1 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,404 - During the debate, if you're thirsty, don't hesitate 2 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:07,139 to stop and take a sip of water. 3 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:08,474 Hydration is not weakness. 4 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:09,575 - Casey, I took on a tidal wave 5 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:11,076 with my bare hands in san andreas. 6 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:12,144 I'm good around water. - At some point, 7 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:14,546 they will ask you what you want your legacy to be. 8 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:16,181 Our polling of swing voters shows your weakness 9 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:17,499 is foreign policy, 10 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:18,600 so you want your legacy to be 11 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,736 that you were tough but fair on the middle east. 12 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:23,088 - Got it, tough and fair on the middle east. 13 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:24,473 Is it cool if I refer to my opponent 14 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:25,657 as a "little candy ass"? 15 00:00:25,710 --> 00:00:27,176 I could say, "I'm gonna check your little candy ass 16 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:29,428 into the smackdown hotel." 17 00:00:29,513 --> 00:00:30,763 - I'm gonna go... 18 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,731 Do something that's not 19 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,433 you having ideas, so-- but good luck. 20 00:00:34,518 --> 00:00:35,868 Kill it. 21 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:38,437 - So, no, I'm not for combining 22 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:40,589 the police department and the fire department 23 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:42,841 into a super unit called "the fire police," 24 00:00:42,893 --> 00:00:44,076 as cool as that sounds. 25 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,728 - Thank you, candidate johnson. 26 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,146 Let's move on to the next question. 27 00:00:47,231 --> 00:00:50,182 If elected, what do you want your legacy to be? 28 00:00:50,234 --> 00:00:51,250 - Yes. 29 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:52,518 Middle east. 30 00:00:52,603 --> 00:00:54,369 - We'll begin with you, senator taft. 31 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,321 Well, as the great-great-great grandson 32 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,723 of president william howard taft, 33 00:00:57,775 --> 00:00:59,691 I know a thing or two about legacy. 34 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,226 And carrying forward that proud history, 35 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,429 I'll turn pain into strength 36 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:05,731 and setbacks into victories. 37 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,699 Meanwhile, my opponent is a movie star 38 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:09,768 who lets his stunt doubles fight his battles for him. 39 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:11,503 - Okay, as a fitness advocate, 40 00:01:11,555 --> 00:01:13,889 let me first point out that william howard taft 41 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:17,376 was the only president to ever get stuck in his own bathtub. 42 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:19,511 - I'm sorry, pics or it didn't happen, mr. Johnson. 43 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,180 - It's a fact. The other fact, america, 44 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:24,016 is that no one has had to fight more than I have. 45 00:01:24,101 --> 00:01:26,485 I come from a long line of fighters. 46 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:28,554 Let me take a quick moment to tell you a little story 47 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,022 about my family. 48 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:31,523 Starting with my grandmother, 49 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:34,093 the first female wrestling promoter in the country. 50 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:36,028 No one was tougher than her. 51 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:38,297 She set the tone. 52 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:39,198 - Lia. 53 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:42,301 Lonnie mcgill. Thank you for meeting me. 54 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:44,069 - Bob tells me you've been calling the office 55 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:46,538 every day since battle royale, leaving messages. 56 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,207 - I wanna do what you do. 57 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:51,376 After 40 years of slinging insurance, I retired. 58 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,845 And me and the missus thought, 59 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:54,913 "why not finally do something that we love?" 60 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:56,548 so she's growing cucumbers, 61 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:59,084 and I'm trying to get into the wrestling promotion biz. 62 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:00,886 And I figured, who better to talk to 63 00:02:00,955 --> 00:02:03,822 than the queen of hawaiian wrestling? 64 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:05,657 - Nice story. 