1 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:06,354 . 2 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,704 - During the debate, if you're thirsty, don't hesitate 3 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:10,010 to stop and take a sip of water. 4 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:11,315 Hydration is not weakness. 5 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:12,447 - Casey, I took on a tidal wave 6 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:14,057 with my bare hands in San Andreas. 7 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:15,493 I'm good around water. - At some point, 8 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,495 they will ask you what you want your legacy to be. 9 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:19,149 Our polling of swing voters shows your weakness 10 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:20,542 is foreign policy, 11 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:21,934 so you want your legacy to be 12 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,806 that you were tough but fair on the Middle East. 13 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:26,156 - Got it, tough and fair on the Middle East. 14 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,592 Is it cool if I refer to my opponent 15 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:29,072 as a "Little Candy Ass"? 16 00:00:29,116 --> 00:00:30,334 I could say, "I'm gonna check your little candy ass 17 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:32,683 into the Smackdown Hotel." 18 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:34,034 - I'm gonna go... 19 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:36,036 do something that's not 20 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:37,733 you having ideas, so-- But good luck. 21 00:00:37,776 --> 00:00:39,169 Kill it. 22 00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:41,780 - So, no, I'm not for combining 23 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:44,044 the police department and the fire department 24 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:46,263 into a super unit called "The Fire Police," 25 00:00:46,307 --> 00:00:47,525 as cool as that sounds. 26 00:00:47,569 --> 00:00:49,223 - Thank you, Candidate Johnson. 27 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:50,702 Let's move on to the next question. 28 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:53,749 If elected, what do you want your legacy to be? 29 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:54,837 - Yes. 30 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,143 Middle East. 31 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:58,014 - We'll begin with you, Senator Taft. 32 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,972 Well, as the great-great-great grandson 33 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:01,365 of President William Howard Taft, 34 00:01:01,409 --> 00:01:03,367 I know a thing or two about legacy. 35 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:04,977 And carrying forward that proud history, 36 00:01:05,021 --> 00:01:07,197 I'll turn pain into strength 37 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:09,547 and setbacks into victories. 38 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,549 Meanwhile, my opponent is a movie star 39 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:13,638 who lets his stunt doubles fight his battles for him. 40 00:01:13,682 --> 00:01:15,423 - Okay, as a fitness advocate, 41 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:17,860 let me first point out that William Howard Taft 42 00:01:17,903 --> 00:01:21,385 was the only president to ever get stuck in his own bathtub. 43 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:23,561 - I'm sorry, pics or it didn't happen, Mr. Johnson. 44 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:25,259 - It's a fact. The other fact, America, 45 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:28,175 is that no one has had to fight more than I have. 46 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:30,655 I come from a long line of fighters. 47 00:01:30,699 --> 00:01:32,744 Let me take a quick moment to tell you a little story 48 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:34,224 about my family. 49 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:35,747 Starting with my grandmother, 50 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:38,402 the first female wrestling promoter in the country. 51 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:40,361 No one was tougher than her. 52 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:42,667 She set the tone. 53 00:01:42,711 --> 00:01:43,842 - Lia. 54 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:46,758 Lonnie McGill. Thank you for meeting me. 55 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:48,543 - Bob tells me you've been calling the office 56 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:51,154 every day since Battle Royale, leaving messages. 57 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,764 - I wanna do what you do. 58 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:56,028 After 40 years of slinging insurance, I retired. 59 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:57,465 And me and the missus thought, 60 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:59,554 "Why not finally do something that we love?" 61 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:01,208 So she's growing cucumbers, 62 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:03,775 and I'm trying to get into the wrestling promotion biz. 63 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:05,603 And I figured, who better to talk to 64 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:08,606 than the Queen of Hawaiian Wrestling? 65 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,478 - Nice story. 66 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,523 Here's why you're really here. 67 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:15,091 - You heard Greg Yao was trying to steal my wrestlers. 68 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,962 First, King Kong Bundy... - He signed a deal 69 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:19,269 to wrestle for Yao. - Then Junkyard Dog. 70 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:20,705 - He upgraded me to the Radisson. 71 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:22,403 - He even tried to take Rocky. 72 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:24,144 - It says "Number 1," 'cause that's what you'll be 73 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:26,015 when you sign with me. 74 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:29,192 - And you say, "Hey, I wanna get in on that too." 75 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:31,977 - I--I'm sorry? - You see me as weak. 76 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,849 "What's grandma gonna do? 77 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:35,546 Hit me with your purse?" 78 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,113 That's what you say to yourself. 79 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,506 - I--that doesn't sound like me. 80 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,334 - You know how a queen keeps her throne? 81 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:43,467 By ruling with an iron fist. 82 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:02,617 [sighs] Excuse me. 83 00:03:16,108 --> 00:03:19,590 - ♪ She's a bad Mama Jama 84 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:22,202 - Now, obviously, my grandmother was not afraid 85 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:24,029 to get her hands dirty. 