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[exciting news theme]

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‐ Good evening,
I'm Randall Park.

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The primaries are over
and the nominees

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for the 2032
U. S. presidential race are set.

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And one name...

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you may have heard before.

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Candidate Dwayne Johnson
has wasted no time

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hitting the campaign trail

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with his
No Muss, No Fuss bus tour,

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traveling cross‐country
to talk to American voters.

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[cheering]

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‐ I'll get the upstairs.

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‐ And show
that he's one of them.

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‐ [groans]
Wow.

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It's about as big
as Kevin Hart's ego.

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[laughter]

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‐ But that level of fame
also has its downside.

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Dwayne Johnson's success
is being used against him

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by his critics.

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They say he's lived
the cushy Hollywood life

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for so long, he can't relate
to the struggles

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of the average American.
‐ Randall,

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that couldn't be
further from the truth.

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I have had one hell of a life,
but I wasn't born into it.

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I've had to work very hard for
everything that's come my way.

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There's still so much that
I have to share with the world.

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‐ Hmm, I'm surprised
to hear you say that

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because you're such
an open person.

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‐ Well, I try to be as open
and as real as I can.

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For example, people don't know
that every time

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I open the fridge,
I still gotta...

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you know.
[both chuckle]

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‐ Can you do it?
‐ You want me to do it?

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‐ I'm begging you to do it.

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‐ Are the people ready?
‐ They are not ready,

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but they need to see it.
‐ [chuckles]

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Well, every time
I open the fridge,

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I've gotta say,
"Can you tell...

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llll...

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that the Rock is hungry?"

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Oh, yeah.

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‐ I do that too.

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‐ You're a wild man.
[chuckles]

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So, as you can see, Randall,
there's still so much

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that I haven't told anyone.

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Stories about my life

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that I haven't been ready
to share until now.

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‐ You can't tell because
I used to be an actor,

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so I'm skilled
at hiding my emotions,

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but I'm on the edge of my seat.

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‐ I can tell.
You're a hell of an actor.

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‐ Oh.
True.

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‐ [chuckles]

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You know, Randall,
to understand me,

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you gotta understand
where I came from.

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[upbeat music]

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I was born into
a wrestling family.

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‐ Your dad was wrestling
superstar Rocky Johnson.

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‐ The "Soul Man"
Rocky Johnson.

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That was him.
‐ Yeah!

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‐ The crowd is in an uproar.

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There he goes!

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‐ Mom, listen to this crowd.

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Dad is over.

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‐ He is.
They love him.

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‐ My mother's father
was the legendary

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Samoan wrestler,
"High Chief" Peter Maivia.

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Wrestling is in my blood.

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[shouting]

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‐ Rocky hits him
with a dropkick.

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‐ Yes, Rocky!

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‐ Oh, the Samoan
is in trouble now.

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[bell dings]
He's done, he's done!

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And Rocky Johnson
is the winner tonight.

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[cheering, chanting]
Rocky! Rocky!

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‐ You know, being a kid
growing up

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in the world
of professional wrestling,

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I learned a lot of stuff
very early on in life.

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‐ Sign my chest?
‐ I'll sign your chest.

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‐ Ah, no, you won't.

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[chuckles]
Thank you.

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‐ I won't be signing any
chests, but how about an arm?

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♪ ♪

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Is this Carl Weathers?

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‐ [giggles]

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‐ But, at the same time,
I was also

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just a regular little boy.

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♪ ♪

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And I idolized my dad.

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‐ Dad, how come our car is
nicer than where we're staying?

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‐ 'Cause the fans don't drive
home with us, do they?

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They need to see me
leave the arena in style.

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That's called
working the gimmick.

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‐ Hmm, interesting.
‐ Cars, the clothes,

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the jewelry‐‐they need to think
who I am inside the ring

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is who I am outside the ring.

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‐ That's why we can't hang out
in public

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with Uncle Iron Sheik.

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‐ That's right.
And get this:

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one day, you work the gimmick
hard enough, it'll become real.

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‐ It will?
‐ Sure will.

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Soon, our house will be
as nice as our car.

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Then I gotta buy
a better car.

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‐ Ooh, red one?
You know I love red.

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‐ I know you like red.
[chuckles]

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‐ [clears throat]

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‐ Hey.
I'm gonna get changed.

