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- Good evening.
I'm randall park.
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As election day draws closer,
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we caught up
with candidate johnson
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and asked him
how he was feeling.
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- Cautiously optimistic
but still confident that
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the american people
believe in our message.
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Big day's almost here, randall.
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I can taste it.
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- And, uh,
what's it taste like?
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- Almost as good
as this tequila.
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Almost.
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- Probably also
almost as good
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as this hard pear cider.
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- That's been expired
for easily over a year.
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[chuckles]
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we save it for the cat.
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- Really?
- [chuckles]
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- so the race is tight.
- Mm-hmm.
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- No one can predict
which way it's going to go.
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Would you consider
this accomplishment a win,
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no matter the outcome?
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- No way, no way.
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- There's that legendary
competitive fire.
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- I try to do anything
like I do everything,
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and that's with all I got.
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And you can work hard,
but sometimes
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there are variables
you just can't control.
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- Of course you're referring to
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not being cast as pedro cerrano
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in lin-manuel miranda's
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musical remake
of "major league."
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- no, not talking about that.
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But that one did sting.
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I'm talking about
playing college football
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in the early '90s
at the university of miami,
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when I had big dreams
of playing in the nfl,
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and giving my family
a better life.
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- All right, folks,
our coverage
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of the 1995 nfl draft
continues now.
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Let's talk to
the man of the hour,
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dwayne "ladybird" johnson.
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- Dwayne, how's it feel
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to be the first pick
in the nfl draft?
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- I'm proof dreams
do come true,
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and a few years ago,
I made a promise.
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I bought my parents a mansion.
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- I don't believe it.
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- Dwayne...
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Dwayne.
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Dwayne!
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- Dwayne.
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You all right?
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- Yeah.
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What up, kev?
- You were asleep.
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- Yeah, I been working hard
in camp.
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Going after that starting spot.
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Just need to power my body down
for a minute.
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- Micro naps.
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Love those.
Check it.
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Boom.
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Refreshed.
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- Yo, yo, yo, what up?
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My dogs, my dogs, my dogs.
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Gushers? Gushers, baby?
Gushers?
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[smacks]
- ow!
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Sapp top.
- Hey, yo, sapp.
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This is the d-line room.
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I think your
tight end meeting's
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at the old spaghetti factory.
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[team chuckles]
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- spaghetti sounds good
right now, but no,
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I'm in the right place.
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Coach said he wanted
to convert me to d-line.
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So watch out.
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I'm here for your job.
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- Okay, okay.
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My acid reflux
is bananas today.
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I'll try not to
take it out on you, okay?
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- Even though sapp was
an insanely talented
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football player,
I was determined
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to show coach erickson
I still had what it took
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to be a starter.
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- First, camp's wrapping up
in a few days,
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so it's make or break
for a lot of you
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battling for starter spots.
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We got a championship-caliber
team this year
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and d-line's
gonna lead the way.
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- Yes, sir.
- Second, sports agents.
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Now, these jokers
are lurking around,
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trying to wine and dine
some of you.
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- Where? Here I am.
[team chuckles]
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- it's illegal,
so use your brains.
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Avoid these guys,
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and don't accept
any of their gifts.
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- Is a car technically a gift?
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- Yes.
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- What if it's a honda civic?
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- It's still a gift.
Moving on.
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- What about a sandwich?
- What about it?
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- Is it a gift? Technically?
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- If it's bought for you
by an agent,
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then yes, it's a gift.
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- What about a panini?
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- All sandwiches
bought by agents are gifts.
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- Would you consider a hot dog
a sandwich?
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- Damn it, yes!
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- See, I disagree.
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- Moving on.
Get out your playbooks.
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Let's talk game strategy.
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[chair scooting]
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- I forgot mines.
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It's cool if we share?
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Come on, dog.
You hoggin'.
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- Sapp was
one of the best athletes
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miami football had ever seen.
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But this was my year,
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and I knew I had
nothing to worry about.
