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- During the debate, if you're
thirsty, don't hesitate
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to stop and take
a sip of water.
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Hydration is not weakness.
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- Casey, I took on a tidal wave
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with my bare hands
in san andreas.
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I'm good around water.
- At some point,
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they will ask you what
you want your legacy to be.
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Our polling of swing voters
shows your weakness
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is foreign policy,
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so you want
your legacy to be
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that you were tough but fair
on the middle east.
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- Got it, tough and fair
on the middle east.
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Is it cool if I refer
to my opponent
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as a "little candy ass"?
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I could say, "I'm gonna check
your little candy ass
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into the smackdown hotel."
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- I'm gonna go...
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Do something that's not
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you having ideas, so--
but good luck.
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Kill it.
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- So, no, I'm not
for combining
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the police department
and the fire department
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into a super unit
called "the fire police,"
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as cool as that sounds.
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- Thank you,
candidate johnson.
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Let's move on
to the next question.
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If elected, what do you
want your legacy to be?
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- Yes.
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Middle east.
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- We'll begin with you,
senator taft.
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Well, as the great-great-great
grandson
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of president
william howard taft,
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I know a thing
or two about legacy.
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And carrying forward
that proud history,
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I'll turn pain into strength
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and setbacks into victories.
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Meanwhile, my opponent
is a movie star
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who lets his stunt doubles
fight his battles for him.
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- Okay, as a fitness
advocate,
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let me first point out
that william howard taft
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was the only president to ever
get stuck in his own bathtub.
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- I'm sorry, pics or it
didn't happen, mr. Johnson.
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- It's a fact.
The other fact, america,
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is that no one has had
to fight more than I have.
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I come from a long line
of fighters.
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Let me take a quick moment
to tell you a little story
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about my family.
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Starting with my grandmother,
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the first female wrestling
promoter in the country.
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No one was tougher than her.
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She set the tone.
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- Lia.
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Lonnie mcgill.
Thank you for meeting me.
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- Bob tells me you've been
calling the office
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every day since battle royale,
leaving messages.
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- I wanna do what you do.
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After 40 years of slinging
insurance, I retired.
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And me and the missus thought,
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"why not finally do something
that we love?"
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so she's growing cucumbers,
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and I'm trying to get into
the wrestling promotion biz.
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And I figured,
who better to talk to
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than the queen
of hawaiian wrestling?
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- Nice story.
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Here's why you're really here.
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- You heard greg yao was
trying to steal my wrestlers.
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First, king kong bundy...
- He signed a deal
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to wrestle for yao.
- Then junkyard dog.
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- He upgraded me
to the radisson.
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- He even tried to take rocky.
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- It says "number 1,"
'cause that's what you'll be
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when you sign with me.
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- And you say, "hey, I wanna
get in on that too."
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- I--I'm sorry?
- You see me as weak.
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"what's grandma gonna do?
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Hit me with your purse?"
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that's what you say
to yourself.
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- I--that doesn't
sound like me.
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U ow how a queen
keeps her throne?
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By ruling with an iron fist.
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[sighs]
excuse me.
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- ♪ she's a bad mama jama ♪
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to get her hands dirty.
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Neither was I.
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[upbeat music]
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- damn.
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I need that.
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♪ ♪
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I need a boogie board.
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♪ ♪
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- but sometimes,
she would go too far,
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and she knew it.
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- Today, my mom
left you mangoes.
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Look, she pre-sliced some
of them the way you like it.
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- Why does she keep
leaving fruit?
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Why doesn't she
just talk to me?
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- She's ashamed.
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She uses big fruit
to intimidate people,
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and small fruit
to apologize to people.
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She lets the fruit
do the talking.
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- I can't believe
she thought I would stab her
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in the back and sign
an exclusive contract with yao.
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I mean, if anything,
I'm the one that should be mad
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about that screwjob she pulled
on me at the battle royale.
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What the hell are you doing?
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- Lia changed finish
last minute.
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- I saw you with yao.
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I double-cross you before you
could double-cross me!
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- I did meet with yao.
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You are a degenerate
scumbag loser
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with bad hair
and a cocaine problem.
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- Rocky...
