1 00:00:02,461 --> 00:00:02,836 [soft dramatic music] 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:11,595 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,681 ‐ How's the energy? ‐ Not good. 4 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:17,267 People are very upset. ‐ And our polling numbers? 5 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:19,853 ‐ Down in the Northeast. ‐ Let's hope this works. 6 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,688 ♪ ♪ 7 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:25,859 Well, let me start by saying how deeply sorry I am. 8 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,862 I made a mistake yesterday here while at a campaign stop 9 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,198 at Philly's Prize. 10 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,868 I ordered a cheesesteak... protein style. 11 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,161 [camera shutter clicks] 12 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,621 [crowd booing] 13 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:39,915 ‐ The Amoroso roll locks in the flavor! 14 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,416 ‐ You're right to be upset, 15 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,460 and I never meant to disrespect anyone 16 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:46,547 by eating a bowl of meat and whiz. 17 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,632 [crowd booing] 18 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,676 I've learned that... 19 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,887 a person isn't defined by the mistakes that they've made, 20 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,555 but how they respond to them. 21 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,307 You know, it's a lesson I learned 22 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:58,892 not too far from here 23 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,894 when I was 15, living in Bethlehem. 24 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,562 [upbeat music] 25 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:05,566 I was fighting, stealing, lying. 26 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,192 ‐ You must be rich. ‐ Yeah. 27 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,569 ‐ And all around... ‐ What are you doing? 28 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,444 ‐ Just messing up. 29 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,904 ‐ I can't believe it. He stood me up. 30 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,573 ‐ But I really liked this girl, 31 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,492 and I was desperate for her to give me a second chance. 32 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,578 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:18,579 ‐ What the hell? 34 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,122 It's 6:15 in the morning. 35 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:22,207 ‐ I know, but you won't answer my calls. 36 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,376 I'm sorry for standing you up the other night. 37 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,587 I wanted to meet you, but I had family stuff. 38 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:29,131 Please let me make it up to you. 39 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:34,052 ‐ Karen, someone's at the door for you. 40 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:37,431 ‐ Dwayne, what are you doing here? 41 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,434 It's 6:15 in the morning. ‐ What's happening? 42 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,102 ‐ Oh, that was my twin sister Lisa. 43 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:43,437 She goes to St. Francis. 44 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:44,771 She and the nuns have been at odds 45 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,440 so she's been in a bad mood lately. 46 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:47,607 ‐ I didn't know you had a twin. 47 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,609 ‐ There's a lot you don't know about me. 48 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,611 Maybe if you'd shown up for our date‐‐ 49 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:52,612 ‐ I'm sorry. 50 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,614 Like I told your‐‐ your sister, 51 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,575 I didn't mean to stand you up, but my mom‐‐ 52 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,160 ‐ I have to get ready for school. 53 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,955 ♪ ♪ 54 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,457 ‐ And my dad, well, 55 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,500 he was trying to make up for his own mistakes too. 56 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:08,378 ‐ Ah, cockroach! ‐ Hey, hey, no, no, no. 57 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:12,299 It's not a cockroach. It's just a rose in full bloom. 58 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:14,801 Dewey went out for an early run. 59 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,803 We have the house to ourselves. 60 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:20,807 The music is playing, and I can give you a massage. 61 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,142 ‐ Ah, no, it's okay. 62 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:23,977 I'll just sing to myself while I stretch. 63 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,479 We need to get ready for work. 64 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,898 ‐ Babe, I swear I wasn't partying 65 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,650 at that wrestling convention. 66 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,652 I had to stay overnight for meetings. 67 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,320 ‐ Come on, Rocky, we're all going to the bar. 68 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,488 ‐ Sounds like an important meeting. 69 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,156 ‐ Babe, wrestling deals are made 70 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,742 over a six pack of beer and country‐‐ 71 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,661 ‐ It's just hard to hear you partying 72 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,829 while I'm here trying to parent our son and pay our bills, 73 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,207 which is why we can't be late for work. 74 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,875 You should return that rose. 75 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:49,127 We can't afford romantic flowers right now. 76 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,504 ‐ Babe. 77 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,343 ‐ What are you doing? Stop eating jam. 78 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,678 ‐ We're out of breakfast stuff. 