65 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:07,659 Here's why you're really here. 66 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:10,162 - You heard greg yao was trying to steal my wrestlers. 67 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:11,997 First, king kong bundy... - He signed a deal 68 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:14,299 to wrestle for yao. - Then junkyard dog. 69 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,701 - He upgraded me to the radisson. 70 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,369 - He even tried to take rocky. 71 00:02:17,421 --> 00:02:19,004 - It says "number 1," 'cause that's what you'll be 72 00:02:19,073 --> 00:02:20,873 when you sign with me. 73 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:23,942 - And you say, "hey, I wanna get in on that too." 74 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:26,745 - I--I'm sorry? - You see me as weak. 75 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,614 "what's grandma gonna do? 76 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,315 Hit me with your purse?" 77 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:31,817 that's what you say to yourself. 78 00:02:31,886 --> 00:02:33,051 - I--that doesn't sound like me. 79 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:34,786 U ow how a queen keeps her throne? 80 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,856 By ruling with an iron fist. 81 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:56,642 [sighs] excuse me. 82 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,827 - ♪ she's a bad mama jama ♪ 83 00:03:15,913 --> 00:03:17,679 to get her hands dirty. 84 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:19,164 Neither was I. 85 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:22,634 [upbeat music] 86 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,902 - damn. 87 00:03:23,988 --> 00:03:25,704 I need that. 88 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:28,340 ♪ ♪ 89 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:31,343 I need a boogie board. 90 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:33,745 ♪ ♪ 91 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,847 - but sometimes, she would go too far, 92 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:36,949 and she knew it. 93 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:39,735 - Today, my mom left you mangoes. 94 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,887 Look, she pre-sliced some of them the way you like it. 95 00:03:41,956 --> 00:03:43,755 - Why does she keep leaving fruit? 96 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:44,690 Why doesn't she just talk to me? 97 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:45,891 - She's ashamed. 98 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,492 She uses big fruit to intimidate people, 99 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,294 and small fruit to apologize to people. 100 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:50,963 She lets the fruit do the talking. 101 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,731 - I can't believe she thought I would stab her 102 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,567 in the back and sign an exclusive contract with yao. 103 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,669 I mean, if anything, I'm the one that should be mad 104 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,339 about that screwjob she pulled on me at the battle royale. 105 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,740 What the hell are you doing? 106 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:03,275 - Lia changed finish last minute. 107 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,710 - I saw you with yao. 108 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,346 I double-cross you before you could double-cross me! 109 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,747 - I did meet with yao. 110 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:11,550 You are a degenerate scumbag loser 111 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:14,319 with bad hair and a cocaine problem. 112 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,822 - Rocky... 113 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:19,024 - Honey, yeah, I think she does think you're mad. 114 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:20,359 That's why she feels so bad. 115 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,576 - Oh. 116 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:24,263 Good. - Ugh, that red light is back. 117 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:25,631 It's been blinking since yesterday. 118 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:26,932 It's driving me crazy! 119 00:04:27,001 --> 00:04:28,467 - Just call the front desk. They'll fix it. 120 00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:31,870 Or throw a towel over it. 121 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,305 Oh, hey, I spoke with vince 122 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,140 about my run in the new york territory. 123 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:36,942 He wants to pair me up with tony atlas, 124 00:04:37,011 --> 00:04:38,710 and if things go well, 125 00:04:38,762 --> 00:04:41,046 set us up to be future tag team champs. 126 00:04:41,131 --> 00:04:43,482 [chuckles] oh, remind me to call tony, 127 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:45,450 and tell him to stop talking about women's feet in public. 128 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:46,802 - "rocky johnson, 129 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:49,621 wwf tag team champion" sounds pretty good. 130 00:04:49,673 --> 00:04:52,124 - So does "ata johnson, 'star search' champion." 131 00:04:52,176 --> 00:04:53,892 it's been a couple weeks. When are you gonna hear back 132 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,227 from that audition tape you sent in? 133 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:56,428 - I'm not holding my breath. 