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We'll go to your grandma's
so I can get paid,

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then I'll take us
out to dinner.

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‐ A quick stop at my mom's.

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‐ Yeah, yeah, I know.

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♪ ♪

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[singing in Polynesian
dialect]

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‐ Hey, get your buns in here.

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‐ Hey, boys.
‐ Hey!

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‐ Yo.

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[groaning]

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‐ Uh, Grandma?

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What's wrong
with your dog again?

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‐ It's a belly tumor,
but don't worry.

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It's benign.

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‐ Is that mushroom
looking one new?

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‐ Go shake everyone's
hand, Dewey.

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‐ Junk Yard Dog,
great match tonight.

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[Earth, Wind & Fire's
"Let's Groove"]

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‐ Let me see how fast you are.

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Oh, that's quick.

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Damn, kid.

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‐ Hi, Uncle Afa.
Hi, Uncle Sika.

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‐ Hey.

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♪ Share the spice of life ♪

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I hated you guys tonight.
Great job.

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‐ [in Polynesian dialect]
Dewey.

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‐ Who wants a margarita?

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‐ ♪ You will find
peace of mind ♪

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♪ On the floor ♪

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‐ I make with almost
all triple sec.

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‐ Shake it, baby!
‐ Dewey baby,

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are you old enough
to drink yet?

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‐ I'll drink it for him.

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[rumbling thuds]

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‐ ♪ We can boogie ♪

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♪ On down ♪

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♪ Down ♪

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[overlapping greetings]

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‐ Hey!

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‐ ♪ Down, boogie on down ♪

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‐ Anyone want to play cards?
‐ Yes.

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‐ Hell, yes.
‐ Yeah, I'll take your money.

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‐ Hey, babe, you don't mind
if we order food here, right?

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‐ We were just gonna do
a quick in and out.

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‐ Please, Mom?
I want to hang with the guys.

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‐ Ah, that's my boy.
‐ [chuckles]

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‐ Hey, and, after, I promise
we'll get some ice cream.

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‐ Okay.
‐ You wanna play Belote?

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‐ And it wasn't just my dad.

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I was surrounded by people
working the gimmick.

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‐ I worked a match in Detroit
with Playboy Bobby Riggs.

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Ton of talent, man.
Terrible body.

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‐ He looked like a loaf
of bread, huh?

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‐ Bobby Riggs is funny guy.
Like the Burt Reynolds.

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‐ No, he's gotta work
the gimmick.

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Wild Samoans, André the Giant,
"Soul Man" Rocky Johnson.

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‐ You can have all the skill
of the world, right?

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But if the audience
don't buy your look‐‐

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‐ You'll never get over.

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‐ His beige trunks aren't
doing him any favors.

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[laughter]

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‐ How's your girlfriend doing?
‐ Not so great.

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She stabbed me.
‐ [gasps]

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‐ I've come a long way from
when Peter‐‐miss you, Peter.

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Love you, High Chief‐‐

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from when he first
took me to his matches.

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I thought he was
really getting hurt.

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Aah!

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[screaming]
‐ Lia, no, Lia, no, no, Lia!

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‐ [laughs]
I bet the crowd loved it.

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Now that's a shoot.
[laughter]

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‐ I don't get why
there's so many rules.

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It's all fake anyway.

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What happened?

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[thudding footsteps]

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[wind blowing]

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[heartbeat thudding]

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‐ Does this feel fake?

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Then it's not fake.

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You never use the F word.

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Comprends?

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‐ Yes.
‐ Good.

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[chuckles]
Now we hug.

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Huh?

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‐ I did not raise him
like that.

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‐ That's your boy.
‐ I'm so sorry.

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That's your boy.
‐ Your move.

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‐ Let's go.

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[indistinct chatter]

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‐ Slight change of plans.

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I'm gonna go grab drinks
with the guys.

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‐ I knew we shouldn't
have stopped here.

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‐ It's just André's thinking

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about investing
in this tiki bar,

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and he wants us
to check it out.

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‐ I want you all to be
honest with me.

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‐ You promised Dewey you'd
take him for ice cream, Rocky.

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‐ Dewey will be fine.

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Hey, Dewey.

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Daddy's got to go take care
of some business

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with André and the guys.

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So we're gonna have to
rain check on that ice cream.