79 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,304 ‐ I told you if we run out of something, 80 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,639 write it down on the grocery list. 81 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,851 ‐ I did. 82 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,812 ‐ Morning. What's going on? 83 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:07,813 ‐ Girl troubles. 84 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,690 ‐ Our son was eating jam straight from the jar. 85 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,024 [car honks] ‐ Oh, that's Gabe. 86 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,776 Gotta go. ‐ Need a ride to school? 87 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,653 ‐ No, no, no, no, it's cool. I have a ride. 88 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,530 ‐ What's up? [engine chugging] 89 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,614 [horn honks] 90 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:21,493 ‐ Ah, this car would not be popular with the ladies, 91 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,203 but it would be hilarious in a police chase. 92 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,454 [chuckles] 93 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,042 Your car is a real embarrassment, Gabe. 94 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,627 ‐ Yeah, it's kind of for work. 95 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:32,671 Do you think it's okay that I left it in the alley? 96 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,381 ‐ Oh, yeah. Don't worry about that. 97 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,675 Nobody touching that piece of garbage. 98 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:39,177 Now this, this is a car. 99 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,721 See these seats? Genuine leather. 100 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,641 The dash, that is tortoise shell. 101 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,351 You know how you can tell? ‐ 'Cause of the pattern. 102 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,728 ‐ Because of the pattern. ‐ Real nice, Mr. Johnson. 103 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,022 ‐ Yeah, sorry I can't let you sit down. 104 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:54,401 Next time, bring a towel or wear pants without rivets. 105 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:55,735 ‐ Oh, I'm good. Happy to hover. 106 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,572 My quads are burning, but it's a good burn. 107 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:01,074 ‐ Wait till Karen sees you pull up to school in this car. 108 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,242 [chuckles] 109 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,827 Make her forget you stood her up. 110 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,078 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Oh. 111 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,372 Baby's running low on fuel. 112 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:14,754 Uh‐oh. Oh, no. 113 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,882 Ugh, I'm a little light this morning. 114 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,926 Hey, Gabe, you got a couple extra bucks I can borrow? 115 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,011 ‐ Oh, I got my dad's gas card 116 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:23,430 but I'm only supposed to use it for the pizza car. 117 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,848 ‐ I won't tell if you won't. 118 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,230 ‐ Can someone scratch my nose for me? 119 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:37,444 ‐ Have a good day at school, and when your friends ask, 120 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:40,781 she's a 1987 Lincoln Continental... 121 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:43,283 [in French accent] Givenchy Designer Series. 122 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:45,619 [pop music] 123 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:48,079 ‐ ♪ Breakin' away ♪ [tires screech] 124 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,706 ‐ What an exit. 125 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,794 ‐ No, dude, dude, let's not walk by the field. 126 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,545 Let's use the side entrance. ‐ Why? 127 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,088 ‐ The assistant football coaches are out, 128 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,298 and they won't leave me alone. 129 00:04:58,340 --> 00:04:59,591 They're always harassing me. 130 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,801 ‐ Dude, what are you talking about? 131 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,928 ‐ All right, fine. I'll show you. 132 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,931 [funky music] 133 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,307 ‐ Let's go! Let's go! 134 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,143 ♪ ♪ 135 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,394 ‐ Hey, champ. 136 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,605 Where you walking to on those big legs? 137 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,649 ‐ Is your father a 747? 138 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,442 'Cause you got a hell of a wingspan. 139 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:20,403 ‐ Damn, son, you got a body like a filet mignon. 140 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:21,571 It's rare. 141 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,323 ‐ Come on. Don't be like that. 142 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,575 Just run a cone drill. Five minutes. 143 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,494 ‐ Hey, knock it off, will you, guys? 144 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,454 Leave the kid alone. ‐ Sorry, Coach Cwik. 145 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,499 ‐ Unbelievable, right? 146 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:34,501 ‐ What's the big deal, man? They want you to play. 147 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,169 ‐ Man, the only game I'm interested in playing 148 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,921 is trying to get another shot with Karen. 149 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,757 ‐ Ah, so you playing the deadliest game: love. 150 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:51,142 ‐ What the? What are y'all staring at? 151 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,023 ‐ What are you doing? ‐ Diane won't notice. 152 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,109 ‐ You sound just like Dewey. She's definitely gonna notice. 153 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,696 ‐ Uh‐oh, they're the wrong way. 154 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,115 They should be face forward, bum to the wall. 155 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,825 I like to feel seen. 156 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:11,204 Wow, this place looks so great, and so fast. 157 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:12,747 ‐ Well, we have four hands now, 158 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:14,541 so we'll be able to get things done a lot quicker. 