,386 the social juice of being on the team. 328 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,221 - Social juice? Who cares about social-- 329 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,289 nah, man. 330 00:11:14,324 --> 00:11:15,623 This is my future. 331 00:11:15,659 --> 00:11:17,392 I just got to stay ready, wait for my shot 332 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,560 to show 'em what I'm capable of. 333 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,628 - I hear you, bro. I'm just saying. 334 00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:23,298 Not all of us need to be masters of the universe. 335 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,432 Some of us are happy with 336 00:11:24,468 --> 00:11:26,167 middle management at state farm, 337 00:11:26,203 --> 00:11:27,836 with a cute wife with a drinking problem. 338 00:11:27,871 --> 00:11:28,837 - Carlos! 339 00:11:28,872 --> 00:11:30,138 - That's my girl, trish, right there. 340 00:11:30,173 --> 00:11:32,707 - Carlos, wave to me! 341 00:11:32,743 --> 00:11:34,042 I'm with lisa! 342 00:11:34,077 --> 00:11:35,410 - Hey, baby! 343 00:11:37,681 --> 00:11:40,014 - There's no way I'm middle management. 344 00:11:40,050 --> 00:11:42,150 I'm gonna do big things. 345 00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:43,418 - Dewey, you're in. Let's go. 346 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,286 - Ready, coach. 347 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,289 ["ladies first" by queen latifah playing] 348 00:11:48,325 --> 00:11:51,025 - 35 yards and a sack. Down he goes. Dwayne johnson. 349 00:11:51,061 --> 00:11:52,844 - I read somewhere he was thrown out of-- 350 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,597 - 267 pound junior on-- 351 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,633 - his father was a tag-team champion back in 1984. 352 00:11:58,668 --> 00:11:59,968 - Here comes the number one king. 353 00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:03,671 - Marley is all over him along with johnson. 354 00:12:03,707 --> 00:12:06,141 - Floyd is in. We're done. 355 00:12:06,176 --> 00:12:08,276 ♪ ♪ 356 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,412 - number 94, 357 00:12:10,447 --> 00:12:11,813 dwayne johnson. 358 00:12:11,848 --> 00:12:14,149 - Oh, it's my boy! 359 00:12:14,184 --> 00:12:15,950 [laughing] 360 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:18,019 - look at how old the other team's coach is. 361 00:12:18,054 --> 00:12:19,287 Like a grandpa! 362 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,189 [phone ringing] 363 00:12:21,224 --> 00:12:23,691 - babe, dewey just made an amazing play. 364 00:12:23,727 --> 00:12:26,561 He sacked the quarterback who won the heisman trophy. 365 00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:28,163 - Yes, that's great. 366 00:12:28,198 --> 00:12:29,264 Will you write down the player's name 367 00:12:29,299 --> 00:12:31,633 so I can send his mother a note? 368 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:32,667 - Okay. 369 00:12:33,603 --> 00:12:35,303 - Hey, you got a second, coach? 370 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:36,571 - Sure, dewey. Take a seat. 371 00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:38,339 - Even though I never started, 372 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:40,775 I got some decent playing time and made the most of it. 373 00:12:40,811 --> 00:12:43,278 I thought it might be enough to get noticed. 374 00:12:43,313 --> 00:12:44,646 I just wanted to ask you about something. 375 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,380 - Girl advice? Be straightforward, okay? 376 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,849 Don't play mind games. - Oh, no, no, no-- 377 00:12:47,884 --> 00:12:48,817 - be a gentleman, open the door. 378 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,785 - No, it's not that. It's, um, 379 00:12:50,821 --> 00:12:52,620 well, I heard that nfl scouts 380 00:12:52,656 --> 00:12:54,939 usually ask for tape on players they're interested in, 381 00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,692 and I was just curious if you got any calls for me. 382 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:01,863 - You know, dwayne, you're one of 383 00:13:01,898 --> 00:13:03,398 the hardest working guys I've ever had here. 384 00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:04,666 You're a fine player. 385 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,367 Hardest working in the weight room, 386 00:13:06,403 --> 00:13:08,436 practice sessions, film sessions. 387 00:13:08,472 --> 00:13:10,255 Hell, I wish half these guys 388 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,240 had 1/10 of your work ethic. 389 00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:14,008 - Thank you, coach. 390 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:17,679 - Which is why I have a question for you. 391 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:20,215 You ever consider going into coaching? 392 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,383 - Uh, what? 393 00:13:22,419 --> 00:13:23,952 - You got the skillset to be a great one. 394 00:13:23,987 --> 00:13:26,287 Dependable, diligent-- 395 00:13:26,323 --> 00:13:27,555 - and then he says 396 00:13:27,591 --> 00:13:29,257 I can do anything I put my mind to. 397 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,625 [all groan] 398 00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:31,693 - that's brutal, man. 399 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,311 - Man, somebody get my man here 400 00:13:33,363 --> 00:13:34,362 another drink, please. 401 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,663 - I mean, he called me dutiful. 