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‐ Can I go with you?

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‐ I'm sorry, buddy.
It's adult stuff.

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But hey, ice cream
for breakfast tomorrow.

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I'll see you later.

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I love you.
‐ Love you too.

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‐ Okay.
‐ Bye.

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Hey, come on.
Let's go.

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You ready to go?
‐ Mom, why doesn't Dad

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let me do anything with him?

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‐ [chuckles]

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Can you keep a secret?

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I told your dad
I wouldn't tell you, but...

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the president
called earlier today.

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Now, he can't talk about it
or give any details,

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but it's big,
and no one can know.

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‐ Like in "Shogun Warriors"?

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‐ Mm‐hmm.

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‐ Whoa.

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Does Grandma know?
‐ No.

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So let's not mention anything
when we go for ice cream, okay?

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‐ Okay.
‐ Good boy, go get your shoes.

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‐ Grandma, we're going
for ice cream.

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‐ So even though my dad
clearly had flaws,

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when I was that little boy,
he was still my hero.

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‐ Well, it seems like your mom
helped with that.

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In her own way, she was
working the gimmick too,

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but for your benefit.
‐ That's right.

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Working the gimmick
was how my family lived,

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and we all embraced it.
As a matter fact,

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it was working the gimmick that
eventually led to me stealing.

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‐ Stop!
Can we stop?

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I don't know if we should
be going down this road.

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‐ It's okay, Sandy.
And I told you I gonna get

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very real
with this thing, Randall.

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‐ Yeah, Sandy.
‐ Oh, my God.

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‐ Okay, can we lock the set
down, please?

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‐ So I'm gonna get real.
And the real is

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working the gimmick led to me

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doing some pretty bad [bleep].

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I'm sorry, Randall,
can I say that?

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‐ It's not very presidential,
but [bleep] it.

251
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[both chuckle]

252
00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,688
‐ That's my guy.
You know, back then,

253
00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,899
I wanted people to see me
in a certain way,

254
00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,151
and I did whatever had to
to make that happen.

255
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:31,154
[upbeat music]

256
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,406
♪ ♪

257
00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,533
‐ ♪ Hit it ♪

258
00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:38,453
♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪

259
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,662
‐ Need any help
finding anything?

260
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,414
‐ Nah, nothing's really
catching my eye.

261
00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,624
Thanks, though.

262
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,334
♪ ♪

263
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,045
‐ Was it wrong?
Yeah, it was wrong.

264
00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,421
But, honestly,
who among us hasn't done

265
00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:49,881
a little five‐finger boost,
huh?

266
00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,342
‐ Right.
Or a little credit card fraud.

267
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,844
♪ ♪

268
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,763
‐ ♪ Ow!
Baby ♪

269
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,599
♪ ♪

270
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:02,185
♪ Salt‐N‐Pepa's here ♪

271
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:06,064
♪ Salt, Salt, Salt,
Salt‐N‐Pepa's here ♪

272
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:09,442
♪ Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt,
Salt, Salt‐N‐Pepa's here ♪

273
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:12,654
♪ ♪

274
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,864
‐ You must be rich.

275
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,741
‐ [chuckles]
Yeah.

276
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,868
♪ ♪

277
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,454
‐ What's your name again?

278
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:24,124
‐ Tomas.

279
00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,251
‐ ♪ P‐‐push it real good ♪

280
00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,794
‐ Tomas?

281
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,087
Why'd you say
your name was Tomas?

282
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,256
‐ 'Cause it sounds way cooler
than Dwayne.

283
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,258
Look, new school, new name.

284
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,717
And now that I look rich,

285
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,636
I'm finally getting attention
from girls,

286
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,429
like Karen from algebra.

287
00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:41,182
‐ Big hair Karen?
‐ Fine‐ass Karen.

288
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,101
The one who front‐knots
her PE shirt.

289
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,352
‐ Oh!

290
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,397
‐ I couldn't get the security
tag thing off,

291
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,483
so I banged it with a rock,
and all this ink exploded out.

292
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,443
‐ Just tell people you spilled
your blueberry wine.

293
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,112
‐ Hmm.

294
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,280
Anyway.

295
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,616
The best part is Karen
invited me to a party tonight.

296
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,952
‐ So life is good, huh?
‐ It is.