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- Honey, yeah, I think she
does think you're mad.
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That's why she feels so bad.
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- Oh.
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Good.
- Ugh, that red light is back.
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It's been blinking
since yesterday.
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It's driving me crazy!
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- Just call the front desk.
They'll fix it.
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Or throw a towel over it.
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Oh, hey, I spoke with vince
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about my run
in the new york territory.
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He wants to pair me up
with tony atlas,
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and if things go well,
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set us up to be future
tag team champs.
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[chuckles]
oh, remind me to call tony,
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and tell him to stop talking
about women's feet in public.
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- "rocky johnson,
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wwf tag team champion"
sounds pretty good.
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- So does "ata johnson,
'star search' champion."
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it's been a couple weeks.
When are you gonna hear back
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from that audition tape
you sent in?
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- I'm not holding my breath.
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I'm sure they just
threw it in the trash.
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- Hey, you can't think
that way.
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[crumpling]
- oh.
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Dewey, did you put this
under my pillow?
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- That's where that is.
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I was looking for it.
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- We've been through this.
You're too young.
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- Ugh, not the age thing again.
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- Hey, careful!
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That towel is there
for a reason.
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- I've seen kids half my age
riding these.
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- You've seen a five year old
on the open ocean
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boogie boarding?
- Hey.
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Remember when dewey was five,
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and I used to let him sit
on my lap and "drive" the car?
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[chuckles]
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- what are you talking about?
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- I don't know.
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I just walked in
mid-conversation
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and wanted to be in the mix.
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- It started blinking
a day ago.
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I think you need
to replace the phone.
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- Your phone's not broken.
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The red light means
you have a message.
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- A message?
But I pressed the red light.
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Nothing happened.
- No, no.
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You have to press the button
with the envelope.
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- The envelope?
I thought that was
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to summon the mailman?
- It's fine.
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I'm listening to your message
right now.
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It's some lady named...
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"star search"?
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She loved your tape.
- [gasps]
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- she's inviting you
to come to los angeles
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for an in-person audition.
- Oh, my god!
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- What is it?
A spider?
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- "star search"
loved my audition!
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- Yay!
- Yes!
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- And the phone's not broken!
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- Yay!
- Yes!
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- [laughs]
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- and your dry cleaning's
ready to be picked up.
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- Uh-huh.
Okay, thank you.
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They're flying me
to la tomorrow
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for the second round
of auditions.
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They want me to sing
my original song
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I auditioned with,
and prepare a second song,
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a cover.
- "my sharona."
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- "don't go breaking
my heart."
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- I need to make a list
of emergency contacts.
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I need to write out
dewey's allergies.
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Oh, you need to forgive my mom.
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- Oh, uh,
why is that a thing?
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- Because it's time,
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and we need her to watch
dewey while I'm gone.
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I'll get her to go
to the beach,
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find you a beautiful
apology seashell,
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she can rinse it and wrap it--
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- babe, babe, babe, babe, babe?
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I got time before vince
needs me in new york.
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I can watch dewey.
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- You've never
watched me before.
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- Boy, yes I have.
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- No, you haven't.
- Haven't I?
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- Definitely not.
- You haven't.
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- Oh.
Huh.
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Okay, well,
we'll start right now.
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It'll be easy.
The boy's ten,
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he's practically grown.
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- He's still a little boy.
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- Who are you calling
a little boy?
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I can pick you up.
- [chuckles]
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oh, hey, no, no, no, no, no!
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[groans] stop.
- Look,
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I was 13 when I went out
on my own.
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Now, I'm sure dewey
can handle being watched
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by his own father
for a few days.
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- Okay.
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Okay, yeah.
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You can have some father-son
bonding time.
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- That's right, ah!
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The johnson boys
are gonna hit the town!
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[chuckles]
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I'm only talking spaghetti
and go-carts, baby.
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- Okay, so, I'd like
to bring us back
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to the boogie board idea.
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If dad left home at 13,
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feels like I can lie down
on a piece of foam
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shaped like a pac-man ghost
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and feel the joy
of being pushed by a wave.
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- Okay.
You can get the boogie board.
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- Yes!