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["the devil made me do it"
by paris playing]
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♪ ♪
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- yo, I'm not even tired
out here!
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I'm sweating
cool water cologne, baby.
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Sapp, baby!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo, sapp!
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- So, yeah.
Obviously, I was wrong.
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- Okay, listen up.
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Uh, first of all,
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whoever recommended zantac
for my heartburn,
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thank you.
Honestly, life-changing.
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- You're welcome, coach.
[team chuckles]
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- second,
season starts in a week,
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and the coaches have
made their decisions
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on our first string defense.
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I know how hard you all worked
in the off-season,
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and I'm proud of you, okay?
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Each and every one of you.
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Okay, starting d-line
will be...
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Madearis,
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patrick,
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miller,
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and sapp.
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- All right.
[applause]
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- was there ever
a doubt about this?
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- Hey, you guys all earned it.
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But remember,
anything can happen, okay?
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You need to go
out there each week,
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and you need to fight for it.
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Okay, starting corners
will be...
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[indistinct chatter]
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- yes, that's right.
It's a six-day,
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seven-night cruise
around the keys.
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[phones ringing]
of course that's all included.
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Sure, I'm happy
to walk you through
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those family packages again.
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Just let me place you
on a brief hold.
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[phone ringing]
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- they're still winning,
40 to 3.
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- Why is the miami mascot
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like a duck with no pants?
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- Has dewey played yet?
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- Not yet, but we saw him
on the sidelines.
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Best looking kid on the bench.
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- Look, I'm stuck at work.
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I can't make it home in time
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before the end of the game,
so just make sure
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you tape the whole thing.
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- I always do.
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- The whole thing, rocky.
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Sometimes the band members
get knocked down
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by celebrating players, and
I think that's really funny.
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- Yes, I will tape
the whole thing.
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[line switches]
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- so for our family packages--
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- oh!
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That's a bad man!
[laughs]
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- in on the tackle
back at the 42,
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mr. Sapp, mr. Reilly.
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- I might not have been
gotten starting job,
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but I tried to stay motivated
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and tried to stay ready.
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[alarm buzzes]
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[funky music playing]
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♪ ♪
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but I didn't get my number
called as much as I'd hoped.
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- Late in the fourth quarter,
miami 22, nebraska 0.
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- And before you knew it,
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we were playing for
the national championship.
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- The hurricanes
are four minutes away
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from being national champions.
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[shouts and impacts]
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- that's what's up!
That's what's up!
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[whistle blows]
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- dewey hasn't played
a single snap yet.
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- Well, at least his uniform
is nice and clean.
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Saves someone
in the locker room a wash.
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- Miami mascot is a mess.
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Oh, the other mascot.
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Nice cowboy.
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Handsome.
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Like lee marvin.
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[whistle blows]
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- okay, dwayne, let's go.
You're in,
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- yes, coach.
[team cheering]
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this is it!
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[whistle blows]
- fourth down.
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- That was it?
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- It was so exciting
to see you
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win the championship, dewey.
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Did you see those band members
get knocked down?
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The boy with the tuba
just kept rolling.
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- I'm sorry you drove
all the way out here
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just to see me get in
for only one play.
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- A great play,
my favorite play.
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- And I can't wait to see
your championship ring.
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A man needs jewelry
with a story.
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- Yes, peter used
to always talk
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about the earring he got
from sean connery.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Here you go.
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- Oh, uh, um--
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we have a coupon
for half-off appetizers.
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It's at your tampa location,
but I called ahead.
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They said it's still in-state,
so they'd accept it.
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- Oh, okay.
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- And we'll split the rest
over these two cards here.
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- Oh, oh, sorry.
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And I have one
for a complimentary dessert.
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So whenever you're ready,
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we'll take an "oreo mess."
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- hey, thanks for dinner.
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Next year, it's gonna be
my treat.
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- We're so proud of you, dewey.
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[speaking samoan]
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we are a family of champions.