86 00:03:24,073 --> 00:03:25,466 Neither was I. 87 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:29,034 [upbeat music] 88 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:30,340 - Damn. 89 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:32,168 I need that. 90 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,823 ♪ 91 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:37,913 I need a boogie board. 92 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:40,307 ♪ 93 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,439 - But sometimes, she would go too far, 94 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:43,527 and she knew it. 95 00:03:43,571 --> 00:03:46,400 - Today, my mom left you mangoes. 96 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:48,576 Look, she pre-sliced some of them the way you like it. 97 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:50,491 - Why does she keep leaving fruit? 98 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:51,405 Why doesn't she just talk to me? 99 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,710 - She's ashamed. 100 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:54,277 She uses big fruit to intimidate people, 101 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,192 and small fruit to apologize to people. 102 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,802 She lets the fruit do the talking. 103 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,587 - I can't believe she thought I would stab her 104 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:02,503 in the back and sign an exclusive contract with Yao. 105 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:04,635 I mean, if anything, I'm the one that should be mad 106 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:07,334 about that screwjob she pulled on me at the Battle Royale. 107 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:08,813 What the hell are you doing? 108 00:04:08,857 --> 00:04:10,337 - Lia changed finish last minute. 109 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,816 - I saw you with Yao. 110 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:14,471 I double-cross you before you could double-cross me! 111 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:15,907 - I did meet with Yao. 112 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:18,736 You are a degenerate scumbag loser 113 00:04:18,779 --> 00:04:21,565 with bad hair and a cocaine problem. 114 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:24,133 - Rocky... 115 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:26,353 - Honey, yeah, I think she does think you're mad. 116 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:27,702 That's why she feels so bad. 117 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:28,964 - Oh. 118 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:31,662 Good. - Ugh, that red light is back. 119 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:33,098 It's been blinking since yesterday. 120 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:34,404 It's driving me crazy! 121 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,014 - Just call the front desk. They'll fix it. 122 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:39,409 Or throw a towel over it. 123 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:40,889 Oh, hey, I spoke with Vince 124 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:42,760 about my run in the New York Territory. 125 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:44,588 He wants to pair me up with Tony Atlas, 126 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,373 and if things go well, 127 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,766 set us up to be future tag team champs. 128 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:51,247 [chuckles] Oh, remind me to call Tony, 129 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,249 and tell him to stop talking about women's feet in public. 130 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,598 - "Rocky Johnson, 131 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:57,427 WWF tag team champion" sounds pretty good. 132 00:04:57,471 --> 00:05:00,038 - So does "Ata Johnson, 'Star Search' champion." 133 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:01,823 It's been a couple weeks. When are you gonna hear back 134 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:03,172 from that audition tape you sent in? 135 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:04,391 - I'm not holding my breath. 136 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:05,696 I'm sure they just threw it in the trash. 137 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,307 - Hey, you can't think that way. 138 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:08,786 [crumpling] - Oh. 139 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:12,399 Dewey, did you put this under my pillow? 140 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:14,357 - That's where that is. 141 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:15,663 I was looking for it. 142 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:17,491 - We've been through this. You're too young. 143 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:20,450 - Ugh, not the age thing again. 144 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:21,625 - Hey, careful! 145 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,105 That towel is there for a reason. 146 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:25,629 - I've seen kids half my age riding these. 147 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:27,239 - You've seen a five year old on the open ocean 148 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:28,806 boogie boarding? - Hey. 149 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,678 Remember when Dewey was five, 150 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:33,158 and I used to let him sit on my lap and "drive" the car? 151 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:34,638 [chuckles] 152 00:05:34,682 --> 00:05:36,205 - What are you talking about? 153 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:37,467 - I don't know. 154 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:38,642 I just walked in mid-conversation 155 00:05:38,686 --> 00:05:39,948 and wanted to be in the mix. 156 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:42,994 - It started blinking a day ago. 157 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,474 I think you need to replace the phone. 158 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:45,823 - Your phone's not broken. 159 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,477 The red light means you have a message. 160 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:48,783 - A message? But I pressed the red light. 161 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:50,132 Nothing happened. - No, no. 162 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:51,742 You have to press the button with the envelope. 163 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:52,830 - The envelope? I thought that was 164 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:54,049 to summon the mailman? - It's fine. 165 00:05:54,092 --> 00:05:56,356 I'm listening to your message right now. 166 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,314 It's some lady named... 167 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,185 "Star Search"? 168 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:02,013 She loved your tape. - [gasps] 169 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:03,841 - She's inviting you to come to Los Angeles 170 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:06,278 for an in-person audition. - Oh, my God! 171 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:07,410 - What is it? A spider? 