- And to celebrate
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my good news,
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I'm taking the family
to lorenzo's tonight
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for a nice dinner.
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- Great idea, baby!
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Ha, I love it.
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- Ooh!
- [chuckles]
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that's how you do it, son.
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- And I'm inviting my mother.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Even though it wasn't
my mom's fight,
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she was the best at bringing
the family together.
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- I gotta say, lia,
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this is one beautiful
apology shell.
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Thank you.
- Peter gave it to me
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when I caught him watching
women's volleyball.
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I'm so happy we squashed this.
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I'll never doubt
your loyalty again.
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- Ah, water under the bridge.
- That's right.
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- We are family.
- Family.
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- Always got your back.
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- Your back will always be had.
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- Are you guys done?
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Can I please have some
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of grandma's attention now?
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- Sorry.
- Mm, go ahead.
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- Look at my new
boogie board, grandma!
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- My goodness, sweetheart.
I love it!
253
00:08:25,522 --> 00:08:27,622
- Her name's tanya.
- So wonderful.
254
00:08:27,691 --> 00:08:30,158
I had something very similar
when I was a kid,
255
00:08:30,227 --> 00:08:32,093
but it was a piece
of driftwood.
256
00:08:32,162 --> 00:08:33,628
- [laughs]
257
00:08:33,697 --> 00:08:34,863
I can't believe
this is happening.
258
00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:36,298
I can't believe
I'm going to la
259
00:08:36,366 --> 00:08:37,866
to try out for "star search."
260
00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:39,834
- that's wonderful,
la'u pepe.
261
00:08:39,903 --> 00:08:42,704
Your father used to say
your voice was so special.
262
00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:44,272
- Thank you, mom.
263
00:08:44,341 --> 00:08:45,774
- You'd be so proud, peter.
264
00:08:45,842 --> 00:08:47,609
This is all for you.
265
00:08:47,678 --> 00:08:48,877
And while you're gone,
266
00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,111
rocky and I are going to plot
267
00:08:50,180 --> 00:08:51,580
a revenge against yao.
268
00:08:51,648 --> 00:08:53,381
- I already took
his cowboy boots.
269
00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:54,916
He'll be feeling that
for a while.
270
00:08:54,985 --> 00:08:56,301
- That's only the beginning.
271
00:08:56,386 --> 00:08:58,153
Next, we're gonna
crush his spirit.
272
00:08:58,222 --> 00:08:59,721
- Mom, you can't do that.
273
00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,223
- Yao is after our business.
274
00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,825
Your father's business
and our family legacy.
275
00:09:03,894 --> 00:09:06,895
In this family,
we stand up for ourselves.
276
00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,029
Isn't that right?
277
00:09:08,098 --> 00:09:09,064
- That's right.
- Definitely.
278
00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,665
- He must pay.
279
00:09:10,734 --> 00:09:11,566
- "he must pay"?
280
00:09:12,436 --> 00:09:14,035
What are you planning to do?
- Nothing.
281
00:09:14,104 --> 00:09:15,136
- Then why are you
smiling like that?
282
00:09:15,205 --> 00:09:16,438
- No reason.
283
00:09:22,412 --> 00:09:24,512
- No!
284
00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,681
What?
285
00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:27,816
♪ ♪
286
00:09:27,884 --> 00:09:29,184
oh, my god.
287
00:09:29,253 --> 00:09:30,919
My bird of fire!
288
00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,921
Greek gods and goddesses!
289
00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:36,174
Sugar's corrosive
on a clear coat!
290
00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:40,228
Just declined the insurance
on these.
291
00:09:41,365 --> 00:09:44,566
- Now, some fights
you choose...
292
00:09:44,635 --> 00:09:47,502
And some fights,
they choose you.
293
00:09:50,073 --> 00:09:52,841
- Hey.
I'm sebi.
294
00:09:52,909 --> 00:09:54,442
- Hi, sebi.
I'm dewey,
295
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,311
and this is my boogie board,
tanya.
296
00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:58,446
- Kenny wants to fight you.