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- Yes, we are.
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I'm gonna work my ass off
all summer.
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Next year, I'm gonna dominate.
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From there, it's
a straight path to the nfl.
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Nobody's gonna outwork me.
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- Your "mess."
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- [gasps]
- all right.
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[chuckles]
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what--whoa, whoa.
What y'all doing?
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- Just--
[spoons click]
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- that summer, I took
my training to the next level.
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[determined rock music
playing]
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♪ ♪
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[panting]
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I've said before that the gym
has always been my sanctuary.
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Well, that summer,
it was my church,
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my alter to sweat,
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my--
- yo.
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You done with this machine yet?
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- You see my towels
are still there, right?
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My basilica of grime.
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It was my workshop,
and I was its build-a-bear.
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Is there a better time
that I could call--
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as hard as I trained,
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the toughest part
of that summer
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was when my mom got me
a job at her work
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so I could help out
with the bills.
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- It's five months in cabo,
all expenses included.
261
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Whoops!
262
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Sorry about that,
my ear got too sweaty.
263
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Uh, as well as free t-shirts
from the giggling marlin.
264
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- I hated seeing my mom
in that place.
265
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It was 100 degrees, no ac,
266
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and you only got paid
in commissions.
267
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It made me double down on
268
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my promise
to get her out of there,
269
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even if I had to adjust
my expectations slightly.
270
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- All right, folks,
271
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our coverage
of the 1995 nfl draft
272
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continues now.
273
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We go to the 25th pick,
274
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dwayne "my real name is karen"
johnson.
275
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If you don't
get the reference,
276
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that's whoopi goldberg's
birth name.
277
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Okay, over to you.
- Thanks, chris.
278
00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,593
Dwayne, how does it feel to be
the 25th pick in the nfl draft?
279
00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:23,061
- Well, it feels great.
280
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,663
I'm gonna haunt the dreams
of the 24 teams
281
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that passed on me but--
282
00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,099
oh, and one more thing.
283
00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,936
I bought my parents
a tasteful, ranch-style home.
284
00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,138
- Perfect, no stairs.
285
00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,556
- Horizontal livin'.
286
00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:38,209
- By the end of the summer,
I was ready to roll.
287
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,495
I was gonna take
that intensity back to miami
288
00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,914
and be the first guy
in the gym every morning.
289
00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:46,084
[determined rock music]
290
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♪ ♪
291
00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:53,291
I was taking command
of my future.
292
00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:55,460
- [grunting]
293
00:09:55,479 --> 00:09:56,978
- but, like I said,
294
00:09:57,014 --> 00:10:00,532
sometimes there are variables
you can't control.
295
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:03,501
- [strained breathing]
- hey.
296
00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:07,706
- [grunts]
297
00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,608
- yo, dwayne johnson.
D-line.
298
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,376
- Ray lewis.
299
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,677
Freshman linebacker.
300
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:16,564
.
301
00:10:19,101 --> 00:10:21,269
- I thought I'd be the first
person here at 5:00 a.M.
302
00:10:21,305 --> 00:10:22,253
- The assistant coach
I had to call
303
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,955
to open up the weight room,
304
00:10:24,007 --> 00:10:26,541
he thought the same thing.
305
00:10:26,576 --> 00:10:28,176
[both chuckling]
306
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,711
- it's good to have
some company.
307
00:10:29,746 --> 00:10:30,812
- Man, hell yeah.
308
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:33,048
The break of dawn boys.
- Yeah, that's it.
309
00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:35,150
Hey, let me know if you have
any questions about anything.
310
00:10:35,185 --> 00:10:37,419
- My only question is,
311
00:10:37,454 --> 00:10:39,771
which way to
the starting lineup?
312
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,657
- Looks like you're gonna
fit in here just fine, ray.
313
00:10:42,693 --> 00:10:44,993
- Let's see what they do here
on second and long.
314
00:10:45,028 --> 00:10:47,929
A screen pass to thomas.