172 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,020 - "Star Search" loved my audition! 173 00:06:09,064 --> 00:06:10,108 - Yay! - Yes! 174 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:11,066 - And the phone's not broken! 175 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:12,197 - Yay! - Yes! 176 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:13,547 - [laughs] 177 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:15,897 - And your dry cleaning's ready to be picked up. 178 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:19,422 . 179 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:21,729 - Uh-huh. Okay, thank you. 180 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:22,991 They're flying me to LA tomorrow 181 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:24,949 for the second round of auditions. 182 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,255 They want me to sing my original song 183 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:28,170 I auditioned with, and prepare a second song, 184 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:29,432 a cover. - "My Sharona." 185 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:30,999 - "Don't Go Breaking My Heart." 186 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:32,217 - I need to make a list of emergency contacts. 187 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:33,784 I need to write out Dewey's allergies. 188 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:35,046 Oh, you need to forgive my mom. 189 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,831 - Oh, uh, why is that a thing? 190 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:38,180 - Because it's time, 191 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:39,486 and we need her to watch Dewey while I'm gone. 192 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:40,835 I'll get her to go to the beach, 193 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:41,836 find you a beautiful apology seashell, 194 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:43,359 she can rinse it and wrap it-- 195 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,361 - Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe? 196 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,581 I got time before Vince needs me in New York. 197 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,017 I can watch Dewey. 198 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,540 - You've never watched me before. 199 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:51,759 - Boy, yes I have. 200 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:53,021 - No, you haven't. - Haven't I? 201 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:54,022 - Definitely not. - You haven't. 202 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:55,893 - Oh. Huh. 203 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:57,460 Okay, well, we'll start right now. 204 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,027 It'll be easy. The boy's ten, 205 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,202 he's practically grown. 206 00:07:00,245 --> 00:07:02,073 - He's still a little boy. 207 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:03,379 - Who are you calling a little boy? 208 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,294 I can pick you up. - [chuckles] 209 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:06,861 Oh, hey, no, no, no, no, no! 210 00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:08,036 [groans] Stop. - Look, 211 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,386 I was 13 when I went out on my own. 212 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,432 Now, I'm sure Dewey can handle being watched 213 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:15,435 by his own father for a few days. 214 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:18,046 - Okay. 215 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:19,395 Okay, yeah. 216 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,136 You can have some father-son bonding time. 217 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:22,354 - That's right, ah! 218 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:24,661 The Johnson boys are gonna hit the town! 219 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:26,402 [chuckles] 220 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,404 I'm only talking spaghetti and go-carts, baby. 221 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,232 - Okay, so, I'd like to bring us back 222 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:32,669 to the boogie board idea. 223 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,497 If Dad left home at 13, 224 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,630 feels like I can lie down on a piece of foam 225 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:38,283 shaped like a Pac-Man ghost 226 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:40,982 and feel the joy of being pushed by a wave. 227 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,683 - Okay. You can get the boogie board. 228 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:47,728 - Yes! - And to celebrate 229 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,251 my good news, 230 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:51,514 I'm taking the family to Lorenzo's tonight 231 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:52,950 for a nice dinner. 232 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,474 - Great idea, baby! 233 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,171 Ha, I love it. 234 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:58,086 - Ooh! - [chuckles] 235 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,304 That's how you do it, son. 236 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:01,524 - And I'm inviting my mother. 237 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:02,743 - Mm-hmm. 238 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,745 - Even though it wasn't my mom's fight, 239 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:07,269 she was the best at bringing the family together. 240 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,401 - I gotta say, Lia, 241 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,447 this is one beautiful apology shell. 242 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,840 Thank you. - Peter gave it to me 243 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:15,930 when I caught him watching women's volleyball. 244 00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:18,323 I'm so happy we squashed this. 245 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,456 I'll never doubt your loyalty again. 246 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,371 - Ah, water under the bridge. - That's right. 247 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:24,068 - We are family. - Family. 248 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:25,287 - Always got your back. 249 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:26,810 - Your back will always be had. 250 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:27,855 - Are you guys done? 251 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:28,856 Can I please have some 252 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,292 of Grandma's attention now? 253 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:31,989 - Sorry. - Mm, go ahead. 254 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,469 - Look at my new boogie board, Grandma! 255 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,471 - My goodness, sweetheart. I love it! 256 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,604 - Her name's Tanya. - So wonderful. 