402 00:13:35,699 --> 00:13:37,932 - That's like what my grandma calls my mom. 403 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,234 - That's real messed up. 404 00:13:39,269 --> 00:13:42,270 - Has coach erickson ever called any of you guys dutiful? 405 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,321 All: Hell no. 406 00:13:43,373 --> 00:13:45,039 - The last thing he called me was 407 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,742 "a rolling ball of butcher knives." 408 00:13:47,777 --> 00:13:50,444 - sapp! Hell of a game you played. 409 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,447 - Yo, what's up, uncle luke, man! 410 00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,549 I appreciate it, man. I appreciate it. 411 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:58,453 - And ray ray! Freshman tackling machine. 412 00:13:58,488 --> 00:13:59,420 - Yeah, I told y'all I was gonna put 413 00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:00,488 a hurtin' on 'em, uncle l. 414 00:14:00,524 --> 00:14:01,806 - That sack on third down was like 415 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,725 the most beautiful thing I ever seen. 416 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,360 And I've witnessed a bluebird hatching. 417 00:14:05,395 --> 00:14:06,427 [all laughing] 418 00:14:06,463 --> 00:14:07,996 - hello, luther. 419 00:14:08,031 --> 00:14:10,365 - Luther? You one of my mama's work friends? 420 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,499 [chuckling] 421 00:14:11,535 --> 00:14:13,234 - hey, fellas. Quick question: 422 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,986 What is black, white, and green? 423 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,005 You guys, me, and all the money we're gonna make together. 424 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,339 All: Hey! 425 00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:19,741 - I like the way he talking. 426 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,710 - Y'all know drew, right? Sports agent for the stars. 427 00:14:22,746 --> 00:14:24,078 Now when it's your turn to go pro, 428 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:27,115 he's gon' make you rich. - That's right. 429 00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:29,017 Hey, man. How you doing? 430 00:14:29,052 --> 00:14:30,752 - Me? - Him? 431 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,654 - Yeah, you, big fella. 432 00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:34,422 - Uh, yeah, good. - Great, glad to hear it. 433 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,590 Mind if I sit down? 434 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,058 - Uh, yeah. Sure. 435 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,660 - All right, cool. I'll just steal your seat. 436 00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:44,632 - Yeah, yeah. You know, I was 437 00:14:44,668 --> 00:14:46,301 kinda running late for this other meeting 438 00:14:46,336 --> 00:14:48,770 with this, uh, this other agent. 439 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,438 - All right, I have everyone's number 440 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,540 in this phone. Name someone. 441 00:14:52,576 --> 00:14:54,709 - Kevin kline. - Have it, boom! 442 00:14:54,744 --> 00:14:55,710 - Yo, it's in that? It's in that? 443 00:14:55,745 --> 00:14:57,178 Dude, that's crazy. 444 00:14:57,213 --> 00:14:59,013 - If you said phoebe cates, then I'd be impressed. 445 00:14:59,049 --> 00:14:59,847 - Phoebe cates? 446 00:14:59,883 --> 00:15:02,517 - Boom, gotcha! - Yo! 447 00:15:02,552 --> 00:15:03,885 He got phoebe cates in that mug! 448 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:05,153 . 449 00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:08,039 - I've always believed that no good happens 450 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:08,923 without hard work. 451 00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:10,124 But sometimes accepting that 452 00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,210 that's still not enough, 453 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,294 that's the tough one. 454 00:15:13,296 --> 00:15:14,829 - So I take it things didn't turn around 455 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:15,964 your senior season? 456 00:15:15,966 --> 00:15:17,432 - Well, you know, I played well. 457 00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:19,166 But I never got the starting job, 458 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,302 and before you know it, just like that, 459 00:15:21,304 --> 00:15:23,037 my college football career was over. 460 00:15:23,039 --> 00:15:25,974 And it felt like my dreams were, too. 461 00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:28,176 - And now let's talk to dwayne johnson. 462 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,911 - Thanks, reggie. Dwayne, how does it feel 463 00:15:29,913 --> 00:15:31,479 to be "mr. Irrelevant," 464 00:15:31,481 --> 00:15:33,414 the last pick in the nfl draft? 465 00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,350 - Reggie? Where's chris berman? 466 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,884 - He left six rounds ago. 467 00:15:36,886 --> 00:15:38,686 He had tickets to "the unsinkable molly brown." 468 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,021 - oh. 469 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:43,858 So, I bought you guys a mobile home. 470 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,627 - The open road is my front yard. 471 00:15:45,629 --> 00:15:47,662 - You should've just kept the cash. 472 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:52,600 - Okay, guys, gather up. 473 00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:56,838 [team cheers and applauds] 474 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,139 okay, we just have 475 00:15:58,141 --> 00:15:59,741 a couple of end-of-season awards to give out, 476 00:15:59,743 --> 00:16:01,175 but first, I just want to say 477 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,561 thank you for all of your effort and your sacrifice, 478 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,679 especially our seniors. 