297
00:09:58,515 --> 00:09:59,714
- I didn't know who kenny was
298
00:09:59,783 --> 00:10:01,249
or even why he wanted
to fight me,
299
00:10:01,318 --> 00:10:02,884
but like my grandmother said,
300
00:10:02,953 --> 00:10:05,086
in our family, we always
stand up for ourselves.
301
00:10:05,155 --> 00:10:07,522
- Hell yeah, I'll fight him.
302
00:10:07,591 --> 00:10:09,691
Who's kenny?
- That's kenny.
303
00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,126
[suspenseful tone]
304
00:10:12,729 --> 00:10:15,397
by the way, I'm not affiliated
with him.
305
00:10:15,465 --> 00:10:17,732
He stole my shaved ice
and said
306
00:10:17,801 --> 00:10:19,234
he wouldn't give it
back until I--
307
00:10:19,303 --> 00:10:21,569
- can't talk.
My ride's here.
308
00:10:26,143 --> 00:10:27,609
- You missed that one!
309
00:10:27,678 --> 00:10:29,077
- I know, sebi!
310
00:10:31,647 --> 00:10:33,682
- ♪ I know it's not your way ♪
311
00:10:34,284 --> 00:10:35,517
- hey, sorry to interrupt.
312
00:10:35,585 --> 00:10:37,719
I know you said this is
the perfect acoustic chamber
313
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,354
for you to practice your song,
314
00:10:39,423 --> 00:10:41,556
but it's also the perfect
chamber for something else,
315
00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:42,757
if you know what I mean.
316
00:10:42,826 --> 00:10:44,559
- I just need
five more minutes.
317
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,361
- You know what?
I love you so much,
318
00:10:46,430 --> 00:10:48,730
I'll give you six.
319
00:10:48,799 --> 00:10:51,299
- ♪ not your way ♪
320
00:10:51,368 --> 00:10:52,867
- they took tanya!
321
00:10:52,936 --> 00:10:54,402
- Who's tanya?
- My boogie board.
322
00:10:54,471 --> 00:10:55,470
- Who did?
323
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,541
- Kenny, heard you wanted
to fight.
324
00:10:59,609 --> 00:11:00,909
- You're in my surf spot.
325
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,377
If you don't want
to get your ass kicked,
326
00:11:02,446 --> 00:11:03,578
you gotta pay the price.
327
00:11:03,647 --> 00:11:05,380
- Pay the price?
What price?
328
00:11:05,449 --> 00:11:06,748
- 50 bucks.
329
00:11:06,817 --> 00:11:07,999
And your boogie board.
330
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,517
- Well, I don't have
any money,
331
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,220
and you sure as hell
ain't getting that.
332
00:11:12,289 --> 00:11:13,254
So...
333
00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:14,589
Looks like we're gonna
have to settle this
334
00:11:14,658 --> 00:11:15,890
another way.
335
00:11:15,959 --> 00:11:17,726
- I was ready to fight kenny.
336
00:11:17,794 --> 00:11:19,344
- Hey, yo.
Check this kid out.
337
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,397
- But kenny rolls deep.
338
00:11:22,466 --> 00:11:25,100
- Thinks he can take on
the local boys.
339
00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:26,301
- Uh-oh.
340
00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:27,302
- Your board...
341
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,073
Is gonna make a great present
for my mistress.
342
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,410
- They cut my leash,
took my board, and beat my ass.
343
00:11:35,479 --> 00:11:37,579
They were gonna bury me
up to my neck in the sand,
344
00:11:37,647 --> 00:11:39,614
but I ran away.
345
00:11:39,683 --> 00:11:41,249
I'm sorry, dad.
- Hey.
346
00:11:41,317 --> 00:11:43,451
Never apologize
for standing up for yourself.
347
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,887
- Oh, no, I wasn't
apologizing about that.
348
00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,555
I was saying sorry
because I lost.
349
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,324
- Oh, okay, good.
- Yeah, I'm glad I fought.
350
00:11:49,393 --> 00:11:52,961
- All right, good.
Um, listen, dewey.
351
00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:55,497
Let's not tell your mom
about this.
352
00:11:55,565 --> 00:11:57,265
She's got a lot
going on right now,
353
00:11:57,334 --> 00:11:59,000
and we don't want her to worry.