315
00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:50,098
And ray lewis said,
"I told you."
316
00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:52,534
[both cheering]
317
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,235
- man, that kid's unbelievable.
318
00:10:54,271 --> 00:10:55,470
- Guy is a natural, brother.
319
00:10:55,505 --> 00:10:57,072
He was born in the back field.
320
00:10:57,107 --> 00:10:58,073
- Hey, it's natural talent,
321
00:10:58,108 --> 00:10:59,407
but that guy's busting his ass
322
00:10:59,443 --> 00:11:01,643
in the gym with me
every morning.
323
00:11:01,678 --> 00:11:04,379
Man, I just wish
I could be out there with him.
324
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,214
- Nah, man, not me.
325
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,550
I'm happy right here
on the sideline.
326
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,118
No chance of injury,
and we still get
327
00:11:10,153 --> 00:11:11,386
the social juice
of being on the team.
328
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,221
- Social juice?
Who cares about social--
329
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,289
nah, man.
330
00:11:14,324 --> 00:11:15,623
This is my future.
331
00:11:15,659 --> 00:11:17,392
I just got to stay ready,
wait for my shot
332
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,560
to show 'em
what I'm capable of.
333
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,628
- I hear you, bro.
I'm just saying.
334
00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:23,298
Not all of us need to be
masters of the universe.
335
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,432
Some of us are happy with
336
00:11:24,468 --> 00:11:26,167
middle management
at state farm,
337
00:11:26,203 --> 00:11:27,836
with a cute wife
with a drinking problem.
338
00:11:27,871 --> 00:11:28,837
- Carlos!
339
00:11:28,872 --> 00:11:30,138
- That's my girl, trish,
right there.
340
00:11:30,173 --> 00:11:32,707
- Carlos, wave to me!
341
00:11:32,743 --> 00:11:34,042
I'm with lisa!
342
00:11:34,077 --> 00:11:35,410
- Hey, baby!
343
00:11:37,681 --> 00:11:40,014
- There's no way
I'm middle management.
344
00:11:40,050 --> 00:11:42,150
I'm gonna do big things.
345
00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:43,418
- Dewey, you're in.
Let's go.
346
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,286
- Ready, coach.
347
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,289
["ladies first"
by queen latifah playing]
348
00:11:48,325 --> 00:11:51,025
- 35 yards and a sack.
Down he goes. Dwayne johnson.
349
00:11:51,061 --> 00:11:52,844
- I read somewhere
he was thrown out of--
350
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,597
- 267 pound junior on--
351
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,633
- his father was a tag-team
champion back in 1984.
352
00:11:58,668 --> 00:11:59,968
- Here comes
the number one king.
353
00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:03,671
- Marley is all over him
along with johnson.
354
00:12:03,707 --> 00:12:06,141
- Floyd is in.
We're done.
355
00:12:06,176 --> 00:12:08,276
♪ ♪
356
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,412
- number 94,
357
00:12:10,447 --> 00:12:11,813
dwayne johnson.
358
00:12:11,848 --> 00:12:14,149
- Oh, it's my boy!
359
00:12:14,184 --> 00:12:15,950
[laughing]
360
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:18,019
- look at how old
the other team's coach is.
361
00:12:18,054 --> 00:12:19,287
Like a grandpa!
362
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,189
[phone ringing]
363
00:12:21,224 --> 00:12:23,691
- babe, dewey just made
an amazing play.
364
00:12:23,727 --> 00:12:26,561
He sacked the quarterback
who won the heisman trophy.
365
00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:28,163
- Yes, that's great.
366
00:12:28,198 --> 00:12:29,264
Will you write down
the player's name
367
00:12:29,299 --> 00:12:31,633
so I can send his mother
a note?
368
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:32,667
- Okay.
369
00:12:33,603 --> 00:12:35,303
- Hey, you got a second, coach?
370
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:36,571
- Sure, dewey.
Take a seat.