479 00:16:04,681 --> 00:16:08,733 [team applauding] 480 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,985 so the mvp of our team this year 481 00:16:10,987 --> 00:16:13,021 was also the recipient of the bronko nagurski award 482 00:16:13,023 --> 00:16:15,790 for best defensive player, 483 00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:19,193 the lombardi award for best lineman, 484 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,411 first team all-american, 485 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,064 and the big east defensive player of the year. 486 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,701 We all look forward to watching him next year play in the nfl, 487 00:16:26,703 --> 00:16:27,769 warren sapp. 488 00:16:27,771 --> 00:16:32,106 [team cheers and applauds] 489 00:16:32,108 --> 00:16:34,459 - appreciate you, coach. Appreciate you. 490 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:38,179 Yo, I just want to say thank you to all of you 491 00:16:38,181 --> 00:16:40,615 for allowing me to outshine y'all all these years. 492 00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:44,485 [team groans and laughs] 493 00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:46,354 warren sapp. - Yeah! 494 00:16:46,356 --> 00:16:49,023 [applause] 495 00:16:49,025 --> 00:16:50,625 - okay, and the next award. 496 00:16:50,627 --> 00:16:51,759 Coming all the way back from 497 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,561 academic probation to earn 498 00:16:53,563 --> 00:16:56,831 a 2.8 in general studies, 499 00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,700 scholar of the year, mr. Dwayne johnson. 500 00:16:58,702 --> 00:17:05,373 [team cheers] 501 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:08,443 - dewey! 502 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,211 - Hey, coach, is this your dad? 503 00:17:10,213 --> 00:17:11,646 [laughter] 504 00:17:11,648 --> 00:17:13,114 - it's benjamin franklin, son. 505 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:13,981 - Oh, of course. 506 00:17:13,983 --> 00:17:15,049 Doesn't look like you at all. 507 00:17:15,051 --> 00:17:20,822 [team chuckles and cheers] 508 00:17:20,824 --> 00:17:22,123 - all right guys, we're out of here 509 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,291 in three days. I want everything packed-- 510 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,292 - like I've always done 511 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,394 when I don't know what else to do, 512 00:17:26,396 --> 00:17:27,929 I go home. 513 00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:29,230 My mom wasn't the only one 514 00:17:29,232 --> 00:17:31,265 who was grinding out a paycheck. 515 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,568 My dad couldn't book matches anymore, 516 00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:36,487 so he was teaching at skinny jimmy's wrestling camp. 517 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,139 - Does this hurt, richard? 518 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,525 - No. - I can tell. 519 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,743 And so can the audience 520 00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:42,944 'cause you're not selling worth a damn. 521 00:17:42,946 --> 00:17:43,945 Here, let me show you. 522 00:17:43,947 --> 00:17:46,514 Put me in a sleeper hold. 523 00:17:46,516 --> 00:17:48,583 [choking] 524 00:17:48,585 --> 00:17:49,834 - oh, my god, are you okay? 525 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,719 - Richard, I swear to god. 526 00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:54,922 I'm selling. 527 00:17:54,924 --> 00:17:56,657 - That richard is a disgrace. 528 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,010 I wish I could go back in time and kill his mother. 529 00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:00,545 - At least he's having fun. 530 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,380 He's got a good enough job where he can afford 531 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:03,598 to pay for these lessons. 532 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,099 What does it matter if he's bad? 533 00:18:05,101 --> 00:18:06,167 - All right, everybody. Grab your partner. 534 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,351 - If it doesn't matter to him, 535 00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,604 it doesn't matter to me. 536 00:18:09,606 --> 00:18:11,239 What matters to you, dewey? 537 00:18:13,476 --> 00:18:15,810 What matters to me? 538 00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:17,562 My family. 539 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,197 Doing something great. 540 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,449 Proving that I got what it takes. 541 00:18:21,451 --> 00:18:22,784 - To do what? 542 00:18:22,786 --> 00:18:25,286 - Whatever you got. 543 00:18:25,288 --> 00:18:27,321 - You remind me of your grandfather. 544 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,824 He would say the same thing. - He did? 545 00:18:29,826 --> 00:18:31,292 - Everyone thought 546 00:18:31,294 --> 00:18:33,411 that he was too short to be a wrestler, 547 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,046 so he won the title. 548 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,331 They thought that wrestlers couldn't act, 549 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,268 so he got cast in a james bond movie. 