159 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,084 ‐ Ata, can I talk to you for a minute? 160 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,214 ‐ I'm finally going to the Galapagos! 161 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,716 ‐ [gasps] 162 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,634 ‐ I'm going to be part of an immersive nature experience 163 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,970 where you observe wildlife up close, like Darwin. 164 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,681 I have to get special shoes so I don't slip on the rocks. 165 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,391 ‐ Oh, my God, that's amazing. 166 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:32,726 I told you you needed to treat yourself. 167 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,895 ‐ I'll be gone two months. 168 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,731 I know that money is a concern, so I wanna pay you extra today 169 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,649 along with all the perishables in my fridge. 170 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,318 ‐ Oh, no, no, that's not necessary. 171 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,569 ‐ I insist, 172 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,070 and I'll call you the moment I get back. 173 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,822 ‐ Oh, have a great trip. 174 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,035 ‐ I hope you like root vegetables 175 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,162 because I went crazy at the farmers market. 176 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,622 I was shopping nervous. 177 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:59,711 ‐ Well, if you're gonna stare, I'ma give you a show. 178 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,505 Oh, there it is. [grunts] 179 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:04,174 [laughs] 180 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,176 [school bell rings] 181 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,053 [girls whispering] ‐ No, we're not talking to him. 182 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,765 ‐ Hi, can I speak to Karen for a second? 183 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:14,059 ‐ Are you gonna be okay, Karen? ‐ I'm okay. 184 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:14,809 Thanks, Karen. 185 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,604 ‐ Karen strong. ‐ Bonnie out. 186 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,022 But Bonnie watching. 187 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,278 ‐ I'm so sorry for bailing on dinner the other night. 188 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,613 Please give me a second chance. 189 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:31,493 Here, I got you something to apologize. 190 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,542 ‐ I love animals wearing sunglasses. 191 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:40,627 ‐ I know. 192 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,128 You told me 193 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:44,214 when we watched "The Tonight Show" together on the phone. 194 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,383 ‐ Okay, I'll give you another chance. 195 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:47,634 ‐ Yes! Babe, that's amazing. 196 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,053 ‐ If you show me that you take this relationship seriously. 197 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,262 ‐ Yeah. 198 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,640 ‐ Have me over for dinner with your parents Friday night. 199 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,809 ‐ Why? Haven't you already met my dad? 200 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,103 ‐ For, like, one second. I wanna meet your mom. 201 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,105 And I'm not getting stood up again, 202 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,565 so I'm coming to where you live. 203 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:03,983 Look, I like you, 204 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,652 but either you think I'm parent meeting material, 205 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,821 or we're done. 206 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,823 ‐ Okay, fine. I'll pick you up at 6:00. 207 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:10,824 ‐ 5:30. 208 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,492 I'm doing this thing where I don't eat lunch, 209 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,702 so I'll be a grump by 6:00. 210 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,913 See you Friday. 211 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,335 ‐ So? 212 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:23,420 ‐ Karen wants to come over 213 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,504 and have dinner with my parents. 214 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,589 ‐ Yo, that's great, man! ‐ No, dude, it's terrible. 215 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:27,966 She thinks I'm rich. 216 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,342 She's gonna find out I've been lying. 217 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,803 She can't see where I live. It's embarrassing. 218 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,596 ‐ Well, dude, maybe she won't care about that. 219 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:34,848 ‐ She's gonna care about it, man. 220 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,182 You haven't seen her house. 221 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:39,018 Looks like the bad guy's house in a kid's movie. 222 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:42,021 God, I gotta find a bathroom. ‐ Oh, anxiety butt? 223 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,190 I had that bad during PSATs, dude. 224 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:47,152 Boy's room is right over there. ‐ Those stalls are too small. 225 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,159 ‐ Only seven weeks till spring break. 226 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,703 ‐ Let's not talk, man. ‐ Yeah. 227 00:08:58,496 --> 00:08:59,914 ‐ Whatever. I'll catch you later. 228 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,750 ‐ All right. Take it slow. 229 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,753 ‐ The thought of Karen coming over was messing me up. 230 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,839 Unfortunately, I made the mistake 231 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,632 of taking it out on the wrong person. 232 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:10,884 ‐ Coach Cwik. 233 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,719 ‐ What the hell are you doing in here? 234 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:13,887 This the teachers' lounge. 