257 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:40,171 I had something very similar when I was a kid, 258 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:42,086 but it was a piece of driftwood. 259 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:43,610 - [laughs] 260 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:44,959 I can't believe this is happening. 261 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:46,308 I can't believe I'm going to LA 262 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:47,962 to try out for "Star Search." 263 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,833 - That's wonderful, la'u pepe. 264 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:52,706 Your father used to say your voice was so special. 265 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,316 - Thank you, Mom. 266 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:55,796 - You'd be so proud, Peter. 267 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,624 This is all for you. 268 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:58,929 And while you're gone, 269 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,148 Rocky and I are going to plot 270 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:01,584 a revenge against Yao. 271 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,412 - I already took his cowboy boots. 272 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:04,979 He'll be feeling that for a while. 273 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,328 - That's only the beginning. 274 00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:08,156 Next, we're gonna crush his spirit. 275 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:09,723 - Mom, you can't do that. 276 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:11,246 - Yao is after our business. 277 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:13,814 Your father's business and our family legacy. 278 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:16,947 In this family, we stand up for ourselves. 279 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,035 Isn't that right? 280 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,080 - That's right. - Definitely. 281 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:20,647 - He must pay. 282 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:21,822 - "He must pay"? 283 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:24,041 What are you planning to do? - Nothing. 284 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,173 - Then why are you smiling like that? 285 00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:26,478 - No reason. 286 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,574 - No! 287 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,663 What? 288 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:37,794 ♪ 289 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:39,187 Oh, my God. 290 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,971 My bird of fire! 291 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:42,973 Greek Gods and Goddesses! 292 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:46,194 Sugar's corrosive on a clear coat! 293 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:50,241 Just declined the insurance on these. 294 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:54,594 - Now, some fights you choose... 295 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:57,553 and some fights, they choose you. 296 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:02,863 - Hey. I'm Sebi. 297 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,473 - Hi, Sebi. I'm Dewey, 298 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,344 and this is my boogie board, Tanya. 299 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,477 - Kenny wants to fight you. 300 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,696 - I didn't know who Kenny was 301 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:11,262 or even why he wanted to fight me, 302 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,873 but like my grandmother said, 303 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,092 in our family, we always stand up for ourselves. 304 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,529 - Hell yeah, I'll fight him. 305 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:19,662 Who's Kenny? - That's Kenny. 306 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,142 [suspenseful tone] 307 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:25,407 By the way, I'm not affiliated with him. 308 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,714 He stole my shaved ice and said 309 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,237 he wouldn't give it back until I-- 310 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,631 - Can't talk. My ride's here. 311 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:37,637 - You missed that one! 312 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,116 - I know, Sebi! 313 00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:41,249 . 314 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,555 - ♪ I know it's not your way 315 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,383 - Hey, sorry to interrupt. 316 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,647 I know you said this is the perfect acoustic chamber 317 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,213 for you to practice your song, 318 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:51,520 but it's also the perfect chamber for something else, 319 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:52,652 if you know what I mean. 320 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,479 - I just need five more minutes. 321 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,220 - You know what? I love you so much, 322 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,614 I'll give you six. 323 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,182 - ♪ Not your way 324 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,705 - They took Tanya! 325 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,272 - Who's Tanya? - My boogie board. 326 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,360 - Who did? 327 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:09,407 - Kenny, heard you wanted to fight. 328 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,757 - You're in my surf spot. 329 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,236 If you don't want to get your ass kicked, 330 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,455 you gotta pay the price. 331 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,239 - Pay the price? What price? 332 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,632 - 50 bucks. 333 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,851 And your boogie board. 334 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,374 - Well, I don't have any money, 335 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:22,072 and you sure as hell ain't getting that. 336 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,334 So... 337 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:24,553 looks like we're gonna have to settle this 338 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:25,728 another way. 339 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,599 - I was ready to fight Kenny. 340 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,253 - Hey, yo. Check this kid out. 341 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:32,256 - But Kenny rolls deep. 342 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,955 - Thinks he can take on the local boys. 343 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:36,173 - Uh-oh. 344 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:37,174 - Your board... 345 00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:41,918 is gonna make a great present for my mistress. 