134 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:57,729 I'm sure they just threw it in the trash. 135 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,231 - Hey, you can't think that way. 136 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,732 [crumpling] - oh. 137 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:04,303 Dewey, did you put this under my pillow? 138 00:05:04,355 --> 00:05:06,104 - That's where that is. 139 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:07,506 I was looking for it. 140 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:09,308 - We've been through this. You're too young. 141 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:12,244 - Ugh, not the age thing again. 142 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:13,412 - Hey, careful! 143 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,846 That towel is there for a reason. 144 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,349 - I've seen kids half my age riding these. 145 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,884 - You've seen a five year old on the open ocean 146 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:20,452 boogie boarding? - Hey. 147 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,287 Remember when dewey was five, 148 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:24,690 and I used to let him sit on my lap and "drive" the car? 149 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,158 [chuckles] 150 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:27,693 - what are you talking about? 151 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:28,960 - I don't know. 152 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,095 I just walked in mid-conversation 153 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:31,363 and wanted to be in the mix. 154 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,366 - It started blinking a day ago. 155 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:35,834 I think you need to replace the phone. 156 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,135 - Your phone's not broken. 157 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,804 The red light means you have a message. 158 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,072 - A message? But I pressed the red light. 159 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,373 Nothing happened. - No, no. 160 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:42,974 You have to press the button with the envelope. 161 00:05:43,027 --> 00:05:44,042 - The envelope? I thought that was 162 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,243 to summon the mailman? - It's fine. 163 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:47,479 I'm listening to your message right now. 164 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,414 It's some lady named... 165 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,283 "star search"? 166 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:53,085 She loved your tape. - [gasps] 167 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:54,886 - she's inviting you to come to los angeles 168 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,255 for an in-person audition. - Oh, my god! 169 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:58,290 - What is it? A spider? 170 00:05:58,359 --> 00:05:59,958 - "star search" loved my audition! 171 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,026 - Yay! - Yes! 172 00:06:01,095 --> 00:06:01,993 - And the phone's not broken! 173 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,061 - Yay! - Yes! 174 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,429 - [laughs] 175 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,698 - and your dry cleaning's ready to be picked up. 176 00:06:09,685 --> 00:06:11,720 - Uh-huh. Okay, thank you. 177 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:12,988 They're flying me to la tomorrow 178 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:14,956 for the second round of auditions. 179 00:06:15,025 --> 00:06:15,957 They want me to sing my original song 180 00:06:16,927 --> 00:06:18,143 I auditioned with, and prepare a second song, 181 00:06:18,228 --> 00:06:19,428 a cover. - "my sharona." 182 00:06:19,496 --> 00:06:20,996 - "don't go breaking my heart." 183 00:06:21,065 --> 00:06:22,197 - I need to make a list of emergency contacts. 184 00:06:22,266 --> 00:06:23,732 I need to write out dewey's allergies. 185 00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:25,033 Oh, you need to forgive my mom. 186 00:06:25,102 --> 00:06:26,735 - Oh, uh, why is that a thing? 187 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:28,136 - Because it's time, 188 00:06:28,205 --> 00:06:29,454 and we need her to watch dewey while I'm gone. 189 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:30,739 I'll get her to go to the beach, 190 00:06:30,808 --> 00:06:31,740 find you a beautiful apology seashell, 191 00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:33,291 she can rinse it and wrap it-- 192 00:06:33,377 --> 00:06:35,310 - babe, babe, babe, babe, babe? 193 00:06:35,379 --> 00:06:37,579 I got time before vince needs me in new york. 194 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:38,980 I can watch dewey. 195 00:06:39,049 --> 00:06:40,549 - You've never watched me before. 196 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:41,783 - Boy, yes I have. 197 00:06:41,852 --> 00:06:43,001 - No, you haven't. - Haven't I? 198 00:06:43,087 --> 00:06:44,002 - Definitely not. - You haven't. 199 00:06:44,088 --> 00:06:45,887 - Oh. Huh. 200 00:06:45,956 --> 00:06:47,422 Okay, well, we'll start right now. 201 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:49,024 It'll be easy. The boy's ten, 202 00:06:49,093 --> 00:06:50,192 he's practically grown. 