297
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,371
‐ Well, it's not gonna last.
Fine‐ass Karen aside,

298
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,039
the reason why these girls
haven't been giving you

299
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,208
the time of day
isn't 'cause you look poor.

300
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,210
It's 'cause you look like
a undercover cop.

301
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,254
Like Johnny Depp
from "21 Jump Street."

302
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:15,383
‐ No one thinks that.
‐ Dwayne, everyone thinks that.

303
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,469
‐ [whispering]
He's looking at me.

304
00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,471
He's a cop,
like Johnny Depp.

305
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,473
‐ I'm 15!

306
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,185
‐ You have a full mustache,
and you're bigger than a dad.

307
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,187
You look like you work
at a auto parts store.

308
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,271
‐ Whatever, man.

309
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,982
None of that matters now
that I got a girl into me.

310
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:34,319
‐ Yeah, but that girl thinks
you're rich, and you're not.

311
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,529
And you ain't fooling anybody
riding the bus.

312
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:40,450
[mid‐tempo music]

313
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:47,373
♪ ♪

314
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,837
‐ Hey, baby.
How was school?

315
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,173
‐ When is Dad getting back
with the car?

316
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,175
‐ When the wrestling convention
is over.

317
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,010
He's getting paid
to sign autographs.

318
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,179
We could use the money.
‐ We could also use the car.

319
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,014
I'm boxing pizzas after school.

320
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,099
You're cleaning houses,
like, five towns away,

321
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,351
and we both
have to take the bus.

322
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,894
‐ What's wrong
with taking the bus?

323
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,354
There was a man sitting across
from me

324
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,773
playing the flute yesterday.
It was beautiful.

325
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,858
‐ Karen will think I'm poor
if she sees me riding the bus.

326
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,193
‐ Who's Karen?

327
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,819
‐ Can't we just
get another car?

328
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,072
Look, I got some money saved.
I can get us one.

329
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,449
‐ How much money?
‐ $103.

330
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,077
‐ Dewey, you won't be able
to get a car for that.

331
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,995
But you know what you could do?

332
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,164
‐ Borrow the other
16,000 from you?

333
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,082
‐ No.

334
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,042
You could help us
with groceries and bills.

335
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,418
‐ Karen doesn't care
about that stuff.

336
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,921
‐ Who's Karen?
‐ She's a pretty girl I like.

337
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,214
‐ That's what you care about?

338
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,590
Your priorities
are out of whack, Dewey.

339
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,468
‐ Fine. Can you at least cosign
on a credit card for me?

340
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,387
I mean, it doesn't even
have to be a good one.

341
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,597
It can be from
Strawbridge & Clothier.

342
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,266
‐ [scoffs]

343
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,060
‐ I'm desperate, man.

344
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,770
I've called
every ad in the paper.

345
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,730
Nobody's selling their car
for 103 bucks.

346
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,482
‐ Dude, you're not
bargaining right.

347
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,610
You gotta start at a dollar
and then meet in the middle.

348
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,362
‐ Need a car?

349
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,992
I got a car for sale, dude.

350
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,412
Well, here she is.

351
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,374
‐ I'll give you a dollar
for it.

352
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,834
‐ Come on, man.
I overheard you say

353
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,419
you had $103.

354
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,586
I'll take that.

355
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,588
‐ Deal.

356
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,215
‐ Congrats, kid.

357
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,927
Oh, you're gonna want
to wash that key.

358
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:28,057
[engine roaring]

359
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,270
‐ Man, this ride is smooth.
‐ Dude, yeah.

360
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,188
I'm just trying to get us
some tunes here.

361
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,065
This radio
only pulls one station.

362
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,109
‐ Who cares?
Blast it.

363
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:41,279
[opera music playing]

364
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:48,244
♪ ♪

365
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,539
What's up?

366
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,832
♪ ♪

367
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,251
What are those?
Chips?

368
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,295
Hey, yep.

369
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,129
[music stops]

370
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,132
‐ So, what's our plan
for tonight?

371
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,009
‐ Grab some beers and hit
that Westside party

372
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,218
Karen invited me to.

373
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,262
‐ Okay.
Every place around here IDs.

374
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,139
How are we gonna get beers?

375
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,640
‐ I guess we could hit that
one store in the next county

376
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:10,975
where the dude is blind.

377
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:11,934
‐ Where are we heading?
‐ Oh!