354
00:11:59,069 --> 00:12:01,770
But as soon as she leaves
for the airport,
355
00:12:01,838 --> 00:12:04,272
you and I will deal
with those kids.
356
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,892
- Lia?
Yao called.
357
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,644
He says he wants to have
a sit-down with you.
358
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,379
I think our threats worked.
359
00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:14,082
He says he wants
to end this beef.
360
00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:16,918
- I already know
what I'm gonna wear.
361
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,854
[western music]
362
00:12:19,923 --> 00:12:24,826
♪ ♪
363
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,529
- lia.
Bob.
364
00:12:27,597 --> 00:12:29,798
- Greg.
Drab boots.
365
00:12:29,866 --> 00:12:31,216
- They're temporary.
Okay?
366
00:12:31,301 --> 00:12:32,400
I'm having new ones
custom made.
367
00:12:32,469 --> 00:12:34,969
I'm just waiting for this
special african yellow dye--
368
00:12:35,038 --> 00:12:36,971
- we're indoors,
take your hat off.
369
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,474
Show some respect.
370
00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:41,176
- I know you're the one
who's been threatening me
371
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,477
and damaging my property.
372
00:12:42,546 --> 00:12:44,979
- Then you stay away
from my wrestlers.
373
00:12:45,048 --> 00:12:46,681
I run the hawaii territory,
374
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,317
and if you want to put on
a match, you go through me.
375
00:12:49,386 --> 00:12:51,119
- [scoffs]
I don't work for you anymore.
376
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,854
- You think because
you take my wrestlers
377
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,105
that we are equals?
378
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,891
I am a shark, and you are--
379
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,093
bob, what's the name
of those small fish?
380
00:12:59,162 --> 00:13:00,528
- Guppy.
- No, no, no.
381
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,530
The ones that attach themselves
to the sharks
382
00:13:02,599 --> 00:13:03,998
and eat their leftovers.
383
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:06,034
- Oh, remora?
- Yes.
384
00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:07,836
You are remora.
385
00:13:07,904 --> 00:13:10,071
And you eat what I let you eat.
386
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,706
You know,
this business is tough.
387
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,441
People die in this business.
388
00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:16,211
My husband, he died
because of this business.
389
00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:18,146
- Didn't peter die of cancer?
390
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,848
- He died how I say he died!
391
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:21,282
- Okay.
392
00:13:21,351 --> 00:13:22,150
Fine.
393
00:13:22,986 --> 00:13:23,685
Just tell me
what you want me to do.
394
00:13:23,753 --> 00:13:25,053
- Pay.
395
00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:27,088
You rent the rings
and the venues through me.
396
00:13:27,157 --> 00:13:28,556
You book my wrestlers,
397
00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:31,159
and you pay my tribute fee
of $5,000.
398
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,694
- I don't have that kind
of money lying around.
399
00:13:32,762 --> 00:13:33,928
- Then get it!
400
00:13:33,997 --> 00:13:35,897
- Hi, lia.
What are you having today?
401
00:13:35,966 --> 00:13:37,298
- Oh, good morning, marisa.
402
00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:39,734
I'll have silver dollar
pancakes short stack
403
00:13:39,803 --> 00:13:41,269
with a side of sausage.
404
00:13:41,338 --> 00:13:43,471
- Home fries with gravy.
- I'll have a cobb salad--
405
00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:46,908
- no, no, nothing for him.
He's leaving.
406
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,010
Hey, you tell bob
when you have it.
407
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:52,463
[upbeat music]
408
00:13:52,549 --> 00:13:59,320
♪ ♪
409
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,358
- and I keep some extra money
in a coffee can
410
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,993
in the closet, just in case.
411
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,378
Oh, don't let dewey
eat too many mangoes.
412
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,446
He's mildly allergic.
He gets puffy lips.
413
00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:27,615
Please check in on my mom.
She's under so much pressure.
414
00:14:27,684 --> 00:14:29,450
I'm really worried about her.
- I will.
415
00:14:29,519 --> 00:14:31,452
You just concentrate
on this audition.
416
00:14:31,521 --> 00:14:33,121
- [sighs]
I'm gonna blow the doors
417
00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:34,956
off "star search"!