346 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:45,269 - They cut my leash, took my board, and beat my ass. 347 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:47,445 They were gonna bury me up to my neck in the sand, 348 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,578 but I ran away. 349 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:51,101 I'm sorry, Dad. - Hey. 350 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,321 Never apologize for standing up for yourself. 351 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,758 - Oh, no, I wasn't apologizing about that. 352 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,412 I was saying sorry because I lost. 353 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,196 - Oh, okay, good. - Yeah, I'm glad I fought. 354 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,809 - All right, good. Um, listen, Dewey. 355 00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:05,376 Let's not tell your mom about this. 356 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,117 She's got a lot going on right now, 357 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,858 and we don't want her to worry. 358 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,643 But as soon as she leaves for the airport, 359 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:14,124 you and I will deal with those kids. 360 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,780 - Lia? Yao called. 361 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,564 He says he wants to have a sit-down with you. 362 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,218 I think our threats worked. 363 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,917 He says he wants to end this beef. 364 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,789 - I already know what I'm gonna wear. 365 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,749 [western music] 366 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:34,754 ♪ 367 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,408 - Lia. Bob. 368 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,671 - Greg. Drab boots. 369 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,108 - They're temporary. Okay? 370 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,587 I'm having new ones custom made. 371 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,807 I'm just waiting for this special African yellow dye-- 372 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,809 - We're indoors, take your hat off. 373 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,333 Show some respect. 374 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,031 - I know you're the one who's been threatening me 375 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,336 and damaging my property. 376 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,817 - Then you stay away from my wrestlers. 377 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,601 I run the Hawaii territory, 378 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:59,169 and if you want to put on a match, you go through me. 379 00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:00,954 - [scoffs] I don't work for you anymore. 380 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,738 - You think because you take my wrestlers 381 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,957 that we are equals? 382 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,786 I am a shark, and you are-- 383 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,962 Bob, what's the name of those small fish? 384 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,441 - Guppy. - No, no, no. 385 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,400 The ones that attach themselves to the sharks 386 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,836 and eat their leftovers. 387 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,882 - Oh, remora? - Yes. 388 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,709 You are remora. 389 00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,886 And you eat what I let you eat. 390 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,583 You know, this business is tough. 391 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,280 People die in this business. 392 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,066 My husband, he died because of this business. 393 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,981 - Didn't Peter die of cancer? 394 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,721 - He died how I say he died! 395 00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,114 - Okay. 396 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,246 Fine. 397 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,551 Just tell me what you want me to do. 398 00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:34,901 - Pay. 399 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,946 You rent the rings and the venues through me. 400 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,426 You book my wrestlers, 401 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,994 and you pay my tribute fee of $5,000. 402 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,560 - I don't have that kind of money lying around. 403 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:43,823 - Then get it! 404 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,781 - Hi, Lia. What are you having today? 405 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,174 - Oh, good morning, Marisa. 406 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,611 I'll have silver dollar pancakes short stack 407 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,091 with a side of sausage. 408 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,310 - Home fries with gravy. - I'll have a cobb salad-- 409 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:56,792 - No, no, nothing for him. He's leaving. 410 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,881 Hey, you tell Bob when you have it. 411 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:02,319 [upbeat music] 412 00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:09,196 ♪ 413 00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,217 - And I keep some extra money in a coffee can 414 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,871 in the closet, just in case. 415 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,220 Oh, don't let Dewey eat too many mangoes. 416 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,309 He's mildly allergic. He gets puffy lips. 417 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,485 Please check in on my mom. She's under so much pressure. 418 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,313 I'm really worried about her. - I will. 419 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,315 You just concentrate on this audition. 420 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,969 - [sighs] I'm gonna blow the doors 421 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,840 off "Star Search"! - Oh, I know that's right. 422 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,102 I'm so proud of you! 423 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,976 - Oh. - Good luck, Mom. 424 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,195 - Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much. 425 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,631 I'll see you in a few days, okay? 426 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:56,199 - See you in a few days. - Well, hopefully not. 427 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,940 - What do you mean? - I mean, 428 00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,116 hopefully this is just the beginning. 