235 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,472 ‐ I'm too big for the regular bathrooms. 236 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:16,890 ‐ Boy, you better get the hell out. 237 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,683 ‐ No one else is even in here. ‐ Out. 238 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,685 ‐ Man, today is not the day. 239 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:25,065 ‐ Make me say it one more time, we'll have a real problem. 240 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:25,940 ‐ Okay, sure. 241 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,860 I'll leave... after I wash my hands. 242 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,906 ‐ Oh, you're gonna be a son of a bitch? 243 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:33,907 I'll call the principal. 244 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,867 ‐ Principal Bogg? ‐ Uh‐huh. 245 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,078 ‐ Tell him Officer Dwayne Johnson said what's up. 246 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,289 Pass me a paper towel. 247 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,124 Know what, never mind. I'll get my own. 248 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,087 ‐ Get out! 249 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,049 ‐ Later, boss. 250 00:09:58,932 --> 00:09:59,557 ‐ Do you want me to put in a tape? 251 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,187 I got some Neil Diamond; Earth, Wind & Fire... 252 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,439 ‐ Why do I feel like I'm the only one who's worried? 253 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,608 Diane was our twice‐a‐week client. 254 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,611 Losing her is a big hit, and rent is due next week. 255 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:14,531 ‐ Babe, we always figure this out. 256 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,699 I'm gonna see Afa and Sika at the gym later. 257 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,535 I'll see if they got any local matches coming up. 258 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,203 ‐ And we should ask around, find out if anyone 259 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:21,871 needs a cleaning service. ‐ Mm. 260 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:24,499 ‐ Maybe put an ad in the paper, although that costs money. 261 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,709 Everything costs money. 262 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,712 This bag smells. 263 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,550 ‐ You called him boss after you shoulder‐checked him? 264 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,969 Power move. ‐ I was just pissed off. 265 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,971 It's this Karen dinner. It's making me crazy. 266 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,764 ‐ Well, did you tell your parents she's coming over? 267 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,141 ‐ I'll tell my dad at the gym later. 268 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,725 Maybe he can help me figure out what to do. 269 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,977 ‐ Maybe if you ask your mom 270 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,478 to make you something fancy for dinner, 271 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,564 then Karen won't notice your apartment. 272 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,315 ‐ Fancy like what? Like turkey burgers? 273 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,234 ‐ Turkey burgers? 274 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,485 ‐ You give a girl a turkey burger, 275 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:53,778 she should spit in your face. 276 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,613 ‐ I mean, you can make it classy, 277 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,115 you know, with, like, a salad or something. 278 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,617 ‐ Turkey makes you sleep, and it makes you fart, Dwayne. 279 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,327 You looking to sleep and fart, 280 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,912 or you looking to have a little fun? 281 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,831 ‐ Fine. Then what should we have? 282 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,208 ‐ I got three words: linguini and clams. 283 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,460 ‐ Nah, I don't think‐‐ ‐ Listen to me. 284 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,337 Women go wild for linguini and clams. 285 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,672 Clams are an aphrodisiac. 286 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,259 Something about them on top of linguini drives women crazy. 287 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:19,345 Something in the sauce, it mixes with their DNA. 288 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:20,972 I don't know 'cause I'm not a doctor. 289 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,515 I don't know if it's the electrons 290 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,850 or the hormones or what, 291 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,518 but when clam juice and linguini 292 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,769 hits a woman's bloodstream, 293 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,188 huh... [chuckles] 294 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,856 All hell breaks loose. 295 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,025 ‐ If it works so good, then why isn't it on our menu? 296 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:34,194 ‐ 'Cause we don't have insurance for that! 297 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:37,030 A bunch of crazy women ripping our seats out? 298 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,990 Come on! 299 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,533 ‐ [quietly] Sorry. 300 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,495 [retro pop music] 301 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,914 ‐ Bye. 302 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,332 Ata. 303 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,250 Hi. Look, before you say anything, 304 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,710 Toby's been let go. 305 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:51,878 We had no idea about his history 306 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,880 when we hired him, and what can I say? 307 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:57,300 He's a master manipulator. ‐ Who's Toby? 308 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,468 ‐ So you're here for a class? 