- Oh, I know that's right.
418
00:14:35,025 --> 00:14:36,257
I'm so proud of you!
419
00:14:38,194 --> 00:14:40,128
- Oh.
- Good luck, mom.
420
00:14:40,196 --> 00:14:42,330
- Oh, I'm gonna miss you
so much.
421
00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:43,765
I'll see you in a few days,
okay?
422
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:46,334
- See you in a few days.
- Well, hopefully not.
423
00:14:46,403 --> 00:14:48,102
- What do you mean?
- I mean,
424
00:14:48,171 --> 00:14:50,271
hopefully this is just
the beginning.
425
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:52,840
You kill the audition,
they put you on the show,
426
00:14:52,909 --> 00:14:55,376
a label signs you,
you go on tour!
427
00:14:55,445 --> 00:14:56,744
I mean, how cool would that be?
428
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,813
Both of us on tour,
you with your music,
429
00:14:58,882 --> 00:15:00,281
me with the wwf?
430
00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:01,816
- Okay, let's not get
ahead of ourselves.
431
00:15:01,885 --> 00:15:03,785
- But that's the dream, right?
432
00:15:03,853 --> 00:15:06,654
- Right.
I--I--
433
00:15:06,723 --> 00:15:09,757
so, if we're on tour,
what about dewey?
434
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,626
- Uh, he'll split time
between me and you.
435
00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:12,827
Sometimes he'll stay
with your mom.
436
00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:14,295
We'll figure it out.
437
00:15:14,364 --> 00:15:17,131
- So, I just wouldn't see him
half the time?
438
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,733
- No, no, not half.
439
00:15:18,802 --> 00:15:21,102
You wouldn't see him, like,
40% of the time.
440
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,236
But--but don't worry about
that right now.
441
00:15:22,305 --> 00:15:24,606
That's in the future.
This is just the beginning.
442
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,941
- Yeah.
It's just the beginning.
443
00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:28,610
Okay.
- All right.
444
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,278
- I love you both so much.
- Bye, mom.
445
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,313
- Now, you drive safe.
You got precious cargo.
446
00:15:32,382 --> 00:15:33,581
Bye, babe.
There she goes.
447
00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:34,549
- Bye.
448
00:15:35,785 --> 00:15:37,852
- [sighs]
449
00:15:37,921 --> 00:15:39,153
- bye!
450
00:15:39,222 --> 00:15:40,321
All right.
451
00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:41,723
Show me those punks
who jumped you.
452
00:15:45,394 --> 00:15:46,995
- Let me tell you,
if you were ever jumped
453
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,363
by a gang of bullies,
454
00:15:48,398 --> 00:15:50,415
you wanted rocky johnson
in your corner.
455
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,550
- There they are.
- Hey!
456
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,302
Heard y'all jumped my boy.
457
00:15:54,337 --> 00:15:56,137
That's a bitch-ass move.
458
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,605
Eight against one.
459
00:15:57,641 --> 00:15:59,374
Now, listen up.
My son
460
00:15:59,409 --> 00:16:01,242
would kick the crap
out of any one of you
461
00:16:01,277 --> 00:16:03,411
one-on-one,
and he'll do it right now.
462
00:16:03,446 --> 00:16:04,612
- Uh--
- and I heard
463
00:16:04,648 --> 00:16:05,980
one of y'all pulled a knife!
464
00:16:06,016 --> 00:16:07,148
- No one pulled
a knife on your--
465
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,950
- you shut the hell up!
466
00:16:08,985 --> 00:16:11,452
Y'all like knives, huh?
467
00:16:11,488 --> 00:16:13,121
[chuckles]
well...
468
00:16:13,156 --> 00:16:15,189
I got the knife now.
469
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,259
That's what I thought.
470
00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:20,862
Dewey!
Get your board.
471
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:27,001
- All right!
Dewey and dewey's dad!
472
00:16:27,037 --> 00:16:28,903
- Sebi, are you okay?
473
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:31,305
- I'm buried straight down,
but I'm fine.
474
00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:32,423
I'm clapping right now.
475
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,926
You can't see, but I am.