371
00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:38,339
- Even though I never started,
372
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:40,775
I got some decent playing time
and made the most of it.
373
00:12:40,811 --> 00:12:43,278
I thought it might be enough
to get noticed.
374
00:12:43,313 --> 00:12:44,646
I just wanted to ask you
about something.
375
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,380
- Girl advice?
Be straightforward, okay?
376
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,849
Don't play mind games.
- Oh, no, no, no--
377
00:12:47,884 --> 00:12:48,817
- be a gentleman,
open the door.
378
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,785
- No, it's not that.
It's, um,
379
00:12:50,821 --> 00:12:52,620
well, I heard that nfl scouts
380
00:12:52,656 --> 00:12:54,939
usually ask for tape on players
they're interested in,
381
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,692
and I was just curious
if you got any calls for me.
382
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:01,863
- You know, dwayne,
you're one of
383
00:13:01,898 --> 00:13:03,398
the hardest working guys
I've ever had here.
384
00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:04,666
You're a fine player.
385
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,367
Hardest working
in the weight room,
386
00:13:06,403 --> 00:13:08,436
practice sessions,
film sessions.
387
00:13:08,472 --> 00:13:10,255
Hell, I wish half these guys
388
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,240
had 1/10 of your work ethic.
389
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:14,008
- Thank you, coach.
390
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:17,679
- Which is why
I have a question for you.
391
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:20,215
You ever consider
going into coaching?
392
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,383
- Uh, what?
393
00:13:22,419 --> 00:13:23,952
- You got the skillset
to be a great one.
394
00:13:23,987 --> 00:13:26,287
Dependable, diligent--
395
00:13:26,323 --> 00:13:27,555
- and then he says
396
00:13:27,591 --> 00:13:29,257
I can do anything
I put my mind to.
397
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,625
[all groan]
398
00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:31,693
- that's brutal, man.
399
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,311
- Man, somebody get my man here
400
00:13:33,363 --> 00:13:34,362
another drink, please.
401
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,663
- I mean, he called me dutiful.
402
00:13:35,699 --> 00:13:37,932
- That's like what
my grandma calls my mom.
403
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,234
- That's real messed up.
404
00:13:39,269 --> 00:13:42,270
- Has coach erickson ever
called any of you guys dutiful?
405
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,321
All: Hell no.
406
00:13:43,373 --> 00:13:45,039
- The last thing
he called me was
407
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,742
"a rolling ball
of butcher knives."
408
00:13:47,777 --> 00:13:50,444
- sapp!
Hell of a game you played.
409
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,447
- Yo, what's up,
uncle luke, man!
410
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,549
I appreciate it, man.
I appreciate it.
411
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:58,453
- And ray ray!
Freshman tackling machine.
412
00:13:58,488 --> 00:13:59,420
- Yeah, I told y'all
I was gonna put
413
00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:00,488
a hurtin' on 'em, uncle l.
414
00:14:00,524 --> 00:14:01,806
- That sack on third down
was like
415
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,725
the most beautiful thing
I ever seen.
416
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,360
And I've witnessed
a bluebird hatching.
417
00:14:05,395 --> 00:14:06,427
[all laughing]
418
00:14:06,463 --> 00:14:07,996
- hello, luther.
419
00:14:08,031 --> 00:14:10,365
- Luther? You one of
my mama's work friends?
420
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,499
[chuckling]
421
00:14:11,535 --> 00:14:13,234
- hey, fellas.
Quick question:
422
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,986
What is black, white,
and green?
423
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,005
You guys, me, and all the money
we're gonna make together.
424
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,339
All: Hey!
425
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:19,741
- I like the way he talking.
426
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,710
- Y'all know drew, right?
Sports agent for the stars.
427
00:14:22,746 --> 00:14:24,078
Now when it's your turn
to go pro,
428
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:27,115
he's gon' make you rich.
- That's right.
429
00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:29,017
Hey, man.
How you doing?