203 00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:52,060 - He's still a little boy. 204 00:06:52,129 --> 00:06:53,345 - Who are you calling a little boy? 205 00:06:53,430 --> 00:06:55,263 I can pick you up. - [chuckles] 206 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:56,765 oh, hey, no, no, no, no, no! 207 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,033 [groans] stop. - Look, 208 00:06:58,102 --> 00:07:00,352 I was 13 when I went out on my own. 209 00:07:00,437 --> 00:07:02,404 Now, I'm sure dewey can handle being watched 210 00:07:02,472 --> 00:07:05,440 by his own father for a few days. 211 00:07:06,743 --> 00:07:07,993 - Okay. 212 00:07:08,078 --> 00:07:09,327 Okay, yeah. 213 00:07:09,413 --> 00:07:11,113 You can have some father-son bonding time. 214 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,314 - That's right, ah! 215 00:07:12,382 --> 00:07:14,683 The johnson boys are gonna hit the town! 216 00:07:14,751 --> 00:07:16,384 [chuckles] 217 00:07:16,453 --> 00:07:18,386 I'm only talking spaghetti and go-carts, baby. 218 00:07:18,455 --> 00:07:20,222 - Okay, so, I'd like to bring us back 219 00:07:20,290 --> 00:07:22,674 to the boogie board idea. 220 00:07:22,759 --> 00:07:24,459 If dad left home at 13, 221 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,628 feels like I can lie down on a piece of foam 222 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,263 shaped like a pac-man ghost 223 00:07:28,332 --> 00:07:30,966 and feel the joy of being pushed by a wave. 224 00:07:33,604 --> 00:07:36,638 - Okay. You can get the boogie board. 225 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:37,706 - Yes! - And to celebrate 226 00:07:37,774 --> 00:07:39,207 my good news, 227 00:07:39,276 --> 00:07:41,510 I'm taking the family to lorenzo's tonight 228 00:07:41,578 --> 00:07:42,911 for a nice dinner. 229 00:07:42,980 --> 00:07:44,396 - Great idea, baby! 230 00:07:44,481 --> 00:07:46,148 Ha, I love it. 231 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,083 - Ooh! - [chuckles] 232 00:07:48,152 --> 00:07:49,284 that's how you do it, son. 233 00:07:49,353 --> 00:07:51,486 - And I'm inviting my mother. 234 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:52,404 - Mm-hmm. 235 00:07:53,457 --> 00:07:54,756 - Even though it wasn't my mom's fight, 236 00:07:54,825 --> 00:07:57,259 she was the best at bringing the family together. 237 00:07:57,327 --> 00:07:59,361 - I gotta say, lia, 238 00:07:59,429 --> 00:08:01,413 this is one beautiful apology shell. 239 00:08:01,498 --> 00:08:02,831 Thank you. - Peter gave it to me 240 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:05,834 when I caught him watching women's volleyball. 241 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:08,303 I'm so happy we squashed this. 242 00:08:08,372 --> 00:08:10,405 I'll never doubt your loyalty again. 243 00:08:10,474 --> 00:08:12,340 - Ah, water under the bridge. - That's right. 244 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,042 - We are family. - Family. 245 00:08:14,111 --> 00:08:15,227 - Always got your back. 246 00:08:15,312 --> 00:08:16,778 - Your back will always be had. 247 00:08:16,847 --> 00:08:17,846 - Are you guys done? 248 00:08:17,915 --> 00:08:18,847 Can I please have some 249 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:20,265 of grandma's attention now? 250 00:08:20,350 --> 00:08:21,983 - Sorry. - Mm, go ahead. 251 00:08:22,052 --> 00:08:23,451 - Look at my new boogie board, grandma! 252 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,453 - My goodness, sweetheart. I love it! 253 00:08:25,522 --> 00:08:27,622 - Her name's tanya. - So wonderful. 254 00:08:27,691 --> 00:08:30,158 I had something very similar when I was a kid, 255 00:08:30,227 --> 00:08:32,093 but it was a piece of driftwood. 256 00:08:32,162 --> 00:08:33,628 - [laughs] 257 00:08:33,697 --> 00:08:34,863 I can't believe this is happening. 258 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:36,298 I can't believe I'm going to la 259 00:08:36,366 --> 00:08:37,866 to try out for "star search." 260 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:39,834 - that's wonderful, la'u pepe. 261 00:08:39,903 --> 00:08:42,704 Your father used to say your voice was so special. 262 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:44,272 - Thank you, mom. 263 00:08:44,341 --> 00:08:45,774 - You'd be so proud, peter. 264 00:08:45,842 --> 00:08:47,609 This is all for you. 265 00:08:47,678 --> 00:08:48,877 And while you're gone, 266 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,111 rocky and I are going to plot 267 00:08:50,180 --> 00:08:51,580 a revenge against yao. 268 00:08:51,648 --> 00:08:53,381 - I already took his cowboy boots. 269 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:54,916 He'll be feeling that for a while. 270 00:08:54,985 --> 00:08:56,301 - That's only the beginning. 271 00:08:56,386 --> 00:08:58,153 Next, we're gonna crush his spirit. 272 00:08:58,222 --> 00:08:59,721 - Mom, you can't do that. 273 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,223 - Yao is after our business. 274 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,825 Your father's business and our family legacy. 275 00:09:03,894 --> 00:09:06,895 In this family, we stand up for ourselves. 276 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,029 Isn't that right? 277 00:09:08,098 --> 00:09:09,064 - That's right. - Definitely. 278 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,665 - He must pay. 279 00:09:10,734 --> 00:09:11,566 - "he must pay"? 280 00:09:12,436 --> 00:09:14,035 What are you planning to do? - Nothing. 281 00:09:14,104 --> 00:09:15,136 - Then why are you smiling like that? 282 00:09:15,205 --> 00:09:16,438 - No reason. 283 00:09:22,412 --> 00:09:24,512 - No! 284 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,681 What? 285 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:27,816 ♪ ♪ 286 00:09:27,884 --> 00:09:29,184 oh, my god. 287 00:09:29,253 --> 00:09:30,919 My bird of fire! 288 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,921 Greek gods and goddesses! 