476
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,978
- Anytime, one-on-one.
477
00:16:37,013 --> 00:16:38,346
Anytime.
478
00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:42,650
- Dad, that was amazing.
479
00:16:42,686 --> 00:16:44,819
- Bye, dewey!
- Thank you, dew.
480
00:16:44,854 --> 00:16:47,689
We believe in standing up
for ourselves in this family.
481
00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:49,991
But sometimes, the fight
isn't always fair.
482
00:16:50,026 --> 00:16:53,561
When that happens, know
I always got your back.
483
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,797
- Dad, do you wanna
go boogie boarding with me?
484
00:16:55,832 --> 00:16:57,148
- No, son.
You know I don't like
485
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,300
to get my hair wet.
486
00:17:01,905 --> 00:17:03,671
- [over loudspeaker]
aloha flight 24
487
00:17:03,707 --> 00:17:06,874
will be boarding shortly.
488
00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:09,877
[soft music]
489
00:17:09,913 --> 00:17:11,379
♪ ♪
490
00:17:11,414 --> 00:17:12,580
- you into surfing?
491
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,048
- Oh.
[chuckles]
492
00:17:14,084 --> 00:17:17,051
no, I just got my son
one of those boogie boards.
493
00:17:17,087 --> 00:17:18,519
- Uh, that'll be $6.50.
494
00:17:18,555 --> 00:17:20,621
- He's not here
with me--my son.
495
00:17:20,657 --> 00:17:23,224
But I thought he'd like
the magazine when I get back.
496
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,659
I'm only gone a few days.
497
00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:26,661
And, you know, if I have
to be gone longer next time,
498
00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:27,845
we'll figure it out.
[chuckles]
499
00:17:27,897 --> 00:17:30,098
I mean, when I was growing up,
we traveled all the time.
500
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,266
My dad was a wrestler and
my mom and I were on the road
501
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:35,203
constantly with him,
and it was fine.
502
00:17:35,238 --> 00:17:38,472
Of course, my mom
was always with me.
503
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,375
She was that steady presence.
504
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,862
I remember
that made me feel like
505
00:17:44,914 --> 00:17:46,330
no matter where we were,
506
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,849
that was home.
507
00:17:49,018 --> 00:17:50,551
- That's sweet.
508
00:17:51,588 --> 00:17:55,423
Please take the change
from my hand.
509
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,391
- [chuckles]
510
00:17:58,061 --> 00:18:00,294
[knocking]
511
00:18:02,632 --> 00:18:04,899
- mom?
What are you doing here?
512
00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:06,467
- I have bad news.
513
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,336
"star search" called
and changed their mind.
514
00:18:08,371 --> 00:18:09,604
- Really?
515
00:18:09,639 --> 00:18:11,873
Wait, they called you
at the airport?
516
00:18:11,908 --> 00:18:12,673
- Yep.
517
00:18:13,476 --> 00:18:15,476
Announced it
over the loudspeaker.
518
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,111
Said they made a mistake
and accepted
519
00:18:17,147 --> 00:18:18,579
too many talented people,
520
00:18:18,615 --> 00:18:21,382
but they're gonna keep me
in mind for the future.
521
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:23,117
- I'm sorry, mom.
522
00:18:23,153 --> 00:18:25,286
Are you sad?
- No.
523
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:27,255
Because now I get
to be here with you.
524
00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:28,689
Mm.
525
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,658
Did you have some good
bonding time with your dad?
526
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,994
- Yeah.
We had fun at the beach.
527
00:18:33,997 --> 00:18:35,329
- Is that a knife?
528
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,165
- Let's sing a song together.
529
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,050
- Sure.
530
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,168
Your favorite?
- Yeah.
531
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,719
- [chuckles]
532
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:45,539
♪ don't go breaking my heart ♪
533
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,142
- ♪ I couldn't if I tried ♪
534
00:18:48,178 --> 00:18:49,977
♪ ♪
535
00:18:50,013 --> 00:18:53,648
- ♪ oh, honey,
if I get restless-- ♪
536
00:18:53,683 --> 00:18:55,449
- ♪ baby, you're not
that kind ♪
537
00:18:55,485 --> 00:18:57,151
♪ ♪
538
00:18:57,187 --> 00:18:59,453
[laughs]
539
00:18:59,489 --> 00:19:01,823
both: ♪ don't go breaking
my heart ♪
540
00:19:01,858 --> 00:19:03,491
- ultimately, my mom
decided the fight
541
00:19:03,526 --> 00:19:05,026
to become a star could wait.