378
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:13,478
Stop the car, stop the car,
stop the car!

379
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,980
‐ Go, go, go, go, go!
‐ Oh, my God.

380
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,191
‐ Who the hell are you?
‐ I'm Waffle.

381
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,651
Where's Billy?
‐ Billy sold my boy this car.

382
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,320
‐ [chuckles]
Billy is always

383
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,363
selling things Waffle is in.
‐ I'm sure that's true.

384
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,115
Now, can you get
out of the car?

385
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,992
‐ Allow me to present
a second option.

386
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,036
Heard you're going to a party
on the west side.

387
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,370
What if you let me hitch
a ride with you?

388
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,581
My buddy Bernard's townhouse
is right there.

389
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,125
‐ No way.
Get out.

390
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,504
‐ I also heard you say
you needed to buy some beer.

391
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:43,674
♪ ♪

392
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,636
[upbeat rap music]

393
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:53,601
♪ ♪

394
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,853
‐ D, I've got to find the can.
I'll see you in there.

395
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,525
‐ Didn't even say goodbye.

396
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,446
‐ What the‐‐

397
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,739
‐ Waffle?
‐ Hoody.

398
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,993
‐ [groaning]

399
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,037
‐ He's a good guy.

400
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:20,545
Five‐finger boost, huh?
You know, you remind me of me.

401
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,879
‐ No offense, Waffle,

402
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,548
but me and you
are not the same.

403
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,216
‐ I was once a poor kid

404
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,260
trying to impress people
that don't matter.

405
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,886
‐ You gotta see this girl.

406
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,555
Trust me.
She matters.

407
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,516
‐ I promise you, in ten years,
she won't.

408
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,685
The only things that
really matter are your family,

409
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,103
your integrity,

410
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,689
and freezing your eggs
if you're a lady.

411
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,191
‐ That's real bleak, Waffle.
‐ It's not bleak.

412
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,527
It's about priorities.

413
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,362
If I could do it
all over again,

414
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,239
I would have cared more
about the people

415
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,909
who, you know, cared about me.

416
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,621
[engine puttering]

417
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:58,833
[brakes squeak]

418
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,668
‐ Need a ride?

419
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,752
‐ Dewey?

420
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,338
‐ Get in.
I'll explain.

421
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,012
‐ [gasps]
‐ Hey, Mama.

422
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,806
I'm Waffle.
‐ Hello, Waffle.

423
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,142
Whose car is this?
‐ It's ours.

424
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,770
Mine and yours.
Look what $103 can buy.

425
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,731
[engine putters]

426
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,817
It has seat belts, a hole where
a cigarette lighter was.

427
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,444
It gets the news.

428
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,113
You love the news.
‐ [laughs]

429
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,449
‐ I'm sorry about earlier.

430
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,534
‐ I'm glad you got
the car you needed.

431
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,661
‐ Look, there's a lot of things
that we need,

432
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,997
and I'm gonna start
helping with that.

433
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,959
But I promise you one thing.

434
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,586
One day, I'm gonna get you
a Cadillac.

435
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,420
‐ A red one?

436
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,005
You know my favorite
color is red.

437
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,256
‐ All the colors.

438
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,716
Look, one for every day
of the week.

439
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,761
‐ Or seven red ones.
‐ Or seven red ones.

440
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,305
‐ [laughs]

441
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,308
Oh, seven red ones.

442
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,104
‐ Bye.
‐ Bye, Mama!

443
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,856
‐ Hey, man, I appreciate
that advice you gave me.

444
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,650
‐ Hey, no problem, kid.

445
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,652
I can tell how much you
and your mom love each other.

446
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,862
I know you're gonna give her
all those things one day.

447
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,822
‐ I mean, I hope so.
‐ No, no, no.

448
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,991
No, you will.
‐ [chuckles]

449
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,744
‐ As long as you keep doing
one thing.

450
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,121
All you got to do is‐‐

451
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:23,251
[groans]

452
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,755
‐ All you got to do is what?

453
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,132
Waffle?
Waf‐‐

454
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,177
Yeah, there's a dead guy named
Waffle in a random Thunderbird

455
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,679
that's officially owned
by nobody.

456
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,722
Yeah, my name
is Mayor McCheese.