289 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:36,174 Sugar's corrosive on a clear coat! 290 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:40,228 Just declined the insurance on these. 291 00:09:41,365 --> 00:09:44,566 - Now, some fights you choose... 292 00:09:44,635 --> 00:09:47,502 And some fights, they choose you. 293 00:09:50,073 --> 00:09:52,841 - Hey. I'm sebi. 294 00:09:52,909 --> 00:09:54,442 - Hi, sebi. I'm dewey, 295 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,311 and this is my boogie board, tanya. 296 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:58,446 - Kenny wants to fight you. 297 00:09:58,515 --> 00:09:59,714 - I didn't know who kenny was 298 00:09:59,783 --> 00:10:01,249 or even why he wanted to fight me, 299 00:10:01,318 --> 00:10:02,884 but like my grandmother said, 300 00:10:02,953 --> 00:10:05,086 in our family, we always stand up for ourselves. 301 00:10:05,155 --> 00:10:07,522 - Hell yeah, I'll fight him. 302 00:10:07,591 --> 00:10:09,691 Who's kenny? - That's kenny. 303 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,126 [suspenseful tone] 304 00:10:12,729 --> 00:10:15,397 by the way, I'm not affiliated with him. 305 00:10:15,465 --> 00:10:17,732 He stole my shaved ice and said 306 00:10:17,801 --> 00:10:19,234 he wouldn't give it back until I-- 307 00:10:19,303 --> 00:10:21,569 - can't talk. My ride's here. 308 00:10:26,143 --> 00:10:27,609 - You missed that one! 309 00:10:27,678 --> 00:10:29,077 - I know, sebi! 310 00:10:31,647 --> 00:10:33,682 - ♪ I know it's not your way ♪ 311 00:10:34,284 --> 00:10:35,517 - hey, sorry to interrupt. 312 00:10:35,585 --> 00:10:37,719 I know you said this is the perfect acoustic chamber 313 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,354 for you to practice your song, 314 00:10:39,423 --> 00:10:41,556 but it's also the perfect chamber for something else, 315 00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:42,757 if you know what I mean. 316 00:10:42,826 --> 00:10:44,559 - I just need five more minutes. 317 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,361 - You know what? I love you so much, 318 00:10:46,430 --> 00:10:48,730 I'll give you six. 319 00:10:48,799 --> 00:10:51,299 - ♪ not your way ♪ 320 00:10:51,368 --> 00:10:52,867 - they took tanya! 321 00:10:52,936 --> 00:10:54,402 - Who's tanya? - My boogie board. 322 00:10:54,471 --> 00:10:55,470 - Who did? 323 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,541 - Kenny, heard you wanted to fight. 324 00:10:59,609 --> 00:11:00,909 - You're in my surf spot. 325 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,377 If you don't want to get your ass kicked, 326 00:11:02,446 --> 00:11:03,578 you gotta pay the price. 327 00:11:03,647 --> 00:11:05,380 - Pay the price? What price? 328 00:11:05,449 --> 00:11:06,748 - 50 bucks. 329 00:11:06,817 --> 00:11:07,999 And your boogie board. 330 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,517 - Well, I don't have any money, 331 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,220 and you sure as hell ain't getting that. 332 00:11:12,289 --> 00:11:13,254 So... 333 00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:14,589 Looks like we're gonna have to settle this 334 00:11:14,658 --> 00:11:15,890 another way. 335 00:11:15,959 --> 00:11:17,726 - I was ready to fight kenny. 336 00:11:17,794 --> 00:11:19,344 - Hey, yo. Check this kid out. 337 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,397 - But kenny rolls deep. 338 00:11:22,466 --> 00:11:25,100 - Thinks he can take on the local boys. 339 00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:26,301 - Uh-oh. 340 00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:27,302 - Your board... 341 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,073 Is gonna make a great present for my mistress. 342 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,410 - They cut my leash, took my board, and beat my ass. 343 00:11:35,479 --> 00:11:37,579 They were gonna bury me up to my neck in the sand, 344 00:11:37,647 --> 00:11:39,614 but I ran away. 345 00:11:39,683 --> 00:11:41,249 I'm sorry, dad. - Hey. 346 00:11:41,317 --> 00:11:43,451 Never apologize for standing up for yourself. 347 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,887 - Oh, no, I wasn't apologizing about that. 348 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,555 I was saying sorry because I lost. 349 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,324 - Oh, okay, good. - Yeah, I'm glad I fought. 350 00:11:49,393 --> 00:11:52,961 - All right, good. Um, listen, dewey. 351 00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:55,497 Let's not tell your mom about this. 352 00:11:55,565 --> 00:11:57,265 She's got a lot going on right now, 353 00:11:57,334 --> 00:11:59,000 and we don't want her to worry. 354 00:11:59,069 --> 00:12:01,770 But as soon as she leaves for the airport, 355 00:12:01,838 --> 00:12:04,272 you and I will deal with those kids. 356 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,892 - Lia? Yao called. 357 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,644 He says he wants to have a sit-down with you. 358 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,379 I think our threats worked. 359 00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:14,082 He says he wants to end this beef. 360 00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:16,918 - I already know what I'm gonna wear. 361 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,854 [western music] 362 00:12:19,923 --> 00:12:24,826 ♪ ♪ 363 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,529 - lia. Bob. 364 00:12:27,597 --> 00:12:29,798 - Greg. Drab boots. 365 00:12:29,866 --> 00:12:31,216 - They're temporary. Okay? 366 00:12:31,301 --> 00:12:32,400 I'm having new ones custom made. 367 00:12:32,469 --> 00:12:34,969 I'm just waiting for this special african yellow dye-- 368 00:12:35,038 --> 00:12:36,971 - we're indoors, take your hat off. 369 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,474 Show some respect. 