430
00:14:29,052 --> 00:14:30,752
- Me?
- Him?
431
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,654
- Yeah, you, big fella.
432
00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:34,422
- Uh, yeah, good.
- Great, glad to hear it.
433
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,590
Mind if I sit down?
434
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,058
- Uh, yeah.
Sure.
435
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,660
- All right, cool.
I'll just steal your seat.
436
00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:44,632
- Yeah, yeah.
You know, I was
437
00:14:44,668 --> 00:14:46,301
kinda running late
for this other meeting
438
00:14:46,336 --> 00:14:48,770
with this, uh,
this other agent.
439
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,438
- All right,
I have everyone's number
440
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,540
in this phone.
Name someone.
441
00:14:52,576 --> 00:14:54,709
- Kevin kline.
- Have it, boom!
442
00:14:54,744 --> 00:14:55,710
- Yo, it's in that?
It's in that?
443
00:14:55,745 --> 00:14:57,178
Dude, that's crazy.
444
00:14:57,213 --> 00:14:59,013
- If you said phoebe cates,
then I'd be impressed.
445
00:14:59,049 --> 00:14:59,847
- Phoebe cates?
446
00:14:59,883 --> 00:15:02,517
- Boom, gotcha!
- Yo!
447
00:15:02,552 --> 00:15:03,885
He got phoebe cates
in that mug!
448
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:05,153
.
449
00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:08,039
- I've always believed
that no good happens
450
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:08,923
without hard work.
451
00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:10,124
But sometimes accepting that
452
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,210
that's still not enough,
453
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,294
that's the tough one.
454
00:15:13,296 --> 00:15:14,829
- So I take it things
didn't turn around
455
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:15,964
your senior season?
456
00:15:15,966 --> 00:15:17,432
- Well, you know,
I played well.
457
00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:19,166
But I never got
the starting job,
458
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,302
and before you know it,
just like that,
459
00:15:21,304 --> 00:15:23,037
my college football career
was over.
460
00:15:23,039 --> 00:15:25,974
And it felt like
my dreams were, too.
461
00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:28,176
- And now let's talk
to dwayne johnson.
462
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,911
- Thanks, reggie.
Dwayne, how does it feel
463
00:15:29,913 --> 00:15:31,479
to be "mr. Irrelevant,"
464
00:15:31,481 --> 00:15:33,414
the last pick in the nfl draft?
465
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,350
- Reggie?
Where's chris berman?
466
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,884
- He left six rounds ago.
467
00:15:36,886 --> 00:15:38,686
He had tickets to
"the unsinkable molly brown."
468
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,021
- oh.
469
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:43,858
So, I bought you guys
a mobile home.
470
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,627
- The open road
is my front yard.
471
00:15:45,629 --> 00:15:47,662
- You should've just kept
the cash.
472
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:52,600
- Okay, guys, gather up.
473
00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:56,838
[team cheers and applauds]
474
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,139
okay, we just have
475
00:15:58,141 --> 00:15:59,741
a couple of end-of-season
awards to give out,
476
00:15:59,743 --> 00:16:01,175
but first, I just want to say
477
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,561
thank you for all of your
effort and your sacrifice,
478
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,679
especially our seniors.
479
00:16:04,681 --> 00:16:08,733
[team applauding]
480
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,985
so the mvp of our team
this year
481
00:16:10,987 --> 00:16:13,021
was also the recipient
of the bronko nagurski award
482
00:16:13,023 --> 00:16:15,790
for best defensive player,
483
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:19,193
the lombardi award
for best lineman,
484
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,411
first team all-american,
485
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,064
and the big east
defensive player of the year.
486
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,701
We all look forward to watching
him next year play in the nfl,
487
00:16:26,703 --> 00:16:27,769
warren sapp.
488
00:16:27,771 --> 00:16:32,106
[team cheers and applauds]
489
00:16:32,108 --> 00:16:34,459
- appreciate you, coach.
Appreciate you.