429 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,771 You kill the audition, they put you on the show, 430 00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,208 a label signs you, you go on tour! 431 00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:06,601 I mean, how cool would that be? 432 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,690 Both of us on tour, you with your music, 433 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,126 me with the WWF? 434 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,736 - Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves. 435 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,651 - But that's the dream, right? 436 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:16,524 - Right. I--I-- 437 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,614 so, if we're on tour, what about Dewey? 438 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,485 - Uh, he'll split time between me and you. 439 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:22,704 Sometimes he'll stay with your mom. 440 00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,140 We'll figure it out. 441 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,969 - So, I just wouldn't see him half the time? 442 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,623 - No, no, not half. 443 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,973 You wouldn't see him, like, 40% of the time. 444 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,409 But--but don't worry about that right now. 445 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,455 That's in the future. This is just the beginning. 446 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,805 - Yeah. It's just the beginning. 447 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,459 Okay. - All right. 448 00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,113 - I love you both so much. - Bye, Mom. 449 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:42,158 - Now, you drive safe. You got precious cargo. 450 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,420 Bye, babe. There she goes. 451 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:44,421 - Bye. 452 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,816 - [sighs] 453 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:48,991 - Bye! 454 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,166 All right. 455 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,602 Show me those punks who jumped you. 456 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:55,476 . 457 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,391 - Let me tell you, if you were ever jumped 458 00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,522 by a gang of bullies, 459 00:15:58,566 --> 00:15:59,480 you wanted Rocky Johnson in your corner. 460 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,743 - There they are. - Hey! 461 00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,484 Heard y'all jumped my boy. 462 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,312 That's a bitch-ass move. 463 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:06,791 Eight against one. 464 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,532 Now, listen up. My son 465 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,404 would kick the crap out of any one of you 466 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,580 one-on-one, and he'll do it right now. 467 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,798 - Uh-- - And I heard 468 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,235 one of y'all pulled a knife! 469 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,323 - No one pulled a knife on your-- 470 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,107 - You shut the hell up! 471 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,631 Y'all like knives, huh? 472 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,285 [chuckles] Well... 473 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,418 I got the knife now. 474 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,421 That's what I thought. 475 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:30,032 Dewey! Get your board. 476 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,256 - All right! Dewey and Dewey's dad! 477 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,040 - Sebi, are you okay? 478 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,477 - I'm buried straight down, but I'm fine. 479 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:41,609 I'm clapping right now. 480 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:44,090 You can't see, but I am. 481 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,135 - Anytime, one-on-one. 482 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,571 Anytime. 483 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:51,836 - Dad, that was amazing. 484 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,013 - Bye, Dewey! - Thank you, Dew. 485 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,885 We believe in standing up for ourselves in this family. 486 00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:59,148 But sometimes, the fight isn't always fair. 487 00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:02,717 When that happens, know I always got your back. 488 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,980 - Dad, do you wanna go boogie boarding with me? 489 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,329 - No, son. You know I don't like 490 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,505 to get my hair wet. 491 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,857 - [over loudspeaker] Aloha flight 24 492 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:16,078 will be boarding shortly. 493 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:19,080 [soft music] 494 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,560 ♪ 495 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:21,779 - You into surfing? 496 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,215 - Oh. [chuckles] 497 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:26,262 No, I just got my son one of those boogie boards. 498 00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:27,698 - Uh, that'll be $6.50. 499 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,831 - He's not here with me--my son. 500 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,399 But I thought he'd like the magazine when I get back. 501 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,835 I'm only gone a few days. 502 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,837 And, you know, if I have to be gone longer next time, 503 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,360 we'll figure it out. [chuckles] 504 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,275 I mean, when I was growing up, we traveled all the time. 505 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,408 My dad was a wrestler and my mom and I were on the road 506 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:44,367 constantly with him, and it was fine. 507 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:47,631 Of course, my mom was always with me. 508 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:50,591 She was that steady presence. 509 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:54,073 I remember that made me feel like 510 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,509 no matter where we were, 511 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,076 that was home. 512 00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,774 - That's sweet. 513 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:04,605 Please take the change from my hand. 514 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,607 - [chuckles] 515 00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,479 [knocking] 516 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:14,093 - Mom? What are you doing here? 517 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,616 - I have bad news. 518 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,487 "Star Search" called and changed their mind. 519 00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:18,793 - Really? 