542
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:08,779
It wasn't worth losing
these moments with her family.
543
00:19:12,702 --> 00:19:15,002
- Francine, go pee-pee
for mama.
544
00:19:15,038 --> 00:19:16,838
No, don't lick my shoes.
545
00:19:16,873 --> 00:19:18,306
Go pee-pee.
546
00:19:18,341 --> 00:19:19,774
- Hey, lia.
547
00:19:19,809 --> 00:19:21,676
- Hey.
Where's dewey?
548
00:19:21,711 --> 00:19:23,344
- He's relaxing at the hotel.
549
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:26,614
But I got these for you.
550
00:19:26,649 --> 00:19:29,183
- Ooh.
Yao's boots.
551
00:19:29,219 --> 00:19:31,018
Look how they glow
in the moonlight.
552
00:19:31,054 --> 00:19:34,188
- Ooh, look how the pores
in the leather accept the dye.
553
00:19:34,224 --> 00:19:35,389
Mm!
- [chuckles]
554
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,775
- anyway, how is everything?
555
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:38,593
You okay?
556
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:40,461
- I think I finally
got everything
557
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:41,429
under control.
558
00:19:41,464 --> 00:19:42,897
- Good.
559
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,565
'cause ata was worried
about some of the stuff
560
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,067
you were saying
at the restaurant.
561
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,435
- I shouldn't have said
those things in front of her.
562
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:49,971
But you know, peter built
563
00:19:50,006 --> 00:19:53,374
polynesian pacific
pro wrestling...
564
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,843
And I won't let it
be torn down.
565
00:19:55,879 --> 00:19:59,380
- No one can question,
you are one badass woman, lia.
566
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,215
Respected.
Feared.
567
00:20:01,251 --> 00:20:03,584
Loathed.
And loved.
568
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,919
- I like that.
569
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,888
Put it on a t-shirt.
- [chuckles]
570
00:20:06,923 --> 00:20:10,124
- come on.
Help me put on my new boots.
571
00:20:11,527 --> 00:20:14,645
[camera shutter clicking]
572
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:19,934
- sometimes, when you think
a fight has been won,
573
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,203
you find out it's only
just beginning.
574
00:20:22,238 --> 00:20:23,771
[knocking]
575
00:20:26,843 --> 00:20:29,110
- did you hear, fbi?
Did you get it?
576
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,945
- We got her asking you
for a tribute fee,
577
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,613
which sounds to me
like extortion.
578
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,615
- Yes, good!
579
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,117
So you can arrest her?
- Yeah.
580
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,752
If we can get more,
we have a better chance
581
00:20:37,787 --> 00:20:39,720
of making sure
the charges stick.
582
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,123
- My grandmother
didn't know it,
583
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,759
but her biggest fight
was yet to come.
584
00:20:45,962 --> 00:20:48,179
My whole life,
I've watched my family
585
00:20:48,231 --> 00:20:49,797
fight to keep what's theirs,
586
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,632
fight to keep us together,
587
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,301
and fight to keep
their dreams alive.
588
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,836
And as president,
I will follow their example,
589
00:20:55,872 --> 00:20:58,572
and I will always fight
for the american people.
590
00:20:58,608 --> 00:21:01,275
And that's what I hope
my legacy will be.
591
00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:03,210
- That was your "quick story"?
592
00:21:03,246 --> 00:21:05,746
You exceeded your allotted
time by, what, 20 minutes?
593
00:21:05,782 --> 00:21:07,815
- Yes.
Thank you very much.
594
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,867
[cheering and applause]
595
00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:12,787
- thank you,
candidate johnson.
596
00:21:12,822 --> 00:21:13,955
Let's move on
to the next question.
597
00:21:13,990 --> 00:21:15,623
- [chuckles]