490
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:38,179
Yo, I just want to say
thank you to all of you
491
00:16:38,181 --> 00:16:40,615
for allowing me to outshine
y'all all these years.
492
00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:44,485
[team groans and laughs]
493
00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:46,354
warren sapp.
- Yeah!
494
00:16:46,356 --> 00:16:49,023
[applause]
495
00:16:49,025 --> 00:16:50,625
- okay, and the next award.
496
00:16:50,627 --> 00:16:51,759
Coming all the way back from
497
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,561
academic probation to earn
498
00:16:53,563 --> 00:16:56,831
a 2.8 in general studies,
499
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,700
scholar of the year,
mr. Dwayne johnson.
500
00:16:58,702 --> 00:17:05,373
[team cheers]
501
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:08,443
- dewey!
502
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,211
- Hey, coach, is this your dad?
503
00:17:10,213 --> 00:17:11,646
[laughter]
504
00:17:11,648 --> 00:17:13,114
- it's benjamin franklin, son.
505
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:13,981
- Oh, of course.
506
00:17:13,983 --> 00:17:15,049
Doesn't look like you at all.
507
00:17:15,051 --> 00:17:20,822
[team chuckles and cheers]
508
00:17:20,824 --> 00:17:22,123
- all right guys,
we're out of here
509
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,291
in three days.
I want everything packed--
510
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,292
- like I've always done
511
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,394
when I don't know
what else to do,
512
00:17:26,396 --> 00:17:27,929
I go home.
513
00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:29,230
My mom wasn't the only one
514
00:17:29,232 --> 00:17:31,265
who was grinding out
a paycheck.
515
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,568
My dad couldn't
book matches anymore,
516
00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:36,487
so he was teaching at
skinny jimmy's wrestling camp.
517
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,139
- Does this hurt, richard?
518
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,525
- No.
- I can tell.
519
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,743
And so can the audience
520
00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:42,944
'cause you're not selling
worth a damn.
521
00:17:42,946 --> 00:17:43,945
Here, let me show you.
522
00:17:43,947 --> 00:17:46,514
Put me in a sleeper hold.
523
00:17:46,516 --> 00:17:48,583
[choking]
524
00:17:48,585 --> 00:17:49,834
- oh, my god, are you okay?
525
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,719
- Richard, I swear to god.
526
00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:54,922
I'm selling.
527
00:17:54,924 --> 00:17:56,657
- That richard is a disgrace.
528
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,010
I wish I could go back in time
and kill his mother.
529
00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:00,545
- At least he's having fun.
530
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,380
He's got a good enough job
where he can afford
531
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:03,598
to pay for these lessons.
532
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,099
What does it matter
if he's bad?
533
00:18:05,101 --> 00:18:06,167
- All right, everybody.
Grab your partner.
534
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,351
- If it doesn't matter to him,
535
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,604
it doesn't matter to me.
536
00:18:09,606 --> 00:18:11,239
What matters to you, dewey?
537
00:18:13,476 --> 00:18:15,810
What matters to me?
538
00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:17,562
My family.
539
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,197
Doing something great.
540
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,449
Proving that
I got what it takes.
541
00:18:21,451 --> 00:18:22,784
- To do what?
542
00:18:22,786 --> 00:18:25,286
- Whatever you got.
543
00:18:25,288 --> 00:18:27,321
- You remind me
of your grandfather.
544
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,824
He would say the same thing.
- He did?
545
00:18:29,826 --> 00:18:31,292
- Everyone thought
546
00:18:31,294 --> 00:18:33,411
that he was too short
to be a wrestler,
547
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,046
so he won the title.
548
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,331
They thought that
wrestlers couldn't act,
549
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,268
so he got cast
in a james bond movie.
550
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:42,336
And they thought
wrestlers were dumb,
551
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,972
so he started
his own promotion business.
552
00:18:44,974 --> 00:18:47,909
He loved being underestimated.