520 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:21,056 Wait, they called you at the airport? 521 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,144 - Yep. 522 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,668 Announced it over the loudspeaker. 523 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,279 Said they made a mistake and accepted 524 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,758 too many talented people, 525 00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:30,544 but they're gonna keep me in mind for the future. 526 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,285 - I'm sorry, Mom. 527 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,461 Are you sad? - No. 528 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,419 Because now I get to be here with you. 529 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:37,899 Mm. 530 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,814 Did you have some good bonding time with your dad? 531 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:42,164 - Yeah. We had fun at the beach. 532 00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:44,471 - Is that a knife? 533 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,386 - Let's sing a song together. 534 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,214 - Sure. 535 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,345 Your favorite? - Yeah. 536 00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:50,912 - [chuckles] 537 00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:54,698 ♪ Don't go breaking my heart 538 00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:57,310 - ♪ I couldn't if I tried 539 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,181 ♪ 540 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:02,837 - ♪ Oh, honey, if I get restless-- ♪ 541 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,621 - ♪ Baby, you're not that kind ♪ 542 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,406 ♪ 543 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,625 [laughs] 544 00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:11,019 both: ♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪ 545 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,629 - Ultimately, my mom decided the fight 546 00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,196 to become a star could wait. 547 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:18,026 It wasn't worth losing these moments with her family. 548 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,206 - Francine, go pee-pee for Mama. 549 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,034 No, don't lick my shoes. 550 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,470 Go pee-pee. 551 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:28,950 - Hey, Lia. 552 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,865 - Hey. Where's Dewey? 553 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,519 - He's relaxing at the hotel. 554 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,783 But I got these for you. 555 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:38,438 - Ooh. Yao's boots. 556 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,222 Look how they glow in the moonlight. 557 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:43,399 - Ooh, look how the pores in the leather accept the dye. 558 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:44,574 Mm! - [chuckles] 559 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,968 - Anyway, how is everything? 560 00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,056 You okay? 561 00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,623 - I think I finally got everything 562 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:50,580 under control. 563 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,060 - Good. 564 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,714 'Cause Ata was worried about some of the stuff 565 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,237 you were saying at the restaurant. 566 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,587 - I shouldn't have said those things in front of her. 567 00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,154 But you know, Peter built 568 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,549 Polynesian Pacific Pro Wrestling... 569 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:05,029 and I won't let it be torn down. 570 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:08,555 - No one can question, you are one badass woman, Lia. 571 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,383 Respected. Feared. 572 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,776 Loathed. And loved. 573 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,125 - I like that. 574 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:16,084 Put it on a T-shirt. - [chuckles] 575 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:19,348 - Come on. Help me put on my new boots. 576 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:23,874 [camera shutter clicking] 577 00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:29,097 - Sometimes, when you think a fight has been won, 578 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,360 you find out it's only just beginning. 579 00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,014 [knocking] 580 00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,280 - Did you hear, FBI? Did you get it? 581 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,151 - We got her asking you for a tribute fee, 582 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,805 which sounds to me like extortion. 583 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,807 - Yes, good! 584 00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:45,287 So you can arrest her? - Yeah. 585 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,941 If we can get more, we have a better chance 586 00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,943 of making sure the charges stick. 587 00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,293 - My grandmother didn't know it, 588 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,948 but her biggest fight was yet to come. 589 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,343 My whole life, I've watched my family 590 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:58,953 fight to keep what's theirs, 591 00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:00,781 fight to keep us together, 592 00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,435 and fight to keep their dreams alive. 593 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:05,002 And as President, I will follow their example, 594 00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,744 and I will always fight for the American people. 595 00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:10,443 And that's what I hope my legacy will be. 596 00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,358 - That was your "quick story"? 597 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,925 You exceeded your allotted time by, what, 20 minutes? 598 00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:17,014 - Yes. Thank you very much. 599 00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,060 [cheering and applause] 600 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:21,976 - Thank you, candidate Johnson. 601 00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:23,151 Let's move on to the next question. 602 00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:24,848 - [chuckles]