457
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,566
‐ Gosh, I wasn't expecting
to care about Waffle so much.

458
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,984
‐ I know, right?

459
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:48,901
Every time
I pass a Waffle House,

460
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,028
I always kiss my fingers
and point to the sky.

461
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,488
[kisses]
That's for you, Waffle.

462
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,782
‐ And you kept the promise
you made to your mom.

463
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,868
I believe we have a picture of
one of the cars you gave her?

464
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,245
‐ [chuckles]
Mama Rock.

465
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,205
She just loves her red Caddies.

466
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,582
‐ I need to call my mom.
[chuckles]

467
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,585
Last time I talked to her
was...

468
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,044
30 years ago.

469
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,921
‐ Oh, wow.
‐ Yeah.

470
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:12,049
[fireplace cracking]

471
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,551
Now, was it at this point
in your life

472
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,761
when you decided to stop
working the gimmick?

473
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,556
‐ The truth is, I've never
stopped working the gimmick.

474
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,767
I've just learned to make
the gimmick work for me.

475
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:22,685
I started figuring it out

476
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,478
when I got
to the University of Miami.

477
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:26,314
‐ Oh, you were there on
a football scholarship,

478
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,065
a five‐star recruit
coming out of high school.

479
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,734
‐ And I was fired up

480
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:34,363
because in 1990, the U wasn't
just a football team.

481
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,616
We were a movement.

482
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,576
Three national titles
under three different

483
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,910
head coaches in the '80s.

484
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,955
An incubator for future stars.
[chuckles]

485
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,541
You know the 'Canes
became legends for the joy

486
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,753
they played with and,
of course, that swagger, baby.

487
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,088
‐ ♪ Coolin' in Miami
one summer day ♪

488
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,758
♪ Driving down the streets
along the bay ♪

489
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,427
‐ When I got to Miami,
I just wanted to fit in.

490
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,555
I had no intention
of working the gimmick.

491
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,808
I was just gonna keep
my head down and grind.

492
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:09,774
♪ ♪

493
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,276
‐ There he is.
The Beast of Bethlehem.

494
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,778
‐ What up, Coach Orgeron?

495
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,280
‐ How the hell are you, son?
Welcome to Miami football.

496
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,448
Hey, you want some coffee?

497
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:18,949
‐ No, thanks.
I don't drink coffee.

498
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,576
‐ Oh, me neither.
I chew it.

499
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,745
Sends it straight
to the blood.

500
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,789
All right, first D‐line
meeting's at noon.

501
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,832
‐ Yes, sir.

502
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,793
‐ Yo, what's up man?

503
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,628
Jessie Armstead,
best linebacker in the country.

504
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,129
‐ Hey.
‐ Russell Maryland,

505
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,631
young D‐line legend.

506
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,800
‐ Dwayne Johnson,
Beast of Bethlehem.

507
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,135
Also known as Hitzilla,
Edward Blitzerhands,

508
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,638
and the Chairman
of Goldman "Sacks."

509
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:41,639
‐ Yeah, we know.

510
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,183
Your dad was here an hour ago
bragging on you.

511
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,227
‐ My dad was here?
‐ Yeah, Rocky Johnson.

512
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,478
I used to watch him
when I was a kid.

513
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,189
I even got his autograph.
Check it out.

514
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,857
‐ [chuckles]
‐ Congrats, man.

515
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,651
He said you was gonna be
on the Wheaties box.

516
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,985
‐ What?

517
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,529
‐ Some next generation
athlete‐type thing.

518
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,322
When's it hit the shelves?

519
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,033
‐ You know, we did that
for Wheaties Asia,

520
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,285
so it's not
coming out in the States.

521
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,787
‐ Even better.
I've got some family

522
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,205
out in Singapore.
Maybe they can peep it.

523
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,707
‐ Oh, no.
See, that's the thing.

524
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,668
That's South Asia, and it's
coming out in North Asia.

525
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,839
‐ You're lying to the wrong
geography buffs.

526
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:18,008
‐ Yeah, wait till my uncle
in Singapore hear about this.

527
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,428
[scoffs]
Freshmen, man.

528
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,679
‐ Dad, you were
here this morning?

529
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:22,847
‐ Drove all the way
from Tampa

530
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:23,848
to be there
when the gym opened.

531
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,684
I go outta my way
to set my son up for success.