370 00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:41,176 - I know you're the one who's been threatening me 371 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,477 and damaging my property. 372 00:12:42,546 --> 00:12:44,979 - Then you stay away from my wrestlers. 373 00:12:45,048 --> 00:12:46,681 I run the hawaii territory, 374 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,317 and if you want to put on a match, you go through me. 375 00:12:49,386 --> 00:12:51,119 - [scoffs] I don't work for you anymore. 376 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,854 - You think because you take my wrestlers 377 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,105 that we are equals? 378 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,891 I am a shark, and you are-- 379 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,093 bob, what's the name of those small fish? 380 00:12:59,162 --> 00:13:00,528 - Guppy. - No, no, no. 381 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,530 The ones that attach themselves to the sharks 382 00:13:02,599 --> 00:13:03,998 and eat their leftovers. 383 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:06,034 - Oh, remora? - Yes. 384 00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:07,836 You are remora. 385 00:13:07,904 --> 00:13:10,071 And you eat what I let you eat. 386 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,706 You know, this business is tough. 387 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,441 People die in this business. 388 00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:16,211 My husband, he died because of this business. 389 00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:18,146 - Didn't peter die of cancer? 390 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,848 - He died how I say he died! 391 00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:21,282 - Okay. 392 00:13:21,351 --> 00:13:22,150 Fine. 393 00:13:22,986 --> 00:13:23,685 Just tell me what you want me to do. 394 00:13:23,753 --> 00:13:25,053 - Pay. 395 00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:27,088 You rent the rings and the venues through me. 396 00:13:27,157 --> 00:13:28,556 You book my wrestlers, 397 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:31,159 and you pay my tribute fee of $5,000. 398 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,694 - I don't have that kind of money lying around. 399 00:13:32,762 --> 00:13:33,928 - Then get it! 400 00:13:33,997 --> 00:13:35,897 - Hi, lia. What are you having today? 401 00:13:35,966 --> 00:13:37,298 - Oh, good morning, marisa. 402 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:39,734 I'll have silver dollar pancakes short stack 403 00:13:39,803 --> 00:13:41,269 with a side of sausage. 404 00:13:41,338 --> 00:13:43,471 - Home fries with gravy. - I'll have a cobb salad-- 405 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:46,908 - no, no, nothing for him. He's leaving. 406 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,010 Hey, you tell bob when you have it. 407 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:52,463 [upbeat music] 408 00:13:52,549 --> 00:13:59,320 ♪ ♪ 409 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,358 - and I keep some extra money in a coffee can 410 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,993 in the closet, just in case. 411 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,378 Oh, don't let dewey eat too many mangoes. 412 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,446 He's mildly allergic. He gets puffy lips. 413 00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:27,615 Please check in on my mom. She's under so much pressure. 414 00:14:27,684 --> 00:14:29,450 I'm really worried about her. - I will. 415 00:14:29,519 --> 00:14:31,452 You just concentrate on this audition. 416 00:14:31,521 --> 00:14:33,121 - [sighs] I'm gonna blow the doors 417 00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:34,956 off "star search"! - Oh, I know that's right. 418 00:14:35,025 --> 00:14:36,257 I'm so proud of you! 419 00:14:38,194 --> 00:14:40,128 - Oh. - Good luck, mom. 420 00:14:40,196 --> 00:14:42,330 - Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much. 421 00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:43,765 I'll see you in a few days, okay? 422 00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:46,334 - See you in a few days. - Well, hopefully not. 423 00:14:46,403 --> 00:14:48,102 - What do you mean? - I mean, 424 00:14:48,171 --> 00:14:50,271 hopefully this is just the beginning. 425 00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:52,840 You kill the audition, they put you on the show, 426 00:14:52,909 --> 00:14:55,376 a label signs you, you go on tour! 427 00:14:55,445 --> 00:14:56,744 I mean, how cool would that be? 428 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,813 Both of us on tour, you with your music, 429 00:14:58,882 --> 00:15:00,281 me with the wwf? 430 00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:01,816 - Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves. 431 00:15:01,885 --> 00:15:03,785 - But that's the dream, right? 432 00:15:03,853 --> 00:15:06,654 - Right. I--I-- 433 00:15:06,723 --> 00:15:09,757 so, if we're on tour, what about dewey? 434 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,626 - Uh, he'll split time between me and you. 435 00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:12,827 Sometimes he'll stay with your mom. 436 00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:14,295 We'll figure it out. 437 00:15:14,364 --> 00:15:17,131 - So, I just wouldn't see him half the time? 438 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,733 - No, no, not half. 439 00:15:18,802 --> 00:15:21,102 You wouldn't see him, like, 40% of the time. 440 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,236 But--but don't worry about that right now. 441 00:15:22,305 --> 00:15:24,606 That's in the future. This is just the beginning. 