553
00:18:47,911 --> 00:18:51,378
- Yeah, I admire that.
554
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,397
Wish I felt that way.
555
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,816
- Life is tough.
556
00:18:54,818 --> 00:18:56,818
You must be tougher.
557
00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:59,053
People don't believe in
your dream?
558
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:02,773
Good.
You prove them wrong.
559
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,443
- But what if they're right
and I'm the one that's wrong?
560
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,078
- You are not wrong.
561
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,330
You're going to
take us with you.
562
00:19:09,332 --> 00:19:10,898
I know that.
563
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,917
You never give up.
564
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,286
We are all going to make it.
565
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,092
- I'm going to cool down walk
so I don't choke out richard.
566
00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,094
He got drunk and promised
his kid that he'd fight
567
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:26,297
the ultimate warrior
at next year's wrestlemania.
568
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,382
- I'm gonna head down
to the beach with my tire.
569
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,283
Do some training.
570
00:19:29,285 --> 00:19:30,968
- I thought football was over.
571
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,604
- The season's over, but
the nfl combine's coming up.
572
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:37,558
Got to make sure I put on
a show for those scouts.
573
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,310
Is that my championship ring?
574
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:42,063
- Oh, I like to wear it
to the store.
575
00:19:42,065 --> 00:19:43,597
- So, yeah, sometimes
576
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,268
there are things in life
you just can't control,
577
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,453
but my family was
never a variable.
578
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:54,208
- Okay, try this again.
Richard...
579
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:57,278
- They were always there.
580
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,448
[upbeat music playing]
581
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:07,421
♪ ♪
582
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,558
- so we provide
a discount on a rental car
583
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,261
if you commit to
a midsize or above.
584
00:20:13,263 --> 00:20:16,097
Uh, sorry, I'm just gonna have
to place you on a brief hold.
585
00:20:16,099 --> 00:20:17,315
Dewey, what are you doing here?
586
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:20,234
- Just dropped by
to bring you this.
587
00:20:20,236 --> 00:20:22,370
Might not be able
to get you out of here yet,
588
00:20:22,372 --> 00:20:24,071
but in the meantime,
I can at least make you
589
00:20:24,073 --> 00:20:25,873
a little more comfortable.
590
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:28,242
- Hey, why's she the only one
who gets one of those?
591
00:20:28,244 --> 00:20:29,610
- Don't worry
about what she's getting.
592
00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:30,978
Know your role
and shut your mouth.
593
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,413
- Get out of here, carl.
594
00:20:32,415 --> 00:20:33,664
- Who's that chiming-in bitch?
595
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,283
- Carl.
596
00:20:35,285 --> 00:20:38,152
Thank you for the fan, baby.
597
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,954
- I love you.
598
00:20:39,956 --> 00:20:43,007
Hey, it might take
a little longer,
599
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,726
but I'm getting
to the pros, mom.
600
00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:47,678
We're gonna make it.
601
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,796
You know, for four years,
602
00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:50,998
I had gone up against
future hall-of-famers.
603
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,867
And I was good,
but I was never great.
604
00:20:52,869 --> 00:20:54,768
But I still thought I was
good enough to get a shot,
605
00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:56,120
and all I needed was
606
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,306
one nfl team
who believed in me.
607
00:20:58,308 --> 00:21:00,574
- So did an nfl team
take a chance on you?
608
00:21:00,576 --> 00:21:02,126
Did you get drafted?
609
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,078
- Well, we'll save that story
for another time.
610
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,630
- Oh, okay, I can't wait.
611
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,131
- It's a good one.
612
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,615
- Yeah, I won't have
the hard pear cider next time.
613
00:21:08,617 --> 00:21:09,617
- Cheers.
614
00:21:09,619 --> 00:21:12,303
- Oh, yes, um...
615
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:18,726
- There you go.
616
00:21:18,728 --> 00:21:20,661
Get it.
617
00:21:20,663 --> 00:21:22,229
- Love it.
- [laughs]