532
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,436
‐ Yeah, but you didn't even
come see me.

533
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,062
‐ That would have spoiled
the surprise.

534
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:33,607
‐ What surprise?
‐ I put you over with the guys.

535
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,859
It was your first day
in the program,

536
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,068
and I wanted
to make you look good.

537
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,446
‐ What, by telling them I was
gonna be on a Wheaties box?

538
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,989
‐ Surprise!

539
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,949
[chuckles]
You're surprised, ain't you?

540
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,075
‐ No, I'm not surprised.

541
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,035
I had to cover and tell 'em
it was for Wheaties Asia.

542
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,537
‐ Wheaties Asia?
No.

543
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,872
No, son.
You're messing it up.

544
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,249
Look, all you gotta
do is work the gimmick.

545
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,417
‐ There is no gimmick to work.

546
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,252
I'm not gonna be
on a Wheaties box.

547
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,212
‐ But they don't know that.

548
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,422
[disconnect tone]
Hello?

549
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,715
‐ Hey, champ,

550
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,383
truck's loaded up
and all ready for delivery.

551
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,509
‐ You got it, boss.

552
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,053
I'm just on the phone
with my kid.

553
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,346
All right, son.

554
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,098
Father's gotta
go back to work.

555
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,433
[chuckles]

556
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,935
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm not the best.

557
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,312
God's the best.

558
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,355
[chuckles]

559
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,863
[truck reverse beeping]

560
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,077
‐ ♪ All aboard ♪

561
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:30,456
[laughs]

562
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,541
[upbeat music]

563
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,084
♪ Ay ♪

564
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:41,258
♪ ♪

565
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,985
♪ ♪

566
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,278
‐ Kid's knocking those out.

567
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,322
‐ Yeah.
‐ What's he on?

568
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,283
‐ 20.
‐ Okay, okay.

569
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,868
♪ ♪

570
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,120
all: 25, 26...

571
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:12,456
27, 28...

572
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,500
29, 30...

573
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,293
‐ Come on, come on.

574
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,628
all: 31...

575
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:18,963
‐ All right, come in,
come in!

576
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:23,133
32, 33...

577
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,969
34!
[clamoring]

578
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,178
♪ ♪

579
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,472
35!

580
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:32,977
♪ ♪

581
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:36,188
36!
‐ Yeah!

582
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:39,358
[cheering]

583
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,777
‐ Damn.
Your dad wasn't lying.

584
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,947
‐ You better eat
your Wheaties, Asia.

585
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,949
[laughter]

586
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:51,495
‐ That's when I found my
version of working the gimmick.

587
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:55,040
Be me, but with the dial
turned up to 11.

588
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:58,210
So that's who I was every time
I flashed the People's Eyebrow.

589
00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,837
That's who I was
when I threw Ludacris

590
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,798
off a bridge in "Jumanji" five,
and that's who I was

591
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,509
when I played Gene Simmons
in that Kiss biopic.

592
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,011
‐ But, Dwayne, I have to ask.

593
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,722
Wouldn't it have been easier
to just tell your teammates

594
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,016
that your dad made that whole
Wheaties thing up?

595
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,392
‐ Yeah, of course it would
have been easier,

596
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:14,810
but I couldn't do that,
Randall.

597
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,980
That's my dad.
The truth is, in his way,

598
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:21,150
he pushed me to do things
I never would have done.

599
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,818
‐ Well, can you give us
some more details?

600
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,446
Like, how did you get
from Hawaii to Pennsylvania?

601
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,615
Did you ever know Waffles'
last name?

602
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,491
When did you start
playing football?

603
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,035
‐ I'm gonna tell you
all of that, Randall,

604
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,245
and much more.
And, look, once people

605
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,539
hear these stories
about my life and my family,

606
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:38,959
they're gonna see how much
we actually all have in common.

607
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,628
‐ I can't wait.
‐ That's right.

608
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,421
Oh, and I've got
some pretty cool stories

609
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,798
about André the Giant.

610
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,216
‐ That's a great question.

611
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,177
And so, yes, the dalmatians‐‐

612
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,054
[screaming]
‐ Hey!

613
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,556
Bonjour, babies.

614
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,725
Let me tell you my career, huh?

615
00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:56,393
What are you looking at?

616
00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:58,062
[children giggling]