309 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:02,222 ‐ No, actually, I need to cancel my platinum jazz plan. 310 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,556 ‐ Oh. 311 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,807 ‐ It's not that I don't love it. 312 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:05,725 I do. 313 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,644 It's just a bit too much money right now. 314 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,562 ‐ Oh, okay. 315 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,314 Um, I don't know if you read the fine print 316 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,815 on your Jazzport membership card, 317 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,484 but there are no refunds. 318 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,236 ‐ Come on, Stephanie. It's me. 319 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,905 ♪ ♪ 320 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,574 ‐ Okay, I am not supposed to do this, 321 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,409 but I can offer you 322 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,495 10% off your next platinum plan 323 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,746 if you renew today. 324 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,790 We take cash, check, or credit card. 325 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,124 The only thing we no longer accept 326 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,251 is Toby bucks. 327 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,544 ♪♪♪ 328 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,338 ‐ Fellas. ‐ Hey 329 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,548 ‐ Hey, y'all talk to Hal? 330 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,425 He got any local matches on the horizon? 331 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,052 ‐ Nah, he's got nothing coming up. 332 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,597 ‐ Hmm, all right, well, you hear anything, let me know. 333 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:47,225 ‐ All right. ‐ Hey, Dad. 334 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,727 Uncle Afa, Uncle Sika. ‐ Hello, Dewey. 335 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:53,606 ‐ Dewey, give me a spot. ‐ Mustache coming in strong. 336 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,775 ‐ That weight was too light. 337 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,151 ‐ Hey, I need to ask you something. 338 00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,946 I got a problem with this girl. 339 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,575 ‐ Oh. Uh, okay. 340 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,452 You and this lady had some fun, 341 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,579 but now there are consequences, and you need help dealing‐‐ 342 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,499 ‐ No, Dad, Karen wants to come over for dinner tomorrow night. 343 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,793 ‐ [chuckles] 344 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,586 ‐ Well, I'm relieved to hear that, Son. 345 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,963 ‐ You scared me for a second, there, Dewey. 346 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,798 ‐ What a wild few seconds that was. 347 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,967 ‐ But her family's rich, and I sort of led her 348 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,969 to believe that I was rich too, and now‐‐ 349 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,929 ‐ The chickens have come home to roost. 350 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,223 [chuckles] I understand. 351 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,142 You were working a gimmick, and you cornered yourself. 352 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,060 ‐ I guess I should just come clean to her then, right? 353 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,312 ‐ Wrong, son. 354 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,646 What you gotta do 355 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:36,649 is work the gimmick even harder. 356 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,111 [driving music] 357 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,322 ♪ ♪ 358 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,074 [doorbell rings] 359 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:49,746 ♪ ♪ 360 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,040 ‐ 'Sup, Karen? 361 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,207 Or Lisa? 362 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,334 ‐ No, it's me, Karen. 363 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,586 Lisa's in a room with my parents. 364 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,671 She just told them she's a lesbian. 365 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,423 Nice car. ‐ Thanks. 366 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,926 It's a Lincoln Continental Givenchy Designer Series. 367 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,344 ‐ I've never seen you drive this to school. 368 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,346 ‐ You know, a lot of kids bombing around there 369 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,681 with their learner's permits. 370 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,266 I don't trust them around my baby. 371 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:12,852 ‐ I brought éclairs. 372 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,188 The cream is called Chantilly, 373 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,190 which is also what I want to call my daughter. 374 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,149 ‐ Beautiful. 375 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:23,029 [upbeat pop music playing on radio] 376 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,865 ‐ I'm planning to go to Barbizon Modeling School 377 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,034 after I graduate! ‐ That makes sense! 378 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,370 You're so pretty! ‐ Thank you! 379 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,122 Can we turn this music down? 380 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,375 ‐ Sorry, I was just trying to show you 381 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,710 the six‐speaker stereo. 382 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:38,795 Most cars only have four so... 383 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,380 ‐ Anyway, I got discovered eating a chocolate bar 384 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,632 at Hershey Park. 385 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:43,966 I'm planning on being a catalog model 386 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,176 because they don't have 387 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,719 the same height requirements as runway, 388 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:47,887 and I'm business‐minded about it. 389 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,222 ‐ You comfortable? 390 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,224 These seats are genuine leather. 391 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,684 And you see this dash? Tortoise shell. 392 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,394 ‐ Mm‐hmm, yeah. 393 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,563 So how far is it to your house? 