550 00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:42,336 And they thought wrestlers were dumb, 551 00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,972 so he started his own promotion business. 552 00:18:44,974 --> 00:18:47,909 He loved being underestimated. 553 00:18:47,911 --> 00:18:51,378 - Yeah, I admire that. 554 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,397 Wish I felt that way. 555 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,816 - Life is tough. 556 00:18:54,818 --> 00:18:56,818 You must be tougher. 557 00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:59,053 People don't believe in your dream? 558 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:02,773 Good. You prove them wrong. 559 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,443 - But what if they're right and I'm the one that's wrong? 560 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,078 - You are not wrong. 561 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,330 You're going to take us with you. 562 00:19:09,332 --> 00:19:10,898 I know that. 563 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,917 You never give up. 564 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,286 We are all going to make it. 565 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,092 - I'm going to cool down walk so I don't choke out richard. 566 00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,094 He got drunk and promised his kid that he'd fight 567 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:26,297 the ultimate warrior at next year's wrestlemania. 568 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,382 - I'm gonna head down to the beach with my tire. 569 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,283 Do some training. 570 00:19:29,285 --> 00:19:30,968 - I thought football was over. 571 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,604 - The season's over, but the nfl combine's coming up. 572 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:37,558 Got to make sure I put on a show for those scouts. 573 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,310 Is that my championship ring? 574 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:42,063 - Oh, I like to wear it to the store. 575 00:19:42,065 --> 00:19:43,597 - So, yeah, sometimes 576 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,268 there are things in life you just can't control, 577 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,453 but my family was never a variable. 578 00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:54,208 - Okay, try this again. Richard... 579 00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:57,278 - They were always there. 580 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,448 [upbeat music playing] 581 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:07,421 ♪ ♪ 582 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,558 - so we provide a discount on a rental car 583 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,261 if you commit to a midsize or above. 584 00:20:13,263 --> 00:20:16,097 Uh, sorry, I'm just gonna have to place you on a brief hold. 585 00:20:16,099 --> 00:20:17,315 Dewey, what are you doing here? 586 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:20,234 - Just dropped by to bring you this. 587 00:20:20,236 --> 00:20:22,370 Might not be able to get you out of here yet, 588 00:20:22,372 --> 00:20:24,071 but in the meantime, I can at least make you 589 00:20:24,073 --> 00:20:25,873 a little more comfortable. 590 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:28,242 - Hey, why's she the only one who gets one of those? 591 00:20:28,244 --> 00:20:29,610 - Don't worry about what she's getting. 592 00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:30,978 Know your role and shut your mouth. 593 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,413 - Get out of here, carl. 594 00:20:32,415 --> 00:20:33,664 - Who's that chiming-in bitch? 595 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,283 - Carl. 596 00:20:35,285 --> 00:20:38,152 Thank you for the fan, baby. 597 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,954 - I love you. 598 00:20:39,956 --> 00:20:43,007 Hey, it might take a little longer, 599 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,726 but I'm getting to the pros, mom. 600 00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:47,678 We're gonna make it. 601 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,796 You know, for four years, 602 00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:50,998 I had gone up against future hall-of-famers. 603 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,867 And I was good, but I was never great. 604 00:20:52,869 --> 00:20:54,768 But I still thought I was good enough to get a shot, 605 00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:56,120 and all I needed was 606 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,306 one nfl team who believed in me. 607 00:20:58,308 --> 00:21:00,574 - So did an nfl team take a chance on you? 608 00:21:00,576 --> 00:21:02,126 Did you get drafted? 609 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,078 - Well, we'll save that story for another time. 610 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,630 - Oh, okay, I can't wait. 611 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,131 - It's a good one. 612 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,615 - Yeah, I won't have the hard pear cider next time. 613 00:21:08,617 --> 00:21:09,617 - Cheers. 614 00:21:09,619 --> 00:21:12,303 - Oh, yes, um... 615 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:18,726 - There you go. 616 00:21:18,728 --> 00:21:20,661 Get it. 617 00:21:20,663 --> 00:21:22,229 - Love it. - [laughs]