442 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,941 - Yeah. It's just the beginning. 443 00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:28,610 Okay. - All right. 444 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,278 - I love you both so much. - Bye, mom. 445 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,313 - Now, you drive safe. You got precious cargo. 446 00:15:32,382 --> 00:15:33,581 Bye, babe. There she goes. 447 00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:34,549 - Bye. 448 00:15:35,785 --> 00:15:37,852 - [sighs] 449 00:15:37,921 --> 00:15:39,153 - bye! 450 00:15:39,222 --> 00:15:40,321 All right. 451 00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:41,723 Show me those punks who jumped you. 452 00:15:45,394 --> 00:15:46,995 - Let me tell you, if you were ever jumped 453 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,363 by a gang of bullies, 454 00:15:48,398 --> 00:15:50,415 you wanted rocky johnson in your corner. 455 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,550 - There they are. - Hey! 456 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,302 Heard y'all jumped my boy. 457 00:15:54,337 --> 00:15:56,137 That's a bitch-ass move. 458 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,605 Eight against one. 459 00:15:57,641 --> 00:15:59,374 Now, listen up. My son 460 00:15:59,409 --> 00:16:01,242 would kick the crap out of any one of you 461 00:16:01,277 --> 00:16:03,411 one-on-one, and he'll do it right now. 462 00:16:03,446 --> 00:16:04,612 - Uh-- - and I heard 463 00:16:04,648 --> 00:16:05,980 one of y'all pulled a knife! 464 00:16:06,016 --> 00:16:07,148 - No one pulled a knife on your-- 465 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,950 - you shut the hell up! 466 00:16:08,985 --> 00:16:11,452 Y'all like knives, huh? 467 00:16:11,488 --> 00:16:13,121 [chuckles] well... 468 00:16:13,156 --> 00:16:15,189 I got the knife now. 469 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,259 That's what I thought. 470 00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:20,862 Dewey! Get your board. 471 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:27,001 - All right! Dewey and dewey's dad! 472 00:16:27,037 --> 00:16:28,903 - Sebi, are you okay? 473 00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:31,305 - I'm buried straight down, but I'm fine. 474 00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:32,423 I'm clapping right now. 475 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,926 You can't see, but I am. 476 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,978 - Anytime, one-on-one. 477 00:16:37,013 --> 00:16:38,346 Anytime. 478 00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:42,650 - Dad, that was amazing. 479 00:16:42,686 --> 00:16:44,819 - Bye, dewey! - Thank you, dew. 480 00:16:44,854 --> 00:16:47,689 We believe in standing up for ourselves in this family. 481 00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:49,991 But sometimes, the fight isn't always fair. 482 00:16:50,026 --> 00:16:53,561 When that happens, know I always got your back. 483 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,797 - Dad, do you wanna go boogie boarding with me? 484 00:16:55,832 --> 00:16:57,148 - No, son. You know I don't like 485 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,300 to get my hair wet. 486 00:17:01,905 --> 00:17:03,671 - [over loudspeaker] aloha flight 24 487 00:17:03,707 --> 00:17:06,874 will be boarding shortly. 488 00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:09,877 [soft music] 489 00:17:09,913 --> 00:17:11,379 ♪ ♪ 490 00:17:11,414 --> 00:17:12,580 - you into surfing? 491 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,048 - Oh. [chuckles] 492 00:17:14,084 --> 00:17:17,051 no, I just got my son one of those boogie boards. 493 00:17:17,087 --> 00:17:18,519 - Uh, that'll be $6.50. 494 00:17:18,555 --> 00:17:20,621 - He's not here with me--my son. 495 00:17:20,657 --> 00:17:23,224 But I thought he'd like the magazine when I get back. 496 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,659 I'm only gone a few days. 497 00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:26,661 And, you know, if I have to be gone longer next time, 498 00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:27,845 we'll figure it out. [chuckles] 499 00:17:27,897 --> 00:17:30,098 I mean, when I was growing up, we traveled all the time. 500 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,266 My dad was a wrestler and my mom and I were on the road 501 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:35,203 constantly with him, and it was fine. 502 00:17:35,238 --> 00:17:38,472 Of course, my mom was always with me. 503 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,375 She was that steady presence. 504 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,862 I remember that made me feel like 505 00:17:44,914 --> 00:17:46,330 no matter where we were, 506 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,849 that was home. 507 00:17:49,018 --> 00:17:50,551 - That's sweet. 508 00:17:51,588 --> 00:17:55,423 Please take the change from my hand. 509 00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,391 - [chuckles] 510 00:17:58,061 --> 00:18:00,294 [knocking] 511 00:18:02,632 --> 00:18:04,899 - mom? What are you doing here? 512 00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:06,467 - I have bad news. 513 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,336 "star search" called and changed their mind. 514 00:18:08,371 --> 00:18:09,604 - Really? 515 00:18:09,639 --> 00:18:11,873 Wait, they called you at the airport? 516 00:18:11,908 --> 00:18:12,673 - Yep. 517 00:18:13,476 --> 00:18:15,476 Announced it over the loudspeaker. 518 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,111 Said they made a mistake and accepted 519 00:18:17,147 --> 00:18:18,579 too many talented people, 520 00:18:18,615 --> 00:18:21,382 but they're gonna keep me in mind for the future. 