394 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,898 ‐ Instead of going to my house, 395 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,399 I thought we could just drive around, 396 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,068 enjoy the elegance of my Conty. 397 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,737 ‐ Dwayne, I told you I didn't eat lunch. 398 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,490 I'm gonna need some food. ‐ No problem. 399 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,075 I got us a reservation 400 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,244 at the most romantic spot in the city. 401 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,080 [wind whooshing] 402 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,623 Isn't this picnic nice? 403 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,625 You enjoying your linguini with clams? 404 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,336 ‐ No, the wind blew dirt in it. 405 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,505 ‐ Yeah, I guess it really does pick up at night. 406 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,674 Here, have some of mine. 407 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,051 ‐ Watch out with that fork. You're really close to my eyes. 408 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,679 Stop! ‐ Sorry, it's just so dark. 409 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,888 Hold on. 410 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,436 ‐ Dwayne! 411 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,939 Oh, no, here comes the moths. 412 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,733 [screams] [spitting] 413 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,402 The lights, turn off the lights! 414 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,782 ‐ Okay, we can eat in the car, 415 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,534 but we really can't spill on the seats. 416 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:54,370 ‐ I wanna have dinner at your house with your parents! 417 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,789 I was looking forward to your mom cooking us 418 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,666 a traditional meal from your... 419 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,459 homeland of origin. 420 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,794 ‐ She's from Samoa. 421 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:05,631 ‐ That is what I want. Some lovely Samoan food. 422 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:09,260 Take me to your house or take me home. 423 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,265 ‐ Okay, fine. Let's go to my house. 424 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,309 Here we are. 425 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:21,981 Let me just‐‐ oh, I forgot my house key. 426 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,149 My mom hates it 427 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,567 when I ring the doorbell late at night. 428 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,735 It disturbs the horses. 429 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,153 I guess we got to do this another time. 430 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,488 ‐ Dwayne, this is the mayor's house. 431 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,157 I know that because I threw up here on a field trip 432 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,576 after I ate too many circus peanuts. 433 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,494 ‐ All right, fine. 434 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,622 I don't wanna take you to my house, okay? 435 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,041 I know you think I'm rich because I wear nice clothes 436 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,835 and my dad is famous, but I'm not. 437 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,170 We live in a crappy apartment, 438 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,963 and my mom cleans houses with my dad 439 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,173 when he's not lucky enough 440 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,424 to be wrestling in flea markets. 441 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,009 I didn't wanna tell you because you 442 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,177 obviously wouldn't understand. 443 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,429 Your house is perfect. You're perfect. 444 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:56,432 And...yeah. 445 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,187 ‐ Do I like that you're poor? No. 446 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,773 But I hate that you lied to me about it. 447 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,151 So, yeah, maybe I am a little shallow. 448 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,322 You didn't even give me a chance. 449 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,449 Take me home. 450 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,867 For real this time. 451 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:22,959 ‐ You know what? 452 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,002 This wasn't half bad. 453 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,462 ‐ It's turnip pie. You want another piece? 454 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:30,049 ‐ No. I mean, uh, I'm so full. 455 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,676 ‐ This Jazzercise contract is crazy. 456 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,177 I don't think there's any way out of it. 457 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,720 Listen to this. 458 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,889 "Every dispute will be settled by Christine." 459 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,225 ‐ Is she the one with the thick back? 460 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,561 There he is. How'd that date go? 461 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,479 ‐ Terrible. ‐ I don't understand. 462 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,314 Did you double down on the gimmick like I said? 463 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,066 ‐ Yeah, and it blew up in my face. 464 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,401 ‐ What's going on? 465 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,027 ‐ Dad told me to work the gimmick extra hard, 466 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,362 and it backfired, so now Karen hates me 467 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:56,033 and the mayor's security team has our license plate number. 468 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,244 ‐ Why do we have red celery? 469 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,580 ‐ Okay, it's rhubarb from the farmers market, 470 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,581 and we're all gonna eat it. 471 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,958 I need you two to stop working the gimmick 472 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,668 and start working on a solution‐‐ 473 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,546 a real solution because we've got real problems 474 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,047 like rent being due in a few days. 475 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,591 We could get evicted. 