521 00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:23,117 - I'm sorry, mom. 522 00:18:23,153 --> 00:18:25,286 Are you sad? - No. 523 00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:27,255 Because now I get to be here with you. 524 00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:28,689 Mm. 525 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,658 Did you have some good bonding time with your dad? 526 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,994 - Yeah. We had fun at the beach. 527 00:18:33,997 --> 00:18:35,329 - Is that a knife? 528 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,165 - Let's sing a song together. 529 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,050 - Sure. 530 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,168 Your favorite? - Yeah. 531 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,719 - [chuckles] 532 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:45,539 ♪ don't go breaking my heart ♪ 533 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,142 - ♪ I couldn't if I tried ♪ 534 00:18:48,178 --> 00:18:49,977 ♪ ♪ 535 00:18:50,013 --> 00:18:53,648 - ♪ oh, honey, if I get restless-- ♪ 536 00:18:53,683 --> 00:18:55,449 - ♪ baby, you're not that kind ♪ 537 00:18:55,485 --> 00:18:57,151 ♪ ♪ 538 00:18:57,187 --> 00:18:59,453 [laughs] 539 00:18:59,489 --> 00:19:01,823 both: ♪ don't go breaking my heart ♪ 540 00:19:01,858 --> 00:19:03,491 - ultimately, my mom decided the fight 541 00:19:03,526 --> 00:19:05,026 to become a star could wait. 542 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:08,779 It wasn't worth losing these moments with her family. 543 00:19:12,702 --> 00:19:15,002 - Francine, go pee-pee for mama. 544 00:19:15,038 --> 00:19:16,838 No, don't lick my shoes. 545 00:19:16,873 --> 00:19:18,306 Go pee-pee. 546 00:19:18,341 --> 00:19:19,774 - Hey, lia. 547 00:19:19,809 --> 00:19:21,676 - Hey. Where's dewey? 548 00:19:21,711 --> 00:19:23,344 - He's relaxing at the hotel. 549 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:26,614 But I got these for you. 550 00:19:26,649 --> 00:19:29,183 - Ooh. Yao's boots. 551 00:19:29,219 --> 00:19:31,018 Look how they glow in the moonlight. 552 00:19:31,054 --> 00:19:34,188 - Ooh, look how the pores in the leather accept the dye. 553 00:19:34,224 --> 00:19:35,389 Mm! - [chuckles] 554 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,775 - anyway, how is everything? 555 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:38,593 You okay? 556 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:40,461 - I think I finally got everything 557 00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:41,429 under control. 558 00:19:41,464 --> 00:19:42,897 - Good. 559 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,565 'cause ata was worried about some of the stuff 560 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,067 you were saying at the restaurant. 561 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,435 - I shouldn't have said those things in front of her. 562 00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:49,971 But you know, peter built 563 00:19:50,006 --> 00:19:53,374 polynesian pacific pro wrestling... 564 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,843 And I won't let it be torn down. 565 00:19:55,879 --> 00:19:59,380 - No one can question, you are one badass woman, lia. 566 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,215 Respected. Feared. 567 00:20:01,251 --> 00:20:03,584 Loathed. And loved. 568 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,919 - I like that. 569 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,888 Put it on a t-shirt. - [chuckles] 570 00:20:06,923 --> 00:20:10,124 - come on. Help me put on my new boots. 571 00:20:11,527 --> 00:20:14,645 [camera shutter clicking] 572 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:19,934 - sometimes, when you think a fight has been won, 573 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,203 you find out it's only just beginning. 574 00:20:22,238 --> 00:20:23,771 [knocking] 575 00:20:26,843 --> 00:20:29,110 - did you hear, fbi? Did you get it? 576 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,945 - We got her asking you for a tribute fee, 577 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,613 which sounds to me like extortion. 578 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,615 - Yes, good! 579 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,117 So you can arrest her? - Yeah. 580 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,752 If we can get more, we have a better chance 581 00:20:37,787 --> 00:20:39,720 of making sure the charges stick. 582 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,123 - My grandmother didn't know it, 583 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,759 but her biggest fight was yet to come. 584 00:20:45,962 --> 00:20:48,179 My whole life, I've watched my family 585 00:20:48,231 --> 00:20:49,797 fight to keep what's theirs, 586 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,632 fight to keep us together, 587 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,301 and fight to keep their dreams alive. 588 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,836 And as president, I will follow their example, 589 00:20:55,872 --> 00:20:58,572 and I will always fight for the american people. 590 00:20:58,608 --> 00:21:01,275 And that's what I hope my legacy will be. 591 00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:03,210 - That was your "quick story"? 592 00:21:03,246 --> 00:21:05,746 You exceeded your allotted time by, what, 20 minutes? 593 00:21:05,782 --> 00:21:07,815 - Yes. Thank you very much. 594 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,867 [cheering and applause] 595 00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:12,787 - thank you, candidate johnson. 596 00:21:12,822 --> 00:21:13,955 Let's move on to the next question. 597 00:21:13,990 --> 00:21:15,623 - [chuckles]