476 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,093 That should be your priority, not what some girl thinks. 477 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,517 ‐ Whatever that is, son... 478 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:22,727 don't eat it. 479 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,022 [burgeoning guitar music] 480 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:33,195 ♪ ♪ 481 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,114 ‐ Where's your car? 482 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,782 ‐ I sold it. 483 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,200 ‐ What do you mean you sold it? 484 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,786 ‐ And I got good money for it too. 485 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,789 You know, it's a Givenchy‐‐ ‐ Designer Series, yes, I know. 486 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,334 Rocky, I can't believe you sold your car. 487 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,544 You love it so much. ‐ We needed to pay rent. 488 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,130 I can ride with Afa and Sika if I book any shows, 489 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,299 and we can sign a cheap lease on a van, 490 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,801 which will be better for the business. 491 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:56,969 I'm working the solution. 492 00:18:57,011 --> 00:19:00,056 ♪ ♪ 493 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:04,268 ‐ Hey, can you drop me off at school on your way to work? 494 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,981 ‐ Thanks for giving us a ride to work, Gabe. 495 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,399 ‐ No problem. 496 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,234 I have some parmesan and crushed red pepper packets 497 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,445 in the glove box if anyone's feeling snacky. 498 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,280 ‐ It's crazy you had to sell your car, Dad. 499 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,490 You loved that thing. 500 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:21,494 ‐ Yeah, but I love your mom even more. 501 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,872 It's about taking responsibility. 502 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,584 ‐ What my dad said really resonated with me. 503 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,461 I had messed up things with Karen, 504 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,505 but I still had a shot to do something right. 505 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:36,175 Hey, Coach Cwik, you got a second? 506 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,177 ‐ Hey, big fella. Looking big! 507 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,345 ‐ Not now, Barry. 508 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,848 ‐ I know I acted like a jerk. 509 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,017 I've been stressed lately about a lot of things, 510 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,104 and I took it out on you, and I'm sorry. 511 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,031 ‐ I appreciate that. 512 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,200 I appreciate that apology very much. 513 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,786 Tells me who you are, right, as a man. 514 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,454 ‐ Thanks for giving me another chance. 515 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:08,207 ‐ Hey, we all deserve a second chance. 516 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,379 I want you to play football for me. 517 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,674 ‐ Coach, I don't got time for that. 518 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,758 I mean, my family‐‐ 519 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,052 ‐ Hey, I don't want to cross a line here or anything. 520 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,387 You live out in the East Side, right? 521 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,723 [soft dramatic music] 522 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,225 I grew up around there too. 523 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,228 Football can open doors for guys like us. 524 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,063 This game can get you into college, 525 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,898 take you who knows how far. 526 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,567 Out there is opportunity. 527 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,027 You work your ass off, give yourself a chance. 528 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,072 ‐ You really think I got a shot? 529 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,407 ‐ You got the size. 530 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,076 If you got the talent, sky's the limit. 531 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:47,079 [hopeful piano music] 532 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,081 ‐ All right. I'll be here tomorrow. 533 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,791 ‐ Good for you. 534 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,543 Hey, that's it, Marcus! 535 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,587 ‐ You know, when you give someone a second chance, 536 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,589 you never know how they could surprise you. 537 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,257 If I hadn't apologized to Coach Cwik, 538 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,884 I never would have found football, 539 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,260 and football gave me direction. 540 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,429 It gave me discipline, but, most of all, 541 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,931 it gave me hope for a better future for my family. 542 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,100 ‐ Go Eagles! 543 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,268 ‐ I didn't know it then, 544 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:12,897 but that moment, that apology when I was 15, 545 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,608 well, that changed the course of my life. 546 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,235 We all deserve a chance to learn from our mistakes, 547 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,612 and I hope the people of Philly 548 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,906 will give me a second chance to make them proud. 549 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,784 [cheers and applause] 550 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,874 Go Eagles!